@Dkbay do you know java?
#general
limber knotBOT
abstract aspen
Uhmm... Not really no
limber knotBOT
do you know any programming language? xD
abstract aspen
Minecraft related stuff I've done some Skript but it has performance issues to put it lightly
I do PHP, JS all the time
limber knotBOT
or well, I should ask "object oriented programming languages" I guess
abstract aspen
yep
limber knotBOT
well I would suggest getting aquainted with how java does things first, there's a simple tutorial on the spigot wiki but oracle as a general java tutorial as well
.g oracle java nuts and bolts
(phoenix616) https://docs.oracle.com/javase/tutorial/java/nutsandbolts/index.html -- Lesson: Language Basics (The Java™ Tutorials > Learning the...: "The Java Tutorials have been written for JDK 8. Examples and practices described in this page don't take advantage of improvements introduced in..."
also I would recommend using IntelliJ IDEA (unless you are already used to Eclipse I guess) and maven
abstract aspen
Already installed Intellij
limber knotBOT
👍
golden gust
Search the plugins, "minecraft development"
abstract aspen
I got that already too^
golden gust
😄
abstract aspen
I watched a few youtube videos from a guy showing how to do 1.13
but some of the stuff he does doesn't seem to work in 1.14 I just get errors
golden gust
In that case creating a project is pretty ez, if you know an OOP language it's really just getting used to the syntax changes and the api
unreal quarry
API has changed
abstract aspen
And me not being that experienced with Java I don't really understand what they mean
golden gust
Well, what do they say?
limber knotBOT
well, I would be a bit sceptical with youtube tutorials in general. most of them tend to be pretty basic
abstract aspen
Right
limber knotBOT
I tend to have the opposite experience, lol. does php even do stacktraces?
golden gust
(or often taught by people who clearly aren't familiar with the API :/ )
golden gust
php can do stack traces iirc
golden gust
😄
abstract aspen
@wheat quarry I did a little bit of C++ on my macbook to control my hue lights from the terminal so I know most of the variable stuff it seems pretty similar to Java
limber knotBOT
if you have some specific errors just ask here, people are pretty quick to yell at you, err, help you out solve it ;D
abstract aspen
Yeh
unreal quarry
Ppl learn best when yelled at and ridiculed
golden gust
ur cod is bad an u shud fel bad
abstract aspen
I don't mind if people yell at me as long as they help 
limber knotBOT
you'll fit right in then, lol
unreal quarry
^_^
abstract aspen
limber knotBOT
but yeah, lots of the more basic stuff is explained here https://www.spigotmc.org/wiki/spigot-plugin-development/ and some older stuff here: https://bukkit.gamepedia.com/Plugin_Tutorial
abstract aspen
so many tabs
golden gust
I'd honestly suggest sticking to the bukkit wiki
Last I saw some of the tutorials on spigots site where very... erm...
limber knotBOT
¯_(ツ)_/¯ I tend to correct stuff on both of them when I see obvious issues
abstract aspen
Makes sense
golden gust
Much more comfortable to suggest people peek there vs spigots wiki for stuff
limber knotBOT
well it's older and more people find it through google I would assume
abstract aspen
I hope the 1.14 stuff slowly gets fixed
limber knotBOT
might want to archive that now that I think about it, don't really trust Gamepedia being around too long after the recent trade...
oh wait, it's fandom now? didn't they get sold from curse to someone else?
or wait, I'm thinking of the minecraft forums...
kinda strange that both wikia and gamepedia are run by the same company now...
abstract aspen
oooh that bukkit wiki tutorial had some of the stuff I was looking for
like making a simple command
Do I have to add my command to the plugin.yml?
Or will it work without
limber knotBOT
you have to add it
hot gorge
Capital One was hacked. Happy Monday everyone
abstract aspen
And so it begins
limber knotBOT
god, the formatting on that plugin tutorial page is all over the place...
abstract aspen
Skript is open source
Maybe I can go into their code and figure out what the stuff I have in my skript files atm does
limber knotBOT
I kinda doubt that Skript's source is easily understandable for someone who hasn't worked with java/bukkit xD
abstract aspen
Prolly not
Skript isn't even easily understandable to anyone that has worked with skript
limber knotBOT
but stuff in script tends to be similarly named to the bukkit equivalent
abstract aspen
sooo
limber knotBOT
*in Skript
golden gust
I mean
Tbqf, I think that you have to not know how skript works to want to use skript
limber knotBOT
lol
abstract aspen
Skript
permission: *
trigger:
set {_player} to player```
Java
```Java
@Override
public boolean onCommand(CommandSender sender, Command cmd, String label, String[] args) {
if (cmd.getName().equalsIgnoreCase("basic")) { // If the player typed /basic then do the following, note: If you only registered this executor for one command, you don't need this
getServer().getConsoleSender().sendMessage("I ran a command :D!");
return true;
} //If this has happened the function will return true.
