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void void
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airbnb > hotel

dont @ me

vestal jasper
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@void void

merry talon
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when you get a good one yeah

void void
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@vestal jasper

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pak u

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IM tryin gto log into my paper 1.14.1 server

orchid loom
void void
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and its telling me im out of date. im on minecraft 1.14.1

cosmic raft
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@pulsar wigeon ooh you made it

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did you like it?

pulsar wigeon
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yea

void void
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the server list says Paper 1.14.1

pulsar wigeon
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i reinterpreted the recipe a bit

void void
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and my minecraft client is 1.14.1

pulsar wigeon
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ended up putting too much gochujang

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but my hand burns more than my mouth and it was good so ๐Ÿ‘

cosmic raft
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hehe

austere ivy
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@void void (

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but is your heart in 1.14.1?

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your mind must be truly at zen with 1.14.1 to enter into a 1.14.1 server

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oh yeah, just so LEAF DOESN'T SAY I'M BAITING

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/s

cosmic raft
austere ivy
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Ooh that looks good.

void void
austere ivy
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I like the cloves(?onions?) on top.

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Actually that's really strange.

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What does it say when you try to join?

void void
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Encrypting...

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then time out

austere ivy
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@cosmic raft that looks intensely yummy.

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Email me some, okay?

void void
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This server is running Paper version git-Paper-21 (MC: 1.14.1) (Implementing API version 1.14.1-R0.1-SNAPSHOT)

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@meager perch

golden gust
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if the server was just starting up hit refresh

unreal quarry
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silly brian... you cant email food. thats what fax machines are for

pulsar wigeon
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that looks remarkably similar to mine heh

austere ivy
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Ah, sorry, Billy's right.

pulsar wigeon
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tbh the picture in the recipe looks way more shiny

austere ivy
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Fax me some, :D

cosmic raft
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yeah

pulsar wigeon
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i ran out of soy sauce tho so maybe i just didn't sauce up enough

void void
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People say they dont fix memory leaks with more ram, turns out. Turns out people say they dont fix security isusues with more ram. TURNS OUT

golden gust
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We have to lie about the protocol version before the server actually starts ticking as we don't get to know it until then (without having to extract it out which is just another annoying thing to forget every update)

austere ivy
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Soy sauce is delicious.

pulsar wigeon
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actually i still have like 70% of the chicken unsauced

austere ivy
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Unhealthy.

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Delicious.

pulsar wigeon
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need to go shopping tomorrow, out of pretty much everything ๐Ÿ‘

golden gust
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what message do they get when trying to connect?

unreal quarry
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wiz, the best chicken is a sauced chicken

austere ivy
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Encrypting..

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Then time out.

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no D:<

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The best chicken are MY chickens.

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I have 5 adorable chickens.

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They are the best birds.

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I also breed zebra finches.

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But yes, chickens are adorable.

golden gust
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?895

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.895

limber knotBOT
pulsar wigeon
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yea i'll just make more sauce tomorrow

austere ivy
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Fried chicken, live chicken, both amazing.

merry talon
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you wouldn't download a meal

pulsar wigeon
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when i restock on soy and such

unreal quarry
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i love "general tso" chicken

golden gust
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Likely either 895 or you have a plugin breaking it, there is no other real way that that would be showing up red other than the protocol version

unreal quarry
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no idea what sauce it is, but its deliscious

austere ivy
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Oh.

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We made some at home!

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Or maybe it's orange chicken that we made..

void void
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Ill try removing them

austere ivy
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I think it was orange chicken, it included oranges.

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For that.. orange-y flavor.

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I like panda express ๐Ÿ‘€

unreal quarry
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yeah, tso isnt orange. its spicy

austere ivy
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Yeah I don't like spicy much, I think it's orange chicken.

void void
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i get it why asians got "much" iq theyr like all food contain sugar, thats also may be reason of uglynes, and soy is like fake meat...

vestal jasper
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what

void void
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i mean

unreal quarry
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@void void do you even english?

void void
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most people got broke teeth in asia

native thunder
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Lol wut

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Western world adds so much more sugar to shit

void void
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wat no

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americans only

native thunder
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Lol

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You're right about Americans adding sugar to literally everything

unreal quarry
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fun fact: i've never met a fat asian in person

native thunder
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Depends on where

unreal quarry
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pretty sure they are a movie myth

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lol

native thunder
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You'll definetly run into fat people. But you won't find the obese people like you do in the states

void void
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mericans fat cause they use yeast when eat those burgers i gues... idk

merry talon
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wat

unreal quarry
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<- is american

void void
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sugar doesnt make people fat

merry talon
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careful

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aikar is lurking

orchid pelican
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How do you wipe a core protect datbase?

merry talon
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drop it

native thunder
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Wat

pulsar wigeon
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sugar doesn't make people fat, but it helps develop diabeetus :^)

orchid pelican
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do i have to drop it manually

unreal quarry
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diabeetus! \o/

merry talon
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no

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but that's the best way

native thunder
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This is top tier bait

merry talon
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its purge function is pretty bad

cosmic raft
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curious, where in the world do you live wiz?

orchid pelican
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ok ill drop the table

pulsar wigeon
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in a terrible place

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called new jersey

unreal quarry
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from the way he talks, i'd say wiz is northeastern US

native thunder
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Oof

cosmic raft
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oh dear

unreal quarry
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new york or something

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

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called it!

void void
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reason of fats usualy burgers, genes, proteins weight of musles...

unreal quarry
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weks... stop talking

merry talon
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far more often mental illness

unreal quarry
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you're so horribly wrong lol

austere ivy
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I live in America.

void void
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look at anyone who drink beer

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they all got damn fat

native thunder
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Wut

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Top tier baits

austere ivy
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I've never seen any fat people in America /s

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/s

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/S

void void
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haha

merry talon
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this dude hasn't said anything intellegent since he joined

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I dont get it

native thunder
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I'm surprised we didn't summon aikar with the talk of sugar

unreal quarry
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hey weks, would eating pizza and drinking coca cola every single day make someone fat? ^_^

austere ivy
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Oh yeah, Wiz.

