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bright ermine
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well I run modded minecraft on 1.7.10 XD

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with over 30+ players

lapis sequoia
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Theres been a few reports about countrys making laws against "crates/loot boxes" in games

bright ermine
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and overall on the whole network 90+

latent sorrel
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damn grandpa what kinda mods you stayin so outta date for

lapis sequoia
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one being overwatch i think

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probably because govs cant tax them

bright ermine
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hehehehe found it lmao

lapis sequoia
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lol

bright ermine
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wow your server is beautiful

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Wow good job man 👍

lapis sequoia
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Thanks?

bright ermine
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too bad I can't make it look as good on 1.7.10 lmao

latent sorrel
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So how bout that sports ball game tho? I heard the home team got 5 touch-downs past the goalie.

void void
cosmic raft
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hello

void void
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hello fran

latent sorrel
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What!? Java limitations prevent someone from having more than 10

void void
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wat

latent sorrel
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trillion coins? crazy

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kid hit enter early

void void
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again

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wat

latent sorrel
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Reading settings for a money plugin. Max money it supports, due to Java, is 10 trillion coins. Thats a ridiculous amount and its funny they even have to tell people

void void
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"due to Java"

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as if they couldn't use BigInteger

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ok

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devs make funny claims when they just don't know what they're talking about

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lmao

latent sorrel
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They prolly figured 10,000,000,000,000 is enough. Thats for EssentialsX

void void
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lol

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overengineers and applies maximum balance

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also them: blobcool

latent sorrel
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Every user starts with 5 trillion. Its a 1920s German RP server

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the 5 trillion gets you some bread

void void
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so they're all poor

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and 10 trillion isn't even "rich"

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and yet it's the max

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ooookkkkaaaaaay

latent sorrel
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exactly

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equality!

acoustic pilot
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lol white people trying to illegally work in south korea through "beg packing" is apparently a big issue

cosmic raft
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...why not start at, you know, 5

void void
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i suppose they could just call the currency "trillion" and give them 5

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yea

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lol

latent sorrel
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😮

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gotta see the big number tho

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also I hope you realized by now im not serious

void void
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easy to display the big number and actually store 5

latent sorrel
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I like how you did a code block for a single digit

void void
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one backtick?

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backtick stuff backtick

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stuff

latent sorrel
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I thought it was 3

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test

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test

void void
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three is a code block

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one is inline

latent sorrel
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ah

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Byteflux interesting read, good on the author reportin em

acoustic pilot
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indeed

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the author apparently takes quite a bit of heat for it though, overall he seems to be more positively received

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lots of people quick to call it bigotry or racism 😛

latent sorrel
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Ive only gotten a bit through, readin the rest still

acoustic pilot
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the begpackers are doing it for the singular reason that they want locals to fund their travels

latent sorrel
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I dont see how reporting people for breaking the law is racist

acoustic pilot
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because the confusion is that they're all foreigners who are not actually in poverty

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so it looks like he's putting down "poor people"

latent sorrel
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Ah ok, your first sentence was confusing. Yea they are begging by choice, not due to starving children. Most people who do stuff like that surely have a rich daddy back home who can send them money if they got poor enough to have to skip a meal

acoustic pilot
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yeah these people travel the country like this lol

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they're tourists

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they're in country on 3 month tourist visas and illegal working through begpacking lol

latent sorrel
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"Some give their Instagram IDs on their piece of cardboard. Their pages are often filled with pictures of boozing around Asia, women, luxury hotels etc. One in Hongdae had the audacity to write a small message in Russian saying “money for vodka”, clearly taking the mickey out of people donating money and not understanding how much he’s ridiculing locals."

void void
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Can someone like copy the store for me because medium won't let me read unless I pay

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story*

latent sorrel
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What? Where do you live? I dont pay

void void
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California

latent sorrel
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huh im on east coast

void void
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It says I've read too many this month.

latent sorrel
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ah

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ye i copy

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wouldnt let me pm you

fallen oracle
void void
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thanks

cosmic raft
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@acoustic pilot laughed at this this morning:

static badge
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is that weeeeeeeeeeeed

acoustic pilot
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damn lol

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i would love to have 1% of whatever is in that truck

cosmic raft
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it's not leaf

acoustic pilot
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oh

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😦

static badge
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LUL

cosmic raft
upper flicker
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1% of that truck and 50% of a Doritos truck

merry talon
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they need to cash in on that

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@cosmic raft there are so many teslas here

cosmic raft
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where

merry talon
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BC

cosmic raft
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ah

merry talon
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it's like every 5th car around where I am

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I never see them back home

cosmic raft
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lol

latent sorrel
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damn

acoustic pilot
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they're cheap aren't they

cosmic raft
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no

latent sorrel
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Not really

acoustic pilot
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oic, thought they were

unreal quarry
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mfw i'm going thru my banlist and dont recognize most of the bans, then realize its paper's banlist, not mine.

latent sorrel
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35k for cheapest aint it? and its tiny

void void
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they say 35K but that's "after 5 years of gas savings!!!!1"

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you end up paying like 45K lol

latent sorrel
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I couldnt use a car that small with the kids and such. 27k got me a massive SUV with the highest safety ratings and such

cosmic raft
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make the kids walk

unreal quarry
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i let my kids ride on my bike with me :3

latent sorrel
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oldest is 4 lol

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He does love my motorcycle

merry talon
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The gas savings are real though

void void
merry talon
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i think a tesla can be more affordable than you'd think

void void
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That's without "full autopilot", which they expect people to want

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which will make it 45K

latent sorrel
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Didnt they say the hardware for auto pilot is in them all and they will let you buy it later to active it for a whole bunch of money?

