slams hand on table YOU DON'T GET A LAWYER.
#general
void void
what the fu ck
excuse me stop talking to my client that way
crushes @golden gust into easily reassembled pieces and carries him out of the pub in a box
austere ivy
You're defending a criminal!
golden gust
;-;
void void
Don't worry I'll put him back together
austere ivy
you better, we have an interview to continue.
austere ivy
👀
void void
Stupid chick in this video:
Question: "What are the three states of matter?"
Chick: "New York... "
austere ivy
"new yoak, maahnhattan, and salid"
pulsar wigeon
while we're making fun of stupid people, can we talk about brian
pulsar wigeon
at least i'm not a furry
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<DiscordBot> <TᴇʜBʀɪᴀɴ> Leaf what are you hungry for.
limber knotBOT
irc never forgets
austere ivy
Some advanced calculus and my highly skilled deduction leads me to believe that he got 2200$ from that.
static badge
did I?
void void
total dls != total purchases
pulsar wigeon
for premium plugins it is
austere ivy
Yeah, it is.
pulsar wigeon
though it doesn't account for price changes
pulsar wigeon
depends on the person
tardy lynx
wow
austere ivy
He released a new version today at 7:52 AM.
tardy lynx
I might make a premium plugin then
austere ivy
And 4 new downloads since then.
That means that he's gotten 40 dollars since this morning.
pulsar wigeon
they could have sold 200 copies for a dollar to pump the numbers, then raised it to 10
austere ivy
Like that's not bad money.
I should start selling NoBedExplosions 👀
"Guaranteed to be bug free. Advanced if statements included."
I have a patr-- cough
It's okay I'm keeping it free ;D
I'm so charitable.
"Guaranteed to be bug free. AI event-checking methods."
Waaay better, thanks AndGK.
Whoa, if I would've set the price to 100$, I could've gotten 1000$ since May 12.
void void
yeh til i decompile it and out you in a giant spigot forum scandal that happens every now and then and is utterly sad and pathetic
austere ivy
👀
wide chasm
AI == advanced ifs. It's an acronym, you see
austere ivy
I see.
void void
My employer didn't give a single fuck about my GH account beyond checking to see if I had any repositories.
static badge
I doubt they'd turn ur ass turn for "LOL THIS KID DOES MINECRAFT STUFF"
tardy lynx
if(String.valueOf(condition).equals("true"))
Ima just make a basic chat plugin
and sell it for $5
austere ivy
Notch: applying for a job (extremely unnecessary since he's a billionaire but whatever)
Notch: Hey so I seemed to have passed all the intelligence checks, am I good to go?
Interviewer: IT SEEMS HERE THAT YOU'VE DONE MINECRAFT STUFF
INTERVIEWEER: THAT'S CRINGY
interviewer: get outta my face
void void
God I wish I was Notch. I don't even need a billion bucks. I need like 8K. And then I'm solid lmao.
fml
void void
It is for me to get my ass out of debt at the current moment.
Yes Brian, thank you for the Real Life Lesson.
austere ivy
Tell you what, do you have a patreon?
void void
Although, where I'm going, my rent will be around $80-90 US per month.
void void
Give or take like 25 bucks in either direction.
austere ivy
Where are you going.
void void
No where I'm telling you! 🎲
austere ivy
Where I'm at, it's like 500 a month.
golden gust
You going back? 😄
void void
When I get cash, yea
austere ivy
👀
golden gust
Hey, maybe you'll get to go see china again
void void
Fuck China
Although their smoking rooms are alright
(And I say that having only seen the airports which suck major balls.)
austere ivy
electroniccat, when's your patreon coming?
void void
About employers why not instead of showing like sometimes cringy reviews like code snippets, bug resolutions, and other factors that are more "promising" for enterprises?
golden gust
I was actually looking at paetron a while back and they wanted stuff like a banner pic and just urgh
austere ivy
Looking at the reviews of the plugin, it seems that whole thing of "if you pay for something, you're more likely to like it."
void void
wtf they take 8% of your monthly income on patreon
void void
kay take that bitches, ill make $0 then u get SHIT
golden gust
They bumped it up recently afaik
austere ivy
For me since I got founders pricing, but you can still have 5% if you don't have multiple tiers.
Take a look at this:
void void
austere ivy
Yeah I get pro for 5% since I made before those changes.
May 7th were those changes.
