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void void
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hello

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how much ram should i have

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for 1.13.2

strange bane
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It runs on anything really. But at least 2GBs.

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I recommend 8 to 10GBs but... might be a lot if you're doing shared hosting.

void void
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i have a vps with 16gb

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so should be enough

strange bane
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If it isn't running anything else and you don't have to worry about the Linux OOM killer then go for 10GB.

radiant heron
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Anyone use tebex? Or know if you can use a personal paypal with tebex?

strange bane
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Also, make sure you're running Linux.

void void
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ok i am new to paper. yes i am using debian 9

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without desktop gui

strange bane
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If you just installed it, I would reinstall with Ubuntu but Debian is fine.

void void
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any reasons why ubuntu? it is more safe?

strange bane
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No, it's just well supported and has everything in its default package repositories.

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Any distro will work fine for Minecraft.

void void
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so like java pre installed

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and other stuff

strange bane
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Not pre-installed, but easily install-able. Debian also has it pretty easily install-able too.

void void
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okay thank you very much for your help

strange bane
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Ubuntu is "just" a fork of Debian.

void void
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an other question will my server auto restart if my server crash somehow

strange bane
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Depends. If you put the start command in a while loop it will.

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There's also an option in spigot.yml but it's not very good.

void void
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any bash script example because my first spigot server with 2gb ram and windows server lagged as hell

strange bane
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  while true; do <startup command goes here>; done
cursive oracle
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thanks!

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i was looking for that too lol

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is this for windows

strange bane
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No, that's for Linux it's slightly different in Windows.

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:run 
<startup command goes here>
goto run
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Same thing.

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But also, why are you using Windows to host?

cursive oracle
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okay thanks. should i switch to linux? i was using windows for 2 months and hadnt any problems (8 gb ram)

strange bane
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It's not a big deal, but Linux has less overhead.

cursive oracle
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well i use it because my provider didnt have ubuntu 18 which i needed for my second dedicated server and my provider wont aallow me to upload isos

strange bane
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Also package managers are so good for servers.

cursive oracle
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bedrock dedicated server*

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i run a java and a bedrock one*

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so thats why i am using windows server

strange bane
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You're far less likely to update Java on Windows.

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With Linux it's just apt update;apt upgrade -y

cursive oracle
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really? okay i did not know that i had just the option to select Ubuntu 16

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which wouldnt work for my bedrock server

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i am going to give it a try in the next few days. thanks

strange bane
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I think bedrock would run on Ubuntu 16, but Ubuntu 18 is the new LTS so your hosting provider sucks and you should leave.

cursive oracle
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yea, i would but i have still 1 month remaining

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so only 30 days after that i will switch

mental pumice
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@ancient bolt did it by having some nutty people preferring to write docs

void void
strange bane
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Yes, there will be a 4.

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I made that sound like a fact, I meant to make it sound like an opinion. xD Just tired.

unreal quarry
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but it is fact that that is your opinion

strange bane
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I don't think they've fixed chunk swapping yet.

acoustic basin
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hey help i cant login to minecraft after updateing launcher

strange bane
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Someone might have tired bruteforcing your account. Can you login on Mojang?

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Here are the issues that I think are "must-fixes" for 1.14.3

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I think that because they're Mojang's highest priority.

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Not chunks swapping places?! xD

unreal quarry
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"as long as they dont lag, they can swap all day long"

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lol

strange bane
unreal quarry
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log into game to play the "where's my house today" game

strange bane
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xD

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"I have played in this single-player world a few times and every time i log into it, i copies and pastes a chunk somewhere else."

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That's from the bug report. xD

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I don't think this ones affects servers.

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It's very odd, it's like that red message that says a chunk is in the wrong place but doesn't fix it.

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"Chunk file at [-474, -4] is in the wrong location; relocating. (Expected [-474, -4], got [-478, -3])"

wide hazel
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o.o?

acoustic basin
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@strange bane yes, and i can login useing multimc laucher, but the new updated one is stuck at loading

wide hazel
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how would it do that?

void void
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Wow. New York Post just pissed me the fuck off.

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They have a "Skip Ad" button but they make it IMPOSSIBLE to press.

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Could be a bug, but I doubt it.

wide hazel
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@meager perch do you have Plan installed?

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literally the only time Anti-VPN calls a check for every player on the server, by itself, is with a Plan hook

strange bane
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lol @void void sounds intentional to me

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Do you have adblock?

wide hazel
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it only does so when you go to the server page

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I suppose there's no real way to do that?

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it uses cached responses anyway

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doesn't call out unless it needs to

void void
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I do indeed, but not on my phone. Oh well.

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Just won't read there.

strange bane
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simple, aren't you a Firefox user?

wide hazel
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maybe Buycraft somehow ends up calling Plan's server container/page thing?

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dunno

void void
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Chrome on my phone

strange bane
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You can get Firefox extensions on phone.

void void
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Oh interesting

strange bane
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Wait this AntiVPN plugin you speak of uses a REST request to check an IP?

wide hazel
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depends on the API I sppose

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there's the APIs

strange bane
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Does no-one offer a database?

wide hazel
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nah, and that's alright

strange bane
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Doesn't that cause login delays?

wide hazel
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it can, but usually doesn't

strange bane
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Also, what happens if the service is down?

wide hazel
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depends on the mode

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cascade mode will go to the next configured source/API

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consensus just skips it

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the result is cached in Redis & SQL

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and Caffeine

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you can make all the services work together or just order them by favorite->least favorite

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up to you and the config

strange bane
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Well, at least you seem to have done as good as you could have using network requests.

wide hazel
strange bane
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"cacheTime: '6hours'"? You might as well cache for basically forever, no?

wide hazel
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the internet is ever-changing

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The "cacheTime" defines how long to keep IP results for before forcibly fetching new results from sources. As the internet changes frequently, keeping these values for too long may give you bad results. However, not keeping these values for long enough will force the plugin to continually fetch new results and will run you out of source credits (or make the sources very angry with you) very quickly.
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from the Wiki

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O.o?