void void
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idk something like that

merry talon
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yeah

latent sorrel
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this stuff always changes so

void void
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it's $6000 to buy it

latent sorrel
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How much is it as an add on

void void
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(on the website)

merry talon
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ofc the hardware is there

void void
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$6000

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idk how to add it on after

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or how much

latent sorrel
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7000 to add it later

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Not bad, id save the 6k for now and spend an extra grand if its ever usable in my lifetime

void void
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that's my favorite part. They advertise the "after est savings", but you will never pay that

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ever

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not to mention for some reason getting a red paint job means $2000 more

cosmic raft
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paint isn't free

void void
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correct

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but it isn't $2000

latent sorrel
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I was readin the other day one of the European countries passed a law that takes effect starting 2020 that all new houses constructed in the country need an EV charging station built in

cosmic raft
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source?

latent sorrel
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me?

cosmic raft
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you don't know details on what the paint is, it could very well be $2k

latent sorrel
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Is it for the fancy red that was on the one that went into space?

void void
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Maaco can do it for like $500

pulsar wigeon
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source
me

cosmic raft
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no idea what that is

void void
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a bodyshop

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any bodyshop can do it

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lol

latent sorrel
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lol no wiz I was asking if he wanted a source from me or paintjob guy

pulsar wigeon
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oh

latent sorrel
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if he wanted one from me I was gonna find it 😛

pulsar wigeon
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i don't think he was asking for a quote on a paintjob

void void
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im just saying, it aint worth paying $2000 extra to get a red paintjob, if you want a different color buy it and take it to a bodyshop for repainting or, even better, get a wrap (what they put on busses) for an easily removable look

latent sorrel
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wraps are cool, I didnt know about those till like last year

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btw it looks like they lowered the cost. red used to cost $2500

void void
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can also save your wrap design and apply it multiple times to different vehicles

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hello fleet vehicles on the cheap

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(i say this as the owner of a trucking business)

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(so it may not apply to all)

latent sorrel
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Can I get sick flames for my soccer mom car?

void void
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im sure you can lmao

latent sorrel
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Ah I found why the red costs more! @cosmic raft

void void
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Please share

latent sorrel
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Everyone wanted the red and not the other colors and it was causing a slow down in production and a larger back log so they made red cost more so less people would buy it but those that did paid more to offset the less cars made

void void
latent sorrel
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that was the same time they cut out most color options to speed up production

void void
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so yeah, the paint job does not actually cost $2000 in materials and labor (employee pay)

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well, guess it works

latent sorrel
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it is a very nice red

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If I had Tesla money id want red

void void
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not nice enough for me to overpay, I'll get a very nice red at a bodyshop

cosmic raft
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wanting red

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no thanks

latent sorrel
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Thats my current car color

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and also the car

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Does anyone know any fairly easy way to put a simple forum into dreamweaver?

void void
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o_o

latent sorrel
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? its what my website is made in

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dreamweaver CC 2017

void void
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A forum?

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You need server side code for a forum, you can't just design it in dreamweaver and it'll work.

latent sorrel
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damn

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well at least the site looks nice

fallen oracle
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Just use WIX

latent sorrel
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free?

fallen oracle
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Oh I was kidding

latent sorrel
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oh wix ive seen that before

fallen oracle
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What are you trying to do

latent sorrel
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no thanks

void void
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WIX is a website builder and is very bad

latent sorrel
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I already have a working website locally hosted and with a domain and such, just tryin to find a way to add a forum to it without paying for all the expensive forum thingys

void void
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i mean you can use something like myBB and phpBB or another free forum software

fallen oracle
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Isn't there something like phpbb

void void
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Designing them are another question

latent sorrel
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Ill take a peek at those and see if i can find like a template or something

void void
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those exist, yes

fallen oracle
void void
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myBB is quite nice, phpBB has a disgusting default theme but it ain't bad as well

fallen oracle
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WordPress is nice

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It has a shit ton of free stuff

latent sorrel
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oh I thought wordpress cost money, awesome

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ive worked with wordpress before on paid hosting so I know that a bit

fallen oracle
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Nah you can self-host it.

latent sorrel
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Do you guys know of a way to make paper not shut down after 1 minute of lag? tryin to do a massive world edit. I already changed the max tick in server properties but that doesnt seem to be doing anything

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didnt see a similar option in the other configs

acoustic pilot
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Star Trek: Picard - Teaser - length 1m 10s - 21,027 likes, 1,419 dislikes (93.7%) - 5,545,564 views - CBS All Access on 2019.05.23

cosmic raft
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nearly 2 months ago, actually

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:P

fallen oracle
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That was actually release in 2018

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You're late

acoustic pilot
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i know the news is old

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but the teaser seems new

fallen oracle
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You're a teaser

void void
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i miss picard so much

fallen oracle
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Ooo maybe I can enter steam keys now

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Maybe steam unblocked me.

void void
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also, the news about "is data gonna be back?!@?!?!?!?!@###$%!"

like....guys....

fallen oracle
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What?

void void
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did you watch the tng movies lol

fallen oracle
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What

void void
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like im gonna spoiler your ass right now and you aren't gonna be happy

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so

fallen oracle
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What

void void
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||data died my dude||

acoustic pilot
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seems like they intend on bringing back a lot of people in a trickling fashion

fallen oracle
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You killed my data?

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Maybe that's why steam isn't working.

void void
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do you know who data is

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i s2g

fallen oracle
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I don't even know what we're talking about

void void
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STAR TREK

fallen oracle
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Oh yeah, I know Luke Skywalker.

void void
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im gonna kill you

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.kill Glare

limber knotBOT
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rips Glare's intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.

carmine hinge
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is chunk loading fixed yet ;-;

upper flicker
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dead in one timeline, not dead in another

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better not to try and wrap your head around time travel in that series

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the writers sure didnt

void void
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i sure love plot holes

acoustic pilot
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i dont try to wrap my head around time travel in any series

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it's all fucking nuts

void void
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i mean, data left a brother that looks EXACTLY like him

acoustic pilot
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inevitably you end up with a hole to poke at

void void
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and started acting like him too

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so

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it's possible.

