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vestal jasper
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yeah a lil

stiff yarrow
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aw thanks spotted PES_Love

merry talon
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how much you guys reckon md makes from donations aPES_Sip

vestal jasper
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more than $5

stiff yarrow
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not that much

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ur welcome

stiff yarrow
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you can literally see the donos

austere ivy
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@vestal jasper I see your ea meme now

merry talon
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don't think you can donate to paper

stiff yarrow
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you can

austere ivy
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Vic please get an avatar.

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yeah you can

austere ivy
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The cat is very cute but..

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hey nossr mind doxxing the paypal email again

vestal jasper
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i have one

merry talon
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where

vestal jasper
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it's my cat

stiff yarrow
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I've donated to paper paypal a few times PES_Happy

austere ivy
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You need a brand peepoJuice

vestal jasper
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I think I donated to paper paypal once

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never donated to spigot tho

austere ivy
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Yay ^-^

stiff yarrow
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I donate to people who do useful things in my life

austere ivy
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I make nossr happy that's why he gives me nossr monies PES_Happy

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stiff yarrow
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I live to bring joy into Brian's life

cosmic raft
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me doubt

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I fucking swear

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I can't tell the difference between my colour and yours kash

stiff yarrow
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are you color blind spotted

cosmic raft
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totally different colours

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it does not look like that client side

stiff yarrow
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either that or your monitor is trash

cosmic raft
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that's your client then

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might be lighting + white theme

cosmic raft
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white theme

stiff yarrow
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white theme is some spin

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yes it is white theme and lighting

cosmic raft
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dark theme is bae

void void
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o ye this compact format is very irc-esque me likey

cosmic raft
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and also

stiff yarrow
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and how does your nickname look on discord mobile spotted?

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lemme check

merry talon
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they look completely different on light theme too

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????

stiff yarrow
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this is when spotted learns his monitors color accuracy is dogshit

cosmic raft
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so bright

stiff yarrow
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or that hes color blind

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Different

cosmic raft
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they're different on the white theme too

merry talon
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yeah I think discord light theme is intentionally awful

cosmic raft
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your eyes are just trash

merry talon
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no one with eyes designed it

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but this has only occured recently monkaMEGA

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my eyes probably are trash

vestal jasper
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the paper donation link's reason automates to PaperSpigot

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@vestal jasper [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

austere ivy
vestal jasper
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nice jet plane

stiff yarrow
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PaperSpigot

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@stiff yarrow [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

cosmic raft
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your laptop sounds like a plane taking off

austere ivy
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in terms of heat

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what

austere ivy
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it is one, too

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now I can see the difference clearly

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what the fuck is this

merry talon
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will record my take off tomorrow

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is discord trolling me

merry talon
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to compare

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are my eyes retarded

cosmic raft
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your eyes are

merry talon
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ur eyes are trolling you

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no this must be discord

austere ivy
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lol with white mode it is still decently easy to compare

cosmic raft
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huh that's new on netflix

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that style

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of display

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what the fuck I restarted and it

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ok gimme a fat fucking second

cosmic raft
austere ivy
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Relax your language.

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u relax

vestal jasper
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what's the title?

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I can't see it

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it's a little dark

austere ivy
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I am relaxed ☺

stiff yarrow
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don't do drugs brian

austere ivy
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I won't nossr.

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I have cocadas, they're basically the same thing here in Colombia.

ancient bolt
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alright good progress on paperd

vestal jasper
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noss why do you have a snowman

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it's summer time

ancient bolt
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message queues are fully working for paperd -> PaperMC

pulsar wigeon
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because it's the holy symbol of mojang's LVT

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:^)

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yeah I swear this name is blue

austere ivy
cosmic raft
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your name is not blue leaf

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lol

austere ivy
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They look something like that but.. much better.

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Those don't look very appealing.

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I can't tell the diff between mine and urs

austere ivy
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I swear they're laced with cocaine but they're.. not.

merry talon
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paperd is still going monka

austere ivy
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They're made from like a family bakery.

cosmic raft
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here let me help

vestal jasper
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leaf ur actually retardrd

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wtf is going on here

stiff yarrow
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what is 'paperd'

austere ivy
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I bet they'd be like "Yup, oh, well we just add a little white magic powder to this, that's our special ingredient!"

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Then we're like "what's the white magic powder where do you get it?"

cosmic raft
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there

austere ivy
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they're like "oh we just get it from the drug cartel down the street! maybe it's special flour!"

void void
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paperd = paper daemon

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you made it black

void void
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dumdum

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I guess it's not blue anymore

stiff yarrow
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kuroneko Pog

cosmic raft
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now i'll change it back to the purple

austere ivy
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Until that day when I know it has cocaine in it, I continue to eat these pieces of heaven.

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a

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still looks similar

vestal jasper
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leaf

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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

ancient bolt
cosmic raft
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deal with it

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like it's not blue but it's close

cosmic raft
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or switch to the dark theme

merry talon
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paperd is for people who want to be better than tmux but cant be assed to set up a panel I guess

void void
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kash can server boosters be dark red instead of pink i'll mail ur postcards on monday if u do it

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ill include more than 2 postcards

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like it looks fine on the user list

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or does it

stiff yarrow
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server daemon monkaGIGA

merry talon
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have you thought about screenshotting it.....

cosmic raft
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it can be something other than pink, but if you don't give me proof that it was mailed i'll change it back

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let me find a colour

merry talon
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wait paperd is rust monkaGiga

void void
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ok i'll get a tracking # for u <3

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hold on lemme pull some screenshots

merry talon
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// This shouldn't happen

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ah yes

cosmic raft
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there

void void
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test

austere ivy
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throw new Exception("This shouldn't happen.");

void void
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oh HECK yes

austere ivy
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SIMPLE I NEED THAT.