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PLEASE TELL

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BECAUSE HOLY FUCK

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wait, Anti-VPN loads fine without Plan enabled? Sources and all?

fallen oracle
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Why would you need Plan?

wide hazel
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I'm not sure why in the absolute living hell Plan would interfere with Anti-VPN's reflection but I've seen weirder

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if that's the case I can make them play nicely

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I suppose I haven't tested the Plan hook in a while

fallen oracle
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Weird

wide hazel
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shouldn't be

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I just updated the dep last week

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changed all the deprecated stuff

strange bane
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I am yet to see a Minecraft control panel as a plugin.

wide hazel
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you likely won't

strange bane
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Hehehe starts writing one

wide hazel
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what. The fuck.

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how in the ever-living hell?

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I actually don't understand

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how does THAT somehow screw with org.reflections?

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which I injected?

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probably not

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am testing on my end as well

strange bane
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Why is an AntiVPN plugin using reflection?

wide hazel
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APIs

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easier to add

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well, also technically using reflection for the CL

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alright, well at least I can get it from there

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probably

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but this is exactly the reason I dep-injected into a custom CL

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but this is exactly the reason I dep-injected into a custom CL

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so this wouldn't happen

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so this wouldn't happen

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not sure if it's Plan hook or Plan itself

strange bane
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I guess someone has done it.

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But that seems like a phishing plugin if I've ever seen one.

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It uses their servers for the frontend acccess.

wide hazel
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This plugin allows you to have direct access to the internal
gnu bash or command line of the given server host this is installed on.
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nope

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nopenopenope

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nope nope

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nope

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just asking for trouble

fallen oracle
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How has that not been abused yet

strange bane
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I kinda wanna make a panel in a plugin now.

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Multicraft

limber knotBOT
strange bane
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Pterodactyl?

wide hazel
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opening a web interface with a Minecraft plugin. Seems reasonable. /s

strange bane
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DynMap @wide hazel

wide hazel
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just because plugins do it doesn't mean it's good

strange bane
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There's no problem with it really.

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As long as it isn't on the main thread lol.

wide hazel
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sure, who needs security anyway?

strange bane
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Security?

unique orchid
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Wat

wide hazel
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I just let everyone on my box as root

strange bane
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You host Minecraft as root?!

wide hazel
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at that point, why not?

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lol

void void
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^

strange bane
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No-one hosts Minecraft as root.

unique orchid
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Til I learned running a web server is the same thing as letting people log in as root

fallen oracle
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Well I mean, Plan and Dynmap both do it

wide hazel
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if everyone jumped off a bridge

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would you follow?

void void
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wait who runs mc server as a root again

strange bane
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egg82 apparently.

wide hazel
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no, I don't

fallen oracle
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Not sure I understand how running a webserver is the same.

void void
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He made a joke and you guys are taking it way too seriously

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As you all always do

fallen oracle
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Ahh

void void
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Because for some reason you are incapable of understanding context

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i was confused, hence i asked

strange bane
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Unjustified hate on creating a webserver through a plugin.

wide hazel
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I personally run ptero which containerizes MC, but yeah

strange bane
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I just use tmux, never understood panels.

fallen oracle
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So would that means the web panel would be in the container too?

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Like the Plan or Dynmap?

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I'd think so

wide hazel
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that's one of many reasons it would be a pain

strange bane
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Yes Glare.

void void
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I run my servers containerized, dynmap runs, I open the port. On the host, I accept incoming connections to the web port only from the webserver IP. Webserver has nginx which just proxies to the different services I run

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Not that much of a pain really.

strange bane
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I bet Pterodactyl doesn't auto-update Paper for you.

wide hazel
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I would at the very least proxy all web-based plugin stuff through Apache, which I have modsec installed on

strange bane
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Apache... as a proxy?

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nginx. 😛

wide hazel
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indeed

void void
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I use ptero only for the rest of the admin team who are linux invalids

wide hazel
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you have to compile plugins such as modsec alongside nginx, which means you can't apt-install it

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because you need the compiler flags used

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else it won't load

strange bane
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You mean like PHP and nginx works?

wide hazel
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hence my use of Apache, which allows me to very easily add in modsec and php-fpm, etc

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also, Apache isn't actually bad

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despite what the internet news tells you

strange bane
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It's just not as fast as nginx.

wide hazel
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by whose metrics?

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I hear that so many times

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it CAN be faster, and it CAN be slower

void void
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by nginx metrics duhhhh feelsChromosomeMan

merry talon
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all that aside configuring apache is a dumpster fire

wide hazel
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okay, you got me on configuration

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configuring Apache kinda sucks. Thankfully, I don't have to do it that often

void void
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agreed

merry talon
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caddy is cool

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I had to stop using it because their downloader just doesn't work and they wontfix it

strange bane
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😮 they're so close

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Probably quite a lot of apache through nginx though.

merry talon
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that doesn't look right

void void
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is that speed or usage statistics

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im inclined to think latter

strange bane
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Usage.

wide hazel
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usage

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bottom text

strange bane
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It says at the bototm

merry talon
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yeah

void void
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oh im a retard

merry talon
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but im pretty sure nginx has surpassed it

strange bane
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That's a recent graph.