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but it won't be that data

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our data

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:(

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at least, like you said, in that timeline

fallen oracle
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Z

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Did you see free tacos

void void
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star trek is definitely not weeb stuff

upper flicker
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I did yeah

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free tacos are good tacos

acoustic pilot
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we should talk about weeb stuff

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hm, what's some good weeb stuff

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crickets

upper flicker
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see what you do

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do you see what you do barty

acoustic pilot
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they should make a star trek anime

cosmic raft
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@acoustic pilot go watch LOST

acoustic pilot
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boring, not weeb enough

pulsar wigeon
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imma ban you barty

cosmic raft
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Fringe is good too

acoustic pilot
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Lost actually did lose me after a certain point, it did really get boring I don't remember when. I just kinda wanna forget that show even exists.

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nope

latent sorrel
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Welp im off to bed everyone, see ya tomorrow

fallen oracle
merry talon
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am in the middle of lost

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finished season 2 before I went on vacation

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I was kind of disappointed with what happened at the end of it

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but good show so far

fallen oracle
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Did you get..... lost in your excitement?

merry talon
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leave

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I'm hooked on stranger things now

fallen oracle
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Finished that awhile ago.

merry talon
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season 3 just came out

fallen oracle
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Yup

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I finished that awhile ago.

upper flicker
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@fallen oracle Thank you for activating your product on steam

fallen oracle
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Now say that 46 more times

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That's how many emails I got

desert sinew
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is there a way i can play multiplayeron my server without people knowinjg my private ip like by changing the join up

void void
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nope

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not if you're home hosting.

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which is why i said it's a bad idea.

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multiple times

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and for the second time, this is one of the reasons people use a dedi/vps provider.

fallen oracle
void void
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rip

shell vine
cosmic raft
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lol

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those dyson blades suck at drying anyways

void void
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I thought they were supposed to just get most of the moisture, and then you use a paper towel to finish it, thus using less paper

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but if they're meant to completely dry your hands yea they turn off way too early

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have to go in for seconds or thirds

stiff yarrow
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those things are basically bacteria showers lets be real

void void
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idk lmao

cosmic raft
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they don't try at all

stiff yarrow
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not gonna put my hand in such a trap for bacteria

void void
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i mean, i can get a good dry by using it twice, sometimes three times

stiff yarrow
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what a terrible idea

shell vine
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wipe off on clothes gang

void void
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phanatic walks out of the bathroom looking like he just went in there to piss his pants confirmed

shell vine
near raft
ancient bolt
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You're supposed to pull your hands through slowly with the air basically pulling the water off

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Rather than drying

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Usually takes just 2 or 3 goes

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Also yeah lots of germs

stiff yarrow
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tfw your comnputer is too good and the nyan progress bar never shows for more than 20ms ppHonk

heady shard
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Neuralink Livestream - length **** - 4,890 likes, 288 dislikes (94.4%) - 19,740 views - Neuralink on 2019.07.17

cosmic raft
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wat

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ABeyC

peak dirge
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has something to do with Beyoncé

ruby palm
void void
void void
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who can send me towny chat?

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1.14.3

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nobody because there is no 1.14.3 towny chat.

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but the latest is compatible?

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maybe

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have you tried it

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but i dont have it

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xD

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it's in the towny advanced downloads per the towny website...

golden gust
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Pretty sure that they where working on some fixes and stuff

void void
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.g towny website

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) http://towny.palmergames.com/ -- Towny Advanced - A plugin for Minecraft - Palmergames.com: "Towny Advanced is a versatile, player-controlled land management plugin for use with Minecraft. Towny offers solutions for pvp, griefing, chat,..."

void void
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look at what google can do...

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wow...

golden gust
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You'll either need to see what builds they have on their site or compile it yourself

void void
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cant google
recommends self compilation

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good one, cat!

limber knotBOT
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I mean, I never said that it was the best idea :P

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They use ant too

void void
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Towny is utter shit

limber knotBOT
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"Lets write a new one!"

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runs

void void
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:(

ancient bolt
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It's officially hot as fuck season

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And I hate

void void
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move to philippines it's always hot as fuck, then you only have to complain about it once

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when you land, that is

ancient bolt
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How is that better

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Seems un-better

void void
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its not i just like to see you in pain

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(<3)

acoustic basin
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Hello. the anti xray doesnt work for me

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I have latest paper

wide hazel
acoustic basin
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Oh

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thank

void void
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thank

queen dagger
sly cloud
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Has anyone tried setting up a kubernetes cluster hosting minecraft servers?

limber knotBOT
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Nobody ever

void void
cold trench
gloomy tartan
cunning badge
merry talon
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Bixby needs to die in a fire

lapis sequoia
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agreed

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i have the button on my phone and keep pressing it accidentally and it keeps popping up and im like no google assistant is better than u die in a hole pls

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you can remap the button but u gotta sell ur soul to bixby first iirc

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no thanks

merry talon
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you can't

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all I can do is have it take 2 presses instead of one

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and guess what that just doesnt work at all

lapis sequoia
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ahh thats dumb

hallow wigeon
cunning badge
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Anyone knows a replacement of the citizens2 plugin? Ive always had problems and memory leaks with this plugin.

static badge
vestal jasper
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lol

cunning badge
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?

vestal jasper
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leaf got kicked :^)

astral ridge
static badge
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@cosmic raft ur bot is shit

golden gust
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Nice ranks

static badge
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yeah

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you know what that means right

golden gust
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We're free

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\o/

static badge
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alright that's bullshit

golden gust
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😄

cunning badge
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So citizens is taking 82% of our performance ... with a plugin installed with over 580 classes

golden gust
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Do you have a ton of citizens somewhere?