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My father's from New Jersey.

unreal quarry
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dominos pizza, to be exact

stiff yarrow
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aikar is probably busy being a real adult

austere ivy
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I've been in new jersey a lot.

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NEW JERSEY IS AWFUL.

merry talon
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not unless you eat too much billy

austere ivy
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Please get out of there, your mental health might improve, a lot.

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Not saying your mental health is bad.

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I'm just saying my mental health improved.

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Or maybe it's just my father's parents haunted house that made my mental health worse.

unreal quarry
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@merry talon a whole pizza

austere ivy
merry talon
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i ate pizza every single day in high school

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never been above 125 lol

stiff yarrow
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I'm surprised you got a concept of mental health at that age

pulsar wigeon
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yea, i'm sure it's being in NJ doing this to me

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not your retardation seeping out, brian

unreal quarry
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i lost 60 lbs in 6 months by eating nothing but dominos pizza and drinking coca cola

native thunder
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Study size of 1

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Confirmed that pizza can't make you fat

merry talon
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not a study

native thunder
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It's big salad

orchid pelican
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DROP TABLE IF EXISTS co_art_map, co_block, co_blockdata_map, co_chat, co_command, co_container, co_database_lock, co_entity, co_entity_map,

austere ivy
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Case study.

orchid pelican
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this look right?

native thunder
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They're trying to get us to eat their shit

merry talon
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just an anecdote

void void
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@unreal quarry eating pizza makes imune system to drop (due cheese), and drinking coca cola will make hole in stomach. That will result in death.

austere ivy
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To be fair, pizza isn't super unhealthy. It's by no means healthy.

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But it's got tomatoes, dough, and cheese.

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Pretty unhealthy but not as bad as some other things.

merry talon
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@orchid pelican dump your db first

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then do it

orchid pelican
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what do you mean?

merry talon
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make a backup

orchid pelican
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I dont need the data form co

unreal quarry
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@void void you must be young ^_^

merry talon
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then try it and see what happens if you dont care about anything in there ๐Ÿคท

austere ivy
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Coca cola is extraordinarily unhealthy for you, yes.

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But it's not going to make a hole in your stomach >_>

cursive needle
austere ivy
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I don't think people understand how acidic your stomach acid is, and your stomach protects you from that.

unreal quarry
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<- drinks 6+ cans of coca cola a day

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\o/

merry talon
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lol

void void
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eating pizza wont give u any vitamins because they are frozen then cooked and i wont expect anything left there

merry talon
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I hover around one a day or every couple days

austere ivy
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Hydrochloric acid is insanely acidic.

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Hold up.

unreal quarry
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@spare venture so i hear. no diabeetus over here after 20 years of it ๐Ÿ˜‰

austere ivy
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What kinda pizza are you eating that's frozen then cooked???

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Get yourself some real pizza.

merry talon
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yeah this guy is straight up baiting

austere ivy
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Grow some tomatoes, make your own sauce, make your own dough, making your own cheese is tough so just get a good brand of cheese, no Kraft in here, and you'll have a great pizza.

stiff yarrow
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I don't drink soda but you're crazy if you think sodas gonna ruin your stomach lining or something imo

austere ivy
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Just because it's round and has cheese doesn't make it magically unhealthy.

void void
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it makes 50% to go away

austere ivy
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Where are you pulling these numbers from!??

pulsar wigeon
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HCl isn't even that acidic

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i drink HF for breakfast

merry talon
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brain getting baited now

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lul

austere ivy
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He's not baiting.

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.. weks are you baiting.

stiff yarrow
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idk brian probably genuinely believes everything he writes

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tbh

austere ivy
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I think he has an opinion.

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It might be a wrong opinion.

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Definitely.

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But it's not baiting.

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Or he might just be baiting ๐Ÿ‘€

merry talon
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he hasn't said anything even close to intelligent in the history of this server

austere ivy
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Weks are you baiting?

merry talon
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so

void void
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and cooking after

stiff yarrow
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Brians just young, lots of people say dumb stuff when their young

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he'll grow out of it

unreal quarry
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"oh my gawd! coca cola can disolve battery acid and clean toilets! its so baaaad" (doesn't realize if someone cut open their stomach and let the acids pour out they would burn a whole into the floor)

merry talon
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lol wasn't talking about brian

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but if the shoe fits

austere ivy
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Billy, coca cola can clean toilets?

orchid pelican
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lol

agile lava
austere ivy
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That sounds like.. a bad cleaning solution..

unreal quarry
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@austere ivy yeah, really well ^_^

orchid pelican
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would take a bit of it

austere ivy
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Sounds like some /r/diwhy material to me, but if it works, it works.

orchid pelican
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does it actually work really well?

merry talon
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it's just a more inconvenient vinegar

austere ivy
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No but seriously coca cola is really unhealthy for you.

void void
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coca cola can clean toilets because it contain alot of acid

austere ivy
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In a can there's like 36 grams of sugar, that's.. not really healthy.

void void
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Its strange did a completly fresh install no plugins and still same issue

unreal quarry
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go find a toilet with yellow rings, pour a can of coke into it and let it sit 24 hours. next flush those rings will be gone

void void
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oh wells

unreal quarry
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\o/

stiff yarrow
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I stopped consuming soda because it's a unhealthy habit

austere ivy
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I stopped consuming milk because I had a milk addiction >_<

rough rampart
austere ivy
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If I was thirsty I'd drink milk.

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Most days I'd go without drinking any water.

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Straight milk.

unreal quarry
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you dont even have to do anything. i'd call that a big win

merry talon
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the health effects don't concern me as much as the tooth degredation

unreal quarry
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^_^

austere ivy
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Got them calciums.

void void
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milk is water in deserts lol

austere ivy
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Thanks milk.

unreal quarry
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milk is super unhealthy. i forgot where i read it, but it was some science thing

merry talon
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facebook science?

unreal quarry
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no, like legit science

austere ivy
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To be fair, milk is really weird.

