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void void
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😂

hallow sierra
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It's not possible to show a different Scoreboard objective in the sidebar for different players is it?

placid thicket
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Actually the statistics from my server show almost all our cheaters are American or German

void void
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they’re using chinese cheats

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pull a fallout 4

hallow sierra
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I'm trying to make a race but I'm stuck on the scoreboard stuff lol

worn ember
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Just ban china

placid thicket
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@hallow sierra you can show them off to different teams, if everyone is on different teams it'll work

void void
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china already banned itself

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the Great Wall

viscid aurora
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barty, if you tried said that in TW

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you got killed

hallow sierra
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oh okay i'll give it a try thanks

void void
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I’ve heard a lot about taiwan to be fair from vietnam veterans

worn ember
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China is just Russia but with more people

void void
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there was once a girl apparently who could blow out a candle without using her mouth

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😤

placid thicket
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Taiwan is real China, China is also real China, but careful who you say that to

viscid aurora
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yep

worn ember
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China is gea

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Change my mind

void void
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The world is gay

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change my mind

worn ember
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No u

vestal jasper
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u

void void
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no u

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wait

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u right

viscid aurora
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hmm.. seems like... you saw a black man ,you called him raggX

placid thicket
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The word gay is gay, change my mind

void void
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no u

worn ember
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Being gay is gay

viscid aurora
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nope

void void
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dude asia hates black people

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seriously

viscid aurora
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US hates black

void void
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you can’t say no to that

worn ember
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no me

viscid aurora
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US police can shoot black man without reason

placid thicket
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I am Afraid they would detain me and threaten to execute me because of something my govit did

worn ember
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Lool

viscid aurora
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but black money can work in TW

void void
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Dude china kills its own people 😂😂

limber knotBOT
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I mean as long as you have a gun everyone can shoot anyone without reason? thonk

void void
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same as taiwan

viscid aurora
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haha , that's China. not TW

worn ember
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100 more or less. Who cares. There's billions anyway

placid thicket
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China also jails and tortures PUBG cheaters, so it's not all bad

worn ember
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What about China town

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Town

viscid aurora
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Communist Party >> CHINA ,XI CHIN PIN

void void
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Taiwan is the Beetlejuice of asia

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“spell Red”

worn ember
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XI Ching Pin sounds like a typing machine

placid thicket
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Oh, we have a Chinatown here, I like to take giant shits and clog their toilets. True story, always happens when out for Chinese food

viscid aurora
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name 習近平

void void
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Same with Mexican

worn ember
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Fry my dog

void void
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low key asian food always looks like shit but it tastes amazing

limber knotBOT
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I think all humans know how to make food, otherwise they would die

viscid aurora
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tutts, try stinky toffu?

worn ember
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looks at Africa

void void
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I’m fucking asian of course i’ve eaten stinky tofu

placid thicket
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Take your food to the bathroom so that you can shovel it in while shitting it out so you can eat more

void void
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that shit REEK

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I thought I smelled ass before but goddamn

viscid aurora
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tutts, where did you live

void void
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eating that shit is like being a midget next to a crowd of fatasses

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you just smell ass

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every time you btreath

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Korea

worn ember
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Sounds like brie

void void
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It’s shit with a libtard in office 🙏

viscid aurora
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actaully, Taiwanese, didn't think stinky toffu, really smells.

void void
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Taiwanese usually smell bad that’s why 😂😂😂😂

unreal quarry
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Racism. Racism everywhere.

void void
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<3

viscid aurora
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umm, sorry? what?

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I am Taiwanese

tropic flame
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sbeve

worn ember
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I blame jesus

void void
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I personally blame allah

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fake ass

tropic flame
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i blame the god of atheism

placid thicket
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Not to be racist, but Asian people * dying animal noise *

worn ember
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Are you calling him a god?

tropic flame
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oh thanks

void void
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😂 dude her fatass looked like a damn monkey

viscid aurora
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gnn, you all hates Asisa ,right?

void void
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honestly ooga booga

worn ember
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Her?

tropic flame
unreal quarry
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I'd like to remind everyone about the rules posted in #404345080917262369 before I start kicking.

placid thicket
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All I did was quote a meme

static badge
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I'd like to remind all furries in asia, watch out, they cook that shit

void void
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How could I use asia if I live in asia

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runs

void void
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I would be hating myself

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😤

viscid aurora
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hey....

void void
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Yea cuz ur only 12

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headass

worn ember
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Billy plz kick spotted. He's mean

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no u

worn ember
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Furrball

void void
viscid aurora
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Spotte, I'd like to remind all furries in asia, watch out, they cook that shit

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what 0.0

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void void
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👀👀

worn ember
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Nice copy paste

void void
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He’s not wrong we do cook animals

viscid aurora
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took picture first

worn ember
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Don't we all

void void
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you don’t eat dogs tho

golden gust
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But why not?

worn ember
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Cows and pigs are also animals lol

void void
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Good question

placid thicket
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No joke saw a 14 year old trying to pass as 21 with a fake id last time I was in Washington state, he looked so smug and sure of himself it was hilarious

viscid aurora
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hmm. I don't know if anyone ate dog...

void void
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Dude

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no

viscid aurora
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but it's disgusting

void void
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shut up

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every asian country has eaten dog

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and that’s a afsct

viscid aurora
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no

void void
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Asocena is good.

viscid aurora
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never happen in my country, sir

void void
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Don’t say “Taiwan hasn’t eaten dogs” because Taiwan has headass

viscid aurora
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tutts? i'm Taiwanese, I'm sure about that

worn ember
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This chat to edgy even for me

viscid aurora
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that's a rumor

worn ember
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My 12 year old mental state can't handle this

limber knotBOT
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inb4 someone asks "what's taiwan isn't that part of china"

merry talon
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America has eaten dogs as well

worn ember
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We already went over that

viscid aurora
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American eat hot dog

merry talon
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probably just about every country

void void
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dude you got rid of it like 3 years ago

viscid aurora
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We loved it,too

void void
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don’t bs yourself

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barty chill 😂😂😂

worn ember
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China is basically America but cheaper

limber knotBOT
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There's probably at least one person in the entire history of every country that has eaten dog

viscid aurora
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but actually.. we don't called ourslef china..