// If this hasn't happened the value of false will be returned.
return false;
}
When you start registing commands in their own classes, you don't need the gatName
abstract aspen
I mean there is defo similarities
golden gust
I can type
abstract aspen
I'm gonna read through that tutorial and figure out what to do next
limber knotBOT
gat? 🤔
abstract aspen
I'm pretty sure I never need "gatName" 
@golden gust "Using a separate CommandExecutor class"
I think I got to the part you just mentioned
limber knotBOT
gatName = global association table name? xD
golden gust
I knocked my keyboard and it was in a weird position 😦
abstract aspen
I see when I do return false; it prints the usage part from the yml
and when I do return true; it doesn't
makes sense 😛
void void
whats the point in people running an 'anarchy' server and then putting anticheat on it
like
honest to god?
void void
most of the aristois works on anarchymc, but fastbreak doesn't which is gae
also yes in a command executor, returning false means they did the command syntax incorrectly, hence it will send usage info. returning true means they did the syntax correct. You use true even if the command fails in that case, because the syntax was correct.
if that makes sense
abstract aspen
yeah
@EventHandler
public void onPlayerChat(AsyncPlayerChatEvent e) {
getServer().getConsoleSender().sendMessage("User sent message: "+ e);
}
I wrote this
but nothing happens when I write in chat
unreal quarry
register your listener
your listener can listen for events all day long, but if it never registered with the server then the server will never tell your listeners about any events firing
void void
server to your listener: https://pics.me.me/opel-still-not-talking-to-you-4790289.png
golden gust
toString by default will basically print out the objects address
abstract aspen
right
I forgoet .getMessage();
forgot*
Now it's correct
My plan for this first plugin is gonna be to make it just log every chat message to mysql if possible
Then I can make a php client later that lets you sort and filter them
void void
have fun with that
abstract aspen
Thanks xD
void void
a tip, dont insert into sql every message
use a queue, and when it fills up, drain the queue and push them all to sql
and use async for your sql
void void
punts himself out of earth's atmosphere after the cat
golden gust
I just had to open my mouth 😦
unreal quarry
abstract aspen
@void void Surely it won't be a problem with like 10 players
void void
you say that now
and if you perform sql on the main thread it will straight up be a problem
like, immediately
everything stops to wait for your sql query to finish
golden gust
void void
you'll feel it
abstract aspen
Besides if I'm making a client in PHP I can just make an api endpoint instead of going directly to mysql then I can use Laravel's built in queue system
HTTP request will be less bad?
void void
we're talking about logging your messages
golden gust
It's still IO
void void
your api is a whole other story
abstract aspen
lol
abstract aspen
I guess I can make an array and clear it every xth interval
void void
from your plugin, all you need to worry about is putting stuff in sql. don't put an http server in your plugin or anything. just don't.
and no, use a queue, it's specifically built for this
you add stuff, and literally call drainTo(Collection)
then forEach the collection and put it in mysql
once it's in sql, you built a completely separate application, in php
and read from sql
i enjoy that @golden gust did you write that entire thing
golden gust
oh god no
void void
good
void void
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limber knotBOT
golden gust
ahh
void void
limber knotBOT
yeah that songtext handling could've been done better xD
but I guess it's easier to match with the song that way...
merry talon
the spaces in the text are the worst
void void
how much testing do you think it took to get the delays correct
limber knotBOT
probably too much
void void
mlep. I need to figure out a prettier way of doing this nasty thing
abstract aspen
Where should I define my queue? If I define it in the event handler I'm assuming it just makes a new queue every time it's called and if I place it in the onEnable it can't see it down there
void void
you can define it in the listener as a field
or, use a different class specifically for queue management, and include that class as a field in the listener
abstract aspen
Right now my regsiterEvents just has "this, this"
limber knotBOT
if you have everything in the same class then just make it a field in that class
void void
@abstract aspen
this was completely from memory so do not copy this, it's probably wrong
dire bronze
void void
yea > class Listener implements Listener lul one of those would need fq package
just, yea, dont do that
golden gust
new instance of an interface
limber knotBOT
spoonfeeding
void void
probably need to import it
also dont put them all in one file
i just did that so i dont have multiple pastes lol
void void
depends on the ide
abstract aspen
intellij
abstract aspen
It didn't
void void
is the xray patch moved dosent seem to work
dark dock
tardy lynx
How would one go about converting the whole world from 1.13 to 1.14?
golden gust
--forceUpgrade
tardy lynx
jvm flag?
upper flicker
no jar arg
golden gust
mc flag, goes at the and for once
tardy lynx
sry that's what I meant
void void
i keep pressing the fucking debug button and IJ takes at least 10 seconds to start it
:(
golden gust
gg
void void
cat so mean 
static badge
dw cat's dum af
void void
what the FUCK!
that spotify ad was dark
"HEY EVERYONE, HERE'S A CHALLENGE, LISTEN AND TELL ME WHAT IT IS!"
chews gum
"DID YOU GUESS CHEWING GUM? YOU'RE RIGHT!"
"NEXT!"
taps pencil
"DID YOU GUESS PENCIL TAPPING? YOU'RE RIGHT!"