Oh not that patreon.
void void
irc never forgets
cosmic raft
would you not
golden gust
judging
austere ivy
I'm waiting till I get my nossr monies to throw money at them ;D
Currently my plan is that 25% of my nossr monies go to nossr again, 25% of it goes to kash, and 50% goes to my new computer fund. 👍
limber knotBOT
nope
austere ivy
You can't stop me from throwing money at you >;3
limber knotBOT
unpublished it
void void
I guess he can.
austere ivy
What? D:
golden gust
lol
void void
ok i made a patreon
austere ivy
russian accent Is simple, you play, or die.
void void
now it will just sit there
austere ivy
LET ME THROW MY MONEY AT YOU.
golden gust
Wouldn't even give him my discarded gum
void void
cat
gum
austere ivy
Wait, I don't have my nossr monies yet, I have to wait to the start of this month.
Oh wait I need a credit card.
Hmm, I've heard good things about Capital One teen cards.
golden gust
fiiiiiine
austere ivy
That could work.
void void
be careful with a credit card for god's sake
golden gust
The bits of dead mice that got in my teeth
pulsar wigeon
@void void why did you write this patch so fucking retarded? https://hub.spigotmc.org/stash/projects/SPIGOT/repos/craftbukkit/commits/e8c929356eed50a8c9dfa07400348a0d2d560b36
void void
am don
void void
i got shet to do
wtf ansel elgort sings
LMAO
i would never imagine that seeing his face
limber knotBOT
(kashike) Ansel Elgort - All I Think About Is You (Audio) - length 3m 9s - 108,482 likes, 925 dislikes (99.2%) - 4,629,434 views - AnselElgortVEVO on 2017.06.23
void void
maybe I just never knew he sang these
void void
So apparently people can hold the mouse down and unplug it to auto-click?
Anyone know about this? lol
golden gust
seems legit
golden gust
Probably doesn't care that the device got disconnected, just it knows it didn't get an unclick
tropic flame
lmao if we still used PS/2 mice that wouldn't be a problem
disconnected your mouse? too bad, it will only work again after a restart after you plug it back
I'm sure many people are too lazy for that lol
pulsar wigeon
yes, because people won't just weigh down their mouse with a heavy object, or resort to a literally one liner in AHK
just force everyone to use PS/2. effective anticheat there.
🤦
strange bane
You can probably detect auto-clicking relatively accurately.
pulsar wigeon
the fuck are you on about?
strange bane
On the server side.
pulsar wigeon
???? how exactly
what's the difference between someone who has "unplugged their mouse", someone with a weight on it, and someone "legitimately" holding down their mouse button?
strange bane
Well you'd get slight movements in the head, but either way you can just request activity if they're staring forward and clicking.
tropic flame
am I the only one that when benchmining doesn't stay like mining for 6 hours on a straight line
I just turn in different directions to see if I find something different than just stone and its other fourty million variants
rose pier
"Benchmining"? Is that different from stripmining?
tropic flame
... nah I just got used to call it benchmining for some reason lol
but yeah stripmining
rose pier
I used to stick to one direction until it made sense to stop.
Maybe I used up a stack of torches.
Maybe inventory was filling up.
tropic flame
lmao in 1.9+ I place torches much less frequently
put torch in left hand, turn on Optifine's dynamic lights
profit
strange bane
Technically cheating, no? 😛
rose pier
You get mobs all over the place though, I assume.
tropic flame
cheating would be gammabright lmao
well yeah, I don't find a problem with it though
and if anything I actually want the mobs, skeletons for bones and yeah
strange bane
I do count dynamic lighting and zoom as cheating personally.
Anyone else getting CPU usage when idle on the multiplayer screen on 1.14?
tropic flame
meh I don't see any unfair advantage on it tbh
I could just go on options.txt and set "gamma" to 16
pulsar wigeon
fyi, this is a strip mine https://i.imgur.com/C1gJFQC.jpg
this is a branch mine https://i.imgur.com/BVMJrrD.png
learn the difference
rose pier
Why every 3 blocks? That leaves one row of blocks invisible.
pulsar wigeon
diamonds generally spawn in clusters up to 2x2x2
rose pier
Makes sense then.
pulsar wigeon
it's very rare to get diamonds only in the middle without any on either side
tropic flame
well if there's anything there it should appear in the rows from the extremes
pulsar wigeon
it's to maximize block discovery : block mined ratio
austere ivy
I’m using 1.12.2, is it bad if I do the InvehtiryGolder thug?