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just Taiwan and Taiwanese

placid thicket
limber knotBOT
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you don't>

void void
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Taiwan’s the weakest out of the major countries in asia

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😤

worn ember
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I call myself by my first name.

placid thicket
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I ate a worm once for $5

worn ember
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I did it for free

viscid aurora
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so korean? you wanna know the shortest dick in asia is korean?

placid thicket
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Ladies please, you are both pretty

worn ember
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Small pp haha

void void
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😂😂 that ain’t what ya momma said

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to be fair after 50 guys things get hazy though

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not her fault

worn ember
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Wow. We back in 2012

placid thicket
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That's a 12 year old come back if I've ever seen one

void void
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I go back all the way to MW2

limber knotBOT
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indeed

viscid aurora
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I mean was he wrong

worn ember
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Hmmm

viscid aurora
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what why, not fair

void void
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🤔

limber knotBOT
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ah, so you go back to age 3, gotcha

viscid aurora
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okay, I aplogize

void void
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see wind

static badge
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can't have NK nuke us over such comments kappa

void void
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it’s not about the size of the muscle it’s about WHERE you put it

viscid aurora
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so do knot sad CHINA

void void
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😤

placid thicket
viscid aurora
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I think what I said it same as they said ... what a racist

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yep

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what did they said

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I mean that's based on stats yeah?

void void
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I heard 3.1’

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Call it the 3 inch punisher

limber knotBOT
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no two year olds allowed

void void
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at least we ain’t into 13 year olds like damn 😂😂

worn ember
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I think leaves have a low IQ. Based on all the leaves involved in the process their iq is below 40

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Based on stats

void void
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or wait what has taiwan done at all tho🤔🤔

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nothing

viscid aurora
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Admin said asisa cook like shiit, not too much,..

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but.. haha

void void
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it’s asia

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not asisa

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I think taiwanese have the same IQ of leaves kernel

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🤔

worn ember
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Hmmm

placid thicket
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Told to chill and doesn't chill hmm

worn ember
void void
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it’s a country war now

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😤

worn ember
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I think you should drop it already

viscid aurora
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yep, I got kicked, because moderator hates TW

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haha

worn ember
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Before you get your ass kicked

void void
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🤔

placid thicket
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starts fight
Gets warned
Keeps fighting
Gets kicked

  • Surprised Pikachu *
void void
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moderators bad 😠

worn ember
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Yeah mods are so dum

void void
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*gets kicked

viscid aurora
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leaf said Taiwanese food is siit, and I got kicked

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😃

vestal jasper
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leaf bad

worn ember
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Cry me a river

static badge
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I've got moderator immunity

viscid aurora
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i would not typ shxx

void void
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none of them can tough me kappa

viscid aurora
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-.-

worn ember
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I'll touch you in indecent places lennythink

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void void
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LOL

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alright which one of u fuks did it

worn ember
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Yes

void void
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10 bucks billy

worn ember
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Stef for sure

void void
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actually yeah

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i change my answer

wide chasm
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Luckiky we have the bot that adds your roles back

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Wasn't me though

void void
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i change my answer again

worn ember
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Ur too nice

void void
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it was billy

worn ember
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laughs in bald 👀

placid thicket
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laughs in moderator

viscid aurora
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not too much, just chat and talk

void void
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admin aboose

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billy’s head though man 😩

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instant turn on

viscid aurora
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...

void void
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the beard is actually mad props

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i couldn’t grow that shit even if I tried

placid thicket
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shit talks admin
Gets kicked
I'm being abused by admins!

worn ember
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Yes

void void
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I haven’t gotten kicked yet I don’t think

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probably will sooner or later

worn ember
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Billy loves me 😍😍😍

void void
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no homo?

placid thicket
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Did you just assume their gender?

void void
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u right my bad

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no homo/no hetero ?

viscid aurora
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yes, I got 300 back

placid thicket
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On what? Your taxes?

void void
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tax returns suck now alright

viscid aurora
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I paid 100 and now 300 back

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ha

placid thicket
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Solution, don't pay taxes

void void
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what did we say about scammers and asians

austere ivy
viscid aurora
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Justice rains from above!

austere ivy
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That’s right lads, my ultimate dream. 13 bucks worth of Taco Bell and ten tacos all to meeee.

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Also music

placid thicket
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You ain't doing it right if it's not a taco bag

vestal jasper
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this player just used a stone pick to dig up sand

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triggered

placid thicket
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Ban him for crimes against god

woven otter
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so who is retarded today

vestal jasper
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leaf

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he's retarded every day

placid thicket
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Define retarded

vestal jasper
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this player who just joined

vapid gorge
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Heloooo, is it possible to set, and later altered FixedMetadataValue of a block?

vestal jasper
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keeps trying to grief / steal the gold ore in the survival spawn

vapid gorge
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or is it as described.. fixed?

