Apple launch event

[vague smelt]

first

[kindred tundra]

iphones coming soon,.

[olive quiver]

ye

[leaden bloom]

Soon™️

[olive quiver]

i always love the music that apple uses

[kindred tundra]

how long till it starts?

[olive quiver]

2 minutes

love this disclaimer on their site

This stream is best experienced on an iPhone 7 or later, iPad (5th generation or later), or iPod touch (7th generation) using Safari on iOS 12 or later; or a Mac using Safari on macOS Mojave 10.14 or later. Streaming to your TV requires an Apple TV (2nd generation or later) or an AirPlay 2–capable device with the latest Apple TV software. Other platforms may also be able to access the stream using recent versions of Chrome, Firefox, or Microsoft Edge (MSE, H.264, and AAC required).

it works on ALL THESE APPLE DEVICES (and also maybe some other devices if they support some of these things)

[kindred tundra]

BUY APPLE THINGS.

[vague smelt]

thanks apple, very informative

[olive quiver]

only apple exist

nobody else

[kindred tundra]

hosted on linux.

[olive quiver]

why are we in a desert

[kindred tundra]

so violin can be played

[vague smelt]

obviously

[charred socket]

what's all going to be happening in this event?

[olive quiver]

iphones probably

maybe ipad

[kindred tundra]

iphone + shit

[charred socket]

okay

[kindred tundra]

new a processor is my guess

and a few devices that support it

[olive quiver]

hey maybe their 5 year old earbuds will see a significant update

haha just kidding

hi timothy

[kindred tundra]

what a green screen

oh wait its a screen

[solar rover]

P O G

[olive quiver]

yeah that's just a screen

lol

[kindred tundra]

is it an empty room tho

[solar rover]

dae P10 panels

[olive quiver]

I have heard of 2 of the shows on that board there

[kindred tundra]

I have not watched any.

[olive quiver]

to be fair I don't pay much attention to most TV

[solar rover]

I don't own Apple

omg was that billy eyelish

[olive quiver]

ye

hey it's the guy from the expanse

ok foundation looks good

[solar rover]

POG

[olive quiver]

eye pad

performance!

accessories!

[solar rover]

iPad OS

Pog

[kindred tundra]

whats new...

[solar rover]

Idk

[olive quiver]

probably an ipad

[solar rover]

hopefully MacOs

[kindred tundra]

this is copy pasta from an old speech

[olive quiver]

no they just said something about touch-first OS @solar rover

new ipad!

please tell me it's called ipad

[kindred tundra]

lol

woooo annother year on year update.

[solar rover]

I have been there

[kindred tundra]

with a a13.

[olive quiver]

full A13 in an ipad just 1 year behind the iphone is pog

should hide #hardware-launch-discussion and make it visible when there's actually something worth talking about it

and give it relevant name

adobe who now

[kindred tundra]

or just use threads.

[olive quiver]

use procreate bro

better selfies with my ipad

so how much more does this bad boy cost

[kindred tundra]

isnt that the reason people buy ipads.

[olive quiver]

it's a big one yeah

problem with threads is that they just aren't very visible if you weren't there when they were started

[gleaming niche]

I mean getting the A13 in a tablet for like 200-300 dollars is actually kinda nutty

[kindred tundra]

would be if chucked a message in announcements.

[olive quiver]

still lightning

sad

[kindred tundra]

hmmm will discuss

[olive quiver]

but why do that when a channel does the same thing

multitasking on ipad sucks

I said it

it's bad

[kindred tundra]

because changing channels is effort.

[gleaming niche]

Yeah its annoying

[olive quiver]

it's more useful than not having it, but it sucks

[gleaming niche]

iOS15 will get it better imo

I hope

329 for an A13 64GB of storage

[olive quiver]

is 329 the price of the previous one

[olive quiver]

oh thank GOD 64GB

[gleaming niche]

Thats actually seriously not bad

[torpid cape]

Nice

[kindred tundra]

so its the same.

[solar rover]

pog

[olive quiver]

starting at 64 is a blessing for me

[gleaming niche]

A13 is pretty pog

[high pond]

Man, these threads are super undiscoverable.