GAH TYPING IN ANH ONE IS HARD
pulsar wigeon
"InvehtiryGolder thug"
rose pier
Do you go for 2 or 3 blocks tall then?
pulsar wigeon
i mean, one block tall mining wasn't possible for most of MCs history
oh wait what
why 3 lol
i thought you asked 1 or 2
cuz that would make sense
tropic flame
well now you can go for 1.5 blocks tall if you place slabs /s
rose pier
Lol is 1 block possible now?
pulsar wigeon
yes
rose pier
Strange.
pulsar wigeon
dive/swim mining is a thing
tropic flame
yeah, 1.13, swimming mechanics
rose pier
Don't you mine slower then if you're in water?
pulsar wigeon
idk if it's worth shit but, apparently it's a thing
i don't think you mine in water
you just like, start in water, get into 1 block space, then you're in a single block tunnel of air
not sure exactly tho tbh
haven't played mc in years 👌
i think there is/was a trick with elytra too?
maybe not usable for mining tho
pulsar wigeon
what trick
austere ivy
Or should I not do it because DePrecaTioN
Implementing InventoryHolder to identify custom GUIs in your plugin.
Alternative is comparing inventories and storing them in a map.
Or just checking the name (which is a very bad idea!!!)
Anyone?
What happened?
AYY IT'S GETTING ARCHIVED
Yeah ever since a bit ago it's turned into an awful place.
Everyones at /r/minecraft now.
What a shame, though.
Yikes though, OptiFine's main hub was...
uh..
well..
hosted on Minecraftforums
They might have to migrate to PlanetMinecraft..
tropic flame
wait what?
void void
Good their staffing is less than competent with service. PlanetMinecraft is probably preparing for extra loads if they are ahead of the cruve.
austere ivy
PlanetMinecraft is AWFUL.
Their website is so laggy..
Their threads are also super.. strange
I don't know I just wish PlanetMinecraft would act and work a bit modern, a bit faster.
void void
True they need to have the loads. A good community will only stick around for so long on a potato.
austere ivy
I've been using /r/minecraft for a couple years now, but nothing compares to Minecraftforum in terms of discussions.
/r/minecraft is awful for actual discussions or threads about anything. It's reddit, which is a wildly different system than forums.
Time to profit on this.
minecraftforums.net isn't taken.
Oh wow it is, it just redirects to minecraftforum.net
https://www.minecraftforum.com seems to be alive.
.. never mind.
the most recent post is 1.12.2
This is why I don't like PMC:
***S K I N S ***
tropic flame
lmao planetmc is full of kids
has really great resources, like maps and resource packs, but it's also full of kids
tropic flame
yeah but MC Forum was more mature at least from my view
tropic flame
I'd go to reddit if I were "the crowd"
tropic flame
lmao migrate to BlackSpigot /s
austere ivy
angry Brian noises
Looking at Minecraftforum right now..
Seems like it's glorified tech support.
what
..
that's across ALL categories
tropic flame
lmao microsoft indian tech support
austere ivy
The only active things are tech support
if you don't sort by new you're a filthy casual
How do you think the new good things make it's way to the top!?
stiff yarrow
Brian take my patreon money and buy some manners 
void void
Does anyone know of a custom killing mobs and possibly even custom blocks plugin to be able to reward upon commands? I know one existed but I don't remember what it was where you could set % and all of that fun stuffs.
austere ivy
I apologize, barty. :(
tropic flame
oh hold on
we completely forgot about Minecraft's official discord lol
people can just use discord
austere ivy
Oh huh. Let me join that.
austere ivy
I joined :D
It's insanely active.
I don't know what I expected from a guild with 30k members.
void void
30,000 online users is insane after all.
unreal quarry
Stuff no one on the Bukkit side of things wants you to know about. It's top secret information. Unless you're using vanilla, then you use it a lot already.
stiff yarrow
NBT is a system for storing data onto various things in Minecraft, things stored can have names and a value, data is persistent
austere ivy
I can't use paypal because I'm not old enough..
I'm looking into a Capital One teen credit card but I'm not sure, just want to know what others use.
ancient bolt
I hate when I have a hot pan on the stove
I'm afraid one of my cats will jump up on it
austere ivy
Gas, Demon?
ancient bolt
electric
austere ivy
Me too. I have zebra finches at home and we let them fly around the house.
They always fly to us whenever we're around, but it's bad when we're cooking.
austere ivy
Right, yeah, I need a bank account.
I was looking around and I was thinking of a Capital One teen account.