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or am I asking this in the wrong place?

placid thicket
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Lol record it or screenshot for our amusement

vestal jasper
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he's tried to jump over fences 8 times now

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9 times 11 times

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he just tried shifting down a ladder

pulsar wigeon
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what the fuck kind of cancer is going on in here today

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i blame leaf for all of this

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wiz

vestal jasper
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I blame you wiz

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yeah ur fault

vestal jasper
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mfw he's trying to grief spawn again

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worldguard btw

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vic ur server sux

vestal jasper
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banned

static badge
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done nothing banworthy kappa

vestal jasper
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space launch / moon mission

static badge
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that was entirely legitimate

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that doesn't exist

austere ivy
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I just ate 8 tacos

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Half hard shell half soft

tacit field
austere ivy
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And it was good

vestal jasper
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soft shell > hard shell

austere ivy
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I agree

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But it’s nice to have a mix with contrast

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So do I get the tacos role now?

void void
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the tacos role means you hate tacos

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do you hate tacos

austere ivy
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It’s a love hate relationship so maybe

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They’re expensive but delicious

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😓

void void
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doesnt sound like dumb taco hater speak

vestal jasper
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mc has heavy multiplication x but not heavy plus sign

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mfw

lapis sequoia
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that?

limber knotBOT
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just use a bold +?

spiral garden
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hey, anyone else's chrome looking like this?

vestal jasper
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yes

spiral garden
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(buttons on the bottom)

vestal jasper
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no

spiral garden
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wtf am I in some beta test or what

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can't seem to find info about this at all on the internet too

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btw that's some dedication going to the same website

vestal jasper
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:)

limber knotBOT
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use chromium mate

spiral garden
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i'm already a bit annoyed that i have both chrome and the xiaomi browser

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i don't want a third one lol

limber knotBOT
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also iirc there was a flag which allowed you to just move the whole adress bar to the bottom

spiral garden
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this is something else, another guy I know also has it

limber knotBOT
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does it at least hide when you scroll?

spiral garden
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seems to copy the design of samsung's browser

limber knotBOT
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Back when I still used Chrome, they were working on a few UI concepts

spiral garden
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no it doesn't hide

limber knotBOT
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One totally overhauled the menus

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sounds like classic google split testing

spiral garden
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must be a very recent test, no news about it yet

limber knotBOT
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Yeah

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I'm sure I saw that before though

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I usually find split test news on Reddit

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also why wouldn't it hide? cluttering up the screen with more stuff that you almost never need is just dumb

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for the past year, most of YouTube Music's useful features have been locked behind split tests, they've only just rolled most of them out to everyone

spiral garden
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apparently people use their phone with one hand

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personally idk how to do that properly

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like i can look at reddit with one hand but typing is out of the question

vestal jasper
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I have one of those pop things on the back of my phone and large hands
so I can easily reach the entire screen

limber knotBOT
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I just have a small phone

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(and fairly large hands I guess, I can reach all of the screen holding it normally ¯_(ツ)_/¯)

void void
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I use swipe keyboard

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That's how

alpine pier
limber knotBOT
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uh, that might be a silly question but when you go into a nether portal, are you facing the same direction in the nether or in the opposite one when exiting? xD

pulsar wigeon
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same

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-> [] [] ->

limber knotBOT
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ok wtf

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I'm testing it on a 1.13.2 server and the direction is all over the place..

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like it even rotates me south when I look east...

pulsar wigeon
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i mean tbf i haven't tested recently

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i know for sure in 1.12 it was same

limber knotBOT
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oh wow, this shit is really broken.. it doesn't even manage to keep the link intact when walking back and forth between two portals

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I guess I'll have to test without plugins -.-

pulsar wigeon
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did you link it correctly?

limber knotBOT
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what does that even mean?

pulsar wigeon
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walking in and out of a portal doesn't link it

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that's just using search radius

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you need to use exact coordinates to get a link

drowsy silo
limber knotBOT
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hm, now that I think about it it might've changed the first time that I traveled back to the overworld, not multiple times

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still doesn't explain why it's rotating me in arbitrary directions

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uh, so what was the first 1.14.3 build number?

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the commits don't seem to include the version

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oh wait, blame

golden gust
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108

limber knotBOT
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ty

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hm, seems like it's either a plugin or it just got fixed

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¯_(ツ)/¯ not going to look into that before actually updating my servers to 1.14 though ¯_(ツ)

tropic flame
limber knotBOT
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and I think I found the error in my code xD

cosmic raft
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That was fub

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Fun*

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Went to Home Depot to buy some gloves, but the pair I wanted couldn't be found in the store even though there's some in stock. It's hiding somewhere

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So I got the next pair up for the same price as the pair I originally wanted

ionic jewel
hallow sierra
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so i tried setting up teams so i could have separate scoreboards in my server but every time i restart my server the teams all disappear. is there a way to fix that?

void void
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persist them

hallow sierra
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how lol

void void
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are you programming something or using a plugin

hallow sierra
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just using the in game commands

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/team

void void
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oh ok then ignore me, thought you were making a minigame plugin

hallow sierra
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lol idk how to make plugins i'm not smart enough

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altho if u know of any good plugins that could replace /team let me know cuz if this doesn't work im gonna be annoyed

void void
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im confused, what is the end goal?

hallow sierra
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separate scoreboards depending on what path the person goes thru

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supposed to time u on the elytra course but all the teams disappeared so now it doesn't work

hollow fossil
void void
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Hmm from what I'm seeing you can't save the teams, so you'd have to do the commands on every server start :L Wouldn't be hard with a Skript, I suppose.

