#Apple event

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manic sedge
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@trim flare

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Thank you

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I love Steve Ballmer

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Windows 11 is great

manic sedge
tough grail
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I love this company!!!!111 😮

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manic sedge
manic sedge
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God damnit

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Interesting naming is the m1 pro and m1 max

manic sedge
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This in 20 mins time?

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Yes

tough grail
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Since I read osnews.com, I don't think the same about Apple. Let's see if they release M2 and make an official Linux port

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I am curious if it will continue to be m1 or m2

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or if it will still be a14 based or a15 based

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All I know is the new products will be expensive

manic sedge
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M1x

narrow yoke
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yay its here

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If its A15

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Holy FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK this is gonna be nuts

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Im talking 3070 DESKTOP like performance for the GPU

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This is gonna be wild

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I mean honestly the m1 is so impressive the only real gains are screen size and max memory

narrow yoke
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Hahhaa

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MOAR POWER

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I'm curious what the performance will look like

narrow yoke
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Same though

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The M1 was so insanely impressive

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The 14" and 16" may very well be $2000 and $3000 though

narrow yoke
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Imagine adding in all the cores and what not

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Id e surprised if its 3k for 512GB SSD and 16GB of RAM

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That would be quite shocking tbh

trim flare
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Global chip shortage with a lot of features added

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it's not going to be cheap

narrow yoke
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Hahaha yeah it certainly wont be

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Im personally betting the 16 inch will remain the same price

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OR see at most a 100$ price hike

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At the base that is

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I hope you're right

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I have my doubts

narrow yoke
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I hope I am too

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For my wallets sake XD

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I hope they have 3 display support

narrow yoke
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Oh god same

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That's the most shit think about the air, it went from three displays to 2

narrow yoke
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I only need two, but yeah I really hope they get 2+ anyway

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which is pretty underwhelming

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The honest question though is, what workloads need more are 16gb of ram

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Like I get the keep everything open workloads

tough grail
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but what video editting and what

narrow yoke
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So

narrow yoke
trim flare
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either or

narrow yoke
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Because current workloads on the M1 see benefit from 16GB of Ram

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but the differences arent huge

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The other thing I wonder, if apple will use ddr5 ram or not

narrow yoke
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Yep same

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I'm not saying I don't understand the need for it, I'm saying I want to see the numbers and that data

hexed sage
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What are they showing off today?

narrow yoke
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Probably laptops

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m1x mac mini

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and potentially air pods?

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Rumored macbook pro 14" and 16"

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maybe a mac mini pro

narrow yoke
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Im super excited

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But my word Im worried about those notch rumors

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😦

tough grail
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How expensive Apple hardware is, they should at least go into monster mode. 128gb RAM, 10TB SSDs. 32 huge ARM cores with astronomical cache, supercomputer grade GPU.

If they want to be expensive, be EXPENSIVE. Just like sports cars 😛

narrow yoke
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Wheres lavits and steg? 😦

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Its not an apple even without em

tough grail
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I'm interested Apple moves the ARM market forward, Who owns ARM now?

narrow yoke
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Acorn or someting

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Right?

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narrow yoke
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10 MINUTES!

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HODL

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https://forums.macrumors.com/threads/new-macbook-pro-features-breakdown-everything-rumors-say-we-can-expect.2316916/

MacRumors Forums
New MacBook Pro Features Breakdown: Everything Rumors Say We Can Ex...

With Apple's redesigned MacBook Pro believed to be just days away from being announced at Apple's "Unleashed" event, we have compiled all of the coherent rumors from our news coverage to build a full picture of the features and upgrades coming to the company's highly-anticipated new laptops...

eager hearth
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POG

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I am ready

narrow yoke
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POOOG

eager hearth
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This music

narrow yoke
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This music is hype though

eager hearth
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DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DR DROP THE BASS

narrow yoke
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This is the type of shit I listen to lol

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Biggest worries: The notch, price increases

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If the notch isn't that bad and the price doesn't increase, im gonna be a happy boi

static latch
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I would love to know the advantages of using the prescribed apple devices to watch a stream

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I just love the people shit talking apple that have no problem spending like $1200 on a 3080ti

eager hearth
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new song pog

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i am ready

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TIMMAY LET'S GO

narrow yoke
eager hearth
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POG

narrow yoke
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Wait actual question

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The 3080Ti is out?

upbeat vale
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Are we hype?

narrow yoke
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STEG

upbeat vale
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I certainly hope we are hype

narrow yoke
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WHERES LAVINS

eager hearth
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wtf theyre late

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omg

narrow yoke
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👀 is that the 14 inch?

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lol

upbeat vale
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an iPod HiFI

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this is some deepdiving into old hardware

narrow yoke
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Ok well that was uh

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Interesting

eager hearth
narrow yoke
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GOOD MORNING

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I want an apple event where it's just woz shitposting

eager hearth
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am i behind

narrow yoke
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WHAT IF LOGIC ON THE IPAD?