I just want to know what others use.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
stiff yarrow
did you think for some reason, me, a 30 year old hikkineet living in his moms living room didn't have a bank account or paypal account due to the age restrictions?
stiff yarrow
a bank account
austere ivy
yeah.. but like..
stiff yarrow
I opened one at 16
austere ivy
What bank?
stiff yarrow
all the banks are shit
you just use them until you get credit score and move to a credit union
austere ivy
There's not a whole lot of bank accounts that allow under 18.
so I was looking at capital one..
austere ivy
Oh really? Huh.
stiff yarrow
well look it up
austere ivy
Well I'm out of country now >:I
stiff yarrow
every bank is different
austere ivy
I think we use/used to use old national mainly but we might've changed.
austere ivy
Last I heard old national doesn't have teen accounts ¯_(ツ)_/¯
stiff yarrow
its one giant scamaz
austere ivy
Nossr can I just put all my patreon monies in your bank account.
stiff yarrow
austere ivy
Promise to pay me back someday?
stiff yarrow
you are t rying to put the money I gave you back in my account
this is next level nigerian prince stuff
austere ivy
We just need to pay some processing fees.
I swear you'll get all my patreon monies, just pay me 500$ for the processing fees.
unreal quarry
It's for his dead aunt, the queen
stiff yarrow
deal 
austere ivy
epic runs away
stiff yarrow
Brian you know you could probably just do freelance even at your level, there's basic bitch work out there
buy yourself a mac book
unreal quarry
No, a desktop
austere ivy
Billy, can a desktop fit in a suitcase for planes, trains, and automobiles?
unreal quarry
Don't listen to nossr. Desktop where it's at ;)
stiff yarrow
yes?
austere ivy
I'm not kidding, it needs to fit in a plane, a train, and an automobile.
In a suitcase.
stiff yarrow
@unreal quarry I would never recommend for someone to get a mac book
austere ivy
Actually, plane, bus, and automobile.
stiff yarrow
Brian just talks non-stop about how he wants one
unreal quarry
He needs a desktop tho
austere ivy
I'll get a great desktop once we're out of this traveling business.
stiff yarrow
@austere ivy here's the thing Brian, you don't take it with you to Colombia
you leave it at home
unreal quarry
He just keeps putting excuses in the way
austere ivy
I need a laptop that isn't corrupting right now. I almost lost all my work.
Nossr, here's my grand plan:
I wait later till I'm not going back and forth between continents, and by then, Navi might be out.
Which means prices drop ;o
stiff yarrow
Brian you have to earn some money first
austere ivy
Freelancing you say?
unreal quarry
My grand plan is to keep pr'ing loads of api missing in spigot until paper becomes the leader and spigot dies.
austere ivy
I should've charged a 5 dollar commission for that guy who needed the NoBedExplosion thing 😢
stiff yarrow
gross Brian
unreal quarry
$5? You're cheap
stiff yarrow
don't work for pennies
stiff yarrow
you're making Aikar proud now
stiff yarrow
I don't know what skill set you have currently Brian, but I'm sure you can find some work that you're capable of, as long as you charge normal prices you can get a macbook eventually
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macbook 
austere ivy
I just need a beater laptop capable of doing better than this one currently.
Plus we're not in a great place so there's a 20% chance that each time we're going back and forth it's going to get stolen.
stiff yarrow
even a beater laptop costs money Brian
austere ivy
Yeah, so not super duper macbook or anything, just something better than this.
stiff yarrow
are you going to make your poor mother buy you something you don't even need just because you have a peversion for portable devices
strange bane
Friend of mine almost bought a macbook several times, saved him each time though
stiff yarrow
what a great economy you got over there
austere ivy
10/10
strange bane
I haven't even heard of COP before.
stiff yarrow
you could probably live like a king in that country doing freelance here and there
austere ivy
I'm literally not even joking.
The economy here is so bad.
For an entire days work, you get 10 USD.
30000 pesos, less than 10 USD.
Like seriously just bring 1000$ here and you can start a new life.
The red means that it's getting better, right? /s
strange bane
Wait, but things a lot of COP though right?
Like, how much is uhm... bread there?
Sliced bread, in a bag.
austere ivy
strange bane
Half price!
strange bane
It costs 24 COP+ here.
stiff yarrow
but then I'd have to live in a shithole Brian
unreal quarry
I think it's time I have a new avatar. Yeah?
stiff yarrow
I can only vaguely see you in your current avatar 
unreal quarry
\o/
strange bane
I've seen that one before.
unreal quarry
I legit just took it lol
austere ivy
Did you just call our country bad!?
strange bane
Oh, well I've seen a very similar one.
austere ivy
DID YOU JUST INSULT MY COUNTRY OF ORIGIN!?
strange bane
I hate origin too.
austere ivy
You are completely correct, all the Venezuelans are migrating here, and crime rates have skyrocketed.