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Skript is pretty easy for server owners as opposed to learning Java

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Could make something cool

hallow sierra
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hmm

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im gonna check with the official mc server and see if they have anything

void void
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yea sorry I don't know for sure, I'm not a big mc player, I just write plugins and stuff lol

hallow sierra
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no worries lol

hallow sierra
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this isn't a bug with mc/paper at all is it?

limber knotBOT
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only the main scoreboard is saved

hallow sierra
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hm rip

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any way to make the other stuff save?

limber knotBOT
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nope

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generally better off not using those scoreboards for any form of long term storage anyways

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They're not per player in vanilla, and so you'll just end up flooding clients with teams and scores and stuff when they login

hallow sierra
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i just wanted a way to show how long it took the person to go thru the course

vestal jasper
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[22:30:11 INFO]: RandomPlayer issued server command: /camp
[22:30:11 INFO]: RandomPlayer lost connection: You have left the server!
:^)

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such a fun command

pulsar wigeon
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is this runescape 15 years ago

vestal jasper
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I've gotten like 20 players to run it

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it's fantasatic

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Even my players trick others into it lul

cosmic raft
winged vessel
mossy citrus
cinder condor
fallen oracle
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@golden gust Weird flex but okay with that resource.

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Why not just put it in the eCloud?

golden gust
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Well, then I'd have to look into how to use ecloud

fallen oracle
golden gust
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(Works as a plugin and an expansion too \o/)

void void
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how the flippin shit do I write a new node module using es6, i don't want to use that nasty commonjs syntax

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it works but then I try to test it and the other one is like "UNKNOWN FUCKING MODULE IM GONNA THROW A FUCKING BITCH FIT"

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i shouldn't need webpack because it's supposed to be just a library but wtf feelsThinkingMan

void void
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alright idk this is fucking bullshit

golden gust
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ikur rite

void void
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jesus christ it's like they have designed the entire js ecosystem to be the most horrible fucking thing to ever have to work with

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how fucking hard can it be to write a fucking library

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you've got to be kidding me right now

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when it fucking works using esm instead of babel

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okay

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fuck this entire ecosystem

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honest to god

golden gust
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.rekt

limber knotBOT
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☑ The REKTtiticaca

golden gust
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Ever considered that even computers hate you?

void void
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The thing is, I have no problem controlling computers with sane languages

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But JavaScript is such a fucking MESS

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That's putting it so lightly, that you could hear a pin drop

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It's absolutely fucking disgustingly horrible

void void
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Two new ssds in raid 0 to replace a 1 terabyte hard drive in the server. I spent hours figuring out how to get the partitions shrunk safely to less then 480gb so I could dd it into the raid. It was worth it, now our 1.14 server is lag free and no more tps loss on world save. I also now have a free hard drive so I can use my macbook again.

placid thicket
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Status update, guy who has been making smear posts on PMC is back at it again with a new server ad, got removed even faster than the first one

void void
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real fucking shit

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and this sick part is, I know the fuckin language. It's running it that's the issue.

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There is no clear god damn consensus

ancient bolt
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Reified generics is another goal of project Valhalla...God I can't wait for that to be a reality

void void
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yes pls

keen yoke
dark nimbus
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types could have prevented this

void void
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lolwut

trail coyote
lapis sequoia
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wow is it really lord kangarko

vestal jasper
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the avatar isn't an advertisement

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I'm inclined to believe it's a fake

lapis sequoia
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he has a mutual friend, its the lord himself

void void
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"lord"

lapis sequoia
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show respect puny mortal

void void
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lol

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"am gud at marketing call me a god"

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plebs: 'ok'

cosmic raft
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Anyone hungry?

vestal jasper
void void
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does it work in US @cosmic raft

hot frost
cosmic raft
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no

void void
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rip

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into the spiderverse is pre good

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animation has come a long way

cedar spade
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what's a "standard"

void void
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wat

cedar spade
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real js devs use all the latest ECMAScript 23.5 features and shim all of it to support IE 5.5

void void
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:(

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"there is a child wearing a spiderman costume dragging a homeless corpse behind a train"

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im beginning to think this isn't a movie for kids

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:D

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why is kingpin the size of a literal fucking building

marble summit
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Welp
It is now July 16th, I am now 15

void void
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happy birthday, child

marble summit
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Happy un birthday, 90 year old man @void void

void void
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thanks child

marble summit
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Old Man Simples unbirthday celebration is superior to my birthday celebration

void void
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ur only 16.7% as great as I am

merry talon
#

anyone know if github removes verified status on commits when you remove the key from your account?

void void
#

i believe it becomes unverified ye

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but your commit is still 'signed'

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just not 'verified'

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;p

merry talon
#

dum

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I guess whoever doesnt believe it was me who changed keys has to inspect the commit themselves

void void
#

you can also resign all your commits with rebase

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with the new key

merry talon
#

yeah but signing with the new key doesnt prove it's my new key

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to some just looking on GH anyway

void void
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well, signing with the old key doesn't either. That's the point of gpg, independent verification

merry talon
#

yes it does

void void
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the point of github verified is that the key that signed the commit is the same as the one on your account

merry talon
#

because right now me = old key

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regardless of what GH says

void void
#

yeah, so you remove the old key and your commits are unverified. Rebase and re sign it with your new key and the old history is erased

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As for gpg though, you're correct

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regardless of what GH says no one can know it's you unless they go and do some independent verification

merry talon
#

then I guess a malicious actor could rebase too

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so w/e

void void
#

they could, yes, that's why you get the key and look it up and then research who owns it and where it's been used, link it together (web of trust babey) and find out for ya self

merry talon
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I just want an easy way to show proof I have access to the old key and am now using a different one

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A signed message as the commit would be the way to do it without someone having to clone I guess

marble summit
#

Oh yeah it’s also v4 flowers birthday

vestal jasper
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that's a nice box art

void void
#

@merry talon why not just have both keys on your GH?

