general

[upper flicker]

now that someone finally told him 'wtf it works fine' in that one plugin maybe itll make its way around

[finite wave]

Idk, probally won't.

[vestal jasper]

He'll care when his sales are hindered by the fact that he goes out of his way to not support people for no reason

[finite wave]

They won't the people buying from spigot are little kids.

[vestal jasper]

Paper doesn't break anything though

I feel like he was told by some other person that paper breaks things and without bothering to test it himself he just jumped onto the paper hate bandwagon

[woven otter]

https://imgur.com/l0nYpZQ
what is this

[upper flicker]

art

[woven otter]

is that Choco

[upper flicker]

old old pic

yeah

[woven otter]

interesting

[stiff yarrow]

"Do not ask why" lol

this guy really doesn't like paper

[finite wave]

/msb DO NOT ASK WHY

nvm

[heady spear]

I should block paper in plotsquared 4 before I publish it on spigot

for the funsies

[finite wave]

Well, Any spigot plugin works with paper.

[upper flicker]

all 7 people running plotsquared will be very upset

[finite wave]

@heady spear Do, so it doesn't work with any of his plugins and make a very big message saying DOES NOT COMPATIBLE WITH $USER'S PLUGINS

[golden gust]

I mean, we're not aware of any breakage, if he wants to actually speak to us about it we're more than happy to address it, but there really isn't much we can do about plugin authors who don't really care 🤷

[heady spear]

uhm actually, there are quite a few people using the update atm 😛

[upper flicker]

thats pretty much what I do for premium stuff

[heady spear]

18k download from Spigot and only like 900 bad reviews

[upper flicker]

premium plugin x breaks pls fix

no get me some other test case

[heady spear]

I don't make any effort to fix incompatibilities with premium resources

They charge money for their shitty plugins, they fix them.

AWE is a good example :)))

[finite wave]

Thats the issue, you are the guy they are going to write to, cause it broke after.

[vestal jasper]

Well i made a reply on the plugin forum where he posted that asking for examples

[heady spear]

https://github.com/IntellectualSites/PlotSquared/issues/2220
this one is still funny to me

[finite wave]

@vestal jasper I answered u

[vestal jasper]

I'm forcing him to think about it

[finite wave]

Yeah he is stupid

[vestal jasper]

Instead of blindly following what he's heard from others

[finite wave]

He probablly has autism though.

[vestal jasper]

That's irrelevant to the topic

[spice frigate]

Best part of that issue tracker https://cdn.incog.dev/u/p9QSDF.png

[finite wave]

Some forms of autisms can't be argued with.

[upper flicker]

@worn ember you need a new avatar on GH fam

[vestal jasper]

I'd say that's just called being human Jan

More often than not normal people can't be reasoned with at all

[worn ember]

@upper flicker why?

its an OG drawing of my mc character

[upper flicker]

looks kinda bad scaled down ;-;

here's what you should do

get your phone out

turn it upside down

put it right in your eye

snap pic

upload

[worn ember]

https://imgur.com/VDI0apa.png no thanks

here's the original

[upper flicker]

that looks fine at that scale

[heady spear]

yes pls put eye have fetish xoxo

[upper flicker]

it just doesnt at GH scale

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[worn ember]

cry me a river

[upper flicker]

ok

[worn ember]

i paid for it so i'ma use it

[spice frigate]

[upper flicker]

@heady spear I need you to stay at least 300 meters away from me at all times

[worn ember]

https://i.imgur.com/pq0SWnO.jpg this ones still my favorite

[heady spear]

no i wanna be close

i ha a monstr and now i am very more tired like wth this is lie

[red halo]

brb making PlotCircled

the best plot plugin on spigotmc

[spice frigate]

There it is

[heady spear]

I will add the circular plot generator back to PlotSquared and release it

[upper flicker]

youre not allowed

[heady spear]

the code is still in core iirc

[worn ember]

@spice frigate i forgot i even made that comment lmao

[upper flicker]

no circles in MC

its in the EULA

[spice frigate]

ah shit

[worn ember]

what repo is that even on xD

[spice frigate]

https://github.com/IntellectualSites/PlotSquared/issues/2220

[spice frigate]

Farthest down

[worn ember]

oof

[upper flicker]

@heady spear heresy

[heady spear]

brb googling

[worn ember]

i think it was to bully City

[heady spear]

oh

[worn ember]

do you feel bullied yet?

[heady spear]

yes

[worn ember]

Good

[heady spear]

I will quit minecraft

[worn ember]

I can kill myself in peace now

[heady spear]

take down that stupid I-S account

😠

[worn ember]

just report it to the goverment the'll take it down for you

[heady spear]

not in Sweden

they'll celebrate me

[worn ember]

lmao

[heady spear]

possibly give me a cake

also hello the plotsquared download counter is wrong

iggy australia just set it to a random number

and it seems wrong

can I sue?

[spice frigate]

👀

[finite wave]

Yes

[heady spear]

I have proof

[finite wave]

 private boolean setCurrent()
  {
    String no_paper = this.plugin.getServer().getVersion().toLowerCase();
    if (no_paper.contains("paper")) {
      return false;
    }
    String[] split = this.plugin.getServer().getClass().getPackage().getName().split("\\.");
    String s = split[(split.length - 1)];
    Version[] arrayOfVersion;
    int j = (arrayOfVersion = Version.values()).length;
    for (int i = 0; i < j; i++)
    {
      Version version = arrayOfVersion[i];
      if (version.name().equalsIgnoreCase(s))
      {
        this.version = version;
        return true;
      }
    }
    return false;
  }

Awful names

[spice frigate]

Whats that from?

[finite wave]

His core to his plugins

[spice frigate]

Oh lol

[heady spear]

what even

[spice frigate]

Wtf

[finite wave]

/100

[heady spear]

💔

md_5 stole my downloads

[worn ember]

i'd sue him

ima spam download it too now

[finite wave]

@heady spear Lost revenue

[worn ember]

so he devides it again huehue

[finite wave]

-> more money for u

[heady spear]

this was in 2014 tho

so

[worn ember]

wow you'r eold

[heady spear]

wat

[finite wave]

Well... Its been a few years

[worn ember]

you'reover 4 years old

[heady spear]

We created the team account in 2015, apparently

[worn ember]

Can i have my math degree now

[finite wave]

Yes

[spice frigate]

100%

[finite wave]

What does pow(4,6) equal?