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is this the fucking airpods 3?

narrow yoke
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probably

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LOL

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omg here it comes

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usb c on them when?

narrow yoke
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airpods 3 lmaoo

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its coming

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lol homepod mini

fallow star
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I think this stream is running on google cloud

eager hearth
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isn't that what apple uses?

narrow yoke
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Siri finally gains the ability to play playlists lol

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Tim can you play my favorite artist "Rick Astley"

narrow yoke
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LOL

eager hearth
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wtf

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wtf is this

wise plaza
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time to return in like 2 hours to see what has happened

eager hearth
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🤔

narrow yoke
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Why do I need to pay for this???????????????

eager hearth
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Why

narrow yoke
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??????????????????????????????????????

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Wtf was that lmao

trim flare
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what a legendary shitpost

eager hearth
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yes

narrow yoke
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This could have been an email

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What the fuck was that?

static latch
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This is like watching something from the onion

upbeat vale
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That was an odd thing

hexed sage
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what happened?

midnight willow
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Did Apple just pricegate voice assistant functionality?

eager hearth
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pog

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homepod mini

static latch
narrow yoke
static latch
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Basically

midnight willow
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LOL

trim flare
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These sets are crazy

hexed sage
midnight willow
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Not only is Siri shit, they're gonna charge you for using it too.

spice pier
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is apple going to invent the 17.3in laptop today?

eager hearth
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is that a real house or a video

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🤔

spice pier
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cant wait so hype

wise plaza
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is it $5 for the ui now

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God I knew I would have to sit through like 30 minutes of boring shit

narrow yoke
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Oh neat

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colored minis

hexed sage
narrow yoke
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The real question is

wise plaza
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so voice is 4.99, add 5 and u get the gui?

narrow yoke
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Do they sound better?

upbeat vale
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static latch
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This is a lot of screen time to tell me there's more colors

narrow yoke
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LMAO

upbeat vale
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New cheap plan for Siri only.

eager hearth
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pog

upbeat vale
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Which is.. odd?

eager hearth
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New colors

hexed sage
wise plaza
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fun

midnight willow
upbeat vale
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Yes, I know.

midnight willow
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Wait now I'm even more confused.

hexed sage
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When has voice only commands EVER worked.

midnight willow
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Isn't regular Apple Music $5?

narrow yoke
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10

wise plaza
midnight willow
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oooo

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Who the fuck uses the homepod mini

upbeat vale
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The student plan is $5, I think

hexed sage
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Wait so you can only listen to music on your phone with Apple Music if you talk to Siri?

eager hearth
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ye

hexed sage
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The fuck

upbeat vale
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Thats what it sounded like, yes

eager hearth
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only $5

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Google has a much better assistant

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so does Jeff

eager hearth
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best price

upbeat vale
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They really love that house set they built

narrow yoke
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Nah you can listen to music without the plan

hexed sage
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And what if you listen to foreign artists with non-english song names.

narrow yoke
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The difference is that siri will do everything for you

midnight willow
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So $5 and all you get is dealing with Siri for navigation. Huh...

narrow yoke
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Which is so dumb

narrow yoke
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I wonder if Tim realized he could go inside the building

narrow yoke
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AIRPODS

midnight willow
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Apple is really trying to diversify these services.

wise plaza
eager hearth
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POG

wise plaza
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this is sexc tho

upbeat vale
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I like the Mini colours

hexed sage
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looks nice

narrow yoke
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I like the blue mini

hexed sage
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fits in much better

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I wonder how much all these people make

eager hearth
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until now

narrow yoke
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4 figures and up

narrow yoke
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Sooooooooo spatial audio on airpods 3?

wise plaza
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doesnt that already

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exist

hexed sage
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Oh my god the compression on that segment was awful

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just looked like a bunch of pixels

narrow yoke
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So now its on the regular ones

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3rd gen airpods confirmed boys

eager hearth
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POG

summer pike
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I'm waiting for 2nd gen APPs

eager hearth
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omg they're so short

hexed sage
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I don't get why spatial audio is so popular... won't it ruin immersion by the fact that now your own body position affects how you hear the content?

brittle mango
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WHAT ARE THE NEW AIRPODS TF

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"Just when you thought ewaste wasn't a problem, throw that old shit away, this is new stuff"

eager hearth
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wow

hexed sage
narrow yoke
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I wonder how good they sound

brittle mango
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it looks like they mixed pros and the originals

narrow yoke
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^

summer pike
narrow yoke
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They look good imo

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Sweat and water resistant pog

spice pier
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tf is 8d audio

summer pike
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And it's just really shitty VSS

hexed sage
upbeat vale
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Spatial audio is really cool

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It sound quite unlike anything else

hexed sage
summer pike
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I think it adds to some songs but I generally have it off cause it sounds like ass

eager hearth
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ok so what's the price

spice pier
narrow yoke
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Jesus

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The airpods 3 are basically the pros now

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LOL

hexed sage
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AdaptiveEQ = Bass boost the shit out of everything

