general

[green edge]

. PaperSpigot

[limber knot]

@green edge [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[proud inlet]

paperspigot

[limber knot]

@proud inlet [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[proud inlet]

whatever

😄

[green edge]

doesn't seem to work

😃

[proud inlet]

.help

eh

[green edge]

i remember back when the bridge was dumb

and it would spam messages whenever discord was crashing

[upper flicker]

yeah that bridge left a lot to be desired

[proud inlet]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-gif-11230336

https://tenor.com/view/discord-loading-infinite-load-gif-13678729

hmm it takes long to load

[finite wave]

Pa\per\spigot—

[green edge]

to be honest

that loading gif gave me a mind freeze

[proud inlet]

🚨

[quasi canyon]

My server keeps crashing on startup, anyone able to show me what it is if i send them the log please? 😦 cant narrow it down

[coarse urchin]

PaperSpiget

[finite wave]

PaperSpigot\

[limber knot]

@finite wave [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[finite wave]

Paper\tspigot

[coarse urchin]

Paper\Spigot

• PaperSpigot *

[limber knot]

@coarse urchin [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[coarse urchin]

bruh

[finite wave]

PaperSpigot

[proud inlet]

SpigotPaper

[slim nymph]

i dont think ima be able to go to bed until i watch the walking dead tonight

anyone who stopped watching really should get back into it

its fucking killing it

Its 93 percent topples Season Five, the previous series best with 89 percent, surpassing Season Three and One (both 88 percent), Season Four (83 percent), Season Two (81 percent), Season Six (77 percent), Season Eight (64 percent), and Season Seven, the lowest-rated at 63 percent “fresh.”```

[red robin]

if only the rest of the original cast would get killed off then i would watch it again

[finite wave]

I'm rewatching it.

Currently at episode 5

6*

sry

Wrong number

ouch

[austere ivy]

Happy april fools everyone! :D

[limber knot]

I think I gave up on it like half a season in to them ending up in that DC suburb

The biggest argument in the fandom at the time was about how those walls were backwards :D

[proud inlet]

I liked only the first two seasons

Of wd

[finite wave]

Amaranth walls?

[proud inlet]

Walking dead

[worldly condor]

@austere ivy what april? its still 31th of march

[austere ivy]

@worldly condor haha gotcha it's not!! april fools!!!

[worldly condor]

ehm wtf

its 31th of march dude

[finite wave]

Wtf is that

[worldly condor]

android 4.4.4

[quasi valley]

Is there a way of deleting only the generated nether world in vanilla 1.13(/1.14)?

[finite wave]

Yes

[tropic flame]

in vanilla? go inside the world folder and delete... erm... well, in 1.12 and lower the nether folder was called DIM-1

idk if it's still like that or if they renamed it to just nether but yeah

[quasi valley]

Ah yeah makes sense, I'm used to the 1.8 Spigot format, never saw that one 👀

Oh boy does stackoverflow look sexy right now

[limber knot]

wot

errr, someone sanity check me

am i going in/out? https://puu.sh/D88n3/c8b89a3db4.png

if not my client is just a retard

i turned off the fucking sleep mode

:O

[finite wave]

Out

[limber knot]

wat

am i dc'ing repeatedly, is wat i mean

bc it shouldnt do tht

you only disconnected on 39 and reconnected on 44

phoenix616 thx bby

[gloomy sphinx]

very helpful

[limber knot]

In wat tho

what is the best way to get the cpu time for the last full tick?

is there a way to query the timings?

[slim nymph]

'cpu time'

do you mean time in ms?

[limber knot]

yes

[slim nymph]

ServerTickEndEvent#getTickDuration

paper-api only

[limber knot]

ok thanks

thats exactly what i needed

[slim nymph]

and .getTimeRemaining can be used to do any end of tick slack work

tells how long until next tick

[finite wave]

HOW DOES IT KNOW?!?!?

[slim nymph]

MATH. ITS A MAGICAL FUCKING CREATURE

[finite wave]

TO YOUR MATH I RAISE
TPS 1

I actually rather enjoy math, i just need a teacher that wants to teach me advanced concepts whilst the class is still going at it with simple statistics.

[limber knot]

pushes brilliant.org toward jan

it costs but worth

https://puu.sh/D89Dq/c0ef391f08.png

[woven otter]

@finite wave https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCRGXV1QlxZ8aucmE45tRx8w/featured
It might be a little bit distracting though

[limber knot]

:o

slowly drags into bookmarks

[woven otter]

unzips

[wind mauve]

Why does visual studio hate me

Telling me I am not using the variables when I clearly fucking am https://i.imgur.com/3XDxh2c.png

[limber knot]

idk IJ does that too

it goes retarded sometimes

restart fixes it (in case of IJ)

idk about vs

[wind mauve]

well good to know it's not just me

Thought i missed a letter or something lol

[limber knot]

nah looks like it just went stupid

oh in your else{} it might be mad that you aren't defaulting it

[pulsar wigeon]

assigned but not used?

i can't see you actually using them in that screenshot

[limber knot]

and that but we cant see below the if

[pulsar wigeon]

could be elsewhere i guess

[void void]

Paper DL servers down?

[limber knot]

agh i was gonna be productive today but that didnt happen

[pulsar wigeon]

VisualStudio defaults to gray if it's entirely unused, but underlines if it's set/not get or gotten/not set

[wind mauve]

Wiz I set them equal to a constant var if specific car is used

[limber knot]

where is totalCost set?

[pulsar wigeon]

where is chosenCarCost get?

[limber knot]

im assuming below

[wind mauve]

one sec

[limber knot]

and chosenCarCost isn't set in your else branch

so in the case of none of those cars, that will throw

(maybe)

[wind mauve]

https://hasteb.in/aborulit.cs

[pulsar wigeon]

like tbh i don't care and i'm not saying anyone is wrong or right without seeing all the code

just conjecturing why VS might be showing warnings there

yea chosenCarCost is never read

you assign it a lot but you never USE the value assigned to it

totalCost should be fine though, it's set to a label

[wind mauve]

ahh okay

[limber knot]

pretty sure VS gives a different warning for unused tho

[pulsar wigeon]

it does

[wind mauve]

I haven't gotten to that section yet

[pulsar wigeon]

but we haven't been told what the warnings are

all we see is squiggles in a screenshot

[limber knot]

that is true

[void void]

http://www.devuan.org/pwned.html

[pulsar wigeon]

is that a joke?

