#general | PaperMC | Page 7

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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Yes, the daddy role

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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i get like 3 dollars per hour with 5 pi's shut up i like my pi's

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so you are not mining bitcoin, got it

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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Duck role for ducks when?

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:29 PM

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and i lose just 0.5 dollars per hour

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so i make 2.5 dollars

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what miner are you running?

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idk

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inb4 being part of a botnet

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:30 PM

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mining dirt in mineraft isn't the same thing as mining bitcoin.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:30 PM

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back in my day you had to go mine yourself to get money

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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I just use the plotsquared users for mining

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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all 3 of them? must not pull in much

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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Actually, we have 5 users now

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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thats like 4 more than us

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big gains

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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20% increase

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:31 PM

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smaller than my pecs tho

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:32 PM

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low bar

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:32 PM

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Yes, I lower the bar. Then I raise it again.

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That's how benching works 😃

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:32 PM

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fingerguns

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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why are all servers in france 🤔

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*all EU servers

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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OVH

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presumably

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does hetzner have a french DC?

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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Because France invented the internet

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so like

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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think they're mostly german DCs

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with that one in finland now

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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Yeah it's probably OVH

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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try to ddos them

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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ok

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:33 PM

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if people on twitter freak out they're using ovh

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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starts pinging them in 5 different terminals

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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no that's overkill for ovh servers

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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Good luck DDoSing OVH

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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you realise OVH has ddos protection, right? xD

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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not going down, clearly OVH dados protect

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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They can soak more damage than almost any other provider.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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I will soak you in damage

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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I think that was his test

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if they stay up they're probably OVH

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:34 PM

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Pretty much.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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my server dies when you ping it

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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OVH is like the raidboss tanking all damage

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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your server wasnt ever alive

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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Oh god, a good few years ago we had this hooooorrrible router, Whenever my bother was taking the piss with youtube late at night, I'll literally just start flooding his pc with pings

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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uhm my server is very alive thank you

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for like 20 minutes before it crashes

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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we told you to take P2 off of it last week

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:35 PM

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i did

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got worse

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:36 PM

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i still do that with my sister, if she pulls too much bandwidth i just ban her ip on the router lmao

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:36 PM

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I think it's paper tbh, ever since I removed the paper jar it doesn't crash anymore

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:36 PM

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the paper-nocrash-pls.jar is extra

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:36 PM

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Given it doesn't start, but if I don't start the server it can't crash.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:36 PM

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what if i use PS and use a for loop to ping it like 50x at the same time

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:37 PM

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youll bring down every router along that route

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dont do it

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:37 PM

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📎 Screenshot_from_2019-03-14_17-37-01.png

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uhm this kid have you beat, Z.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:37 PM

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not for long

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:37 PM

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DM wars the movie

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he's still older than most paper users

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:39 PM

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so one time i flooded my sisters pc with pings so she wont watch stupid baby videos with poop and stuff and then the company called my dad and he needed to pay like 200 dollars for flooding thier company internet

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it was the stupid router

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the stupid router connected us directly to the company wires

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(i was flooding the whole router like 192.168.0.1)

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(because i didnt know her ip adress)

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:41 PM

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📎 Screenshot_from_2019-03-14_17-41-05.png

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this summarizes the paper experience

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:42 PM

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How do you get charged for floading your sisters pc by your ISP when non of the packets leave your own network?

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i smell bs

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:42 PM

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idk the routher was shit4

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:43 PM

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so you're telling me you're flooding an ISP with their own internet? 🤔

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 4:43 PM

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yea, se, dat was dum

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:43 PM

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i have to try that

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heck idk how to even ping my ISP

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:43 PM

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you gotta take the pipe

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bend it back around

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and connect it to itself

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

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will the packets just travel infinitely then?

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and the travelling charge will induce a magnetic field

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

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just put a hub inbetween

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

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and then your computer will suck itself

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:44 PM

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instant flooding

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:45 PM

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thus PC autofellatio.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:46 PM

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is your profile pic the sad cat meme

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:47 PM

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You're on CV?

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:47 PM

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No. He got banned

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:47 PM

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Explains a lot.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:47 PM

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how the fuck do you get banned from CV

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its CV

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:47 PM

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I got banned from cv

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by dark

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😠

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:48 PM

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Given the usual state of CV I just assumed no one ever got banned

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:48 PM

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you ask, i obey 😉

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I was pretty much the only person to ban xD

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:48 PM

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Come to Sweden and I'll fight you

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:48 PM

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banned from CV but allowed to stay here?

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doesnt look good on us

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:48 PM

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Pim also said I was next in line to become moderator

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then he promoted stef

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cv = corrupt.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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@heady spear everyone is in a constant state of next in line for mod on CV

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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get millions of players with this one simple trick

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upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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its yim

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pls

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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I mean, stef vs city

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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lol

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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I mean, I see why

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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Well, luckily I run PlotSquared. So I win.

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stef got promoted after I left for the fifth time, I was obviously the better choice.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:49 PM

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but i run faster

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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is has more users than cv

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and people associate us with isis

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so

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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🤔

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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Why the fuck does Amazon Prime Video show me previews of other shows when I'm trying to watch an episode of a specific show, fuck them 😦

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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@void void that emote is used exclusively by the guy who starts projects, gives up on them, then complains about it

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he's cool dude

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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We get a lot of media coverage.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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didnt isis get destroyed?

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oops

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:50 PM

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you talking about nick? 😛

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

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@acoustic pilot what are you watching on amazon? I used them to watch the grand tour but not much else

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anything good you'd recommend?

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

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well he has one good project we're actually slightly interested in but he refuses to finish it

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

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Watching The Expanse right now

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Pretty good.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

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Y'all should get curiosity stream

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use code city for 10% off

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:51 PM

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idek what that is

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writes down the expanse

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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you're a tryhard

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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i prefer torrents with code piratebay for 100% off

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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no one wants your stupid emoji

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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@void void sadcat

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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"Don't even need to remember a code!"