[olive quiver]

I don't have to tell people "32GB is sort of enough but very easy to run out of"

[torpid cape]

You guys are spoiling me :((

[gleaming niche]

and for an iPad, 64GB is quite a bit

I have a 256GB

[kindred tundra]

usb c.

[torpid cape]

FUCK YES 64GB

[olive quiver]

lightning @kindred tundra

first gen apple pencil means lightning

[gleaming niche]

I have like 210GB left on my ipad

lmfao

[kindred tundra]

are you sure?

[olive quiver]

yes

[gleaming niche]

Were we supposed to be getting ipad news this event??

[olive quiver]

because they said first gen apple pencil

[gleaming niche]

I thought the event was supposed to be the iphones

[olive quiver]

I'm 100% sure

[torpid cape]

At least not on ipad pros and shit

IPAD MINI BOIS

[gleaming niche]

YES iPAD MINI LETS GOOOO

[olive quiver]

ipad mini with a 9" screen

ooh she fancy lookin

[gleaming niche]

Oh shit I actually kinda want this

[high pond]

ok, thats hot.

[gleaming niche]

This is what Ive been wanting for SO long

[torpid cape]

watch as Apple make an ipad mini bigger screen than the classic

[gleaming niche]

I dont NEED an M1 in an ipad

[torpid cape]

[high pond]

That is really is just a big iPhone.

[kindred tundra]

I had the first mini and loved it

[olive quiver]

but the M1 is just an A13X

[torpid cape]

YO IT'S TINY

[kindred tundra]

if it had a phone it would be perfect.

[olive quiver]

The ipad pros already got things like the A12X

[gleaming niche]

Holy crap this is awesome

[olive quiver]

the M1 is just the A13X with a different name

[gleaming niche]

LIQUID RETINA

OMFG

LOL

[torpid cape]

Same size as the my kindle oasis

[olive quiver]

are you ok

[gleaming niche]

120 hz?

[olive quiver]

60

[kindred tundra]

hahahah

no

[gleaming niche]

:((((((((((((((((

[torpid cape]

They won't dare putting 120hz on non pro stuff kekw

[gleaming niche]

I just want a small tablet like the pros 😦

[olive quiver]

so graphically rich

why am i playing fallen order when i could play that game

[kindred tundra]

[gleaming niche]

Ok but seriously, were there rumors for ipads beng refreshed at this event??

[torpid cape]

Wait they didnt disclose what soc used on the ipad mini???

[olive quiver]

got a translate app but can't do a calculator or weather app

[kindred tundra]

yes

[torpid cape]

A14 right

[gleaming niche]

Ah

USB C

POG

[high pond]

iPad Weather app would be worth a keynote all on its own

[kindred tundra]

doubt it,

[solar rover]

POG

[olive quiver]

honestly

up to 10x faster

[solar rover]

when is usb-c iphone tho

[gleaming niche]

Oh my god I'm SO close to geting this

[olive quiver]

yeah because they had USB 2.0 ports before

[torpid cape]

IS THAT USB TYPE C

[gleaming niche]

Actually no joke

[torpid cape]

IS THAT A FUCKING TYPE C

[olive quiver]

@torpid capehttps://www.apple.com/apple-events/event-stream/

[gleaming niche]

FUCKING TYPE C PORT BROOOOOOOOOOOOO

[solar rover]

abort pog

[gleaming niche]

5g!!!!!!!!!!!!!

lmfao

[olive quiver]

this should be most up to date

s p l u n k

[torpid cape]

Usb c on everything lezzgo

[gleaming niche]

Give me that promotion apple

[olive quiver]

does the air get the wide front camera

[gleaming niche]

Just inject it in my veins

[kindred tundra]

online only cant be local hosted, it sucks.

[gleaming niche]

I need it

[high pond]

I know where that building is, I didn't know it was owned by Apple

They keep that quiet

[olive quiver]

lol

[kindred tundra]

@still sun in here

[gleaming niche]

@still sun hi

Record in 4K!?

[olive quiver]

ok so that's every ipad with that wide front camera now

good for consistency

[gleaming niche]

Yeah

[torpid cape]

Goos for online classes

[olive quiver]

stereo on the ipad mini yoooo

[kindred tundra]

if only it took phone calls.