[void void]

no idea

well it's (soon) 1st april so maybe?

[limber knot]

gopher LOL

[pulsar wigeon]

yea my first idea was april fool's

especially because uh...gopher.

[woven otter]

gopher

[void void]

hey they know the culture

gopher + irc > *

[woven otter]

what the hell is gopher

[void void]

a thing what existed before http

iirc

[wind mauve]

hmm, odd

[slim nymph]

h1,h2,h3{line-height:1.2}
thats a very important style for a page that doesnt use headings

[wind mauve]

still says its assigned but never used when i add it to another field

oh well i'll see if its still on its period when i finish everything else

[pulsar wigeon]

and their twitter is like "yea we just got defaced. well uh. ok."

[limber knot]

princess, did you reboot vs?

if not, humor me

[pulsar wigeon]

invalidate caches :P

[wind mauve]

i'll reboot yeah

yep it needed a reboot

lul

[limber knot]

yeah wiz there probably is a button for it

i dont know my way around vs

like, at all

[wind mauve]

annddd it's done and working, hooray

https://hasteb.in/udizicuw.cs
https://i.imgur.com/n3C6XtN.png

[pulsar wigeon]

how much for the exploding gas tank?

[wind mauve]

100 buckaroos

[limber knot]

test

[wind mauve]

actually, they should pay you lol

[static badge]

is that $2 for all wheel drive

[wind mauve]

2000

[static badge]

it looks like there's a . in there

[wind mauve]

I'm really liking this extension for VS that colours all the things

https://i.imgur.com/J4J6ZcX.png

oof your right leaf

[finite wave]

@woven otter The way she is writing is distracting

Like

What

[woven otter]

that's not what I meant

[finite wave]

Haha

[surreal moth]

wtf csharp and your cars choice

[ancient bolt]

stackoverflow is cancer today

[jade light]

You can get the boring non joke page by clicking one of the buttons on the top right

[ancient bolt]

i know

[orchid pelican]

Is T568B the standard ?

For ethernet wiring?

[potent warren]

Depends if it's a crossover cable or a straight through cable

You probably want the straight through cable

[orchid pelican]

Yep

What’s the use for crossover cables ?

[potent warren]

Connecting two devices together without the need of a switch

I've never seen any use for them irl

[orchid pelican]

Gots well is B the standard for struaght?

[potent warren]

idk

The crossover one uses both A and B (for each side)

If it's a "patch cable" a.k.a. a straight through cable, you can use any of those standards, provided you use the same for both ends.

[orchid pelican]

Ye every cable right now is not terminated so I’m ganna use B

[potent warren]

oki

😄

[orchid pelican]

Gosh this is ganna be a long adventure

[potent warren]

ik

[ancient bolt]

You know when you have 2 debug evaluation windows open that some real bullshit is happening

[static badge]

lul

[jade light]

Light theme

[cosmic raft]

^

[woven otter]

stop hating on light theme

[slim nymph]

i like my eyes so yes ill hate on light theme

[hot hound]

[cosmic raft]

what aikar said

[slim nymph]

https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/dark-reader/eimadpbcbfnmbkopoojfekhnkhdbieeh

[ancient bolt]

i switch between light and dark theme based on the lighting condition and how tired my eyes feel

so i use light theme because I like my eyes too

[woven otter]

but purple theme might be better

[carmine hinge]

does this count as purple?

[woven otter]

i guess that is the new theme

[carmine hinge]

I dont actually use that theme though

I use this theme

[woven otter]

this is nice too

There is not enough contrast in Darcula imo ¯_(ツ)_/¯

[deep shoal]

when i do /give player item

item gets given twice

what can cause this

[slim nymph]

@deep shoal broken vanilla command

i cant believe noone complains about that

your first ive seen mention it, so i didnt put my patch into paper thinking i might be crazy

https://github.com/starlis/empirecraft/blob/master/patches/server/0066-Fix-Give-command.patch

i dont know why but mojang also drops the item on ground

[deep shoal]

@slim nymph why does mojang dropping the item on ground cause me to get two of each

and it only happens sometimes

[slim nymph]

it gives you one, and drops on on ground, which you then pick up

[deep shoal]

it only happens when one of my plugins is loaded

and I do something in that plugin

[static badge]

I've never seen it happen before

[slim nymph]

if (flag && itemstack.isEmpty()) {
                    itemstack.setCount(1);
                    entityitem = entityplayer.drop(itemstack, false);

I don't know what mojang was trying to do here

vanilla code hits that with /give

https://i.imgur.com/Z4SFCXh.png

[deep shoal]

what's my code doing though that causes it to become an issue

[slim nymph]

its not your code

moojangs code is broken

its been broken for a while

[deep shoal]

but it only happens in my server

[slim nymph]

nope

[deep shoal]

if I do something in one of my plugins

[slim nymph]

happens on mine too

Date: Thu, 14 Jan 2016 00:49:14 -0500

[deep shoal]

if I don't load this plugin

doesn't happen

[slim nymph]

I fixed it 3 years ago

[potent warren]

Aikar, tell me something new. A lot of mojang's code is broken..