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Nginx is faster on every source I've looked through so far.

pulsar wigeon
wide hazel
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too much simple in the pins already 😛

void void
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can always pin me moar

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its my life goal

wide hazel
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lol

void void
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to be shamed in as many discords as possible

wide hazel
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@meager perch I'm not getting the same error on Plan as you are. Default config.

strange bane
wide hazel
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most recent build

strange bane
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The recognisable ones use nginx. 😛

void void
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Recognizable is HIGHLY subjective

wide hazel
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nope

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just downloaded Plan from the Spigot page

merry talon
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looks like these stats are just being pulled out of asses

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you can measure performance

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there's a million ways to measure adoption

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because you can't know every site

strange bane
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Well...

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If anyone, Google would have a good idea.

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Not website usages, just searches.

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Either apache is really unintuitive or nginx is not as popular.

merry talon
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that means less than nothing for usage

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lol

void void
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What kind of point was that

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Attempting to find correlation between web searches and software adoption

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Result: Correlation not found

strange bane
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What? That's an obvious correlation. You need to configure these things.

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If there's that big of a difference...

void void
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Yikes okay, I'm out of this dumbass convo

wide hazel
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@meager perch not sure why my plugins are legacy now

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so's Luck's, though

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so hey

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not using any deprecated methods or anything, far as I'm aware

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welp.

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aside from my lack of API keys, seems fine?

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should put my keys in my config someday

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I got some special keys for testing, iz nice.

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these APIs are super helpful sometimes

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hm.

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the hell?

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yep

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same size?

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jesus christ

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the impossible bug

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do you have any plugin that might enable extra security measures?

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like a security sandbox?

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yay, new errors!

void void
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good old "works on my machine" ™

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had same thing last morning with my WECUI lol

wide hazel
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@meager perch how are you loading/unloading plugins?

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disabling?

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ah

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so that's from a fresh boot?

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go for it

midnight portal
wide hazel
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rip

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what in the world is different on your server?

fallen oracle
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The location

wide hazel
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christ, nightmare bug from hell

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okay

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okay, so

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enable the plugins to see what's causing it

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I swear to god I will figure this shit out

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and then I will shake my fists at plugin authors

void void
rancid elbow
void void
mellow spindle
unreal quarry
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@mellow spindle dont just join a discord and start PMing random people. its fuckin rude, yo

void void
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-.-

fallen oracle
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What'd he say?

mellow spindle
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I'm just trying to ask for help

void void
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Then ask here.

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You don't bombard PMs.

unreal quarry
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smh

fallen oracle
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Nice.

void void
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And not even asking a question.

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Asking to ask.

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Even more fucking annoying.

mellow spindle
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You guys are mean, I didn't do anything wrong. Great support, great system here. Assholes

upper flicker
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enough

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your not knowing how to ask for support isnt anyone's problem but your own

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your getting called out for it isnt surprising

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ask your question or throw the tantrum elsewhere

acoustic pilot
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or throw tacos

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everywhere

void void
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runs around making traditional Zoidberg noise while slurping the floor

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lmao retarded

wide hazel
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alrighty

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chatcontrol + plan?

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or just chatcontrol by itself?

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this is the second chat plugin that's fucked with my plugins today

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lol

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looks like ChatControl needs ProtocolLib?

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okay, if PLib is screwing aith AntiVPN that's slightly more understandable

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but still not

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well, PLib + ChatControl + Plan all with default configs works on my end

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latest of each

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latest 1.14 version for PLib

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on latest Paper

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rip

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hahaha

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fucking hell

valid tangle
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are there any guides on how to install and set up paper for good performance etc?

void void
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.mcflags to start with

limber knotBOT
valid tangle
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ty

wide hazel
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also that

void void
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then that

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was looking for that

wide hazel
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I have it bookmarked

valid tangle
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I'm new to the scene and desperately trying to minimize lag, 1.14.2 has been awful on the server side

wide hazel
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if you can

void void
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Well, welcome to 1.14

wide hazel
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try 1.12.2 or even 1.13.2 for now

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1.12.2 being the best of the three for performance

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1.13.2 with Paper's optimizations isn't terrible though

valid tangle
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If it changes anything we already have a server with 6gb of ram and intend to keep it

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its just loading chunks bricks it basically

wide hazel
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welcome to 1.14

unreal quarry
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thats typical 1.14

valid tangle
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great

unreal quarry
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the entire reason its got a "not for prod use" label on the tin

wide hazel
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1.12.2 is excellent, 1.13.2 is pretty alright

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of course, features though

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so

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pick your poison

valid tangle
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I'll get murdered if I say we're switching to 1.13.2 so it looks like I'm trying my luck

wide hazel
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@sturdy fulcrum mind if I borrow a copy of DeluxeChat to test a bug one of my plugins has with it?

waxen marsh
cosmic raft
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Lmao

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Read the butter chicken description

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Carefully

fallen oracle
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@void void Guess what time it is

wide hazel
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lol

regal torrent
void void
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I want some chicken cock in butter tomato sauce

cosmic raft
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xD

wide hazel
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I have half a mind to pin that

void void
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@fallen oracle butter tomato chicken cock time?

cosmic raft
wide hazel
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lol

fallen oracle
wide hazel
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too late

fallen oracle
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I got a new toy, simple.

void void
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O;

cosmic raft
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A bomb?

fallen oracle
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It's bluetoothed to my phone and it tells me the temp of the meat

void void
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Lmao bluetooth meat thermometer

wide hazel
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fuck that's handy

void void
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Actually...true. I can't even tell you the amount of times I've run out to the grill to check temps repeatedly

wide hazel
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put meat in oven, fuck off until it's done, don't even have to check it

void void
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oo, handy

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Things you don't think about until you need to think about it

fallen oracle
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It also makes a noise on my phone when it's ready to flip

wide hazel
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where can I get me one?

void void
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Oh, okay I liek

fallen oracle
wide hazel
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I do all of the cooking here

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super handy

void void
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which model did you get

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2?

fallen oracle
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You can also have like up to 5 probes at once so if you're doing multiple meats you can have one in each

void void
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hnnggggggg $100

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worth it but im broke right now

fallen oracle
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I think we got the mini.

