Hastebin vs hasteb.in?
#general
austere ivy
void void
the top right has a overlay
which covers text
and i hate it
i can't read all the info
austere ivy
Why are they bad??
void void
it's horrible
merry talon
you can get rid of that
void void
how???
merry talon
some of them do it
austere ivy
That's the only reason why you dislike hastebin!?
Hastebin is just so easy and quick.
cosmic raft
hatebin is garbage
limber knotBOT
I mean
merry talon
I mean if you're hosting it yourself, but you could just block it client side too
austere ivy
"Coming soon
This project is in development.
Any inquiries can be sent to contact @ [this domain]"
Contact @[this domain] lol.
Domain sniping much?
void void
No
domain snipers wouldn't setup a server with a lets encrypt certificate
you know whats sad
limber knotBOT
what if it's a fucking amusement park
void void
ghostbin is going away
limber knotBOT
It's somewhat amazing that a paste site kinda sucks at being read from
pulsar wigeon
that might be trademark infringement, but it's not domain sniping
merry talon
pretty sure trademarks dont apply to domains
pulsar wigeon
Aquazus: I had md fix ur shit btw
limber knotBOT
I also love this part of mc: [03:36:28 INFO]: electronicboy was slain by Phantom
pulsar wigeon
they do Sweepy
pulsar wigeon
but it depends on how it's used...just like everything else that uses trademarks
domains aren't special in that regard
pulsar wigeon
eg "minecraftsucks" would fall under criticism, so it's ok
"minecraft.co" trying to sell you bootleg voxel game that looks like minecraft but isn't, is most certainly not ok
austere ivy
OOH remember Quackity?
wait not Quackity.
What's that one kid who said loudly into a microphone "MIIINECRAFFTT.. SUUUUCCKKSSS"
He did the same with Pewdiepie I think.
void void
0_0
merry talon
bootstrap is outdated now anyway
merry talon
now that's ugly
void void
void void
the blue border
austere ivy
are you kidding?
void void
you can disable it but people keep using it
austere ivy
that's OS dependent
austere ivy
that's your selection
austere ivy
..
void void
override the stupid blue border
discord buttons don't have blue borders
why should youtubes notifications icon have one
oh also frontend bug CNN has still missed
when you hover on a headline it flashes blue then red
void void
that's for selections
austere ivy
I don't know how it is on Windows but you can change your selection color here on Mac.
Yeah.
austere ivy
Oki
void void
honestly even if it's an os thing it shouldn't be part of material design
big derp btw
i screenshotted the moment it turned blue
what kinda garbage frontend team does this
i think im being a bit too violent
i'm just a bit frustrated about these things
merry talon
its a news site
austere ivy
void void
ah shit
void void
oh
austere ivy
Yeah it's blue.
austere ivy
Well what's wrong with blue!
merry talon
old youtube is better
austere ivy
What color SHOULD it be o_O
void void
invisible
literally invisible would be better
i mean look at this piece of beauty i just made by fixing it
and all it took?
just this
¯_(ツ)_/¯
i feel like 3kliksphillip now
fallen oracle
Did you report it to CNN?
merry talon
why would they care
merry talon
boxes around forms make sense
void void
i guess yeah
maybe a better color
yes ? I have the same
not default blue
hmm
material design handled this better
merry talon
this shows you where CNN's interests are pretty well
fallen oracle
Not even a PWA? Smh.
void void
because not everyone is a hipster
i mean i hate when they boxes are invisible
but i love the underlines
oh yes and the ripples
sweepy do you really hate ripples?
void void
card design?
not sure what that means
im not that big into material, i just add some of the best touches
do you at least agree underlines are better than box shadows
void void
o
merry talon
not on forms anyway
I love the design of bootstrap
it's just overused at this point
merry talon
flat yes
void void
merry talon
square no
merry talon
they should be tabs
void void
uh the login and sign up buttons are the tabs
you can click between them to switch to the signup page
keen fossil
austere ivy
What do you folks think of Swift?
merry talon
austere ivy
.. I want to know your guys' opinions ._.
I'm looking at this and it's saying it's "lightning fast" and "concise yet expressive"
And I've never used it.
So what do you folks think of it?
pulsar wigeon
🍎 🚮
upper flicker
what do we think of swift?
upper flicker
Its fine
austere ivy
How does Swift compare with, say, Java, Python, and JavaScript?