[deep shoal]

and if I do load this plugin and don't run X command in my plugin

it still doesn't happen

[slim nymph]

i cant explain that, all i can tell you is mojangs code is flawed

[deep shoal]

are the sources for paper available

so I can fix this

then rebuild

[cosmic raft]

works fine in vanilla :p

[slim nymph]

@cosmic raft https://i.imgur.com/q3ayYoz.png this is all vanilla code

[cosmic raft]

it adds it to the player, and then drops an item that has 1 tick of life left

[slim nymph]

yes, thats the problem

it shouldnt do that

[cosmic raft]

works fine in vanilla, so something in CB is screwing it up

[slim nymph]

what you just wrote is bad behavior

[cosmic raft]

/give @p minecraft:acacia_boat - I get one boat

not two

[slim nymph]

try a sword

[cosmic raft]

one

[deep shoal]

in vanilla there's no problem @slim nymph

[cosmic raft]

it's CB

[deep shoal]

it's only when you have your plugins doing some stuff

that it begins giving duplicate items

but idk what my plugin's doing to cause that

[cosmic raft]

takes longer and the player has time to pick up the dropped item or something

[slim nymph]

the flaw is in /give it sems

it shouldnt be dropping if the result = true

it should only drop on false if you even want that behavior

[cosmic raft]

it does it intentionally so that the animation of the item plays

[slim nymph]

entityplayer.world.a((EntityHuman) null, entityplayer.locX, entityplayer.locY, entityplayer.locZ, SoundEffects.ENTITY_ITEM_PICKUP, SoundCategory.PLAYERS, 0.2F, ((entityplayer.getRandom().nextFloat() - entityplayer.getRandom().nextFloat()) * 0.7F + 1.0F) * 2.0F);

can send a sound w/o actually dropping an item

[cosmic raft]

that's a sound

I said animation

[deep shoal]

yeah I noticed only ne of the items gets the animation

when I get duplicat given

but I get 2 sounds sometimes distinctly

sometimes in unison

[cosmic raft]

it adds the item with an age of 5999, anythinga above 6000 gets removed, so it has one tick of life and is then removed

[deep shoal]

I am so confused still

how my code makes it possible to get duplicate

[slim nymph]

well i have the same issue lion, its something about items on ground, maybe merging/

maybe ill just add a paper config "Dont do stupid item drop on give"

[cosmic raft]

which CB/Spigot/Paper play a lot with (merging)

and this isn't reproducible on vanilla 1.13.2

[slim nymph]

what is an 'item animation'

[deep shoal]

what's merging?

[cosmic raft]

sec aikar, i'll record

[deep shoal]

when you pick up an item in your hotbar, it goes from large to shrinking in size

[slim nymph]

then how do you not end up with duplicates from that

[cosmic raft]

@slim nymph https://streamable.com/s5o78 watch when I hit enter on the command

[deep shoal]

what's item merging

[slim nymph]

when 2 items of same type drop near each other

to become 1

its a vanilla feature now too, but spigots style is more user friendly so it was kept in favor of vanillas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FA5jsa1lR9c

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Spice Girls - 2 Become 1 (Official Music Video) - length 4m - 138,884 likes, 5,313 dislikes (96.3%) - 39,112,045 views - SpiceGirlsVEVO on 2009.03.07

[slim nymph]

❤ spice girls

[deep shoal]

why would dropping two items near eachother make them into 1 item

why's this a good idea

[slim nymph]

1. server lag, 2) easier pickup during mining

as players mine the items keep stacking together

then just pick up the larger stack

instead of having 400 items on ground

[deep shoal]

oh

so it's not that they become 1 item?

they are still picked up as x items

or are they 1 item entity?

[slim nymph]

1 'entity', X count

[deep shoal]

I see

[slim nymph]

pick up item, you still get same x count

[deep shoal]

that's cool

I don't think that's got anything to do with the problem here

I am checking something atm actually

[slim nymph]

what do you do in PlayerDropItemEvent

[deep shoal]

I cancel it

I just tried not cancelling playerpickupitemevent

but it didn't change anything

how can this problem be linked to drop item?

[slim nymph]

canceleling drop is whats causing it

/give causes a drop

[deep shoal]

lol tf

smooth one mojang

[slim nymph]

yes, as i said this codes stupid

it gives you the item, makes you drop it, then pick it up

just for a dumb animation

and it doesnt even lock the item to only you picking it up, so another player could actually pick it up

[deep shoal]

do you know how I can fix this then, is there a way I can check if the item the player's trying to drop

is caused by the give command

[slim nymph]

i can put in a config to not use the stupid drop part

[deep shoal]

can I do it from my plugin though

without changing the server

[slim nymph]

i was gonna put it in paper official

i have the same need for my own server

[deep shoal]

I use old paper, 1.12.2

are the sources for that still available so I can rebuild it with this fix?

[slim nymph]

yes

ver/1.12.2

[limber knot]

Hello

How would I set up a Paper project?

I'm currently looking to switch from Spigot to Paper

[slim nymph]

https://i.imgur.com/Zq4yJIU.png

oh man

@dext as a developer?

our api info is in the readme

[deep shoal]

lol wtf this person is chatting through a bot

I thought only the experienced users did that

[woven otter]

haha I was confused by Programmer's hangout too

[slim nymph]

@deep shoal hes on the other side of hell

communicating from the past

[deep shoal]

yeah probably

[woven otter]

I thought why someone decided to turn a discord server into brony discord server

[limber knot]

Mind linking me @Aikar?

[woven otter]

then I actually realized it's April 1st

[slim nymph]

.github

.git

do we seriously not have those

[cosmic raft]

it begins

[slim nymph]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper

[cosmic raft]

https://superuser.com/questions/842598/black-screen-on-xp-guest

superuser's new design is great

[deep shoal]

@slim nymph how did you generate this patch file https://github.com/starlis/empirecraft/blob/master/patches/server/0066-Fix-Give-command.patch

[slim nymph]

we discussed that earlier on SO 😛

@deep shoal i maintain a fork, most paper forks use my fork system lol

https://github.com/electronicboy/byof

[limber knot]

.addcmd byof Template for building your own fork of Paper - based on Aikar's fork - https://github.com/electronicboy/byof

.addcmd github Paper's Main GitHub repo: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper

[woven otter]

nice

[static badge]

.github

[limber knot]

Paper's Main GitHub repo: https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper

[static badge]

.gh

huh thought that was one

[limber knot]

Hey

So I've added paper to my library and took out spigot.

[woven otter]

.byof

[limber knot]

Template for building your own fork of Paper - based on Aikar's fork - https://github.com/electronicboy/byof

It looks like all of my methods are broken

How would I fix that?

[slim nymph]

did you use paper-api

[limber knot]

I simply add in paper as a library, correct?