"LAST ONE!"
nothing
"NO GUESSES?"
changes to dark background music
"THAT'S CHRONIC HEPATITIS B DESTROYING YOUR LIVER. COME GET TESTED."
fallen oracle
Okay
fallen oracle
Probably just a simple mistake.
void void
frik u
fallen oracle
I'll be here all week.
vestal jasper
holy shit if I was forced to listen to an ad with someone chewing gum I'd fucking hunt down whoever made it
vestal jasper
mail me some
fallen oracle
Smoked for 3 hours
void void
wait what is that wrapped in
vestal jasper
fallen oracle
Cabbage
vestal jasper
thanks for the emote
fallen oracle
It gave the cabbage a spicy flavor
ancient bolt
cba to set up a proper sata connection to my harddisk that's been in cold storage for fucking years that has all my movies on it to copy star wars off so I can rewatch it again
so I'm using a shitty usb 2 SATA adapter I've also had for years
copying at a blistering 42.5MB/s
some day this will all get transfered to a beautiful nas..
someday
golden gust
My trick used to be not having the case screwed in
void void
boi wat
golden gust
And hot plugging, even if the hardware support for it was kinda iffy
void void
you wont open the case and use a cable, but you will dig out an adapter and suffer a usb connection
ancient bolt
i don't even have sata drives in my case
void void
plzzzzzzzzbby plzzzzzz
ancient bolt
cause like why would I need them
let alone the proper sata cables in place to plug it in
the only other 2 drives I have in the system are NVMe lol
not a sata cable in sight
9.4GB copied in ~3 minutes
not terrible for a stop-gap solution
golden gust
I've never had a transparent case, so never had to care about looks, so often had one just hanging around doing nothing
golden gust
Ah, rip
ancient bolt
I'm never going to put big bulky HDDs in it anyways
why take up all that space
¯_(ツ)_/¯
fallen oracle
Getting a speaker for my shower was such a good idea. Now I can slip and break my leg when I do the Cha Cha Slide.
ancient bolt
that would be impecable aim to hit such a small thing
void void
and yet
golden gust
simple is living proof that it's possible
Still yet to figure out how he survives
But when you think about it, it really explains a lot
ancient bolt
hmm new versions of the despecialized edition are out
guess I gotta redownload them anyways
supple marten
ancient bolt
I forgot how much a pita downloading the despecialized versions were
lmao plex is so damn impressive it's silly
placid thicket
To most of you this will mean nothing but some will see it and o.0
supple marten
wait what
did you spray paint that?
or is that a special edition version?
Or is it 3D printed
placid thicket
it came out of the box that way from a new harry potter set
trail prairie
stiff yarrow
fallen oracle
Prepare for trouble
And make it double
To protect the world from devastation
To unite all people with our nation
static badge
wat
limber knotBOT
o no, nationalism
merry talon
what about plex is so impressive?
I find the players to be bad
the content matching is nice though
void void
litterally all the paper servers I've seen have been paper 1.12.2 I wonder how anarchy servers are gonna be affected lol
im angry
because of @pulsar wigeon
static badge
what'd he do :>
limber knotBOT
@moomoo, well, look at bstats, clearly the majority moved on https://bstats.org/plugin/server-implementation/Paper
75% of paper servers run 1.13 or 1.14
austere ivy
:)
merry talon
isn't that right @pulsar wigeon
FTFY
clever wind
earnest atlas
void void
oi i really need to replace my headphone earpads
cunning badge
I just got new headphones from my company 
astral marsh
Does anyone have good Horizon config and can share it with me?
cunning badge
Um ?
void void
wat
cunning badge
void void
mines better
cunning badge
Nah idk about that
cunning badge
well thats toxic
void void
good
void void
what
void void
cunning badge
void void
ur bein frikken toxic
plain kelp
fallen jungle
Can someone help me analyze the Timings report? I'm making a plugin and I'd like to know how much of the lag it causes: https://timings.aikar.co/?id=df1c0142b28f4ff99bd93b66d16f2398
golden gust
you're eating chunks
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fallen jungle
as in?
cunning badge
golden gust
As in you're causing a lot of chunk loading
fallen jungle
hm
My plugin shouldn't do any chunk loading and I did fly around in the world when this was being recorded
Is it my plugin or is it possible that it was just me flying around?
golden gust
Your plugin
fallen jungle
Then I have more debugging to do
golden gust
It's some scheduled task
cunning badge
golden gust
Kingdoms::Task: me.jetp250.kingdoms.kingdoms.regions.WorldRegionManager$1SyncTask (Single)
cunning badge
yo cat can I pm you something real quick?
golden gust
Maaaaybe
dapper nacelle
@EventHandler
public void noUproot(PlayerInteractEvent event) {
if (event.getAction() == Action.PHYSICAL && event.getClickedBlock().getType() == Material.FARMLAND)
event.setCancelled(true);
}
is there a better way to prevent the player from jumping on farmland and destroying crobs?
like a more specific event
fallen jungle
.getClickedBlock() seems strange for this
cunning badge
Oh well nvm you disabled pms from people of the same server
golden gust
try now
digital talon
is there a reason for chests and enderchests beeing in the default anti-xray config but not working?
these hacky kids are still able to spot chests even with engine mode 2 :/
golden gust
afaik they shouldn't be in the config?
But tileentities won't work as they're not "just blocks"
digital talon
Fresh paper.yml
void void
chests probably isnt xray
there is blockesp for that
idk what will stop that probably anticheat
(its not traditional xray, i guess; it is however, technically, "xray" as you can see through blocks :?)
golden gust
Yea, just peeked the config and yea... :/
void void
i use orebfuscator on 1.12.2 it stops chests
digital talon
chests, enderchests and spawners would be great to hide 😃
golden gust
Not really viable, tbh
The issue with dealing with stuff like chests is that it ain't super performant, as you basically need to start caring "can the player actually see this"
digital talon
So I need a custom worldgen with empty chests all over the place 😃
cunning badge
Is the owner of an inventory of a chest the same as the person who placed the chest?
languid sparrow
golden gust
No, the owner of the chest inventory will be the chest
cunning badge
Okay, interesting
cunning badge
isnt that exactly what worldguard used to to / is doing?