[spice frigate]

4.0 GPA

[finite wave]

U even suck at escaping chars

[worn ember]

tf with escaping

i give up

[finite wave]

4^6*6*6*6*6*6*6*6*6*6*6*6

[worn ember]

i'm too tired for this

[finite wave]

\

[vestal jasper]

We've sent an email to you!
I've yet to get an email.
I've been lied to

[worn ember]

Delet

[heady spear]

am upload to spaghett

am scared

[woven otter]

inb4 ban

[worn ember]

is that a new spigot fork?

[heady spear]

I don't know whether to use direct jar downloads or an external link

[worn ember]

direct

make md pay for his bandwidth

[heady spear]

okay so external

[spice frigate]

Lol

[finite wave]

https://tknk.io/QqT8

@heady spear

[heady spear]

it only took us three months to go from pre-release to release, am smart

wtf

lol how even

[quasi valley]

spaghetti

[finite wave]

Spaghett

@quasi valley danish

[heady spear]

makaroner :))

[finite wave]

@heady spear The sweet thingies?

[worn ember]

Skreeeeept

[finite wave]

Made of sugar

[heady spear]

no, makaroner is pasta

[spice frigate]

Skript is fine for simple things, but using it for 90% or above of your entire server isnt good.

[heady spear]

in Swedish

bcuz

or well, we call it pasta

but makaroner are small pasta

[finite wave]

https://tknk.io/DByS

[worn ember]

@heady spear loves makak

[finite wave]

@heady spear Makaroni

[heady spear]

igloooordning

[upper flicker]

oh wow google search maymays

[limber knot]

Project Waterfall build #264: SUCCESS in 3 min 53 sec: https://papermc.io/ci/job/Waterfall/264/

[spice frigate]

oo?

[upper flicker]

pets Godzilla

[worn ember]

I just thought of something... I should just realse my Paper version downloader as stand alone 🤔

[heady spear]

My spigot update won't post

it's just loading

halp

[finite wave]

@worn ember Do ti in C

[worn ember]

i already did it in C# lul

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[upper flicker]

[finite wave]

Well C has some functions present in C# cause windows

[heady spear]

yas, released, can't wait to get 0 downloads

[upper flicker]

where did you even release it

[worn ember]

well ofc you wont get any downloads, no one uses your software

[heady spear]

Spugit

[upper flicker]

oh this will end well

[vestal jasper]

Your 2FA backup codes are in an email we sent to you
checks email
Your 2FA backup codes should have been copied when you setup 2FA :)

[heady spear]

wat

[spice frigate]

Lol

[heady spear]

anyways, so I am going to make a FAWE fork and get riches

[vestal jasper]

I'm being trolled

Fantastic

[heady spear]

Yes

We're at 4.31 rating wth

can someone ban people for giving me poor ratings?

[spice frigate]

I wish

FAWE fork that doesnt require old versions of stuff

:p

[upper flicker]

still hasnt linked it

[heady spear]

... I wrote in the Spigot changelog that I'll release it on spigot later

smart

what are you talking about Z?

[woven otter]

https://i.imgur.com/ucj6Elv.png

[heady spear]

71 updates where 65 are the same version just re-posted

[spice frigate]

https://cdn.incog.dev/u/T3AoGa.png
https://cdn.incog.dev/u/PjkpB4.png

What I feel like right now

[woven otter]

😂

[quasi valley]

same boy https://kennytv.eu/files/dyuzm.png

[heady spear]

DeathBroadcaster was updated after mine wth

[spice frigate]

idk I just feel like why not https://cdn.incog.dev/u/gVDJaK.png

[heady spear]

I will spam you with my other account

[finite wave]

Accounts*

[spice frigate]

Surprised though only 1 resource :p

[finite wave]

Come on now

[heady spear]

We've only released one resource 🤷

Unless you count FAWE

[finite wave]

Ew

Fawe sucks

[heady spear]

O_o

[worn ember]

I will hack you with html

[spice frigate]

Ah shit

ive been made

[heady spear]

hack Sauilitired not I-S plz

[spice frigate]

I need to change my name on there tbh

[worn ember]

@spice frigate you got your mom and dad to blame for that

[spice frigate]

i havent updated any info in years

[finite wave]

@spice frigate Crafting4Evah

[spice frigate]

Lmao

[finite wave]

Are you 12?

[heady spear]

w o w

[worn ember]

my gmail is [e-mail]

no joke

i even misspelled life

[finite wave]

I’ve got lots of mails

[upper flicker]

https://i.valaria.pw/fawe.png

[heady spear]

rude

how the fuck did this get poor ratings

[spice frigate]

Wow

[worn ember]

I used FAWE for 10 mins and already had to restart the server cuz it was glitching out

lmao

[finite wave]

FAWE Fearful Awe While Erect

[heady spear]

...

[upper flicker]

wow your chat plugin lagged his network out

gg

[worn ember]

im posting a review too

[heady spear]

I will find him and hurt him a little

[finite wave]

Prolly Skript

[stiff yarrow]

why am I getting notifications for plot squared

[heady spear]

I don't even know skript 😦

[finite wave]

@stiff yarrow

[upper flicker]

lol

[heady spear]

Because you subscribe to awesome.

[finite wave]

@heady spear Me neither

[spice frigate]

I know enough Skript to do simple commands thats about it lol

[heady spear]

why are random people following the account

I got push notifications for this

not fun.

[worn ember]

❤

[heady spear]

dark why aren't u in i-s

[coarse urchin]

All my past experiences with plot squared were bad 😕

[heady spear]

My current experience with you is bad.