[slim nymph]

or did you try downloading paperclip and use it as ajar file..

you can not use the jar off our website as a dependency

you need to checkout paper locally and compile it for that

and reference paper artifact from your local maven repo

i always forget so many people use NMS ._.

[ancient bolt]

would be cool if we could have a general artificial intelligence that could tell people when they could accomplish things with the API instead of NMS

but maybe we'd have cooler things to use a GAI for...

[deep shoal]

that doesn't need to be an agi

[cosmic raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0H3NI89unA

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Water Cooling a Network Switch! - length 25m - 18,998 likes, 250 dislikes (98.7%) - 355,430 views - Linus Tech Tips on 2019.03.31

[cosmic raft]

[deep shoal]

if plugin y depends on plugin x

and plugin x disables itself

does plugin y also get disabled?

[pulsar wigeon]

iirc depends only cares about existence/loading, not enabling

[native thunder]

I'm fairly certain dependencies only get checked on load and not disable

[wide hazel]

Linus, y u do these things

[wide hazel]

Scientific Study Finds "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" By Skrillex Stops Mosquitos From Having Sex - https://edm.com/news/mosquito-reproduction-skrillex

Who was watching mosquitoes fuck while listening to Skrillex?

[static badge]

so you're telling me if I blast that shit tier music I wont get no mosquitos round here

[fallen oracle]

Yes

[distant sparrow]

Hmmm. Sounds like a plan

[shy zodiac]

Worth it.

[void void]

could be apil fool

[limber knot]

unreproductive race conditions are so fun guys

[static badge]

wat u doin

[limber knot]

there's a race condition on chunk loading and npc generation for my plugin

on startup

but only for some servers

it'll run both the initialization code and the code loading respawn code

s/code loading/chunk loading

Correction, <^-^> it'll run both the initialization code and the chunk loading respawn code

[static badge]

rip

[void void]

wait so there's no backslash in his nick

why does the bridge add that?

[limber knot]

the backslash is there

cafebabe can't deal with my escape character

half the commands with my username in it don't work

[void void]

got it

[limber knot]

.seen ^-^

(^-^) I can't look up that name, it's impossible to use!

holds up a mirror

[void void]

epic name

[limber knot]

thanks, I got it from md5

so every plugin on spigot is now rated 5 stars

[quasi valley]

My mother just sent me a YouTube video of some lawyer saying article 13 has been canceled

And doesn’t believe it’s an April fools joke

Or I’m the one being completely wooshed by her

[limber knot]

april fools

also that's an evil joke to spread

[limber knot]

iirc germany can still veto it or something but it's not going to happen

[finite wave]

Let's all commit suicide in protest,

[quasi valley]

practically it's not possible, the conservative twats thought they could "create a standard in the eu" but simultaneously sneak around it in Germany, for oh wonder; they can't

[ancient bolt]

remember when skrillex was cool

[acoustic pilot]

no

[ancient bolt]

yeah me neither

[cosmic raft]

https://twitter.com/monadoboii/status/1112210937493291009

John (@monadoboii)

oh god oh fuck

Retweets

178812

Likes

664019

Twitter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) @monadoboii (John): oh god oh fuck https://t.co/JmrilYLl3n (1 day and 3 hours ago)

[cosmic raft]

lmao

[ancient bolt]

really glad google actually went through with april fools jokes this year

lame microsoft cancelled theirs

like as long as you don't fuck with real products, a funny video isn't gonna hurt shit

[cosmic raft]

yup

[ancient bolt]

google has fucked that "don't mess with real shit" rule up before

but I think they've learned since then

[void void]

spanish
back door intruder

what kind of a back door?

[cosmic raft]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/D29q-G4UwAANT2h.jpg:large

https://twitter.com/cupppppppppppp/status/1112229566628519936

cu p (@cupppppppppppp)

@monadoboii @RebelTaxi

Retweets

1342

Likes

12215

Twitter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) @cupppppppppppp (cu p): @monadoboii @RebelTaxi https://t.co/8pfale5Y6G (1 day and 2 hours ago)

[cosmic raft]

bahaha

[quasi valley]

https://i.redd.it/5w4dcvvx9ip21.jpg

oh heres the best one

https://i.redd.it/utshpzs3ijp21.jpg

[ancient bolt]

mfw one of google's april fools videos was an ad

nvm I take back everything I said

I've been bamboozled

[cosmic raft]

wtf

https://giant.gfycat.com/ConsciousScarceAtlanticspadefish.webm

too far

[ancient bolt]

That's not natural

MC is made to be blocky

[void void]

mod?

[limber knot]

Looks like a modified client or a mod that changed the rendering

just use loottables?

[unreal quarry]

Ffs, I swatted at my cat for jumping on my keyboard and I think she farted, cause now it smells like death in here :/

[woven otter]

that's some nice rendering

[upper flicker]

That’s an affront to humanity

Apparently also got 3in of snow overnight

So that’s cool

[loud meteor]

emh

hey

i have a bug here and i don't really know, where is the matter, in paper or in plugins

look

https://moeka.is-a-good-waifu.com/8NbpndA.mp4

[unreal quarry]

That url scares me

[loud meteor]

moeka is a good waifu, what is wrong?

[finite wave]

Clearly your redstone torch burned out

https://gaming.stackexchange.com/questions/52532/when-do-redstone-torches-burn-out

A redstone torch will "burn-out" when it is forced to change state (by powering and de-powering the block it's attached to) more than eight times in 60 game ticks (three seconds, barring lag). After burning-out, a redstone torch will produce a "smoke" particle and a hiss similar to an extinguished fire, deactivate, and will then ignore attempts to change its state until the number of state changes in the last 60 game ticks drops to fewer than eight — after that it will re-activate when it receives a block update (an adjacent block changing its state) or a redstone update which wouldn't normally deactivate the redstone torch. There is no limit on how often a single redstone torch can burn out.