What is it most like?
upper flicker
I mean of those, none
austere ivy
Ruby..?
upper flicker
idk never got into ruby
void void
swift is godawful in my experience
austere ivy
Why?
void void
mainly because i had to take a class on it
and they took 5 hours of my time to talk about data types
upper flicker
I thought it was fine
its miles ahead of Objective C
fuck I hate objective c though
upper flicker
for what
upper flicker
git still really doesnt handle binary files that well
void void
LFS?
upper flicker
yeah thats really not a ton better
there are plenty of filesystems with snapshot and logical management systems for volumes
void void
i mean you can't really version a series of objects lul
upper flicker
I think if I was seriously worried about it I'd use one of those
maybe if I had a ton of textual data I wanted to keep track of gitlfs would make more sense
but I cant see a ton of reason to use it for much else
austere ivy
Random random = new Random();
double randX = minXZ + random.nextDouble() * (maxXZ - minXZ);
double randY = minY + random.nextDouble() * (maxY - minY);
double randZ = minXZ + random.nextDouble() * (maxXZ - minXZ);
Vector randomVector = new Vector(randX, randY, randZ);
Is there a better way to create a random vector with bounds?
vestal jasper
upper flicker
reading over their site it looks like they use it for mostly textual data as well
web servers, something about making wordpress management easier for non-devs without pissing off the devs
worn quartz
void void
upper flicker
nice
void void
ogodofuck https://github.com/hansendc/gmailfs
back then you can get 2 GB of free space just using gmail
merry talon
imap is a horrific
void void
a lot of things developers make is horrific even though it tries not to
honestly email security was a huge problem
void void
you can send an email from meme@whitehouse.gov with no problems
merry talon
hoooly fuck
merry talon
well that's not a security issue thats just how email works
the security procols are built on top of it
imap is a really fucking badly designed protocol though
do you not run into rate limits for docs using that?
void void
ok honestly google drive is the tool that ends all other tools
you can use excel instead of databases
merry talon
unless you're a linux user
austere ivy
void void
old reddit bad
merry talon
no, you are
austere ivy
I apologize :(
merry talon
then why would you link that
austere ivy
For the not filthy, just causals, who don't have it set.
void void
brian you're slowly starting to bait people again
austere ivy
Oh, oh no.
void void
that link was completely unnecessary
austere ivy
I apologize :(
void void
you were just trying to bait people into using old reddit 😛
honestly idk why ur so upset about the baiting situation, we aren't mad at you when you bait or anything
austere ivy
I just don't mean to bait so I don't see myself as baiting.
I get mad because I say opinions and then people are like BrIaN iS bAiTiNg
void void
well i tried the uds thing but its tellin me it cant find a module named encoder and it isnt in the requirements.txt nor in pip
so cant test ripperoni
austere ivy
And it's annoying to have everything I say labeled as baiting.
merry talon
I don't mean to shoot people so I don't see myself as a killer
void void
he actually has a file called Encoder that uses the base64 lib
maybe thats what he meant to import
merry talon
probably
void void
ye
just capitalized it
Mfw I had to replace ALL his references to encoder with Encoder
maybe my install is retarded
merry talon
just rename the file lol
void void
anyway it seems to be uploading the paper jar
merry talon
lower case is best practice anyway
austere ivy
Google Drive best build server.
void void
void void
yeah it's slow
merry talon
must be rate limits then
void void
might be yeah
austere ivy
I get 100000000b/s at home.
austere ivy
Remember, 176kB/s is 1.4mb/s
upper flicker
yeah but this is better because its slow and could get you banned
merry talon
no its not brian
austere ivy
Internet speeds are always advertised as bits.
upper flicker
the struggle and risk makes it better
austere ivy
How could this get you banned anyway? Unlimited storage, right?
merry talon
is that why people like rust?
upper flicker
its a ToS violation
void void
all 58 documents of paper goodness https://puu.sh/Dv7L5/6e4e307a97.png
upper flicker
they probably wouldnt notice unless you put a lot in
afaik they dont explicitly screen for it
austere ivy
What's their ToS?
static badge
wtf is going on here
upper flicker
google docs fs
austere ivy
Their ToS, probably:
"You have unlimited storage."