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it seems to have some task which literally just respawns npcs o.O

cunning badge
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Yea this only happens since the upgrade of 1.12.2 to 1.14.3

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So this has something to do with the ChunkLoadEvent

golden gust
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Oh, blame 1.14 for that, and CB had some issues too

cunning badge
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Ive been fixing issues cause of the upgrade since nearly 2 weeks now

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While our plugin is taking 3% of the total ticks, citizens is taking 82

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And I have no damn Idea why that would be the case

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Well we do have 600 npcs which are mandatory

merry talon
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580 classes

cunning badge
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?

rain swan
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Is there some Bungeecord discord that I could receive support on?

pulsar wigeon
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md5 only uses irc

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you can use waterfall instead of bungee though

rain swan
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I mean I could ask here about plugin messaging channel.. brb

void void
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😮

tropic flame
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does anyone know what happened to dabBot, a music bot for discord? it's been dead for I'd say months

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I mean I'm safe to guess it's gone forever but their twitter says nothing about a shutdown

limber knotBOT
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I never understood the point of music bots

golden gust
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We used to sit in rooms and just challenge each other on how beautiful the music could go

shut thicket
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Dabbot was a laggy slow bot anyway rhythm is whee its at

unreal quarry
shut thicket
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Where*

golden gust
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HOnestly never got back into plug.dj

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And the one place I used to hang out in there went kinda meh :/

lime sandal
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What is waterfall?

shut thicket
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Bungeecord but paper

lime sandal
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Ok

tropic flame
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@spare venture I do use the Rythm bot but dabBot allowed me to play online radios and I use to have it play this nice lofi hip-hop radio

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Rythm doesn't let me do that

shut thicket
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Ah.

void void
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rythmbot's volune is disaster as well

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at 1% it screams over others

shut thicket
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I haven't had that issue

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👀

void void
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and when you want to set volume via commands, it'll ask you to donate

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donate to save your ears? :p

shut thicket
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Oh yeah my server has the premium version, bursting is an admin on my server

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I forget that sometimes 👀

limber knotBOT
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Spottedleaf: nou

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bye, work time

void void
gilded coral
jade star
unreal quarry
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It better not have pineapples...

acoustic pilot
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It better have lots of pineapples, and hot sauce

pulsar wigeon
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let's compromise and say lots of pineapples, but no hot sauce

shut thicket
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No pineapple and add ketchup

pulsar wigeon
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adding ketchup on pizza

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already covered in tomato sauce

shut thicket
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Ketchup and tomato sauce are different

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Ketchup has like sugar added to it or something

pulsar wigeon
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🚮

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ketchup is tomato sauce that's been made more acidic by adding vinegar, and then made less acidic by adding sugar

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better off just tossing some herbs and spices in your tomato sauce as you cook it

golden gust
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I can't have ketchup these days, used it for too long to try to mask up the horrible taste of frozen chips as a child

shut thicket
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Back in my public school days I would put ketchup on the pizza when it was extra bad

golden gust
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brown sauce however ❤

lime sandal
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You eat frozen chips

pulsar wigeon
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chips as in french fries

shut thicket
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He means French fries

golden gust
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Cooked frozen chips, and yea

shut thicket
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Context friend

lime sandal
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still

golden gust
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am brit

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But, yea, wasn't my choice lol

lime sandal
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wait, you cook them?

golden gust
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Yes

shut thicket
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No he eats frozen potato.

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????

lime sandal
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Wont that make them soggy?

golden gust
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Brits love deep fried potato

lime sandal
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oh, in oil

shut thicket
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Frying isn't cooking?

lime sandal
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well it is

golden gust
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Cooking in the UK 😄

lime sandal
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But cooking makes it sound like you're using water

shut thicket
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R u trolling

golden gust
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Can't have a deep fat fryer where I am now, many landlords ban them because of the fire risks \o/

lime sandal
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me?

shut thicket
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How does cooking imply water

lime sandal
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get an airfryer

shut thicket
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@golden gust air fryers actually work

lime sandal
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They do

shut thicket
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Have one, not disappointed

lime sandal
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And where I'm from no one would call frying cooking.

golden gust
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Can you do stuff like chicken in them or is that a nono?

shut thicket
#

Instantpot is amazing too

lime sandal
#

You can

shut thicket
#

You can indeed do chicken in air fryer

lime sandal
#

You can put basically anything in them

golden gust
#

You know, I actually don't know anybody who owns a pressure cooker over here

lime sandal
#

You can even make toast in them

shut thicket
#

It does all the normal frying things but without oil

lime sandal
#

and more

golden gust
#

I'll have to consider getting one

shut thicket
#

Instantpot isn't necessarily a pressure cooker, but it can pressure cook

#

It also makes the best rice you'll ever eat.

lime sandal
#

got a philips one here

#

airfryer

golden gust
#

I just cook rice in a pan 😄

lime sandal
#

Java versions confuse me

shut thicket
#

I used to cook rice in a pan

#

But I learned the error of my ways

acoustic pilot
#

Rice is versatile, can be cooked in just about anything 😛

#

just gotta be more hands on without a cooker

#

i've had a lot of pot/pan rice that tasted better than cooker rice, but that's because koreans have been doing it for thousands of years

topaz birch
shut thicket
#

I wouldn't put my instantpot rice against a Korean

#

Nope

lime sandal
#

Welcome SnoopTheMiner

haughty escarp
limber knotBOT
#

Never fear, for I am here!

marble wasp
glass vapor
#

Any tips for where someone who doesn't know shit about java start? Books or youtube series or sth?

limber knotBOT
#

is how I learned it solo

pulsar wigeon
#

you guys realize an air fryer is just a mini convection oven right?

limber knotBOT
#

welcome to the world of kitchen accessories wizjany

#

call something something else and get people to buy it anew

pulsar wigeon
#

🚮

limber knotBOT
#

I have exactly 3 kitchen accessories and I use all three on a daily basis

#

blender, electric grill (much easier and faster to cook meat with it) and a rice cooker

#

blender!