[olive quiver]

huge

[gleaming niche]

Im actually really hype for this ipad mini

This is awesome

[torpid cape]

I've heard many complaints on expensive laptop with shit front camera

[olive quiver]

shame it's still on 8.3"

it's a bit better than it was

[torpid cape]

And nice stereo speakers

[still sun]

I see

[gleaming niche]

Thats what I want. Just give me promotion lmao

[olive quiver]

that camera movement was NEAT

going up the escalator, over the middle, and then going down

[high pond]

How the hell did they do that?

[olive quiver]

I have no idea

[merry burrow]

I'm digging the Mini redesign

[olive quiver]

but fuck it was good @high pond

[torpid cape]

Now they just need to add a proper file explorer

Now that almost all ipad now have type c

[gleaming niche]

^

fuckin THIS

[olive quiver]

lol keep wishing

[gleaming niche]

499$, not bad

[olive quiver]

same price as last one?

[gleaming niche]

Did they say what processor it was?

Yeah same price

[solar rover]

Pog

[olive quiver]

they... didn't say what CPU it has

[gleaming niche]

A14?

LMAO

[torpid cape]

Nope but I bet it was A14

Wait

[gleaming niche]

Here we go

[torpid cape]

Where's the capacity

[gleaming niche]

Probsbly the same

[torpid cape]

499 for 64gb? I'd get the classic ipad at that price for me

[high pond]

no charger on the Mini?

[gleaming niche]

Make the air pods pro battery replaceable plox

[merry burrow]

Showed a 20W brick

Unless it means it's capable of that

[high pond]

oh it did? I missed that

[kindred tundra]

usb c

[olive quiver]

I don't actually remember if they've been including chargers on ipads recently

[torpid cape]

Recycled chassis? How about making iphone battery easier to replace

Watch Series 7 bois

[olive quiver]

we've had so little stock that it's been forever since I've seen one

[gleaming niche]

I want an apple watch but I hate watches :/

[olive quiver]

a coworker just bought an apple watch series 3

I told them they should spend a bit more and get an SE

they're happy with the 3 so what can you do

[torpid cape]

SE is good

[solar rover]

imagine buying a 3

kekw

[gleaming niche]

new apple watch

[olive quiver]

but man imagine buying a 4 year old smartwatch

[gleaming niche]

here we go boyos

[solar rover]

POG

[torpid cape]

Series 7

[gleaming niche]

Oof

[torpid cape]

[kindred tundra]

@distant rose new apple watch has a load of bike tracking stuff, interesting

[olive quiver]

OOOOH THAT SCREEN

[gleaming niche]

[olive quiver]

that's so much better

god damn

[gleaming niche]

WAIT

THAT SCREEN

WHAT

[solar rover]

Wait I thought it was squared off

[gleaming niche]

WHAT THE FUCK IS

Holy shit there's like NO border

I mean bezel

[high pond]

Oooh, that is totally unlike the leaks

[olive quiver]

well there's definitely a border

[high pond]

interesting

[olive quiver]

let's not get ahead of ourselves

but it's a heck of a lot nicer than it was

[torpid cape]

jesus they make it even less bezel

[gleaming niche]

meant bezel lmao

But wow that looks good

[torpid cape]

I forgot to charge my apple watch se during lockdown kekw

[gleaming niche]

whew lad

[still sun]

Steg you think the mini is a14?

[gleaming niche]

Gonna get a new phone, a new ipad, a new laptop and now probably a watch

[still sun]

the new apple watch is nice

[gleaming niche]

I guess this is the year of Apple for me

[torpid cape]

Full keyboard on a watch

[gleaming niche]

Christ

[still sun]

typical thing, just small updates

[torpid cape]

What

What kind of finger can actually operate on that

[still sun]

I'm not super impressed with the apple watch, it needs better cycling features

[olive quiver]

they... didn't call it glass?

is there any reason for that

[gleaming niche]

USB C POG

[olive quiver]

it's been USB-C for a while

[gleaming niche]

I know

Its just the meme hahahhaa

[torpid cape]

KEEP THIS FUCKING TREND APPLE

[solar rover]

Jeff Who?