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Had to go cheap cause we are also getting my dad a smoker for fathers day.

void void
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Looks like 2 bc it has the lcd though

fallen oracle
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It might be the 2

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Oh yeah it's the 2

wide hazel
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For the first time in a while, my girlfriend and I agree that is totally worth it! She said we are getting the 2

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which I'm super alright with

fallen oracle
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That's great!

void void
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Oh that's big

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Mmph

fallen oracle
wide hazel
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yeah, that's damned useful

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fucking hell where has this been all my life

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sounds good, let me know!

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sadly I can't test on your machine

fallen oracle
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Hmm weird, the inside reached the right temp but the outside is only like 90% done

void void
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guys

unreal quarry
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havent you watched iron man? thats always where the most powerful component goes

void void
fallen oracle
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Smh I need to go to the store next time, whoever went bought buns that weren't pre-split.

wide hazel
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got a bread knife?

cursive narwhal
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When the hot dog buns are split on top instead of on the side.....shudders

wide hazel
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they're cheap

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@cursive narwhal what MONSTER would do that?

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can't even get a good ratio like that

fallen oracle
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Oh I saw those the other day

wide hazel
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just falls out

fallen oracle
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Ikr

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I just used my hands to split them

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And now I'm grilling them

wide hazel
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this guy knows how to burger

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little butter on the buns, grilled

fallen oracle
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Grilling the buns is half the battle

wide hazel
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flipping the buger only once

void void
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Eegh. What the fuck

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That is a crime

wide hazel
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NOT SMASHING THE FUCKING PATTY ON THE GRILL YOU HEATHENS

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those are called SMASH BURGERS and they are made in PANS

fallen oracle
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So fun story, awhile back, we were getting ready to grill and when we opened the grill, we saw mice in the bottom near the burners and my dad said "whelp" and turned all the burners on.

We haven't had a nice problem since.

wide hazel
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the number of times I saw someone just take the bottom of the spatula to a burger

void void
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Do you mean mice

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If so lmao

fallen oracle
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Yes

wide hazel
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can't believe I managed to format that well

fallen oracle
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That was the day I heard about 4 mice be burned alive.

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They scream loud.

void void
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Well...yeah

wide hazel
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O.o

fallen oracle
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Sucky part was cleaning the grill after

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Kinda just grabbed some tongs and put the 4 burned bodies into a bag and threw it away

void void
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Rip

fallen oracle
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Oh shit I forgot to send you a pic of the meat cooked from tonight

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I sent it out to Snapchat but forgot to save it 😥

void void
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pls dont send nudes in this channel

fallen oracle
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You know what I meant >.>

void void
wide hazel
fallen oracle
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Got it.

wide hazel
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that place I never go to

lapis sequoia
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i should have mentioned the paper devs

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but eh

wide hazel
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oh, it's still awful

lapis sequoia
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i can manage 40 players with 20tps

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flex

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XD

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although, ive got the paper devs to thank for that

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i should buy you all a pizza

peak dirge
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we accept payments in tacos, not pizza

fallen oracle
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Or hamburgers

lapis sequoia
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LOL

fallen oracle
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Hamburger meat for tacos

void void
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but they have to be properly cooked

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otherwise dont give hamburgers

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give tacos

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or we will attack you

fallen oracle
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Ironic, someone just bought me coffee for tomorrow. Thanks random stranger.

lapis sequoia
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There a dono link?

void void
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good question

lapis sequoia
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ill buy u all tacos

ancient bolt
lapis sequoia
peak dirge
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i saw

fallen oracle
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Why is this trending

limber knotBOT
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hey simple when was the last time you were in a gym?

fallen oracle
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I think the donate link is Z's PayPal and then he distributes it.

void void
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Why?

limber knotBOT
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whenever i join paper i see you talking

void void
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Cool attempt at an insult

limber knotBOT
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not an insult

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gym is really nice tho

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do not underestimate power of a gym

void void
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Yeah I'm not even going to attempt to humor that one.

limber knotBOT
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oh well, enjoy yourself

upper flicker
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@ancient bolt saw that you were doing that in rust earlier. Cool beans

acoustic pilot
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yes beans are cool

upper flicker
acoustic pilot
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damn, Windows Hyper-V 3D acceleration sucks, no wonder they killed their RemoteFX 3D video adapter lol

ancient bolt
#

Yeah, rust is pretty fun so far

vestal jasper
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Huh

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Also I assume the game / server internally convert string seeds into longs somehow

ancient bolt
#

Lifetime rules can be confusing to work through being so new to it, but I'm picking it up decently I think. And the safety without GC is super cool

fallen oracle
#

@wide hazel Do you cook corn a lot?

wide hazel
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it's a vegetable

fallen oracle
#

I mean do you shuck it for meals a lot

wide hazel
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I grew up in the corn state, so I like to think I know a bit about cooking it

vestal jasper
#

The Java String.hashCode() function is used to generate a number seed if a word/phrase is used.
thanks minecraft gamepedia

wide hazel
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yeah, I've often shucked it

fallen oracle
#

Do you use the microwave trick to easy shuck it?