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We don't even drink our own species' breastmilk.

merry talon
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was it "proven"?

austere ivy
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And then we think that drinking another species' breastmilk is ok.

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Everyone has lactose intolerance to one degree or another.

void void
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milk is unhealthy if its fat milk

austere ivy
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Once we wean, we no longer have the enzymes needed to break down lactose.

agile lava
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sorry if i'm totally wrong but how do i connect to a paper server

austere ivy
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Just like any other server, Bitters.

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Drop-in replacement for Spigot, Bukkit, or Vanilla.

unreal quarry
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even the thought of milk is weird. think about the first guy to figure out its drinkable... how many animals and fluids did he try before finding cow milk is drinkable lol

austere ivy
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Lol.

merry talon
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it's not drop in for vanilla

pulsar wigeon
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tf?

agile lava
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it says error

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ionetty

void void
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can someone bring a pig to pakistan they geting thin lol

pulsar wigeon
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billy, you realize humans drink human milk?

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and...every mammal drinks its mothers milk?

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it's not very far to extrapolate

austere ivy
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Wiz.

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Which is why become lactose intolerant.

rich thorn
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does 1.14 have really low tps for anyone else

merry talon
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any animal's milk is drinkable lol

pulsar wigeon
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it's not like the first person to drink animal milk was taking a huge gamble

unreal quarry
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wiz, i mean cow milk is not good for humans

merry talon
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cow probably was just the most convenient

unreal quarry
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sorry for not being specific

pulsar wigeon
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i mean, modern domestic cows haven't even existed as long as humans have drank animal milk

void void
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@rich thorn 1.14 buggy mob ai and manny things that cause tps drops

pulsar wigeon
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also tf?

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how is cow milk not good for humans

austere ivy
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WIZ.

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Definitely not good for humans after they wean.

void void
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Chunk gen broken lava placement vilages are broken, entities dont get removed, entities disapearing, world generation files remain in ram, distant AI actions cause lags, mob spawning causes lags = 1.14

austere ivy
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Human breastmilk isn't even good for humans after they wean.

rich thorn
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anything I can do to reduce lag? @void void

merry talon
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that statement means nothing

austere ivy
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Let alone another species'.

pulsar wigeon
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it's a great source of lots of things

merry talon
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we excrete the things we cannot use

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same thing goes for whatever is in milk

austere ivy
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Sweepy.

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Ever noticed lactose intolerant people get stomach aches?

void void
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@rich thorn server restarts lol and mob limiting

austere ivy
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That's because their body can't break down lactose.

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No one's body can.

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It's not normal after you wean.

pulsar wigeon
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all food is bad for you

merry talon
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how do you think allergies work brian

austere ivy
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Humans stop producing it after their babies wean.

pulsar wigeon
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because at least one person could be allergic to it

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nice bait

austere ivy
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Wiz.

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It's not allergy.

rich thorn
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@void void we are getting very low mob spawning already...

austere ivy
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It's a human's inability to process a food.

merry talon
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he's baiting for sure

stiff yarrow
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humans evolved to be lactose tolerant you dingus

void void
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Drink lactose every day

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@rich thorn maybe thats plugin then?

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(lactose is a disaccharide sadly)

rich thorn
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doubtful, only using discordsrv and coreprotect @void void

void void
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lol

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i had no 1.14 servers yet

rich thorn
austere ivy
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Why cow milk?

void void
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Honestly did the guy who made Player Analytics get enough donations for his work

austere ivy
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Why not dog milk ๐Ÿ‘€

void void
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The plugin is free but insanely good

austere ivy
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Just as weird.

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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

void void
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Brian baits episode 40

limber knotBOT
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PLAN isn't good enough! ;_;

austere ivy
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I'M NOT BAITING.

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OPINIONS โ‰  BAITING

merry talon
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what you just said

austere ivy
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Bad opinions? Maybe.

unreal quarry
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@void void i prefer grafana and prometheus instead of that laggy plugin

austere ivy
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Not baiting.

merry talon
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is the definition of a bait

void void
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@rich thorn chunk gen broken in 1.14 so what u expect

rich thorn
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ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

austere ivy
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verb [with object]
1 deliberately annoy or taunt (someone): the other boys reveled in baiting him about his love of literature.

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Am not deliberately annoying or taunting ya'll.

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Am stating my opinion.

merry talon
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"why not dog milk"

void void
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ur opinion is retarded

austere ivy
void void
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stop

austere ivy
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Rhetorhical question.

unreal quarry
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"i half nipples, fawker. can you milk me?"

merry talon
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if I'm stabbing someone while saying "no I'm not stabbing someone!"

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that doesn't mean I'm not stabbing someone

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shit that was a bait too

austere ivy
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I'm not baiting.

limber knotBOT
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oh wow, I love your icon @merry talon xDD

austere ivy
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Goodness gracious.

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Billy am I baiting.

merry talon
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yeah me too

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I have it as an emote

void void
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๐Ÿ’ต = bait

unreal quarry
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@austere ivy you're always baiting

austere ivy
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Why!???

void void
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lol

austere ivy
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Having an opinion is baiting!?!

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_> <_<

rich thorn
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@void void I can hear that gif

austere ivy
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Barty, would you drink cow milk?

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Whatever.

merry talon
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when your opinion is deliberately outrageous

austere ivy
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I don't know about you but I prefer dog milk over cow milk.

merry talon
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that's bait

austere ivy
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I think it taste better.

void void
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b r u h

merry talon
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phoenix

void void
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hold up

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what the fuck

merry talon
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is that my little pony

void void
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did i just read

unreal quarry
austere ivy
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k now I'm baiting

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sorry

unreal quarry
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you can put anything on any type of graph you want

austere ivy
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one time I baited.