"But don't store stuff that's too big, else we're terminating your drive."
static badge
google docs file system
void void
each document is 548 pages
void void
31748 pages of paper-626.jar
merry talon
that's a lot bigger than I would've thought
austere ivy
Wait. What.
merry talon
its free
void void
because i was presented with the power to do so, so i did so
austere ivy
why wouldn't you just store it on Drive
void void
and it cost me nothing
cosmic raft
why not just store it, ya know, as one file
static badge
if I had cancer
austere ivy
hhat whe teck
merry talon
because its free
static badge
I'd know it'd be from this very conversation
void void
why not just pull down 58 separate files and deconstruct the base64 back into a binary so I can run paper?
why not do that every single boot to save disk space?
cosmic raft
why not one file
merry talon
BECAUSE ITS FREE
void void
^
cosmic raft
so is a single file?
shy mirage
in a sense
cosmic raft
now you're making no sense
void void
its FREE
upper flicker
theyre abusing the free office docs feature for unlimited storage
void void
google docs take 0 google drive storage
ancient bolt
i enjoy having power again
void void
meaning you can upload INFINITE files
in this way, you could, theoretically with enough time and of course assuming they don't ban you before you do, upload terrabytes
ancient bolt
I found out tonight I'm woefully unprepared for my power to go out
shy mirage
someone go risk their google account and stress test this
merry talon
at 176kbps
static badge
burn tacos for fuel 
merry talon
good luck
void void
even wurst approves of tacos
ancient bolt
people have had their google accounts permanately banned from abusing google docs like that
shy mirage
get multiple computers
ancient bolt
I wouldn't fuck around with that
shy mirage
176kbps * number of computers
ancient bolt
google docs is a pretty good deal as it is
merry talon
so because you dont worry about it you dont think anyone does
cosmic raft
I expect people not to be morons and abuse a service offered for free like that, potentially risking the future free-ness of it
merry talon
@meager perch pictures and other media?
cosmic raft
those people can fuck off
ancient bolt
to be fair google photos allows basically unlimited uncompressed image uploads
and literally unlimited with google's compression
cosmic raft
yeah, but knowing sweepy/simple they're going to start shoving Windows ISOs into a png next
merry talon
yes kashike but you phrased it as not understanding why the software does what it does
austere ivy
My mother has a 150gb photo library.
ancient bolt
I'm sure other folks would run out of it quickly
austere ivy
Can Google Photos host it all?
shy mirage
people with pixels got unlimited uncompressed storage
void void
hey m8 I didn't write the thing lmao
shy mirage
but afaik normal people have a limit
ancient bolt
@austere ivy yes
merry talon
google photos uncompressed storage just counts towards your drive quota
austere ivy
o-o nice
ancient bolt
they won't all be perfect quality, they will be compressed at some level
austere ivy
oh :(
ancient bolt
but from what I've seen of google photos, it does a pretty good job of maintaining quality
austere ivy
Nevermind then
ancient bolt
nothing even close to facebook level compression
austere ivy
oh okay.
ancient bolt
I don't notice the difference
merry talon
I still like to have the original versions
cosmic raft
@shy mirage no; you're still limited with Original file size; you can upload unlimited high-quality though
merry talon
otherwise they end up getting compressed a bunch of times eventually
cosmic raft
upper flicker
I should just move it to compressed
austere ivy
upper flicker
Have copies elsewhere
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) When you eat food in a foreign country - length 1m - 30,218 likes, 72 dislikes (99.8%) - 366,520 views - Daniel Thrasher on 2018.09.22
ancient bolt
google is literally giving people unlimited high quality photo repos just to get people to be in their ecosystems
ancient bolt
kinda nuts
shy mirage
personally any photos I care about are taken with a nice camera in RAW
any mobile photos can be compressed to hell
don't care
merry talon
problem with also having the original copy somewhere else is that you lose the benefit of automatic uploads
so I just pay a few bucks for more storage and keep everything at original
upper flicker
I do have the originals auto upload elsewhere
merry talon
yep
upper flicker
Just not to google
cosmic raft
$2.79, close enough
upper flicker
Don’t really use drive much anymore tbh
void void
I have literally never had that happen but that's pretty funny I guess lmao
merry talon
then your shit gets out of sync though
cosmic raft
30TB for $419.99/mo
ancient bolt
economies of scale are nuts, kinda interesting seeing it apply to things like compute storage space these days
merry talon
if you never delete anything yeah
ancient bolt
drop
merry talon
wat
merry talon
you realize I'm just confused not trying to argue lol
upper flicker
When do we roll
cosmic raft
100k emails basically
ancient bolt
guys I get my new phone tomorrow
merry talon
in that case, you have to have them all on your phone still if they sync the deletes
ancient bolt
I'm excited
void void
.remind 30d ask kashike to show me his email count
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 month from now.