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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SyFy's mostly had shitty stuff since BSG, but The Expanse is one of the few good ones.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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Im starting to think thats their draw

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:52 PM

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If anything deserves an emoji then it's fawe.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:53 PM

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my dad watches the shit out of SyFy because its mostly cheesy garbage

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he thinks its hilarious

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 4:53 PM

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lol

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:53 PM

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oof

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FAWE emote

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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stop bullying fawe

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it's on the edge rn, you're pushing it too far.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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:IronStillHasntSentMeAPMAboutFAWELikeIAskedHimToApparentlyHesBusyOrSomething:

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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I don't even know what fawe stands for

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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there you go

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thatll be its string

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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FAWE is redneck

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he's busy drinking moonshine and fucking his truck

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FAWE? meant iron

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I need coffee.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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maybe youre the one drinking shine

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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oh speaking of coffee

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my moms got one of those keurig things

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:54 PM

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no one is ever alright in here no

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:55 PM

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haahaha I'm fun

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 4:55 PM

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peepoHmmCoffee

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:55 PM

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Ω

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 4:55 PM

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need to make a slow sync competitor

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 4:56 PM

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Thanks city https://i.valaria.pw/fawe.png ❤

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 4:56 PM

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no wait

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that's photoshopped.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:59 PM

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savage screenshot

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 4:59 PM

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if you don't look at a pepe and say 'aww' irl you don't get pepes

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 4:59 PM

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should just pin that

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:00 PM

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aPPepoPizza

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:00 PM

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If you use other plugins which depend on WorldEdit, simply having FAWE installed will boost their performance. - nice description... Instead of "If you have other plugins depending on WorldEdit, you can remove them because FAWE isn't WE7 compatible... 😄

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:00 PM

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is that a facebook screenshot or something

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:00 PM

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There's a sick hate campain going on against me, where people are spreading FAKE NEWS about me. They are claiming that I've said some slanderous things. DON'T LISTEN. It's all FAKE NEWS.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:00 PM

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only one step above ifunny reposts

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:01 PM

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I see only FAWE News 😉

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:01 PM

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FAWE is WE7 compatible. It'll just throw some errors on startup sometimes

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:01 PM

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@heady spear fight the power

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:01 PM

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They are fast exceptions^^

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:02 PM

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I tried to delete my facebook account

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and came so close

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:02 PM

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You aren't allowed to bitch about him tagging you by the way, according to Aikar.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:02 PM

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then I needed some info from a group that only operates on facebook

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which is fucking stupid bullshit btw

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facebook is horrible for that

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but w/e

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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Why would you delete your facebook account?

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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I deleted my FB account then FB was like "no, you still have it", then I wanted to delete it again, but forgot password, needed to verify that I was indeed who I said it was by sending picture of id, then get a new password and then delete it. I'm never signing up to that again.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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What about the spicy memes?

quasi valley Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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why would you not delete it

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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Deactivated my Facebook account in 2011, haven't looked back since. Probably one of the best decisions I ever made.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:03 PM

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I just dont ever use it save for that one group

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none of the apps installed

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nothing saved

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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I use it to stalk boys from class 😄

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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almost as good

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:04 PM

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I am big gay on Facebook

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Oh yeah, we use it a tonne at Uni. I couldn't really not use it :p

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

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something with exception?

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:05 PM

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stop reposting memes you duck

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It's fine. I will touch the other one.

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:06 PM

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No

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U

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:07 PM

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this isnt the memes channel

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and even if it was that's a dirty repost

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:07 PM

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omg Z agrees with me owo

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:07 PM

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@heady spear forever and ever bb ❤

quasi valley Mar 14, 2019, 5:07 PM

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go to /r/me_irl to repost aaaa_helpme

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:08 PM

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Ur too retarded for that
It requires 2+ braincells

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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what/ever

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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World Edit

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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thats WE

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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World/Edit

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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WorldException

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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and we is we

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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wrong

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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no ur wrong

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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Joo is stealing my joke

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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2

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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ban plz

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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Ur retarded

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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no u

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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I just recycle it

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:09 PM

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nou

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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learn 2 spell wth

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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opp-in-yon

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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it's oponion

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plz

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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i got 3 types of hard drives

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gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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can we pls deop?

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:10 PM

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Stop this madness

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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not on pc either

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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spotted is writing long time

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run

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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leaf dont have hands

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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Typing speed is k*n, where n is your braincell count and k is a constant

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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take long time

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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is that why i type so fast?

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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What are the units though

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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nice

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:11 PM

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How many brain cells do you have, Leaf?

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:12 PM

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At least 1

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3+ for sure

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:12 PM

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typing speed is often measured in wpm

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:12 PM

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Leaves don't have any braincells though

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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no its true

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ur a legend

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just not a gud one

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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so [v] = [k]*[n], where n is the number of brain cells (dimension = 1), therefore [v] = [k]

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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I can type without looking, but you can't read it 😛

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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and the dimension of [k] has to be WPM

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there are the units.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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lol, Once you're used to your keyboard it's pretty easy to do

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:13 PM

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That's sad

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Math equations unclear. Blackhole stuck in toaster

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:14 PM

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wut

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do you... look at every key before you hit it?

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:14 PM

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It's "muscle memory"

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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its the exact same thing

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your phones keyboard doesnt move either

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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Works the exact same on a phone screen and it does a keyboard

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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I mean it kind of does but thats a fun explanation

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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*as it does

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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technically the bounding boxes on the keys change

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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Don't we have mind2computer interface already

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:15 PM

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but blah blah magic and touch screens

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:16 PM

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I use lastpass, that way I can use stupid passwords with no hopes of remembering

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:16 PM

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Can't we just think words onto screen already

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:16 PM

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not unless youre city

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:16 PM

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lefbad

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Please stop that. You need help

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 5:18 PM

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@golden gust i dun like last pass that much, they dont have a desktop app so i cant use it for accounts that requires a password for a desktop app

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unless i copy it every time

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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Don't really use enough desktop apps to care

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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I moved off of lastpass over to bitwarden

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I like it better

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and it doesnt cost me any money

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that doesnt hurt

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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for most stuff I use memorable passwords, but anything else is a quick copy and paste 🤷

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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i liked dashlane but you need the pro to get pass syncing

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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What's better anyways? Might move my passwords to a password manager

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:19 PM

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Bitwarden's been mostly a similar experience for me since switching from LastPass, but yeah I like that it's free.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:20 PM

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I mean, main reason I'm stuck with lastpass is because I'm too lazy to go update all my devices and stuff \o/

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:20 PM

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thats why i havent updated my discord password

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and I need to its bad

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hunter2

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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my spigot password was plotmesux for a couple of years

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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You will befriend the banhammer

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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my password is citymomstreetsucks42

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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city mom street

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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yes

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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my sides

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:21 PM

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is getting out the ban hammer! ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▋ Ò╭╮Ó

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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why is the hammer handle like 5m long? or is the head just really small?