[worn ember]

Cuz i'd get banned anyway xD

[coarse urchin]

you dont even know me

[heady spear]

I don't want to

[coarse urchin]

same tbh

[heady spear]

Good

[finite wave]

https://youtu.be/DPgE7PNzXag great song

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Non-Stop - length 6m 26s - 39,696 likes, 1,876 dislikes (95.5%) - 6,939,530 views - Lin-Manuel Miranda - Topic on 2017.04.21

[heady spear]

lol people expecting help, cute

oh damn, I forgot to release it on bukkit dev 💔

[spice frigate]

lmafo

bukkit

ded

[worn ember]

dont compare me to bukkit

[quasi valley]

both are irrelevant

[worn ember]

You won't be saying that when i become MD_5.2

[heady spear]

when I try to paste my changelog on bukkit it creates a fugly table

help

why it do this?

[worn ember]

removed cluster fags

[heady spear]

....

https://gist.github.com/Sauilitired/d60bba7cc88e1bb5a5bd96fcc24e9e56
I thought I was so funny when I wrote this shit

I was laughing at my own jokes

[spice frigate]

https://cdn.incog.dev/u/c7Fzau.png

[vestal jasper]

can't even list all the changes

I'm going back to plotme

[worn ember]

you spend more time writing that file than actually fixing stuff 😉

[heady spear]

yay, now I'll just have to wait 42 years before they approve the file

when you include half of maven central in your shaded build 😃

[worn ember]

Who wants to be resource mod on spigot 😆

[spice frigate]

def not me

[heady spear]

"low priority | command "/plot generatebiome help" generates a biome when "help" isn't an actual biome"
._.

[potent warren]

lmfao

[worn ember]

Feature

[heady spear]

I also submitted a PR not realizing I'm the only one that ever checks them

how did this shitty plugin even get popular

[finite wave]

@heady spear Make a script to publish to all at the same time

[heady spear]

it's a mess

[worn ember]

ditch it already

[heady spear]

I publish updates once every 3 years, it's fine Jan 😛

[spice frigate]

it should be every 4

[woven otter]

abandon the project

[heady spear]

okay, so PlotSquared 3 was released July 30th 2015

so once every 3 and a half years, sort of

We went from Beta 2.0.1 to Releasse 2.0.2. Fair enough, that was in September 2014

[vestal jasper]

time to uninstall p2

[heady spear]

So next one should be in 9 years

[finite wave]

Good

And youd need to go back to beta then

[worn ember]

BlockchainPlots when?

[vestal jasper]

So what made you decide to go from P2 18 to P2 4 :)

[heady spear]

PlotSquared actually does some magic calculations to figure out how stupid your plots have to be in order to be deleted

Going to 19 would look like an improvement

The number actually represents the quality of the plugin

[vestal jasper]

stuff you touch only goes downhill

so I guess it makes sense

[heady spear]

I'm telling nmf

[vestal jasper]

do it

[heady spear]

eat poop

at least I do something for the community

[worn ember]

even his pp

[vestal jasper]

At least I help users

You just berate them for using premium plugins smh my head

[heady spear]

not my fault they're fucking dumb

[vestal jasper]

what about him

[heady spear]

ha ha

I help more people in a minute than you do in a year

[molten fable]

Helo 😄 So, I have a little qestion. when I looked in to Bukkit/spigot.yml i had no special setting for xray or so... can i tweek it some how? https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/504235910045368320/557225701988892697/unknown.png?width=1258&height=667

[slim nymph]

@molten fable paper.yml

[molten fable]

oh

[slim nymph]

also #paper-help 😛

[molten fable]

sry! 😉

Got it!

[heady spear]

I thought that channel was for assistance with paper production

[spice frigate]

https://cdn.incog.dev/u/QWVU1l.png

:p

[heady spear]

What cellulose pulp is the best for paper production?

[acoustic pilot]

Don't forget to rewind before you return! ^_^

[heady spear]

Holy shit, I found a Java tutorial I wrote in 2013. It's about the worst thing I've ever read.

[acoustic pilot]

Oh, good old video tape renting days.

Recording porn over the actual movie, then getting banned from the video store ~_~

[heady spear]

porn is a sin

[worn ember]

or hiring a porn movie and seeing exactly what timeframe other guy nutted

[heady spear]

Dark acting like he has actually seen porn

[worn ember]

i got nudes in homework folder

[heady spear]

you can't even spell porn

Damnit I forgot to buy carrots

I bought hummus

but no carrots

[worn ember]

you can just use cucumbers @heady spear

just dont forget to lube

[heady spear]

I want carrots with my hummus 💔

this is like the only joy I get since I became a vegan

that and ice cream

but now I dont' even have that

[worn ember]

why did i read vegan as virgin

[spice frigate]

Lmafo

[acoustic pilot]

isn't it usually... pita and hummus?

carrot and hummus sounds weird 😛

[heady spear]

I beceme a virgin. I desexed

Hummus goes with everything tbf

[worn ember]

isn't hummus the result of rotten plants?

[heady spear]

what?

[acoustic pilot]

hummus is made from chickpeas lol

[heady spear]

chickpeas and tahini :p

[acoustic pilot]

not sure where you got the idea of it being rotten 😛

[worn ember]

humus

[heady spear]

that's dirt you moron

[worn ember]

no its fertile ground

u dum dum

[heady spear]

I am fertile ground

[worn ember]

let me seed you

[acoustic pilot]

wow get a channel, don't be fertilizing each other in front of everyone

[worn ember]

i have several questions

[coarse urchin]

why i cant post in https://papermc.io/forums/c/plugin-releases

[upper flicker]

you post to the paper or waterfall subcategories

[coarse urchin]

oh

[heady spear]

what

[finite wave]

Player

[heady spear]

he sent it from his iphone using tapatalk

[finite wave]

He prolly doesn’t even have an iphone

[woven otter]

do you guys check those plugins for malicious code on paper forums?

[finite wave]

Nah

Only if users report them

[golden gust]

I think that we require source to be linked

[woven otter]

i see

[golden gust]

or I thought we had that written somewhere

[woven otter]

@upper flicker you're up

[upper flicker]

up for what

[woven otter]

for snak

[golden gust]

https://papermc.io/forums/t/about-the-paper-category/40/2 🤷

[woven otter]

I just wanted to ping you 750Z

[heady spear]

"Please include a download" uh

[golden gust]

You can just link to your CI server/releases page

[woven otter]

"Bitchspray"

[upper flicker]

there I unlisted it

[woven otter]

did you really

[upper flicker]

yeah

[heady spear]

Why can't I remove reviews on spigot :< I don't want bad reviews to appear

[woven otter]

I think I deserve a moderator for this time investment in forums

[unreal quarry]

Beard level too low. Mod request denied.