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it doesn't look different

austere ivy
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Where do I get that?

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oh thats' nitro

void void
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boost the server you noob

austere ivy
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That's a very cool color where do I how do I.

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I DO

void void
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sux for u then

cosmic raft
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no you don't

cosmic raft
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you boost mcmmo

merry talon
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HYPERLUL mcmmo

ancient bolt
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the Paper side

void void
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k kash post offices are closed but i'll mail em

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monday

austere ivy
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I'm already boosting mcmmo :(

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Can't betray the nossr that's just how the game works sorry.

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I might be able to be bribed with some certain staff member taking off a certain role for me but who knows.

cosmic raft
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.remind -d -w 105923848263753728 2d check if @void void mailed them, and if not revert nitro booster role colour

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DiscordBot: Reminder set for 2 days from now.

cosmic raft
void void
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:3

austere ivy
ancient bolt
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pretty sure paper readily trumps mcmmo in terms of everything

cosmic raft
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@ancient bolt that's a fair amount of code

austere ivy
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DemonWav is there anything in particular you would like for christmas?

ancient bolt
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so like why would you boost it instead of us?

austere ivy
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Well let's see here.

ancient bolt
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@cosmic raft it's a decent amount. Trying to do a proper impl i guess

cosmic raft
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Is it worth moving that to a separate library and including it in the JAR? Might be re-usable

austere ivy
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  1. Nossr is a very fine person, he seems very level-headed and not mean to me or anyone unnecessarily.
merry talon
ancient bolt
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I don't understand your question

austere ivy
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  1. Nossr gives me nossr monies in the form of patreon monies (basically nossr monies)
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  1. Nossr gave me Nitro so seems like I should give him the boost.
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Fair trade.

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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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does brian have a sugardaddy

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should we be worried

cosmic raft
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Is it worth moving that class, minus the Bukkit-specific things, to a separate repo + library, so that it can be re-used in other applications?

ancient bolt
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uhh

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maybe

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would be nicer to maintain than patches

cosmic raft
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yeah

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and it's pretty generic

ancient bolt
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idk if other MC servers would want to

merry talon
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you must be reinventing the wheel

ancient bolt
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but other servers could fork it and paperd for their own things

merry talon
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that must already be a thing

stiff yarrow
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@ancient bolt glad to see you doing dope shit again HmmCoffeeSmile

cosmic raft
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proxies etc could take use of it probably

ancient bolt
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I'm using UNIX System V message queues

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that shit has been around since before I was born

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not really reinventing the wheel

austere ivy
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kashike what do you want for Christmas?

cosmic raft
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uhhh

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lots

ancient bolt
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@cosmic raft I am using guava and fastutil though, so a separate library impl would be less nice code 😦

cosmic raft
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nothing saying you can't depend on those really

ancient bolt
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a small library like that with heavy deps like that would be bad taste imo

merry talon
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reinventing the wheel by writing your own daemon lol

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not sure how you gathered that the system calls were what I was talking about

stiff yarrow
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sweepy 🙄

cosmic raft
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imo who cares, if they want to use the library they can deal with it

austere ivy
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Nossr what do you want for christmas?

cosmic raft
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it's not 1990 with dialup

ancient bolt
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I don't really get what part of this is reinventing the wheel. This daemon is built specifically for paper / minecraft

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a "generic" daemon wouldn't work

merry talon
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I dont see any features that are specific to this though

stiff yarrow
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Sweepy is literally fulfilling the stereotype of "never write something someone else has written hurr durr"

ancient bolt
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and by work I mean it wouldn't have the functionality that I wanted from this

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nossr

merry talon
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but idk I skimmed over it

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nossr ur literally fulfilling the stereotype of oversimplification to a retarded level

cosmic raft
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@austere ivy I want a bicycle and a scooter basically

ancient bolt
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I don't really care

austere ivy
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Oh sweet that's what I was planning on!

ancient bolt
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it's good code and it's working well and I think it's a good project

austere ivy
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I might give you an electric scooter but I dunno

ancient bolt
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and some people may even find it useful

austere ivy
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those things get old and are hard to transpot.

ancient bolt
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

austere ivy
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transport

cosmic raft
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not electric

austere ivy
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Yeah I'll give you a good razer one

stiff yarrow
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I for one endorse doing things yourself when its reasonable as a learning experience if nothing else

merry talon
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I didn't tell him to stop what he's doing

ancient bolt
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20-ish hours of work so far, so it's not trivial, that much is true

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ah yes

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webdevs: use library for everything

stiff yarrow
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well it seemed like you were trying to dissuade him for misguided sweepy level reasons from my pov PES5_Clown

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even if (n % 2 == 0)

cosmic raft
merry talon
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ur pov is always a dumpster fire we've established that

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ur a dumpster

stiff yarrow
cosmic raft
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i like this song

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listen to it and see what you think nossr

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:D

stiff yarrow
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Sweepy you're basically in a contest with Jan for whos more obnoxious and you might even be winning which might be the first positive thing I could say about you

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alright kash

merry talon
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if you're talking about the jan I think you are

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wtf is wrong with your head

stiff yarrow
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(DiscordBot) We Love Katamari Soundtrack - Everlasting Love (Song 6) - length 4m 46s - 1,802 likes, 21 dislikes (98.8%) - 250,816 views - Aubrey Mckenzie on 2008.10.13

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I AM BEING TROLLED IT'S DIFFERENT

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IT'S THE CLIENT

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god

ancient bolt
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tf

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oh my god

ancient bolt
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do you not use the compact view?