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thanks

brittle mango
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i got the airpods 2 less then 2 months ago. im stupid

narrow yoke
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F

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They used nat's iphone for this

eager hearth
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yes kerbi

spice pier
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everyone could always use more bass

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apple logic ^

narrow yoke
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6 hours pog

eager hearth
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6 hours

brittle mango
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should've kept waiting

narrow yoke
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what were the originals?

eager hearth
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Idk but my galaxy buds+ are 11 hours

summer pike
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I'll prob get a pair when discounts start happening for working out

narrow yoke
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Oh oof

hexed sage
narrow yoke
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That is a sleep

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Hi dreamscape

eager hearth
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without

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buds only

summer pike
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,bob

plush lotusBOT
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Hi cdbob waveboi

narrow yoke
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180$

upbeat vale
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magsafe magnets, woo.

narrow yoke
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Good or bad?

upbeat vale
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Wish my Pros had that

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Is it too late to buy a 16" i9 macbook pro?

brittle mango
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personal engraving.

instantly ruin the value if you ever want to sell anything apple

narrow yoke
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LOL

summer pike
narrow yoke
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MAC

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OH HERE WE GO

eager hearth
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MAC

narrow yoke
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OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

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Jesus Tim is really lost today, Tim the building is that way

eager hearth
narrow yoke
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BUCKLE IN BOYS

frosty wave
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"deliver sounds straight to your ears"... Did the old ones deliver sounds to your nose first????

spice pier
narrow yoke
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APPLE SILICON

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HERE WE FUCKING GOOOOO

eager hearth
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only 15 minutes of pregaming

fallow star
upbeat vale
brittle mango
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m2? m1 pro?

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Aka the macbook air went from shit to great

narrow yoke
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^

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LOL

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POG

eager hearth
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POG

narrow yoke
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HEEERREEEE GOOOOOOOO

brittle mango
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ok so they're adding it to iphone

narrow yoke
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PRO USERS

brittle mango
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AIJSDFKSDJFHSD

trim flare
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I wonder how much he makes

hexed sage
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iphone already uses "Apple Silicon" @brittle mango

brittle mango
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o

upbeat vale
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Those transitions are just soooo good

eager hearth
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I wonder how accurate the rumors will be

narrow yoke
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HERE WE GOOOOO

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HYPE

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POG

brittle mango
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I KNEW IT

eager hearth
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POG

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The naming was right

brittle mango
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I FUCKING KNEW IT

upbeat vale
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here we go bois

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M1, M1 Pro, M1 Max

hexed sage
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M1 PRO vs M1X like rumored I guess

narrow yoke
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Yeah but is the pro the 16?

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and the max is the 32?

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hexed sage
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16 bit cpu sleepepe

brittle mango
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I wondert how much this guy makes

upbeat vale
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look at those racks of Mac Pros

narrow yoke
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lmao @trim flare

upbeat vale
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loads of them

hexed sage
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i bet they still designed these chips on Windows hidethepain

narrow yoke
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Here we go

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brittle mango
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we all know how the m1 chip works

narrow yoke
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LOL

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So

brittle mango
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the m1 has been out for like 2 years

narrow yoke
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no more dedicated GPU

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Confirmed

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Hashrates for the M1 Pro when

eager hearth
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o fuck

narrow yoke
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Wild

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fast DR?

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faster*

trim flare
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faster?

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like ddr5?

narrow yoke
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32GB of RAM also

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thats kinda sad

eager hearth
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POG

hexed sage
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200GB/s mem bandwidth

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nice

narrow yoke
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Sounds like DDR5

hexed sage
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32GB

trim flare
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Jesus christ

narrow yoke
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There we go

hexed sage
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Did he say 5nm?

upbeat vale
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that is lots of bandwidth

narrow yoke
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POG

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jesus

brittle mango
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tbh i would make the m1 chip transistor map my background

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it looks cool

upbeat vale
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32GB max is... not great.

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16!

eager hearth
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mfw 70% faster than M1

hexed sage
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10 core CPU in big.little

narrow yoke
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There you go

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and this isn't even the highest end one

narrow yoke
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double performance in GPU

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holy fucking shit lmaoo

trim flare
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there is still the m1 max

brittle mango
upbeat vale
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8.2.16 rumours were bang on

eager hearth
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mfw prores harware encoder

narrow yoke
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JESUS

hexed sage
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LUL PRORES

narrow yoke
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lol

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MULTIPLE DISPLAYS

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HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

trim flare
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Fuck off

eager hearth
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mfw multi diplays

hexed sage
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ah finally more I/O

narrow yoke
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OH MY GOD

brittle mango
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YOOOO MULTIPLE DISPLAYS

narrow yoke
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ITS 2 DISPLAYS LOL

brittle mango
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TWO
ADKIL:FSDKLFJFd

eager hearth
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2 externals

trim flare
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i/o is a fucking pro feature

brittle mango
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NO FUCKING WAY

eager hearth
narrow yoke
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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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m1 max

eager hearth
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YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

