Apple launch event

[gleaming niche]

So glad I waited and held out

[torpid cape]

Now my macro food photography can be better

[high pond]

No astro-photography mode?

[torpid cape]

[olive quiver]

I really doubt that Apple will have done it better

they just did it later

[limpid basin]

and also better

[still sun]

That would be out of this world

[torpid cape]

Mostly they improve from their own phone, not trying to compete with others

[limpid basin]

Ask @unreal field

[torpid cape]

Except in SoC

[gleaming niche]

I thought astro-mode was already in?

[limpid basin]

HOW DARE

[gleaming niche]

These styles thing are gonna be wildly popular if they actually work

[high pond]

Styles is pretty dope.

[torpid cape]

And it kinda looks like 12 can use it to if Apple wishes for

[limpid basin]

yooooooooooooo

[olive quiver]

doesn't require any ancillary pieces of equipment
literally showing them filming with a cable attached to the iphone

[gleaming niche]

This is all shot on an iphone?

[olive quiver]

alright buddy

[limpid basin]

I tagged Bang energy and they reacted to my story

[gleaming niche]

lmfao

[unreal field]

Ask an Oscar winning director to film a scene with a fucking phone

[olive quiver]

this is funny

[unreal field]

[still sun]

it's only like $1000+

[torpid cape]

Love it when clips like these make people think you can shoot like that with no proper equipments

[limpid basin]

lmao it' sin his contract

[gleaming niche]

Yeah this is kinda yikes, ngl

[olive quiver]

Do iphone still use variable framerate video recording?

[torpid cape]

Nah, why would you do that

[olive quiver]

Cause that being present makes any notion of recording seriously on them laughable

[still sun]

it is impressive how good phone cameras are getting

[olive quiver]

because they did for a very long time

hence me asking if they still do it

[torpid cape]

This

[vague smelt]

You laugh but phone cameras are like stupidly good now

[still sun]

I get their point

[gleaming niche]

I also thought they took that out with the iphone X or something

[torpid cape]

Especially when phones have better telephoto than before

[still sun]

is someone that knows what the fuck they're doing can make use of this

[vague smelt]

My friend has large prints hanging on his wall, taken on his iphone X

[unreal field]

Remember how good these cameras are, now look at built in webcameras on laptops

[still sun]

you can sext on the phone quite well

[olive quiver]

apple's stabilisation is still nothing compared to what samsung has

[limpid basin]

720p STILL

Yikes

[torpid cape]

Biggest kekw ever

[unreal field]

It’s a fucking travesty

[olive quiver]

nobody ever speaks about it but the stabilisation on samsung cameras is incredibly good

[unreal field]

Same company btw

[torpid cape]

On macbook at least it looks decent due to ISP

on some laptop it looks like 2003 camera from a dumb phone

[high pond]

Post focus changing is pretty dope too

[gleaming niche]

PRORES POG

[still sun]

It is steg

[gleaming niche]

No idea what that is lol

[still sun]

I will be back scape

[torpid cape]

What

WHAT THE FUCK

[still sun]

Keep be posted

[torpid cape]

PRORES ON PHONE?????

WHAT

[gleaming niche]

Yeah

4K30

[torpid cape]

TIME TO GET MY SAVINGS READY

[gleaming niche]

I dont know what ProRes is though

[torpid cape]

HOLY FUCK

[unreal field]

@high pond who are these paid actors

[olive quiver]

this keynote is dragging on

too much time spent on fitness

[torpid cape]

ProRes is game changing for post production

[unreal field]

Bapo hired cheerleaders

[kindred tundra]

that poor file size.

[gleaming niche]

Oh yeah?

[limpid basin]

Because it matters to people

I enjoyed it.

[torpid cape]

You get huge file size

[limpid basin]

I appreciate the team that worked on it because I work with them.

[torpid cape]

But much much better bit rate

[kindred tundra]

painful isnt it.

[gleaming niche]

Yay no plastic ❤️

[torpid cape]

And the encoder is much better on your hardware

[high pond]

[limpid basin]

[torpid cape]

Compare to compressed H264 and H265

HOLY FUCK PRORES ON A PHONE

MY BRAIN IS BLOWN

[gleaming niche]

YAY SAME PRICE 😄

[limpid basin]

That's actually insane.

[torpid cape]

THIS IS TRUE PRO FEATURE THERE

[limpid basin]

Usually you see ProRes on something like a $5K black magic camera

[gleaming niche]

Oh wow

[limpid basin]

Soooo seeing it on a phone is an insane feat

[torpid cape]

THIS

[gleaming niche]

yay 1TB option

[kindred tundra]

hate that they dont give battery size information

[vague smelt]

What is ProRes?

[limpid basin]

I used to film with Black Magic and worked in ProRes

It's like a format

you know how there's mkv, avi, etc

[spring sage]

lol, will need the 1TB option with ProRes.

[limpid basin]

MP4

[kindred tundra]

codec basicly with extras

[vague smelt]

What's special about it

[high pond]

oh, 1TB is an additional SKU not a replacement

[torpid cape]

Prores is the format video editors can dream

[olive quiver]

the camera cutout on the 12 pro is hilarious

[kindred tundra]

they would be containers.