[woven otter]

I agree someone throw me more bread

[heady spear]

I have half a beard because I cba to shave

if someone else with half a beard joins

then we can make an entire mod

[upper flicker]

I have a quarter of a beard until later when I shave

you only need to find another quarter

[woven otter]

I have a "obviously a student that is procrastinating or just someone generally sad" type of beard

[stiff yarrow]

@heady spear what black magic caused me to watch plot squared resource without my consent

[heady spear]

this is it

I'm offically done with the spigot community

Fuck this shit. I'm not gonna release shit no more.

[finite wave]

Hes an idiot

[heady spear]

he's not the first one, all our reviews are the same

[unreal quarry]

scoots over to make room for @heady spear at the Fuckitall table

[heady spear]

"You don't support XYZ horrible plugin!!!!"

[golden gust]

I mean, like yea

It's not the fact that it doesn't support XYZ that it's a horrible plugin

[heady spear]

terrible!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

nah honestly tho, all people do is bitch about the plugin

[unreal quarry]

gives Honda 1 star review for their cars not being able to land safely from 30,000 feet altitude

[heady spear]

so why should we even bother? :p But when we didn't release updates they would bitch about that

[upper flicker]

@unreal quarry grand theft auto taught us that any car should be able to fall from any height and be just fine so long as it lands squarely on all 4 wheels

and if Honda cant deliver on that reality, they can piss off

[unreal quarry]

Lmao

[finite wave]

@upper flicker My car broke

[true canyon]

@upper flicker Hai just pinging you because that's popular today

[heady spear]

can I ping too??

[upper flicker]

@true canyon Ill always make exceptions for you babe ❤

[woven otter]

what do you expect from spigot forums where the average age is maybe 15?

[finite wave]

Nah not 15

Less

[true canyon]

❤

[finite wave]

I always ping @upper flicker

The usual

[heady spear]

The Bukkit comments are kind of funny though. People are commenting on 4 year old versions complaining about bugs... that were fixed 4 years ago.

[woven otter]

It's like all they do is complain like little kids they are

[true canyon]

Children not understanding things fully? I, for one, am shocked.

Getting stupid complaints is part of the development game.

[heady spear]

People under 18y/o shouldn't be allowed on the internet.

[true canyon]

Well there goes your plugin user base

[upper flicker]

@true canyon can you help me with my groupperms

[heady spear]

I mean, fair enough. But ALL we get are complaints lol

[upper flicker]

they arent working

[heady spear]

We actually have a decent amount of 50 year old angry men, as well

[woven otter]

sorry Z that was not meant for you

[upper flicker]

GroupManager

thats what it was called

[vestal jasper]

@upper flicker might as well ping also

[true canyon]

@upper flicker Ok now I'm getting flashbacks to all the "YOUR PLUGIN IS BROKEN AND YOU ARE WRONG" complaints I used to get from folks whose perm plugin (PEX, GM) was actually broken.

[woven otter]

Well stupidity doesn't discriminate against different ages

[worn ember]

@heady spear

[heady spear]

literally no

I'll go sleep or something

Bye.

[worn ember]

Wow fuk u

[true canyon]

Such attitude.

[woven otter]

Z750: irc pings?

[upper flicker]

I will cut you

[woven otter]

did it actually ping you

[vestal jasper]

What about a double ping

[upper flicker]

yes

[vestal jasper]

Z750 @upper flicker

[upper flicker]

I changed my mind

you cant be on my lawn anymore

[vestal jasper]

D:

[woven otter]

hehehe I have a new trick up my sleeve

[vestal jasper]

I have a better lawn anyway

[worn ember]

Lmao

[upper flicker]

pours battery acid on your lawn

[worn ember]

Hey. That's illegal

[unreal quarry]

releases the fire ants

[vestal jasper]

pours battery acid on Z

[upper flicker]

yeah but youre upside down

[golden gust]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT5mqWKirhI

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Did you have to salt the earth - length 18s - 290 likes, 4 dislikes (98.6%) - 25,833 views - bigfreckle69 on 2015.11.15

[upper flicker]

so really it just pours on you

[vestal jasper]

!

Can we give city the no reactions role please

[heady spear]

am brushing teeth, can't write, reaction ez

[upper flicker]

you wrote that

[heady spear]

I have to stop brushing to write, inefficient

[upper flicker]

just finish brushing and then reply

like a normal person

[unreal quarry]

Get one of those devices you put on your head and it reads your brainwaves. Thought to text.

[worn ember]

I don't want to see his disgusting thoughts

[golden gust]

I don't think that would be a good idea

[red halo]

\😻

[unreal quarry]

He works for Geico

[vestal jasper]

since when did city send you selfies?

[heady spear]

I can send my real selfies to u bby

[woven otter]

was leaf similar to city rn?

[acoustic pilot]

https://www.reddit.com/r/korea/comments/b2m5uv/korean_navy_seal_knife_training/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) Korean Navy Seal knife training : korea - 8 comments, 227 points - JRPubEbola, 4h ago

[spice frigate]

well then

[austere ivy]

wizjan

[jolly violet]

i just ate ice cream

i could roll

boulder bomb

[spice frigate]

oh?

[pulsar wigeon]

???

tf does he want from me

[worn ember]

$50 should do

[spice frigate]

Lol

[true canyon]

wut

[static badge]

[true canyon]

Oh well.

[worn ember]

[cosmic raft]

hi

[true canyon]

hi kashike

[bright ermine]

https://timings.spigotmc.org/?url=edudadunum

is this bad?