[gleaming niche]

JESSSUSS those colors look good though

[olive quiver]

the ipad they announced is lightning

[gleaming niche]

Fuuuuuuck

[high pond]

No new size either.

[torpid cape]

Well it's a budget device xd

[high pond]

The leaks were totally wrong

[gleaming niche]

Series 7 compatible with all existing bands pog

[olive quiver]

bands are a great way to customise your apple watch for apple to make more money without spending much more money

LOL

you're shitting me apple

[solar rover]

mfw keeping series 3

[olive quiver]

are you fucking me right now

that's a joke

[gleaming niche]

LOL

[olive quiver]

they're joking right?

[torpid cape]

So.... I'll keep my SE

[olive quiver]

@high pond Apple is playing a prank on us yeah?

[still sun]

indeed

[olive quiver]

No fucking way do they keep the Series 3

[torpid cape]

Lmao

[still sun]

fuck sake

[torpid cape]

Series 3 is immortal

[merry burrow]

What happened to 4-6

[olive quiver]

it's a literally 4 year old watch

[torpid cape]

[still sun]

the series 3 is fucking so shitty for updates

[olive quiver]

They have AOD

[high pond]

Its 2040. Apple just announced the Apple Watch Series 29

[still sun]

I guess it's popular

How is your day going steg

[high pond]

Part of a fabulous new line up that includes the Apple Watch Series 3

[still sun]

the updates seem off point

[olive quiver]

Apple knows that AOD is a huge selling point of the top tier watch

so if they sell any cheaper watch with AOD people will simply buy that one

because they don't care about 70% brighter AOD vs previous gen

[gleaming niche]

So whats the meme with the series 3?

[olive quiver]

they care about having one at all

[olive quiver]

it's 4 years old

You literally can't update the watch without factory resetting it

[still sun]

the series 3 can barely do updates

and apple is still selling it

[olive quiver]

There's no room to store anything locally

[gleaming niche]

Is 400$ for the apple watch 7 good?

[high pond]

The camera movements in this ads are so incredible

[merry burrow]

But why did Apple's lineup showcase 3, SE and 7, completely ignoring the 4-6 gen. Might as well make 4 the new entry point right?

[olive quiver]

It completely goes against the Apple mindset of only selling good products

[still sun]

I own a series 3 so I know

[torpid cape]

The redesign maybe worth it

[olive quiver]

4 has AOD

[merry burrow]

3 doesn't?

[olive quiver]

3 and SE don't

correct

[merry burrow]

lul

[still sun]

All I really want out of my apple watch is text and email notifcations and heart rate

[torpid cape]

But SE remains the best watch for money to buy

[olive quiver]

definitely

[high pond]

Oh, I know that bridge. I was there on Friday 😄

[olive quiver]

unless you want AOD in which case pony up and get the series 7

[torpid cape]

Time to charge my SE

[still sun]

Nice steg

[torpid cape]

And use sleep tracking

[olive quiver]

this guy gives me bad vibes

[gleaming niche]

Whats the difference between the SE and 7 now?

[olive quiver]

get off my screen

[still sun]

apple is shit for cycling

[olive quiver]

Series 5 vs Series 7 processor

[gleaming niche]

His voice is cracking lmao

[still sun]

like you need more than just an apple watch to cycle

[olive quiver]

AOD

[torpid cape]

SE uses series 5 soc

[merry burrow]

@olive quiverSo they straight up just yeet 4-6 off their site so you're stuck with either 3, SE or 7?

[torpid cape]

No aod

[olive quiver]

yes

@merry burrow that's exactly how it works

[torpid cape]

No ecg and blood pressure

[merry burrow]

That's weird

[torpid cape]

Basically an apple watch with no health benefit

[still sun]

apple should support cycling accessories on the watch like cadence and speed and power

[olive quiver]

They're only selling the series 3 so that they have a cheap apple watch

[still sun]

like it's not that fucking hard

[olive quiver]

there's no other reason to keep selling it

[still sun]

add ant+ support

[olive quiver]

it's just not a good product any more

[high pond]

I suspect the series 3 is there to keep health insurers happy

[torpid cape]

Yeah

[high pond]