[unreal field]

1tb storage

[gleaming niche]

K

[limpid basin]

It's significantly better than LOG

[torpid cape]

1TB is understandable once prores is in equation

[gleaming niche]

Im getting an iphone 13 Pro

lul

[torpid cape]

Log is still compressed

[unreal field]

Is there a difference between 13 Pro and Pro Max?

[torpid cape]

Prores is basically much much less compressed than H264

So much better to edit on

[limpid basin]

I've worked with both and LOGII is a bit better

[gleaming niche]

Other than battery size, it seemed like no

[kindred tundra]

better camerasm bigger battery.

[high pond]

They haven't announced one

[torpid cape]

And it preserves bit rate

[limpid basin]

But yeah compression really ruins the color correction

[torpid cape]

This this THIS

[limpid basin]

It's still available in LOG but definitely nowhere near as agood as ProRes

[vague smelt]

@limpid basin what is cool about the ProRes format?

[kindred tundra]

oh and post capture focus fucking on video

[gleaming niche]

Ok so

[unreal field]

He just listed the price for pro max, so they do a formal announcement later?

[torpid cape]

LOG ON COMPRESSION FILES IS A DISASTER

[gleaming niche]

Is my Sony A6100 obsolete now? D:

[limpid basin]

Imagine it's the "RAW" version of video.

[kindred tundra]

chill with the capslock.

[still sun]

Hi Ben

[vague smelt]

Hot shit

[high pond]

We will find out when the marketting pages go live in about 10 minutes

[torpid cape]

Yeah if you shoot video just buy a 13 pro max

[limpid basin]

We've been doing caps this past hour

[torpid cape]

[limpid basin]

We ain't stoppin'

[spring sage]

It's like shooting in RAW format for photos, has a lot more sensor data allowing a lot more post processing options.

[vague smelt]

CAPS

[torpid cape]

This

[high pond]

but they were banging on about the 12 Pro Max camera last year

[unreal field]

Imagine working behind the scenes on this keynote

[gleaming niche]

I typically do more photography than I do video, but I want to do both

[limpid basin]

lmao what about it

[high pond]

and didn't this year, so there probably aren't significant differences

[kindred tundra]

this is more advertising than tech info year on year.,

[quick flint]

1 tb too little for nowadays we already have 1 Tb micro SD cards, put 2 of them inside to get 2 Tb

[gleaming niche]

That was a really good presentation this year

[torpid cape]

Prores alone

[versed turret]

type C > lightning

[gleaming niche]

Im hype

[torpid cape]

Makes the 13 pro a true pro device

[gleaming niche]

Im really wanting an ipad mini

[limpid basin]

Yes I'm quite excited

[torpid cape]

Not even tour typical mirrorless has it

[olive quiver]

ok goodnight

[limpid basin]

There are days where I wish Ihad brought my DSLR

[torpid cape]

Or it requires external recorder

[limpid basin]

But I didn't want the bulk of it

[torpid cape]

So this is HUGE

[unreal field]

[limpid basin]

This is a decent compromise

[still sun]

What is

[gleaming niche]

mirrorless requires an external recorder for ProRes?

[torpid cape]

Yes

[still sun]

Cameras are only going to get better

[gleaming niche]

Interesting

[torpid cape]

And not even all of them

Only the Nikon Z6 Z7 and Panasonic S series have that

[vague smelt]

What if they get worse because of the Great Calamity

[limpid basin]

@high pond https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-iphone/iphone-13-pro

[torpid cape]

Anything else doesnt

[limpid basin]

$1099 same as last year

[quick flint]

prores is used for? films capturing or photos

[still sun]

We hope not Scape

[torpid cape]

So prores is a big, big deal

[limpid basin]

Film

[torpid cape]

Film

[vague smelt]

Video

[versed turret]

the pixel 6 camera looks promising

[gleaming niche]

in-body prores recording you mean?

[limpid basin]

Begrudgingly, my GF wants one.

[torpid cape]

Nope

External

[gleaming niche]

Ah

[limpid basin]

Real talk? Most of it is actually Google processing.

[torpid cape]

You have to pay 500 bucks more for one cheapest

That can encode prores lmao

[still sun]

SLR cameras have become super niche

[high pond]

Looks like no Pro Max exclusive features

[limpid basin]

I noticed it takes up to 10 seconds for a camera to apply post processing

[high pond]

just a bigger screen and a bigger battery

[quick flint]

okk, so you need good dis[lays to watch these high q videos...

what about 1080p monitors and other low res displays most people have

[vague smelt]

The pixels?

[gleaming niche]

I cant seem to find anything on it, so I'm guessing it's a no, but does the Sony A6100 support ProRes in body?

[vague smelt]

No that's not how that works

[limpid basin]

Yeah,

[torpid cape]

No

[versed turret]

software is half of what goes into a good picture/video now

[limpid basin]

Pretty sure it don't.

Most of the Sonys don't.