wide hazel
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nope

fallen oracle
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Is there other special tricks for it?

ancient bolt
#

I'm honestly finding rust easier than c++, rust can be a bitch to compile sometimes but I find with c++ I have to reason about memory lifetime myself and that's way more of a challenge

wide hazel
#

you just sit outside with a bag or three of corn and a couple friends and shoot the shit for a while

fallen oracle
#

Ahh okay

wide hazel
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time flies

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you get very good at it very quickly

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don't mind the threaads

fallen oracle
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I just use the microwave trick where you microwave it for 4 minutes and then you can squeeze it out

wide hazel
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remove the majority of it and you're fine

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that removes a lot of the nutritional value

fallen oracle
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Oh really?

wide hazel
#

indeed

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boiling it in too much water for too long can also be harmful to the nutritional value

upper flicker
#

Yeah I’ve really liked what I’ve done in rust so far but haven’t found a good longisher term project to actually use it with

fallen oracle
#

Fair enough

wide hazel
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inb4 Paper in Rust

upper flicker
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There is one of those “mc community open source” clones/look alikes in rust

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Nothing for the actual vanilla protocol afaik though

ancient bolt
#

yeah I've wanted to do something in rust for a while

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paperd seemed like a perfect opportunity

limber knotBOT
#

^-^ calling vape nation

ancient bolt
#

lmao why do we still have a TODO hanging around from one of dinnerbone's first commits to CB

void void
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for the meme

ancient bolt
#

what if I remove it

void void
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u wont

ancient bolt
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I will

void void
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prove it

ancient bolt
#

// Todo: Installation script, paperd will kind of accomplish that

void void
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what a mad lad

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do it

ancient bolt
#

k

void void
#

He's the ultimate chad

limber knotBOT
#

simpleauthority父 you summoned me?

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sorry I was too busy vaping to notice

#

ripping dem FAT clouds

vestal jasper
#

can you do tricks tho

limber knotBOT
#

I can't not do tricks

vestal jasper
limber knotBOT
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wow get out of here with that lewd shit

#

absolutely haram

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i refuse

vestal jasper
#

send more

limber knotBOT
#

this is not what harambe died for

#

Allah said iz halal

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i asked

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I don't remember seeing a pic of Allah ripping a fat one

void void
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He keeps these things private

limber knotBOT
#

trick question you don't take pics of Allah

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get beheaded son

void void
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Hnghhhhhhhhhhhhhh

limber knotBOT
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I look forward to you getting banned for being a false prophet

#

basically allah left facebook before it was cool

wide hazel
#

Finally!

void void
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oh lord

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hasn't the whole damn thing been spoiled for you yet?

limber knotBOT
#

thanos commits suicide at the end

#

spider man marries iron man

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stan lee comes back from the dead

carmine igloo
void void
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"It's a low crawl! Drag ya face along the ground baby gurl"

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Venezuela Military tries to scare US Marines - length 4m 56s - 62,785 likes, 6,185 dislikes (91.0%) - 2,017,282 views - Angry Cops on 2019.02.13

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why is freedom talking about the Venezuelan training drills?

void void
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If you watch the video, they made that video to try to scare off the US from invading

limber knotBOT
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yeah man I too find it hilarious how some countries don't want to be invaded

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especially by the US

void void
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¯_(ツ)_/¯

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Dictator > Actual elected government

limber knotBOT
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I honestly can't decide if the guy or the footage looks more ridiculous

void void
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wait

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yeah no, i'll pass that off as a /s

limber knotBOT
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I'm glad to see that the US is unilaterally committing to a war against dictatorships

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I look forward to seeing how it plays out

void void
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I'm highkey not sure what the actual situation is in heavy detail, I just thought the video was funny

austere ivy
void void
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Nothing more than funny lmao

upper flicker
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cant post dumb video without someone trying to make it more than that

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this is the internet m8

austere ivy
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zed7 can I have a pink name?

void void
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boost serbur

limber knotBOT
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yeah because the US invading other countries is the least politically charged topic on earth

austere ivy
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how do I do that on here at the same time?

static badge
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is there a dumb video around here that needs to be more than just that

limber knotBOT
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I mean it's on par with discussing the best dog petting techniques

austere ivy
#

wait

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How do I boost the server on mobile?

upper flicker
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no magma has it covered

static badge
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interesting

austere ivy
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Leaf

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🍁 🚒

static badge
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no

upper flicker
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canada fire truck?

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syrup fire

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idk where we're going with that

limber knotBOT
#

yo how much cocaine and steroids does the dude on these videos do

static badge
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he's saying the leaf is on fire and so a fire truck is on its way

limber knotBOT
#

he shows more energy in 30 seconds than I can muster in a whole year

static badge
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up ur emoji interpretation circuit z

upper flicker
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🍂 🔥 ⬅ 🚒

void void
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all i know is he was a drill sergeant

upper flicker
#

bad emote sequence

limber knotBOT
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dude's draining my energy through the monitor

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his vocal chords must be swole

upper flicker
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never seen that dude before

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certainly got more energy than I ever do

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but you gotta be loud to be on yt

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limber knotBOT
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you really, really don't

upper flicker
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ye

static badge
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ah youtube

upper flicker
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loud, obnoxious, barely coherent rambling is literally the youtube trending page

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once you filter out the corporate stuff

limber knotBOT
#

I mean there's even popular channels where there's just no dialog whatsoever

static badge
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yes of course there are places like that on a giant ass place like youtube