Crime has always been bad here, though.
strange bane
If there's statistics to back it up, it isn't racist.
viscid cairn
unreal quarry
Wat
austere ivy
So where do you find these freelance projects?
austere ivy
"am doin a lost job pls help"
unreal quarry
Makes ppl think you need money more
austere ivy
my cardboard sign:
unreal quarry
Yes they do
austere ivy
"NO WIFE"
"NO JOB"
"NO MONEY"
"WILL WORK, PLEASE HELP"
Technically completely true.
¯_(ツ)_/¯
unreal quarry
Im certain you did ;)
austere ivy
AndGK give me 1000$ and I will fix it /s
strange bane
That was extremely passive aggressive Billy. xD
unreal quarry
Define passive aggressive, because I was going for captian obvious
austere ivy
Deal.
Another 500$ on there please, AndGK.
Y'know.
For processing, shipping, and handling.
stiff yarrow
@austere ivy go on spigot forums and slide into peoples dms
strange bane
"You're not wrong" is my definition of passive aggressive
stiff yarrow
theres even a section for it
strange bane
audibly sighs
austere ivy
Offer them freelance services, do all that fun stuff, get your money.
Then sue them for a million dollars for child labor.
👍
¯_(ツ)_/¯
limber knotBOT
<DiscordBot> <Reformed Brian> No, am illegal immigrant, work permit is the least of my worries.
stiff yarrow
Brian as long as you don't undercharge you'll be okay
strange bane
Isn't papers motto something, something, something "without the politics"?
unreal quarry
Do what my apartment manager did. He got rich by looking for anything he could sue for. He ended up finding a meat store that sold non-kosher meat, but advertised it as kosher. He's not even Jewish, and won.
stiff yarrow
Brian dual citizenship is not recognized by Murrica
austere ivy
Lol, Billy.
stiff yarrow
@unreal quarry 
austere ivy
Barty says "Lol, Billy." too.
strange bane
I've been streaming to YouTube since the 7th of December, I should probably calculate the bandwidth on that
Sorry, random, but I just realised. xD
austere ivy
Alright, so..
stiff yarrow
probably tiny
austere ivy
Hiring developers. Let's see what my competition is at https://www.spigotmc.org/forums/offering-developers.59/.
:peepoSweat:
strange bane
Huh, well my calculations were obviously very wrong because that number is too small
stiff yarrow
I'd say a majority of your competition is probably amateur devs who barely know how to use OO
stiff yarrow
I don't know what experience level Brian is
stiff yarrow
you might just be underestimating your capabilities
idle lodge
stiff yarrow
barty aren't you Brians age
you act like it at least
lol I see Ivan working for pennies in that forum
idle lodge
Is the current 1.14.1 branch stable enough to run a small survival server on with a pregenerated world, 3-6 plugins and 4-11 players?
On a 2GB ram VPS?
stiff yarrow
Imagine working for 4 days for 5 dollars
idle lodge
That's too bad
austere ivy
Looking at forums, seems it'd be easiest to just look around the Hiring place.
I know my capabilities best so I won't get myself into something I don't know how to do.
strange bane
Actually, Spottedleaf, electroniccat, Aikar, etc. is working more than that and isn't being paid anything
idle lodge
How much ram do you think I'll need to have my server run stable on 1.14.1?
void void
2GB will WORK but you should get 3 or 4 GBs if you really want to host 10+ players for sure.
strange bane
Actually I have a feeling you'll get a OOM exception with 2GBs.
austere ivy
He might've changed. People change. So I'm not judging.
Who am I to judge, I don't know anything. Just saying might feel bad to be him.
idle lodge
I'm running my paper is really stable with 2gb ram on 1.13.2
strange bane
Well, it is easy to do without plugins and players.
Also, 1.14 is worse than 1.13.2.
idle lodge
I do have plugins and players it's a private survival server with about 7 plugins with an average of 4-10 players online
strange bane
I would like to see your timings report.
idle lodge
My TPS is around an average of ~19.5
void void
Umm I tested it with my players and 2GB will at least host a few of us without serious lag. Like 19TPS at worst.
Good enough.
I don't need a work horse unless people are paying me to host awork horse.
idle lodge
I pregenerated my world that resolved almost all the lag
strange bane
Thanks to Aikar, TPS is a useless measurement of lag.
idle lodge
And I don't really use any ram intensive plugins
limber knotBOT
2GB works for at least 20 players depending on what is going on or what plugins you are running
idle lodge
Altough I do use the built in anti x-ray
limber knotBOT
also depends on how you set the JVM flags as well and GC
austere ivy
James what do you mean?
idle lodge
But me and my friends want to start playing the new 1.14 update altough I don't really want to spend more on my server because we don't play on it that often
strange bane
We're running 1.14.1 and /tps reports: TPS from last 1m, 5m, 15m: 20.0, 20.0, 20.0. If you ask the players online, they would certainly not agree with those numbers. 😛
I don't really understand that TPS stabilisation Aikar added but if you're below 19 it's really bad lag, anything above can vary quite drastically.
austere ivy
That's a downside to making things async.