except that they are saving each block?
void void
it would have to store blocks in the player data?
cunning badge
doesnt have to, instead saving the chest as a owner you simply save the UUID
isnt that big of a difference or am I wrong?
digital talon
btw adding 'air' to hidden blocks is super annoying for these hacky clients 😃
cunning badge
why would you save that in the inventoryowner ?
cedar spade
The chest's inventory is not the same thing as the chest itself; the chest's inventory belongs to the chest
cedar spade
afaik, vanilla has no use for saving who placed the chest, so it doesn't store that
s/has no use for/doesn't care
amber tinsel
So, we use AutoRestart to let the server restart. And it have a start.sh in its folder for it. However, the bat only have
java -jar Spigot.jar
exit 1
While we have Paper
It seem to want to excute spigot
void void
okay...?
cunning badge
java -jar paper.jar
amber tinsel
As we have a issue that the plugin also randomly restart whenerver it like it.
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amber tinsel
I know noss
void void
im so fucking confused what your issue is
void void
if it's restarting when you dont want it to restart, go talk to the author; that has nothing to do with paper
amber tinsel
Im so fucking confussed why you cant process what i say.
I dont say its a issue
say i found it interesting
that it have that in the start bat
void void
a default config generated by a plugin is interesting? indeed.
cedar spade
literally the only times I've heard AutoRestart mentioned, it's involved completely random unpredictable restarts
void void
super interesting...
amber tinsel
It did work fine first, but today started to just restart randomly, why it only should restart at 1 timestamp.
void void
go talk to the author of the plugin or find a different one, it choosing to restart randomly has nothing to do with paper
void void
my god
amber tinsel
I did not say it have todo with Paper?
void void
this is next level retardation
amber tinsel
You make things up lol
cedar spade
I mean this isn't the Paper help chat simple
amber tinsel
I didnt say i want supprt from paper.
void void
@cedar spade its not but that stops literally nobody
amber tinsel
I just wanted so say i found it interesting that it doesnt have any flags or anythings like that.
cunning badge
But its also not about Tacos, Cats, Taylor or burning leafs 
MD which plugin did you develop btw?
void void
couldnt tell, looked like a "this plugin is not working help" to me
cunning badge
Is it still as heavy as it used to be?
I remember it having some really good features, but was soo bloated with tons of other stuff I never needed
But thats like 5 years ago
@amber tinsel well I guess it doenst have any flags because its just a super quick and simple plugin someone wrote to restart servers
Basically 95% of all plugins are developed that way
amber tinsel
Ya
cunning badge
^yup
amber tinsel
Or i just remove that plugin as it very buggy atm.
void void
what a novel idea
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daring tiger
amber tinsel
I know right!
It almost like the guy wasnt asking for any support. And that he may just wanted to say he found it interesting.
void void
literally not even interesting lmao
amber tinsel
NoT eVeRy OnE iS LiKe YoU
void void
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digital talon
haha tricked the autominer by adding 5 times -air to the hidden blocks
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@void void 
heady spear
I am reading the live transcript from the a$ap rocky trial and it's a mess lol
gusty idol
Here's my build.gradle: https://hasteb.in/virutawi.gradle
Here's my project tree: https://hasteb.in/riseyesa.css
Here's BasicCommandTest.java: https://hasteb.in/huqoyuxi.java
Gradle 5.5.1 won't run my JUnit tests even though I can run them from IntelliJ IDEA, can someone help me figure out why?
heady spear
They will likely get jail time or community service. The latter would be kind of funny, considering they'd have to stay in Sweden for that lol
lol
assault a 19 year old
apparently that's illegal in Sweden
They've requested $15k in damages
In Sweden they do lol
Why would them being foreign matter? Him being foreign or rich will have no impact on the sentence
This isn't the US.
rocky's mom is present in court so that's cute, but she was confused about her seat so that delayed the trial by a minute
Here you can't.
Also, this isn't really something minor. It's assault. However, they wouldn't get more than a couple of months of prison time
Well, a fine is very unlikely. Community service or a couple of months in prison. Being a celebrity does not grant any leniency. I don't know where your knowledge of Scandinavian law comes from, but that's how it works here.
However, the time spent in custody will be accounted into the sentence, so they've already served a month of potential jail time
Community service is kinda unlikely in this case, as they used a broken bottle to assault the dude with
uh... yes?
It's not perfect, but the person being famous literally has no impact 😐 I don't know what kind of shitty country you live in, though.
If anything it's imperfect as our sentences are generally way too light and the criminal justice process is incredibly slow.
If you being famous grants you a more lenient sentence then it's a shitty country?