[slim nymph]

bad that its spigots website yeah

that issue is fixed on paper, why you not using paper

[acoustic pilot]

oh boy, haven't seen timings v1 in a while

kill it with fire

[slim nymph]

byte did you back port my async scheduler patch

[acoustic pilot]

me? async scheduler? huh 😮

[slim nymph]

for your 1.8 crap

i fixed bukkits async scheduler

[acoustic pilot]

what was wrong with it

[static badge]

technically you broke an aspect with it as well

[slim nymph]

it sucked and dispatched every task from main

no i didnt, i fixed that

[acoustic pilot]

nah I don't think I did

[slim nymph]

dumb plugins

[acoustic pilot]

I don't actually maintain my own fork anymore outside of the 1.8 we use at work

[static badge]

specifically checking if an async task is no longer scheduled :>

to do that you need to do 2 calls, which can change concurrently

since you now handle them off-main

[bright ermine]

so wait whats causing the issue for me?

[acoustic pilot]

git-1468a63-Community lol, this thing is forked off of Spigot

[slim nymph]

https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/blob/master/Spigot-Server-Patches/0170-Remove-CraftScheduler-Async-Task-Debugger.patch
https://github.com/PaperMC/Paper/blob/master/Spigot-Server-Patches/0238-Improved-Async-Task-Scheduler.patch

@static badge the result of that api is useless anyways

[static badge]

to be fair in my rewrite I declined to resolve that issue so I personally don't care

[acoustic pilot]

What's causing the issue is you're running a Spigot fork, and not Paper or a Paper fork.

[static badge]

instead i just made a different method :>

and yeah most of the scheduler is pointless shit

[acoustic pilot]

Ooh, for task scheduling itself. Interesting.

[slim nymph]

what api you even talking about leaf

[static badge]

lemme check I doc'd it somewhere

[slim nymph]

isCurrentlyRunning

[bright ermine]

ok time to figure out how to get papermc working with forge 😛

[acoustic pilot]

I actually always avoided rapidly scheduling tasks, preferred to just use a single task with queues instead.

[static badge]

there's running and pending

a task is completed if it's not pending or running

so you can't check the state asynchronously since it can change

the state of an asynchronous task *

my solution was to just introduce hasCompleted since the result would've been garbage for off-main threads regardless of your changes

I don't think anyone even uses those apis either sooo

[slim nymph]

or just dont worry about it, cancelling async tasks AFTER scheduler mainThreadHeartBeat has marked it for scheduling should be undefined anyways

marked it for dispatch8

[static badge]

yeah bukkit is retarded with cancelling too

but that wasn't the issue

[slim nymph]

and no @acoustic pilot this is when an async task is ready to fire, scheduling is still bound on main

[acoustic pilot]

oh.

[slim nymph]

so when you spam tons of tasks, takes a lot of main thread time getting them off to thread pool

[static badge]

iirc your patches just drop them into a separate craftscheduler impl

[acoustic pilot]

though I guess my aversion to scheduling lots of tasks probably still avoids that issue

[slim nymph]

i used an extended class to help isolate and reuse code leaf

[static badge]

ye

[cosmic raft]

@acoustic pilot anything fun in your fork? :p

[acoustic pilot]

Hm, I'm sure there are some interesting things, I don't have immediate access to it atm, in an archive somewhere. Off the top of my head, Entity Pooling was cool.

Basically a pool of entities is maintained off-thread, and mob spawners retrieved new entities from the pool.

At least in 1.8, entity constructors were thread safe provided that you generated entity IDs in a thread-safe manner.

[static badge]

entity pooling...

[acoustic pilot]

Of course it also has the Persistent Metadata API, but Aikar's is superior I think, need to get that merged in.

@static badge Yeah very useful when you have like 10k spawners all trying to spawn mobs 😛

[static badge]

were the constructors that expensive?

[acoustic pilot]

The overhead from new entity construction was quite expensive, yeah.

Mostly just a consequence of Factions and SkyBlock-type servers.

It was only expensive because there was tons of it going on.

That's even with a 1-second wall-time check for mob spawners lol

[ancient bolt]

so nwo that my new setup is settled, took ages and huge amounts of frustation to get it done but it's finally working and I can say that it's the best setup I've ever had

unfrotuantely though since I ended up using the windows EFI partition instead of the linux one I created, I now have a useless unused 500MB at the start of my linux drive

I'm not really sure what to do, but i may end up shrinking my linux partition as small as it'll go, then shifting it over to the left then expanding it back

but I have a whole backup of my old linux drive stored as an image so it's still a 500GB partition :\

maybe I could somehow move that image off partition somehow

no that's not possible

hmm well I don't understand pv

okay it's not pv it's linux in this case

but i guess it's writing the entire USB into FS cache then syncing, rather than writing directly to disk (maybe because it's USB2?)

so pv says it wrote it at 1.43GB/s but in reality it's taking ages to actually write

here goes, gonna boot into an ubuntu live CD to move my linux parititon around, may lose all my shit which would not be the best outcome...

ugh, fuck I'm nervous

here goes

[static badge]

dd the entire thing to a spare drive :>

[ancient bolt]

I'd have to dig out a spare drive from the closet

would rather risk everything instead

[static badge]

:>

[ancient bolt]

though i could dd the FS to a separate drive then dd it back lol

just to move it 500mb

[static badge]

huh that would work

[ancient bolt]

huh i thought a resize operation would be faster than this

but i guess it's slow

ubuntu better not fuck up on me now

i wonder what is the limiting factor in this operation?

disk speed? cpu speed?

guess it's definitely disk speed

but i have a fast as hell ssd and it's taking a while

[static badge]

i guess it'd depend on what it's doing to resize it

[ancient bolt]

i suppose even 3GB/s still takes a few minutes to churn through 1TB

[slim nymph]

secret minecraft performance trick only 99.99 plus 199.99 shipping and handling https://www.spigotmc.org/threads/compiling-the-kernel-to-speed-up-mc-servers.364376/

[ancient bolt]

"Compiling the Kernel to speed up MC servers" omg

does...does he really think the pre-compiled kernels aren't compiled with -O3?

and what the fuck is up with all of his CPP flags? How much C++ does he think is in the kernel?

[static badge]

probably zero

[ancient bolt]

so precisely 1 core is pinged atm

so resize2fs could certainly be improved with some sort of parallelism

[static badge]

pinged? as in full load?