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it just looks like it's not quite as big as compared to everything else

limber knotBOT
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I mean you even get the polar opposite in the yandere dev's yt channel

static badge
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did anybody ask for weeaboo channels

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no

limber knotBOT
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where I swear he will some day accidentally let slip that he hides the bodies of the people he's murdered in a fridge downstairs

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dude sounds like a psychopath and makes a game about a psychopath who kills their school peers

upper flicker
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oh no, now leaf is gonna start ranting about the weebs

limber knotBOT
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I couldn't think of a better dev

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also the whole thing is made in javascript and he copy pastes the entire code base for each individual character in the game

static badge
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I mean he already bm'd the shit out of the guy

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"insane weeaboo dev makes game, probably hides bodies in his basement"

void void
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wait

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what is this yandere dev thing

static badge
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is that true

void void
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o-o

static badge
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it's a game

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yandere simulator

void void
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oh boy

limber knotBOT
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everything I said is true

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and there's more

static badge
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where's the src

limber knotBOT
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he also acts as a psycho on discord seemingly

static badge
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this is weeb lore I really didn't need in my life tbh

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all you fuckers are crazy

limber knotBOT
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you're missing out

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weird people make for the weirdest stories

vestal jasper
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oh boy yandere dev

static badge
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.g yandere dev

limber knotBOT
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(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC1EBJfK7ltjYUFyzysKxr1g -- Yandere Dev - YouTube: "Yandere Simulator is a stealth game about stalking a boy and secretly eliminating any girl who seems interested in him, while maintaining the image..."

vestal jasper
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he's uh had some drama surrounding him in the past

limber knotBOT
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listen to 2 minutes of his voice and tell me he doesn't sound like he's hiding bodies in the basement

vestal jasper
#

obviously takes a special kind of person to make a game about children murdering each other

limber knotBOT
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fortnite?

merry talon
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fucking weebs

vestal jasper
merry talon
#

what weeb doesn't sound like that

limber knotBOT
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most of them

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actually all of them but him

merry talon
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says a weeb

limber knotBOT
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I have videos of myself talking on yt

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if you think for a second I sound like that then you've gone deaf

merry talon
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you sound like a weeb

static badge
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.g magmaguy youtube

limber knotBOT
static badge
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sounds like budget vsauce

limber knotBOT
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jfc

merry talon
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and looks like it

limber knotBOT
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dude is pulling in a shitload of views

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4.2m views

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fuck me I need to stop making mc plugins and start making hitman clones but set in japanese highschools

vestal jasper
merry talon
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what are you doing with kashike's cat

vestal jasper
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that's my cat

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REEE

merry talon
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i dont believe you

vestal jasper
#

moving while teleporting logs that I was moving too quickly

upper flicker
#

nice cat fingerguns

vestal jasper
#

chilling in his favorite platform a foot away from me

bright ermine
#

Is it possible to combine 2 bungee proxies into one?

void void
#

no but you can use two to make a single network of many servers

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if that's what you meant by combine, then yes

bright ermine
#

like basically lets say I have 30 players on one proxy with 2 servers and another proxy with 3 servers and 40 players can I combine them both together and now it will show that there are 70 players online?

void void
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with proper synchronization, yes

bright ermine
#

Is there a plugin to do this?

void void
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You're going to need more than that, but RedisBungee is a start.

bright ermine
#

yeah I already got that

void void
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Yeah this is not something you can just plug and play. It takes some development.

bright ermine
#

also does waterfall support spongeforge servers?

void void
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.g waterfall sponge

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) https://forums.spongepowered.org/t/velocity-the-modern-minecraft-proxy/25426 -- Velocity - the modern Minecraft proxy - General Discussion...: "I was the founder of the Waterfall project. I'm sure most of you are familiar with Waterfall given that it is the best-supported proxy for Sponge..."

void void
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idk

bright ermine
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ty

pulsar wigeon
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could go ask in the sponge discord lol

void void
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ye i said "idk"; which means you need to go ask someone else

limber knotBOT
#

no, that is illegal

static badge
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ur illegal

limber knotBOT
#

oh no

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I've been found out

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please no mr trump

dark mauve
placid thicket
void void
#

git gud

placid thicket
#

how does that even happen?

void void
#

dunno

static badge
#

yeah idk

upper flicker
#

its checking the wrong link presumably

static badge
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that or we made 3922 builds when nobody was looking

upper flicker
#

shh

placid thicket
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.> leaf please

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make 4000 builds with no changes

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scare the shit out of everyone

static badge
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at this rate if we pull all those prs in different builds

placid thicket
#

do it, you wont

static badge
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I mean I can't and that'd be a waste of my time

merry talon
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well it is jenkins

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unexpected things happen

upper flicker
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Could add some debug to see how thats happening

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if it keeps cropping up maybe

static badge
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maybe it's older build specific peepoJuice

upper flicker
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ye not on latest

static badge
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I mean latest wouldn't show a number but

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eh time to test

upper flicker
#

if it was that fucked up it would

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it still gets the number and maths

static badge
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math is not my strong point

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except when it comes together for adding ur braincell count

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then it's top notch

vestal jasper
#

mine's just saying it's 2 versions behind 🤔

static badge
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maybe you're 2 versions behind

vestal jasper
#

I am

static badge
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yeah

vestal jasper
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actually now I'm 3 behind

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wait no I'm not

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90
92
93

static badge
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91 was skipped

vestal jasper
#

Ye

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91's a terrible number anyway

static badge
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u should get skipped

vestal jasper
#

ok furry

static badge
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mfw ur calling me a furry

vestal jasper
#

because you are one?

