k8s is what all the big boys are using instead of docker swarm, I wonder if swarm will eventually be phased out
#general
acoustic pilot
queen pollen
Pretty soon I'd figure given all it's power
Also @gloomy sphinx it depends on what you want to use it for.
If you just have 1 MC server and maybe a webserver you'd be fine with a standard VM
If you have many applications or microservices it is good at managing those
gloomy sphinx
I feel like an old man who just learned how to use browser tabs minus the old man part
gloomy sphinx
bye guys see you next week
acoustic pilot
_>
acoustic pilot
although there are tools to simplify learning k8s
queen pollen
Yes
Such as minikube
honestly wish Pterodactyl worked with k8s
but it only managed docker
Doesn't even really do anything with OCI related things either
acoustic pilot
I like Ptero and all, but I don't particularly see it as well-designed or intuitive in how it uses Docker.
queen pollen
Never studied how it used it other than just assuming. Got some insight?
(also playing with it a bit but technically still assuming since I didn't look at the src)
acoustic pilot
Like you pointed out it's just very tightly coupled to the Docker runtime
And only fires containers with no notion of services or anything
acoustic pilot
It actually uses bridged networking IIRC
So there's that
Doesn't do net=host thankfully.
But you can't even give containers names or anything, it forces IDs on you, so that sucks
No easy way to resolve containers within that bridged network
queen pollen
Eeek
Yeah I like my Services thanks 😄
k8s and their internal DNS is very nice
I can tell clients to just target mysql.cluster.service.local and have that sit behind a replicaset with a multi master/slave deployment.
Still gotta use NodePorts for Minecraft Servers though
gloomy sphinx
sounds scary
queen pollen
I mean its not scary I just like Ingress. But Ingress is layer 7 only
I want to try Pocket Edition since they use layer 7? I saw they have a php build at least.
Would be cool to use Cloudflare as the endpoint vs the node
gloomy sphinx
I heard on xbox it died at least
something to do with login changes
i dunno
but minecraft.net now promotes java edition
gloomy sphinx
yeah pretty sure they pay for that lol
queen pollen
A Google user
March 25, 2019
I like this game so much. People make fun of me sometimes for playing. I don't care what they they think. I just want the grass block pic to change to a mob. Also plz add more weapons, armor, and furnature to minecraft. It would also be nice to add more animation to players and/or way more mobs. But...
? Is this not bedrock edition?
Sorry I grew up in the MC alpha days
gloomy sphinx
pocket edition is bedrock yes
acoustic pilot
The mobile app is bedrock edition, IIRC, yes.
queen pollen
coool cool
gloomy sphinx
the cross platform edition is bedrock
acoustic pilot
Same with Windows, and XBox etc
acoustic pilot
Are they? o.o
acoustic pilot
The player counts on this server list does seem pretty weak
queen pollen
All i know is someone in k8s slack was like "yeah my kid plays mc on the phone and wants a server for it" ¯_(ツ)_/¯
acoustic pilot
acoustic pilot
Yeah I saw that, kinda just ignored it because I assumed maybe it's just popular in Brazil and that's a separate phenomena
queen pollen
https://minecraftpocket-servers.com/servers/players/ By most played
1710 / 27600
1519 / 27600
1413 / 27000
gloomy sphinx
the most popular bedrock server was some bacon server in the usa
acoustic pilot
Oh wow yeah those are good
fallen oracle
Have a nice shower
acoustic pilot
Hm, NukkitX support in ACF could be cool for those wanting to start a PE server :>
acoustic pilot
The actively maintained fork of Nukkit, yeah
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so nukkit got nuked huh
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oh but it did
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nop
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it did
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It really didnt Spotterino
acoustic pilot
Project seems really active: https://github.com/NukkitX/Nukkit
upper flicker
You should've said something witty to do with nuclear power plants
like it melted down or something
gloomy sphinx
why are you being a bully z750?
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only thing that's melted round here is all of ur previous braincells
gloomy sphinx
i will call the bully hunters in here
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oh bully hunters
2 could make for a good hunter if he could see
or think
or speak even remotely good english
upper flicker
dont need to do either of those things to burn your entire leaf family and the trees you live in
.leaf
limber knotBOT
gloomy sphinx
.lart spottedleaf
limber knotBOT
gives spottedleaf's phone number to Borg.