[ancient bolt]

yeah

[static badge]

so it is cpu bottlenecked

[slim nymph]

parallel an IO heavy op?

not sure if that would be worth it

[static badge]

well it would depend on how much time is spent in io

[ancient bolt]

@slim nymph if you're maxing out a core that means you have a lot of number crunching to be doing

well now idk what it's doing

sorts sitting there at 50% of scanning inode table

apparently it's in an infinite loop looking to relocate blocks because i asked for a size too small

time to see if the fuckup caused damage or not

lmao there were a shit ton of filesystem errors

but linux just fixed them automatically on boot

this is why i don't take backups

[ancient bolt]

okay all done

woo

no more 500mb hole in my disk

[orchid pelican]

only at a 30% scared shitless ratio

[ancient bolt]

it's really sad that fastutil isn't bundled with intellij

trove is but for some reason TLinkedHashSet isn't available

[static badge]

is there any particular advantage of TLinkedHashSet over java's linked hashset?

[cosmic raft]

it uses THashSet, which is open-addressed

[static badge]

oh

[cosmic raft]

weird

googlebot is pro

https://github.com/googlebot

[static badge]

wat is pro

[ancient bolt]

means you pay for github

[native thunder]

I have a 600 mb empty space at the start of my drive because when I reinstalled windows it decided to put the boot partition at the end instead of the front

But I'm not as ballsy as demon

[golden gust]

moving partitions these days is generally fine

Biggest thing is that shifting data is slooooooww....

[native thunder]

It'd not even a gig so it's whatever

I'd need to shift like 500 gigs

To save not even a gig lmao

[ancient bolt]

It's fine but annoying because you can't do it booted up

But yeah shifting 500GB took 6 minutes I think

[golden gust]

I'm still thinking sweet mechanical 😦

[ancient bolt]

For me it was more aesthetic reasons than anything else, just didn't want that blank space at the start of my drive lol

Yeah Samsung 970 pro may perform slightly faster than a mechanical disk

[spiral garden]

googlebot has 235 repositories available yet i see 0

embeds leaking repository count? 🤔

[cosmic raft]

might be a cached response

https://api.github.com/users/googlebot/repos is empty too

[spiral garden]

yeah doesn't seem to be the case to be a bug, it shows 5 repositories for me

https://github.com/DoNotSpamPls

even though i have 6

[cosmic raft]

https://github.com/kashike

github shows 87

and 111 isn't the private count either

[spiral garden]

[cosmic raft]

159 including private

[finite wave]

@heady spear This is a human https://www.reddit.com/r/science/comments/b2lpzs/scientists_have_grown_a_miniature_brain_in_a_dish/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app

[heady spear]

That is quite cool :p but it’s no more sentient than a flower at that point

[finite wave]

BUT ITS MORE THAN A CLUMP OF CELLS

[heady spear]

Sending out spontaneous tendril like connections is exactly what a plant does 😛

[finite wave]

Nub

[heady spear]

I think pro lifers will feel compassion for the miniature brain, because they can relate to it

[finite wave]

@austere ivy

?

[stiff yarrow]

but guys he has anecdotal evidence supporting his claims

bulletproof

[heady spear]

Yes, his whole family practiced abstinence and therefore you don’t need sex and unwanted babies aren’t a thing

[stiff yarrow]

111 repos, you're a busy boy kashike

[cosmic raft]

159 :P

[stiff yarrow]

[heady spear]

How many of them actually contain something useful?

[cosmic raft]

Not sure of any that don't contain useful things off the top of my head

Maybe 5-10 if I had to guess

Lots of old ones, though

[heady spear]

I made a lot of my old ones private, don’t want that shit out there for the world to see

[stiff yarrow]

I have awful code that I wrote on a rush on my public github repos and I don't care

the only private repos I have are for freelance work

[heady spear]

Tbf I have some of my old plugins up there

And they are particularly bad

I also have some freelance work that I can’t get rid off, because the clients insist on being added to the repos.

[limber knot]

I have 133 repos, I wouldn't recommend anyone to look at anything in there tho 😂

Altho my game is kinda cool I guess

[stiff yarrow]

how many of these repos are your projects?

[limber knot]

66 source repos

this is worth looking at I guess

https://github.com/MiniDigger/thelounge-theme-mininapse

if you use thelounge

[green edge]

DoNotSpam, did you solve the issue with your account getting banned on spigot?

[finite wave]

@slim nymph

😲

[heady spear]

My most popular project besides PlotSquared is a fucking jenkins API wrapper. Doesn’t feel like success to me

Seems like he is actually listening to you tho

[finite wave]

He is still stupid saying Paper isn’t as good as we make it be

[heady spear]

I mean, some people do talk about paper as if it's something God pooped out on a platter and served to mankind

[wide chasm]

Isn't that the case? /s

[finite wave]

I just stated that plugins worked fine

As u can see from my picture

[green edge]

paper is generaly better than spigot in all regards

but yeah there are and will always be fanboys that don't base their statements on fact

[green edge]

because minecraft is a game mostly played by kids and young teenagers

they want to start their own server because they like other serious servers, but they lack the knowledge

[quasi valley]

@void void let’s just call it Spaghet from now on

[stiff yarrow]

so the guy who said his plugin doesn't work on paper only says to try using his plugin with paper to see why, but he purposely shuts down his plugin if you run it on paper...

[heady spear]

@quasi valley stop stealing my memes or I’ll sue

[heady spear]

wow nmf famous

[quasi valley]

Try me, dorp

[worldly condor]

@golden gust update waterfall upstream please

[mossy vessel]

Dun ;p

[heady spear]

cute

[mossy vessel]

I know :3

[unreal quarry]

Deer Park officials talking about the big ITC fire as they reopen schools while even more tanks catch fire

[heady spear]

when people ask us why our updates are slow

[native thunder]

Hey city. Why are your updates so slow?

[stiff yarrow]

[quasi valley]

City who are you

[heady spear]

great question, Kenny.

[vestal jasper]

Hey city. Why are your updates so slow?