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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@void void boop

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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it looks like a wonky golf club

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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@heady spear you just have small hands

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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No. Aikar does.

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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City how's incendiary permissions going along

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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The hanlde is long so you can more easily swing it

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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shut up or I will hack Z and ban you

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:22 PM

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lol

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:23 PM

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meow my fellow cat

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:23 PM

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@static badge I just noticed you fixed your cat pic

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its more centered now

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:24 PM

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wow took leaf long enough

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:24 PM

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But not exactly :>

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:24 PM

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'fixed'?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:25 PM

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@slim nymph neutered

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he had it fixed

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:25 PM

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any team that includes an electronic cat is a team I do not wish to be a part of

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:25 PM

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it was way off to the side before

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:25 PM

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that guy's a meanie bobinie

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:25 PM

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So when is city getting a nick

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Aicat

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:26 PM

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proving you are strong and conducting yourself in a dictatorial fashion are two very different things

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:26 PM

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@vestal jasper I see you are right side up again

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how was your trip to australia

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did you make up an id for him

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:27 PM

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Pretty good, actually

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I almost fell off the earth a few times but I kept myself grounded

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si

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:28 PM

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If anyone goes to Australia in the near future can they try to revive Empire92? Thanks

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si means if in Spanish, just fyi.

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:28 PM

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if anyone goes to upside down land soon give md5 a big ol' kiss in the mouth on my behalf

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:29 PM

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why would you purposely vacation in a land where spiders the size of your first are normal

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:29 PM

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make sure you make it super uncomfortable too

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:29 PM

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so just like Americans?

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Kappa

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pepesprint

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1v1 me at rosh

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Kappa

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:30 PM

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What do you guys think about this?
https://github.com/lesspass/lesspass

GitHub

lesspass/lesspass

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heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:30 PM

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complex circuit analysis can suck my big toe

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It does not get easier just because you use imaginary units ok

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:31 PM

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ooooh kinky citymonstret

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:31 PM

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

@void void

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:31 PM

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/ban nossr50

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:31 PM

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blush_peepo_2

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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❔What❔the fuck 😡😡 did you just fucking say about me, you little 🐕bitch🐕? I’ll have you know I graduated 🎓🎓 top🔝 of my class in the 🚢Navy🚢 Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous 😯secret😯 raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over❗❗ 300 ❗❗ confirmed 💀 kills 💀. I am trained in gorilla 🐒🐒 💥warfare 💥 and I’m the 🔝top🔝 sniper in the entire US 🔫 armed 🔫 forces 👮👮👮. You are nothing to me but just 🎯 another 🎯 target 🎯. I will wipe ❌ you ❌ the ❌ fuck ❌ out with 👀 precision 🎯🎯 the likes of which has never been 👀 seen 👀 before on this 🌎Earth🌎, mark 😡 my 😡 fucking 😡 words 😡. You think you can 👀 get away 👀with saying that shit to me over the Internet 💻? Think again, fucker. 👎👎👎 As we speak I am contacting my 🌐 secret network 🌐 of spies 👀👀👀 across the USA and your IP 🌐 is being traced 🕖 right now 🕧 so you better prepare for the ☔storm ☔, maggot 🐛🐛🐛. The storm ⚡⚡⚡ that wipes out the 😂 pathetic 😂 little thing you call your life. You’re 💀 fucking 💀💀💀 dead 💀💀💀, kid. I can be anywhere 🌎🌏🌍, anytime 🕧🕕🕦, and I can 💀 kill 💀 you💀 in over 🔢 seven 🔢 hundred 🔢 ways 📃, and that’s just with my ✋✋ bare hands✋✋. Not only am I extensively trained in 👊unarmed 👊 combat 👊, but I have access to the entire arsenal 🔫🔫🔫 of the United States 👮👮👮 Marine Corps 👮👮👮 and I will use it to its full extent to 💀 wipe 💀 your 💀 miserable 💀 ass 💀 off the face of the continent 🌎🌎, you little 💩shit 💩. If only you could have known 😵😵 what 😈unholy 😈 retribution your little “clever” comment 📄📄 was about to 👎bring 👎 down 👎 upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue👅👅👅. But you couldn’t ❌, you didn’t❌, and now you’re paying the price💲💲💲, you goddamn idiot. I will 💩 shit 💩 fury 😡😡😡 all over you and you will 😱😱😱 drown 😱😱😱in it. You’re 💀 fucking 💀 dead 💀, kiddo. 💀💀💀

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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this is getting really bad

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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oh but it gets worse

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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🤕Hit 👊 or miss😳 I guess 🤔they 👉never ❌ miss, huh 😕😕? You 🙌got 🤪a boyfriend😍, I bet 🎰😶he 😨doesn't 👎kiss 😘😘 ya🤭 mwah💖 😻He 🧐gon' find 🔍🔍 another girl 👶 🤩and he 😮won't😤 miss👌 ya🙀 He 🤤gon' 😲skrrt and hit 👊👊 the dab😎 like 😄😄 Wiz 🤠Khalifa🤑

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:32 PM

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I better stop this

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Windows > Linux
Change my mind

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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I agree

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Kappa

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FreeBSD > Linux

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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ladies, gentlemen

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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Change my mind

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Kappa

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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let me present to you

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the bee movie script

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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also iPhone > Android

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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how to kill the discord

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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in emoji form

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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.g uninstall discord from other persons computer remotely from sweden when other guy is nossr

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:33 PM

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woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:34 PM

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It's better in every aspect

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yes

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finally

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:34 PM

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I see this place has gone batty since I last looked

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:34 PM

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@upper flicker you were in coma for 5 years

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:34 PM

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that bing bong result was useless

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fix your bot

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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well at least we can all agree that intellij is the best IDE

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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no

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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bing is so bad

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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MS Paint IDE is the best IDE

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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its scary how easy you can get into porn results on bing, and then bing starts suggesting really bad/illegal terms from there too.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:35 PM

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w o w really

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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CP/M-86 > FreeBSD > Linux > Windows

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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I use yahoo

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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get out, city

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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yahoo is indeed the answer

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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Yahoo uses Bing, doesn't it lol

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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@void void heh baited

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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coworker said bing was only good for porn, and man he was right lol

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i had no idea it was that bad

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but i wouldnt trust it for porn

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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I will block bing from kid's computer

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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i did some tests and was even able to bring up porn with safe mode on

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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Suggest any search terms I want to try this lol

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:36 PM

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boop that's rude D:

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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what I googled big lady chest

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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just throw any word like 'teen' that has completely legit contexts but shares porn context

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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and I got pron

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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oh

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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teens probably the biggest contender

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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yeah bash his face in

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:37 PM

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📎 Screenshot_from_2019-03-14_18-37-50.png

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What

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:38 PM

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dat last picture

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:38 PM

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I am pretty sure at least two of those aren't ladies

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 5:38 PM

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Imagine having to void your phone warranty just be to be able to browse its files omegalul

wraith oracle Mar 14, 2019, 5:40 PM

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📎 Screenshot_2019-03-14-14-39-17.png

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What's wrong with people nowadays

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:40 PM

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Ivanboy

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 5:40 PM

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lol

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:41 PM

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To be fair, Skript should be deleted.