static badge
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no ur one

#
[21:20:39 INFO]: This server is running Paper version git-Paper-70 (MC: 1.14.2) (Implementing API version 1.14.2-R0.1-SNAPSHOT)
[21:20:39 INFO]: Checking version, please wait...
[21:20:40 INFO]: Previous version: git-Paper-93 (MC: 1.14.2)
[21:20:40 INFO]: You are 23 version(s) behind
vestal jasper
#

I don't post animals showing their ass as my avatar

static badge
#

yeah neither do I

vestal jasper
#

you did before

static badge
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no kappa

merry talon
#

are you kink shaming

vestal jasper
#

if your kink is to diddle animals, yes

void void
#

kink shaming is my kink

vestal jasper
#

wow nice job kink shaming simple, sweepy

void void
#

he didnt shame me he just turned me on

static badge
#

wrong emote

vestal jasper
#

irc never forgets

merry talon
#

questionable

vestal jasper
#

leaf is questionable yes

static badge
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ur questionable

vestal jasper
#

not having essentials in my test server is really not fun

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reeeeee

static badge
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maybe if u weren't retarded

vestal jasper
#

thanks

static badge
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ur not welcome

fallen oracle
#

(Windows 10 no hate), anyone else had to deal with this error before?

The application-specific permission settings do not grant Local Activation permission for the COM Server application with CLSID 
merry talon
#

windows 10? PES_HyperReee

fallen oracle
#

I would boot to linux but my bios is fucked so I have no way to boot over.

merry talon
#

flash it? Thonk

void void
#

^

fallen oracle
#

Trust me, we've tried.

void void
#

reflash the bitch

fallen oracle
#

I'm basically SOL

#

I can't do BIOS updates or access the BIOS.

void void
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new motherboard time

fallen oracle
#

Which is dumb cause this motherboard is under a year old.

orchid pelican
#

.flags

limber knotBOT
static badge
#

no

hollow pier
fallen oracle
#

Did ya'll know that IntelliJ has a chrome extension? It allows you to click a single button on GitHub and it opens the project in IJ.

ancient bolt
#

Yeah

fallen oracle
#

Seems pretty cool.

#

Hey Demon, do you want me to PR a fix for the Minecraft Development maven issue people are having?

ancient bolt
#

Uh sure

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It's a 2 character fix I think

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I have no excuse 😞

supple pecan
void void
#

iz my birfday in 21 mins and 20 secs

limber knotBOT
#

any paper version recommendations?

ancient bolt
#

latest

limber knotBOT
#

currently on built 600 for 1.13.2

void void
#

stay on 1.13.2 if you aren't on 1.14 yet unless you're ready for lagfest

limber knotBOT
#

yes

static badge
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I'd update to latest 1.13.2

limber knotBOT
#

I am staying

void void
#

then latest 1.13.2

limber knotBOT
#

mmk

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sometimes the latest version has bugs, was double checking

ancient bolt
#

every version has bugs

wide hazel
#

@void void I avoided spoilers through the magic of spoiler tags on Reddit, and the virtue of not telling the wide internet that I haven't seen it yet

void void
#

Can some1 gib me song to play at certain time so gud lyrics happen for my birthday

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i has 8 mins

ancient bolt
#

.taylor

limber knotBOT
#

(Korobi) Taylor Swift - You Need To Calm Down (Lyric Video) - length 2m 58s - 663,897 likes, 33,391 dislikes (95.2%) - 11,913,426 views - TaylorSwiftVEVO on 2019.06.14

wide hazel
#

I been around long enough to know what happens when you tell the internet you don't want something

void void
#

hey guys i absolutely do NOT want free money or free transportation to philippines

ancient bolt
#

I don't want love

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....

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😦

void void
#

😦

wide hazel
#

Lol

void void
#

Gib me time to play mr demonbby

#

11:54 naio

ancient bolt
#

okay im going to sleep

void void
#

D:

wide hazel
#

Hahaha

ancient bolt
#

as always, should have gone to sleep 4 hours ago

wide hazel
#

I planned for this

void void
#

stay 6 more mins to call me rarted for my bday or something

static badge
#

simple ur retarded

ancient bolt
#

uh

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happy birthday

void void
#

its not my birthday yet bich

wide hazel
#

Happy early birthday

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Night

void void
#

adios

cedar spade
#

insert crab rave here

limber knotBOT
#

the irony of me programming sleeping routines for npcs while eschewing sleep myself in the process is not lost on me

void void
#

ok dab goodnight

wide hazel
limber knotBOT
#

owner realizes cats has alzheimers

tame pendant
#

Happy birthday simple!

marble summit
#

Hey, does anyone here have experience with eclipse?
If so, why am i getting a crap ton of random Warnings that literally can't be possible

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And have never even existed

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Until i restarted eclipse

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And they're showing up in impossible places too

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Like one of them is a issue that a function has never been used when it has and its assining the error to a variable

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I think it may have been corrupted

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eclipse -clean does absolutely nothing

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Wth Thinkfused

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Apparently now that i delete a package in a plugin and re add it the entire thing resets itself and is now fixed

golden gust
#

That's why I use IJ

static badge
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eclipse has the best theme

marble summit
#

But to be fair the package was empty

static badge
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change my mind

marble summit
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I was about to put in some classes