[heady spear]

why can't I ban people on here

[quasi valley]

Another unanswered question of life

[vestal jasper]

I'd ban myself before you could ban me @heady spear

[heady spear]

very true

[vestal jasper]

Have a cat pic

He's chilling on the arm rest next to me

[heady spear]

cute

the cat is too

[limber knot]

hey kids give me tips for my youtube channel so I can dab with the best https://youtu.be/8n7wrY-vvk4

(^-^) Test footage - length 27s - 5 views - MagmaGuy on 2019.03.19

[heady spear]

ur face is in the way, can't see the monitors

[limber knot]

thanks, that's some good cinematic advice

[heady spear]

ur welcome

[quasi valley]

rip

[limber knot]

what a legend

[limber knot]

shockingly passive-aggressive for a french person

[spice frigate]

No

[limber knot]

well, brexit is shockingly stupid, even for brits

[finite wave]

Anyone got some c project i can learn from?

Project ideas*

[limber knot]

https://github.com/MiniDigger/FH

thats all the c I ever wrote, lol

[finite wave]

404

[limber knot]

try again

was private

oh man, that was over 2 years ago

[finite wave]

Thats c++ 😜 But got the sheet with the tasks?

[limber knot]

I bet

[heady spear]

C++ is just C on steroids 🤷

[limber knot]

but in german :D

[heady spear]

German is just Danish on steroids 🤷

[finite wave]

@worldly condor I’m danish i can read getman

@vernal moth

Oh he is on irc

Lol

[heady spear]

lol and you don't remove the old ping

[finite wave]

It will still show as a ping for ivan

[limber knot]

it still pinged me

[finite wave]

I know

Twice though

[worldly condor]

@finite wave wat

[heady spear]

@worldly condor he didn't mean to tag you

[limber knot]

he didnt mean you, go away

[worldly condor]

no

[carmine hinge]

@wide chasm Hey, is it easily possible to prevent players from clicking on air slots with IF?

[finite wave]

Yes

[carmine hinge]

how do?

[finite wave]

Idk ask @wide chasm

[carmine hinge]

..

[limber knot]

kek, I only have the tasks for C

which I never took 😂

ha, actually no

we got everything saved at work, lol

[vestal jasper]

I got a response on why his plugin doesnt work on paper according to him

[finite wave]

I know

[heady spear]

it has been posted here already

[limber knot]

https://irc.minidigger.me/uploads/2fd7f97fe3d71b37/C%2B%2B.zip

[heady spear]

late to the party are we

[vestal jasper]

Damn

[limber knot]

der, everything I found related to c++

[finite wave]

Thx

[cosmic raft]

https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/b1yute/p_x_a_r/

[limber knot]

(DiscordBot) P ? X A R : gifs - 1,008 comments, 95,269 points - Neyo708, 2d ago

saw that on twitter

its genius

[worn ember]

Commitment: 100

[void void]

Hello

[limber knot]

hai o/

[vestal jasper]

Hey

[limber knot]

am MiniDigger, the friendly help bot

what can i do for you?

[void void]

My server is out ? The others too ?

[heady spear]

what

[void void]

wat

[limber knot]

no, my server is actually in rn

you should join it!

[void void]

My server miencraft is out ?

[heady spear]

... is it?

[cedar spade]

What do you mean by "out"?

[limber knot]

Contact your host.

[void void]

Do you have any probleme ?

[heady spear]

I have many problems, but most of them aren't Minecraft related

[limber knot]

out = off

hes german

[void void]

yes

[limber knot]

We can't help you with your server as we don't host it. Contact your host, aka the company you pay

[void void]

okay

thx

[limber knot]

np

[finite wave]

MiniDigger is nub at german

[limber knot]

be sure to tell all your friends about the friendly #paper help chat robot MiniDigger

[finite wave]

Oki

[limber knot]

that wasn't directed at you Jan, I know that you have no friends.

😂

[heady spear]

the bot has slow response times and there seems to be fauly wiring somewhere

[finite wave]

Ouch, Nazi

[heady spear]

plz fix. should i file issue report on gitlab?

[limber knot]

I did na zi that insult coming 😂

[vestal jasper]

Yes

No

[finite wave]

He was banned on gitlab

Or his vps was

[limber knot]

oh right, need to recheck that

[finite wave]

Might not have been updated in a while

@heady spear

[heady spear]

someone should shut it down meanwhile

[finite wave]

Good idea

[vestal jasper]

@heady spear

[finite wave]

.minidigger off

[limber knot]

Shutting down...

[finite wave]

Hah i killed him

[vernal moth]

.minidigger on

[limber knot]

Starting up....

Error response from daemon: Get https://registry.gitlab.com/v2/: error parsing HTTP 403 response body: invalid character 'F' looking for beginning of value: "Forbidden\n"

fuck dis shit

wat

my VPS can't login into the docker registry gitlab provides

docker login -u $CI_DEPLOY_USER -p $CI_DEPLOY_PASSWORD $CI_REGISTRY in gitlab-ci (while using -H to make it run on my VPS) fails

because for wahtever reason rack attack decided to ban me again

[wide chasm]

@carmine hinge Only block it for air slots? You can specify a global listener for the entire gui:

gui.setOnGlobalClick(event -> {
    if (event.getCurrentItem().getType() == Material.AIR) {
        event.setCancelled(true);
    }
});```
Although keep in mind that the event will still cascade to the panes, so if you have a pane inside of the gui with air slots, their respective click listeners will still get called.

[finite wave]

I MADE HIM MAKE THAT FUNCTION BTw

[void void]

18:23:51 <+DiscordBot> <A​xi​te​> 1.14 drops today. Much love for all of the Paper devs

wat?

explain?

[true canyon]

Source? I'm just seeing the bedrock update announced.

[limber knot]

it's not even friday? 🤔

why would mojang release it on a day that way have to start working on the fixes immediently, lol

*that they wtf

[carmine hinge]

@wide chasm cool

also does 0.4 work on 1.12 or no?

[slim nymph]

interesting https://blog.csanchez.org/2017/05/31/running-a-jvm-in-a-container-without-getting-killed/

[true canyon]

TIME TO KILL AXITE

[wide chasm]

Everything is tested against 1.13.2 and I don't make any attempt to make it work on older versions, but you can try.

[true canyon]

Grab the pitchforks, my friends! I'll get us some torches.

[void void]

eh, let's just bury him alive

[worldly condor]

@slim nymph can i get a role "Powered by rats" ? 😄

[void void]

smh

be happy that you got unbanned

re UseCGroupMemoryLimitForHeap

[slim nymph]

that might solve the ptero problem

[void void]

doubt

[slim nymph]

why?