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NEVER AGAIN.

merry talon
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grafana is cool

void void
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@unreal quarry ya this is epic, i have similar setup as well

merry talon
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netdata too

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but that's just way more than I need

void void
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monitoring 3 linugs machines + 2 mc servers

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netdata is more out of box solution

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while grafana requires some manual configuration

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but hey i like its oauth support

merry talon
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I find configuring netdata really odd

void void
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mattermost login ๐Ÿ’™

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its bait

merry talon
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i just got rid of it

void void
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Lel i use ufw to block access to plan

austere ivy
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||Listen, barty. I'm not baiting. What've you got against me?||

void void
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ufw

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real men use nft

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Bait

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Part 42

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brian stop baiting

austere ivy
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How about we ban everyone but Brian from saying Brian is baiting.

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๐Ÿ‘€

austere ivy
void void
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Thats low tier bait

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It's tiny

austere ivy
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You're bad at following directions, lol.

void void
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I can tell it's a photo

lapis shale
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Hey guys, I know this is a Paper discord- however is this normal for 1.14.1 Spigot- 1.63% 10,506.23% 5.25 s 5,253.11 ms 0.0 0.0k World Save

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over 10,000% world save

unreal quarry
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eww! shun the spigot user!

austere ivy
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I understand nothing, AJ.

lapis shale
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its a timings report

void void
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Oh god

lapis shale
austere ivy
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Link the full timings report.

void void
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10000%

limber knotBOT
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Oh wow I was so caught up on the MDS attacks I completely missed ZombieLoad also being a thing today

austere ivy
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Please use Paper.

lapis shale
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it actually is over 9000

austere ivy
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OH NO.

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THIS IS TIMINGSv1

limber knotBOT
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And the only fix for it is to disable HyperThreading

lapis shale
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I was using paper earlier- and our server was having worse lag spikes

austere ivy
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What an improvement that Timingsv2 was.

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Oh, huh.

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Aikar did good on Timingsv2.

lapis shale
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I tried paper earlier- even after the memory leak fix

void void
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Ok I looked at timings v1

lapis shale
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no 21

austere ivy
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Mono, need some bleach?

void void
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And I figured out your problem

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Youre using spigot

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Switch to paper

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:P

lapis shale
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We tested the newest 21 paper- and things seemed- worse if not the same

austere ivy
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They just said they had worse lag spikes on Paper.

lapis shale
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Perhaps

austere ivy
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Low tier bait, Mono.

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Stop baiting.

lapis shale
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A config reset

limber knotBOT
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There were actually 4 different Intel processor exploits released today, 2 under the MDS umbrella, ZombieLoad, and one that apparently didn't get a cool name

void void
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Brian that's a bait right there

austere ivy
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You're a bait. /s

unreal quarry
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next person to say "bait" is getting kicked

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๐Ÿ˜ฎ

void void
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I muted all GitHub and help channels

lapis shale
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I can get a farm limiter plugin- is that suggested or editing the config files

golden gust
void void
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Meme config

limber knotBOT
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that's a bait billy...

void void
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KEK

austere ivy
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Even got IRC up.

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He knows what's coming.

limber knotBOT
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!kick barty baited

unreal quarry
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\o/

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z to the rescue

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^_^

golden gust
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Got me to it

lapis shale
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Well, thank you guys

golden gust
#

Beat me to it* This typing thing is hard

austere ivy
#

Billy, do you like piano?

unreal quarry
#

yes

#

i only know 1 song tho

limber knotBOT
#

hot cross buns

void void
#

Beat me to it
Bat me to it
[empty message] to it

limber knotBOT
#

the nice thing about being kicked is auto rejoin scripts <3

austere ivy
#

Oh that's cool!

unreal quarry
#

moonlight sonata first movement in D minor

#

that, and the meow mix tune from that commercial

austere ivy
#

Billy how's that.
|
|
\/

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Also no one else gets to legally listen to it.

#

Except for cool people.

#

๐Ÿ‘€

unreal quarry
#

sounds too robotic

austere ivy
#

Yeah I don't have a real piano with me at the moment :(

unreal quarry
#

i mean the rythym

#

its too straight forward

#

predictable

austere ivy
#

Hmm.

#

Very good criticisms.

#

I'm new to this so I'll take any criticism I can get.

unreal quarry
#

^

#

8 bit sounds

#

robotic ๐Ÿ˜›

austere ivy
#

That's what I was going for.

unreal quarry
#

yeah?

#

then its good

#

^_^

void void
fresh ermine
#

@austere ivy noob

void void
#

And more importantly is that the real infographics show channel

austere ivy
#

I made this as a theme title thing for it.

#

ยฏ_(ใƒ„)_/ยฏ

fresh ermine
#

<3

#

love u brian

austere ivy
#

Hmm it's taking a while to send but you'll see it later.

void void
#

Gay

fresh ermine
#

wow am i getting ignored

austere ivy
#

Hello o/ you seem like someone I know from another Discord.

limber knotBOT
#

hex <3

austere ivy
merry talon
#

c h a f i n g

unreal quarry
#

speaking of underwear... did you know infrared cameras do not pick up the dyes in clothing? theres a lot of clothing out there designed to use coloring to hide personal bits, and these cameras see right through them

#

^_^

austere ivy
#

,_,

fresh ermine
#

youre gonna say that and not link the camera?