#

then again I literally eat some form of meat with rice for lunch and dinner any time I eat at home

glass vapor
#

Thanks m8

acoustic pilot
#

blend all teh tings

#

blend ur tacos

limber knotBOT
#

yey, finally got 90% of achievements in cookie clicker 😂

#

I like to have a fruit smoothie for breakfast

acoustic pilot
#

with yogurt?

#

mm

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

fruit and water

#

nothing else

#

^-^: can you recommend the george formby grill?

#

I have something similar to it but not exactly that model

#

I can recommend the form factor for what it's worth

#

What do you have? What can/can't you cook with it? Like can you do chicken breasts?

#

uh

#

let me check the model name

#

tefal optigrill

#

yes

#

I do every single meat I eat on it

#

Ah nice

#

easy to clean?

#

very

#

I just recommend also getting oven mits because the fucker is superhot and easier to clean when hot

#

but most of the time I just throw it in the dishwasher so

#

mhm fair

#

I've not cooked meat in anything else since I got it

#

and that was back in early december of last year

#

and honestly I don't think I ever will

void void
limber knotBOT
#

I just put the meat in, set the temp I want and go do something else for 10 minutes

topaz birch
#

Hi :D

limber knotBOT
#

no

#

too cheerful

#

try again

topaz birch
#

Thanks @lime sandal !

#

Hmm... heyyy y'all it's not 7am yet and I need some coffee what's poppin' tho? yea I can't talk like that though it hurts me I'm too cheerful :D

limber knotBOT
#

I'm cutting back on caffeine

#

it's making me regret my life decisions

topaz birch
#

Yea I get that, I actually don't drink it often at all, I like the taste more than the caffeine lol

limber knotBOT
#

I loved caffeine a bit too much

#

it was becoming an issue

#

I was going on 3 coffees, nearly 3 liters of coke zero and with a monster energy drink added in when I needed an extra boost

#

mfw I notice the setter isn't even hooked up while debugging

last plume
fallen oracle
#

Oooo they are saying that pre-release 6 should be the last one.

limber knotBOT
#

Sike!

#

go you again idiooooooots

#

there's no end to these bugfixes

limber knotBOT
#

oh ew, tiago's here?

#

s/ew/sexy

#

Correction, <Proximyst> oh sexy, tiago's here?

rain swan
#

okay so

#

how do you guys manage to execute bungee registered commands on paper servers? i read something about pluginmessagechannel but i only found some forward, getservers or whatever

#

i mean commands like /ban, /money etc.

sleek ridge
limber knotBOT
#

Have plugins on both sides

#

Or just don't have commands on your proxy as that's stupid

#

Why would bungee cord need to handle econ?

rain swan
#

and what about ban command if i want to send message to all servers?

#

and what about private message command

#

you know what i mean

fallen oracle
#

Same as executing a command, but use the messages.

rain swan
#

wdym?

fallen oracle
#

I have no idea what you're trying to do.

hallow rivet
rain swan
#

so

#

i made my money and pm command, but they only work on bungee in console, not in connected paper servers

#

is that clear enough?

pulsar wigeon
#

no

#

if you run a command for bungee, it's running on bungee

#

why would that run elsewhere

#

bungee isn't a screen session to your server(s)

rain swan
#

i mean you register them on proxy so

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

solemn meadow
pulsar wigeon
#

right, so why would they run elsewhere

#

it's completely unclear what you're trying to do

#

are you trying to message a player on (some) server via the bungee console? what about money - unless your econ plugin is synced across servers, changing money on one server might mean something different than on another server

rain swan
#

i thought proxy "contains" all servers that are connected to bungee but i get it now

#

basically

#

execute bungee commands on connected paper servers

pulsar wigeon
#

so..multicasting

#

that's not even possible via plugin channels unless you have players on all servers btw

#

also don't say "bungee commands"

#

proxy-side commands are meant for the proxy

#

they don't run on the server

#

you want a proxy command that tells each server to run a server command, probably

rain swan
#

let's say that i somehow need a pm command

pulsar wigeon
#

to pm who?

#

just send chat to the target player?

#

like, a player can't be on multiple servers at once

rain swan
#

you have a command

#

you want to execute it on every server

pulsar wigeon
#

why

rain swan
#

oof

#

for example you have command "/coins"

#

i wanna be able to execute it on any server

pulsar wigeon
#

in game?

rain swan
#

without doing a plugin which would contain that command

#

yes

pulsar wigeon
#

that's impossible

#

what do you think the command will do?

#

try executing /coins on a server that doesn't have a coins command

#

Unknown command

#

???

rain swan
#

jesus my brain

pulsar wigeon
#

yea

#

it's fucking broken

#

your last brain cell is trying to escape

#

bungee is a fucking network proxy

rain swan
#

this is getting nowhere lol

pulsar wigeon
#

clearly, since you are unable to understand basic concepts

rain swan
#

sure

limber knotBOT
#

hey I'm having issues with my developing my plugin

#

I'm nearly 500 classes in and I just realized that I don't understand how numbers work

#

what is a number ever

#

even

pulsar wigeon
#

it's ok, that's just D classes

#

if you convert everything to roman numerals, you don't have to deal with numbers

limber knotBOT
#

oh good point

#

is there an API I could import that could convert these numbers into fingers

#

because fingers I can dig

#

oh hey a good spot to use a ternary operator

#

let me show you my big boi gang signs

#

Jese wiz

#

He could implement his ban command as a bungee command and it would be executable by players connected to all servers behind bungee, that would work