[void void]

offheap alloc

[slim nymph]

this article is literally talking about that

[worldly condor]

aikar: powered by 5 hour energy
me: https://github.com/MrIvanPlays

[void void]

@slim nymph that makes jvm use all available cgroup memory

but doesn't account offheap allocation

[slim nymph]

hmm

how does ptero choose memory

@alpine halo any way to give ptero some more cgroup space over the -Xmx?

[void void]

wdym how it choose?

you'll specify memory in panel

that gets told to docker

and generally servers use {{SERVER_MEM}} or placeholder something like that

[worldly condor]

this is kinda offtopic channel @void void 😄

[void void]

which is usually used with -Xmx flag

[slim nymph]

sure, one link is on my flags article, https://mcflags.emc.gs

[limber knot]

buy smth in his server store :D

[worn ember]

Aikar, how do you usually build your queries in java? do you first set them up in datagrip or something?

[slim nymph]

"set them up" are you talking table design or queries?

[stiff yarrow]

did someone say new MC update? Oh.. just bedrock

[worn ember]

queries

[slim nymph]

I just write them O.o

[void void]

uh so...... how can i trash jvm memory so that i can actually prove my fact with screenshots? :D

[worn ember]

with inner joins and all too? just like that? xD

[void void]

or get offheap alloc on paper

[slim nymph]

select whatIwant from whereitlives join someothertable using (somejoinid) where a.somecol = ? and b.someothercol = ?

[worn ember]

welp guess i'm not quite on that level yet

[true canyon]

@void void I also take paypal donations!

[void void]

me too

[wide chasm]

Same

[void void]

https://paypal.me/mikroskeem

ty

[limber knot]

you use an UI to click together queries or what do you do?

[worn ember]

i struggle and do it by trail and error

[limber knot]

oh ^^

[slim nymph]

i think you meant to ask, do you test queries in a sql workbench tool before putting them in code

[austere ivy]

Hi @finite wave

[slim nymph]

sometimes yes

[austere ivy]

Why tag me

WHY DID YOU TAG ME

[finite wave]

nvm, we were talking about how growing a brain, might be an abortion if you after that killed the brain.

[worn ember]

yeah i guess that was a more appropriate question.

[austere ivy]

It's not.

That's not a human.

[limber knot]

well, I studied database design for a semester so I forget the struggle it is to create complex queries

[austere ivy]

If you leave it alone it would never turn into a human.

[finite wave]

It is though? Aren't we only a meatlocker for our brain?

[austere ivy]

No.

Please, take your brain out of your body and report how it goes ._.

[finite wave]

Leaving a fetus alone, would kill the mother too, she has to take enough nutrients for them both for it to survive.

[slim nymph]

ive just been writing SQL for like 12 years ._.

[finite wave]

@austere ivy NEVAH SEEN ROBOCOP

?

haha

[worn ember]

yeah i got SQL now too but its OracleDB and not mysql (not very different but still some differences) and i struggle a lot with inner joins and whatnot

[austere ivy]

@finite wave NEVER SEEN THE AVENGERS?

I'm telling you they're real

we just can't see them o-o

[slim nymph]

why are you using oracle db

[worn ember]

cuz thats what my course uses

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[austere ivy]

OracleDB < MySQL < MariaDB

[finite wave]

@austere ivy Same argument can be applied to abortions, they aren't humans if left alone they die.

[slim nymph]

i swear, its like classes try their hardest to find ways to force you to use shit you wont end up using

[void void]

why are we talking about abortions here?

[finite wave]

CAUSE HE DOES NOT LIKE ABORTIONS

[worn ember]

haha i know right

[austere ivy]

beccause of you mikro

[worn ember]

at least its not XSL

[void void]

wdym because of me lol

[austere ivy]

@finite wave I feel like the only thing that keeps us from agreeing is two things.

[slim nymph]

juniors dont need oracle. you're not likely to jump out of school into a job doing oracle.

[finite wave]

Nah, all babies must die. Jews as well.

#nohate

[austere ivy]

1. You don't value human life as much as I do, and 2. you don't think that when created humans are a life.

[worn ember]

we got an XML class too where we need to transform xml to html with XSL

[void void]

mfw

[worn ember]

like how pointless is that

[gloomy warren]

we need a kindergarden channel here :/

[slim nymph]

later in career you may end up using oracle, but youll least know stuff then and get by with it

[finite wave]

@austere ivy Isn't a brain a life? How is it not a life? It is living.

[austere ivy]

https://tenor.com/view/spam-discord-several-people-are-typing-gif-12218074

[worn ember]

its nto that different from mysql though so its not that bad

[finite wave]

Left alone and maintained for a few millions years it might get a little knowledge.

[slim nymph]

can we drop the abortion talk.

[void void]

tl;dr; we got into politics of pro-life/pro-choice

[austere ivy]

Hey they're the one who tagged me >:(

Anywho real reason I came on Discord is uh.

[slim nymph]

i dont know how the hell that convo just got started

[austere ivy]

How do I make an enum where I can store both strings and ints o-o

[slim nymph]

but end it

[worn ember]

Jan being Jan again

[void void]

make enum take Object param

[slim nymph]

@austere ivy parameters to constructor

[void void]

jk, yeah different constructors

[austere ivy]

enum Constants {
    DEFAULT_ITEM_NAME("Unnamed Item"),
    DEFAULT_WEAPON_NAME("Unnamed Weapon"),
    DEFAULT_ARMOR_NAME("Unnamed Armor"),
    DEFAULT_ENTITY_NAME("Unnamed Entity");
    private String value;
    public String getValue() {
        return this.value;
    }
    Constants(String value) {
        this.value = value;
    }
}

So getInt, getString?

That kind of thing?

I tried Object, I wish that it would have worked haha.

[slim nymph]

public enum foo { Integer a; String b; public foo(int a) { this.a = a; } public foo (String b) { this.b = b; } A(1), B("42"); }

[void void]

@slim nymph i was right - my server got killed because of offheap alloc

:(

[slim nymph]

or a ctor with both

[void void]

that flag is a nice concept, but not on all applications