LOG and LOGII

[torpid cape]

You are looking at a veru handful of devies only

[vague smelt]

Does it do it in the background or do you have to wait ten seconds before taking another @limpid basin

[still sun]

Sup lavins

[torpid cape]

Only cinema lineup has it

[versed turret]

active image retouching on every single frame of a video is insane

[limpid basin]

Background.

[vague smelt]

Good

[torpid cape]

And those are 5 grand north

[limpid basin]

you can take a slew of photos, and it'll process them in the background for yo

But if you want to review asap

It takes a few

[torpid cape]

This is a 1000 device that and shoot prores and calls

[limpid basin]

The Black Magic Pocket is like $2K

But I used to work on BM Cinema

[torpid cape]

IT'S FUCKING MENTAL

[still sun]

Like it just means people don’t need to buy cameras

[gleaming niche]

So is ProRes better tan LOG and LOGII?

than*

[vague smelt]

It allows for a lot more flexibility for the video editor and color correctors in changing focus, lighting, exposure, color balance, etc

[limpid basin]

Yes

Leaps

[still sun]

When your phone does everything

[torpid cape]

ProRes enable better log files

[gleaming niche]

I dont really edit my photos for color correction too much

Read: Never

[torpid cape]

Because of much less compression

[limpid basin]

ProRes isn't for normies

[gleaming niche]

I just never really need it

[limpid basin]

Realistically, this phone is significantly more advanced than what normal people will use it for

[kindred tundra]

eh, not impressed at all, guess its a wait and see if a note comes out.

[vague smelt]

What is a LOG file in this context?

[limpid basin]

It's just there for camera enthusiasts

[torpid cape]

If you never heard of prores chances are you dont need it

[limpid basin]

Yeah pretty much.

[torpid cape]

It's a color profile to make everything flats to preserve dynamic range while shooting

[vague smelt]

Watch jerkies enable it anyways to be cool

[limpid basin]

Hmmmm 13 Pro Max not on TMobile yet

😦

[limpid basin]

Then have almost no way to edit it

[gleaming niche]

Yeah I was looking at the deals @limpid basin

[vague smelt]

I see

[gleaming niche]

Nothing yet for the 13

[limpid basin]

Sadly yeah

Maybe tomorrow they'll update

[gleaming niche]

10000000% will be getting the 13 if there's a tmobile special for it

[torpid cape]

Isnt premiere and resolve support prores now

[limpid basin]

It took T-Mobile 2-3 days to update to the 12 Pro Max deals

So I'll wait.

[vague smelt]

Online ProRes to MP4 converters free!!!

[gleaming niche]

Ahhh ok

[limpid basin]

Yes tey've been supporting

I was working on ProRes back in 2015 on Premiere

[gleaming niche]

Hell, not even

[vague smelt]

Cs6 too?

[gleaming niche]

Verizon is updated

[limpid basin]

with compression!

[gleaming niche]

LOL

[limpid basin]

yay!

[vague smelt]

Woo!

[limpid basin]

I hate you

[gleaming niche]

Verizon isn't even updated with deals or 13 at all

Seems all the carriers are being slow 😠

[torpid cape]

Nice

[limpid basin]

Yeah

[torpid cape]

ProRes is making way to consumer now

[kindred tundra]

fucking lightning too, cant that die already.

[gleaming niche]

https://i1.wp.com/9to5mac.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/6/2021/09/Screen-Shot-2021-09-14-at-2.01.01-PM.jpg?w=1500&quality=82&strip=all&ssl=1

[vague smelt]

Is the keynote today live or pre recorded?

[gleaming niche]

Oof ok THAT is sexy

[limpid basin]

I just want a Type-C to Type-C cable

[kindred tundra]

sam as I use for my tablet, laptop, headphones

[torpid cape]

Prerecorded

[limpid basin]

Also if I knew the reason for keepign Lightning, I'm pretty sure I can't share it.

[kindred tundra]

and everything else

[torpid cape]

As there are subtitles on it

[limpid basin]

Yeah same

iPad Pro uses it

[gleaming niche]

Wide camera: f/1.5 aperture, up to 2.2x improvement in low light

Breh

[kindred tundra]

I dont want annother bloody connector

[limpid basin]

Type-C charging

[gleaming niche]

lmao

[kindred tundra]

and mini.

[vague smelt]

I can't think of any reason

[limpid basin]

There's a reason.

[vague smelt]

Hmm

[limpid basin]

Just not public.

[mossy flower]

normal people also color-corrects sometimes

[torpid cape]

Still lightning is a meme

[vague smelt]

Conspiracy!

[limpid basin]

WHO ARE YOU

[kindred tundra]

they could have doubledown and gone full magsafe.

[limpid basin]

have you been here the whole time!??!?!

[mossy flower]

a normal lad

[gleaming niche]

Well, it is public. And its money lol

[limpid basin]

lmao ❤️

[gleaming niche]

Fuuuuuck

[mossy flower]

hides lightroom and after effects

[gleaming niche]

I want a 13 Pro

[limpid basin]

Nah get the pro max

[torpid cape]

But

To be honest

[mossy flower]

no touch ID no buy

[limpid basin]

Pretty sure it's gonna happen like last year

[gleaming niche]

and Im not gonna lie, Im torn on that watch 7

[mossy flower]

it's easy enough to do

[torpid cape]

I'd keep my 12 pro max

[limpid basin]

For what?