#

It wouldn't make much sense since you would put load on your proxy and you can way better scale Backend servers, but it would work

rain swan
#

i do have it as a bungee command

#

it works when i execute it in bungee's console, but not on servers behind

#

how should i implement it then?
i use this now:

 getProxy().getPluginManager().registerCommand(this, new Ban());```
pulsar wigeon
#

depends on how you want it to work

#

you can just ban the players on the proxy

#

don't have to worry about the servers at all

#

unless you want like...server-specific bans or something

rain swan
#

it isn't only about banning people

pulsar wigeon
#

yes, this applies to everything

#

the proxy is literally just a proxy...like i've said

#

a command on the proxy doesn't exist on the servers

#

if you want some special behavior on the servers, you need a plugin to implement that

rain swan
#

and as i said, i have it as a bungee command

pulsar wigeon
#

yes, it executes on the proxy

#

not on the servers

quasi valley
#

because everything your players do is firstly sent through the proxy

rain swan
#

it would be executable by players connected to all servers behind bungee, that would work

pulsar wigeon
#

a ban command executing on the proxy only can do things on the proxy

#

it would be available to all players going through the proxy

#

the command itself can't do anything on the servers

#

the proxy is just intercepting the command

rain swan
#

ah i c

pulsar wigeon
#

the command never gets to the servers if the proxy gets it first

#

holy fuck you're retarded

rain swan
#

i didn't come here for this kind of people

limber knotBOT
#

now now wiz that's no way to speak to a special ed boy

rain swan
#

if you can't be normal, just don't answer at all

limber knotBOT
#

unfortunately for you there's no such rule in here

rain swan
#

sad

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean i literally told him 10 times that the proxy is an entirely separate entity from the servers

limber knotBOT
#

anything to say in your defense canele?

pulsar wigeon
#

there's no reasonable reason to believe that the proxy has some RCE secretly

rain swan
#

i don't need to say anything

#

i'll just ignore this kind of people

quasi valley
#

coming back to your originial question, why would you even want to execute those commands in a backend server console

pulsar wigeon
#

i also said that already

#

but he didn't answer

#

he's just adamant that he wants to do it

limber knotBOT
#

the court finds that canelex is indeed retarded and owes wiz 3 hours of his life

quasi valley
#

😂

rain swan
#

forsenJoy hah

rancid urchin
#

Does anyone here know how to setup nginx?

latent sorrel
#

Nope, but I was about to look into that on a friends recommendation so maybe soon I will

unreal quarry
#

sudo apt install nginx

#

Done.

pulsar wigeon
#

sudo yum install nginx?
sudo pacman -S nginx?

dawn sinew
wide hazel
#

sudo apt install apache2

#

fite me

pulsar wigeon
#

httpd

#

:^)

void void
#

Don’t even run a web server just direct people to join your Minecraft server and build the website using wool blocks

limber knotBOT
#

wow that's way more high tech than my solution

#

I have my staff just draw a website page on request from a user and mail them via homing pigeon

fallen oracle
#

This dude in class just gave a speech about iPhone vs Android and the dude said that a 5 year old iPhone can still run the newest IOS

limber knotBOT
#

half the time I'm not even convinced the newest iphone can run the newest ios

#

an 8 year old Windows Phone can run the newest Android so what?

wide chasm
#

Could have said that iOS doesn't change that much apparently 😉

spiral garden
#

speaking of iOS, should I sell my iPad Air ablobthinking

#

it's 5 years old at this point, nothing really wrong with it but updates are going to be cut this year

#

so i feel like its price will drop

limber knotBOT
#

I disagree, they made a bit move to get rid of even more buttons in favor of a gesture-based experience which is fantastic because it has somehow succeeded in making their userbase even more incompetent when it comes to using their devices

wide chasm
#

If it still works fine, I don't see no reason to replace it tbh.

wide hazel
#

if it still works and you actually use it*

#

don't keep things you don't need

#

that's how hoarders start

limber knotBOT
#

I woke up

#

don't need this bed anymore

#

Anyone know much about the DoubleList merger code and where i can read more about them?

#

fuck this bed

#

I'm going to bed, won't be needing my clothes anymore

#

oh shit I gave my bed away

#

oh shit I gave my clothes away

wide chasm
#

Should've realized your bed was gone before removing your clothes

spiral garden
#

my brother still uses it

fallen oracle
#

Dude also said "well the Android phone I compared had 2x more ram, so that means its 2x more powerful, yet iOS is faster"

limber knotBOT
#

guess I'll have to keep on making a living as a nude model

#

who wants to draw me like their french girl

wide chasm
#

I could say DOS is faster than Windows 10 as well, but I think many would prefer the latter.

fallen oracle
#

I wanted to counter almost everything he said

wide hazel
#

@fallen oracle oh, that's good, someone supporting Apple because they have no idea how anything works

#

there's many reasons to support Apple over Android

spiral garden
#

i'm not really a hoarder person, so I try to sell stuff i don't need

wide hazel
#

that is not one of them

#

I use my Pixel 3, but I totally understand why people would get the latest iPhone

fallen oracle
#

The dude read word for word off a phone compare site 😂

spiral garden
#

I have one of those Yamaha digital piano things, got it as a present years and years ago. Thing is, I can't play music at all so I want to sell it

#

but its a present so I feel bad for it

wide chasm
#

Could start to learn the piano

#

That way it's useful and you don't have to feel bad about giving it away.

fallen oracle
#

"the PPI is xxx"

wide chasm
#

Even though I don't think you should have to feel bad about it tbh.

limber knotBOT
#

I'm on the note 8

#

I don't understand phone updates anymore

worn ember
#

paper chat actually toxic

limber knotBOT
#

why is everyone so hellbent on making the whole thing a touchscreen

worn ember
#

👀

limber knotBOT
#

why not?