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And yes eclipse does look the coolest

static badge
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not sure how I feel about weeaboos agreeing with that

marble summit
#

Stfu or i will call the pound on you furry

static badge
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not furry 😠

marble summit
#

Has Animal PFP

Is not Furry

static badge
#

yeah

marble summit
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Impossible

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Double Standard

static badge
#

ur literally a weeaboo

marble summit
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If someone has a 2D Lady Profile Pic they're a weeb

static badge
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yes

marble summit
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But if someone has a 2D or 3D animal pfp they are not a furry

static badge
#

not always

marble summit
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Not Always

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Not Always

static badge
#

I'm exempt for example :>

marble summit
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😂

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Amazing Argument

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Anyways, i gotta now figure out how to make MC Recipe Classes

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For my Soul Crafting System

static badge
marble summit
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But i have no fucking idea if i can make a class that extends ShapedRecipe or not 😂

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But worst case scenario i just put in some generators and have the plugin refer to those

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Huh, neat.

heady spear
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I am b o r e d

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Not working is like really not fun. I’ve been trying to troll Minecraft servers for entertainment but kids don’t get triggered anymore, this sucks

marble summit
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Then just go onto a Anarchy Server @heady spear

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Like Minewind or Somethin

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People there are cancerous cucks

heady spear
#

I found mild success on a discord though, but they decided to be actually helpful and then I felt bad

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Someone got really mad yesterday when I said pewdiepie was boring tho

limber knotBOT
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that's fine weeb I'm sure you'll soon become a bigger yter than pewds just from your sheer good taste

heady spear
#

I should change my nick tbh because people might believe I’m an actual weeb

static badge
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well you are

limber knotBOT
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s/believe/know

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Correction, <DiscordBot> <12C​it​yw​ee​bs​tr​et​> I should change my nick tbh because people might know I’m an actual weeb

heady spear
#

Leafy stop exposing me

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Or I’ll tell everyone you have an ear fetish

limber knotBOT
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if you were exposing yourself any further we'd send the SWAT to your address to arrest you for public indecency on the internet

heady spear
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Wanna see my butt?

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I have some cute angles

static badge
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sounds pretty gay

limber knotBOT
#

that's a cute way of saying that it's so big it requires a wide angle lens to take it all in

heady spear
#

I’m thicc

limber knotBOT
#

thicc 4 jesus

marble summit
#

Imagine jesus

limber knotBOT
#

yes

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let's all do that

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collectively

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a whole lot more

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maybe it would help some of us

heady spear
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Who is Jesus?

limber knotBOT
#

Why is Jesus?

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weeb's mom's pool guy

heady spear
#

Oh

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She has a pool?

limber knotBOT
#

you need to get out of the basement more often

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just dont come to the bedroom

heady spear
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But there is outside outside

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And sunlight

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Don’t diddle my mom or you’ll get infections 😦

limber knotBOT
#

yeah but then you'd get to see jesus more than once a month when he need to get some chlorine from the basement

heady spear
#

My uni is harassing me with course evaluation requests

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They keep sending reminders and they get really aggressive

limber knotBOT
#

I skipped their quiz with the justification " "

#

turns out they forgot to check if the feedback was just whitespace

heady spear
#

I might complete the form once they actually grade our exams =))) they have three weeks to do it, but they never make the fucking deadline

#

And it’s not like they provide any useful feedback during the grading either. You might get the odd ??? Or a “no”, that’s it

golden gust
#

I honestly think that I've screwed myself with uni

limber knotBOT
#

see that's where you went wrong

#

you're supposed to be screwing other people, not yourself

heady spear
#

I screwed the garbage disposal

golden gust
#

I've been having issues with my health pretty bad, and I kinda fucked up reaching to the uni for support, and the uni never contacted me about it either

limber knotBOT
#

lol thinking uni would reach you for lack of attendance

#

I didn't attend a single class for my bachelor's degree and I still got it without anyone ever asking any questions

heady spear
#

At uni you sort of have to request support, because not a single fuck will care unless you do

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I don’t think most people are ready to do that. It’s kind of messed up

limber knotBOT
#

there's only ever two reasons uni will contact you and that's if you don't pay and if you go to it with a fucking axe to assault a teacher

heady spear
#

A lot of unis also fail to even inform students about resources, and where they can reach out. Whether it’s mental or physical health, most people struggle in silence.

limber knotBOT
#

although they really don't do much follow through for that second one

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it happened about 4 years ago here

heady spear
#

Also ye I’ve gone through entire courses without ever seeing the professor in person lol

limber knotBOT
#

dude who did the assault never even went to jail, good stuff

heady spear
#

I emailed my OOP professor calling him dumb before the course started and then I never attended the lectures

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Let’s start our own uni :333

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We can teach the art of manga reading, and how to call others dum in a public forum

limber knotBOT
#

more evidence that points towards you being a filthy weeb

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filthy weeb

limber knotBOT
#

anyway it's 10:12 am so you know what that means!

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that's right, bedtime

static badge
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ur retarded

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fucking weeaboo syncing time with japan

limber knotBOT
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it's 6pm in japan you troglodyte

static badge
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you would know you fucking weeb

heady spear
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Stop being so mean

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We r all friends

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not with filthy weebs

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well I'm sorry I didn't wish upon a bottle of nyquil to share your wit leaf

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thought if you ask me you're already sharing it with far too many people

heady spear
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Leaf u r welcome to become one of us

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We love you =3

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ur weebs

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only thing you love is ur 2d anime waifus

heady spear
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And ur cute

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Stop having so much hatred in ur heart

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the only hatred in my heart is for filthy weeaboos

heady spear
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You don't need to be like this

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We accept you for who u r

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under japan's command they attempt to invade america

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in revenge for hiroshima

heady spear
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No need for this