Ye whatever lol
Yeah you're 100% right. In Sweden you can just buy your way out of court. Sorry for not knowing enough about our legal system 😦
I have been so blind to the injustice in this country. All these rich and famous celebrities not facing any consequences for their crimes
cunning badge
Shame on you that you didnt know that. If you are famous you can kill as many people as you like to wihtout facing any justice
heady spear
Apparently a doctor has said that they broke the dude's nose and cut him up with the broken bottle
Actually, our king can do that so I guess barty is correct
Our king is both famous and rich and he's exempt from all of our laws
cunning badge
Is he actually? Memes aside?
golden gust
#TheOpressionGoesAllTheWayToTheTop
heady spear
ye, same with the british queen
golden gust
Yes, but our queen would be there sitting tea as she gets one of her guards to remove your head
heady spear
they have eyewitnesses that will testify on thursday so that's cool
cunning badge
Haha nice, meanwhile our "queen" glued her fingers together
heady spear
If they can prove that the bottle wasn't used in the assault then they might get away without a prison sentence, considering the dude did bug them to begin with. That's interesting. It sort of depends on what happens on Thursday
The eyewitnesses will either make or break the case as they can't seem to prove that the bottle was actually involved. Rocky's team claims they stepped on him with glass under their shoes
although imo stepping on people is kinda mean
cunning badge
"glass under their shoes" ... of couurse
heady spear
I hate that you can't record or photograph in court here lol, everything is text based
also the trial isn't translated into English so sux for everyone outside of Sweden
tropic flame
dumb question but can a$ap rocky, as an american, serve time in a Swedish prison?
I always thought that as a foreign citizen you just get extradited to your home country and then they do whatever they want with you lol
limber knotBOT
That's uh... That's not how it works
tropic flame
there you go that's why I asked
limber knotBOT
extradition is done by a country to take you from another country to face trial
If you break the law in Sweden, you face trial in Sweden
If you break the law in the US, you face trial in the US
limber knotBOT
The trial did figure it out
charged with ABH
Well I am dumb
Yeah I misred
:D
heady spear
if they get sentenced to more than 6 months they can request to be transferred to an american prison
upper flicker
From what I've heard of Swedish prisons, that'd be a dumbass request
tropic flame
lmao get transferred from a Swedish hotel to an American hell
heady spear
Swedish prisons are nice lol. I've visited people in a couple and I don't get why anyone would want to be transferred elsewhere tbh
tropic flame
totally what will happen
limber knotBOT
I mean, according to the victim he just asked if they'd seen his friend, got told to f off and questioned it, then promptly got the shit beat out of him
heady spear
their edited video?
I wonder why
Anyway, he claims that he didn't understand enough English to understand what they told him so that's why he stayed and then he claims that they assaulted him and then destroyed a glass bottle which they used to cut him with, and that they broke his nose. He requested the $15k in damages because of his injuries
limber knotBOT
Also barty, where are you from?
heady spear
That's why the eye witnesses on thursday will be interesting 🤷
upper flicker
I trust the courts to figure it out more than I trust the argument here
limber knotBOT
That you can beat the shit out of someone and claim self defence?
void void
poop
upper flicker
It does
heady spear
Now he's claiming that the bodyguard lifted him by his neck all of a sudden for no reason
heady spear
and that his headphones were broken, poor him
merry zealot
doin' your mom, doin' doin' your mom.
heady spear
he then threw the broken headphones at them, but he don't know if he missed or nah
upper flicker
Sounds like a mess all around
void void
Is he a weeb?
We the jury find the defendant guilty and sentence him to death by hanging
no
the guillotine
heady spear
He didn't know who asap was but I still don't understand why he approached them at all then
like why the fuck would they know where his friend was?
void void
I think the US mainly has jury's as a citizen's right
limber knotBOT
tutts: Right or duty?
heady spear
There are juries in very special cases
limber knotBOT
Weeby boi I guessed it was more of a "have you seen my friend, he looks like this"
void void
I prefer the unanimous decision tbh
but then again
some cases have taken a million years in the US by jury
golden gust
The issue is is that you have a bunch of people deciding on the fate of somebody
heady spear
You have to request a jury trial tho iirc
void void
^
golden gust
Yes, but the issue is is that that is your freedom
heady spear
and only in cases of offense against fundemental laws on freedom of expression and press, otherwise we use lay judges
void void
What, being able as a collective people to decide on a fate of a potential criminal?
golden gust
Would you be happy if someone got off scott free because 1 guy wasn't 100% sure
void void
It's a constitutional right
Chances are that 1 guy is gonna cave before the remaining group does
lol
golden gust
We just need tech to take over
heady spear
We have lay judges that sit together with the professional judges here tho
void void
How would you make tech take over
golden gust
inb4 psycho pass irl
heady spear
but only in certain courts and they never really decide shit
void void
You can't if you're not sure, so you can request leave from the trial
heady spear
?? Now he's claiming that he followed them to get his headphones back
but he just claimed that he threw them at rockys team in defence
after they broke them
What fucking kind of headphones are we talking about here lol
heady spear
he's now saying that he believes they threw them away after he threw them at them??
void void
A$ap right
heady spear
oh, he wanted to make a police report lol
void void
I don't give enough fucks about asap
to watch anything about the case
that goes out to all rap
classical rock is the shit
heady spear
It's an interesting case tho, especially since trump tried to involve himself
that's why people in Sweden care at least :p
our former prime minister tweeted at trump and it headlined here
void void
I don't know why Trump cares though tbh
asap dissed him in his track apparently
I'd dump his ass
"defintely guilty just take him"
heady spear
He followed them so he could call the cops but he forgot where his phone was at the time? But also because they threw away his headphones that he threw at them, to protect himself after they lifted him by his neck for talking to them?
ok seems legit
void void
This is like the jussie smollett case
heady spear
Trump cares because of Kim and Kanye
void void
They're gonna say bullshit lol
heady spear
Kim has been taking law courses for like 4 months so she clearly has influence
limber knotBOT
LOL
limber knotBOT
Isn't there like... video and CCTV of them attacking him with broken bottles though?
