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marble summit
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@finite wave I sent a picture of the profile and the note on it

upper flicker
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"Do it, no balls, you wont punch me"

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gets punched

finite wave
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Oh

upper flicker
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"OMG he punched me! BAN"

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basically what just happened

marble summit
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Welp time for teto to create the last few sets of custom mobs for the overworld

finite wave
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Z750 u smell, but tacos smell good

marble summit
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And then i gotta put in custom mobs for the nether OOF

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Teto has put in 6 Custom Entities so far, 2 of them with 4 Sub Versions so about 14 Entities i've made so far BLEH

finite wave
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I don’t get how u saw that note Mo

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Also where is my hypesquad badge

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I call fake

upper flicker
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they took it off

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they just show the team or squad or w/e

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whatever dumb name they call them

strange bane
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Notes is a pointless feature where you can write something about a user.

finite wave
strange bane
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It's not what has been set in the guild.

finite wave
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I see

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Og

marble summit
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Yeah

upper flicker
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it syncs across devices

finite wave
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Then he called me a lil’ bitch

upper flicker
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though it'd be a lot more useful if I could search based on notes

finite wave
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@marble summit I’ll get u back master baiter

marble summit
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You are not just a bitch, you are a lil' bitch

upper flicker
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youre both bad

marble summit
upper flicker
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move on

void void
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lil female doggie

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:^)

marble summit
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Yes

finite wave
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I’ll humo your legs @void void

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Hump*

marble summit
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WAIT DELETE OUR MESSAGES OR SPOTTEDLEAF WILL GET A MAXIMUM ERECTION

limber knotBOT
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so, dis is dumcord

upper flicker
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pretty much

static badge
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mfw

limber knotBOT
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o.o

finite wave
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Sup Robo ❤️

limber knotBOT
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there is no deletion here

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man up 2 ur messages

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lol

finite wave
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I am

limber knotBOT
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happy saturday frost

finite wave
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That guy is just weird

limber knotBOT
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only upside of irc is no deleting messages :P

marble summit
limber knotBOT
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and my cpu and ram stays with me

finite wave
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Z750c shishkebab

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Why is major and boner uppercase

limber knotBOT
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and no dum characters in nicks

marble summit
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@finite wave Because it is so important

upper flicker
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enough you two

void void
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i'd use irc if i didn't have this discord nitro

static badge
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he's a weeaboo kappa

marble summit
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That it needs to be uppercased that he has a MAJOR BONER

finite wave
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I see

upper flicker
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youre going to need a bannedpapermc guild at this rate

limber knotBOT
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and it's free

finite wave
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Z750, i stopped ages ago

void void
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my nitro is free too :^)

marble summit
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@static badge Stfu furry or i will send you to the pound

upper flicker
limber knotBOT
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and no dum emojis

finite wave
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When tagging you do i tag you both on irc and here z?

upper flicker
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and youre gone

static badge
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LUL

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rolled

finite wave
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That’s quite rude 🙁

void void
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:f:

marble summit
static badge
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weeaboos are quite something

marble summit
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Perfect Join Message

upper flicker
marble summit
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Teto has arrived. Party's Over

finite wave
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I watched some anime for research into weebs, and it’s almost always about someone touching boobs accidentally, and instead of letting go they just grope them a little

static badge
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there leafclient is now 1.14

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yeah that's weeaboos for you

finite wave
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I don’t get it

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Why is this appealing?

limber knotBOT
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it's just 2d porn

strange bane
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Jan, that's hentai and it's not research.

marble summit
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Yes

finite wave
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Nono i saw some hentai too, that was weirder

marble summit
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That is hentai, if you were watching anime you would be watching shit

limber knotBOT
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I don't see much of any other reason why the stuff is popular

void void
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oh shit friedlmao

finite wave
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It was Anime on crunchyroll

void void
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here we go

limber knotBOT
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other than it's idealistic cuz, imaginary

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are we talking about quality hentai?

static badge
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I told you it's the japanese wanting revenge

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so they're turning americans into sleeper agents with anime

finite wave
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Japanese people are quite perverted

marble summit
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They are killing themselves

strange bane
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So is the rest of the world, they're just not talented enough to draw it.

limber knotBOT
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many are lost to sins of the flesh

marble summit
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They are making Anime Characters so attractive that the Japanese won't fuck eachother and have babies and now the japanese will go extinct

finite wave
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Also, what is up with the anime “Why are you here teacher?!?”

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It’s basically sexual assault in every episode

marble summit
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I have no fucking idea about anything you are talking about Jan

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😂

upper flicker
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what in the flying fuck is even going on in here

static badge
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so u only pretend to be a weeaboo

finite wave
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Hmm

strange bane
static badge
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that's even worse

strange bane
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Lol thanks for the notification Google

finite wave
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I’m bored

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Do you wanna build snowman z?

marble summit
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@static badge I don't like anime, i like voice programs, the pokemon trading card game, and more programming

static badge
finite wave
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Like and programming in the same sentence

marble summit
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"I am addicted to programming"

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I like solving problems, and making stuff, also computers

limber knotBOT
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jan u are watching wrong hentai, google "Onna Maou Melissa no H na Boukenki 2"

finite wave
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Nty

marble summit
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And programming is that + headbutting your keyboard in frustration

strange bane
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nty?

limber knotBOT
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its for research

finite wave
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.g Onna

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://onna.com/ -- Onna: Connect everything, so you can find anything: "Onna centralizes data from your favorite apps to deliver a streamlined, simplified search and management experience all in one place."