[woven otter]

Very scientific

[cedar spade]

I forgot what last year was

Oh yeah I remember now

[quasi valley]

The best one in Minecraft (and peak of them) so far was the technical update a few years ago

with the beautiful map goggles

[acoustic pilot]

For April Fools, one of the programming Discords I'm in renamed itself to "PHP" and renamed all the channels as well, lol. https://i.imgur.com/vucufqL.png

[bold zephyr]

lol wtf just looked up last years for mc

https://medium.com/@annafelicityfriedman/mojangs-cruel-minecraft-april-fool-s-prank-or-why-we-need-more-moms-in-tech-f29c97e68510

this is the dumbest shit ive ever read

[limber knot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/CasualUK/comments/b7zl7c/pulled_an_april_fools_joke_on_a_monkey/

[bold zephyr]

you shouldnt have a 9 year old on mc anyway

[golden gust]

Reminds me of this old "game" I used to play

[limber knot]

(MiniDigger) Pulled an April fools joke on a monkey 🐒 : CasualUK - 309 comments, 6,080 points - duckface27, 3h ago

[golden gust]

if it loads up...

[limber knot]

oh yeah, last year's Minecraft april fools was amazing :D

idiots not knowing how resource packs work, yeah xD

pppff, ppl are way to sensitive

doesn't mojangs eula enforce a min age anyways?

[bold zephyr]

o no we need more moms in tech because my minecraft world is ugly for 2 hours

[limber knot]

I actually used a resource pack of the april fools textures for a while

why does a 9 year old have skype?

only for purchases, Mini

because they are the only ones still using skype? 🤔

[acoustic pilot]

LOL this mom

"Fewer than 25 of those listed employees were female, and of those, only a few were in engineering or product."

[limber knot]

its not like half of mojangs teams are parents 😂

[bold zephyr]

ikr

[acoustic pilot]

Basically she's saying Mojang should hire more female programmers, not for their skills in programming, but for their motherly perspective

Closed the article right there.

She can fuck right off

[bold zephyr]

LOL so did i

[limber knot]

that's just sexism, hiring people for their gender...

[acoustic pilot]

Feminists like her are the reason why feminism gets a bad rep.

[alpine halo]

I saw the discord icon live update FYI

[quasi valley]

absolutely astonishing

[limber knot]

@void void of course they do, people are sexist ¯_(ツ)_/¯

on top of my head I know that both bone and agnes are parents

yeah that's what they don't understand: in order to solve sexism (for hiring) we need to get rid of the reasons why certain genders prefer certain jobs...

e.g. more job security in the gaming industry

[acoustic pilot]

Diversity for the sake of diversity is retarded af.

[limber knot]

or, you know, just get a UBI and everyone can be an artist...

I mean I guess there are some hurdles for women to get into it and especially programming that are actually societies fault. e.g. programming is usually tought in a way that men understand more easily than women... (at least according to some computer scientiests that developed a better teaching approach)

[void void]

nice logo x)

[limber knot]

(Randy Pausch if anyone wants to look into that)

[golden gust]

programming is usually taught

[limber knot]

I mean it's a subject in schools so yes? xD

[golden gust]

Best we did was some trivial website using front page w/ drag and drop

[woven otter]

who changed the logo lol

[limber knot]

we implemented sorting algorithms xD

[mossy pasture]

Not enough reams of paper @ new server icon

[limber knot]

not changing the header

[golden gust]

It wasn't until I got into college that programming was actually really taught, and even there it was mostly trivial stuff

[woven otter]

It should've been a taco instead

[mossy pasture]

it should've been a kitten

amrite @cosmic raft

[fallen oracle]

Should've been Dunder Mifflin

[mossy pasture]

is it abnormal that I don't rly listen to music

ok good

[golden gust]

I'd say a laaarge part of the issue is really that it's not actually taught in schools, and the way society works tends to push people towards roles which "fit their gender" so to speak, and that's ignoring any study which goes into "how the mind works"

[fallen oracle]

Did you listen to the new song I told you to?

[mossy pasture]

I already listened to that

[fallen oracle]

Good

[mossy pasture]

Ever had fillings where you needed to get local anesthetic and after it wears off, you feel pain @ the site of the injection

[upper flicker]

it actually is dundermifflin paper

if you look really closel

y

so yeah 🌮

[bold zephyr]

🌯

[mossy pasture]

I feel rly abnormal by not listening too music

[limber knot]

@void void what are they using in the classes to teach programming?

[bold zephyr]

best april fools joke would be to completely rename the paper project to BurritoSpigot for a day

[mossy pasture]

@void void that'd be cuz the girls r too busy hugging each other every time they look @ each other

[woven otter]

it should have been Michael from dunder mifflin

[fallen oracle]

Oh it is good work

[wide chasm]

Rename it back to P a p e r S p i g o t (avoiding the bot), so everyone will start calling it that again.

[golden gust]

There is a difference between speaking about a problem vs being an ass, btw

[acoustic pilot]

Girls don't seem to spend much time in front of computers in general, such as gaming.

[limber knot]

@Z50 plz fix https://papermc.io/javadocs/index.html ;_;

meh, damn pinging

[woven otter]

Z570

[golden gust]

best he could do is redirect

[upper flicker]

oh thats the original link

[fallen oracle]

It's an April fools

[hot hound]

LOL what is the discord logo

[upper flicker]

I might have removed the original redirect when I added the second redirects

[golden gust]

But that means another redirect to maintain, and more shit to break because of the redirect 🤷

[upper flicker]

cant fix it now

use the real links

move on

[limber knot]

can't, my browser completes this one :P

[hot hound]

[upper flicker]

clear your history

eat tacos

cry

idc

[limber knot]

also there are redirects for all the other stuff

[fallen oracle]

https://papermc.io/javadocs/paper/1.13/overview-summary.html

[wide chasm]

College classes use code.org?

[hot hound]

[upper flicker]

will add to the list

[wide chasm]

I didn't expect that, gonna be honest.

[upper flicker]

itll get re-added at some point

maybe tonight we'll see

[woven otter]

actually you should have replaced the logo with spigot logo 😏

[limber knot]

https://papermc.io/javadocs/overview-summary.html also for those who don't use frames

could probably just do a "if file not found in /javadocs/ -> redirect to latest paper javadocs"

[peak dirge]

Good morning, comrades!

[upper flicker]

I could just make it return 418 too

[limber knot]

:P

[quasi canyon]

cardboard spigot?

cardboard boxgot?