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gloomy sphinx
where is borg
atomic marten
Cloud functions are nice
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?
upper flicker
Couldnt do that on IRC
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upper flicker
now its just you making up stuff
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.english
atomic marten
Legacy
cosmic raft
.english
limber knotBOT
sucks
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change it up
atomic marten
Switch it up
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ok that's rude
upper flicker
bop it
gloomy sphinx
anyone excited for wizards101?
cosmic raft
kick it
upper flicker
idk what that is
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upper flicker
I thought hypetale was the new mc
gloomy sphinx
mc
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.g wizards101
gloomy sphinx
no
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(DiscordBot) https://www.wizard101.com/ -- Wizard101: FREE Wizard Game Online For Kids: "Create your Wizard here and play for free! Wizard101 is an online Wizard school adventure game featuring collectible card magic, pets, and duels."
atomic marten
Roblocks
jolly violet
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oh I remember their adverts on youtube 5 years ago
mind telling that guy he's retarded for me
jolly violet
he's in the official minecraft discord defending the shit bedrock script system
atomic marten
Isn’t hyperpixle making a sandbox game?
cosmic raft
which channel @jolly violet?
jolly violet
scripting-api-feedback
cosmic raft
hypepickle*
gloomy sphinx
why is javascript not a good scripting language?
jolly violet
hi, tail?
atomic marten
What’s a string
upper flicker
that thing kash is always rolling around playing with
gloomy sphinx
is kash indian
jolly violet
strings are for pussies
atomic marten
-throws ball of string-
jolly violet
real men play with cardboard
upper flicker
that box flap is kicking your ass
gloomy sphinx
real men play with k8s
cosmic raft
@gloomy sphinx I am not indian
atomic marten
I order from amazon to make myself feel noticed
atomic marten
It doesn’t work
gloomy sphinx
where in canada
cosmic raft
British Columbia
upper flicker
the non-french parts thankfully
acoustic pilot
in Africa
gloomy sphinx
vancouver?
cosmic raft
near vancouver
atomic marten
Ordering from amazon makes me feel like a crazy x girlfriend who isn’t noticed and stalking
gloomy sphinx
where is near vancouver
cosmic raft
and by near I mean 4 hours away
cosmic raft
west kelowna
gloomy sphinx
wow
cosmic raft
lol
acoustic pilot
Kash too poor to be in Vancouver 😦
atomic marten
How many edits does it take to get to the right spelling?
cosmic raft
no it isn't
gloomy sphinx
with nice new stuff
cosmic raft
not even close
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how many z750's does it take to create a grammatically correct sentence?
gloomy sphinx
thats dumb
cosmic raft
@static badge you want to know how many?
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wow
cosmic raft
velcro many
upper flicker
rip
gloomy sphinx
calling bully hunters
atomic marten
Velcro is nice
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wasn't talking 2 u 2
gloomy sphinx
I have the bully hunters on the way 2TSO
atomic marten
atomic marten
acoustic pilot
we'll have to ban spotted if we ever wanna be partnered
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true stories part 2
upper flicker
we'll have to ban a lot of people to get partnered tbh
acoustic pilot
true lol
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ur ass will need to get banned
gloomy sphinx
you guys should partnet with md_5
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.g b1nzy
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cosmic raft
@gloomy sphinx over my dead body
gloomy sphinx
partner with mcmarket
atomic marten
Yea, at least be sha_1
upper flicker
that guy used to work at discord?
they've been around long enough to have employee turn over?
vestal jasper
Banning people to get partnered would be retarded
atomic marten
I thought b1nzy still worked at discord
cosmic raft
not anymore
upper flicker
his site and twitter say previously
cosmic raft
until november 2018
atomic marten
I triggered him a lot so works for me if he doesn’t
Cool I can rejoin the discord devs discord
atomic marten
He yells at people a lot
upper flicker
that doesnt disqualify you from discord
vestal jasper
Septemeber
atomic marten
He was the one who screamed for all of discord’s rate limits btw
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and
atomic marten
Which I always break
atomic marten
The global emoji going away was his fault yes
native thunder
They were this special server that didn't need nitro or twitch but got special emoji
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big claims :>
atomic marten
He has a rep it isn’t all joke mostly is
atomic marten
But having a rep as banzy and getting wrapped up in ban claims hurts
Search discord suggestions for ban b1nzy
vestal jasper
No one's on the same level of idiot as leaf
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cuz am smarterer than all u combined
2 be fair that's just cuz 2 is literally a black hole of weight
upper flicker
do blackholes actually weigh anything?