#

because it costs an abhorrently disgusting amount of money phoenix616

#

lol

#

then don't buy it`

#

*?

spiral garden
#

@wide chasm my interests are completely different

#

if I wanted to learn the piano there is a thing in school for that

limber knotBOT
#

my question is why flagship phones decided that was the thing they wanted to do

wide chasm
#

If you don't want to learn the piano, I'd just sell it/throw it away. You can't keep any present forever, same for this one, nothing to feel bad about.

fallen oracle
#

I have the Galaxy S10 Plus

limber knotBOT
#

someone bought you a piano as a gift before you knew how to play it?

#

fuck me that's an expensive waste of cash

fallen oracle
#

5 cameras. Shits crazy

limber knotBOT
#

it's the logical consequence, why not make the whole phone a screen? results in larger screens and smaller phones

#

-> less space wasted

#

but the phones, if anything, are getting larger

fallen oracle
#

4k 60 fps, it's actually an awesome camera.

limber knotBOT
#

I wish I could have a 4.5 inch phone that is 100% screen

#

^-^: they only got larger because people wanted larger screens

#

also all those cameras confuse me but then again I don't use my phone's camera

worn ember
#

i have a 4inch pp

limber knotBOT
#

we wont see many phones that have a 7 inch screen because that would be a (ph/t)ablet

worn ember
#

imgine getting confused about pressing a button to take a picture lmao

fallen oracle
#

Rip now I gotta finish my research paper for tomorrow

limber knotBOT
#

stop talking about your tiny pp kernel

agile nebula
buoyant shadow
lime sandal
#

Welcome Z0effm and Relentless

limber knotBOT
#

Hello Paper

#

I am having a critical dispenser issue

#

Paper 1.8.8

worn ember
#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

Players basically cannot edit contents

#

After a fraction of a second they revert to original, even if the player is operator

#

Plugin list is MotdManager, JumpPads, GroupManager, PlaceholderAPI, PlugMan, SpawnersOnly, TnTFill, CustomKnockback, ChatReaction, Arconix, AlwaysSunny, Realistic_World, ViaVersion, CropHopper, Bounty, HideStream, TimeLock, ChatColor, CoreProtect, killStats, VirtualAnvil, ChatControl, AdvancedBan, TicTacToe, BuycraftX, MessageAnnouncer, CosmicVaults, Votifier, Multiverse-Core, NightVision, BlowableObsidians, FastAsyncWorldEdit, PlayerStats, Permis

#

If that helps

#

Does anyone know what is going on

shut thicket
#

haha

limber knotBOT
#

I have to

#

For factions

#

It also is constant with all paper versions

#

So I don't believe it is a version error

worn ember
#

well then you're on your own 😃

#

disable all your plugins

#

see if it still happens, if not

#

keep adding plugins until it breaks again

limber knotBOT
#

(Mana) ✓@haveibeenpwned (Have I Been Pwned): New breach: Hacking website BlackSpigotMC was breached by a rival site and 8.5GB of website files & DB dumped publi… https://t.co/Z5TyLd3d5c (18 minutes and 33 seconds ago)

lime sandal
#

lol

worn ember
#

Nothing valuable lost

lime sandal
#

I can't seem to find where exactly this dump is.

agile nebula
#

Thank you Aresiel 😃

lime sandal
#

Np

agile nebula
#

Been using Paper for a while, liked it, replaced Bungeecord with Waterfall as well after Bungeecord froze on me a few times

lime sandal
#

And it doesn't seem say what rival site

pulsar wigeon
#

🚮 rivals 🚮

#

go figure

tranquil bone
#

Oi

#

Is it possible to develop a chatfilter for only one person?

pulsar wigeon
#

yes

tranquil bone
#

There are some parents on my server which play with their kids

#

but we allow swearing etc, so it is possible for only one person?

pulsar wigeon
tranquil bone
#

boi

#

i wanted only confirmation you ass haha

#

thanks though wiz

pulsar wigeon
#

idk what's with the dpi on this monitor but i like how it keeps getting bigger

tranquil bone
pulsar wigeon
#

yea yours doesn't do it

#

💪

tranquil bone
#

Just taking a stab in the dark, are there any public plugins which do this which you know of, wizjany?

fallen oracle
tranquil bone
#

I'm just asking in general because it's a general question, not really paper related if you ask me

fallen oracle
#

Wasn't referring to that.

#

Someone deleted a message.

tranquil bone
#

Oh, my bad :)

#

I was like hmm, lets buy some soup from the store as a change

#

It's 98% water and a few mushrooms

worn ember
#

soup 👀

#

buy dry soup

tranquil bone
#

Haha is that better?

worn ember
#

the Royco ones are pretty good

#

if you have those there

tranquil bone
#

Dang not US based

worn ember
#

neither am i lul

tranquil bone
#

Wait

#

You're Dutch? :P

worn ember
#

yes

tranquil bone
#

Oh then I'll buy them

#

I never saw that brand so I instantly assumed its from the states

worn ember
#

well technically belgian

tranquil bone
#

Oh in that case get out of here

worn ember
#

oof

#

koekoek jonge

tranquil bone
#

Patat mayones

worn ember
#

kek

crystal compass
#

when you login to your dedi and it says there has been 12513 failed login attempts since your last login

#

kappa

marble summit
#

@tranquil bone weeb

tranquil bone
#

You want to fight @marble summit?

marble summit
#

@tranquil bone You are about to taste Sharpness VI

tranquil bone
#

You're one of our players?

marble summit
#

And i will summon custom ai

#

to fight u

#

You will never defeat my etherian soldiers

grave oxide
marble summit
#

Or fizzi, kromia, and frosty

lime sandal
#

Welcome Drago!

grave oxide
#

Hey!

marble summit
#

ello

#

You are now a loser for joining this discord

lime sandal
#

Hello

marble summit
#

Only people who have failed at life join a programming discord for MC

lime sandal
#

lol

grave oxide
#

Thanks

agile nebula
#

Damn 😦

fallen oracle
#

900 words left to go in this essay.