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then the verified badge doesn't go, but you can switch which one you're using

merry talon
#

well I dont want to have an old key on there forever

void void
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fair enough i guess

silk stump
#

waching moves making people ineficient, remember nerds

desert sinew
void void
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says the dude who looks like the definition of the word

desert sinew
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is there a support channel

void void
desert sinew
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yea i send something there

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who is the support people

void void
#

be patient

desert sinew
#

ive been stuck for like 4 hours

void void
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i just replied to you

marble summit
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@vestal jasper Yes very cool™ box art
True Question is, Boy or Girl thinksmart

vestal jasper
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doesn't matter :^)

silk stump
#

my mom thinks iam jesus too

vestal jasper
#

yellow does not look very good on shirts

void void
#

i really can't help you set up your server like another server. Servers take a lot of work and a lot of time to customize properly. They aren't "ezpz copy this copy that boom done".

desert sinew
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hermitcraft is a server which is based around on island which has different districts eg, futuristic, the shopping district and medievel and the players(hermits) are youtubers who record them playing it on survival

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but yea

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its a pretty big thing

void void
#

And if you want to have a lot of players, you definitely are not going to be able to do it on your home computer

desert sinew
#

yea

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i only have 8G of ram

void void
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These servers rent from datacenters (~50-100 per month each) and have multiple, plus a waterfall (bungeecord) proxy

desert sinew
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8 GB of ram

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not that much

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lol

void void
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also, if you get a pissed off player, they can knock your home internet offline really easily

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which, if you've never had it happen, sucks

desert sinew
#

really

void void
#

yes

desert sinew
#

so it is better to port forward

void void
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Port forwarding won't help you if it's hosted in your house

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Your home internet is not built to take an attack

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That's why home-hosted servers are just for friends

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Not big servers

desert sinew
#

yea

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i have small server

void void
#

yea but what you're telling me sounds a lot like a plan to make a public server

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which is not a good idea to home host

vestal jasper
#

I don't think I could tolerate my computer always being on

void void
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mine is always on

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which being a laptop is probably not a good idea

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but whatever lol

vestal jasper
#

I could tolerate having a laptop and it always being on

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but not my desktop

marble summit
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@vestal jasper Yes so don't pee on your shirt

vestal jasper
#

what

marble summit
#

This message took too long to send

#

It was when you were saying yellow does not look good on shirts

vestal jasper
#

oh

marble summit
#

Discord Randomly Decided to not send my message

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for like a half a hour or something

#

My internet probably was being a turd

void void
#

No it wasn't

#

Discord is a turd

marble summit
#

Oh yeah

cedar spade
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inturdnet

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disturd

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do not disturd

ocean bison
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Bruh

nimble axle
mental kayak
silk stump
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Good news with pre realise 6

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Stable as newer was

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but heavy load

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no longer geting 5000ms lagspikes

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now it reaches only 170ms

static badge
#

pre 6 PES2_Detect

worn ember
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Hmmm

silk stump
#

it still got chunk unloading isusue taking 54ms spikes

woven otter
#

any performance related fixes

static badge
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apparently

silk stump
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memory leak only but feels more stable alot

static badge
#

lemme go try to rub two braincells together to get a somewhat mapped variant of this

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yarn's got pre 6

silk stump
#

iam geting other spikes when pausing game and coming back

dawn yacht
static badge
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gimme a moment to go and get the mappings and I'll try to find changes peepoJuice

silk stump
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This is what hapens when i pause game

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lol

native thunder
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We're betting on a pre14 right?

#

You know. For 1.14

limber knotBOT
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[honewt] hola

silk stump
#

HOLY SHIT

static badge
#

they haven't done the things I'm doing for my pr

silk stump
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there is some real isusue here

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when i pause game and unpause it goes like this

static badge
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that's why it's a pre-release

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   protected void method_20813() {
      Thread.yield();
      LockSupport.parkNanos("waiting for tasks", 100000L);
   }

their new park solution

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.wa 100000 ns to us

limber knotBOT
static badge
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whoa 100us fuck that's big

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0.1 ms monkaMEGA

silk stump
#

weird isusue with pausing game

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pauses fill up ram instantly when u unpause game

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like wtf

heady zealot
silk stump
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the longer u wait the more it hits

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strange

tribal trellis
quasi valley
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Make a bug report with the debug information I guess

edgy dawn
rancid urchin
limber knotBOT
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should've stayed away

ocean phoenix
void void
#

DOOFENSHMURTZ

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he’s a god

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i’d turn gay for him nocap

limber knotBOT
#

slut

hoary bison
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I need some help how can i fix that plains growing on unloaded chunks paper spigot oof

void void
#

Were known as Paper now

woven otter
#

paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@woven otter [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

#

paperspigot

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^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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s/paper/paperspigot

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Correction, <Korobi> ^-^: 11[13Auto11] We're now known as paperspigot.