vestal jasper
Sure thats why you spend your time here. Because you're smart.
upper flicker
nop
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to prove to this world u could spell
upper flicker
you got nuthin
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but u dun fucked it up
gloomy sphinx
weigh isnt real they mass
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cuz ur literally a braindamaged intel chipset
upper flicker
I suppose it would have a weight
gloomy sphinx
spotted is basically a self learning cafebabe with hadouken code
upper flicker
there's not much learning going on over there no
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only person fit to be cafebabe is 2
he even created a dumb bot to impress her or something
gloomy sphinx
i mean when i type .taco spotted you give the same expected reply
.taco spottedleaf
limber knotBOT
gives spottedleaf a spicy taco
hands spottedleaf a spicy hard-shell taco filled with steak and topped with tomatoes, olives and sour cream!
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tbh 2 there is quite a bit of learning going on here
everyday I learn about how u manage to fuck the english language up in a completely unique way
gloomy sphinx
what is your real name spottedlart
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ah spongebob
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at least I'm not retarded
gloomy sphinx
they got stuck in traffic
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maybe they grew a braincell and decided to enjoy the show
gloomy sphinx
quebec
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you have 3 guesses left
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idk he kinda seems like a french canadian maple leaf
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no
cosmic raft
ontario
gloomy sphinx
montreal
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wrong
upper flicker
hon hon hon
gloomy sphinx
hmm
cosmic raft
gloomy sphinx
that is a good one
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nice to see it's been fucking screenshotted 15 times
upper flicker
thats actually a png btw
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no fucking way
gloomy sphinx
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it was screenshotted as jpg then png'd
upper flicker
oh is this what we're doing
gloomy sphinx
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make sure to do it in jpg
cosmic raft
you screenshotted yourself, ruined it
gloomy sphinx
rip
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cosmic raft
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cosmic raft
that fucking white theme
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excuse me
cosmic raft
literally burning my eyes
gloomy sphinx
gloomy sphinx
that is a gif not a screenshot
upper flicker
you've reintroduced some quality
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2 fuk off ur retarded nobody listens to u
native thunder
The mouse is a nice touch
upper flicker
cyberbullying is wrong
native thunder
But is cyber bullying a cat truly cyber bullying
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are you saying cyber bullying pussies is ok
gloomy sphinx
where is the latest paper UPDATE THAT AIKAR FIXED?
cosmic raft
i'm going to gain 90000kg of weight
i basically are 9 entire cinnamon buns today
ate*
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ur 9 entire cinnamon buns?
upper flicker
so ur a leaf
but ur a cat
from a teen drama book
pretty complicated
maybe some angst in there
parental issues perhaps
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it's not a drama book 😦
gloomy sphinx
why is BannerBoard-1.9.9-CRACKED.jar not working and ram usage 100%?
gloomy sphinx
but my LiteBans-2.2.4-CRACKED-Output.jar should catch any bad stuff
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wouldn't be surprised
vestal jasper
gloomy sphinx
you ruined my gif
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upper flicker
ye his new name is light
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ur fucking
upper flicker
deal with it
limber knotBOT
sucks
vestal jasper
Nick him
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its like 1 am here
vestal jasper
Spottedlight
upper flicker
am tired
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ur always retarded
vestal jasper
Ty
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u need to come to terms with that
gloomy sphinx
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u can't even win against a box flap
cosmic raft
vestal jasper
Imagine being a leaf
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why is there a triangle there
vestal jasper
What a miserable existence
cosmic raft
it's telling you no u
upper flicker
he reached out and put a post it on your pc
jolly violet
honey bear
vestal jasper
Sorry I don't accept post. Only get.