Onna centralizes data from your favorite apps to deliver a streamlined, simplified search and management experience all in one place.

marble summit
finite wave
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Huh

marble summit
quasi valley
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Inb4 Jan Googles porn again

finite wave
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I’m not entering anymore info

limber knotBOT
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didnt u have a paper on hentai to write?

finite wave
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It was Anime

limber knotBOT
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hentai is anime

finite wave
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I doubt my teacher is a fan of hentai

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Or anime to be fair

limber knotBOT
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who is polarbear and y r u acting like a dumcordian

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is this another summer bloke

quasi valley
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just wait for the ice to melt below him

limber knotBOT
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youll never find out what your professor likes until you present your hentai manifesto

finite wave
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But i’m getting top grades for this paper about the perverted japanese people

limber knotBOT
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hmm webchat, so imma guess yep

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would you say, that you are top of your class?

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happy saturday to you too @upper flicker

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@robo whats dumcordian

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discord

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dont call me dum, baka

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) Hatsune Miku ~ Triple Baka - Full Song (English Subtitles v2) - length 3m 57s - 85,167 likes, 1,285 dislikes (98.5%) - 6,318,504 views - seisatsu on 2010.11.14

marble summit
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S h i t

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only good part of that is teto

quasi valley
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dont infest this discord with anime

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it's devil's creation

marble summit
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@quasi valley Don't infest this discord with your furry porn

limber knotBOT
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are you not a fan of anime kenny?

quasi valley
marble summit
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Because we know you are into Cat Anime

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And Cat Girl = FURRY

quasi valley
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so you admit anime = porn

limber knotBOT
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kenny likes cat anime confirmed

marble summit
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Yes kenny likes cat anime

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Aka Pussy Anime geniusidea

limber knotBOT
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imagine what his mom thinks of him now

quasi valley
limber knotBOT
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what was that hentai called? the one with centaur girl?

marble summit
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whut

quasi valley
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w o t

limber knotBOT
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there was octopus girl and a centaur girl

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im sure you guys know that one

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they were cross breeding with humans

marble summit
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W H U T

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***W A H U T ***

quasi valley
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I think I forgot something in the oven, boaye

marble summit
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Furry ANIME

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FURRY PRON

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DIE

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🔫 Poteto 💣

limber knotBOT
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(RoboMWM) [SFM] - Scout gets Attacked by a Wild Yet Curious Being - length 29s - 150,961 likes, 1,508 dislikes (99.0%) - 2,501,587 views - ItalianNinja on 2019.04.16

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no no no it was not a furry

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it was like a mythical planet

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where mythical beings live

marble summit
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Yes but that means

limber knotBOT
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if centaur girl approached you and asked to have a drink with you, wouldnt you have a drink with that centaur girl?

marble summit
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MYTHICAL FURRIES

limber knotBOT
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shes like half horse half human

marble summit
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No i would make burgers out of the centaur

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Delicious

limber knotBOT
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you would have sex with centaur girl and turn her into burgers later? you are hardcore

marble summit
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Animals are Food™ not Fuckmeat™

limber knotBOT
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oh

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2bad it's all fake

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but if you kill her, do you eat only the centaur body or girl body too?

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get woke dumaboos

marble summit
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She is a animal, not a human

limber knotBOT
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Well, meat is meat last I checked o.O

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hmmm

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like the whole part?

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even her upper human body is now an animal?

marble summit
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It is just appearance

limber knotBOT
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humans are technically animals fyi

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oh so its ok to cook a whole centaur?

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cuz its more of an animal

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i get it now

marble summit
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Exactly, it is not a Human. It just looks like one

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It is trying to fool the furries so that they will have sex with it

limber knotBOT
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im sure they all do

marble summit
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"They only think it is half animal, but it is just a horse that looks kinda like a lady"

limber knotBOT
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does it mean they just have sex with horses that pretend to like half humans?

marble summit
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Yes

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They are furries

limber knotBOT
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oh

marble summit
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They want to fuck your pet dog too

quasi valley
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what and why happened here

limber knotBOT
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kenny couldnt resist, had to join the furry convo

marble summit
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Next thing they'll be saying your german shepard looks like a girl and try and fuck your dog

upper flicker
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arent there furry guilds and anime guild and furry bashing guilds for this

marble summit
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This is Minecraft

limber knotBOT
upper flicker
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no this is patrick

marble summit
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No, THIS IS PATRICK

quasi valley
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what in the world

vestal jasper
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ask leaf, I bet he's in numerous furry guilds

marble summit
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@ Spottedleaf You will not fuck our dogs nor cats

vestal jasper
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@static badge

static badge
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wtf is going on here

limber knotBOT
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how can you be so sure mo?

marble summit
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We are having a rebellion

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Against furries

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Read up in chat

limber knotBOT
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furbellion

static badge
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I go and update leafclient for 1.14 and ur still going on about furries and whatever

woven otter
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signs of retardation

quasi valley
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you are the furry invadors

limber knotBOT
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where do you get the leaf client?

marble summit
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@woven otter Stfu duck

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You're a furry too

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Your profile pic is a duck

woven otter
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so what

static badge
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you don't

upper flicker
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enough calling people furries and ranting about furries

marble summit
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Aw

static badge
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yeah weeaboo

limber knotBOT
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are catgirls furries?

marble summit
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Yes

static badge
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that is a good question

limber knotBOT
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im sure a lot of catgirls enthusiasts would disagree with you

static badge
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are they weeaboo or furry

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discuss

vestal jasper
marble summit
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They dress up in cat suits and fuck your pet cat

vestal jasper
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oh exploding beds lul

marble summit
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Exploding BEDS

static badge
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it's a meme

woven otter
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lol

static badge
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what a clever meme

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shame you need to fucking pull up google