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:41 PM

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wow the conversion rate for euro to usd on paypal is fucking horrendous

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1 euro = 1,0827 usd

wraith oracle Mar 14, 2019, 5:41 PM

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I am fine with people thinking whatever they want

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Just don't make an issue about it lol

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:41 PM

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@slim nymph I heard this claim and tried out bing for porn and it didn't seem that good

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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when the real value is 1 euro = 1.13 usd

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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@stiff yarrow even duckduckgo is "better" for porn

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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man euro has tanked

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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simply because they don't really filter the results

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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@cosmic gorge isn't duckduckgo just google results with analytics taken out

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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google tends to very seriously sanitize results

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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DDG is its own indexer

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:42 PM

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I thought DDG just reused google

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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And it doesn't have nearly as much as Google indexed.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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they clearly don't nossr

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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I don't use DDG so I don't know

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I'm just repeating things I've heard

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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lol aikar was right

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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peepoEZ

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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DDG's main selling point is privacy.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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been using it for a good long while now and I can verify they are not even similar

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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If you turn off safesearch it goes really wrong

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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But it's a weak search engine that isn't relevant from a business perspective.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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I just use google so the FBI can arrest me at any time for my lewd fetishes

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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Nobody would try to optimize for DDG.

austere ivy Mar 14, 2019, 5:43 PM

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Just search "Google" on Bing haha.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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@woven otter fun exercise, search for "public" in images with safesearch off in ddg

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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what's the point of using a search engine if its not also building a court case against you

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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DDG won't personalize any results.

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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LOL

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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yeah

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99.8% porn

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go figure

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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I'll see you guys in jail

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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DDG is very... If you care about privacy it's "great", if you care about results, it sucks

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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PogU

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:44 PM

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search for "hot summer"

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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tbh I think google has gotten worse

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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@void void you know, that's something I've been thinking about for these past few months

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I wonder if these porn websites just have some sort of marvelous SEO juice going for them

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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they seem to want to take my specific queries and round them into what it thinks I want

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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@upper flicker google is still a blessing for pirating rare shit because you can view their DMCA takedown requests

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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Pretty sure not even Google knows how their shit works anymore ever since they switched to machine learning.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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and most of the time they get it wrong

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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my one chesticle is heavier than the other

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this is problem

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:45 PM

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back to the gym

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even that shit out

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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yes 😦 haven't been in like a week, uni is fucking up my life

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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@woven otter yeah if you turn off safe search, bing is all "ok you only want porn" its all porn

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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@slim nymph exact same thing with duckduckgo

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or even potentially worse

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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maybe Bing is just doing a really good job

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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google will keep porn out with safe search off unless it clearly looks like you want porn

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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lol hang on

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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@stiff yarrow bing just knows what youre really after

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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exactly

wraith oracle Mar 14, 2019, 5:46 PM

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📎 Screenshot_2019-03-14-14-45-48.png

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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its like "lets not pretend you aren't looking for porn when you type my little pony"

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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mfw mlp

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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So that's your kink

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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@slim nymph https://i.imgur.com/eqBKWd5.png sorta checks out

Imgur

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:47 PM

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lol

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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I don't know about you guys but when I want porn I just search for it on porn sites not on google

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weSmart

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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they still sell ads

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just not personalized ones

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iirc

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if i remember correctly

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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.wa iirc meaning

cosmic raft Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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https://i.imgur.com/OM1aIKF.png

Imgur

7cd71109-a238-4197-bdc1-96d2316c0fec

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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(DiscordBot) Result: if I recall correctly - https://is.gd/i132ov

Wolfram|Alpha: Making the world’s knowledge computable

Wolfram|Alpha brings expert-level knowledge and capabilities to the broadest possible range of people—spanning all professions and education levels.

cosmic raft Mar 14, 2019, 5:48 PM

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thonk

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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Can't imagine non-personalized ads being nearly as profitable >_>

fallen oracle Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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Any suggestions for a good Jenkins alternative? Switched machines and I'm just wondering if there's something more lightweight than Jenkins. I don't mind using it, I'd just like to know if I can use something smaller.

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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So would assume they are much cheaper

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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@fallen oracle doubt anything much will be

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thats also featureful

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TeamCity and GitLab are not ligth weight

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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Jenkins isn't bad at all

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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cronjobs + git + shell scripts

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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I run it together with 900 other services on my crappy DO droplet

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and it's doing fine 🍮

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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just be a complete nightmare to manage

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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@acoustic pilot they're always going to be much cheaper than google's, especially since google also sort of owns the largest advertising system on the internet in the first place

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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but lighter

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hell of a lot less features though

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 5:49 PM

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📎 Screenshot_2019-03-14-17-41-30.png

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Imagine accidentally passing a law

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Just America being retarded, right?

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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nothing new

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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Just America being America**

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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@void void no

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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the accident is probably the interpretation of the law from a certain perspective

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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we got some rethuglican who wants to take lunch away from kids in schools that perform bad too

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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but odds are that that's some pro-life hit piece

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 5:50 PM

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It's a pro life hit piece, with all letters

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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cause taking away lunch makes you do better in school you know

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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I think we should ship all kids to australia

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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and of course the politician was fat too

fallen oracle Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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Alright thanks Aikar I'll just use that again I guess

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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they are only allowed back once they can file their taxes correctly

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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Technically they didn't pass a law, they passed a bill. It becomes law when the governor signs it, and I don't think he/she did 😃

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:51 PM

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I mean, as a brit, we've already tried that one

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and well, look what happened

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:52 PM

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@void void im not stopping anyone from watching porn

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 5:52 PM

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nah jesus will step in and help you in your time of need, i.e. that good ol' jerk sess @void void

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 5:52 PM

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But shortly after both houses of the legislature passed the bill, people said language used to protect women was so vague it could be interpreted to allow them to commit murder against anyone with impunity. ok probably it's just interpretation

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but still, that headline

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hmmmmmmm

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:52 PM

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clickbait headlines

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:52 PM

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It's actually impressive that it passed both chambers, yeah.