[mossy flower]

unlocking my phone outside

[gleaming niche]

I had an iphone 6 max or whatever they called it and I HATED it.

[limpid basin]

Watch OS fixes that

[torpid cape]

Battery and 120hz is pretty tempting

[gleaming niche]

If I want a bigger screen, I use a tablet

[limpid basin]

As long as you have the watch on, it'll unlock your phone with a mask on

[mossy flower]

don't need a smartwatch

[gleaming niche]

There's no difference between the Pro and Pro Max aside from battery right?

[mossy flower]

my casio runs 3+ years per battery

[torpid cape]

This year, yeah

[limpid basin]

Choose between two great sizes. iPhone 13 Pro has a 6.1-inch display,¹ while iPhone 13 Pro Max has a 6.7-inch display.¹ And iPhone 13 Pro Max has the best battery life ever in an iPhone.

[torpid cape]

Also whether the a15 runs like a fucking stove is the question here

[gleaming niche]

Yeah then Im sticking with Pro

[torpid cape]

My 12 pro max randomly heats up for no reason

[unreal field]

doubt

[gleaming niche]

I do lewd things on my phone sometimes

[limpid basin]

Mine doesn't.

[gleaming niche]

and having a larger screen is asking for trouble

[limpid basin]

Reset All SEttings

[limpid basin]

How?

[mossy flower]

the fact that Assmung can fit a power button fingerprint while being smaller than a standard sized iPhone irks me to no end

[torpid cape]

Maybe time to fresh reset mine

[gleaming niche]

Easier to see the pictures I'm looking at XD

[limpid basin]

NAUGHTY BOI

hahahaha

[gleaming niche]

Its not porn

[mossy flower]

hit the genius bar then

[vague smelt]

Huh?

[gleaming niche]

I dont look at porn on my phone

[mossy flower]

?

[limpid basin]

I Am the genius bar

[gleaming niche]

Its just shit I recieve/stumble across

[vague smelt]

I just don't understand what you said @mossy flower

[gleaming niche]

and I dont want people getting the wrong idea

[limpid basin]

JK those guys are cool

[mossy flower]

[limpid basin]

I do corporate

[topaz mica]

[limpid basin]

@gleaming niche Seriously though, Reset All Settings because sounds like an App is doing werk in the background.

[spring sage]

Might have a patent on the tech

[torpid cape]

After lockdown at least, I may send mine for battery replacement before warranty ends

[gleaming niche]

What do you mean?

[limpid basin]

There's an app you have downloaded that most likely is pinging the CPU

Causing it to work and heat up

[unreal field]

Seriously though, Reset All Settings because sounds like an App is doing werk in the background.

[limpid basin]

Check your battery options

[mossy flower]

ah ye, bit of context - the kids at macrumors somewhat convinced themselves that you somewhat NEED a large frame like the iPad pro to fit a side fingerprint scanner

[limpid basin]

See what App is causing it

[kindred tundra]

then I would feel sorry for you.

[gleaming niche]

I dont have battery issues 😛

[limpid basin]

Why?

Those people do good work?

[gleaming niche]

I think you responded to the wrong person hahaha

[kindred tundra]

its apple, just buy an new iphone

[unreal field]

reset your fucking phone!!

[kindred tundra]

so do sewer cleaners.

[limpid basin]

Don't be nasty

They're good trained people.

[unreal field]

Yes they do

[kindred tundra]

again.

[gleaming niche]

YOOOOO @limpid basin

[unreal field]

madben conducting social dumping

[gleaming niche]

CHECKKKK ITTTTT

[limpid basin]

What

[gleaming niche]

@limpid basin

POG

[mossy flower]

nope, Xiaomeme, Realme, Assmung, and Huawei had em

[limpid basin]

WHOA WHAT

[kindred tundra]

good well trained people dealing with the shit of humanity with shit policys fucking up thier day

[gleaming niche]

Thats like

1200?

HGUE

For tmobile

[limpid basin]

Absolutely huge

[mossy flower]

wew lad

chungus

[limpid basin]

Also Apple employees get a PHAT discount.

And this is just as good as that @gleaming niche

Like this is on employee discount level of price reduction

HOly smokes

[gleaming niche]

Im Hype

I have a XS

So my value will be less

But the base 500 is literally half the fucking phone cost

LOL

[limpid basin]

Ah yeah, my 12 Pro Max gon' fetch a sweet price

[gleaming niche]

• ill probably get like 300ish for the XS

[limpid basin]

But I won't be doing this program.

[high pond]

Dual eSIM support
They kept that quiet

[gleaming niche]

@limpid basin Trade in iPhone X: Get up to $700 in total credit. That’s $200 in Apple trade-in credit, plus your qualifying bill credit. Trade in iPhone 11: Get up to $840 in total credit. That’s $340 in Apple trade-in credit, plus your qualifying bill credit. Trade in iPhone 12 Pro Max: Get up to $1290 in total credit. That’s $790 in Apple trade-in credit, plus your qualifying bill credit.