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and look it up

vestal jasper
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leaf

woven otter
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killed by 1.14 poor performance

merry talon
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ur a meme spot

vestal jasper
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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

static badge
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vic

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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

stiff yarrow
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plarbear: using catgirl instead of nekomimi smh

static badge
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the true weeaboo arrives

limber knotBOT
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aha, i was merely pretending to use a ''catgirl''

quasi valley
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don't encourage him nossr

marble summit
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@static badge
if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
I would accept your offer so that you would die because you gave me your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

vestal jasper
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the glasses are a downgrade in this instance

limber knotBOT
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it was all a trick, to make you notice me

merry talon
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@Spottedleaf
if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
I would accept your offer so that you would die because you gave me your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

marble summit
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My version of the copypaste is better

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Now you die in the copypaste

quasi valley
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is there some sort of disease spreading that kills braincells

vestal jasper
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@static badge

static badge
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what is going on here

limber knotBOT
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its the furry virus kenny

vestal jasper
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ur retarded

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that's what's going on

static badge
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vic ur retarded

vestal jasper
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ok retard

limber knotBOT
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everyone is so nice group hug

merry talon
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the retard

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still calling others retarded

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that's bait

limber knotBOT
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sweepy did u ever beat minesweeper?

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weirdly enough, i cant find minesweeper in windows10

merry talon
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trash game

limber knotBOT
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maybe because i deleted all games that came with it

merry talon
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not balanced

void void
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hey is there way to change that Player joined game?

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in something custom ?

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to put a rank infront of the name?

woven otter
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ur all are retarded

void void
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duckhead

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do you know?

quasi valley
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some permission or prefix plugin

void void
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like?

woven otter
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duckhead feelsThinkingMan

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what do you mean by that anyways

void void
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idk

woven otter
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oh permissions plugin yes

void void
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what?

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Player joined the game

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where is this located?

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to change it

woven otter
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just get something like essentials

void void
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and is it possible to be like [RANK]Name joined the name?

void void
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it can show ranks with that?

upper flicker
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it can show whatever you tell it to

merry talon
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it will show whatever you set it to

upper flicker
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time of day, weather, ranks, levels, taco emojis

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it doesnt care

void void
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look i dont want motd or something i want the thing that displays to everyone that someone joined the server

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this is that right?

upper flicker
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yes

finite wave
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Tacos 🤤🤤🤤

limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
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...........

pulsar wigeon
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completely expected of him

vestal jasper
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HMM According to my players a plugin running this.getWorld().setTime(0L) resets phantom sleep timers

static badge
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ah the comments are the best

fallen oracle
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Man where the heck did Cryptic go

pulsar wigeon
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that doesn't surprise me vic

fallen oracle
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He is like MIA for a few days now.

upper flicker
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maybe he's off enjoying life not doing MC stuff

vestal jasper
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I think I'm going to whip up a plugin to verify if it does

static badge
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waste of life tbh

cosmic raft
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cryptic? who

fallen oracle
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Cryptite*

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My bad.

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Yeah I know Z.

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Just waiting on some advice from him for a project.

cosmic raft
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@fringe quartz hi, @fallen oracle misses you

fallen oracle
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Smh don't bother him

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I just didn't know if he said he was taking off or anything a few days ago.

merry talon
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Asking your question here will help you more than PMing me @void void

void void
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nah @fallen oracle is here

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i dont think is good that cuz he will only start shiting

fallen oracle
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Do I even know you?

vestal jasper
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that's very unsanitary

merry talon
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you brought that on yourself

vestal jasper
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glare wtf use a bathroom

fallen oracle
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Oh wait you're the dude who got banned

void void
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oh yeah?

fallen oracle
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And then came in with 3 alts, and they got banned too.

void void
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no

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never got banned

pulsar wigeon
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he's been banned from my discord :^)

merry talon
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if you want his help don't just vandalize the server all day

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but maybe someone else will help you

void void
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you think?

void void
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is that me lol

pulsar wigeon
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"lol"

void void
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"lol"

pulsar wigeon
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"\"lol\""

vestal jasper
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"""lol"""

void void
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"""""""lol"""""""

vestal jasper
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it's turning into a weird ass airplane now

void void
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hydra

merry talon
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that's just a python comment

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vic

vestal jasper
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Is it not possible to determine how long it's been since a player last slept in a bed

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🤔

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There's a statistic for how long they've slept in beds and methods to get how long they've been sleeping for

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But I'm not seeing anything relevant to when this last happened

merry talon
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probably have to keep track yourself

void void
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ye i was gonna say track it ya self m8

vestal jasper
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That's not going to be relevant to what I'm checking

merry talon
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even though phantoms are a thing so that should maybe be a method

vestal jasper
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I'm seeing if various things affect the timers the game keeps track of for phantoms

merry talon
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have fun with nms

vestal jasper
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half of this is unmapped

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nice

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private static final String scoreboardCritName = "minecraft.custom:minecraft.time_since_rest";

marble summit
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Imagine trumpet duck

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This post was made by Obamu gang

vestal jasper
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Well changing the time doesn't mess with the score

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at least from what I can see

visual gazelle
cosmic raft
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sigh

limber knotBOT
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Sigh sigh

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MiniDigger: decided to look into software development jobs/related around me

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did not go well

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99% of them:

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"A completed Bachelor's degree."