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But not law until the gov signs it.

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 5:53 PM

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95% of shady shit gets passed by getting lumped into a bill with something completely unrelated

cosmic raft Mar 14, 2019, 5:54 PM

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real; I searched 'jesus' and then just replaced the content of the search bar, without hitting enter at the end :p

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:54 PM

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most representatives just dont read what they vote for

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:55 PM

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Their staff read it 😛

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 5:55 PM

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its similar to not reading tos before accepting them

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 5:55 PM

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https://giphy.com/gifs/south-park-10ghS5S6cUiZl6

Giphy

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theres not enough blasphemous gifs on gifphy or tenor 😦

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discrimination!

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

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@golden gust speaking of, has england found a couch to sleep on yet once they leave

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I see thats going really really well over there

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

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Deadline approaching, they'll have to ask for an extension lol.

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No real choice.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

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wasnt there some story about the PM voting against her own proposal too

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

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why not just

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s t a y

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:56 PM

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that played really well in the press

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:57 PM

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They could cancel and stay, but might be messy too.

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But still a safer choice IMO.

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But until they decide what they're going to do, the default action will be a hard-Brexit.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:57 PM

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tbh I think if they had canceled and stayed a few months ago or a year ago it'd have been a lot better

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if they decide last minute they're going to get screwed

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because they've pissed off everyone

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they can leave immediately

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:58 PM

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Losing access to the single market without any safety nets in place (which is the course they're on right now) will be pretty devastating, I think.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 5:58 PM

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its just that'd be the same as the 'hard' brexit

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which is going to be bad

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because they have no deals in place to replace the ones theyre abandoning as part of the EU

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:59 PM

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"We want control over our borders, but we also want access to the single market!"

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 5:59 PM

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wait until they see my brexit. brian exits with a big juicy bang

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 5:59 PM

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It's beautifully stupid

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 5:59 PM

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"Well, if you want access to the single market, you'll have to accept our freedoms."

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Which includes freedom of movement.

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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wait you can just hop around europe freely?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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basically

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yeah

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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Our gov is basically stuck in a battle against one another and against the EU, it's beautiful

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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you don’t have to get shaken down and yelled at for every border you cross?

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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imagine if theresa may held a live announcement, said the UK was just not going to leave the EU and then dabbed on camera and went back into her house

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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what do you mean

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:00 PM

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I would pay good money to see it happening

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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We had a major party PM refuse to talk to other parties unless they agreed that no-deal as a no-chance

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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EU has all the negotiating power and the UK is too busy with infighting >_>

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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oh that's right cat you are in the UK right

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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imagine calling yourself a kingdom

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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And deadline is fast approaching, it's in a couple weeks I think.

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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WE ARE A KINGDOM

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one of the seven

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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Yea, not long

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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"you don’t have to get shaken down and yelled at for every border you cross?" no, you just need your citizen card and you're set @jolly violet

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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No we are Patrick

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:01 PM

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If in a couple of weeks they don't 1. reach a deal, or 2. get an extension, or 3. cancel Brexit, then it will be a hard-Brexit by default.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:02 PM

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I'd say we should meet up some day but I know you're setting sail away from europe so I guess that's not going to happen @golden gust

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:02 PM

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You know

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:02 PM

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you can cut your border with some knives and float away from the EU

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:02 PM

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Maybe there are some pros to brexit

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:02 PM

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I think leaving could be good too, but not like this.

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It'll be such a shock on the UK's infrastructure.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:03 PM

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I just realized all british people are bullies thank you europe for strapping some jets on that godforsaken set of islands and sending them hurtling towards the united states

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:03 PM

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There should be a deal in place to minimize that shock.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:03 PM

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you literally live on an island in a global economy how can that be beneficial at all if you have to pay import taxes on everything

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:03 PM

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it's fine guys

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at least they'll be sovereign

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:04 PM

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I believe that part of the issue is that the UK is living in the past

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:04 PM

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sovereignty is like max repel for brown people and kebabs

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:04 PM

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I mean, we've moved all our industries abroad and we seem to think that the EU is the issue

jolly violet Mar 14, 2019, 6:04 PM

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when you have a queen and a kingdom, you’re living in the past. this isn’t dungeons and dragons

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:04 PM

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@worn ember UK represents 13% of the EU's population, it's a strong economy that the EU doesn't want to shut out. It's in their best interest to work something out, IMO.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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Sure it is, but its their choice to leave, so why would "we" cut them any slack

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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the EU doesn't want the UK to leave

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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Because presumably you want to be on good terms.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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Wonder what's going to happen with the few countries that pulled the "if the UK leaves, we'll probably leave too"

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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And retain access to UK's 66 million strong consumer market.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:05 PM

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I've already offered my couch for him to sleep on when the UK sinks into the atlantic

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hopefully he doesnt need it because I dont own a couch

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:06 PM

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@golden gust check the news, the UK turned into a lovely cautionary tale

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:06 PM

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It's better for the EU to transition to new deals with the UK than the UK to make new deals with anyone other than the EU, long term, IMO.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:06 PM

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I mean, in part it showed the shitshow powerhouse that is the EU

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:06 PM

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just colonize the EU

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I think the EU behaved really well in dealing with the UK leaving

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I fully expect a EU veto if UK goes for an extension.

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Some salty members in the EU.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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not giving them any treatment that would be too generous for an outsider

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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That's really what a lot of it is

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I kinda want the EU to fall, but i also don't

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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I read people saying they wouldn't accept a new extension unless it was for a second referendum

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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they make some horrible decisions but they kinda keep everything together

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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didn't the EU already say they'd be fine with an extension? I can't remember

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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There's no time for indyref2

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:07 PM

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The EU says lots of shit

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:08 PM

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Oh you mean getting an extension FOR indyref2

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Yeah, that could happen

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:08 PM

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well that's fine @golden gust soon enough you won't have to hear a word from them and you'll only have to read what's on the side of buses

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:08 PM

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But I don't think an extension request it'll survive in the EU, probably will get vetoed.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:08 PM

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But, it's on the side of a bus

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IT MUST BE TRIED!