[mossy flower]

region locked probably?

[limpid basin]

INSANE

[torpid cape]

THE NEW IPAD MINI IS A15

Hell yeah

[gleaming niche]

WHAT LOL

Woooooooooooooooooow

[mossy flower]

the new mini looks good

[gleaming niche]

Im SO tempted by the mini

[mossy flower]

bit overdue

[gleaming niche]

I just want that promotion though D:

[mossy flower]

but hey it's here

[torpid cape]

Mini is very tempting now

[mossy flower]

ikr?

[gleaming niche]

EXTREMELY

500 bucks for that?

[mossy flower]

Assmung and others quit making compact tablets

[kindred tundra]

did you not watch the event?

[gleaming niche]

You lose the HDR peak brightness from the 12.9 inch ipad pro and you lose promotion

And technically the M1

but like, who the fuck needs an M1 on their ipad?

[mossy flower]

who cares

[torpid cape]

They didnt disclose the soc on the mini presentation

[limpid basin]

Hehe

Secret 😗

[mossy flower]

nowhere to turn but Tim Apple

[gleaming niche]

OH MY GOD

[torpid cape]

M1 on ipad is irrelevent until there's a proper file manager

[gleaming niche]

@limpid basin ! I think the XS and Iphone 11 have the same value LMAO

Trade in wise

[mossy flower]

kek

[limpid basin]

RIP

[gleaming niche]

Holy fuck Im gonna be paying 150$ for this phone hahhahahha

RIP people who bought the 11

D:

[high pond]

No date announced for the watch?

[limpid basin]

Sadly no

https://www.apple.com/shop/buy-watch/apple-watch

[kindred tundra]

https://www.apple.com/newsroom/2021/09/apple-unveils-new-ipad-mini-with-breakthrough-performance-in-stunning-new-design/ interesting read

[torpid cape]

Lemme check used price for 12 pro max tomorrow

[limpid basin]

Apple Watch Series 7 is available later this fall.

[high pond]

https://twitter.com/maxrudberg/status/1437835329134858246

Max Rudberg (@maxrudberg)

Seems like the new notch is clearly narrower, but also slightly taller. https://t.co/i1ycjLfIwA

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[olive quiver]

Taller is potentially worse

[torpid cape]

Taller notch is a yikes

[limpid basin]

Good find

[versed turret]

[limpid basin]

It's only slightly taller

[mossy flower]

yikes chief

[limpid basin]

It's not going to break your experience

[languid cipher]

Rather have it be a little taller and a lot less wide

[versed turret]

true, still dont like tall notch

[torpid cape]

Not as hideous as the pixel is fine

[gleaming niche]

This

[limpid basin]

This

[torpid cape]

But I prefer wide notch imho

[gleaming niche]

It looks better in the newer, imo

But iphone 14 is supposed to remove it, thank fuck

[mossy flower]

nah

[limpid basin]

Don't listen to rumor mills

[torpid cape]

Maybe it'll be a foldable phone for all we care

[gleaming niche]

LUL

[gleaming niche]

Tbh, I dont care for foldable phones

I dont get the appeal

[high pond]

no new AirPods announcement either

Rumour mill got this year really wrong

[gleaming niche]

Yeah they may be saving those for later this year with MBP

[languid cipher]

Still no 120hz tho😕

[torpid cape]

Until they costs a grand less I dont care about them

[mossy flower]

I'd get the fold3 if I haven't cop the 21ultra lol

[gleaming niche]

It has 120hz

[torpid cape]

Pro and pro max has 120hz

[languid cipher]

NVM then

[mossy flower]

ah the usual pro gatekeeping

[vague smelt]

earlier this year, rumor was Apple had two prototypes for a folding phone

[gleaming niche]

And its highly variable

which is SICK

[mossy flower]

?

[limpid basin]

Yaeh just a rumor

[torpid cape]

Some feature this year is pro worthy

[languid cipher]

Must’ve missed it

[mossy flower]

you mean VRR? shit old news already

[limpid basin]

Unless you've seen a patent

Don't expect to see it live for a long while.

[mossy flower]

all I saw was 12S instead of 13

[vague smelt]

Oh for sure

[torpid cape]

I said some not all xD

But I get your point

[mossy flower]

time to wait for 14

[torpid cape]

Basically a 12S too

[gleaming niche]

12S in some others, in others, not at all

[versed turret]

is the event happening rn?

[gleaming niche]

Like the notch

[high pond]

iOS 15 on Monday.

[torpid cape]

To those with 12 pm, definitely 12S

[torpid cape]

Just ended

[gleaming niche]

yeah agreed

[torpid cape]

the ipads are most interesting

[gleaming niche]

Im on an XS, so I'm extremely excited

[versed turret]

oh lol, my mom just ordered the 12 pro days ago

[mossy flower]

rip

[torpid cape]

watch 7 and iphone are basically rehashed

[high pond]

That was silly

[vague smelt]

which versions have siri

[torpid cape]

KEKW

[mossy flower]

return window let's goooooooo

[kindred tundra]

hopefuly the samsung note is interesting

[torpid cape]

No note anymore

[vague smelt]

when is that one

[torpid cape]

[kindred tundra]

return it, there are return windows for a reason

[kindred tundra]

try again.