heady spear
they found a broken bottle at the place and he also had stab wounds when he came to the hospital
"I just wanted to tell them that I'm a good guy and that I wanted my headphones back. Suddenly one of the guys came behind me and hit me in the head with a bottle" the dude claimed
but he doesn't know who hit him
void void
Yeah of course he wouldn't know who fucking hit him because he probably got knocked out
heady spear
I should live tweet the translations and get internet clout
void void
A bottle on the head hurts
Don't ask me how I know that but that shit is enough to knock you out
heady spear
He then continues to claim that asap threw him onto the ground, and that he tried to protect his face
void void
2 black guys against a thin white dude? nice
limber knotBOT
I hate it when people attack me while they're cowering on the floor
void void
low to kick a man while he's down
unless you're trying to send a message
still low though
heady spear
He knows it was a bottle because he felt it lol, and he heard it break
"how did you know they hit you with a bottle?" "I felt it" I mean
void void
He would have been bleeding at the very least then
The impact force is more than enough to cause scratching and head wounds bleed quite a bit
heady spear
he for sure bled from the rest of his body but idk about his head
the doctor just said the nose was broken and that he had wounds across his body
void void
Should have a bleeding head wound from a bottle
heady spear
He claims that he saw them carry a bottle before that one of the two guys was carrying a bottle
but they also found the top of the bottle at the place
The bottle is important because that's sorta what determines the severity of the assault 🍾
He says that the men that punched and kicked him tried to stab him with "something"
cunning badge
Why do you guys care so much about it tho
heady spear
nothing interesting happens in Sweden so it's a big deal 🤷
also it has live updates and I'm way too invested now to stop reading this shit
cunning badge
Well then
pulsar wigeon
https://i.imgur.com/3dR3xN6.png chat rn
heady spear
loool
limber knotBOT
rofl
heady spear
okay they've spent 5 minutes asking him if rocky was carrying the bottle or not and the dude is like "I don't remember who carried it" and they're like "who carried it" and he's like "Idk" and they're like "did rocky carry it" and he's like "idk maybe?"
and then they're like "do you know for sure it was a bottle?" and the dude is like "it was something" and they're like "who carried something?" and he's like "idk"
limber knotBOT
Valid answers yeah
heady spear
but he for sure knows they had a bottle because he got hit with one but he never saw it
but he might have seen it before but he's not sure who carried what, and if it was a bottle
this is so sketchy lol
limber knotBOT
Could be the broken bottle at the scene of the attack is confusing his memory?
barty, it could have been self defence, but it seems like it ended up as assault
heady spear
I mean yeah, they did talk about pieces of a bottle being found at the place
and he did have cuts that were likely to have been caused by some cutty cutty by the glass
He claims he wasn't hostile and had good intentions when approaching them. He didn't want to fight anyone
ok too bored now Ima go study instead
okay lmfao just one more update. So he claims the doctors didn't take him seriously and that's why they didn't find any cuts on his head, and goes on to add "It didn't feel good at all to be thrown onto the ground. It's unfair that 4 people fight against 1"
peak dirge
You know, I think Trump's first tweet about A$AP Rocky was the first time he had a warm nickname for someone on the center left. But he'll throw around "Crazy Bernie" (Bernie Sanders) and "Pocahontas" (Elizabeth Warren) for our domestic left-leaning politicians.
Granted, he didn't realize Sweden has little things like "separation of powers" or the lack of a bail system, but hey, he tried! 😛
heady spear
Trump has sent an american hostage expert to sweden to try to get them back to the us
Apparently
peak dirge
(I am obligated as an American citizen to apologize for the actions of our president. Frankly, he doesn't know what he's doing.)
heady spear
Idk how to translate this
limber knotBOT
google translate ayyy!
heady spear
some dude named Robert C. O'Brien
limber knotBOT
negotiations expert?
tardy lynx
Why is lava blue on my server when using a 1.14 client?
limber knotBOT
lava is water now
heady spear
limber knotBOT
Oh wow
heady spear
Wtf is he supposed to do lmao
Plus he doesn't speak swedish so he won't even understand what's going on
Unless he brought a personal translator
upper flicker
They'll have sent a translator with him
Still not sure what he's supposed to actually do
heady spear
I wonder if trump thinks asap is being held hostage by our prime minister
it sure sounds like it
void void
No, he’s trying to negotiate conditions of Rocky’s release
slow wolf
void void
Thing is ASAP did dumb shit and deserves
heady spear
I really doubt he'd be released unless they completely dismiss the assault claims. If he serves jailtime or gets community service he'll serve it in Sweden
void void
See as Rocky’s a US citizen the US is going to demand that he serves it here
upper flicker
That's not how that works
heady spear
That won't happen unless it's over 6 months
void void
which meannnsss he’s not going to lay a finger on actually working if that happens
heady spear
Unless you get a 6 month+ sentence you can't request to be transferred
upper flicker
Sweden has no obligation to hand him over
heady spear
and even then it's unlikely to be approved
void void
They don’t, but that’s what Trumps trying to do
upper flicker
Given the state of US prisons, if he serves it, he's gonna wanna serve it in Sweden anyway
void void
He’s trying to bend Swedish rules to have Rocky expedited to the US again
heady spear
I don't think such a request would even stand a chance tbh, and it would just end up taking longer than any probable sentence
void void
which is why he sent the negotiations expert
upper flicker
Negotiations guy is probably just like "ooh free trip to Sweden"
heady spear
We're super good at being slow
void void
Due to the publicity this gathered though, Sweden’s probably not going to sentence him to much
upper flicker
Works both ways, failing to convict him could be interpreted as a failing of their famously unbiased system
heady spear
Nah, hence why the request wouldn't be approved. He will get a couple of months tops
upper flicker
People are gonna be upset either way tbh
heady spear
and he has already spent a month in custody
void void
^
Not much is going to happen
all the media is doing is hyping it up
What’s going to happen is Rocky’s going to get a lighter sentence, serve it in Sweden, and eventually be released on good terms or some bullshit like that
Eventually it’s going to be reported as Trump doing it, Foxnews is going to dote on him saying how he’s a God and CNN is going to blame him for “defiling other cultures system” or something like that
At least the US prison system is getting a little better
Not up to par as other countries but it’s getting there
peak dirge
When American prisons serve rotten, moldy food, Sweden is a paragon of excellent carcerate food.