Tougher accurately measuring how long things take.
strange bane
Chunks aren't async in 1.14.
austere ivy
They're not?
strange bane
They're not.
peak dirge
For 1.13 yes, but 1.14 is really new.
strange bane
Spotted and electronic will get to it eventually, I'm sure.
static badge
our api doesn't support getting chunks async currently
austere ivy
Looking at Ivan stuff.
He's forking and doing Super Advanced Stuff™ like that, what went wrong with that?
void void
oh god oh fuck
austere ivy
I never really met him though.
void void
wait md5?
austere ivy
That code style.
void void
md5 is a hashing algorithm
void void
oh
austere ivy
Spaces between arguments and parenthesis, { on a new like, that kinda thing.
void void
yeah it's probably the formatting standards
kinda hurts my eyes
it's like looking at wurst code
austere ivy
He seems like a smart person, what went wrong?
void void
his personality
void void
there was a whole day's worth of conversation about ivan
austere ivy
I'm into conversation :D
void void
idk the exact details lul, but he was saying he was infecting everyone with 'ivange' or something. That was all i saw of the argument
oh yeah he was also a complete retard with git
austere ivy
Like leafititis?
void void
thaaaat was it
austere ivy
Poor leaf, turned into a meme against him.
.. actually I think he turned himself into a meme..
How old is he?
void void
also random meme intermission https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mz4Stu9k4CE
carmine hinge
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) HOUOUIN KYOUMA - length 16s - 815 likes, 20 dislikes (97.6%) - 34,022 views - Tekraider on 2016.10.29
austere ivy
That's breaking Paypal's TOS. ..
Bad idea, you get banned for life on that kind of stuff.
"Your mama's home"
fresh ermine
Can confirm
austere ivy
Wait what.
fresh ermine
You get banned for life
void void
fresh ermine
I cant use paypal
austere ivy
Poor Hex :(
austere ivy
Yeah they even track you and do the math, and if you ever did use it when you were younger.
Pretty bad.
Whatever, a lot of people are turning away from Paypal for this kinda stuff..
fresh ermine
So yeah I can’t use paypal at all
idle lodge
How can you see the ram usage per plugin?
austere ivy
Yeah what on earth Mono why is it making an event adn firing it to get something.
void void
ah that sucks
limber knotBOT
an odd thing to not support o.O
golden gust
That commit restores it
golden gust
It was broken earlier as he piped the world name as the dimension name, which is a namespaced key
golden gust
(Hence, why uppercase names would blow up) Now it's fixed, just the dimension ID ain't going to match the real world name
Not yet I don't think
I was going to merge before and idek what happened
elfin vault
Ah, alright
I guess I kinda thought the opposite because of md_5's first comment on this issue made about this
tropic flame
Random reminder that the French language sucks
stiff yarrow
@wide hazel are worlds case sensitive?
wide hazel
iunno, I just figured a single toLower behind the directory scan would work, but also break something something Unix
tropic flame
Apple: falls
Isaac Newton:
tropic flame
@meager perch your wishes are an order
If there are newtons, can there be oldtons?
tropic flame
@meager perch
tropic flame
Ido what you're talking about
*idk
Lol I forgot #memes existed
Beautiful
I actually gotta go to sleep rn sorry
Cya
austere ivy
It’s just the same as the other half and half a leg 🦵 it looks good for the night I don’t really like to go back into it and get to the top and bottom part now I’m just trying haha 😂
Thanks to my phones auto suggest for that lovely paragraph.
Lol okay so I’m currently in Colombia. I’m getting ads on YouTube about a software engineer who is Colombian and then moved to Canada. The ad is for moving to Canada, lol.
And also software engineer. It knows to much 👀
It won’t give me more ads :(
limber knotBOT
You suck, Brian.
limber knotBOT
Sorry Brian
austere ivy
If you mark a variable as final, is it slower to access?
limber knotBOT
wat
austere ivy
Compiler does away with final IIRC, since final is just a compile-time check..