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no

cosmic raft
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@stiff yarrow I got 2 minutes in and I had to stop

stiff yarrow
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sorry I listen to upbeat stuff mostly

cosmic raft
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heh

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what did you think of the one i linked

stiff yarrow
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its good

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I think it's the anti-aliasing

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ancient bolt
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yeah that looks like bad aliasing

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get better monitors + a better OS

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(DiscordBot) Interstellaria - Interstellaria is a real time space-exploration sim and crew management... - Adventure, Indie, RPG, Simulation, Strategy - released 17 Jul, 2015 - $9.99

stiff yarrow
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reminds me of FTL soundtrack

cosmic raft
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55 songs for that game

ancient bolt
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welp that's enough for me, got an early day tomorrow gn

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(DiscordBot) FTL OST - Rockmen - length 3m 32s - 793 likes, 4 dislikes (99.5%) - 58,462 views - Darkozric79 on 2012.09.16

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what's even causing the aliasing to switch back and forth tf

cosmic raft
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I think I've heard this before pufferfish_thinking

merry talon
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does compact change the font size?

cosmic raft
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dunno

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no

merry talon
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how do you know

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it could be like 1 pixel

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I can tell

merry talon
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ur just a smoothbrain

merry talon
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idk how that became ur go to insult

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smooth brain means more matter

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it's a meme

stiff yarrow
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sweepy

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🤦

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actually below Jan

merry talon
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explain

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you can face palm at people all day

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doesnt actually mean anything

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sweepy

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ur just retarded

stiff yarrow
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(DiscordBot) The Toxic Avenger - Make this Right (from Furi original soundtrack) - length 5m 49s - 29,318 likes, 566 dislikes (98.1%) - 4,074,880 views - G4F Records on 2016.07.05

merry talon
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ur a furry thus inherently retarded

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i dont show any outward signs of it

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sweepy ur literally bronze

merry talon
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good 1

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no it's not good

vestal jasper
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do most players have auto completion disabled

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or are they too dumb to realise it exists

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both

vestal jasper
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How do I check my playtime
When the command is literally /playtime

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imma go tell ur users ur trashtalking them elsewhere

vestal jasper
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Like you type /p and it's in the first place of results

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first pace

vestal jasper
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ur retarded

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ur retarded

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leaf

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vic

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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

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if I had two remaining braincells
and one of them was dying let's say
and you offered to lend me one of yours
not only would I reject that offer but I'd be surprised you'd offer your last remaining braincell
u fuking retard

pulsar wigeon
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why don't you guys both just exchange a braincell

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you'll learn a lot from each other

vestal jasper
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that'd be a downgrade

cosmic raft
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they don't have any to exchange

vestal jasper
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he barely has a second braincell

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barely

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do you even know how many I have

vestal jasper
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are you retarded

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no

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VicariousToday at 9:26 PM
he barely has a second braincell

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the question was rhetorical

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of course u don't u retard

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and given it flew over ur head it's proof ur retarded

vestal jasper
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sorry that I don't speak retard

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u only speak cancer I know

austere ivy
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brain cells

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retrieve themes

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the hecking tax rate for brain cells is too high ever since the day you are working on it

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please no more brain cell ransom hostage the gas is rhetorically disease causing and to some time in the future a lot of time and the future of the earth is time so no more ransom for money or money for hostage because it isn’t okay to be a part of it

merry talon
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austere ivy
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Never mind you all aren’t enlightened enough to understand what you do quickly what do it do you mean the. See you folks.

merry talon
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this is bait

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ur bait

merry talon
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thats also bait'

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sweepy ur retarded

merry talon
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more bait

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not taking it

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u sure

merry talon
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yes

austere ivy
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Stop being so bad haha is the day you get to the pool and then I can get you something

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Okay bye for real lol haha was a great day

void void
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lol haha

gleaming smelt
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anyone know why when i do/give faio (item) it gives me an

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Error: Null

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for every item to

merry talon
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no way to know with that info

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which plugins are you using?

void void
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and which server version (/version)

gleaming smelt
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version 1.12.2 spigot

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heres my plugins

merry talon
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uh.. you're in the wrong place then

gleaming smelt
void void
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"spigot"

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Go to Spigot support.

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Or use Paper.

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Then we'll help you if it still happens.

gleaming smelt
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oof

stiff yarrow
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coming into a paper discord asking for spigot help monkaGIGA

gleaming smelt
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switched to paper, fuck spigot

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thank you for showing me the light

merry talon
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I dont understand why you were in here if you didn't know of paper

gleaming smelt
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friend invited me.

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im new to the server dev stuff

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im dumb

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but my friend showed me the light

cosmic raft
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@acoustic pilot

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nom

merry talon
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product of USA

red lichen
cosmic raft
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you try finding things not from the usa

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it's hard

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i get products made in canada where i can

warm owl
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yeah canada 🇨🇦

stiff yarrow
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I get products made in weebland when I can PES5_Clown

sturdy fulcrum
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@stiff yarrow I wasn’t trying to start a shitshow just express my opinion on the threat of banning. Seems a bit harsh if you ask me

stiff yarrow
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what was harsh

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context sir

sturdy fulcrum
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The threat to ban people over something petty

stiff yarrow
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was there some prior incident that lead to that post, because without context it seemed like you were making a big deal out of something that didn't seem like a real problem

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that's my 2 cents

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2 cents?