shy mirage
which phone
cosmic raft
for what demonwav?
ancient bolt
@cosmic raft read a single line up lmao
ancient bolt
oh
upper flicker
You have to have them on your phone until they sync no matter what
ancient bolt
one plus 7 pro
shy mirage
is that the one with the camera that pops out
ancient bolt
yeah
shy mirage
lmao I love that thing
cosmic raft
not a fan of the oneplus stuff myself
merry talon
You can delete them afterwards though
and then to delete them from both services you have to do them both then
upper flicker
Yes
austere ivy
.remind 1y Hey, Brian. You're a year older! 16! That's pretty cool. What are you doing with your life? Start doing something, I'm not sure what. I'm not sure why. But if you still are on this Paper Discord in a year, you better either be a "no table" or GONE because you need to get your life together. Have a nice rest of your life! :)
shy mirage
I know it'll break and it's another point of failure but it's so cool
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 year from now.
upper flicker
I could just turn off googles
cosmic raft
my google drive has random stuff all over
upper flicker
But not really any reason to
ancient bolt
mfw brian is so young he thinks 1 year is a long time
void void
Poor Brian
upper flicker
Google Photos has a really nice one click public share though
Pick some photos, get url
ancient bolt
what the fuck even is a no table
cosmic raft
then it's like 4
austere ivy
.remind 10y Hey, Brian! You're a lot older! 25! That's pretty cool. What are you doing with your life? Start doing something. Again, I'm not sure what, I'm not sure why, but you better either be a millionaire, or.. eh, who am I kidding. YOU BETTER BE A BILLIONAIRE OR I'M GOING TO BE SERIOUSLY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU.
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 decade from now.
austere ivy
👍
cosmic raft
share -> advanced -> change -> anyone with link -> done, then copy url
upper flicker
Kash broke into the notables home and then stole their tables
cosmic raft
;D
upper flicker
They no longer have tables
cosmic raft
@merry talon blep
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 week from now.
void void
.remind 55y You're approaching death, old man. But I hope you're still kicking it with the meme boys.
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 6 decades from now.
ancient bolt
oh that's a role
cosmic raft
yes
austere ivy
.remind 123y Are you dead yet? You better be dead. If you sold your soul to a demon or something in exchange for immortality, bad exchange, dude, you're going to be here after the heat death of the universe. Just die sometime, okay?
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 1 century from now.
austere ivy
.remind 100c How's the heat death of the universe going?
void void
austere ivy
.remind 10000000y How's the heat death of the universe going?
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10000 millennia from now.
austere ivy
👍
void void
wtf
merry talon
use the damn cafebabe channel
ancient bolt
.remind 483935s lol spotted is dum
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 6 days from now.
static badge
ur all literally cancer
cosmic raft
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"network" : "spigot",
"channel" : "#paper",
"channel_object_id" : ObjectId("56eb8b9ae4b071c24ca4b3ac"),
"date" : ISODate("2019-05-21T04:44:59.895Z"),
"remind_at" : ISODate("2019-05-26T19:10:34.895Z"),
"is_reminded" : false,
"actor_name" : "DiscordBot",
"actor_hostname" : "DiscordBot!~DiscordBot@SpigotMC-ffh63a.destroystokyo.com",
"actor_prefix" : "VOICE",
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"recipient_hostname" : "DiscordBot!~DiscordBot@SpigotMC-ffh63a.destroystokyo.com",
"recipient_prefix" : "VOICE",
"message" : "lol spotted is dum"
}
.remind 9223372036854775808y overflow?
void void
no u @static badge
austere ivy
.remind 1s lol spotted is rud
vestal jasper
austere ivy
void void
😂
vestal jasper
did I crash it
austere ivy
Vic, I blame you.
cosmic raft
no
static badge
did you really kill his bot
void void
.remind 1d test
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 24 hours from now.
void void
oh
austere ivy
Oh, huh.
static badge
apparently not
vestal jasper
Oh it prob doesn't accept seconds
austere ivy
.remind 10s leaf is very rud, tell him that, Brian
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.
limber knotBOT
Reminder for DiscordBot: leaf is very rud, tell him that, Brian
austere ivy
BRUH. :o
merry talon
not you
vestal jasper
@austere ivy
austere ivy
Leaf, you're rud.
void void
wait it doesnt even tag the person who did it
vestal jasper
no
void void
assuming its still up some poor old sap in 55 years is going to get an "you're approaching death, old man" message
cosmic raft
just a few reminders
merry talon
kash make korobi discord bot
austere ivy
It won't remind me when I need to go check up in 10000 millennia?