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LFG

narrow yoke
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HERE WE GOOOO M1 MAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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See

hexed sage
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god these transistions

brittle mango
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YOOO

trim flare
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rumors were right

narrow yoke
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

upbeat vale
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oooh baby

brittle mango
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WTF YOU WERENT JOKING

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I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUCKING JOKE

narrow yoke
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400gb/s

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jesus

trim flare
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This is 3060ti GPU performance

narrow yoke
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DESKTOP

hexed sage
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God "max" sounds like "macs" this is horrible.

narrow yoke
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thats DESKTOP

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LPDRR5

hexed sage
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"I have an M1 Mac" vs "I have an M1MAX"

trim flare
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says right there

narrow yoke
eager hearth
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jesus

spice pier
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so its like a normal gpu

narrow yoke
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LMAO 4 TIMES PERFORMANCE

trim flare
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literally 3060ti performance

hexed sage
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only 10 cores

spice pier
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whats the hype about

narrow yoke
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HOLY FUCKING SHIT HAHAHHAHAHHA

eager hearth
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how much is this gonna cost

brittle mango
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how fast do yall think the cpu is gonna be comparable to?

hexed sage
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But it's got a good GPU in there seems like

brittle mango
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like a i9-9900k?

eager hearth
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$2k minimum?

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I told you this would be expensive

stone mantle
spice pier
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my bet is a 3600

hexed sage
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So this thing is more like an iCPU over an iGPU lul

narrow yoke
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THIS IS INSANE

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LMAO

trim flare
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30 watts!

hexed sage
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30W max

narrow yoke
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INTEL HAS LEFT THE CHAT

hexed sage
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bruh

eager hearth
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shit

narrow yoke
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LMAOOOOO

eager hearth
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what laptop

narrow yoke
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HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA

brittle mango
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THE LAST 8 CORE PC LAPTOP CHIP

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NOT EVEN FUCKING AMD OR INTEL

trim flare
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So people buying macs for mining when?

brittle mango
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JUST LATEST ONE

narrow yoke
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INTEL HAS LEFT THE FUCKING CHAT

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO

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30+30

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60W

trim flare
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65 watts total

narrow yoke
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LMAOOOOO

spice pier
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here we can see apple fans in their natural habitat

brittle mango
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IT OUT PERFORMS IT

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WHAT IS FUCKING IT

trim flare
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30 watts cpu,35 watts gpu

eager hearth
narrow yoke
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LMFAO WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

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THIS IS

brittle mango
eager hearth
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Mfw they compared to Intel and not AMD

narrow yoke
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HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

brittle mango
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I HAVE A R5 3600

eager hearth
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Core i7-11800H 8 Core

stone mantle
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what cpu are they using

brittle mango
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COMBINED

narrow yoke
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Holy shit

stone mantle
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oh lmfao intel graphics are shit why are they comparing it to that

eager hearth
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a11m-220

narrow yoke
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Oh dear god

trim flare
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This is going to literally destroy everything that isn't 3070 and up for a desktop

hexed sage
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They also compared to discrete graphics, but yes everyone knows Apple comparisons are shit, shut up

brittle mango
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SO THEY ADMIT

narrow yoke
hexed sage
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170W is "high end" according to them

brittle mango
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THEY FUCKING ADMIT ITS WORSE

narrow yoke
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There's no reason for me to do windows PC desktops now

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hexed sage
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They said desktop

narrow yoke
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lol

stone mantle
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they said that they looked for the highest end laptop

narrow yoke
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This is INSANE

hexed sage
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Oh must have misheard that then

narrow yoke
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Holy fuck

trim flare
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This is going to be so expensive

brittle mango
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I MEAN ATLEAST 4 IS COMPARABLE TO MY CARD

hexed sage
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Last time they made comparisons like this they weren't that far off.

narrow yoke
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Given how insane GPU prices are

eager hearth
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It's all Intel laptops compared to

narrow yoke
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CRAIGH

eager hearth
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rip AMD

trim flare
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like $4000-$5000 for the m1 max

upbeat vale
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Yes please

brittle mango
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WHERE IS TIM APPLE

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I wonder how much craig makes

stone mantle
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its gonna be so expensive LMFAO

narrow yoke
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This guy FUCKS

trim flare
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look how many buttons are undone

spice pier
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57bn transistors huh

trim flare
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I how much expensive his house is

brittle mango
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"pro app workload data"

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just pro app

narrow yoke
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WINDOWS LAPTOPS IN SHAMBLES

brittle mango
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no app s told

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just pro app

stone mantle
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ryzen probably destroys these chips though

hexed sage
narrow yoke
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highly unlikely tbh

hexed sage
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M1 base already matches a 3700X in single threaded performance at a fraction of the power

narrow yoke
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The M1 could already compete with some ryzen laptops

trim flare
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No body else gets to say to TSMC, we want your entire latest gen node

upbeat vale
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the Apple phone SoCs can compete with most Ryzen parts