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^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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xD: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

#

nani

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hmmm

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hmmmmmmm

hoary bison
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O i need paper 😂

cosmic gorge
#

paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@cosmic gorge [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

cosmic gorge
#

so close

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I can feel it

limber knotBOT
#

.g paperspigot

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^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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(^-^) https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper -- PaperMC/Paper: High performance Spigot fork that aims to...: "High performance Spigot fork that aims to fix gameplay and mechanics inconsistencies - PaperMC/Paper."

GitHub

High performance Spigot fork that aims to fix gameplay and mechanics inconsistencies - PaperMC/Paper

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lol

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.g "paperspigot"

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(^-^) https://yivesmirror.com/ -- Yive's Mirror | Paper Downloads: "PaperSpigot-1.8.8-R0.1-SNAPSHOT-latest.jar, 1.8.8, 18 MB, March 30, 2016, Download. PaperSpigot-1.7.10-R0.1-SNAPSHOT-latest.jar, 1.7.10, 19 MB ..."

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^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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xD: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

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aha

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gotcha bots

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man there must be a way to make this circular

#

what a crying shame that I can't have "/" on my irc username

woven otter
#

why

limber knotBOT
#

could make my username s/paper/paperspigot

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^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

woven otter
#

lol

limber knotBOT
#

since korobi always says the username he'd get stuck in a loop

#

hm

cosmic gorge
#

test

woven otter
#

you mean test

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lol

cosmic gorge
#

no they don't care about usernames

lavish roost
wintry sun
golden gust
#

magma

limber knotBOT
#

what

golden gust
#

Go check what the username actually is on discord

limber knotBOT
#

?

#

wdym?

golden gust
#

copy and paste it into vim or something

#

get some notepad.exe

limber knotBOT
#

whose username?

cosmic gorge
#

paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@cosmic gorge [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

cosmic gorge
#

paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@cosmic gorge [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

cosmic gorge
#

aw

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even ignores the sneaky spacing

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damn you decent bot

#

damn you to hell

golden gust
#

😄

#

i guess z figured people might try to be... well... you

woven otter
#

oh that's sneaky

void void
cosmic gorge
#

oh god damn it you guys ask for verification?

silent barn
#

Mojang wants 1.14.4 to be next release, without pre-7.

#

And no performance fixes 😣

pliant skiff
cosmic gorge
#

I will have my day sir

silent barn
#

Sorry... 1 performance fix xD

unreal quarry
limber knotBOT
#

sounds like you have dinner figured out then billy

#

He's american

#

sounds like you have your next snack figured out billy

pliant skiff
#

huff my shorts bots
paperspigot

limber knotBOT
#

@pliant skiff [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

pliant skiff
#

noooooooooooooooooo

woven otter
#

rekt

pliant skiff
#

how could this happen to me...

limber knotBOT
#

I am half tempted to change my username to paperspigot just so the bot annoys whoever replies to me on the chatroom

#

^-^: [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

#

I mean it does sound rather hilarious

woven otter
#

@void void test

limber knotBOT
#

@woven otter [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

woven otter
#

lol

unreal quarry
#

About to ban that username for bot abuse/spam. Whoever did it, know discord bans are ip bans ^_^

limber knotBOT
#

thank god for vpns then

#

and, you know, irc

#

yep that killed him

rough swift
#

thanks @heavy rapids

nova badge
#

I get 8 of those a day :^)

limber knotBOT
#

yeah at some point you even start thinking about just leaving mitigation always on

fringe terrace
worn ember
#

dont get ddosed if non of your services get used wesmart

limber knotBOT
#

is that how you avoided STDs?

storm basalt
limber knotBOT
#

meh, I hate it when documentation is written for old versions of an IDE and they change the interface -.-

harsh sparrow
limber knotBOT
#

god, the default C# syntax in Visual Studio is awfull when you are used to something resambling Google Java style...

pulsar wigeon
#

that's the default c# syntax in general

#

well

#

style, not syntax

#

(you do mean style, right?)

#

because MS officially publishes a style guide for c#

#

(oracle used to, but i think that's like 15+ years out of date by now maybe?)

limber knotBOT
#

yeah I mean style xD

#

I mean why would you put braces on a new line? it wastes so much spaces...

#

-s

pulsar wigeon
#

eh

#

i don't even mind the space

limber knotBOT
#

(but I'm used to Java, so I bet if I started with C# I would find the usual java syntax annoying xD)

pulsar wigeon
#

the main issue i have with C style braces is that you can comment the a condition and have a valid code block

limber knotBOT
#

*style

pulsar wigeon
#

some people might like that, but imo that's dangerous

#

would rather explicitly short-circuit with true && than comment a condition

limber knotBOT
#

yeah

pulsar wigeon
#

because that's very unclear

#

"was this a mistake? should the whole block be commented? " etc

limber knotBOT
#

also is there any reason why you wouldn't just have a field public string Name = "Name" isntead of using public String Name { get { return "Name"; } }? Oo

#

or wait, that's a method and not a field I guess

#

am confuse

woven otter
#

forge style is the best style for java tbh

limber knotBOT
#

tf is forge style?

pulsar wigeon
#

the latter example there doesn't have a setter phoenix

limber knotBOT
#

OVH? xD

woven otter
#

phoenix it's the style minecraftforge uses

#

pretty much C# style

pulsar wigeon
#

lex is/was a c# dev :P

#

also hence all the IInterface naming

limber knotBOT
spiral garden
#

hey @golden gust, i'm going to be distributing my plugin on the paper forums from now on. However, it supports both Paper and Waterfall - should I make two seperate threads or post in Other?

woven otter
#

IInterface naming comes from C#?