[woven otter]

no it's a paper company

[upper flicker]

starts playing theme

[cosmic gorge]

how did you miss the chance to put huge stacks of bills....

💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵 💵

[peak dirge]

oh so this is Dunder-Mufflin?!?

I'm getting that Wolverness look right about now

jkjkjk

Today I have to go to class, so no time for memes.

[lone kindle]

can has paper

i like that paper

[craggy sail]

Oh my lord this icon

Love it

[void void]

https://puu.sh/D8tgk/a73f37d55d.png

[upper flicker]

youre not even using the good one

[void void]

thanks

[left yacht]

was expecting the craftbukkit logo @upper flicker

smh

https://www.titanicfreak.com/imgs/1d43d839991e1b93ea28d72c736a024d.png

still, wasn't expecting that

so points for that I guess

[olive garden]

what is this logo even?

please excuse my lack of knowledge

[left yacht]

a box filled with papers

[olive garden]

ah

[left yacht]

I think they like that

I haven't used paper in about a year

I might of forgotten what paper looked like /s

[fleet osprey]

I would like to buy some paper

[pulsar wigeon]

graph paper @ $40 / 100 sht.

[granite salmon]

Help, I have a paper cut

[golden gust]

gud

[wide chasm]

Paper is indeed cutting-edge

[upper flicker]

please keep your hands away from the pokey bits

[lone kindle]

Warning, sharp paper

[olive garden]

wow

"cutting-edge"

[void void]

loving the new server logo

[granite salmon]

Careful @void void touching it is painful

[void void]

I see

[worldly condor]

love that new PaperSpigot logo

[limber knot]

@worldly condor [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[granite salmon]

Lol

[woven otter]

PaperSpigot

[limber knot]

@woven otter [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[worldly condor]

but i know it as paperspigot

[limber knot]

@worldly condor [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[woven otter]

no u

[worldly condor]

stop it get some help, bot Korobi

waterbungee

hmm

[worn ember]

box of papers lmao

[worldly condor]

make those blins the logo of the server

theyre made outta paper

if someone dont make that the logo, putin will come to ur house and kill u with a knife, then shot 2 bullets in ur head

[limber knot]

https://www.minecraft.net/nl-nl/article/minecraft-3d-rediscovered

ayy

[craggy sail]

ayyyy

[true canyon]

This was the perfect opportunity to announce you're going to release a fork of Spigot that you'll simply call Spigot, and Paper will be a fork of that fork.

[granite salmon]

PaperSpigot

[limber knot]

@granite salmon [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[true canyon]

SpigotPaper

[cedar spade]

CraftPaperSpigotBukkit

[limber knot]

@cedar spade [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[cedar spade]

no u

[woven otter]

CraftPaperMCSpigotBukkitCraftbukkitSpigetTacoSpigotPaper

[cedar spade]

helo I need halp 4 paperspigut

any1 a round ???!?!?

[woven otter]

no we a square

[cedar spade]

o no

I need round

[quasi valley]

I think just joining this guild is a cry for help

[cedar spade]

I allredy said paperspiugt

[quasi valley]

it's called peiper

[lapis cosmos]

someone check #waterfall-help please

ok 😦

[cedar spade]

yuor suporpt is bad ima swich to concete

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/KQ5HEqc.png
I found something

look carefully

[cedar spade]

concete is betterer than papierspiogt

[granite salmon]

why doesthe new minecraft3d look like this

i cant read anything

[golden gust]

It's beautiful

[tardy lynx]

PaperSpigot

[limber knot]

@tardy lynx [Auto] We're now known as Paper.

[golden gust]

okay, nightmare mode is a literal nightmare to anybody who wants to play

[limber knot]

what does it look like

[golden gust]

nightmare mode?

death

just, death

[limber knot]

cool

[slim nymph]

nightmare mode onw hat

[golden gust]

Minecraft 3D

[olive garden]

oh, right, this is april fools, I should probably watch videos which I otherwise wouldn't

[golden gust]

Basically it's the "latest snapshot" version, not gonna ruin it more

[slim nymph]

oh wordpress plugins https://www.wordfence.com/blog/2019/03/peculiar-php-present-in-popular-pipdig-power-pack-plugin/

[gusty idol]

What is this new April Fools logo

[slim nymph]

ffs that bot is still running: https://pastebin.com/wGxwN34M

it copies things from gist to pastebin

[static badge]

hm?

[dapper nacelle]