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*TRUE

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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i mean, the UK doesn't even have the slightest clue how to handle this

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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brb buying every side of a bus in the UK to write "electroniccat sux"

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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Farage is also working hard to ensure an extension is vetoed lol

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Trying to court EU members

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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if the EU wants to go back to fucking with the UK and take a break from trying to screw up the internet though

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idk maybe we should just let them have the UK

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they dont need to do both

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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aye

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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tbf the UK is the foremost expert in the area of fucking up the internet

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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I kind of see the EU as an extension of American imperialism, and wouldn't mind seeing them break up altogether.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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UK is the sacrifice to keep the internet free

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:09 PM

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at least within europe

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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be like if we could give up Alabama in the US if we could get dumb congressman and ashit at the FCC to stop fucking up

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be like... yeah alright

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Ill take that

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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wasnt the UK going to require people to ID themself when using 18+ sites?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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Yeah, that's still on track.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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lmao

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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UK has something against online porn.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:10 PM

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they also banned a bunch of types of porn

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and it's not the one you'd think of :D

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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maybe the queen had a bad experience

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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UK is also a big, big surveillance state.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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"no fucking online, all the fucking happens in the parliament"

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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they also passed a law to imprison people who visit websites which promote terrorrism

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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lmao weren't they the ones who had a law saying you're forbidded from dying in the parliament?

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:11 PM

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or were passing

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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I heard some thing like that though it obviously wasn't enforced

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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lmao "go die soemwhere else scum" throws them on the street

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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UK is super anti-encryption

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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better not commit any of those thought crimes my dudes

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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UK is a big oof for me

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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thank god I live in murrica

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:12 PM

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begone thot crime

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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@stiff yarrow every few years the FBI takes its own run at encryption

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we're not far behind

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congress is dumb af too

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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well at least they dont shoot up schools in the UK so they got that going

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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theyll buy the meme at some point

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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I really do believe we are in the last few days of a fully open internet

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:13 PM

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@worn ember the UK doesnt even like people owning knives anymore

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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In the US, forcing someone to decrypt something is against the Fifth Amendment.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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youll have to switch to stabbing people with spoons

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then theyll come for those

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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the uk is retarded

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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lmao I remember when the brazillian government wanted to have access to whatsapp messages for some shit and facebook took whatsapp down and brought it back with end-to-end encryption

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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@upper flicker i own a battle axe, its a decoration piece tho

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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pics or it doesnt exist

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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just so they could say they can't help them

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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Gun crime over here is still an issue

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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For the most part protection by encryption is enshrined in our Constitution.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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Knife crime is a massssive issue

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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wasn't there some dumb shit with an apple peeler in the uk

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:14 PM

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i'll send pics later

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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am waiting

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better be cool af

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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ima eat mah lasagna first

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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@golden gust oi what's this then, where is your knife permit?

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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at least we can say stupid stuff on the internet in america without worrying about jail time

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Who knew? You take away the guns and people still want to kill one another

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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peepoGiga

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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throws a spoon at electroniccat

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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Yeah US has the best free speech.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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at least they get worse at it @golden gust

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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beating up people = more enjoyment

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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show mey youur knoife loicense m8

quasi valley Mar 14, 2019, 6:15 PM

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plastic spoon*

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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just make it illegal to own a knife and knife crime will stop

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Kappa

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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@acoustic pilot iirc the british government threatened to shut down entire news agencies if they didnt destroy data related to the snowden leaks

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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the only legal utensil you can have is a spork

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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lol

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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meanwhile over here people are writing stupid shit about celebs with their free press

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fucking worthless

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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@upper flicker didn't that one guy get arrested for filiming defendants walking into a court room

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UK is fucked lol

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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Trusting the news in 2019

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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idk that could happen over here though too depending on the court

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context is king

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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Yeah he did.

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:16 PM

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grid 2 is free on humble bundle right now

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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And yea, knife laws over here are beautiful, 3" blade max in public, no locking knifes, etc; ofc, there are "I'm taking my work knife to work" exceptions so long as you can convince the police you're being truthful, but 🤷

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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I forgot the details, but it was because of some safety issue to the defendants I think.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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that guy on youtube who dressed his dog up like hitler

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isnt he in jail or paying some fine or some shit

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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oh yeha

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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what a fucking joke

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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count dankula

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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@golden gust I am a professional hitman, can I open carry my knoife

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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no he made his dog react to heil hitler

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and thats what got him arrested

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which is equally funny

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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Since when is that a crime?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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prooooooobably not moving to the UK ever

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beautiful clock though

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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@upper flicker UK has a law about saying mean things online too

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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I'm 100% not moving to the UK ever

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:17 PM

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Germany is pretty hardcore about Nazism.

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And stopping any spread of it.

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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germany is pretty retarded too

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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You cant leave once trump builds his wall. YOu haven't unlocked airplanes yet

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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Germany is basically china levels of censorship

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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@acoustic pilot well they were doing it before it was cool the fucking hipsters

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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germany has exemptions for art and now games are included

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its getting better

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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Oh nice.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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idk about online content

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clearly the UK doesnt

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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Maybe the next Wolfenstein will be released there lol

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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do they still ban any nazi icons in games though

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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I mean, hitler knew his shit, cant blame people for liking his determination

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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its always been released there

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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they do

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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I mean without the censorship

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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they just change the swastika to a whatever

steel wigeon Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:18 PM

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there is some strict nazi laws in Germany

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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Some guy here said on FB "fuck the police" and policemen took him to court lol

cosmic raft Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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for obvious reasons

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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the games are art thing is a super recent change

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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CoD WaW has nazi flags in it :))

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ah the good old times

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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that reminds me

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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@wide chasm now he gets to argue that he wanted to make love to the policemen

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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idk if anything has published since

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or been in dev since

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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considering hitler tried to rape everyone it is somewhat understandable that it isnt really a joke especially for the people who died for our countries

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:19 PM

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Well Germany has gone above and beyond to repent, it's about time they chill out a bit.

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I think everyone knows Germany is sorry lol

wide chasm Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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@cosmic gorge Have you seen a court case here, cause it's one big joke. It's just people talking whenever they want and then at the end some guy states his opinion and enforces it.

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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tell that to the people voting right extremists into german parliament

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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german elections dont get much intl coverage

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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they are clearly not sorry

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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not familiar

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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my grampa was in the whole nazi youth camps. its not thag he is sorry its how it ruined his life

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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any english links?