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"degree in computer science, computer/electrical engineering"

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Don't they say some like "or equal experience"?

pulsar wigeon
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do the last 1% require a love of cats?

limber knotBOT
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That's what our listings say

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But really, I would just apply anyways and refer to your GitHub

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Some will just ignore you but the good ones will invite you anyways

acoustic pilot
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it's a deterrent, not a hard requirement

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lots of places that have that requirement still hire on the experience alone

limber knotBOT
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No, they have it under a "must explain how you meet" section

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I don't know what deterrent means but I agree 100% with byte

pulsar wigeon
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wait kashike how old are you

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do you not have secondary education

limber knotBOT
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23

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and no

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i didn't finish high school either

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Just have the courage and apply anyways

pulsar wigeon
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oic

limber knotBOT
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You really have nothing to loose other than a few hours writing applications

woven otter
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kashike are you self taught

limber knotBOT
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self-taught in what

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I bet that everybody in here is self taught in programming

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Just because I have a bachelor that doesn't mean that my uni thought me programming or to be a good programmer, lol

woven otter
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i thought most of you are studying programming/CS related things though

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that's a good point though

limber knotBOT
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I wish I was

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I didn't do my bachelor to learn stuff, I didn't learn a thing in those 3 years

stiff yarrow
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@cosmic raft pretty sure you just apply anyways

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that's what I've been told

limber knotBOT
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I only did it because I got a nice paper saying "hey there's a chance that that dude knows his shit"

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well lots of places want a "cover letter" and a nice resume

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my resume is shit

buoyant shadow
limber knotBOT
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You have a good GitHub profile

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they want a resume

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not a github profile

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pdf format

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up to 5k words for cover letters for most places

stiff yarrow
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@cosmic raft just show what you've done on github and if they wanna judge you by your employment history thats on them

limber knotBOT
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So write something about yourself, what experience you have, especially in the open source community. How you are able to pick up new stuff on your own, how you are able to help manage projects, stuff like that

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"i am kashike and i like cats and java and papers and sponges"

marble summit
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Furry

woven otter
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hired

marble summit
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fired

woven otter
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yes you will be fired

upper flicker
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this is m'shike and he eats whitespace for breakfast

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also professional org spy

limber knotBOT
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👀

cedar spade
cosmic raft
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@fallen oracle interesting

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that video got renamed since you linked it (viewing only No news or commercial use W/O authorization -> Accident 4 June 2019 Temecula Ca)

fallen oracle
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Ahh

marble summit
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@everyone despaciteto

woven otter
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org spy?

marble summit
woven otter
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what's an org spy

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imagine eating bread with cheese and then you feel leaf in your mouth

upper flicker
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he's just in a ton of organizations on GH

spiral garden
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o

marble summit
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That means

spiral garden
upper flicker
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too many

spiral garden
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activated a win10 enterprise key

marble summit
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If you felt Spottedleaf in your mouth

upper flicker
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sketchy amount

marble summit
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Then you are a FURRY

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Succing leaf

spiral garden
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nothing seems to have changed though

marble summit
woven otter
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@marble summit you're wrong

unreal quarry
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billy's random thought of the day: where did all the bone structures in minecraft go? i havent seen a fosil underground since 1.12.x

marble summit
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@woven otter Bee 🐝 Quiet duck

woven otter
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bee bee quiet duck?

marble summit
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@unreal quarry A Griefer griefed them

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Obviously

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Or the Traveling Traders Mined them

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And won't trade you them until Version 1.15

woven otter
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i wouldn't say what leaf said but ur retarded

marble summit
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Yes good

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I am retarded

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But you are a duck

spiral garden
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windows licensing is stupid

marble summit
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Just like me

upper flicker
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sadly there are a lot worse licensing schemes going on in enterprise software

spiral garden
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enterprise already costs a bit more than pro, but in order to legally install enterprise you need to have a pro license on that computer already

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so you're paying like 2.4 times windows

cosmic raft
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@spiral garden welcome to the family

upper flicker
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had one the other day that required a key per install, and if the install fucked up you had to get them a deauthorization key, then they'd take 3 days to send you a new install authorization key

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literal cancer

spiral garden
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ohgod

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upper flicker
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then it'd fuck up and say you had the key wrong like 5 times

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then just work all the sudden

spiral garden
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also because of that thing technically all the computers in school run "illegal" windows

upper flicker
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whoever wrote that crap should die in a fire

spiral garden
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but no one is going to audit a school

void void
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some dude gave me a giftcard and told me if I don't use all of it the money just goes back to him, heavily implying that's what he wanted me to do

so i ordered on doordash and whatever was left on the card the driver got as a tip

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i emptied that motherfucker

woven otter
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evil

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empty card empty brain

woven otter
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ur simply evil

tropic flame
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50% unrelated: Windows 10 Home shouldn't exist

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Pro masterrace

spiral garden
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also we have a software thing for accounting and every 6-12 months they change out the key and we need to reactivate (they send a new key automatically by email)

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but that key they send NEVER works

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so we have to call them and wait an hour so they can generate a new key and then that will work

fallen oracle
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Maybe someone is leaking the key before it gets to you?

spiral garden
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no, it's a super niche software, i doubt they have more than a thousand customers

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and they are all local in the country

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so it's not leakage, just that their activation system is retarded

upper flicker
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rip

spiral garden
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speaking of activation, someone decided it's a good idea to store keys for microsoft software used for education on a not-really private FTP server

woven otter
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z is stealing your keys

upper flicker
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nop

spiral garden
upper flicker
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lol

spiral garden
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keys galore

woven otter
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hmm

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how much are they worth it
estimate is fine

spiral garden
#

?

woven otter
cosmic raft
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I still have a valid Windows XP Pro serial

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:D

spiral garden
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there was a windows xp code that was so popular that it got on urbandictionary

woven otter
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well i wanted to sell those keys that's what I was trying to say FeelsBadMan

pulsar wigeon
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you guys realize OEM keys are re-used by the millions?

spiral garden
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OEM?

cosmic raft
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my key isn't an OEM key

pulsar wigeon
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didn't say yours is

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in general

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valid keys aren't rare

spiral garden
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don't OEM keys burn after they are used?