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cheap bastard

acoustic pilot
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but it's a nice surprise to get 2 cents when u only asked for a penny for ur thoughts

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allow me to up the ante with 3 cents and say ban everyone an let god sort them out

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I'd take bad bug reports over bad PMs any day

cosmic raft
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bribes @stiff yarrow to write javadocs for kashike

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javadocs 4 wat

cosmic raft
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things

olive garden
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Is electroniccat asleep at this time?

merry talon
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.wa time in uk

limber knotBOT
olive garden
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right, he's from the UK

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then I will hide

olive garden
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can they read Kevin Mitnick: The art of deception instead?

limber knotBOT
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that feeling when you're doing a really easy paper

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but you are so sick and tired of it you can't do good progress

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lol, EA doesn't have loot boxes in their games anymore, they have surprise mechanics

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I don't rob people anymore, I have surprise sleepovers at their places

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surprise sleepover doesn't sound like robbery :P

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they never do until the surprise shotgun and the surprise uhaul truck show up

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then people get to go on a surprise holiday

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can you guess what the location of the holiday is

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surprise holiday is what you go on if they weren't surprised enough

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well that's not wrong either

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you know what they say, they take one of yours to the hospital, you take one of theirs to a surprise scuba diving lesson

cosmic raft
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lmao this comment on this video

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“I can’t afford the ambulance”
“Can I pray for you?”

Damn America is a weird place
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DO NOT PRAY FOR ME

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unless you're praying to Odin

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I do not want you praying to gods of weaker religions

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so boys

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I'm in the danger zone

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I have to turn in this paper

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and the professor refused to say how long it should be

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(DiscordBot) Old WhItE GuY MuRdErS YoUnG BlAcK MaN : PeopleFuckingDying - 492 comments, 46,440 points - raknor88, 1y ago

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grampa was just never the same once he started doing lds

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I am highly tempted to turn in this 2.5 page long paper as my final work for this

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add a little smidge of clever formatting and BAM this is now a 5 page long paper

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SHIP IT

merry talon
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you're really struggling with that paper eh

limber knotBOT
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this is paper

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uh

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24/25

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maybe more

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I am so done with all of this garbage

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I literally have them stacked up high waiting for the grade to drop so I can go burn them

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one more translation followed by writing one last powerpoint presentation and I am donesky

scenic wasp
cosmic raft
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hi yive

ornate spindle
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punching an anvil to repair stuff is an mcmmo thing right?

cosmic raft
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yes

ornate spindle
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guess I have to disable it then, seems to be giving players thousands in xp

native thunder
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stiff yarrow
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@ornate spindle punching? no

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mcMMO has no benefit to punching an anvil

void void
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add it nossr u useless weeb

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:(

woven otter
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yes you have to punch iron blocks

ornate spindle
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hmm either my players are calling iron blocks anvils or I have no idea wtf plugin is adding it to standard anvils

stiff yarrow
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the only thing mcMMO gives is Repair XP for right clicking on an Iron Block

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doesn't give vanilla XP

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mcMMO doesn't even do anything with the vanilla anvil

native thunder
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I think you're lying

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Who do you think you are

stiff yarrow
native thunder
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🏆

stiff yarrow
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going to sleep HmmCoffeeSmile

woven otter
native thunder
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No you aren't. Don't lie

void void
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good god i need to sleep

cosmic raft
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No @void void

olive garden
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What is it there? 4-5 am?

cosmic raft
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2:06am here

olive garden
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then you still have time

void void
#

same time kash

merry talon
#

did they make google results bigger

#

or is it just me

#

I keep thinking I'm zoomed in with chrome

void void
#

i went and it looked normal and then ctrl+0 and it actually got smaller

#

:L

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so i guess i was zoomed in already

#

looks normal to me

merry talon
#

weird

void void
#

or bigger

merry talon
#

I guess that is the same

#

but I've been using google for like my whole life and everything suddenly looks bigger to me

#

am I going crazy

void void
#

maybe you went back in time and inadvertently created a paradox and the space-time police killed your double and you took his place but they flashed your memory and now you're confused

merry talon
void void
wide chasm
#

That definitely sounds like the most likely solution.

#

Not solution, you know what I mean, can't find the word.

merry talon
#

explanation

wide chasm
#

That

void void
#

I think we are all in desperate need of sleep

merry talon
#

indeed

wide chasm
#

I just woke up

woven otter
#

you're right

#

even when it's 12PM

merry talon
#

another reason I think I'm going crazy: cloudflare caches exes now?

void void
woven otter
merry talon
#

I have a Cache Everything page rule

#

but I didn't think it would literally cache everything

#

for obvious reasons

void void
#

Cloudflare: "hell ye we cache that shit"

merry talon
void void
#

HELLLLL YE WE CACHE THAT SHIT

merry talon
#

dont tell netflix

void void
#

netflix: "fuck you want bitch we aint caching SHIT for yo stank ASS"

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Making an artificial sweetener from Tylenol and pee | Edible Chem - length 18m 50s - 9,437 likes, 120 dislikes (98.7%) - 288,938 views - NileRed on 2017.12.15