#

im KIDDING

merry talon
#

yeah that's how body scanners work

#

but portable IR cameras aren't really a thing

fresh ermine
#

damn

#

the future really isn't here yet

#

๐Ÿ˜”

austere ivy
#

Oh Hex lol you are that person.

limber knotBOT
austere ivy
#

o/

#

<3

#

Fancy seeing you round these parts.

fresh ermine
#

dude what other hex is there with a lil peep profile picture

#

smh

unreal quarry
#

lmao

austere ivy
#

Hex#1620 is another Hex here so I thought they changed their profile pic ๐Ÿ‘€

fresh ermine
#

for not recognizing me rn ur demoted to novice tbh ๐Ÿ˜”

limber knotBOT
#

Without explicitly being trained for it this thing understands that Cincinnati is in Ohio and the Department of Energy is responsible for nuclear weapons and uses those facts to produce coherent continuations of the story prompt it was given

austere ivy
#

wai no

merry talon
#

I welcome our new AI overlords

#

unironically

#

something needs to make this world exciting

austere ivy
#

There's this one camera which can zoom like 500x.

#

Lemme see if I can find a gif.

#

Kinda creepy.

merry talon
#

@spare venture play papers please

fresh ermine
#

lmfao

#

this is a 195gigapixel photo

unreal quarry
#

i learned about it, @spare venture, by walking to the fridge in the middle of the night in my underwear and seeing on the cam they were white. i was like wtf.. they're multi-dark colored.. googled it and was dumbfounded

austere ivy
#

That's too many pixels Hex >_>

merry talon
#

billy post the vid

unreal quarry
#

its long gone. i only keep a week's worth

#

๐Ÿ˜›

austere ivy
#

Oh yeah I remember seeing this a while back.

limber knotBOT
#

It's not perfect though, it says Research Triangle Park is in Cincinnati, that's in North Carolina

austere ivy
#

Super strange, you can see people in their apartments.

fresh ermine
#

internet is amazing

#

imagine being in a 195gigapixel photo and u get caught picking ur nose

#

shame

austere ivy
#

Tsk tsk tsk. That guy missed his moment of fame.

merry talon
#

why do you need so many chunks

austere ivy
#

He could've been doing something cooler, like a wheelie, and gotten internet famous!

tawdry sandal
austere ivy
limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) if I attach an elastic to this weights : Whatcouldgowrong - 200 comments, 4,471 points - xItsMeBlueSpot, 10h ago

austere ivy
#

owww.

limber knotBOT
#

d'oh, and of course the first usecase they mention for this new AI wonder is writing believable spam reviews

austere ivy
#

That seems painful.

#

And also like it'd very obviously happen. What was the guy expecting!?!?

merry talon
#

isn't that old news

#

there was some other one already doing that

void void
#

I took a ML class and learned to avoid ML as much as possible lul

austere ivy
#

/r/ouchmyballs is my favorite new "owwie" sub.

void void
#

Machine Learning

austere ivy
#

LOL

#

That reaction.

#

Just slides off in utter pain.

void void
#

Cock and Ball Torture

gloomy sphinx
#

Anyone know of any pvp leaderboards?

#

kills

void void
#

TehBrian stop that

#

That's too baty

austere ivy
#

I'm confused what the goal was here

#

One day one guy just wakes up

limber knotBOT
#

(DiscordBot) Steins;Gate ใ€ŒUchuu Engineerใ€ ยซSubtituladoยป - length 2m - 29 likes, 1 dislike (96.7%) - 2,738 views - ๏ผฃ๏ฝˆ๏ฝ๏ฝ“๏ฝ…๏ฝ’ ๏ผณ๏ฝ๏ฝ๏ฝ’๏ฝ”๏ฝ๏ฝŽ on 2015.05.06

austere ivy
#

Steins;Gate

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Mono;Saccharide

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Brian;Teh

void void
#

Demon;Wav

#

Semicolon;Memes

brittle aspen
crystal compass
#

Saving a boolean to config will save its value (true or false) right

#

?

void void
#

Yes

ashen escarp
placid thicket
#

been outside trying to catch a parrot for the last hour, what is the status of the dumpster?

stiff yarrow
#

1.14.1 is still on fire afaik

#

1.14.2 incoming no doubt

upper flicker
#

memory leak fixed

#

server still fresh and spooky

placid thicket
#

what about the entity deletion thing, was that fixed? or did i miss it?

upper flicker
#

havent heard any news on it

#

someone said it was in spigot, someone else said it might be a vanilla thing

#

absolutely no idea

stiff yarrow
#

I would def hold off until 1.14.2 before going live on prod

#

knowing the dumpster fire it shouldn't be too long for it to come out, maybe a few weeks

#

one can only pray

placid thicket
#

lol we are vanilla 14.1 in prod, i already know about dumpsters and fires

upper flicker
static badge
#

hey look it's z

#

^ the non fucking 2fps one

#

from what I remember I saw some boys in eigencraft looking into the entity shit

merry talon
#

that one locks up my discord :>

placid thicket
#

i also cant download that one ๐Ÿ˜ฆ

#

NVM im just a handitard

austere ivy
#

Who here likes Parcs and Recs

static badge
#

now that I look at that the fire is totally fucking fake

austere ivy
#

Just watching first episode now, seems funny lol.

#

Fire is 100% fake, yeah.

static badge
#

stop baiting

austere ivy
#

Leaf how on earth is that baiting.

#

I'm saying I'm watching a tv show and I like it and does anyone else like it.

static badge
#

yeah doubt it

merry talon
#

b a i t i n g

austere ivy
#

literally am watching 1st episode

static badge
#

that's faked

austere ivy
#

I haven't watched it from beginning before because I thought it was just an office clone and when I saw some parts on tv it wasn't very funny to me.

#

But now it seems funny.. so.

#

Leaf honestly can you stop saying every single thing I say is baiting?