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This won't be close

narrow yoke
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Yeah

trim flare
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I think the A15 is as fast as the 5950x

narrow yoke
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The entire windows market is in shambles now

trim flare
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as in it doesn't lose at all

stone mantle
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no average person is gonna be able to buy laptops with these chips

trim flare
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these are pro products

brittle mango
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where is the m1 pro max :🤨

narrow yoke
trim flare
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normal people buy the macbook air

upbeat vale
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Show us the laptops Criag

stone mantle
narrow yoke
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Oh this is pog

trim flare
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neat

stone mantle
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damn they added streaming to phones and ipads

narrow yoke
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As if final cut wasnt already insanely good

brittle mango
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show us the laptops

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hexed sage
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IT'S THE CRAIG

narrow yoke
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The biggest thing

stone mantle
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craig.

brittle mango
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THE FUCKING CRAIG

narrow yoke
#

Guys this is huge

#

Like holy shit lol.

#

Windows is gonna have to switch to ARM

hexed sage
#

I mean they already are

stone mantle
#

havent some windows laptops already switched to arm

trim flare
#

I wonder how much these devs make

upbeat vale
#

Ah yes, the coffee break section of the keynote.

hexed sage
#

the issue is there's no mainstream high performance ARM chips available.

narrow yoke
#

Yeah

trim flare
narrow yoke
#

But the MOMENT windows gets something like rosetta for windows

trim flare
#

that product is tegra

narrow yoke
#

Windows is done

hexed sage
#

"mainstream" and "available" are the key words @trim flare

narrow yoke
#

and Windows HAS to play ball

hexed sage
#

Tegra isn't really high performance either

narrow yoke
#

Because x86 cant compete now

hexed sage
#

Like Amazon and google have their own ARM chips for their servers.

fringe kelp
hexed sage
#

But you can't buy em and they won't work in desktop PCs

stone mantle
#

wasnt there a rumour that microsoft and amd was working on an ARM chip

brittle mango
#

i love how they dont have a scroll bar

#

you cant go backward to see something

hexed sage
#

@stone mantle AMD and Intel have already made ARM chips in the past, none high performance.

brittle mango
#

on their website

stone mantle
narrow yoke
#

I see a scroll bar on mine

stone mantle
#

a new one

trim flare
#

What the fuck does this have to do with star trek?

tight hearth
narrow yoke
eager hearth
#

woah

narrow yoke
#

Get on board now or be left behind

stone mantle
#

RDNA 2 thooo

brittle mango
#

CRAIGGGG

#

HI CRAIGGGG

hexed sage
#

@stone mantle But yes, anyone with half a brain could predict they are working on ARM chips. It's quite obvious that the would have to if they don't want to fall behind.

trim flare
#

Hi dx

hexed sage
#

hi bob

brittle mango
narrow yoke
#

CRAIG

#

SHOW US THE LAPTOPS

#

😦

spice pier
#

on any other piece of hardware

#

sure

narrow yoke
#

WHAT ARE THEY GOING IN?

#

OH

#

HERE

#

WE

#

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

brittle mango
#

SHOW THE FUCKING LAPTOP

upbeat vale
trim flare
#

notch time

narrow yoke
#

theres the mag safe

eager hearth
#

MAGSAFE

narrow yoke
#

LOL

tight hearth
#

trolled

upbeat vale
#

Those are some big dies

narrow yoke
#

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

upbeat vale
#

ohshit magsafe

narrow yoke
#

MAGSAFE IS OFFICIALLY BACK

trim flare
#

god I fucking hate macsafe

brittle mango
#

ARE WE GETTING THE MAGSAFE CONNECTOR FROM 5 YEARS AGO

eager hearth
#

H D M I

upbeat vale
#

SD

#

HDMI!

brittle mango
#

OH MY FUCKING GOD

#

WE ARE GETTING HDMI

narrow yoke
#

oh my god

brittle mango
#

THE MOST BASIC CONNECTOR

narrow yoke
#

the fucking notch is real

trim flare
#

god damnit the stupid ports are back

upbeat vale
#

NO FUCKING TOUCHBAR

narrow yoke
#

OH MY GODLMAO

stone mantle
#

holy shit it has more than 4 ports

brittle mango
#

NOO

#

ASDKL:SDFJ:KJDF

#

NO FUCKING WAY

trim flare
#

IT DOES HAVE THE NOTCH

stone mantle
#

LETS GOOOO

eager hearth
#

POG

stone mantle
#

MAGSAFEEEE

upbeat vale
#

notch!

trim flare
narrow yoke
#

THE NOTCH IS FUCKING REAL

brittle mango
#

IM GONNA START CRYING

narrow yoke
#

LMAOOOOOOOO

upbeat vale
#

notch alert! 🚨

eager hearth
#

SD CARD IS BACK

stone mantle
#

IT HAS MORE THAN 3 PORTS HOLY FUCKING SHIT

eager hearth
#

Also they're not hiding the notch yet

#

🤔

midnight willow
#

Holy shit that leak was real

narrow yoke
#

But those bezels though

stone mantle
#

ALSO WTF IS THAT NOTCH

brittle mango
trim flare
#

Wow that is thick

midnight willow
#

They gave it a notch LOL

fringe kelp
#

eww

wise plaza
#

what i miss bro

stone mantle
#

WHY

tight hearth
#

LETS GOOO NOTCHES ON LAPTOPS

stone mantle
#

what the hell is that notch

fringe kelp
eager hearth
#

50% more air than what

#

🤔

spice pier
#

lays chips

trim flare
hexed sage
wise plaza
#

wait hold on

tight hearth
#

smh adds hdmi but not displayport

brittle mango
#

ATLEAST DO LIKE AN UNDER DISPLAY CAMERA

wise plaza
#

phone hdmi?