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Extracting Lidocaine from Anal Lubricant - length 10m 53s - 21,605 likes, 494 dislikes (97.8%) - 964,804 views - NileRed on 2015.12.23

void void
woven otter
#

love the start of that video

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Extracting Lidocaine from Anal Lubricant - length 10m 53s - 21,605 likes, 494 dislikes (97.8%) - 964,804 views - NileRed on 2015.12.23

void void
#

shake it vigorously

merry talon
#

btw the http head method is god tier

#

I kept redirecting stuff to /dev/null until I remembered about that

worn ember
#

🤔

rigid oasis
#

Hello?

woven otter
#

Hello from the other side

acoustic pilot
#

ur all smell bad lol

woven otter
#

@acoustic pilot no u

acoustic pilot
#

Dammit, you can't mock Class in Mockito

#

Need to do some reflection mocking

#

So need to be able to return a mocked Method to test its inputs

limber knotBOT
#

huh this is the first time I've seen the term "couched" used

cosmic gorge
#

Boys I have made a scientific discovery

static badge
#

weeaboos are retarded

cosmic gorge
#

Turns out eating 3 kg worth of fruit salad is not great for your tummy

#

In other news I am taking shitposting to a brand new height

static badge
#

so I was correct

cosmic gorge
#

I swear I've already shat out more than what went in

#

That just doesn't seem right

woven otter
#

shitposting Kappa

acoustic pilot
#

Fruits are high in fiber, so obviously lol

#

Probably will be a satisfying series of shits, though

limber knotBOT
#

the first three were

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now? not so much

cosmic gorge
#

Can confirm am still shitposting

#

Send help

void void
lunar wind
woven otter
#

no help for you

heady spear
#

Serves you right

native forum
spiral garden
#

o

#

mcstats works at the moment

limber knotBOT
#

lived like I died

#

shitposting

#

press F

woven otter
#

B

strange bane
#

What do you guys think?

pulsar wigeon
#

inb4 virus

strange bane
#

lol no, it's just an SVG animation.

pulsar wigeon
#

it's a load of minified js :^)

#

looks like a good place to split in malicious code

strange bane
#

It's JavaScript, can't really be malicious.

#

It has some clipping issues, Firefox keeps up 60 so easily whereas Chrome struggles a bit.

tropic flame
#

ofc, everyone knows Firefox is the king

#

runs

strange bane
#

Well, they both have clipping issues. 😛 But I don't know if that's my fault or not.

void void
#

anyone happens to know where's .cfg file format spec defined what Valve games use?

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e.g cs:go, garry's mod, half-life 1/2 etc.

finite wave
#

Which spec

void void
#

the .cfg file format

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autoexec.cfg for example

finite wave
#

Meh

void void
#

wait, valve forked quake engine at some point so i suppose that is from there thonk

static badge
#

it executes commands

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literally that's all

tropic flame
void void
#

... hence it's also called autoexec.cfg

#

lmao

old badge
#

lol

heady spear
#

lol

fallen oracle
#

Morning

robust quest
acoustic pilot
#

Nice

#

Now turn that into a lot of money that's actually worth it

#

If $100 is the best they can do, doesn't sound like it's that important 😃

robust quest
#

Who’s “they”?

acoustic pilot
#

The market

robust quest
#

The general community that uses Paper, 98% of which would probably never pay a dime to anything? 😂

woven otter
#

paper needs patreon or something

acoustic pilot
#

No, the market, the part of the community that actually generates revenue.

#

Clearly not a strong enough demand if $100 is the best offer 😄

robust quest
#

Most probably see that fund and would like to hasten anti-X-ray, but probably feel it will be added back anyway so pushing it with money isn’t worth it.

acoustic pilot
#

That's too bad, because $100 is a pitifully small amount of money in most of the first world for anyone to actually look at that patch 😛

#

It's not an easy fix

robust quest
#

I hope it goes higher 🤷‍♀️

static badge
#

the patch looks simple

heady spear
#

Anything less than $16.5/h is not worth it imo

#

how many hours would the patch require?

static badge
#

I inspected it and my concerns are only "lol packet format change" and "lol chunk system changes"

acoustic pilot
#

Nobody wants to touch chunk packets either lol

static badge
#

the last one is minor, the former would require a little bit more

robust quest
#

I would guess 3 hours for someone who knew what they were doing. So $100/3 = $33/hour.

static badge
#

it's not too hard really

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iirc just the format changed

heady spear
#

leaf is too hard tho

static badge
#

so all you do is update the format

woven otter
#

I would take those 100$ any day

quasi valley
#

then do it, leaf 👀

heady spear
#

leaf is all talk no action as usual

static badge
#

I'd do it but it's stonar's patch :> I think he deserves the first try given there's money involved

acoustic pilot
#

It's a shame there are servers running on Paper/a Paper-derivative pulling 20-30k/mo and that's that best GoFundMe we got 😄

heady spear
#

excuses, you have no morals

static badge
#

I do have morals kappa

acoustic pilot
#

Stonar's actually been AFK for long enough that the patch is up for grabs now

woven otter
#

i would throw in 5$ ish moneros for paper's patreon

robust quest
#

^

wide chasm
#

Once GitHub's funding goes live (no more in beta), I definitely think Paper should add that to the project, at the very least just to compensate for the costs of what is currently running (e.g. websites).

static badge
#

I'll wait a couple days

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only recently I believe he was pinged on github :>

woven otter
#

yeah like yesterday?