#

Stupid research papers (:

tranquil bone
#

What's it about?

fallen oracle
#

Urban Legends

limber knotBOT
#

did you include gamer girls?

fallen oracle
#

I did

#

I also include the wage gap.

limber knotBOT
#

did you include people who love you and your father?

void void
#

spotify just played the same ad 3 times

#

all 3, ads about themselves

limber knotBOT
#

let me tell you all about me

#

but first, a poem about myself

#

coming up next: me

#

oh man I'm tempted to make the bot look up "me me me"

void void
#

This fucking fly I've been hunting for at least 2 days finally just died

#

He flew onto my windowsill so I shut the window so fast he couldn't escapse

#

Then I opened it slightly, and used the fly swatter like a 2D sword

#

and crushed his ass

limber knotBOT
#

ads

#

Wow

void void
#

yes, i think all you people have had a laugh at me already for 1) too poor to pay for spotify and/or 2) not using a network wide adblock

#

so please, mini

#

go ahead

#

do your laughing or whatever

limber knotBOT
#

I can instruct you how to edit your host file ^^

worn ember
#

or just install ezblock and not have any ads at all on spotify

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

#

No

#

they dont support me either

spiral garden
#

i should probably share a family plan with a bunch of friends

#

i like that Spotify actually has regional pricing

#

premium family is 15 eur in iceland but just 8 in bulgaria

#

that's almost 50% off!!

worn ember
#

thats not fair reeee

spiral garden
#

it's the same % of the average salary (-ish)

worn ember
#

it was a joke blobthinkglare

#

unlike epic games lul

spiral garden
#

steam has regional pricing, but for some reason bulgaria has euro as its currency

worn ember
#

if you want to buy a $60 in russia its pretty much a month salary

spiral garden
#

and euro = germany to most devs

latent sorrel
#

Have you seen the price of spotify in India?

#

Less than $3 usd

worn ember
#

lol what

#

almost all european countries use euro

void void
#

same in philippines

#

where i can do it

worn ember
#

well most

latent sorrel
#

it seems India HATES music streaming and even at that price they are having trouble penetrating the market

spiral garden
#

the thing is that our salaries are definetely not the same as german ones

#

yet the price is the same

#

whereas turkey gets its games for cheap

#

same for russia

void void
#

and that is because of absolutely wild differences in what you would consider a fair wage. don't forget about that ^^

worn ember
#

time to move

latent sorrel
#

I get my spotify from a friend in college who has a family account for like $5 cuz of the student discount 😄

#

Life will be bleak when that ends

worn ember
#

its only 3 months

void void
#

3-5 dollars an hour is gud, hence why they may not want to pay $3 (or close) for a subscription

spiral garden
#

average salary in bulgaria is 800 euro, whereas in germany it's 2000 eur

void void
#

they gotta buy food and shit with that measly amount

sinful ruin
spiral garden
#

so for them germans 60 euro is not that much

#

but here that's like 3 fancy meals at a restaurant

worn ember
#

lol poor bulgarians (literally) 😉

latent sorrel
#

kernel the student deal? shes had that price for like 3 years now

worn ember
#

what

#

how

#

im pretty sure it was 3 months

latent sorrel
#

i dunno she told me its a student thing

#

we live in US

worn ember
#

doesnt matter lol

void void
#

yea, in PH 20USD is 1,000 pesos and you could get like 3 or 4 decent meals off that

#

maybe 5 if you do fast food

worn ember
#

i mean

#

$1 menus?

spiral garden
#

apparently spotify doesn't have a student discount here

worn ember
#

sue them for being racist

void void
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im talking meals, $1 menu is usually $1 per item?

sinful ruin
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so what's the deal with this server software, can someone give me a quick rundown on why i should use it for a vanilla anarchy server?

void void
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and say you have to feed your family

spiral garden
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but that's probably because the student discount in the US is equivalent to what normal people pay here

worn ember
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lol family

void void
worn ember
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what a drag

void void
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right from github

sinful ruin
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@void void perfect lmao, thank you

void void
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👌🏿

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wtf is up with promises and how the shit do i stop going into callback hell with them

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async await doesn't help that if I need to launch a new task based on the response of the f ucking previous promise

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smh

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unless ima end up writing a bunch of functions that take in promises and resolve them down a huge chain

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oh jesus

limber knotBOT
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D​oN​ot​Sp​am​Pl​s> and euro = germany to most devs

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There are other countries in the EU?

spiral garden
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i mean, there's france...

void void
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i went to france once and tried to ask for water but i didn't know french

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the vendor threw the bottle at me with thundering force

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i had a bruise

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was good

limber knotBOT
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French ppl are reaaaallly strange

spiral garden
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nobody in spain wants to speak english either

limber knotBOT
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They hate to speak english

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MiniDigger: of course a German would say that!

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I have friends in France!

void void
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also went to spain, spoke some spanish but went to a restaurant and magically forgot it all

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tried to ask for a box to take the food away and they end up bringing us more food

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the bill was over 200 usd

limber knotBOT
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They infected my with Windpocken when I was 5! 😂

void void
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was gud

latent sorrel
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I hate all these little unexplored areas in dynmap. So painful flying over everything

worn ember
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just prerender?

lime sandal
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how?

worn ember
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worldborder or soemething

lime sandal
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ok

latent sorrel
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doesnt work in 1.14

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Tried it a bunch on multiple worlds, deleted entirely on dynmap multiple times

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let it do the fullrender entirely repeatedly, will never show anything I didnt manually explore

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I mean fill

worn ember
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

latent sorrel
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Yea, ive almost finished exploring the entire 40k x 40k at this point

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yea I know, fill cmd dont work