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.g honey bear
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(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1oQfagXfBqE -- Honey Bear - Duck Song Spin-Off - YouTube: "Aug 22, 2009 ... Honey Bear, what are you doing in your underwear? Song by Bryant Oden. Animation by Forrest Whaley. BUY THE SONG: ..."
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oh
jolly violet
hmmm
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my
vestal jasper
No
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mfw my account has a like on that video
jolly violet
vestal jasper
My cat is fucking around with a box and he just gave me the most oh fuck I did something wrong look when i turned on my flash
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u could also run an xray center with cancer coming off of u
cosmic raft
hmm
vestal jasper
arch btw @upper flicker
upper flicker
no cigar though
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.g "no cigar though"
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upper flicker
rip other honey bear
jolly violet
its tasty!!
cosmic raft
upper flicker
alright we dont want to see anything else on your desk
jolly violet
WAIT I HAVE MORE
gloomy sphinx
where in canada can i buy triangle sticky notes
upper flicker
no
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you can cut regular ones in half
vestal jasper
Chine
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that's china in french
jolly violet
this is a puzzle, not an anal probe
cosmic raft
yes, every product in canada has french wording too
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) Result: (material) porcelaine - https://is.gd/7hZ70d
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excuse me
upper flicker
hon hon hon oi oi baguette eiffel tower
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maybe it's the quebec version
quebec french is hipster french from what I know
"reee can't have these english words"
gloomy sphinx
hon hon oi oi de chine no baguette
upper flicker
no thats the right translation
cosmic raft
.g site:collinsdictionary.com dictionary chine
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.collinsdictionary.com/dictionary/english/chine -- Chine definition and meaning | Collins English Dictionary: "Chine definition: the backbone | Meaning, pronunciation, translations and examples."
gloomy sphinx
your thumb looks like a frog foot
jolly violet
i have a sister only
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is she... relatively sane
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monkaW
jolly violet
no she isn't 😃
upper flicker
rip
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worse than u?
cosmic raft
I'm 22, she's 33
cosmic raft
you're 13, not 23
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ur next if u keep it up
jolly violet
spotted leaf is definitely a 4'10" philippino woman
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tbh u'd probably trip on the battle field
gloomy sphinx
aerogel is cool shit
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mr i need velcro
upper flicker
@static badge are you saying I should go get some right now?
jolly violet
some battle fields?
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saying if u dont ur gonna trip and ruin ur face
jolly violet
i'm vaginating everyone hold still
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.g vaginating
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=vaginating -- Urban Dictionary: vaginating: "To thrust while sitting using only hip motions. Usually in sync with a repetive noise. Can be used to stop the feeling of having to pee."
jolly violet
what
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you know I had my hopes up
jolly violet
no i made it up
upper flicker
I mean
cosmic raft
.g high hopes youtube
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IPXIgEAGe4U -- Panic! At The Disco - High Hopes (Official Video) - YouTube: "Aug 27, 2018 ... The official video of "High Hopes" by Panic! At The Disco from the album 'Pray For The Wicked'. No matter how hard your dreams seem,..."
upper flicker
yeah sometimes it seems like you do
jolly violet
.g 16 shots
limber knotBOT
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wtf 3 links
upper flicker
probably going to want actual shots if youre gonna keep going
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alright ur gonna be getting 16 shots
jolly violet
what is that bot
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2 fuk off that's my joke
native thunder
The description had more links
jolly violet
this song is so good it gets omega spam
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that can't be true
u can't speak english so how do am steal
prob went back and edited as usual
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Spottedleaf used confuse! It's very effective
upper flicker
a family tree or something
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u can call ur mom
upper flicker
ok
jolly violet
starts to shake
jolly violet
BABY stapler
jolly violet
upper flicker
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.g baby stapler
limber knotBOT
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upper flicker
no idk why that says that
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it's a brand obviously
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gotta get the sweet looking stapler
upper flicker
besides everyone knows the only sweet looking stapler is the red swingline
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.g red swingline stapler
limber knotBOT
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yeah im sure
upper flicker
ok
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mfw
upper flicker
u wanna come and help me do some stapling
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I can staple ur shoelaces on
upper flicker
thats just messed up
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it'll save what's left of ur face
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yeah I can feel its ugliness from here
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mfw out of context
upper flicker
the plot thickens
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look u can take ur fantasies about leaves
and write a fanfic or something
idk just not here
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wtf
upper flicker
now I gotta make another version of that gif that napalms trees
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.g napalm tacos
limber knotBOT
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huh?