acoustic pilot
#

He seemed interested but I remember he said he either didn't have the time or some other thing, either way he doesn't come by much and hasn't been for a while now

static badge
#

let's search logs

acoustic pilot
#

He was on Discord a few days ago that I last saw him, may have been on more recently

static badge
#

you do it actually I'm busy feeding in ow

acoustic pilot
#

So it was almost a month ago, actually

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My perception of time is severely warped

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What happens when you sleep/wake whenever you want

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~_~

woven otter
#

4AM sleep times?

stiff yarrow
acoustic pilot
#

No, today I woke up at 4 AM, from a nap I took at 1 AM

stiff yarrow
#

kashike said he tried to contact him

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dunno how that went

static badge
#

probably not well given he pinged him on github

woven otter
#

did he tried to contact him or just pinged him

stiff yarrow
#

no clue

acoustic pilot
#

The Discord chat log I linked seems to suggest he'd be cool with anyone else who wanted to do it, as he doesn't have much time

#

He was last here talking about it nearly a month ago

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He's aware the patch needs to be updated

wide chasm
#

How hard is the patch actually? I've wanted to make contributions to Paper for some time, just for fun, but I get the feeling this isn't really something you want to be doing as a first time issue?

stiff yarrow
#

you can find the patch on github

finite wave
#

Patches are easy

stiff yarrow
#

go fix it Jan

finite wave
#

Change stuff in files and call fancy command on paper binary

stiff yarrow
#

I believe in you

woven otter
#

as leaf said it's chunk packet format and chunk system @wide chasm

finite wave
#

I’m not doing shit

static badge
#

that's what it looks like kappa

woven otter
#

well I noticed that some classes are missing

native thunder
#

Your first mistake was trusting leaf

woven otter
#

that were present in 1.13

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that's the chunk system mostly

#

@native thunder well I peeked at that patch though

native thunder
#

If leaf becomes a blue tag let's all move to torch

woven otter
#

he's already purple

finite wave
#

Leaf is such a weird person

native thunder
#

I know. That's why I'm scared

void void
#

kek

wide chasm
#

Ehh, yeah, this doesn't seem like something you'd want to do as a first timer, I'm gonna pass on this one.

finite wave
#

No

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Go do it

woven otter
#

chunk data packet is pretty cancerous itself

finite wave
#

Packetserializer in mc is weird

wide chasm
#

One of the classes consists of six words, I'm scared, I don't wanna do this.

acoustic pilot
#

get a DM comp rating Leaf

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stop playing trashy normal comp

static badge
#

only if u queue with me

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wanna see ur ass feed

acoustic pilot
#

You can't tard

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It's FFA how would that work >_>

stiff yarrow
#

@wide chasm its basically something not worth doing if you aren't familiar with those systems already given the asking price

acoustic pilot
#

Prob would put me in a diff rating group

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A higher rating group 😃

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cuz u scrub bronz

static badge
#

right let's actually apply this patch

acoustic pilot
#

u can't, the patch is above ur skillz

static badge
#

ur retarded

acoustic pilot
#

ye ok mr feeding widow

static badge
#

ur literally a bronze lucio one trick

stiff yarrow
#

spotted caving to online petitions Kappa

acoustic pilot
#

im not bronze yet bitch

static badge
#

apply != fix kappa

woven otter
#

can't apply straight off the bat can you

static badge
#

yes we can

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it'll just blow up

#

I'm applying to see where it will

acoustic pilot
#

at some point you can't really climb with lucio on FFA because of all the mccree's and widows pretty much instalocking you

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it's just instant damage when you rear your head lol

finite wave
#

.blame

woven otter
#

well with my limited knowledge i attempted to apply the patch and some classes were missing and git reeeee'd at me

finite wave
#

What

#

Where did aikar blame bot go

static badge
#

well I'm applying right now kappa

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ah yes the chunktaskscheduler is gone

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that's an easy fix

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just modified some constructors and forwarded a world parameter

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to forward *

woven otter
#

easy 100$ then

acoustic pilot
#

5 hours later WHY WONT IT WORK

wide chasm
#

This is why I love DI. "Hey I need this, let's just put it in the constructor"

quasi valley
#

7 hours later NAH I'M QUITTING PAPER DEVELOPMENT

static badge
#

are you egging me on to fix this

woven otter
#

yes

static badge
#

🙄

finite wave
#

@static badge Just lay the egg already

woven otter
#

ez pez

#

indigo?

finite wave
#

Blue

woven otter
#

&1 is blue

finite wave
#

Light blue

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Less light blue

wide chasm
woven otter
#

&b = aqua

#

wait life is a lie

heady spear
#

blue ribbon is a horrible name

woven otter
limber knotBOT
#

idk blue waffle would be worse

heady spear
#

magma go away

finite wave
#

Yes

elfin tree
#

Thats graph is a liar, &1 is my only blue

limber knotBOT
#

fine

#

you don't deserve me weeb

#

I'm out

heady spear
#

oh no

#

so sad

cosmic gorge
#

You ought to be

heady spear
#

U big dum

#

Only redeeming quality is your beard

limber knotBOT
#

Your beard is as majestic as an eagles ball sack.

heady spear
#

I love it when you call me señorita

pulsar wigeon
#

have you actually seen an eagle's ball sack?