So they can give it away a free perk

[torpid cape]

Just pay 80 bucks more for SE

Way, way, way better

[solar rover]

indeed

[olive quiver]

doesn't even have fall protection though

[still sun]

brave is right steg

[olive quiver]

or ECG

[gleaming niche]

Breh shes ripped

Jesus

[solar rover]

workouts are dumb

[still sun]

add fucking ant+ to the fucking iphone and apple watch

[solar rover]

She could crush me tho

[still sun]

destroy garmins shit niche market

[gleaming niche]

All I need is muh mt. dew, doritios and vidya gaems

[olive quiver]

these fitness people give me absolutely awful vibes

i don't enjoy watching this

[still sun]

snu snu?

[solar rover]

yes

[torpid cape]

Yo that woman is ripped

[gleaming niche]

lmfao

[kindred tundra]

[olive quiver]

this guy's vibe is alright

nah he's too enthusiastic about exercise I've got no time for that

[merry burrow]

This segment has pressured me into standing up at my desk

[torpid cape]

IMAGINE PROMOTING SKIS AND SNOWBOARDING IN A FUCKING PANDEMIC WORLD

[solar rover]

God this is so

[torpid cape]

cmon Apple get your priorities straight

[merry burrow]

So does Apple's fitness stuff do really well for them?

[olive quiver]

not a clue in the world

[high pond]

This is a hell of a lot of screentime for Fitness+

[torpid cape]

With how heavy they push it, maybe

[high pond]

Something something services push?

[gleaming niche]

Im gonna guess

[merry burrow]

I feel like they push it a lot during their events

[gleaming niche]

That people were wanting a lot of this shit

[olive quiver]

man apple

[gleaming niche]

And they are now posting about it

[olive quiver]

stop with the fitness

[merry burrow]

Get fit bro

[olive quiver]

i do not care

[torpid cape]

Well we have to stay at home a lot so I understand

BUT PROMOTING SKIS IS WEIRD

[gleaming niche]

Yeah

Unisex Locker roooms?

Im sorry what?

[torpid cape]

Unisex locker rooms

unisex

Locker

Room

Ehh

[gleaming niche]

That was so wildly out of place, but alright

[olive quiver]

yeah get over yourselves

[gleaming niche]

I mean to be honest though

that looks fun

[olive quiver]

i think they should do all of their apple watch ads with people wearing the series 3 @high pond

[gleaming niche]

And im not a very active person, but I have underweight issues lol

[olive quiver]

what do you think

[merry burrow]

Is it phone time

[gleaming niche]

IPHONE TIME POG

[olive quiver]

tim gave us crazy eyes just then

[torpid cape]

FINALLY IPHONE TIME

[gleaming niche]

gimmie that 120hz iphoneeeeeeee

[limpid basin]

UGH I WA SIN THE WRONG CHANNEL

Yooooo iPhone tiiime

[gleaming niche]

LMAO LAVINS

[high pond]

@olive quiver As you say, get over yourself

[olive quiver]

lol

[limpid basin]

@unreal field get in here

[gleaming niche]

blonde girls and selfies

[torpid cape]

Time to get dicked by apple by not having 120hz

[gleaming niche]

Name a more iconic duo. Ill wait

[torpid cape]

[olive quiver]

it's our fastest iphone yet

[limpid basin]

@high pond Hi bb ❤️

[unreal field]

IM WATCHINF

[gleaming niche]

I swear to FUCK

[olive quiver]

we've never released an iphone this fast and with this high of a number

[solar rover]

omg

look at it

[gleaming niche]

Why does this sound like sex music?

lol

[olive quiver]

i mean

[gleaming niche]

Oh shit they are actually doing 13

[olive quiver]

it looks like an iphone 11

[gleaming niche]

^

[olive quiver]

or sorry 12

[merry burrow]

It's a 12 with a smaller notch, but the 12 design is nice

[gleaming niche]

It looks like both imo

[olive quiver]

but those both look like each other except for how round the edges are

[torpid cape]

Yo that new camera align is good

[gleaming niche]

Yeah that camera align is nice tbh

[torpid cape]

AND THEY REALLY CALL IT 13

[gleaming niche]

I like that diagonal a lot

[torpid cape]