#

This isn't even an opinion.

merry talon
#

that's bait

austere ivy
#

I'm literally asking if anyone else likes a tv show.

static badge
#

that's bait tbh

merry talon
#

^

austere ivy
#

What's your definition of bait!?

merry talon
#

that

unkempt spruce
ashen escarp
#

Parks and rexis good

austere ivy
#

bait: noun: anything that brian says: "whoa dude did you see Brian baiting?"

ashen escarp
#

On s1e3 here. Newbs

austere ivy
#

I like chris pratt, he's doing a great job here.

ashen escarp
#

Good series post Office

native thunder
#

Leaf missed the dude baiting about protein being the main reason Americans are fat

#

That was some top tier bait

limber knotBOT
#

Saying everything is bait, is leafs way of baiting you

static badge
#

z fuk off

#

ur face is punch bait

upper flicker
#

You work on conrete

#

Thatโ€™s all the bait there is

static badge
#

z

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concrete is god tier

upper flicker
#

god tier bait yeah

static badge
#

z

#

ur retarded

upper flicker
#

Wow you broke out ol reliable

static badge
#

ur braincells aren't reliable

merry talon
#

better than non existent

austere ivy
#

Leaf, Sweepy, why are you like this.

static badge
#

why r u retarded

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and why must you try to bait everyone

stiff yarrow
#

spotted don't degrade back into that guy who tries to force a chipset joke again

static badge
#

chipset?

stiff yarrow
#

I liked the new semi-useful you with the non-poo fetish avatar

#

imagine not even remembering your own jokes

upper flicker
static badge
#

nossr ur retarded

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an d z is a failed intel chipset

upper flicker
#

Looks like thatโ€™s a hard no on the reformed leaf bit

static badge
#

reformed kappa

stiff yarrow
#

I'm just glad we got a confirmation spotted didn't have alzheimers, was shaky there for a moment FeelsCryMan

placid thicket
#

my ISP router is telling me to log into another ISPs web interface to do port forwarding as it can no longer be done on the router itself. and my ISPs site is down

upper flicker
#

Yay technology

hard kernel
#

major issue ... my players can use /end command.

#

anyone have some knowledge to help me ?

low basalt
robust zealot
cosmic raft
#

..why can it no longer be done on the router itself

#

wtf

merry talon
#

it has to get there somehow

#

you can probably hack it

void void
#

ETA?

merry talon
#

.eta

limber knotBOT
#

Anyone requesting an ETA will be fed to goblins.

hard kernel
#

please

static badge
#

is there an eta on 1.14.1

#

pls serbur need update now

orchid pelican
#

only real pref issue im having is chunk loading being super slow

#

other than that 1.14.1 has stabalized itself for me

static badge
#

kappa concrete will solve that

merry talon
#

spot do you know what kappa even means

orchid pelican
#

leaf i cant tell when you joking

static badge
#

no kappa

cosmic raft
#

and, of course:

merry talon
#

you forgot

merry talon
#

no u

livid hull
hard kernel
#

can someone help me in waterfall help

nimble adder
orchid pelican
#

leaf your fork should be named papyrus

#

nah

lapis sequoia
void void
#

๐Ÿ‡ช ๐Ÿ‡น ๐Ÿ‡ฆ

#

Estimated Taco Auditing

tidal nexus
hasty owl
lapis sequoia
#

setting worldguard flags is FANCY now omg i love it
gone are the days of listing all the flags in chat and squinting through them ๐Ÿ˜‚

cedar spade
#

Wait what

#

This is pretty neat

finite wave
#

That looks not very left centered

visual swift
winter helm
atomic marten
#

That is a nice touch

void void
hidden harness
#

Wow nice

finite wave
#

โ€œpremade mathsโ€

placid thicket
#

Wtf does that even mean?

visual swift
#

it means he overdosed on rick and morty

acoustic pilot
#

might not be a native english speaker ๐Ÿ˜›

finite wave
acoustic pilot
#

lol wat

#

why do that? can you do that? why not just use nashorn? lol

finite wave
#

He is just using big words pretending to be smart.

acoustic pilot
#

Oh, well I guess Nashorn is being deprecated eventually and replaced by Graal?

finite wave
#

I think Minidigger said Linux was already using graal

acoustic pilot
#

Well, Graal SDK doesn't appear to be that big any way

#

440 kb

orchid pelican
#

why would you ever write a plugin in js

finite wave
#

Hmm

acoustic pilot
#

no compile time dependencies

finite wave
#

I see

#

I didnโ€™t know

acoustic pilot
#

So shading it in would be like 440kb I guess

finite wave
#

@orchid pelican Because some people like JS

orchid pelican
#

performance < idiots

acoustic pilot
#

GraalVM's JS is mostly compatible with V8/NodeJS

#

Meaning you can share node code with Graal

orchid pelican
#

theres no way js is as fast as java in those scenarios

acoustic pilot
#

Seems like a pretty good advantage

#

Since Node has a huge ecosystem

#

Fast isn't really relevant here

#

It's "fast enough"

#

Anything else is premature optimization

orchid pelican
#

Seems like it could be useful for like discord bot integration

#

using the discord-js library

acoustic pilot
#

Pretty much anything that needs to be scripted, yeah

#

Well, not need, could

orchid pelican
#

that would be fast enough

#

"fast enough"

#

I seem to not like mixing languages together honestly

finite wave
#

It depends on the usecase though

orchid pelican
#

yep

finite wave
#

Python is not good for thing C, Rust or Java might be great for

orchid pelican
#

python syntax is good for making me cry

acoustic pilot
#

Indeed, Python and JavaScript share a lot of overlapping use cases

#

but Java outperforms Python by like 20 times lol

finite wave
#

More than 20 lol

orchid pelican
#

ye fr

finite wave
#

Luckily python has native libraries

orchid pelican
#

that blackwhole alg is in python and im like bruh

acoustic pilot
#

And yet there are some very complicated things built in Python, which perform just fine

finite wave
#

Because of native libraries right?

orchid pelican
#

like tensorflow

#

preforms good

acoustic pilot
#

Well yeah nobody uses Jython or any non-C Python implementation

finite wave
#

Stupid people do

#

Just use Rust

#

Works great

acoustic pilot
#

JRuby used to outperform C Ruby

orchid pelican
#

besides anticheat is there any use case for a nurel network in cm

acoustic pilot
#

That was pretty crazy

orchid pelican
#

how did they manage that?