.remind 10s @austere ivy is pinging working?
limber knotBOT
DiscordBot: Reminder set for 10 seconds from now.
cosmic raft
yes
limber knotBOT
Reminder for DiscordBot: @austere ivy is pinging working?
austere ivy
Yup.
vestal jasper
It tags whoever sent the message. It's an IRC bot though so if someone uses it on discord, the command sender is DiscordBot
So it pings DiscordBot
austere ivy
CafeBot Discord when
void void
cosmic raft
private static final Pattern PATTERN = Pattern.compile("<(.*)> .*");
public static Pair<String, String> pickWithBotInMind(final User normally, final String message) {
if(message.startsWith("<") && normally.getNick().startsWith("DiscordBot")) {
final Matcher matcher = PATTERN.matcher(message);
if(matcher.matches()) {
return Pair.of("@" + Format.stripAll(matcher.group(1)).replace("\u200B", ""), " ");
}
}
return Pair.of(normally.getMessagingName(), ": ");
}
hacky hacky
shy mirage
forgot how disgusting Java is
cosmic raft
better than shithon
ancient bolt
would be better in C
pulsar wigeon
u r gross too
merry talon
the google photo I linked cropped the image in the preview for some reason
made it wide
pulsar wigeon
look at all this 💩 🐒
void void
i need to learn rust (again) one of these days and actually use it for something
cosmic raft
channel_ai - 6 records
channel_ai_history - 78 records
channel_commands - 826 records
channel_topics - 7,945 records
channels - 125 records
chat_indexes - 61,214 records
chats - 14,909,097 records
my_collection_keys - 18 records
networks - 7 records
reminders - 1,025 records
users - 45 records
korobi has nearly 15 million chat entries
shy mirage
korobi is actually the NSA
merry talon
wtf is a Pair
cosmic raft
no
ancient bolt
Pair is the poor-man's multiple return
void void
its like a map entry @merry talon except generically a pair
austere ivy
clap clap
merry talon
dumb
pulsar wigeon
u2
austere ivy
DID SOMEONE SAY
cosmic raft
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"network" : "spigot",
"channel" : "#paper",
"join_message" : null,
"join_message_enabled" : false,
"patterns" : {
"1" : {
"case_insensitive" : true,
"pattern" : "paperspigot",
"messages" : [
"We're now known as Paper."
],
"type" : "FIND",
"enabled" : true
},
"2" : {
"markHit" : false,
"pattern" : "(zombie|drown).*dup(e|lication)",
"messages" : [
"\u0002The zombie/drowned duplication bug was fixed last year."
],
"type" : "FIND",
"enabled" : false
},
"3" : {
"case_insensitive" : true,
"pattern" : "eta",
"messages" : [
"Anyone requesting, or mentioning, an ETA will be fed to goblins."
],
"type" : "FIND",
"enabled" : false
}
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"ai"
pulsar wigeon
tbh dumb is not knowing what a pair is
void void
is that nosql
austere ivy
CALL ME.
vestal jasper
zombie dupe
cosmic raft
use a fucking spacebar
merry talon
ArrayList<Pair>
austere ivy
ancient bolt
eta
vestal jasper
.zombiedupe
ancient bolt
boring
vestal jasper
.zombie.dupe
void void
@merry talon--
ancient bolt
paperspigot
limber knotBOT
@ancient bolt [Auto] We're now known as Paper.
austere ivy
What's zombie dupe command?
ancient bolt
well at least that one still works
merry talon
simpleauthority--
void void
no u
ancient bolt
.taylor
limber knotBOT
Taylor Swift - ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco) https://youtu.be/FuXNumBwDOM
merry talon
oh does it not like the prefix
limber knotBOT
(Korobi) Taylor Swift - ME! (feat. Brendon Urie of Panic! At The Disco) - length 4m 9s - 4,361,578 likes, 340,689 dislikes (92.8%) - 174,259,862 views - TaylorSwiftVEVO on 2019.04.26
.$db -p
austere ivy
.brian
limber knotBOT
Uptime: 3w6d8h12m32s | Queued: 0 | Processed: 403077 | Q/s: 0.17062529208178967
limber knotBOT
.$vstats -p
merry talon
baiting again
limber knotBOT
U: 3w6d8h12m55s | Q/P/s: 0/403095/0.17 | Cache{networks=4, channels=38, commands=9}
void void
sexy
limber knotBOT
.$mem
limber knotBOT
.$mem -p
249672936 bytes (238 MB) / 292552704 bytes (279 MB) up to 7430733824 bytes (7086 MB)
yes, made a code change 3 weeks ago
ancient bolt
and you're not hot-reloading?