But someone was saying final on classes can be optimized at runtime because they can't be subclassed/extended.
upper flicker
The compiler doesn’t really do away with it in all cases
The JVM does ignore it in pretty much all of them though
It determines what is and isn’t able to be handled as ‘final’ at runtime without the keyword
And can optimize based on that
austere ivy
Ah, okay.
Sorry I'm just reading back at Ivan's old messages because we were talking about him earlier.
Someone mentioned that so I got curious.
ornate spindle
@graceful wyvern tf was happening to your bot?
austere ivy
City was saying that everything should be final unless meant to be mutable.
Prevents messing things up, but ¯_(ツ)_/¯
graceful wyvern
Mojang has been...doing things
austere ivy
Ah, okay.
ornate spindle
ooh you just started to get that problem where the cache starts to fuck with it?
austere ivy
So final is kinda like a "don't mess this up" kind of deal?
More of a, make sure you're not doing anything you're not supposed to?
upper flicker
There are API implications with how you design public classes
graceful wyvern
that might be it, I do think they ended up blocking more last night
austere ivy
Oh, yeah that makes sense.
upper flicker
But yes it’s more for that then for telling the jvm how to deal with it
fallen oracle
What kind of bot you got
austere ivy
And then someone said making something final made it slower
ornate spindle
yeah they probably started to block some & then the cache started to change. I got around it by waiting longer to actually check if any server was blacklisted
upper flicker
There’s probably one specific case inside of five nested classes within a static init block while using some specific case
ornate spindle
@fallen oracle https://twitter.com/blockedservers
Twitter
upper flicker
As a general thing though that’s idiotic
austere ivy
Yikes, Ivan seems to be pretty mean sometimes. Like, to Aikar.
Some people said I was like Ivan and in some ways I see that, I was really immature and bait-y sometimes and I'm trying to fix that, but I hope I was never like .. that
¯_(ツ)_/¯
void void
Reformed
void void
a cloud you say
void void
well duh computers are better when they're in the sky
(actual quote from someone in my previous employment)
(they were serious)
austere ivy
No, really?
Goodness lol.
Not to sidetrack completely but just wanted to say, looking at Ivan's old messages, seems he was 13.
Which is definitely too young to be having a paypal account, he's gonna get banned.
And that's gonna be bad.
Even if he doesn't get caught when he's below 18, they do the maths and ban you.
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.reddit.com/r/ProgrammerHumor/comments/6cer5t/what_are_clouds_made_of/ -- What are clouds made of? : ProgrammerHumor: "May 21, 2017 ... However, Linux is usually distributed with a collection of utilities and applications to make it easily configurable as a desktop..."
gritty bolt
austere ivy
Welcome \o/
void void
Now go away
austere ivy
Don't listen to him :(
void void
sometimes
rocky drum
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) How Long Is A Nanosecond? - length 1m 56s - 77 likes, 8 dislikes (90.6%) - 6,322 views - Loophole on 2018.04.28
austere ivy
Interesting.
A nanosecond is how long light takes to travel one foot.
And in that time, 33,860,000 calculations are done on the world's fastest computer.
Computers > Light
limber knotBOT
And a second is the duration of 9,192,631,770 periods of the radiation corresponding to the transition between the two hyperfine levels of the ground state of the caesium-133 atom
so
?shrug
¯_(ツ)_/¯
(i wish i was kidding)
austere ivy
You okay there, simple?
limber knotBOT
no
austere ivy
Gotcha.
limber knotBOT
that's the actual definition
austere ivy
That's THE DEFINITION FOR A SECOND!?
limber knotBOT
yes
austere ivy
Why 9,192,631,770 periods!?
limber knotBOT
I dunno
austere ivy
???? WHERE are they picking these numbers from!??
Mine as well have no definition!!!
limber knotBOT
Ask the SI
austere ivy
Pfft.
Our brains can only send 1.43 electrical signals per nanosecond.
Meanwhile, 33,860,000 calculations are done on the world's fastest computer.
limber knotBOT
I prefer Planck time.
void void
Pretty sure my brain can store more useless information.
limber knotBOT
Easy, just die first.
austere ivy
Nice.
void void
It can also randomly select songs at will, and play them over and over and over again.
austere ivy
Nice.
limber knotBOT
Yes it was originally defined in a different way
acoustic basin
paper>spigot no challange
clear portal
If I were running a small server for <10 people in survival, would it be better to use Paper or just the default server jar for performance?
limber knotBOT
paper
clear portal
Aight
clear portal
Using 1.13.2
limber knotBOT
ur good then
clear portal
Aight.
void void
Honestly after 1.12.2 your gotta need quite bit of RAM. Gone are the days of half GB doing it or even an entire GB.
clear portal
So would 1.12.2 be better? I'm running of an AWS instance with 4 gigs.
void void
For performance wise yes.
clear portal
Aight.
void void
If your able to fine tune get it optimized and such you may rarely hit 512MB or more with a couple of players on. I averaged like 368MB in those days.