[versed turret]

ok

[mossy flower]

thought Assmung quit on the Note and slapped that wacom EMR layer on S-series as replacement

[kindred tundra]

leaks of model going through production testing at the moment

[vague smelt]

so maybe in a few months announcement?

[torpid cape]

I wouldn't trust leaks so much

Especially now samsung is shoving the foldable into our asses

[kindred tundra]

yea, thats going to be the play

[vague smelt]

those kinds of leaks tend to be better

[gleaming niche]

Alright so everyone rate the event 1-10. GO

[vague smelt]

0 cause i didnt watch

[torpid cape]

7

[vague smelt]

i was getting burgers instead

[kindred tundra]

same shit different year nothing worthwhile and nothing new, 2.

[torpid cape]

Only 2 out of like 5 6 I'm interested

[mossy flower]

5, should be 3 but the iPad mini carried it

[kindred tundra]

if only it took phone calls.

[torpid cape]

This tends to happen when you release stuff every year

[high pond]

Mediocre, a very "S" year

[torpid cape]

Companies need to slow the fuck down

[mossy flower]

Apple being apple

[vague smelt]

no, must CONSOOOOOOOM

[mossy flower]

it has all the hardware for it, they just don't want to

[vague smelt]

god imagine how much Apple could sell the iPad to businesses if they just had a fucking SIM upgrade on it

[kindred tundra]

i know, mini with a set of bluetooth headphones would be the perfect device for me

[torpid cape]

BOIS ios 15 RC is online

Time to get mine wewww

[kindred tundra]

enjoy fucking yourself.

[gleaming niche]

Im Hype for the Macbook pro announcement now

fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

[high pond]

There must be a regulatory or licensing thing about phone calls specifically

[vague smelt]

is that for jailbreaking?

[mossy flower]

this, they can just require an airpod or something to enable phone function

[high pond]

none of the cellular tablets or laptops do it.

[mossy flower]

nah

Assmung tablets have em

[kindred tundra]

my god where did my enthusiasm go for apple launches.

[high pond]

They do?

[mossy flower]

and they're massive slabs of 10.5"

[torpid cape]

RC is basically release build

They even have the same build number

[kindred tundra]

samsung does it, and windows laptops with sims you have a phone app.

[torpid cape]

Just get seeded early

[kindred tundra]

its just apple.

[gleaming niche]

Honestly Im just excited for the 120hz refresh rate on the 13

XD

[vague smelt]

so beta testing

[kindred tundra]

but samsung tablets suck.

[mossy flower]

screen is great though

[torpid cape]

Yesn't

RC is daily usable

[mossy flower]

esp great to consoooooom content

[high pond]

Huh, I didn't know that.

[kindred tundra]

well its not its a canditate, that isnt finalised, for dev testing

[vague smelt]

wait so do iPad's have a SIM upgrade just with no calls? or no SIM at all?

[kindred tundra]

esim.

[high pond]

iPads haven't had a physical sim for years

[vague smelt]

yes yes

I just meant it as LTE connectivity

my bad

[torpid cape]

To be fair I always update to RC and have decent experience with it

[kindred tundra]

but you can do phonecalls on an esim

[vague smelt]

so iPads have an esim?

[kindred tundra]

ye

some models

you have to pay more

but yes

[vague smelt]

ofc

macs with eSIM when

[kindred tundra]

its apple after all

[languid cipher]

Jeez, 1tb on the 13 pro

[mossy flower]

https://www.att.com/device-support/article/wireless/KM1309643/Samsung/SamsungT837A

[high pond]

When the Apple modem ships, I bet

[mossy flower]

at least up to the tab s4

[high pond]

huh

Shame it involves owning a Samesung device

[kindred tundra]

why would you need one, you just buy an iphone too.

[vague smelt]

where are my Apple phone towers so that only Apple users get the best reception everyhwere

and they're all painted in a silvery off-white

[topaz mica]

"Pro towers"

[mossy flower]

I'd still get a Samsung tablet over iPad for the screen alone

can't read the weebshit without that inky black

[torpid cape]

Lmao no updates

[mossy flower]

but by god, only Apple offers proper sized tablets

[torpid cape]

Time for good ole ipsw

[mossy flower]

what?

[vague smelt]

you heard the bird

[kindred tundra]

only apple offers proper sized tablets

defend.

[vague smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/spongebob-meme-spongebob-squarepants-patrick-star-patrick-fight-spongebob-fight-gif-17721615

[topaz mica]

https://tenor.com/view/tumbleweed-desert-deserted-alone-lonely-gif-6156103

[kindred tundra]

@vague smeltI could buy a tab s7+ 12 inch and use it as my phone...

[mossy flower]

the fact that the mini is much nicer in size

vs 10.5" chungus

[vague smelt]

https://tenor.com/view/father-ted-brick-love-my-brick-gif-13851926

[kindred tundra]

no seriously thats an actual option for me.