trim flare
#

these are super thick

stone mantle
#

that notch better have 50 cameras and 2 sensors

narrow yoke
#

Im really hoping

brittle mango
#

NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE CAMERA

spice pier
#

6cell bat

#

thats interesting

hexed sage
#

@tight hearth HDMI better for laptops in most cases because you use them to give presentations and nearly every TV or Projector has HDMI not DP

spice pier
#

charging is going to be fast

trim flare
#

why is there a fucking hdmi port

eager hearth
#

tbh that screen is thicc

stone mantle
trim flare
#

AKA THE TOUCHBAR WAS SHIT

eager hearth
#

mfw black background

tight hearth
narrow yoke
#

Oh my god that black keyboard thing leak was real

#

NO MORE TOUCH BARD

#

LOL

fringe kelp
#

function keys poggers poggers poggers poggers poggers

brittle mango
#

:OOOOOO

eager hearth
#

What a weird inset

brittle mango
#

BASIC FUCKING KEYBOARD

upbeat vale
#

PHYSICAL KEYS

brittle mango
#

EASY TO UNDERSTAND

spice pier
#

no it hasnt

upbeat vale
#

hot damn

hexed sage
#

PHYSICAL KEYS ARE AN INNOVATION

#

TACTILE FEEL

narrow yoke
#

Oh my FUCKING GOD LOL

tight hearth
#

OH NOO

narrow yoke
#

LMFAOOOO HDMI

hexed sage
#

IT'S ALMOST LIKE TOUCHIFYING EVERYTHING IS SHIT

trim flare
#

God damnit

tight hearth
#

APPLE WHY

stone mantle
#

buhuuuu same keys as the magic keyboard

narrow yoke
#

HOLY SHIT LOL

spice pier
#

rgb keyboard

trim flare
#

why is there a slot just for photographers

brittle mango
narrow yoke
#

MAG SAFE YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

#

OH MY GOOOOODDDDDDDDD

upbeat vale
#

headphones on the left

fringe kelp
#

nooo

brittle mango
#

MAGSAFE 3

upbeat vale
#

finally

stone mantle
#

holy shit they added ports

brittle mango
#

DSTOP CHANGING IT

spice pier
#

finger feel good keyboard

upbeat vale
#

FUCKING FINALLY APPLE

trim flare
#

lol it will still have the same problems, no strain relief

#

WHY APPLE

eager hearth
#

Omg

narrow yoke
#

THREE

trim flare
#

WHY NO STRAIN RELIEF

stone mantle
#

SD CARDS LMFAO

eager hearth
#

YAAAAAAAAAS

narrow yoke
#

THREE DISPLAYS

hexed sage
#

STRAIN RELIEF IS FOR SUCKERS @trim flare

eager hearth
#

4

#

O FUCK

narrow yoke
#

ITS FINALLY HERE

tight hearth
#

new dac?

#

neat

stone mantle
#

MAGSAFE LETS FUCKING GOOO

brittle mango
#

WHAT HeADPHONES THO

#

SAY THE OHMS

#

SAY THE SPECS

hexed sage
#

"most advanced connectivity ever" lol

narrow yoke
#

PROMOTION???????

brittle mango
#

LEGIT

narrow yoke
#

WE GETTING IT BOYS?

eager hearth
#

Miniled?

hexed sage
#

@brittle mango nobody cares, fr

eager hearth
#

PLS

#

mommy pls

spice pier
#

thats like a normal laptop

narrow yoke
#

ARE WE GETTING PROMOTION??

tight hearth
#

thats a lotta pixels

brittle mango
#

MADE THE BEZELS WORSE

#

AKJDSJSDJASDJ

spice pier
#

8gigashits display!!

stone mantle
#

"breathtaking display"

narrow yoke
#

OHHHHH OK

stone mantle
#

meanwhile: notch

narrow yoke
#

Honestly

#

Thats notch is fine now

#

Seeing it that way

#

Its meh

trim flare
#

of course it looks great in dark mode, it hides the fucking notch

stone mantle
#

jesus christ it looks so weird

eager hearth
#

mfw

stone mantle
#

why is it so big, its just 1 camera

hexed sage
#

i mean most interfaces have nothing where the notch is except for the browser

brittle mango
#

it looks great in dark mode, especially because you cant see it!

narrow yoke
#

SOOOO PROMOTION???

spice pier
#

underscreen cameras are a thing

#

lmao

narrow yoke
#

PLEASE?