finite wave
#

Neural networks has a lot of applications

#

Poorly optimized C code i guess

orchid pelican
#

ive written some bad obj c code

#

havnt touched c at all

finite wave
#

C != obj C

orchid pelican
#

ye

cosmic raft
#

hence the havnt touched c at all

orchid pelican
#

I know the difference i just havnt used c

finite wave
#

Donโ€™t come here trying to be smart kashike

acoustic pilot
#

Hm, so Graal uses an Oracle implementation of Ruby called TruffleRuby

#

It's not JRuby ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

orchid pelican
#

kashike be like

finite wave
#

Weird

#

Go tell them to switch Byte

cosmic raft
#

kashike be using eyes like a human

finite wave
#

Ich been no human

orchid pelican
#

human not kashike

#

kashike be alien

finite wave
#

Tbh, iโ€™ve never really gotton that into python or ruby

acoustic pilot
#

python and ruby in general are fun languages, IMO

cosmic raft
#

i prefer ruby over python

finite wave
#

I prefer scala

acoustic pilot
#

Ruby is basically what you get when you mix Python and Perl

#

I think it takes all the good features from both

finite wave
#

Perl and good in the same context

acoustic pilot
#

Yeah there are some good things ๐Ÿ˜›

cosmic raft
#

I have nightmares about perl

#
sub _topactive {
    my $self = shift;
    my @top_active;
    my $top_nicks;

    if ($self->{cfg}->{sortbywords}) {
        @top_active = sort { $self->{stats}->{words}{$b} <=> $self->{stats}->{words}{$a} } 
                             keys %{ $self->{stats}->{words} };
        $top_nicks = scalar keys %{ $self->{stats}->{words} };
    } else {
        @top_active = sort { $self->{stats}->{lines}{$b} <=> $self->{stats}->{lines}{$a} } 
                             keys %{ $self->{stats}->{lines} };
        $top_nicks = scalar keys %{ $self->{stats}->{lines} };
    }   
            
    if ($self->{cfg}->{activenicks} > $top_nicks) {
        $self->{cfg}->{activenicks} = $top_nicks;
    } 
    if (($self->{cfg}->{activenicks}+$self->{cfg}->{activenicks2}) > $top_nicks) {
        $self->{cfg}->{activenicks2} = $top_nicks-$self->{cfg}->{activenicks};
    }
            
    (@top_active) = @top_active[0..($self->{cfg}->{activenicks}-1)];
    $self->{stats}->{topactive_lines} = @top_active ? $self->{stats}->{lines}{$top_active[0]} : 1;
            
    foreach (@top_active) {
        $self->{topactive}{$_} = 1;
    }
} 
#

it just kills me

finite wave
#

Perl is ugly as fuck

acoustic pilot
#

Regex syntax, the special quoting syntax, backtick quoting, variable interpolation

#

Some of the good things it brought over from Perl

finite wave
#

Scala has interpolation

acoustic pilot
#

Except Ruby's was very much directly inspired by Perl ๐Ÿ˜›

finite wave
#

Scala was inspired by Pizza

quaint cradle
finite wave
#

Which means scala is the best thing ever

#

Wait second best thing ever*

#

Best

worn ember
#

@finite wave haha you got banned :3

finite wave
#

Only temp i think

cosmic raft
#

?

finite wave
#

Codevision

tranquil thicket
unkempt glen
sharp sentinel
#

Is there a site for javadocs similar to ReadTheDocs?

#

Like instead of self-hosting

#

Well I guess itโ€™s just a HTML site, so anything like that I guess? Was wondering if thereโ€™s one more dedicated?

cosmic raft
#

github pages :p

sharp sentinel
#

GitHub pages has a pretty major security issue atm ๐Ÿ˜›

#

So Iโ€™m kinda not wanting to touch it

cosmic raft
#

?

sharp sentinel
#

Itโ€™s possible to override the hosted content

cosmic raft
#

source?

sharp sentinel
#

Iโ€™ve had it happen to me - and a blog post, Iโ€™ll dig it up

left yacht
#

doing the wave

#

nothing can stop me!

thick trout
woven otter
#

what are you doing titanic

left yacht
#

it's a long story

#

but basically it's thousands of stacks

#

of emeralds

woven otter
#

did you attempt to create heaven for villagers

left yacht
#

yes

woven otter
#

๐Ÿค”

uncut vigil
haughty garnet
rich bobcat
hidden harness
#

Any good alternatives to VentureChat?

cobalt surge
#

Or make your own chat

hidden harness
#

I can pay but has to work with bungee/waterfall

cobalt surge
#

I have a team of 2 devs that are both amazing and between the both of them when I ask for something I usually get it.. hence where the plugin rideables came from

hidden harness
#

i can code stuff, but i have not made a plugin before

cobalt surge
#

It's fairly easy.

#

Well I say that but my hubby has to hell me every time I come up with an idea..

#

Like I said rideables.. that was the last good idea I had.

hidden harness
#

haha

#

I think i will wait for venturechat. Those other just seem more complex than i want

#

Does anyone know the creator of venturechat

cobalt surge
#

Lol

hidden harness
#

?

fresh ermine
#

gl talking to him lol

#

especially regarding updates

hidden harness
#

why?

fresh ermine
#

because he doesn't like to be bothered about ETA's

#

or updating

cobalt surge
#

Is it z???

fresh ermine
#

no Venturechat is made by Aust1n46

cobalt surge
#

Oh ok

hidden harness
#

what are you guys not saying

fresh ermine
#

I'm not saying anything other than bothering the dev for an update / ETA for 1.14 will probably irk him more than get you answers