upper flicker
Those cells look nicer than my past dorm rooms
void void
Where are you getting the info that US prisons only serve out dirty, rotten food
peak dirge
"Dirty water" and "inedible food" sound like things you find in an American prison 😂
void void
Sweden’s prison system will never work in the US, unfortunately
At least in my personal opinion
peak dirge
Some of us are looking are looking at Norway and are like "that's a great model"
Some of us are looking are looking at Norway and are like "they treat them like total pansies"
void void
Are you talking about prison systems?
upper flicker
US system turned away from rehabilitation long ago, people continue to elect officials who run on punishment and shy away from rehabilitation as "light on crime"
peak dirge
And about what I said about US prisons serving bad food https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2017/12/prison-food-sickness-america/549179/
limber knotBOT
Wait I said "only a punishment"
upper flicker
Going to need a large change in elected officials and public opinion to move away from that
limber knotBOT
I also meant slavery obviously
peak dirge
In August, the Detroit Free Press reported that a prison kitchen worker was fired for refusing to serve rotten potatoes.
limber knotBOT
It's mad that in america you can be fired for that lol
void void
Hopefully the bill signing will influence change in a better direction
peak dirge
Makes sense of course that one of the top donors to the Republican party is the private prison industry
They are making a killing from the GOP's "lock up all the brown people that we can because they might not be here legally" policy
void void
On the contrary, it was a republican president who introduced a prison reformation bill with bipartisan support
As an immigrant myself, illegal immigration is complete and utter bullshit and they SHOULD be deported tux
upper flicker
It was also a series of republican presidents who made those punishments so harsh to target minority communities
Again with bipartisan support
peak dirge
And it was a Republican president who sanctioned child abuse by implementing a family separation policy
upper flicker
So it's not like that's relevant
limber knotBOT
Isn't that the prison reform act that only affects federal prisons?
limber knotBOT
ie not the ones owned by donors?
void void
Sure, let's have irresponsible mothers and fathers transport their kids across a desert, very cool!
upper flicker
States largely follow the federal systems decisions, with some flavor for their chosen political leaning
limber knotBOT
(wizardfrag) Crazy, right? : LateStageImperialism - 32 comments, 1,099 points - YuriRedFox6969, 16d ago
void void
If you want to see abuse, not only for children but also for adults, check out those stylish cages your former president built
Top of the line chain link fences with open tops
allows sunlight
10/10 would buy
upper flicker
Technically they have lots of leeway, but you don't see much in the way of innovation
You know you can be upset about cages across multiple presidencies and policies right
peak dirge
exactly
upper flicker
People were quite upset with the last guy, and now that trump cranked it up to 11, they're quite upset with him
Shocking
peak dirge
Obama was pretty conservative on immigration until near the end of his term when he made a cautious dash to the left, but kept everything else in place.
limber knotBOT
Ah man, the day I learned you have to pay to go in an ambulance in the US I was shocked
void void
eh, I'm not one to really give a shit about US politics, it's mostly identity politics at this stage
peak dirge
In fact, by some measures, Obama was a conservative president.
void void
The people who do research by themselves are far and few unfortunately
upper flicker
Don't say that too loudly
upper flicker
The other party has moved so far right you're pretty much inviting a civil war by saying anything like that
peak dirge
Oh, that's right. I was using the normal political spectrum, not the American "Donald Trump is a MODERATE!!!!!!" scale
upper flicker
... no really?
I thought he was in charge of everything
Thanks for clearing that up
void void
It's not scary then if there's nothing he does
upper flicker
It's plenty scary
He's next in line, and is involved in policy decisions and judicial nominations
He's quite involved in this administration
void void
I've actually thought Supreme Court has been somewhat balanced until now
They didn't side with big companies, especially in the Apple case
upper flicker
Lots of judiciary below the Supreme Court
Lots and lots of federal judges being nominated under trump admin
peak dirge
nah
void void
Eh if anything he's making the US look a lot more dickish
peak dirge
the whole lot is getting more right-wing
void void
but then again the economic status is a little bit better
peak dirge
everyone is hoping RBG is eating enough kale
void void
at one side you got AOC and the other you got Pence
not sure how to make this decision
flip a coin maybe?
or just shoot yourself
that might be less painful
peak dirge
I would take AOC over Pence, for many reasons
peak dirge
Well, Pence is a dominionist fundie and I'm not.
peak dirge
everyone is stupid every once in a while, that's normal
void void
you sure once in a while...?