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i don't think I've been able to activate an OEM key more than once

cosmic raft
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they're baked into the bios now aren't they?

tropic flame
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why "still" have a valid key when your ISO already comes activated

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#yaarrrrrrr

spiral garden
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on laptops at least yes

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but you can still buy an OEM pack with the sticker and everything

pulsar wigeon
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pretty sure that's UEFI not BIOS but i don't quite remembers tbh

cosmic raft
#

same thing to me wiz

spiral garden
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anyways FPP/Retail keys can be activated a bunch of times before Microsoft blocks it

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and then a bunch more using their telephone activation system

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whereas OEM keys are one-use only and stick to the hardware

cosmic raft
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lol

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going through google drive stuff

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i have a spreadsheet

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with a single thing in it

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select table_schema 'db', sum(data_length + index_length) / 1024 / 1024 "size in mb" from information_schema.tables group by table_schema;
spiral garden
left yacht
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when a plugin does some funky shit

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(like creating 6000 threads)

pulsar wigeon
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what plugin is that

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🚮

cosmic raft
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1 thread per entity

upper flicker
spiral garden
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inb4 songoda

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jfc

normal echo
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viaversion???

left yacht
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wildstacker, we're trying to fix it with the author

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but this is pretty unacceptable

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what the fuck is it doing LUL

pulsar wigeon
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premiuum resource

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figures

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oh it's premium

limber knotBOT
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(((premium)))

upper flicker
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premium refers to the price, not the quality

pulsar wigeon
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premium, closed source resources are a great way to hide how shit your code is

cosmic raft
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hmmm

upper flicker
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people seem to miss that

limber knotBOT
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last time i tried premium resource it was spartan

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it was so utter trash had to create my own anticheat

cosmic raft
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"CraftBook 4 Implementation Progress"

pulsar wigeon
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meanwhile we have upstanding members of our community like nossr, who go premium open source so everyone can see how shit the code is :^)

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o boi

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sponge 🙃

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tbh it was never gonna be a good investment

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sponge only useful for mods

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and mods can do more already

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kashike do you have the old WG 5 one

cosmic raft
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no

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ah yes

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tf

spiral garden
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oh god 2008 r2 support ends next year

cosmic raft
upper flicker
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why couldnt it have been 2012

cosmic raft
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microsoft still runs 2012 R2 for stuff

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so they're behind too

upper flicker
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"tiles on the server everyone"

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winblows serbur

cosmic raft
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lmao

#
Features
* Resource pack which changes the font to Comic Sans
* Spigot forums account required to play. Simply visit site whilst logged in to get login code.
* Designed for people from the community to just chillax and have fun.
* Will be survival, however not ‘hardcore’. Features such as homes etc will be plentiful.
* Should always use experimental Spigot stuff (stucturesave disable, etc. for testing, 50 tps patch)
* StarterKit with crazy shit! (ENCHANTED pork LVL 20 knockback etc.)
* Idea: Maybe have something like TPC parkour map running on it? So players can jump around stuff and do funny shit maybe. idk: http://www.minecraftforum.net/topic/1652275-162eng%E4%B8%AD%E6%96%87%E6%97%A5%E6%9C%AC%E8%AA%9Eparkour-tpc-parkour-version-20/
* Obviously BungeeCord with epic portals to endless amounts of fun

Ranks
* Guest - Can view and chat.
* Member - Rank applied once code entered.


Payed real ranks
* $5 - Unban Pass (See Minecade) ←- LOLOL PLS. Someone forgot AdBlocker here!
* $5 - Dripper (Super OP god sword)
* $10 - Leaker (Set of enchanted armor)
* $15 - Stack of diamonds, 100 exp levels
* $15 - Stack of god apples
* $25 - Popper (Flying)
* $50 - Moderator
* $75 - Toilet Cleaner (/tp, /jump, /through)
* $100 - Splasher (Item Spawning)
* $250 - Fucking Broken (WorldEdit)
* $5000 - Admin (OP)
* $7500 - Owner (Everything)
* $10000 Plumber Crack (Ice Cold Shit) CONSOLE ACCESS!
* $100000000 - God of planet earth
#
Plugins
* LWC
* Spout (Once working) (Will probably turn into a render engine anyways… x.X)(In about 5-50 years)
* Essentials (Essentials, EssentialsSpawn, and EssentialsChat).
* CoreProtect
* NoCheatPlus, TestNCP (going to make a custom build for that) and EventMirror
* WorldGuard
* WorldEdit
* WorldBorder
* Auction plugin
* Permissions EX
* Minigames
* call of duty plugins and shit with guns pew pew pew and nazi zombies omg mlg proscope noscope 360 elite sniper quickscope
* double jump in the lobby, everyone has that now (This is a Spigot not a Bungee server?)
* hunger games
* survival games
* sky wars
* CrackShot
* sky block
* sky grid
* sky factions
* more sky plugins
* Libs HungerGames
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this document

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appreciated that

spiral garden
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thanks for the wall of text

upper flicker
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made the electron stutter

cosmic raft
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no problem

upper flicker
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gotta be more considerate

spiral garden
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also MS decided that 2012 and 2012 R2 are going to get their support cut off on the same date

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for some reason

upper flicker
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errr

cosmic raft
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they better move their own shit off 2012 R2 then

upper flicker
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early?

spiral garden
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no, later

upper flicker
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or are they extending 2012 to R2s darte?