[gleaming niche]

I like that white though

[unreal field]

What’d you expect

[gleaming niche]

Thats clean

[solar rover]

o fuck

[limpid basin]

AEROSPACE GRADE

[gleaming niche]

also the smaller notch is quite nice too

[solar rover]

iPhone 4 is back

[olive quiver]

i guess that notch is smaller

[limpid basin]

THAT'S MY LINE

THEY SAID MY LINE

[torpid cape]

Wasnt it supposed to be a bad luck number

[gleaming niche]

@limpid basin What was your line? lmao

[torpid cape]

Also it looks more like a 12S

[limpid basin]

Aerospace Grade quality metals

[gleaming niche]

oh ahhahhaa

[olive quiver]

apple discovered that you can put the speaker up the top of the phone!

[torpid cape]

That blue color

[olive quiver]

other manufacturers discovered this... how many years ago?

[torpid cape]

Hope it doesn't suck like how old one look irl

[unreal field]

“Aerospace grade” come on

[olive quiver]

they kept the mini

[gleaming niche]

I do like that design though

[solar rover]

MINI

[limpid basin]

shaddap @unreal field

[olive quiver]

honestly I wasn't expecting them to

[high pond]

Bigger battery, woo

[gleaming niche]

Does really remind me of the iphonse 4

[unreal field]

It’s a dung statement

[limpid basin]

FINALLY lol

[gleaming niche]

iphone*

[limpid basin]

NO IT'S NOT. Stop being such a hater

[olive quiver]

brighter screen is always appreciated

[torpid cape]

Tfw your phone's attenae made by water bottle

[limpid basin]

Put the hateraide down

[gleaming niche]

YO WOT

[limpid basin]

bruh 1200 nits

[gleaming niche]

1200 NITS?

[limpid basin]

yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gleaming niche]

FUCKIN WHAT

[unreal field]

MILITARY GRADE MOTHERBOARD ARMOR

[torpid cape]

Lmao

[gleaming niche]

LMFAO FUCKIN WHAT

[limpid basin]

MUH NITS

[gleaming niche]

BRUH

[olive quiver]

1200 isn't that high

[limpid basin]

shush you

[torpid cape]

apple custom oled cough cough

[limpid basin]

it's teh highest

[high pond]

Throwing shade at Qualcomm

[gleaming niche]

I mean thats only in HDR

But dude its a PHONE doing that lmao

[merry burrow]

Here comes Apple with the 60% improvements

[gleaming niche]

5 NM POG

[limpid basin]

Oh @merry burrow is here too

[olive quiver]

@gleaming nicheyeah and there are android phones that can do 1500

[gleaming niche]

Damn really??

[unreal field]

Ope we’re in the lab

[spring sage]

Bring out the pro you cowards!

[solar rover]

6 cores pog

[torpid cape]

Peaks doesnt matter as much as sustain

Imo

[gleaming niche]

Well there it is right? First 5nm phone on the market yeah?

[high pond]

I want to play in that lab

[limpid basin]

my other mans is here too

yeeeeeh

[torpid cape]

You likely hit peaks in like 1% of usage

[olive quiver]

yeah and those same phones can do 1000 in sunlight

[limpid basin]

Hear that Steve?

[merry burrow]

I was 10% off ree

[limpid basin]

50% FASTER

[unreal field]

It looks techy

[torpid cape]

Also 5nm+ eh

[gleaming niche]

Er not 5NM

[limpid basin]

whoa this phone hauls

[gleaming niche]

I mean armv9

Sorry

[spring sage]

I wonder if anyone actually works in that room.

[gleaming niche]

Thats the first armv9 device I think right? Let alone phone

[olive quiver]

man, every company is going ham on billie eilish advertising it feels like

[torpid cape]

12 goes around like 600 bucks these days

[merry burrow]

All of this swanky hardware only to keep the display capped at 60Hz

[torpid cape]

It's gonna be hard to sell this one

If it's 799

[unreal field]

[limpid basin]

What does this even mean?

[gleaming niche]

Woah

[limpid basin]

Where?

[spring sage]

we havent seen the pro yet.

[gleaming niche]

Was that Apple maps?