pulsar wigeon
#

in this case it does, yes duck

#

i.e. it's in forge because lex was familiar with c# at the time

#

i don't know where it originates

dapper nacelle
#

who here is the worldedit dev

#

I know he's in here

#

it was probably wiz

spiral garden
#

it's a well-kept secret

dapper nacelle
#

no he told me once

spiral garden
#

only known to people with no tables

dapper nacelle
#

nossr was the mcmmo guy I think

woven otter
#

wait what's the recommended way of naming interfaces in Java then? Just like classes?

dapper nacelle
#

billy works on random shit

pulsar wigeon
#

yea pretty much

dapper nacelle
#

wiz

#

you the worldedit dev?

pulsar wigeon
#

no

woven otter
#

@potent warren fix ur shit

dapper nacelle
#

frig

pulsar wigeon
#

nor do i want to look at your terrible code

spiral garden
#

btw i noticed worldedit has paperlib, very cool!

dapper nacelle
#

I wasn't going to ask that

woven otter
#

what's worldedit

pulsar wigeon
#

some 💩

dapper nacelle
#

I am trying to run an experimental build

potent warren
#

@woven otter what?

dapper nacelle
#

I can't get anything to work for every experimental built

#

guess I'll run a stable release

woven otter
#

just joking around. knowing you're a C# dev mainly.

dapper nacelle
#

:feelsbadman:

#

because its a private server

pulsar wigeon
#

i mean there's nothing breaking in dev builds either

#

so you're probably just fucking shit up

dapper nacelle
#

maybe its a setting somewhere

pulsar wigeon
#

"break-if-stupid-person-runs-plugin: true"

spiral garden
#

but why would you know that if you're not the developer of WE thinkingwithblobs

dapper nacelle
#

UwU

#

ew worldedit uses gradle

pulsar wigeon
#

in unrelated news, WE has taken over vault

woven otter
#

ewww? you mean yay?

pulsar wigeon
#

coming for you soon essentials

#

also yea what the fuck

dapper nacelle
#

I'm more of a maven guy

pulsar wigeon
#

the fact that you think gradle is an "ew" factor just reinforces how retarded you are

dapper nacelle
#

maven's pom is easier to read than whatever that thing is gradle makes

woven otter
#

what?

#

easier to read?

limber knotBOT
#

it's a tool like every other

#

if you need gradle then you'll need gradle xD maven can't do everything

#

also as readability goes gradle is way better, maven uses xml ;_;

pulsar wigeon
#

maven has literally not a chance of doing what we need it do

#

without some serious plugin support

#

and yea xml is gross

dapper nacelle
#

wait are my messages coming true

pulsar wigeon
#

xml is meant to be a rigid storage format, not a readable format

woven otter
#

xml is 💩

#

it's too verbose

dapper nacelle
#

did you guys see these red messages?

pulsar wigeon
#

obviously not, since they're red

#

we're all red-gray colorblind

#

they blend right in to the background for us

dapper nacelle
#

there is nothing obvious about it

#

since discord can be buggy

limber knotBOT
#

just use IRC

#

runs

potent warren
#

you better run

dapper nacelle
#

does worldedit not work with paper or something

#

time to use fawe if worldedit doesn't work

merry talon
#

Gradle's format is arguably more retarded than XML

dapper nacelle
#

everything is faster async

merry talon
#

since its nonstandard

pulsar wigeon
#

gradle isn't a data format

#

it's a programming language

#

well, groovy is, technically

merry talon
#

yes

#

which is to say nonstandard

pulsar wigeon
#

also dylan, you literally haven't even said the slightest anything about what's not working

merry talon
pulsar wigeon
#

so you can go figure shit out yourself i guess

woven otter
#

standard or non-standard still beats xml

pulsar wigeon
#

whining about shit not working isn't going to earn you any help

merry talon
#

this is not anime

#

it's a classic

dapper nacelle
#

is that girl in your pfp from that one movie

#

spirited away

#

yeah its gotta be

agile pine
void void
#

if you watch anime you’re confirmed gay

#

don’t @ me

pulsar wigeon
#

are you trying to imply there's something wrong with gay people

#

can a mod please ban this homophobe

#

isn't this the same guy who was being racist yesterday

wintry sun
#

that's obviously a joke

#

oh

chilly bolt
wintry sun
#

Does anyone know any plugins for 1.14.3 to make a prison server?

undone stone
tropic flame
#

you can't say success without saying succ

#

just a wild thought i had rn

pulsar wigeon
#

but you can say failure without saying lure

#

like this: "barty"

void void
marble summit
#

Whats worse: Being a Failure or Playing Minecraft

#

Actually both are the same thing

#

Only failures play mc

pulsar wigeon
#

that doesn't imply that all who play mc are failures

#

that's not how logic works

#

see: square-rectangle

crystal compass
#

Holy moly

#

Mc is on 1.14.4 pre release 6 hahaha

fallen oracle
#

Indeed.

crystal compass
#

"Performance optimisations"

fallen oracle
#

I've seem some people say it's actually better.

crystal compass
#

Ooooo

#

Well when it releases and paper follows what ive been doing is loading a 2nd version of my server and getting like 30-40 people to login at once and load chunks to see if we can handle it

#

Just a copy pasta of the main server

#

So far, very bad lmao

fallen oracle
#

300 words in

#

1,200 to go 😦

void void
#

essays are easy glare cmon

fallen oracle
#

385 words in now*

latent sorrel
#

@crystal compass That's nice that you have a good number of people to test with like that. You should def post the results here for the big updates ❤

void void
latent sorrel
#

Glare whats the essay on? I love writing. I do short stories

void void
#

1200 words at ~70wpm should be done in less than 20 mins boi

#

go gogo gogogogogogo

fallen oracle
#

I got DMs tho

#

Gotta Snap back the people

#

I'm writing a research paper about urban legends.

void void
#

NO. Essay comes first.