spiral garden
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^

upper flicker
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err

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how many people never went to R2

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that its an issue

spiral garden
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a lot probably, since it's not a free upgrade

muted niche
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you should be on 2016 by now

spiral garden
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windows server 2016 takes an eternity and a half to apply updates, not sure if they did anything to fix that in 2019

upper flicker
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lol

muted niche
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2019 is already available too

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2016 updates do take a shit ton

upper flicker
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No one is hopping on 2019

cosmic raft
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well it says something that they haven't moved off 2012 R2 on some of their own stuff too

upper flicker
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still too early

cosmic raft
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lol

muted niche
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2012 R2 was super fast

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2016 who knows wtf they did

spiral garden
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my server still runs on 2012 r2

cosmic raft
muted niche
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I'm running a Hyper-V network so i have no choice but to upgrade for latest features

spiral garden
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that installation is fucked but i'm not planning to reinstall it any time soon

muted niche
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also you get a bunch of backup improvements with 2016

upper flicker
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fucking AD

cosmic raft
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not a fan of AD, Z?

upper flicker
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its fine

muted niche
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AD is very good 😃

upper flicker
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it's just the last reason to keep around a windows server

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which means theyll never ever ever port it anywhere

spiral garden
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didn't IBM say managing macs costs like 1/3th the cost of managing windows

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AD?

cosmic raft
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not the only

muted niche
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far more reason to keep around windows server than just AD

cosmic raft
#

active directory @static badge

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active directory

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yeah whatever that is

cosmic raft
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.g active directory domain services

muted niche
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if you are managing windows machines, you clearly want a windows server

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://docs.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/desktop/ad/active-directory-domain-services -- Active Directory Domain Services - Windows applications |...: "May 30, 2018 ... Microsoft Active Directory Domain Services are the foundation for distributed networks built on Windows 2000 Server, Windows Server..."

upper flicker
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"clearly" is only because of all the management tools built into AD and services

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so yes

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AD

spiral garden
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also I don't know what the hell is on one of the partitions

cosmic raft
#

recovery?

spiral garden
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definetely not

cosmic raft
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porn?

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all the times you fucked up cloning paper?

muted niche
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well those that aren't running windows server when user's are running Windows desktop OS's are just gimping themselves

upper flicker
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cloning paper on windows server

muted niche
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management wise

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problem z

upper flicker
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what do you hate yourself

spiral garden
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it's just misc files on there

upper flicker
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there are more effective ways of self harm

cosmic raft
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@muted niche at least Novell is dead now :P

muted niche
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oh god Novell was god awful

spiral garden
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i store a bunch of windows on that partition

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yeah like using linux

muted niche
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i mean it did the job but my god dont remind me

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disaster

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Windows NT days were NOT FUN

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"why doesn't this trash have capabilities to detect my cpu temp"

upper flicker
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I mean I havent had any linux servers get security updates that broke their network drivers and disconnected them from the environment

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ymmv

cosmic raft
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My school was using Novell still when I was in year 7

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I could give a rats ass about servers kappa

muted niche
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Windows Admins that never experienced Windows NT don't realize what we had to go through

cosmic raft
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moved to 2008 at the start of year 8

spiral garden
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windows seems to be smoking something again

cosmic raft
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why is software in caps

spiral garden
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idk i didn't make that folder

pulsar wigeon
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might be a link somewhere

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it's compressed?

pulsar wigeon
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or something

vivid oyster
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I need about 4 people or less to join me in making a bot for Discord Hack Week (java of course)

spiral garden
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i mean I expect it to be smaller because deduplication

cosmic raft
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yeah, might be a junction

spiral garden
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but 40kb is ridiculous

cosmic raft
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or whatever that's called in windows 10

spiral garden
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definetely not a link

cosmic raft
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.g windows 10 junction

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://superuser.com/questions/1020821/how-to-create-a-symbolic-link-on-windows-10 -- How to create a Symbolic Link on Windows 10? - Super User: "It seems like the junction command has been retired in Windows 10. You can download junction from Windows SysInternals (which is part of ..."

upper flicker
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junctions are ntfs

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I think windows has a name but I dont remember

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Id have to pull up the GPO that allows them to be made to see

austere fog
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windows should murder ntfs

cosmic raft
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New-Item -ItemType SymbolicLink -Path E:\Data\MyGames -Target "C:\users\UserName\MyGames"

upper flicker
#

and Im not going to do that

cosmic raft
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is the windows 10 way

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that's retarded

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thank god symbolic links themselves are retarded

spiral garden
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anyways that folder has shit that is super annoying to find

static badge
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change my mind

cosmic raft
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like what, @spiral garden?

spiral garden
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like that photoshop CS2 adobe gave for free a few months ago

upper flicker
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Powershell is miles better than CMD so Im happy for that

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but as far as them porting it to linux and shit eh

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did they port it to linux

upper flicker
#

yes

cosmic raft
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screenshot the inside of the directory? :P

static badge
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as far as I'm aware powershell is that PIECE OF SHIT that took up the "open command line here"

upper flicker
#

Its still absolutely not competitive with python

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which is what I'd use literally everywhere else

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python is the only way to script

spiral garden
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i mean you wouldn't see much since it's in a bunch of subfolders

pulsar wigeon
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pretty sure that's an option somewhere leaf

spiral garden
#

also most of it is proprietary software that isn't even on the internet

upper flicker
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think they took it away and it pissed people off