(in game of course not actual usages from the OS since I was renting a Minecraft server)
@austere ivy its called an ellipsis
Don't use it where you use three dots. It's not three dots.
(It is, but it's not.)
void void
But it's not used in the same way three dots are used, grammar-wise.
austere ivy
Not sure…
Just kidding, but how are three dots used, grammar wise?
Ah, gotcha, it's an omission.
void void
yes
austere ivy
He … her!
void void
More like when quoting text for an essay and you don't want the whole quote for example, maybe just the start and end
void void
You put an ellipsis then finish the quote
austere ivy
"… is the reason I did it. That is the reason I killed them."
void void
Kek
austere ivy
Woa tension.
austere ivy
¡
upper flicker
yeah that seems weird
they said it was a financial issue
seems odd after all these years but who knows
native thunder
upper flicker
idk maybe curse is hurting and cutting them?
is bukkit.org read only yet?
I didnt think it was
why would they cut mcf before that
limber knotBOT
woah what
merry talon
woah what kash posted
limber knotBOT
yea i saw
merry talon
right when the game is picking up steam again
I only ever used those forums for finding small whitelisted servers
but they were good for that
merry talon
yeah a lot of big mods were posted there primarily too
limber knotBOT
well, wtf
pulsar wigeon
it's fandom :^)
merry talon
its the other way around isnt it
pulsar wigeon
wiki (now fandom) owns curse media
merry talon
oh
cosmic raft
fuck fandom/wikia
pulsar wigeon
yea
cosmic raft
fandom/wikia is hot garbage
pulsar wigeon
🔥 🚮
limber knotBOT
we've got some big players out here, fucking shit up now
merry talon
the runescape wiki recently switched away from it
limber knotBOT
gone are the good days
merry talon
and it's so much better now
cosmic raft
yup
pulsar wigeon
hey guys i got md to add something useful to spigot :^)
cosmic raft
limber knotBOT
#paper-dev
grim idol
void void
https://bugs.mojang.com/projects/MC/issues/MC-152508
Let's hope they will consider this
😭
merry talon
nice what extension is that
cosmic raft
merry talon
ah
void void
btw @merry talon Why is there two wikis ?
merry talon
I prefer userscripts over extensions
void void
I don't understand
void void
the team moved ?
merry talon
the people who ran the wikis yes
cosmic raft
because fandom/wikia is hot garbage
littered with ads everywhere
forced additions to pages, etc
merry talon
yeah
cosmic raft
and sadly gamepedia was sold to fandom/wikia, which means even more wiki's are going to become hot garbage soon
including the minecraft wiki
merry talon
oh no
void void
rip
cosmic raft
yuuuup
void void
whens minecraft.wiki
cosmic raft
and the best part is
you can't link to your new wiki from your fandom/wikia wiki, against terms or something
cosmic raft
yup
void void
why don't they erase all the content ? Oh I'm sure they're not allowed bacause of terms shit
that says the content is theirs
peak dirge
@cosmic raft Word. I remember migrating wikis away from Wikia back in the terrible days of late 2010.
void void
Just buy minecraft.wiki, only 2600 dollars
merry talon
jagex was supporting the runescape wiki migration
cosmic raft
yup
merry talon
they probably paid for that domain
cosmic raft
/wiki command in-game now
void void
2600 usd is not a lot for mojang I'm sure
void void
the new RS wiki is just awesome
cosmic raft
;D
cosmic raft
?
austere ivy
Turn your laptop microphone and put that through heavy reverb with 2.5-5 second delay, set high cut to 0.5khz, and then 100% wet 0% dry.
And then just tap around your keys and around the microphone.
And if you need sudden pops or booms just move your finger around the microphone.
cosmic raft
you're speaking gibberish
merry talon
oh their dark mode isn't too bad
austere ivy
Someone should totally buy minecraft.wiki
merry talon
usually I hate them because they're too dark
cosmic raft
..
void void
ban ban ban
austere ivy
I'm kidding I'm kidding bad ideas.
static badge
upper flicker
can we just ban hastebin from the internet or something
static badge
make a bot that dumps it elsewhere
void void
minecraft.ninja
austere ivy
People are really into taking minecraft.
void void
register minecraft.ninja
void void
no
austere ivy
What.. on earth is that.
austere ivy
"ERROR" lol