austere ivy
ancient bolt
fucking casual
merry talon
every aspect of korobi should be a microservice
cosmic raft
lmao
merry talon
java cant be webscale
void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Episode 1 - Mongo DB Is Web Scale - length 5m 36s - 5,160 likes, 145 dislikes (97.3%) - 521,719 views - gar1t on 2010.08.27
merry talon
private static final int MAGIC_INDEX = -97724;
``` hmmcan't be abused at all, it's just a random value that is never possible
minimum is 0
austere ivy
public static void class Main {
Main() {
new Main();
}
}
so why not -1
austere ivy
👏 👏
cosmic raft
random value
merry talon
why
upper flicker
-1 isn’t magic enough you filthy casual
merry talon
private static final int MAGIC_INDEX = -(Math.PI);
that code was written 22 Mar 2015
shy mirage
that's older than me
cosmic raft
/**
* I'm a little teapot, short and stdout.
*
* Proxy calls to {@link System#out} and {@link System#err}, to record caller information in the log message.
*/
public final class TracingPrintStream extends PrintStream {
best comments in the codebase though
void void
did you write that kash
austere ivy
I like my coffee white
I'm watching videos about coffee and they're saying how it's better when it's black and bitter.
That's disgusting.
void void
It is.
austere ivy
I don't like coffee.
cosmic raft
think I did
void void
Bitterness is an acquired taste I guess
austere ivy
If I ever drink coffee, it's 90% creamer.
merry talon
hmm, I'm a teapot
cosmic raft
17 Feb 2015
shy mirage
don't worry, people who say they like black coffee are just pretending
upper flicker
Black as the night
merry talon
remember when npm broke for a while because the registry returned 418
shy mirage
they just want to be cool and hip
void void
Cold housebrew anyone?
merry talon
hope you dont value your teeth
limber knotBOT
what was it
shy mirage
people have been showing off about how they like their coffee black and bitter since before you were born
limber knotBOT
.$toggleakio -c
CSP warnings are now enabled
ah yes, no value
.$toggleakio -c
CSP warnings are now disabled
upper flicker
I thought people showed off about the random combinations now
still stupid, just different flavors
shy mirage
caramel mocha frapiatto
merry talon
limber knotBOT
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cosmic raft
did you mean: no
austere ivy
did you mean:
cosmic raft
yes i did
limber knotBOT
.addcmd brian https://v.redd.it/1n80cxwrinx21/DASH_480
exit
er
not a terminal
ancient bolt
.brian
limber knotBOT
ancient bolt
perfect
cosmic raft
lmao that gif
merry talon
fucking why does it download that video and open it in my media player when I click on that
how do I tell it to open in browser
in KDE
cosmic raft
it should open in your browser?
shy mirage
what browser
austere ivy
I'm watching that video you linked to .brian
what on earth lol
My new favorite gif haha
Completely oblivious to what's happening, literally sets himself on fire, and is confused why he's then on fire
merry talon
so you see why it's linked to your name
prisma rock
shy mirage
remember when pressing spacebar while not focused on the youtube video player would scroll you down
this is the only good thing web 9.0 has provided
merry talon
press k
shy mirage
k is adjust audio delay in vlc I think
austere ivy
jklpf
shy mirage
the only player that matters
cosmic raft
the thing that bugs me the most about games
merry talon
yeah vlc does some stupid shit
austere ivy
And don't forget typing "awesome" making it rainbow.
merry talon
but it should be in there
cosmic raft
is that they use wasd, and some don't allow changing that at all
austere ivy
Are you left handed?
cosmic raft
what does that have to do with anything
shy mirage
left handed people have a harder time with wasd
austere ivy
Well righties use wasd, and lefties use arrow keys.
shy mirage
since their mouse is on the left..