upper flicker
you just accidentally'd yourself into a japanese taco restaraunt
upper flicker
lolmfw
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ok maybe the map
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yeah i saw
gloomy sphinx
it is a wixsite
upper flicker
who cares as long as the tacos are good
time on the website is wasted when they should be making tacos
gloomy sphinx
upper flicker
big oof
gloomy sphinx
nukkitx should have been napalmtacos
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paper for bedrock will be napalmtacos
gloomy sphinx
👍
gloomy sphinx
and then a few years later it will become napam
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jesus
gloomy sphinx
i was reading that
upper flicker
read faster
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I didn't think it'd go there :>
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gloomy sphinx
.g black tacos
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://munchies.vice.com/en_us/article/xy7pm3/comptons-tacos-dont-want-to-be-authentically-mexican -- Compton's Tacos Don't Want to Be Authentically Mexican ...: "May 7, 2015 ... The Compton taco isn't a taco in the purist's sense. One standout star of ... But this historically black part of Los Angeles is..."
upper flicker
wat
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ik it's going to do that
that's why am using .g
i can hide behind "well am didn't think it would"
cuz u never really do expect it
it's like russian roulette
upper flicker
wow
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except you're risking a perma ban each time
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ull be depraved
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gloomy sphinx
is h2 better than sqlite?
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personally I prefer a giant text file containing my data
upper flicker
the leaf way
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with the data serialized in plain english
idk if comparing them by language is a good metric
upper flicker
sqlite is faster
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it depends if the people doing it in C are competent :>
upper flicker
h2 is... more java-y?
jolly violet
i'm shifting my junk, does anyone want to participate?
upper flicker
I havent used h2 in so long I dont even remember what the APIs were like
acoustic pilot
They're both made by competent teams, the language comparison is strictly to point out the speed difference
upper flicker
sqlite is just jdbc which makes it easy to implement mysql and other (sane) DBs
jolly violet
mah sackwel is better
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hm?
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C is god tier u fuk
upper flicker
idk anything about luckperms design
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idk ask luck
upper flicker
for what theyre doing maybe they prefer h2 over sqlite
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if he's here send him a ping im sure he'll love it
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i'd still prefer writing my data in stone tablets
upper flicker
not putting the message in the ping
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jesus
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how bout u join them
upper flicker
mfw leaf threatens
someone better report to discord trust and safety
and call the internet polis
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2 if anyone shud be reported its u
upper flicker
youre only saying that because Im black
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to the cdc
upper flicker
and its racist af
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ur not black 2
jolly violet
i tried to send someone a picture of my massive bosoms but discord machine learning identified my bosoms and didnt send them
shame really
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saving eyeballs since 2019
jolly violet
i was having a good boob day
jolly violet
well
one time i saw a video of an old mexican sitting in a chair getting lap dances from a big fat hooker and she brought a bucket of soapy water with her so she could do a spongey once-over on his feet and stick them up her vagina
limber knotBOT
I regret asking this question.
jolly violet
what you don’t like sanitary people?
gloomy sphinx
jolly violet
no one will ever use that
unreal quarry
gsand, there is a restraint there called Dicks. I recommend
upper flicker
billy recommends restraint at dicks
jolly violet
i love dick restraint
jolly violet
oh we eat it instead
cosmic raft
jolly violet
a nice cross sectional cut right up the pee tube, just like zucchini
ew what is she doing
void void
nice gif
upper flicker
weird gif
jolly violet
i’m disgusted
void void
its good for you
unreal quarry
Anyways, the waiters there have only one purpose in life. To be dicks. It's great
unreal quarry
Aero, is that all you ever think about? Lol
jolly violet
yes
unreal quarry
Ok, well, I'll rephrase. The waiters are assholes. It's great
jolly violet
MMMM I LOVE ASSHOLE
upper flicker
still probably giving him too much with that
unreal quarry
Inb4 that gets turned gay too
upper flicker
yep
jolly violet
assholes
void void
good thing theres a help channel now, so people with paper problems dont come straight into this sort of conversation
jolly violet
what’s a paper
upper flicker
@void void can we ship you aerocet and you can just release him into the ozzy wilderness with all the other weird shit?