finite wave
#

Wiz

#

I heard u like getting tagged for random things

quiet turret
#

@static badge hello sir

#

pls accept discord request

finite wave
#

No

#

Why steve

#

Why

quiet turret
#

you tell me

finite wave
#

Stop adding people

#

Steve

quiet turret
#

why cant I play overwatch with my friend?

finite wave
#

No steve no

upper flicker
#

wow bullying steve

static badge
#

no pending

quiet turret
#

ow

#

wow

pseudo moon
woven otter
#

so leaf did you finish that anti-xray patch yet

static badge
#

haven't started?

woven otter
#

oh I thought you did

upper flicker
#

werent the nitros pink before

woven otter
#

are you stuck and just lying now Kappa

static badge
#

yes

#

kash changed it

woven otter
#

kashike is making changes again

upper flicker
#

thats what he do fingerguns

static badge
#

hey z does ur client have text anti-aliasing issues

upper flicker
#

my discord client?

static badge
#

mine is changing the algorithm back and forth for who fucking knows why

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and it fucks with the colours a bit

upper flicker
#

no but Im on a mac atm

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so its all highdpi, would be hard to tell

static badge
#

maybe it's some windows garbage

upper flicker
#

linux looked fine earlier too afaik

normal echo
upper flicker
#

maybe theyre doing something with cleartype or that cleartype doesnt like

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hell if I know

static badge
#

like it's somewhat hard to tell the idff between my colour and urs

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and then spontaneously they're different

stiff yarrow
#

windows monkaGIGA

static badge
#

mr my gpu doesn't work correctly on linux

stiff yarrow
upper flicker
static badge
#

arch is for smoothbrained weeaboos

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and a new contributor joins the ranks kappa

woven otter
#

oh cool

#

what are the requirements Kappa

static badge
#

submit 1000 prs

woven otter
#

brb

stiff yarrow
#

add const about 350 times

static badge
pulsar wigeon
#

wew

#

shots fired

vestal jasper
woven otter
#

whats the meme nossr

static badge
#

.g 300 const linux

limber knotBOT
static badge
#

useless

#

.g add const 300 times linux

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://www.geeksforgeeks.org/constant-time-range-add-operation-array/ -- Constant time range add operation on an array -...: "We are given many range add queries, which should be applied to this array. ... 3], add 100 Arr = [100, 200, 300, 200, 100, 100] Which is the final..."

stiff yarrow
static badge
#

spoiler

stiff yarrow
#

2017-11-01 - 7 commits in one day all just to add const

acoustic pilot
#

dammit, one issue after another lol. apparently using PowerMock's @PrepareForTest breaks coverage in JaCoCo 😦

#

Just completely misses all coverage on the test class annotated with that

flint igloo
woven otter
#

mfw

#

easy scholarships

livid plank
wide hazel
#

jesus

#

dafaq

#

is there a reason for this madness, or is it just madness?

upper flicker
#

micro opt maybe?

#

certainly weird

wide hazel
#

you think that is faster than double/float comparisons?

pulsar wigeon
#

it checks equality

static badge
#

no

pulsar wigeon
#

vs checking nearness

static badge
#

there's cases of NaN

wide hazel
#

also the world being a Reference and checking null for the reference before getting the inner World from the reference is weird, but

static badge
#

which is a whole clusterfuck in itself

wide hazel
#

egh

limber knotBOT
#

ffun fact, mojang were planning to release 1.14.3 this week but later updated their page, saying more bugs need fixing - release next week.

#

the last time they couldnt do that we got 1.14

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so I suppose thats fine

#

more worried theyll decide "3 patches is enough, lets go to 1.15" and leave us in this state

acoustic pilot
#

maybe that's why they're delaying it

#

pressured to make this "the last patch"

upper flicker
#

I hope not, pretty doubtful they do anything significant enough for chunk saving this patch

#

maybe theyll just rewrite half of it again for 1.15 though

#

who knows

limber knotBOT
#

do they a proper report on jira about this issue Z?

upper flicker
#

believe Ive seen a few

#

doesnt mean they've seen it though either

strange bane
limber knotBOT
#

if they confirm it, that should mean work in progress

pearl ibex
#

Yo, Z!

upper flicker
#

hi o/

strange bane
#

Oh, Z are you on macOS right now?

upper flicker
#

yes

pearl ibex
#

Good news: Venezuela is winning the Venezuela vs. Bolivia game. :P

strange bane
pearl ibex
#

👌

strange bane
#

Can you tell me if Safari clips the corners of this.

acoustic pilot
#

account.mojang.com still has a presence but this could just be MS forcing Mojang to dedicate themselves entire to Minecraft 😄

strange bane
#

Also, how's FPS?

pearl ibex
#

Go Venezuela! :>

upper flicker
#

a little rough by the time there's about 3-4 characters on the screen

#

after that its just rough in general

#

it looks like the yellow on the G is clipping but the white doesnt

#

not sure whats up with that

strange bane
#

Yeah, same on Chrome, white doesn't clip but the other colours do. Right now it's SVGs but I'll switch to canvas instead. Thanks!

visual gazelle
upper flicker
strange bane
#

Wow, that's really rough and you 100% have a better CPU than I do.

static badge
pearl ibex
#

@static badge Ur retarded. :>

upper flicker
#

Safari 13, Webkit 605.1.15

static badge
#

ur retarded

pearl ibex
#

No u. :>

strange bane
#

You have Firefox or Chrome installed?

upper flicker
#

have firefox, can grab the nightly chromium

strange bane
#

No, it's fine can you check Firefox so I know it isn't a macOS thing, although I can't imagine it is.