merry talon
because wasd is generally good for moving around
cosmic raft
I use esdf wherever I can
cosmic raft
with minecraft, a is sneak
merry talon
yeah that's weird
shy mirage
yeah you're a mutant
vestal jasper
SweepyToday at 10:10 PM
yeah vlc does some stupid shit
I read that as vic at first
merry talon
that too
vestal jasper
I'm used to leaf harassing me but not you too D:
cosmic raft
autoJump:false
key_key.forward:key.keyboard.e
key_key.left:key.keyboard.s
key_key.back:key.keyboard.d
key_key.right:key.keyboard.f
key_key.sneak:key.keyboard.a
key_key.inventory:key.keyboard.w
key_key.swapHands:key.keyboard.g
those are what I use/change with minecraft for controls
shy mirage
wtf is autojump
static badge
is vic being retarded
cosmic raft
nope. my hand, this is more comfortable for it
merry talon
exactly what it says
cosmic raft
it's auto-jump
shy mirage
yeah man I haven't played this game seriously in like 4 years
static badge
auto-jump is for retards
shy mirage
what is auto jumping
austere ivy
WASD is for my left hand.
Shift is for my left thumb.
Space is for my right hand.
Trackpad is for my right thumb.
And also pointy finger.
merry talon
have fun with RSI
shy mirage
repetetive stress injury
austere ivy
If I'm using a mouse, I use a pinky for WASD.
shy mirage
you'll find out when you get older D:
merry talon
repetitive strain injury
gaunt aurora
austere ivy
Wait a sec lemme take a picture of my position for my keyboard.
merry talon
lol
static badge
.g tumor
limber knotBOT
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austere ivy
Ist likeIt's like that.
Thumb is lower down there.
Down near the bottom of the trackpad.
I use the right thumb for clicking, left and right clicking.
The pointer finger for moving the actual cursor, and the rest for spacebar.
On the left, you can see my thumb is extremely overworked and stressed.
static badge
teratoma tumors 
merry talon
weaponized retardation right there
vestal jasper
fuck you glfw what the fuck
merry talon
RSI in a bottle
vestal jasper
why are all keys constants in the GLFW class
merry talon
@static badge you use
static badge
huh?
merry talon
m o u s e a c c e l l
austere ivy
merry talon
that's premium tier retardation
void void
and this one is the most offensive
austere ivy
What video, Mono?
static badge
sweepy and ur bronze
void void
limber knotBOT
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void void
-_-
merry talon
ur quick play
austere ivy
merry talon
why would you even screenshot that
void void
yeah
merry talon
he's just baiting again
void void
yeah that's definitely it
void void
oh
austere ivy
Sorry let me use my private server instead.
umbral tiger
@north vale thanks for wasting my time
merry talon
oh so you're just legitimately mentally ill
void void
youtube has a serious issue with blue borders
void void
austere ivy
Guaranteed no blue borders. Order yours today!
I'm pretty sure that's easy to fix with CSS.
static badge
what the fuck is wrong with the borders?
void void
prtsc
merry talon
does nothing on linux
void void
there's gotta be a Stylish thing about this
mitigation
ah shit this is server side
merry talon
baiting
austere ivy
But then that means that people who need the tab thingy will be .. not able to use the tab thingy.
.bait
.stopbaitingsweepy
void void
but where
austere ivy
button:focus { outline: none; }
void void
oh
merry talon
stylish would work
austere ivy
Beat me to it.
void void
some extension
austere ivy
Bingo bada boomgo.
void void
also you forgot about the !important tag
merry talon
yes
austere ivy
Horray :)
Tell you what, just for you, I'll add button:focus { outline: none; } to my website.
Nevermind, bad idea.
ancient bolt
limber knotBOT
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merry talon
Those are not tacos
upper flicker
🤔
limber knotBOT
Hey baby
austere ivy
Hey, what's up.
Who are you?
12 dollars says he's ryan reynolds.*
*12 imaginary dollars.
shell vine
lol mac n cheese in a tortilla
raven leaf
merry talon
ravioli though
steady elbow
void void
my youtube recommendations are TRASH
atomic marten
Stop watching trash content
void void
what a novel idea
merry talon
I've always been pleasanty surprised by their algorithm
not sure why everyone thinks its trash
void void
I've got a bunch of shit in mine that I would never want to watch in a million years
cosmic raft
@merry talon because it's trash
merry talon
not for me
cosmic raft
no I mean https://www.youtube.com/feed/trending
is hot trash
regular recommendations are trash