    public void runTaskLater(Runnable runnable, int... delays) {
        int delay = 0;
        for (int d : delays) {
            delay += d;
            Bukkit.getScheduler().runTaskLater(plugin, runnable, delay);
        }
    }
``` I wish spigot had this tbh

runTaskLater(() -> loc.getWorld().playSound(loc, Sound.ENTITY_FIREWORK_ROCKET_TWINKLE, 4.0F, 1.0F), 20, 5, 3);

boiii

that's thic

[slim nymph]

thats not very intuitive

id expect it at 3, then 5, then 20

not 20, 25, 28

better to get rid of the addition and just write 20, 25, 28

[dapper nacelle]

that'd defeat it's purpose

imagine if someone used it like this

runTaskLater(() -> {}, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20, 20);

[loud steeple]

paper spigot this is pam

[slim nymph]

@dapper nacelle 20, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0, 0 - you cant handle every case of using something wrong

but series of #'s is also iffy design, not intuitve

[dapper nacelle]

The point of that method was so I could repeatedly play a sound with delays in between that I could use

[slim nymph]

id extract your task to variable then you could do something like taskchain newChain().sync(task).delay(20).sync(task).delay(5).sync(task).delay(3).sync(task).execute();

or do variations each step

[dapper nacelle]

hm.. a task chain...

[slim nymph]

https://taskchain.emc.gs 😛

[dapper nacelle]

this looks way cleaner tho

[slim nymph]

less code yes

but less intuitve

harder to reason about what the code is doing

requires investigating internals of that runTaskLater method to find what it does

[worldly condor]

wat is dat

[dapper nacelle]

niks (that's Dutch, for everyone's convenience I'll translate it into Japanese: nandemonaiya)

[slim nymph]

where as the the taskchain example, its pretty clear what that codes doing w/o looking at TC internals

the code READS like a human

[finite wave]

TaskChain is ❤️❤️❤️❤️

[slim nymph]

jan deuglify yourself 😦

[finite wave]

Never

[slim nymph]

fixed!

[dapper nacelle]

lol

did you nick him?

[slim nymph]

@finite wave 😛

[dapper nacelle]

😂

[finite wave]

No

[dapper nacelle]

April 1st

Is there a point of having an interface if you're not going to cast anything in it

[slim nymph]

?

you should be using interfaces where possible

.g program to an interface

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://stackoverflow.com/questions/383947/what-does-it-mean-to-program-to-an-interface -- What does it mean to "program to an interface"? - Stack...: "Dec 21, 2008 ... There are some wonderful answers on here to this questions that get into all sorts of great detail about interfaces and loosely..."

[finite wave]

.g how to do java wrong

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) https://www.homeandlearn.co.uk/java/java_error_handling.html -- java for complete beginners - error handling: "In general, errors can be broken up into two categories: Design-time errors and Logical errors. Design-time errors are easy to spot because NetBeans..."

[finite wave]

Hmm

Yeah okay

[slim nymph]

Day 1: Sprint 3 of Keto ._.

maybe this time i can make it to goal

[limber knot]

the diet?

@slim nymph

[slim nymph]

yes

[limber knot]

wanna know how I lost 25kg

[slim nymph]

not eating

[limber knot]

that's half right

[pulsar wigeon]

a lobotomy

[gloomy warren]

leg amputation?

[limber knot]

I'd only ever eat fastfood

once a day

go to either mcd's or burger king for lunch and that's the only meal I had

[finite wave]

I’m still a teen i can eat fast food 3x a day and not get fat

[limber knot]

that implies teens can't be fat

I was a fat fucking teen

[finite wave]

Nub

I’m a correct teen

[woven otter]

who are you

[cosmic raft]

https://twitter.com/getbentsaggy/status/1112657078085140480

Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy)

a fun april fools day surprise xox

Retweets

2910

Likes

9472

Twitter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) ✓@getbentsaggy (Chris (Simpsons artist)): a fun april fools day surprise xox https://t.co/Q35wG44XBE (7 hours and 56 minutes ago)

[void void]

same

[cosmic raft]

@wide hazel https://old.reddit.com/r/csharp/comments/b7vpbx/announcing_reddit_visual_studio_release_and_faq/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Announcing "Reddit Visual Studio" Release and FAQ : csharp - 77 comments, 223 points - FizixMan, 17h ago

[finite wave]

.g Paper

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) http://www.papermag.com/ -- PAPER: "Fashion Month · Beauty · Break the Internet ® · Entertainment · Music · Famous People · Film/TV · Internet Culture · Nightlife · Art · Care ·..."

[wide hazel]

@cosmic raft this is amazing. lol

[limber knot]

I'm dissapointed that I can't click on the - to minimize the "code" xD

[austere ivy]

Hi folks, if you're into it, please upvote https://www.reddit.com/sequence/?link=b87edg. It's /r/technicallythetruth and follows the narrative, which the one anime thing doesn't.. so that's nice.

[finite wave]

Hey anyone wanna do something stupid that will get you banned on a discord but won’t get you banned here?

[wide chasm]

bans Jan on CV

[grand slate]

bans him here

[austere ivy]

No, Jan >:(

[finite wave]

@wide chasm I never said CV

[woven otter]

listens to jan

[wide chasm]

You know I'm mod everywhere you are Jan, I'll just ban you everywhere 😉

[grand slate]

tf stef you're mod here too

can you don't

[wide chasm]

Sorry, will try not to.

[grand slate]

..... smh

[finite wave]

@wide chasm Pim is being a cunt

[wide chasm]

The EU CV has voted not to nullify your mute. Going against the community would be bad for my position, so it seems like you'll have to wait a bit longer.

[loud meteor]

Guys

Did u notice the new old minecraft version?

[wide chasm]

Haven't played it, but read the article.

[loud meteor]

It is soo beautiful, i cant stand

I want a game like that

[finite wave]

@loud meteor What

[wide chasm]

https://www.minecraft.net/article/minecraft-3d-rediscovered

[spiral garden]

@cosmic raft you missed something

emoji should be a stack of paper

(it might not be you who's responsible, but eh) 👀

[upper flicker]

You’ve already put more thought into it than I did when I switched the guild logo

[static badge]

Ah 2 anyone puts more thought than you into anything

[cedar spade]

shuddup leaf

pinapl > lef

[static badge]

ur like web MD

[cedar spade]

no u

[static badge]

u

[woven otter]

u

[upper flicker]

the entire process was someone saying 'I had an idea but I forgot' then me downloading a box of paper, cropping it, and setting the guild image at like 8am after no sleep

that is all the effort you deserve leafy boi

[woven otter]

that's lame

you should be ashamed of yourself

[upper flicker]

the other ideas Ive seen have basically been 'steal other project's logo'

seems like Im not the only one really all there

[static badge]

Should've made it concrete

That way u could pretend to be a good project for once

[upper flicker]

conrete doesnt have a logo to steal

doesnt have much of anything to steal tbh

[static badge]

guess I should make a logo