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BBC maybe

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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lucky he made it to canada with no english and survived

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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FOX maybe kappa

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:20 PM

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Japan did some horrific stuff up until post-WW2 as well

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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japan was on some next level shit

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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Japan basically invaded half of China

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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.several

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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I feel like that doesn't get addressed often enough

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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cant even type

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😢

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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Yeah, a lot of East Asia is still pretty pissed at Japan to this day.

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Generations of people.

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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speaking of UK laws shit, i saw an article UK is about to censor porn unless you buy a verification card off a vendor in the street for like 6$/device! man the UK loves some fucked up laws

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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well here is an artical about how far right they really are https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-37274201 ¯_(ツ)_/¯

BBC News

Just how far to the right is AfD?

What does Germany's controversial third-biggest party actually stand for?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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It's worse with Japan because they show little to no remorse.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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we're past the porn thing aikar

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onto general censorship and legal issues

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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you're welcome

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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youth growing up in Japan don't even know the history of it

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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jeez get with the times

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keep up

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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imo they aren't better than nazis but that's a personal opinion xD

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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I literally just discussed a form of censorship

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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we're past it

slim nymph Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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it just was also related to porn 😛

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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I don't think Japan's atrocities have been totally revised in their textbooks, but attempts were made.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:21 PM

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PAST IT

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GONE

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MOVE ALONG SIR

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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porn?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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IS THAT KNIFE LEGAL

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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oh that reminds me, every once in a while they try to ban lolis in Japan and mangaka get together to protest it, hasn't gotten banned yet

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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@acoustic pilot to be fair though I've not seen japan trying to go back to that time in their history

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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but in regards to the anti-nazi-laws in germany: we still have nazi terrorism here so these laws are kinda necessary xD

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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do u need a permit to use a kitchen knife in the uk

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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i think the UK should have a law that doesnt allow 3" dicks in the street anymore, that would get rid of the foreigner problem

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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jfc

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:22 PM

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peepoGiga

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that's some racism

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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spicy

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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personally I don't think being authoritarian about authoritarian idealogies is a solution to them :>

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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xD

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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are we going to have to get actual moderators in here for you

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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Japan's current prime minister is an ultra-nationalist who worships Japanese WW2 war criminals.

golden gust Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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No, you don't need a kitchen knife permit, just don't take it out of the kitchen, might get armed police at your door

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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because then we'd have to vet people and pay attention

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ugh

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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I thought only Spotted was allowed to say dumb shit

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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@acoustic pilot yes but is he trying to invade china or attack the us though

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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excuse me

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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HmmCoffeeSmile

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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pretty sure half the uk has a 2" pecker perched on their balls

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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so saying foreigners have bigger dicks than natives is racist? noted xD

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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peepoJuice

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not touching this one

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:23 PM

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Obviously he can't and won't, it's more that Japan as a country is not remorseful of its past.

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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imho we needed more nukes

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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Japan has done lots of damage to East Asia and has shown very little remorse for it.

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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now thats a lot of damage

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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just a nuke for every person alive in japan

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solve that problem

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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@static badge idk man have you seen what two nukes spawned with anime and manga?

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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LUL

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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who knows how much worse it'd be with three or more

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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While Germany is the exact opposite.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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@acoustic pilot you might know more than this from your time in SK and the culture there, but iirc its pretty taboo to even bring up a lot of pre-WW2 Japan in their culture isnt it?

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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so porn

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:24 PM

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It goes too far lol

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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let's talk about that

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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@woven otter pp up

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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2

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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pp?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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@upper flicker I wouldn't say taboo, but there are still generations of South Koreans who absolutely detest Japan, and relations have actually been getting worse with the whole "comfort women" situation lately.

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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@acoustic pilot it really doesn't ¯_(ツ)_/¯

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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@acoustic pilot I meant Japanese culture, not SK my bad

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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2

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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the only issue was that video games weren't offcicially recognised as art and no publisher wanted to test out the waters

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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korea and japan are not bffs

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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leaf can you fuck off for ten minutes

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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2?

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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"hey ur asian do u know bout these other asians"

woven otter Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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3?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:25 PM

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Most of East Asia hates Japan.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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with good reason

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I dont even know if he's asian

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Taiwan, China, South Korea, Philippines etc

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I just remember he spent time in SK

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I'm half Korean yeah

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And half white

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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I mean japan outright denies some of the shit they did

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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so he likely has a better clue of that shit than I do

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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which is an interesting approach...

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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simmer down tumblrina

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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😦

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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Things can probably get better when Abe is out of office.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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when's that?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:26 PM

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But the problem is really in Japanese culture.

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Japanese are too nationalistic, which is good and bad.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:27 PM

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I mean they were the ones crashing airplanes into ships

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not necessarily of their own volition but still

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:27 PM

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they did a whole lot worse than that in eastern asia

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:27 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o sums it up pretty well

YouTube

bill wurtz

history of japan

http://billwurtz.com patreon: http://patreon.com/billwurtz spotify: https://play.spotify.com/artist/78cT0dM5Ivm722EP2sgfDh itunes: http://itunes.apple.com/us...

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(phoenix616) history of japan - length 9m - 1,136,233 likes, 16,791 dislikes (98.5%) - 46,172,282 views - bill wurtz on 2016.02.02

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:27 PM

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oh hey

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that's a good one

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jesus 46mil views

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:28 PM

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hows the multichannels working out

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:28 PM

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I remember watching that at 10k

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:28 PM

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wow, you are such a hipster

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:28 PM

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ikr

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:29 PM

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lol mps voted to delay brexit again

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:29 PM

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surprise surprise

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:29 PM

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3 months 😄

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:29 PM

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I didn't realize Baekje (Korean) religious beliefs were an early introduction of religion to Japan

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:29 PM

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I think after this vote is when things get interesting right

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sort of getting closer to do or die time

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:30 PM

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I wouldn't be surprised if they're still voting on it in 2080

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:30 PM

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don't think the EU will allow for an extension quite that long

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uncertainty ain't good for the markets or something

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:30 PM

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Yeah it'll be up to the EU whether it can be delayed. I think the UK can cancel, but a delay would require EU approval.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:31 PM

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well not or something

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it's fucking my business up as is

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:31 PM

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And there are definitely EU states with a grudge against the UK at this point.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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Honestly, soon enough we'll just start pretending the UK doesn't exist

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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couldn't they just cancel and start leaving again? :thiking:

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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what's the uk?