peak dirge
with the usual caveats
void void
It's good to applaud energy but it's another to
peak dirge
I'm talking only about averages here.
void void
claim things as a US representative that you haven't ever seen before
or demonstrate a bill that somehow got shut down by your own party
a bill that made me cry
peak dirge
or demonstrate a bill that somehow got shut down by your own party
that's commonplace in both parties, remember Trumpcare?
little mason
peak dirge
or the numerous pet project bills members of both parties introduce that never make it out of committee?
upper flicker
Trump care was obliterated by the party
And by the populace at large
You can't have it both ways
peak dirge
Nobody liked Trumpcare. I believe it only commanded support among wealthy GOP donors and nobody else.
upper flicker
The green deal thing got a few others onboard, but it too was shot down
void void
what
upper flicker
I never actually bothered to read into it because it was pretty clear it was never going to get out of committee
So that's all the comment lll make on it
peak dirge
The GND, too, is a pet project bill, but that's fine because it's her making a statement
worn ember
@upper flicker 👋
void void
Both represent other side stupidity for me
worn ember
Depends on what i'm saving you from
upper flicker
Lack of tacos
peak dirge
I am trying to be as comprehensive and balanced as possible, it's hard, and you can definitely see my left bias here
worn ember
well... I might be part of the problem rather than the solution
void void
You're actually doing a fine job of trying to be balanced
upper flicker
Why what's you do with my tacos
worn ember
happy fart noises
worn ember
its like every disney movie
peak dirge
We should make eating at Taco Bell a crime.
worn ember
we should make eating a crime
peak dirge
🤣
void void
taco bell is gross when sober but absolutely amazing when high i dont know what it is about it
worn ember
probably the chemicals in the tacobell that react with the chemicals in your body 
void void
maybe but it feels like god's own hand has caressed my cheek
worn ember
Gea
void void
extremely
upper flicker
🤮
void void
also never tacos from taco bell
fallen oracle
WHAT
void void
has to be the loaded chalupas or nachos or smth
fallen oracle
Oh
I had taco bell for the first time hte other day in almost a year
I had 2 tacos
worn ember
i never had tacobell
void void
their tacos despite their name are gross
golden gust
We've got a few over here in the past few years, not many, and not been to one either
worn ember
i dont even think i've ever eaten a taco
void void
their other items are sometimes ok
golden gust
I used to make them quite often while on keto
worn ember
keto? or keta?
fallen oracle
Isn't that the exercise you do to strengthen your pelvic muscles?
golden gust
Was nice as I could make up the mix and have tacos on two days!
worn ember
catboy is fat confirmed
golden gust
You can get wraps which are fine
golden gust
They're not amazing and somewhat dry vs what you'd expect, but can't fault them otherwise
Make a nice mix and who cares :3
worn ember
i cycle to work every day (40mins 2x) and i pretty much have to walk around all day for 8 hours
so not so bad eah
peak dirge
everything is made out of chemicals
old badge
it's chemicals all the way down
void void
it goes like this
chemicals -> molecules -> atoms -> protons, electrons, and neutrons -> quarks -> taco bell
and then it goes into an infinite loop
verbal cave
worn ember
nerd
limber knotBOT
you know, it's funny, one would think that I'd be desensitized to pepe emojis yet every time I see one my hatred for them grows yet another bit
charred hound
how does litematica compare to schematica? 👀
limber knotBOT
it's like schematica but lit
charred hound
dope
unreal quarry
It doesn't have print mode yet
woven otter
Glare I think you confused them with kegels
pulsar wigeon
you gonna pay for that with your filthy p2w crate money?
dapper nacelle
woven otter
Hmm barty what's your offer
limber knotBOT
what do y'all suggest is the best way to get support for dynmap? both the esper irc channel, and the forums seem to be dead.
onyx garden
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ripperoni dynmaparino
golden gust
discourse has some level of protection built in, for phpbb I used to use stopforumspam, but last I recall phpbb didn't have a nice system for that
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ah reminds me of aquifer
stray oyster
void void
I love CMI
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$100
inland token
austere ivy
How many xrays is the cheapest cheap mode?
limber knotBOT
3
void void
how many cheaps is the xrayest xray?
cerulean thicket
hol up
void void
no.
cunning badge
So Fullwall is not on this discord right?
cerulean thicket
does mobGriefing false disable bad omen?
golden gust
Yea, if you could not advertise, that would be great sips tea
void void
Why
Why not
because we dont care about your server. we are server owners and devs.
not players.
stop.
cerulean thicket
because if so, jesus christ, this gamerule is so dumb i need to install a plugin to circumvent it
static badge
fuking brits and their tea
cerulean thicket
i literally just wanted to prevent creeper explosions but it's just causing more trouble than not lol
cunning badge
https://pastebin.com/9ifhmDjN
Having again some issues with citizens 
What a surprise
static badge
pretty sure essentials has options to disable creeper exploding
cerulean thicket
if it does, sweet
void void
@cunning badge you may be able to get help from senor mcmonkey who makes it https://discordapp.com/invite/Q6pZGSR
void void
absolutely
cerulean thicket
banned
void void
:C
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static badge
is that anime still going
oblique gale
cunning badge
thanks @void void
zinc surge
What's the reason for paper 1.14.4 performaing way worse than 1.13.2?
Is it just optimization or is 1.14 just worse performance-wise in general?! 😕
golden gust
1.14
cedar spade
cheep cheep