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bash gives me cancer, batch is even worse, and powershell is unknown to me

upper flicker
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probably a registry key somewhere

cosmic raft
#

boooo

upper flicker
#

bash is fine

spiral garden
#

but let me tell you

upper flicker
#

powershell is ... not python which I wish they had just used

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but whatever

spiral garden
#

this thing was a fucking NIGHTMARE to find

upper flicker
#

its lightyears mega mile decades better than fucking cmd

cosmic raft
#

for the HP T200?

spiral garden
#

yeah, HP decided it's a good idea to delete all their drivers for that device

cosmic raft
#

heh

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guess I'm just a gui skrub after all :>

spiral garden
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making it impossible to run if you don't have the driver

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had to call a guy from another town in the end to send me the driver

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still fucking pissed about that

odd latch
spiral garden
#

also they decided to lock ProLiant Service Pack behind a service agreement

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thanks 😃

cosmic raft
#

of course they did

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it's hp

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all their downloads are annoying as shit to find

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.g hp universal print driver pcl6 download

limber knotBOT
cosmic raft
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that one was actually surprisingly easy

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except the random "what country" 2 clicks in

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that url sucks

limber knotBOT
#
#

(Amaranth) xkcd: Stack (21 June 2019)

gleaming smelt
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hey guys, i need someone to develop some custom plugins for me, i will pay you. DM me

stiff yarrow
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I'd do it if the price is right PES5_Clown

muted niche
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@acoustic pilot around?

gleaming smelt
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@stiff yarrow deal

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DM me

woven otter
#

@upper flicker you made the irc bridge right?

cosmic raft
#

yes

upper flicker
#

yes

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has the bridge fallen again?

woven otter
#

how did you deal with @everyone

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few if statements

upper flicker
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I literally have a filter that replaces it

cosmic raft
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replace with "at-everyone"

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same with here

limber knotBOT
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at-everyone

woven otter
#

oh

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thought you can escape it somehow

upper flicker
#

because it is the one thing discord is super over eager to parse

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everyone and here it gets super eager for

static badge
#

welcome to string exploits part 1

upper flicker
#

everything else has to be explicitly replaced with a special mention tag thing

static badge
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"we'll parse strings it'll be ok"

woven otter
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oh okay tanks

upper flicker
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there might be some smart way to escape it

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but I just wanted it done

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I wonder how much garbage exploits have been made by the stupid idea of parsing strings

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strings in general suck fat dick

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wasn't there some guy who made a privilege escalation exploit on linux because some dumbass c-string handling wrote a single byte over

woven otter
#

lol

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that's funny

static badge
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should re-write strings

stiff yarrow
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a buttload of SQL exploits at least

woven otter
#

how much info leaked because of string parsing lol

wide hazel
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remember that race condition in MySQL server recently that allowed anyone to log in as root if they just kept trying with any random password?

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fun times

woven otter
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lol managed to tag random github users by mentioning @here and @everyone in the commit message

fluid sage
strange bane
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Anyone on macOS?

woven otter
#

tags ecat

upper flicker
#

tags duck boi

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@strange bane wut up babe u down

golden gust
#

MacOS is best os

strange bane
woven otter
#

I thought you were on arch taco boi

upper flicker
#

Im on all of em

fallen oracle
#

Did simple change his name?

woven otter
#

how does that work

strange bane
#

Fixed clipping and FPS, does it apply properly to Safari too?

upper flicker
#

that runs so much fucking nicer

pulsar wigeon
#

works flawlessly in firefox

upper flicker
#

lemme see safari

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oh its buttery

woven otter
upper flicker
#

no more clipping either

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all looks good

strange bane
#

Awesome! ❤ Really glad to hear that, canvas really wasn't working out.

fallen oracle
#

Weird must be mobile.

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What's the loading page for?

strange bane
#

My portfolio.

fallen oracle
#

Ahh

upper flicker
#

it runs so smooth you can post it to r/pcmasterrace and rant about 60fps

fallen oracle
#

Link it

strange bane
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xD

fallen oracle
#

@void void Where you at

strange bane
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No, my portfolio has my real details on it, also, it's still in development so not hosted anywhere.

fallen oracle
#

Bro I meant link the loading

upper flicker
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he posted above

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its just an html file

strange bane
#

^

fallen oracle
#

I'm on mobile

upper flicker
#

well then youre screwed

strange bane
#

Oh.

fallen oracle
#

Man

#

@void void they are bullying me

upper flicker
#

sec

strange bane
#

After Effects didn't crash a single time making that BTW, it's a miracle.

fallen oracle
#

Where is that dude smh

upper flicker
fallen oracle
#

I'm making juicy steaks tonight and he's going to miss it

#

Ooo that's cool

strange bane
#

tyvm

woven otter
#

woah that loading screen looks nice

strange bane
#

Also tyvm 😄

fallen oracle
#

Why does it spike cpu so much

strange bane
#

Not the worst usage for me.

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Oh, yeah, it'll be rendering at 144FPS.

#

I bet that looks great.

#

I'm amazed it's multi-threaded.

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xD

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how hard is it to perform an animation monkaMEGA

strange bane
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It would probably use less CPU if it was a canvas.

pale verge
brazen barn
#

Anywhere I can subscribe for notifications (email or Discord or whatever) for new Paper releases?

I updated to 96 a few days ago and I look and we're all the way up to 105 already and I was completely unaware until that moment.