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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They can take their fucking tea pots and shove them where the sun don't shine

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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what's an UK?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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UK will be ultimately fine, but it'll be in for a rough ride if it does a hard-Brexit >_>

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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tbh they arent going to get a better deal in the EU than they had

vestal jasper Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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City is that a butter knife?
Do you have a license to have that?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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they already had, limited, special treatment

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:32 PM

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oh no it's the bobbies

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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I think a hard Brexit could wipe out the UK's GDP gains for the year and maybe the next.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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SAD

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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wasn't there a lovely estimate of how much brexit already cost the UK which was an astronomical value?

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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isn't the UK parliament just a room full of wide dudes screaming at eachother?

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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They can't go back, many companies already switched their headquarters to other eu countries

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:33 PM

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all clips I've seen just consist of people going "oi!"

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:34 PM

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@gloomy warren As a matter of procedure, the UK has the power to cancel Brexit.

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But they probably won't.

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:34 PM

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@upper flicker I watch a lot of Chinese vloggers and older folks in China are still very anti-Japan

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:34 PM

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How strange

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Apparently people don't like getting invaded

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:34 PM

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tbf china is very anti-anyoneelse

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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Actually. Taiwan is the real China

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China is just fake commies

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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taiwan numba one?

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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I bet they are

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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#TaiwanRealChina

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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the only thing worse than a commie is a fake commie

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:35 PM

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cries in Sweden

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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laughs in Stalin

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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uhm actually the soviet union wasn't real communism

gloomy warren Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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don't laugh - no fun allowed

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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yeah i was just joking

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I don't even know what I said tbh

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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hello this is communism please send me your credit card number

tropic flame Mar 14, 2019, 6:36 PM

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just felt appropriate

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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even fake commies could beat the nazis

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thinksmart

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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Japan did a lot of war crimes level shit in China

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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and by please I mean or else

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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Uhm credit cards are controlled by capitalist white men and we don't approve of them

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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I know, I am seizing the means of credit

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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uhm actually you have guy in your name

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:37 PM

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I am a part of the proletariat

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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so you should stop talking because you are exerting your privilege over me

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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now

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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so you should probably stop that right now

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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I am fighting back as a commune of 1 against capitalism

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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read what Japan did in east asia during and before WWII

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it gets clearer

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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uhm actually you have a lot of privilege you need to check

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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I don't need to know what it is

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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you can't fight capitalism until you check it.

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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I just need to claim that I am it

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:38 PM

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@heady spear I used all my checks on privilege I dont have any left for capitalism

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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uhm actually you have eyes so you are ableist

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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*eye

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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so you should stop that because your privilege is opressive

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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you cant assume my eye count in 2019

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shitlord

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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omg guys you're triggering me so much rn

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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uhm 1 eye is more than 2 eyes

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because numbers were invented by white men

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:39 PM

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@upper flicker DID YOU JUST ASSUME THE QUANTITY OF PEOPLE YOU REPRESENT

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DON'T USE "ME" SHITLORD

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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@void void go to google, find the wikipedia page

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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uhm stop shouting

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this is a safe space

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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no

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there's only one safe space here

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and its for cat pics

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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stop mansrgumenting

cosmic gorge Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sXQkXXBqj_U

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heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:40 PM

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only women and aquagendered people can argue

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so you should stop that right now

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:41 PM

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mfw people actually stop

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cant start listening to city now, thats a dangerous amount of power to give

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:41 PM

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They realized that they are all alt right nazis

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and that they need to unlearn their behaviour

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:43 PM

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@void void Japan basically conquered east asia, and they did some horrific stuff while they were there

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peepoJuice

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:43 PM

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The usual rape and pillage times 10.

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:43 PM

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Japan conquered everything and everyone

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for hundreds of years

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What's new?

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:44 PM

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Forced all their subjects to forsake their native languages and writings and speak and write only in Japanese, etc

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:44 PM

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they also forced local women into prostitution lol

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:45 PM

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Yup, called them "comfort women"

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:45 PM

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Just like every other colonial power ever

acoustic pilot Mar 14, 2019, 6:45 PM

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It's a big controversy right now with Japan and South Korea.

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comfort_women

Comfort women

Comfort women were women and girls forced into sexual slavery by the Imperial Japanese Army in occupied territories before and during World War II. Controversy over and protest against the term remain, especially from surviving women and the nations from which they were taken...

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:45 PM

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oh that's what comfort women was

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jfc the japanese

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:45 PM

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I forgot my generation doesnt like to read

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there's probably youtube videos

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:46 PM

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boop is 5

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:46 PM

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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nanjing_Massacre

The massacre occurred over a period of six weeks starting on December 13, 1937, the day that the Japanese captured Nanjing. During this period, soldiers of the Imperial Japanese Army murdered Chinese civilians and disarmed combatants who numbered an estimated 40,000 to over 300,000,[7][8] and perpetrated widespread rape and looting

Nanjing Massacre

The Nanjing Massacre, or Rape of Nanjing, was an episode of mass murder and mass rape committed by Japanese troops against the residents of Nanjing (Nanking), then the capital of the Republic of China, during the Second Sino-Japanese War. In the Postal romanization system use...

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:46 PM

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reading faster

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youtube big time

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read little time

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but ok

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:46 PM

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youtube 2,0 speed

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very fast

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:46 PM

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its just massacres like that all over, across many countries, a lot of horrible things

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very bad

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no good

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many upset

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:47 PM

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https://trib.al/etMEfRF

Global News

Adam Frisk

Australian man survives bow-and-arrow attack by using cellphone as...

An Australian man used his cellphone as a shield during an alleged bow-and-arrow attack, with the arrow piercing through his mobile device.

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fucking australia

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:47 PM

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What country didn't massacre people?

static badge Mar 14, 2019, 6:47 PM

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bow an arrow attack mfw

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:47 PM

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belgium raises hand wait we massacred congo lol

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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there's killing enemy soldiers, and then there's killing unarmed people and raping everyone in sight

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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A bow is a very good weapon? lol

gloomy sphinx Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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bow control!!!!

heady spear Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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Once again, what country doesn't have a history of pillaging? 😛

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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im pretty sure they're already considered a weapon

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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its not a history of pillaging

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its a history of brutality and pillaging in the last 100 years

wind mauve Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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.taco @upper flicker

limber knotBOT Mar 14, 2019, 6:48 PM

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gives @upper flicker a spicy taco

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(DiscordBot) I can't give a taco to that user.

upper flicker Mar 14, 2019, 6:49 PM

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its the recentness that makes it so notable

stiff yarrow Mar 14, 2019, 6:49 PM

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yeah

worn ember Mar 14, 2019, 6:49 PM

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countries didnt exist in the time of pillaging and castles