worthy violet
#

they literally said in dark mode

stone mantle
#

why is the notch so fucking big, its literally just 1 camera

fringe kelp
#

notch is just eating up space and asking for format issues

narrow yoke
#

PROMOTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

trim flare
#

these resolutions are so weird

#

OMG

brittle mango
#

PRO M OTION

spice pier
#

16.2IN vs 16.1IN

trim flare
#

120 hz

narrow yoke
#

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

brittle mango
#

120HZ BASIC MONITOR

static latch
#

have they give a res yet?

upbeat vale
#

uuuuurgh

spice pier
#

thats stupid

worthy violet
#

And the screen still isn't actually 4K

spice pier
#

yes

static latch
#

Like, is it 3:2?

hexed sage
brittle mango
trim flare
#

is this going to expensive

narrow yoke
#

PROMOTION FUCKING YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

upbeat vale
#

I have never wanted a laptop so much

worthy violet
#

120HZ!

stone mantle
trim flare
#

HDR when

worthy violet
#

finally

spice pier
#

60hz

#

lol

trim flare
#

jesus

spice pier
#

what

trim flare
#

this is going to be expensive

worthy violet
#

it's 120

hexed sage
#

Watch the refresh rate only support scrolling in official mac apps like the ihphone kek

eager hearth
#

sleepepe no miniled

narrow yoke
#

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

eager hearth
#

Wait

#

IT'S MINILED

stone mantle
#

watch this be like 5000$

eager hearth
#

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS

trim flare
#

wow

spice pier
#

10bit color

#

huh

narrow yoke
#

HOLY FUCK THIS IS AMAZING

trim flare
#

this is going to be expensive

hexed sage
#

This is going to be insanely expensive

eager hearth
#

$2999

worthy violet
#

MINI LED!

narrow yoke
#

IMAGINE

stone mantle
hexed sage
#

I bet $3500 for the top end

brittle mango
#

is this just a mac event?

spice pier
#

$3,500

narrow yoke
#

IF THEY DONT INCREASE THE PRICE

#

LOL

trim flare
brittle mango
#

im actually not sure is this just mac?

trim flare
#

I bet $5000 on the 16"

tight hearth
#

they showed airpods

stone mantle
#

that screen is going to break

narrow yoke
#

WINDOWS LAPTOPS IN FUCKING SHAMBLES

worthy violet
#

nah, 2.5 grand for 16

fringe kelp
worthy violet
#

maybe

brittle mango
eager hearth
#

I bet $4500 top for 14, 6000 top for 16

trim flare
#

I wonder how much a screen replacement is

stone mantle
#

that screen looks very weak

worthy violet
#

1000 nits

narrow yoke
#

Yeah, 2,400-2,500 for 16 inch

eager hearth
#

thank you mommy

narrow yoke
#

Calling it now

manic sedge
#

That's going to be fragile as fuck

trim flare
#

where is no way this will be cheap

brittle mango
spice pier
tight hearth
#

thats a bright screen

worthy violet
hexed sage
#

I mean apple screens are typically pretty sturdy

fringe kelp
#

imagine replacing a component in this device

trim flare
#

look how young this guy is

brittle mango
#

DONT FUCKING DO TREVOR LIKE THAT

trim flare
#

he must make a lot of money

worthy violet
#

ah, HDR

narrow yoke
#

1080p WEBCAM

#

LMAOOOOO

stone mantle
eager hearth
#

1080p sleepepe

manic sedge
narrow yoke
#

FINALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYY

brittle mango
#

YOU GAVE HIM SUCH A SHIT TRANSITION

static latch
brittle mango
#

JUSTICE FOR MY BOY TREVOR

hexed sage
spice pier
#

thats a claim

trim flare
#

Hi ben

worthy violet
#

doubled?

#

was it 540p

#

seriously

narrow yoke
#

720

#

720x 2 is 1080

static latch
#

"doubled"

#

ight

stone mantle
#

the notch is too bigggg

worthy violet
#

oh

brittle mango
#

studio quality?

upbeat vale
#

notch but no faceid?

narrow yoke
#

Yes

brittle mango
#

im gonna cry

hexed sage
narrow yoke
#

720p x 2 = 1080p

fringe kelp
brittle mango
#

my bird fucking died last night and im gonna cry harder from this

stone mantle
#

1080p "best quality ever"

worthy violet
#

double the pixels (1920x1080)= 2 x (1280x720)

narrow yoke
#

Oh my god

#

The speakers on these were already fucking insane

eager hearth
narrow yoke
#

Windows laptops couldnt even get CLOSE.

worthy violet
#

not as good as my zenbook, or a660

brittle mango
#

LMaoaoaoao

worthy violet
#

nope

trim flare
#

They are thick though

brittle mango
#

JUST THE MULTIMETER SITTING THERE

trim flare
#

so hopefully they don't run loud or hot

hexed sage
tight hearth
#

this is actually embarassing to a lot of windows laptops

brittle mango
#

THATS SO FUCKING STAGED

manic sedge
#

@narrow yoke can we have constructive conversation not just hype?

narrow yoke
worthy violet
#

most people forget that there's software you have to enable to actually make the sound good

narrow yoke
stone mantle
#

@narrow yoke ur shitting on windows way too much

spice pier
worthy violet
#

on zenbooks you use audiowizard

trim flare
#

is a price a performance metric?