I don't like that.

fallen oracle
#

I don't see why we don't have a specific channel for the message of new paper releases

unreal quarry
#

gotta keep those 3 irc users in the loop too 😉

fallen oracle
#

Lol

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) COIN - Crash My Car (Lyric Video) - length 3m 10s - 5,403 likes, 18 dislikes (99.7%) - 51,624 views - COIN on 2019.06.13

cosmic raft
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found this

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lol

fallen oracle
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Lol

void void
fallen oracle
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@void void

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Where u bene

void void
#

Having a life for once

fallen oracle
#

Bro I'm making steaks

void void
#

pics

austere fog
#

^

fallen oracle
void void
#

thats a sexy steak

fallen oracle
#

Bleh I don't have my SSH keys on my phone yet, I was going to upload a video.

void void
#

sux 4 yew

#

i went to try to fix my bike and the back tire is just utterly fucked

#

so I need to order a new tire and tube

acoustic basin
#

hey i think i know a working dupe

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dont think its paper spacific

#

Oh @meager perch i do know

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just run buildtools

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you just do buildtools lol

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pre4?

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do --rev latest

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i beleve

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let me see

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-REV 1.14-pre5

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or pre4 whateve ru want

void void
#

hyperthink......

acoustic basin
#

???

strange bane
#

Anyone know an equation to fill a rectangle using a circle that has an offset? 😛

#

Oh wait, the source code is really simple nevermind.

static badge
#

what

void void
#

yeah i was just about to flame you for that

pulsar wigeon
#

wtf does that even mean

void void
#

not a single file more than 200 lines

pulsar wigeon
#

fill a rectangle using a circle that has an offset

void void
#

and only 3 files

strange bane
#

Ripple effect like material does.

pulsar wigeon
#

oic

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ripple from a location to the bounds of the shape

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you can click outside it too

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probably just masked

strange bane
#

Dang it, the browser lags when you do that to the full screen with 3 circles.

fallen oracle
#

I wonder when discord will support mp4 files

strange bane
#

It doesn't?

fallen oracle
#

Sending through mobile*

#

When sent through mobile iirc it just shows the file

strange bane
#

Oh. It also doesn't understand jfif is a jpeg.

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Ah, but if I use a canvas, the browser doesn't lag. 😄

fallen oracle
void void
#

that's the sound of freedom grilling

fallen oracle
#

Ikr

#

Making potatoes now

static badge
#

that's not a potatoe

acoustic pilot
#

Damn, I love JimFS. Way better than trying to mock NIO Files with PowerMock

fallen oracle
#

These are some thick steaks

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fallen oracle
#

Just tasted it, dear lord, this might be the best steak

woven otter
#

damn looks good

void void
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lol i read jimfs as like "Jim's Filesystem" not "Java In-Memory FS"

fallen oracle
#

It kept all the juice inside

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We seared them

void void
#

thats marshmallow on top not frosting

cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Stranger Things 3 | Final Trailer | Netflix - length 2m 58s - 414,135 likes, 4,449 dislikes (98.9%) - 7,860,039 views - Netflix on 2019.06.21

void void
#

havent even watched any of that whatsoever

wide hazel
cosmic raft
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comes out july 4th @void void

merry talon
#

you really have a grilling app

fallen oracle
#

Ayy you got it @wide hazel

wide hazel
#

Indeed!

#

Fucking awesome

void void
#

sweep is just confused because all he eats is instant noodles

fallen oracle
#

Finished product

wide hazel
#

Perfectly temped everything

merry talon
#

not a big fan of instant noodles

#

I'm more of a microwave mac and cheese guy

void void
#

even worse

fallen oracle
#

Oh gosh

#

It's so juicy

#

@sturdy fulcrum We making these in 3 weeks?

cosmic raft
#

lmao

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) 100+ MPH 2019 Dash Cam Police Chase in Cleveland, Ohio - Woman Was "Late for Work" - length 7m 43s - 11,795 likes, 1,558 dislikes (88.3%) - 2,466,593 views - WRB on 2019.03.29

cosmic raft
#

that description

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she must have a very important job

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butterfly decorator or something

fallen oracle
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Ikr

wide hazel
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She's late, she's late, for a very important date

fallen oracle
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I blame @unreal quarry for getting us addicted to car crash videos.

cosmic raft
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^

fallen oracle
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My family literally sat and watched it for 2 hours today while cleaning up around the house

void void
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Damn this chick is fucking retarded

fallen oracle
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@wide hazel where's the pics

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oh she wasnt actually late for work, that's just the title

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okay lmao

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she just a bitch

wide hazel
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There's yer pics

void void
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is that turnip in th ere

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or

fallen oracle
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What about the salmon

cosmic raft
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and people wonder why i don't want to drive

wide hazel
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No turnips

void void
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what are the purple/blackened things

cosmic raft
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lemons

wide hazel
void void
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that is cursed language kash

cosmic raft
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no

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asparagus is what is the cursed language

wide hazel
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Lol

cosmic raft
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i'd kick egg, but i don't know if he has an invite handy

void void
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kash these postcards come with bookmarks but im not paying extra to get a larger envelope to fit them while attached so im separating the bitches and using a normal envelope

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suck it

wide hazel
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I don't :(

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Mobile

cosmic raft
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you've broken my heart simple

void void
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you can have the bookmarks just dont get the pleasure of rip rip

cosmic raft
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oh ok

vestal jasper
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I think some dude just uploaded a server jar for every single version from 1.8 to 1.14 onto github

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mfw

wide hazel
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Asparagus takes on the flavors you give it. Clearly you have not had good asparagus :P

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I used to hate it too

vestal jasper
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wonder how secure those are

vestal jasper
cosmic raft
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link

vestal jasper
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mfw

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the least they can do

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is get the capitals right

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SkyBlock

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Wait, is that the people trying to copy us to "Make a better skybounds"? x'D

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@vestal jasper they just exchanged one bad practice with another

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Their group name is even similiar

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x'D

wide hazel
vestal jasper
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dead link

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Not dead.

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Private, I was just showing the similarity