upper flicker
#

Firefox is a touch smoother

#

but still dropping frames by the end

#

~20 fps or so

pearl ibex
#

Firefox "smooth". thonk

strange bane
#

Wow, on Windows Firefox keeps up 60 really nicely.

upper flicker
#

firefox on macos has some problems

#

windows they probably just flipped on webrender

pearl ibex
#

Firefox has problems on any OS. thonk

upper flicker
#

oh yeah thats buttery af when I force enable webrender

strange bane
#

So far Firefox has displayed my animation better than any other browser tested.

upper flicker
#

yellow still does that clipping thing in firefox

#

not sure why the white overlay doesnt

pearl ibex
#

Idk i just hate FF bcuz it's "supposed" to be the fastest of all browsers and... clearly it's not. 🤷

upper flicker
#

plenty fast for me

strange bane
#

I'm pretty sure with a canvas every browser should work beautifully. The HTML rendering is apparently bugged on every browser.

#

*HTML SVG

#

Thanks again, Z.

upper flicker
#

the real problem is I dont remember what I was doing before :p

static badge
#

merging prs kappa

pulsar wigeon
#

how does Z order his discord guilds

#

why is paper so far down

upper flicker
#

because Im always scrolled down

#

up is the pepe servers and some stuff I never look at

woven otter
#

show your order

finite wave
#

Showoff

static badge
#

small

finite wave
#

How is CV @upper flicker

wide chasm
#

I have 6.

upper flicker
#

idk

finite wave
#

Heard it was a shitfest

upper flicker
#

heard there was some drama

#

havent been in the last couple of days

wide chasm
#

Can confirm by the audit log

upper flicker
#

someone else would have to tell me

finite wave
#

Wanna join Bannedvision Z?

upper flicker
#

no

finite wave
#

Okay i’ll dm the invite

upper flicker
#

dont need any more random guilds

static badge
#

u left concrete?

limber knotBOT
#

dumcord

upper flicker
#

I did ye so sori

finite wave
#

U need this

limber knotBOT
#

"pls join my terrible """"serbur""""""

finite wave
#

I’m thereå

limber knotBOT
#

dumcord serbur

upper flicker
#

was trying to clean up old servers I didnt use to get the list down

#

still in too many

finite wave
#

Just everything but Paper

#

And bannedvision

static badge
#

you know sometimes clutter isn't a bad thing kappa

limber knotBOT
#

remove paper, then you got one elss

#

less

finite wave
strange bane
#

Whoa, that's a fullstop in the middle of your time.

finite wave
#

Not sure what eigan craft is

strange bane
#

I thought colon was the standard everywhere.

upper flicker
#

mc devs and some mojang peoples

finite wave
#

I see

#

Can’t remember why i’m there

upper flicker
#

mostly where people bitch that they changed a list implementation and "muh undefined redstone behavior"

marble summit
pulsar wigeon
#

i always like seeing where people put enginehub 🙃

marble summit
#

I am so happy with all of the new custom entities i put in

#

NMS FTW

finite wave
#

Huh

marble summit
#

The ocean has way more stuff you can do in it

finite wave
#

Go away

marble summit
finite wave
#

We don’t like you people

marble summit
#

Why

#

I like NMS

finite wave
#

So?

upper flicker
#

dont let jan scare you away

marble summit
#

I like spending 10 hours looking through Source Code

upper flicker
#

he's just upset he had to make a new guild to swear in

finite wave
#

Go contribute to Paper

marble summit
#

To figure out how to do something simple

finite wave
#

@upper flicker I didn’t make it though

marble summit
#

No i will make Spiggut ploogins

finite wave
#

I was just invited today

marble summit
#

Jk

#

Paper is best

finite wave
#

Clearly Craftbukkit > Paper

marble summit
#

Jk, Imagine using Paper.
This post was made by NMS Gang

void void
#
#

oh boy

#

this got released

finite wave
#

Calling yourself a gang is quite weird

upper flicker
static badge
#

v

finite wave
#

Why not use Rust if you want a simple fast, safe an..^

void void
#

rust

#

simple

static badge
#

wtf is with "lol one letter names"

void void
#

bruh

static badge
#

trying to copy the god tier C language huh

marble summit
#

NMS

Safe & Simple

finite wave
#

Dips on Jlang

upper flicker
#

rust is as hard or as easy as you make it

marble summit
#

NMS

SAFE AND SIMPLE

finite wave
#

Rust is not hard

#

It even has macros

upper flicker
#

plenty of high level concepts available

marble summit
#

Lol

#

If you look at any guide on NMS it says Don't use it

finite wave
#

.MO please stop talking about NMS we couldn’t care less thx

limber knotBOT
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marble summit
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@finite wave bitch

finite wave
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@upper flicker He swore at me

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Warn him for breaking the rules

upper flicker
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there's no rule against swearing

acoustic pilot
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PROFANITY VIOLATION

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ban

upper flicker
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you started it

finite wave
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He called me a Bitch

marble summit
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Yes if i was in your CHRISTIAN minecraft server and swore then i would be banned

upper flicker
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if this was one of those k-12 schools we'd have to ban both of you

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zero tolerance policies dot jpeg

finite wave
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Whicj is discriminatory

marble summit
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No

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I am calling you a female dog

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Cause that is what bitch means™

void void
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where can i download that much iq

finite wave
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Why did you send me a picture of my profile

void void
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because damn