#

WTF that's even easier!@

latent sorrel
#

ooh that sounds like a fun one

void void
#

I can write 4800 words no problem

latent sorrel
#

Do herobrine

void void
#

bitch askin me to write 1200 words only

#

she gonna get an essay

#

mhmmm

latent sorrel
#

herobrine

fallen oracle
#

I'm writing about the vanishing hitchhiker.

latent sorrel
#

never heard of it. what part of the world is that popular in?

void void
#

bro one time i literally wrote an essay about assassin's creed

fallen oracle
void void
#

and my teacher knew nothing, but i used his full name

#

Altaïr Ibn-La'Ahad

fallen oracle
#

"Mr Assassin Creed likes to kill people"

void void
#

No that was his name

fallen oracle
#

Just call him Creed

void void
#

And my teacher was like "this is the most interesting essay I've ever read, about ..<his name>"

#

and the entire classroom just erupted

fallen oracle
#

I'm so happy Word added in Voice-To-Text.

void void
#

And I had to tell him it was a videogame

latent sorrel
#

oh cool, didnt know word has voice support

#

I do all my typing in Pages

fallen oracle
#

Yeah I typically do too, the dictate isn't the best.

#

I have to make small challenges for myself. For example, I can't respond to my Snapchats until I hit 500 words

#

¯_(ツ)_/¯

latent sorrel
#

I just love how open and clean the page is in Pages, less distractions to me. Can't stand word or google docs anymore

fallen oracle
#

Ouch

#

Wiz just fucked up

woven otter
#

good one wiz

#

ping pong

fallen oracle
#

Yeah, he left his IRC bridge unprotected.

#

Omg, his Discord is blowing up.

woven otter
#

yeah it's a wildfire

latent sorrel
#

nice

#

I was about to rejoin the discord to see, but now I am satisfied

fallen oracle
#

398 words Cool

latent sorrel
#

Is what you need still or have written

fallen oracle
#

That's what I've written.

latent sorrel
#

Wonder how many words you have written in discord in that time 😛

fallen oracle
#

Well, I told myself I'd start 3 hours ago.

#

So, not bad.

hallow bane
fallen oracle
#

Been working on my wiki.

latent sorrel
#

For a plugin or server

fallen oracle
#

For one of my plugins. I'm switching to a new wiki software so I've just been exporting it over.

latent sorrel
#

What do you make? I don't think ive ever seen yours

limber knotBOT
#

1.14.4 is even sexier now

#
  • Improved chunk loading when travelling at high speed
latent sorrel
#

woo

#

right now the client seems to use ALL THE RAM if you explore quickly

limber knotBOT
#

just generate shit only of top layer when flying fast, you dont really need all the generation underground, something that comes to mind right away, im sure mojang did something way cooler

#

i believe

void void
#

yeah they finally did chunk loading correctly instead of whatever stupid shit they changed in 1.13

#

"cooler"

limber knotBOT
#

i want to believe in faster generation while flying

#

cool shit takes sacrifice

maiden nebula
limber knotBOT
#

they are preparing to move forward

#

optimizations are being made

#

really hard to find panda forests tho

pulsar wigeon
#

i didn't do shit but if you're going to ping me maybe i should

void void
static badge
#

I pinged you and didn't get banned kappa

void void
#

thats bc wiz is opinionated

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rightfully so

pulsar wigeon
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i literally

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pulsar wigeon
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wasn't even here

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for this entire ordeal

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wiz just take credit!!!!!1

pulsar wigeon
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i was driving home from work

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jesus

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fuck you all

static badge
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LUL

limber knotBOT
latent sorrel
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thats a pretty convenient cover story

little ingot
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Don't do it

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I've noticed that all irc bots that go to discord go through this learning process

latent sorrel
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whyd they ban ya

limber knotBOT
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It's a trap!

pulsar wigeon
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yea well, if matthew just used a standard fucking bot we'd be good

little ingot
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@static badge who are you calling an IRC Bot!?

latent sorrel
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oh lol

pulsar wigeon
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then not only would we not have issues like this, but i could actually properly use it instead of relying on matthew to fix commands all the fucking time

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alright well i guess today im gonna spend all day trying to figure out yet again how to write a library node module without everything losing its shit and screaming at me

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(damn near impossibru)

merry talon
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Instagram bricked itself with an update

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amazing

limber knotBOT
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check yourself before you brick yourself

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maybe it finally realized it was hosting pics of your face and offed itself

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isn't instagram known for having a shitload of bots

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oh shit a gurl fitness account? link me so I can hit her dms up

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next you'll be telling me she's a gamer gurl

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god damn it don't kill my fantasies this early on

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let a man dream

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this is not the spirit that got us to the moon

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dale la agua

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gamerchica water

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you're so far from right it's not even funny

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you want to see the weirdest people on earth look at the people who commented on too many instagirl posts and became insanely jaded and entitled

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just a few days ago an insta e-girl was murdered by her insta boyfriend and he posted pics of her dead body on insta

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im sure that's still hitting hard around the community

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who knows

limber knotBOT
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isn't it fun to be a celebrity

void void
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insta is probably a lso being investigated, who knows what effect that might have on uptime

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realistically, i'd hope none