[mossy flower]

all compact tablet offering on Android size has neutered SoC and display

[torpid cape]

Having a mini and an already big 12 pm seems odd for me

[torpid cape]

Lenovo and Xiaomi put up good tablets with great display and spec this year

But update is one big fucking meme

So ipad is still the way to go

[mossy flower]

shit pens, doesn't even compete

the rice tablet 5 AES pen is especially bad for some reason

[torpid cape]

Havent used an aes pen but I agree ipad pen is simply great

[mossy flower]

yeah

the only thing that gets close to* (some argue it beats) EMR

[mossy flower]

tbh they should stop being such a twat and up the base storage to 128gb

[high pond]

I don't really care about on-device storage but why the fuck is the base iCloud storage still only 5GB?

What is that bullshit?

[unreal field]

[vague smelt]

it's the cycle of computation

first it was all local computing with a single (very large) computer being connected to one terminal

[high pond]

🙄

[vague smelt]

then "cloud" (mainframe) computing once multiple terminals started connecting to the mainframe

[high pond]

Nice annolgy.

Works for AWS, shame it doesn't work for Apple at all

[vague smelt]

then back to local once personal devices became powerful enough

now going back to cloud

and also companies bringing a lot of "cloud" computation in house off the intrawebs

the cycle forever continues

[high pond]

That sounds like the lede to a forbes article.

[vague smelt]

lol

[mossy flower]

miss me with this cloud bullshit

local storage or bust

visited too many areas without coverage to rely on em

[vague smelt]

and since burning signal towers are the new hot stuff nowadays

best to not rely on connectivity

[mossy flower]

it's fun seeing my coworker with his just show them our youtube channel idea

good job, we're in the middle of nowhere with 48 person from farming coop and the fastest connection is a 2mbps hughesnet

[high pond]

the new Pro Max tops out at $1599

[mossy flower]

grabs the assmung tablet and plug it to the projector

[high pond]

Which is a lot

[vague smelt]

I heard the normal was $799 right?

[mossy flower]

the mini was also $100 up

[vague smelt]

oh they're doing mini again?

wasn't expecting that

[mossy flower]

sorry, Ipad mini

[vague smelt]

ah

[high pond]

The base prices for all the phone models haven't gone up

[frosty gust]

iPhone 13 mini: from $699
iPhone 13: from $799
iPhone 13 Pro: from $999
iPhone 13 Pro Max: from $1099

[high pond]

Ha, wow. ProRes footage be big
https://twitter.com/MKBHD/status/1437861507455496206

Marques Brownlee (@MKBHD)

The iPhone 13 Pro shoots 4K 30fps ProRes video……. unless you get a 128GB phone, which is limited to 1080p 🙃

Twitter · Sep 14, 2021, 7:31 PM

[vague smelt]

kek

[mossy flower]

ew

the heck Tim, can't consenting adult pick their preferred video mode and resolution?

a warning everytime a 128gb user switch to ProRes would've been enough but nope, gotta gimp something

[spring sage]

You can record up to 2 min of footage at 4k.

[mossy flower]

sad

[high pond]

The new Watch page is a bit sparse. No pricing, no good shots of the steel/titanium models

[mossy flower]

allow the interns to have their power nap before they post the new promotionals

[vague smelt]

i thought that was only at the Amazon Relaxation Pods

[mossy flower]

eh you know, hustle and all

[high pond]

https://twitter.com/richardlai/status/1437864106489303041

Richard Lai (@richardlai)

By the way, the iPhone 13 series’ cinematic mode video capture is limited to 1080p at 30fps only.

Twitter · Sep 14, 2021, 7:41 PM

Aww cinematic mode is very limited 😦

[vague smelt]

why

[high pond]

Limited compute probably

[mossy flower]

at least that wasn't locked to storage size

[high pond]

Anandtech found some details about the A15 already: https://www.anandtech.com/show/16934/apple-announces-iphone-13-series

[vague smelt]

no ian 🤬

[mossy flower]

That extra GPU core for the pro though

[quick flint]

Jelbrek will be wanted with these limits, welcome back to limits breaking tweaks

just like it was in the 2007-2012 age of primitive iOS,

when tweaks could significantly improve functionality, adding some rare features not available in stock system

btw,
there's also popular JB community on reddit and discord, someone may know

[sonic flame]

Checkra1n needs patching to work with iOS 15, also, miss me with a single mention of wen ETA jelbrek iOS 15. I will block you.

[quick flint]

ok thx, why deleted.. Im in discords JB since 2018 maybe, and found reddit in 2019, but forgot links

[sonic flame]

@quick flint yes it’s r/jailbreak on Reddit.