jolly violet
ozzy 😮
void void
shipping to australia? $$$
unreal quarry
He'd steal someone dog and get punched like a roo
upper flicker
Ill pay it
jolly violet
i’ll go if kash holds me the whole way there
upper flicker
wait didnt we put you in charge of keeping everyone up to date on the latest server jar?
there was someone in here wanting 1.8.8 earlier
void void
i gave up on minecraft again
void void
what is this like the 5th time
void void
1.13 performance was too good, i couldnt handle it
jolly violet
did it work
acoustic pilot
Bolster the social safety nets that guard against homelessness as well as the social programs that help homeless people get work. Giving money to panhandlers is the wrong approach.
acoustic pilot
A lot of them get mad/upset when you give them anything other than cash
Because they have their own idea of where to spend it
upper flicker
actually there was once a guy who asked for change but was up front he was going to spend it on booze
I respected that
he got the like 3 quarters in my pocket
unreal quarry
I just give them a good shoo'ing
acoustic pilot
Worth noting that a lot of homeless people (at least in my area) are homeless by choice, particular the younger ones.
They aren't all mentally ill or down on their luck.
void void
living in cars or what?
upper flicker
where I grew up we had people panhandle during the day then walk back to their cars and drive home
static badge
hipster hippies?
upper flicker
reporters would follow them around on slow news days
kinda kills any instinct you have to help
unreal quarry
We had that real bad here, z. Then ppl caught on, so they changed from homeless signs to charity signs.
jolly violet
there’s always some nasty bitch in the parking lot of applebee’s pretending she needs money for gas
acoustic pilot
The best way to help a legit homeless person is to donate resources/money to the actual charities that are experienced with it.
And not giving directly to the homeless.
upper flicker
you hear that @jolly violet
jolly violet
hear what
void void
you can donate your old shoes, if they arent too bad
gloomy sphinx
https://hastebin.com/gapobipoqa.bash Can someone tell me what the fuq is going on here?
I have no idea
acoustic pilot
Give money to shelters, give your old clothes, donate food to shelters etc
gloomy sphinx
It is a new ptero egg
jolly violet
i would donate but i’m too busy rubbing myself with my expensive technology
gloomy sphinx
i deleted the entire bannerboard folder
upper flicker
its trying to read some font file version thing from the java toolkit and NPEing
acoustic pilot
Support criminal justice reform too. Stop locking people up for petty shit that permanently taints their record and affects their job prospects.
upper flicker
idk whats actually triggering it in the plugin because its obf'd
gloomy sphinx
its also weird because i dont have this issue on my other server
running the same bannerboard
just this container
maybe ill rebuild
jolly violet
have you tried removing the plugin, turning the server off, going to sleep, and dreaming about england?
upper flicker
I closed spotify
music didnt stop
now there's just two instances running
Im scared send help
upper flicker
jolly violet
if i caress a mans ass in europe, can i be found in violation of the gdpr
upper flicker
not of the gpdr no
not unless in the process you get his name and other PII and store it then mishandle it
jolly violet
what if i look at someone with a slanted gaze
upper flicker
no than youre just another stupid american in europe
jolly violet
is that violating their privacy
upper flicker
yes
jolly violet
okay i’m going to bed now
unreal quarry
gets a chick's number, shares it with friends
void void
puts cookies on someones browser without giving them a popup
upper flicker
thats a life sentence
jolly violet
ugh i don’t wanna sleep
lmfao every website i visit nowadays is like “IS IT OK IF I USE COOKIE???”
like yeah you fucking moron, i’m not a european
void void
so, does it add a cookie when you press ok?