#

also

hidden harness
#

okay

fresh ermine
#

that was monday

#

this plugin works fine

#

but i dont really use it

#

i dont have a reason to use a chat plugin on 1.14 considering its a development server

hidden harness
#

I can wait a week, that is toally fine. Really just wanted to know if it was abandoned or not

fresh ermine
#

i kust know it loads

#

nah it isn't abandoned

#

hes just busy

hidden harness
#

that's fine

fresh ermine
#

i doubt VC would be abandoned anytime soon

hidden harness
#

good to know

fresh ermine
#

its one of the most popular chat plugins

#
  • free
cobalt surge
#

This is why I like have devs in my pocket

hidden harness
#

the join messages and the broadcast still works on 1.14 so that's fine

fresh ermine
#

one plugin thats dead that i miss

#

is CommandBook

#

:(

hidden harness
#

looks nice

fresh ermine
#

CommandBook was great

#

it was my favourite "essentials" plugin

#

hasn't been updated since 1.12.2 tho

pulsar wigeon
#

hasnt been updated since 1.8 lol

#

1.13 finally broke it tho

limber knotBOT
#

well youtube broke on my end

#

fantastic

meager cedar
fresh ermine
#

yeah ahahah

#

that

#

it was so hard to find a replacement for me

#

idk i dont like Essentials

#

i ended up buying CMI which is pretty nice but nothing will ever replace my commandbook

pulsar wigeon
#

tbh i haven't even looked at how much work it would be to update it at this point

#

been busy with WE/WG

fresh ermine
#

oh shit wait are you one of the devs ahaha

pulsar wigeon
#

i figured everyone had migrated off it years ago

fresh ermine
#

i still use it on my 1.12.2 creative server tbh

#

when upgrading to 1.13 i was sad i had to toss it for something like essentials or CMI

hidden harness
#

Does waterfall work with forge?

fresh ermine
#

Should

golden gust
#

1.13.x forge no as I've yet to disassemble forges protocol and refactor waterfall and probably break some other things because todo list

fresh ermine
#

oh yeah dunno about 1.13

#

didn't even think about that

hidden harness
#

i meant 1.12.2 forge

#

does that work?

golden gust
#

yup

hidden harness
#

and does the bungee plugins work?

#

Like i have a /hub plugin

golden gust
#

Yup

hidden harness
#

Wow

lean frost
golden gust
#

General gist is that we try to ensure compat with mods as much as possible, even more than bungee, especially with the setting to disable the entity data remapping stuff in waterfall.yml to improve mod support, but some just really do not support the concept of bungee at all

hidden harness
#

ok

#

Is there anything like protocolsupport for 1.14?

normal echo
#

well protocolsupport is in dev builds for 1.14 so yes but soon

hidden harness
#

where?

#

@normal echo where can i find that?

normal echo
fresh ermine
#

hi myles

normal echo
#

hi

fresh ermine
#

how are you? ๐Ÿ˜„

hidden harness
#

can i build it myself?

normal echo
#

Yeah but obviously there will be bugs - ./gradlew build

#

Busy with university exams but otherwise good, you @fresh ermine ?

fresh ermine
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Ah thats good to hear, pretty good, I just finished up my first year at uni so ive been doing a whole lot of nothing honestly - thanks for asking

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its 9:30 AM and im watching a guy on youtube mow a lawn

quasi swallow
rustic belfry
fresh ermine
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this guys lawn is too perfect honestly

foggy wraith
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what is the diffrence with paperclip-22 and paperclip

golden gust
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the filename, that is all

foggy wraith
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so there is nothing diffrent other then the name

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why is there an option for it may i ask?

golden gust
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Some people prefer to download the file with the version number, others prefer it without

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Doesn't really cost anything to have both

foggy wraith
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ok thx

deft crest
hidden harness
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I need help connecting waterafall to forge

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I added the server

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and it shows up in the list

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but i cannot connect to it

golden gust
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Did you run bukkit? if so, check that forge support is enabled, beyond that, need more info about what the issue is

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I mean, bungee

warped kelp
fresh ermine
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no im in the US

grave lynx
void void
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does essentialsx or essentials work on 1.14.1?

stable oriole
deft crest
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i believe essentialsx does, but i haven't done any testing

foggy wraith
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i just put the latest dev build into a 1.14.1 server and when the server was loading up it said its unsuported but everything is working fine with it

hidden harness
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@golden gust I did run paper and waterfall. How do I enable support for forge?

lunar compass
void void
limber knotBOT
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@hidden harness there's a config setting in the bungee confi to allow forge clients iirc

hidden harness
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I enabled that, but it still does not work

stiff yarrow
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why are people staying on 1.14 instead of moving to 1.14.1 Thonk

hidden harness
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@wheat quarry

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It shows up in the list of severs but nothing happens when i switch to it

golden gust
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We need more information on what the issue is

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"it doesn't work" means nothing

hidden harness
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I do not know what to give

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i set the forge server to offline mode and the ip to 127.0.0.1

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The forge client can join my non-forge hub using protocolsupport

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just switching is not working

foggy wraith
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is there a multiverse portals version that works on 1.14.1?

hidden harness
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@golden gust

golden gust
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"not working"

hidden harness
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Not joining

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No error message

golden gust
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#waterfall-help but surely there is more information in the server or proxy logs, "not working" gives us nothing to go on or any form of direction of where to look

hidden harness
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This is all i get in the waterfall logs. There is nothing more [16:38:33 INFO]: [flaskpankaka|/192.168.0.101:38564] <-> ServerConnector [hub] has connected
[16:38:35 INFO]: [flaskpankaka|/192.168.0.101:38564] <-> ServerConnector [priv_forge] has connected
[16:38:35 INFO]: [flaskpankaka|/192.168.0.101:38564] <-> ServerConnector [priv_forge] has disconnected
[16:39:29 INFO]: [flaskpankaka|/192.168.0.101:38564] <-> ServerConnector [priv_forge] has connected
[16:39:29 INFO]: [flaskpankaka|/192.168.0.101:38564] <-> ServerConnector [priv_forge] has disconnected

golden gust
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Did you disable entity metadata rewriting in waterfall.yml?

hidden harness
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Im guessing you mean that disable_entity_metadata_rewrite should be true?