[still sun]

He’s excited to make a few thousand dollars on another iPhone video

[high pond]

135g -> 141g, 164g -> 174g, 189g -> 204g, and 228g -> 240g

The 12 Pros were already quite heavy

[gleaming niche]

It feels weird for apple to announce a product with this little amount of info tbh

[high pond]

It looks like the rumours of production line problems were accurate

[gleaming niche]

Yep, seems to be the case

[still sun]

How so

[high pond]

because of the things we just said

[gleaming niche]

I am a little bit dissapointed at no new airipods. I've only become in the market for earbuds/headsets due to working a new job and I need a headset at this job

The ones they give at work reaaalllyy hurt the side of my head

[quick flint]

when they will finally remove that black notch ?? its so big and massive

keeping for years

[gleaming niche]

soon (TM)

But in all seriousness, we don't know lol

Ive heard rumors of the 14 getting rid of it, but who knows

[still sun]

Nothing on supply line or production

[quick flint]

, aplles brand feature?

that notch makesyou understand that its iphone in front of you

[vague smelt]

Lots of phones have notches...

[torpid cape]

240 grams for pro max, holy mother of jesus

[olive quiver]

Lol that is not good

The 12 pro max was already a bad phone to hold

Making it heavier does not help the problem

[mossy flower]

yeah the flat side looks good, but handling em longer than 2 hours/day gets pretty uncomfortable versus the rounded sides

[torpid cape]

private relay is HUGE

[mossy flower]

still the highlight of the event for me

look at that cute lil thing

[fiery raft]

just buy a iphone max dummy

[mossy flower]

Tim Apple be the only 8" tablet maker that's good nowadays

[high pond]

Private relay is pretty sweet, if it works as advertised

[limpid basin]

It's a phat one

[limpid basin]

Can confirm, my phone heavy

Unless I just finished a workout

Then it's the lightest thing I've picked up

[olive quiver]

Making it heavier just feels like an odd choice

iOS already isn't well suited to larger phones

Making the large one heavier doesn't feel good

[vague smelt]

Hopefully the ios15 update can make it lighter

[leaden bloom]

Bricc

[high pond]

Presumably the weight is mostly battery, which is good?

[olive quiver]

I think they did say they've increased the size of the battery yeah

[open gull]

Yup

[gaunt glacier]

yeah and finally better than 11 pro max

[olive quiver]

@brave topaz thread permissions not work properly

[kindred tundra]

where.

fuck

[gaunt glacier]

yes mute me

and use my id pls'

[kindred tundra]

,ban 538372915956023296 bypassing mute

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[leaden bloom]

F

[high pond]

https://www.macrumors.com/2021/09/15/a15-geekbench-cpu-gpu/

Not huge, but hardly bad.

[olive quiver]

Performance improvements are for chumps

I wanna see efficiency improvements

[brave topaz]

Apple needs the courage to be the first to announce dedicated shitposting cores.

Where's my hardware accelerated bad hot takes and deep fried memes.

[olive quiver]

What do you think the X1 is

It's a single faster core built to enhance shitposting

[brave topaz]

Nice.

I'm in.

[high pond]

https://reddit.com/r/apple/comments/ppevl6/streamed_video_playback_battery_life_improved/

[high pond]

https://reddit.com/r/apple/comments/ppevl6/streamed_video_playback_battery_life_improved/

[olive quiver]

why... did those come in the wrong order

regardless

that's insane

[high pond]

Discord 🤷‍♂️

[olive quiver]

what the hell has apple done

[high pond]

Magic.

Lots of that comes from the VRR display, the difference between the 12 and 13 is much smaller.

But still significant.

[high pond]

https://www.macrumors.com/2021/09/16/ipad-mini-downclocked-a15-chip/?utm_source=feedly&utm_medium=webfeeds

3.2Ghz on the A15 😮

[olive quiver]

Imagine a 3.2GHz phone processor

Just insanity

[worn yarrow]

but m1 ipad kinda makes that bad

[high pond]

But its twice as expensive, so not really compariable

[worn yarrow]

mm

[still sun]

The mini is a nice size compared to the ipad pro

if I had big boy lavins money, I would probably just own a iphone pro max. But that's a fuckload of money. So I don't

[fiery raft]

That could be you

[wheat minnow]

not when there's nothing you can really use the m1's power for

[unreal field]

[vague smelt]

How tf

[versed turret]

the processor in that ipad is not bad tbh. even though it isnt m1 performance putting a top level iphone processor in it makes it by far the fastest tablet today

(excluding the m1 ipad)

it is much more affordable than the m1 ipad as well. for a family and kid playing games and responding to texts this is basically the only relavent tablet

[worn yarrow]

huhh its alive

[versed turret]

not dead yet

[worn yarrow]

yea ur right

[versed turret]

its not about how good something is it just matters that it's better than the competition

[still sun]

Mavericks comes out today

[olive quiver]

Hey why is this here

[gleaming niche]

https://www.anandtech.com/show/17024/apple-m1-max-performance-review

@olive quiver Thats why 😛

Its review day! 😄

On the GPU side, the GE76 Raider comes with a GTX 3080 mobile. On Aztec High, this uses a total of 200W power for 266fps, while the M1 Max beats it at 307fps with just 70W wall active power. The package powers for the MSI system are reported at 35+144W.

BRUH.

[gleaming niche]

https://forums.macrumors.com/attachments/1635174494926-png.1877822/

[gleaming niche]

https://arstechnica.com/civis/viewtopic.php?p=40347789#p40347789

Oh shit

That's huge.

[kindred tundra]

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