jolly violet
i don’t even know
void void
or is it just notifying you that it already did a cookie
jolly violet
honestly it’s such a hassle
acoustic pilot
ugh, been writing javadocs for like the past 2 hours
shit takes more time than writing the actual code
cosmic raft
yup
upper flicker
good docs are hard
jolly violet
who in god’s name thought it was a good idea to make websites ask permission to save cookies? make it a browser setting
upper flicker
its supposed to be that way
unreal quarry
document.cookie = "rebel=true"
upper flicker
everyone is basically going to block them or sandbox them
which is the right solution
dont make the rest of us deal with their stupidity
acoustic pilot
UK getting out at just the right time 😃
unreal quarry
The great firewall of eu \o/
upper flicker
UK is exactly the type of country that does this
cosmic raft
@acoustic pilot https://github.com/spring-projects/spring-framework/blob/master/spring-core/src/main/java/org/springframework/core/annotation/AliasFor.java#L26
upper flicker
dont give them any credit
cosmic raft
keep scrolling
upper flicker
their stupidity just happened at the right time
acoustic pilot
UK is also probably the biggest surveillance state that isn't China.
upper flicker
theyre still gonna get rekkkkkt
I keep offering my couch to electronic
never responds
makes me sad
jolly violet
i think it’s interesting how high-profile fuckwits like the person behind this bill and donald trump survive for so long, what with all the unstable psychopaths out there
void void
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) The Laws of Mathematics are commendable - length 9s - 35 likes, 1 dislike (97.2%) - 2,350 views - Jack Larkin on 2017.08.02
gloomy sphinx
hmm ok
acoustic pilot
Then you have Australia which is super anti-encryption
gloomy sphinx
howso?
jolly violet
concurrency in java is blue waffles
cosmic raft
kinda funny too
acoustic pilot
Australia has an actual anti-encryption law.
limber knotBOT
(DiscordBot) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap -- Pine Gap - Wikipedia: "Pine Gap is the commonly used name for a U.S. satellite surveillance base or Australian Earth station approximately 18 kilometres (11 mi) south-west..."
void void
he thinks he can just choose to not believe in the mathematics
how can someone this stupid be in charge of anything
acoustic pilot
I think the US has plenty of flaws but damn I love this country and our constitution.
When I look at places like the UK and Australia
upper flicker
gogo full orwellian
gloomy sphinx
does docker use its own java version?
acoustic pilot
it runs whatever you tell it to run
gloomy sphinx
I have 11 installed already but it is running 8
gloomy sphinx
hmm
upper flicker
doesnt mean there arent two versions installed or something
acoustic pilot
speaking java on docker, i do like the anapsix oracle jdk8 image, which is oracle jdk 8 on alpine with glibc
cosmic raft
silly people running 8 still
unreal quarry
If you push 8 over on it's side it's infinity
acoustic pilot
good if you need/want 8: https://hub.docker.com/r/anapsix/alpine-java/
gloomy sphinx
ill check
acoustic pilot
In the case of Ptero, there's an option to change the image it uses
But it requires the image to behave in a certain way
So you might end up having to build your own Dockerfile
cosmic raft
:: [kashike@keres] ~
$ java -version
java version "12" 2019-03-19
Java(TM) SE Runtime Environment (build 12+33)
Java HotSpot(TM) 64-Bit Server VM (build 12+33, mixed mode, sharing)
fun times
cosmic raft
@acoustic pilot you have to admit
acoustic pilot
You could look at whatever Dockerfile they use and just update it.
cosmic raft
well, who knows where we'd be today if we were with sun
what features we would and wouldn't have, etc
acoustic pilot
I just really, don't like Oracle as a company.
I think they make some good products
Like Oracle DB Standard Ed is great
cosmic raft
I don't think anyone really likes them as a company
people just like their products
another thing to thank canada for
Java was originally developed by Canadian James Gosling at Sun Microsystems (which has since been acquired by Oracle) and released in 1995 as a core component of Sun Microsystems' Java platform.
acoustic pilot
But I wonder, with all the recent licensing changes and shit, if we wouldn't better off with Sun
acoustic pilot
nope
gloomy sphinx
acoustic pilot
Docker Toolbox, which is a way to run Docker on non-professional Windows uses VirtualBox, but that's about it for Docker and VMs I think
cosmic raft
[23:40] TCC: i mean ptero
gloomy sphinx
strange thing is dockerfile doesn't have any java install
gloomy sphinx
well shit
acoustic pilot
There's also this if you need glibc: https://github.com/pterodactyl/images/blob/java-glibc/Dockerfile
cosmic raft
why would you need glibc
acoustic pilot
muslc has compatibility issues I think
vestal jasper
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