[upper flicker]

inb4 its just the minecraft block

[woven otter]

inb4 it's just leaf

[deep shoal]

when I use viaversion

hitboxes aren't synced between clients and server

for arrows

[woven otter]

is this via version support though

[deep shoal]

arrows are in diff positions

[limber knot]

don't use viaversion

;)

[deep shoal]

what do I use instead

[limber knot]

the same client version as the server

[deep shoal]

okay

in paper 1.8

setVelocity on a player who is standing on the ground

barely works

does like nothing

[upper flicker]

we dont care about paper 1.9

or 1.8

in any capacity

[woven otter]

that's rude

[deep shoal]

thanks everyone

[upper flicker]

idk how many times we have to slap unsupported on something

[slim nymph]

Sadly not april fools ._. https://www.c-span.org/video/?c4788257/betsy-devos-explains-benefits-larger-class-sizes

[woven otter]

friendly community of paper

[upper flicker]

don't drink the water its bad, hey don't drink the water its bad, hey stay away from that water we wont help, hey what are you doing by that water, no that water is bad

Yeah I drank the water can you help me

[tropic flame]

bruh I've been having these unbearable lag spikes in RetroArch on my phone while emulating Pokémon Ruby, guess what, disabling threaded video, vsync AND applying a shader filter (which increases the graphics quality) fixes it ._.

at least at 99%

[gloomy sphinx]

the problems is pokemom ruby

should be playing emerald

[tropic flame]

true

[upper flicker]

maybe you found the right combination to get you back to full hardware acceleration

or just loaded enough crap on to get the chip in a higher power mode

[tropic flame]

oh yeah and I also disabled HLE Emulation

so yeah probably

@gloomy sphinx I've never even finished Ruby altho I know emerald is superior, but idk I'd switch if I could convert my save file

[woven otter]

@upper flicker are you arch user

[upper flicker]

yeah what you need my duckling

[woven otter]

So I just wanted to ask one thing

[golden gust]

INSTALL GENTOO

[tropic flame]

(oh I also disabled power saving, that might also be why)

[golden gust]

disabled power saving

[tropic flame]

read what I said earlier lmao

[upper flicker]

powers saving is for the weak

I just walk around tethered to a battery pack

[spice frigate]

Anyone know what the * means after the plugins name in /plugins? https://cdn.incog.dev/u/bhHgxM.png

[woven otter]

Why arch anyways

[golden gust]

The * means that they're running through legacy conversion

[spice frigate]

Alright, thanks

[golden gust]

Wether that's an issue or not depends on what the plugin does, but keep on the lookup for updates 🤷

[slim nymph]

maybe we should just put a foot note about that

[tropic flame]

I mean I also have a powerbank, Z, but idk

[upper flicker]

AUR and bleeding edge packages

stop putting shit in /plugins

if you think it needs an explanation, write a page on the doc

(Yes, I know no one will ever do that)

[slim nymph]

noone would read it there

[spice frigate]

^ lol

[upper flicker]

not enough people have an issue that they need an overly verbose informative message either

[woven otter]

weird people

[fringe quartz]

I'll take multiple inheritance in Java now thx

[upper flicker]

never gonna happen

[fringe quartz]

back to c# then

[unreal quarry]

Just stack them. Honda inherits Car inherits Vehicle inherits HumanMadeThing etc etc

[balmy sandal]

Vote: https://feedback.minecraft.net/hc/en-us/community/posts/360043200452-Miencraft-Opensource-Java- NOW

[fringe quartz]

problem is extends BaseCommand

but yes, i'm making my base GUI class extend it

not a huge deal just barf

[unreal quarry]

You could cheat and use interfaces with default methods. I did on Ridables

[fringe quartz]

i'm not too bothered by it

just it's not cleaaaan

[woven otter]

anyone particularly good at physics here?

[finite wave]

@woven otter DON’T ASK TO ASK

[woven otter]

BUT I WANT TO

Well okay then

anyone interested in making some bucks

[finite wave]

What is it you idipt

[woven otter]

idipt? 🤔

I think you're the real idipt here

[finite wave]

.taco @woven otter

[limber knot]

gives @woven otter a spicy taco

(DiscordBot) I can't give a taco to that user.

[woven otter]

hahaha

I wonder why

[finite wave]

?

[woven otter]

Is this your doing Z750

[finite wave]

Nah

[woven otter]

Cafebabe is lame

anyways it's related to circuits

[upper flicker]

its because cafebabe doesnt see your nick in IRC

[woven otter]

🤥

[upper flicker]

but some other commands (and even some other foods!) dont do that check

because cafebabe is a mess

[woven otter]

yes

she is old

like irc

[woven otter]

anyways I just want to outsource something . It's just one exercise

[finite wave]

.insult @woven otter

[woven otter]

stop being rude

[finite wave]

Fuck

[woven otter]

Z already bullied me enough today

[upper flicker]

your saying I bullied you is bullying me

this is a no bullying zone

[finite wave]

.lart @woven otter

[limber knot]

forces @woven otter to learn the Win32 API.

[woven otter]

No safespaces for your SJW feminism here Z

this is internet

you are no longer safe

[finite wave]

.potato

[woven otter]

Also Win32

[finite wave]

.potato @woven otter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't give a potato to that user.

[woven otter]

sounds

not

fun

[finite wave]

.munge @woven otter

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) @ΜŢΜ123

[finite wave]

Huh

[woven otter]

huh

why are you being rude

[finite wave]

.drama

.drama @woven otter

.drama Java

Idk

[woven otter]

.ping @finite wave

.taco @finite wave

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) I can't give a taco to that user.

[finite wave]

.metacritic @woven otter

[woven otter]

.murder @finite wave

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) No results found.

[finite wave]

.kill @woven otter

[limber knot]

smashes @MTM123's head in with a wooden club.

[woven otter]

.kill @finite wave

[limber knot]

crushes @finite wave with a huge spiked barrel of rocks.

[woven otter]

that's better

[finite wave]

.lart @woven otter

[limber knot]

puts @woven otter in a nest of camel spiders.

[woven otter]

.lart @finite wave

[limber knot]

gives @finite wave a melvin.

[finite wave]

.lart @woven otter

[limber knot]

sets @MTM123's resolution to 800x600.

[finite wave]

I win

[woven otter]

dumb taco hater

[upper flicker]

less bot spam nubs

[woven otter]

You can't tell us what to do

[finite wave]

.lart @upper flicker

[limber knot]

uses @Z750's iPod for skeet shooting practice.

[woven otter]

Your monarchy no longer can oppress us

[upper flicker]

gonna add user blacklisting just for you two

[woven otter]

😦

rude

again with the bullying

[finite wave]

@upper flicker We arenot irc users atm

[woven otter]

do you thing cyberbullying is a joke

[finite wave]

.lart @upper flicker

[limber knot]

turns @upper flicker over to the Fun Police.

[woven otter]

it's a real issue and millions of people are suffering from it every day

[upper flicker]

no thats identity theft