#

is a high price high performance?

eager hearth
#

gg intel

midnight willow
tight hearth
narrow yoke
#

Jesus.

stone mantle
#

windows laptops are like 4x more cheaper but a little less slower

eager hearth
#

mfw double a 5600m to 4x a 5600m

#

M F W

worthy violet
hexed sage
#

Ok actual comparison. Someone get some numbers please

unknown.png
eager hearth
trim flare
manic sedge
#

New revision of magsafe is gross

hexed sage
trim flare
eager hearth
#

mfw both work with the m1 max

trim flare
#

JESUS

brittle mango
trim flare
#

they are putting the max in the 14"

#

that is going to be expensive

brittle mango
#

you dont deserve the numbers they dont give it to you /j

narrow yoke
#

Uh

trim flare
#

no wonder it's so thick

narrow yoke
#

four times 40k

#

is 160k

#

what the fuck

worthy violet
#

I regret saying 2.5

eager hearth
#

jesus

#

how many watts is this fucker supposed to be

narrow yoke
#

Oh there we go. 64GB ram?

worthy violet
#

this is gonna be a lot

brittle mango
#

up 64

hexed sage
trim flare
#

in before people mine on these

brittle mango
#

UP TO

stone mantle
#

didnt they say the cooler fans would rarely be used?

narrow yoke
#

So the pro max gets 64GB

eager hearth
spice pier
trim flare
#

I change my mind $6000 for the 14"

spice pier
#

5600M pro roughly equals a 1660 ti mobile

trim flare
#

$9001 for the 16"

narrow yoke
trim flare
#

it's over 9000

worthy violet
#

64GB unified memory, JUST USE INTEGRATED GRAPHICS WITH 128GB RAM

narrow yoke
#

The compute score is 40k there

worthy violet
#

then you have up to 64gb

narrow yoke
#

So multiple that by 4

eager hearth
#

wot

trim flare
#

jesus

hexed sage
trim flare
#

wtf

brittle mango
#

JAW DROPPING?!

eager hearth
#

wtf is the interface

hexed sage
#

NVMe iirc

brittle mango
#

THATS A FUCKING M.2

upbeat vale
#

Spoilers: it isn't

trim flare
#

these the most crazy laptops apple has made in like 25 years

eager hearth
#

it has to be burst via DRAM right?

trim flare
#

like G3 days

narrow yoke
#

This is mobile desktop lol.

brittle mango
#

MY SAMSUNG 870 EVO GETS THAT MUCH

trim flare
spice pier
#

so a normal firecuda 530

narrow yoke
#

This is literally a mobile desktop lol.

spice pier
#

special really

fringe kelp
worthy violet
#

m.2 drives aren't an amazing thing, they're a standard

brittle mango
trim flare
#

this is what 3060ti gpu?

midnight willow
#

PS5 still SSD king ayyanya

eager hearth
#

m f w

worthy violet
midnight willow
#

I don't get the point of the notch

narrow yoke
hexed sage
#

@worthy violet M.2 is just the port, the interface is likely NVMe.

eager hearth
spice pier
midnight willow
#

It's being cropped out in all apps

eager hearth
#

wtf fast charge too

stone mantle
#

yeah id rather have a thicker screen than that damn notch

trim flare
spice pier
worthy violet
stone mantle
spice pier
eager hearth
midnight willow
#

That side profile kinda ugly

trim flare
#

literally this is the best thing to mine on

brittle mango
#

free of arsenic

narrow yoke
trim flare
#

WHAT IS THE HASHRATE PLEASE

narrow yoke
#

Not too keen on the look, but jesus christ this power

brittle mango
#

MONITORS TODAY HAVE ARSENIC?!

hexed sage
# spice pier 4x a 1660 ti mobile

In raw benchmarks most likely, probably because of the on-chip memory. I expect real world performance to be significantly less in the comparison

narrow yoke
#

This is INSANE

brittle mango
#

"this BEAST of a machine"

worthy violet
#

hmm

spice pier
midnight willow
#

The power is def there, but lots of questionable decisions

silk bloom
#

3080-class gpu
yeah no

jade token
#

omg

tight hearth
#

ngl not liking that side profile

jade token
#

aple is crazy

#

like wtf

brittle mango
#

EW WHAT ARE THESE NOISES

jade token
#

64 gigs ssd

#

NOTCH LAPTOP

stone mantle
#

yeah no way this outperforms a 3080

brittle mango
#

i feel gross listening to these noises

silk bloom
#

the notch though, smh

hexed sage
#

Why is Apple the only company that cares about marketing like this

jade token
#

and hdmi and magsafe return

jade token