[limpid basin]

Where have you seen a $599 12???

[olive quiver]

if a company can get billie eilish in their ads they'll do it

[torpid cape]

Ah sorry 700

[olive quiver]

or in product shots, or in screenshots, or anything

[limpid basin]

Was going to say

[torpid cape]

In my country

[fiery raft]

How they getting internet to work while hiking like that?

[high pond]

"You discovered a new specicies"

[gleaming niche]

This thing is gonna be insane

[spring sage]

faster ML for scanning your photos for cp.

[high pond]

Pokemon but for plants?

[torpid cape]

12 used to be like 900 here

[merry burrow]

Yeah but locking it to the Pro is lame, though expected. The 13 is more than capable of pushing it.

[limpid basin]

Would you believe me if I told you I got to work with her assistant?

[olive quiver]

yeah

[limpid basin]

Cuz I did hehe

[gleaming niche]

Gotta have a way to upcharge

😉

[limpid basin]

Fixed her phone

[olive quiver]

the pro has only ever had 1 or 2 features to differentiate it from the regular one

[spring sage]

I think it's more of a display/battery thing than anything.

[fiery raft]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wA9kQuWkU7I

[torpid cape]

So no reason to buy 13 over 12

[merry burrow]

They gave 13 a bigger battery tho

[limpid basin]

lmao

[torpid cape]

Unless you are obsessed with that camera align

[gleaming niche]

Here we go

[olive quiver]

bigger sensor in standard phone is nice

[gleaming niche]

Sensor shift

[limpid basin]

Don't put any of these phones on your bike

[torpid cape]

Bigger sensor?

[limpid basin]

It will destroy that sensor

[torpid cape]

Woooo

[gleaming niche]

Thats kinda pog

[spring sage]

no LIDAR though

[gleaming niche]

Bro these photos look insane though

[limpid basin]

Lidar gone 😦

[olive quiver]

no i can believe that apple

sorry

[torpid cape]

Oh boy

[spring sage]

not on the Pro?

[limpid basin]

13mm okay that's nice.

[gleaming niche]

Theres no way these are actual pics from the phone lol

[limpid basin]

It's true

The reason is because of the sensor + processing

[torpid cape]

You can capture these with proper lightning placement

[spring sage]

why not?

[limpid basin]

I've taken some shots that rivaled my own editing

[gleaming niche]

Why do my pictures never look that way? lmao

[olive quiver]

you do your lighting well and you can get great pictures from a phone

[limpid basin]

You take not good shots?

[torpid cape]

Your lightning is shit where you take photos lmao

[fiery raft]

cuz you succ

[limpid basin]

It's all about planning and ensuring you have appropriate lighting

[spring sage]

because you are not a pro photographer with expensive lighting.

[gleaming niche]

Lmfao thanks guys

[limpid basin]

LMAO

roasted

[gleaming niche]

LOL

[torpid cape]

Dont bully

[limpid basin]

FULL BULLY

[gleaming niche]

I dont claim to be a good photographer

But my shots never really feel that good, even in good lighting

[torpid cape]

Rack focus on a phone? Weird flex but okay

[high pond]

Holy crap that is some astonishing video for a phone

[limpid basin]

I took some bomb shots with my 12 Pro Max just yseterday

[gleaming niche]

This is insane quality

What the hell

[torpid cape]

iphone has been taking good video since slice bread imo

[unreal field]

I took some bomb shots with my [market leading phone camera]

[gleaming niche]

I think this ACTUALLY rivals my Sony A6100

[limpid basin]

shaddap @unreal field

You drank a full carraffe of hateraide today

[unreal field]

12 Pro Max brother

[limpid basin]

❤️

12 Pro Max Gang Gang

[torpid cape]

Not a very high ceiling to reach, consider the iphone camera much easier to operate

[limpid basin]

You know ever since I left Android, I've not really looked back.

I'm actually extremely happy with this.

[torpid cape]

Also the rack focusing looks..... unnatural to me

[fiery raft]

What is this fake ass knives out scene?

[gleaming niche]

It is given the giant sensor and lens size differences hahaha

[torpid cape]

Focus transition in real time

What

[olive quiver]

honestly it doesn't matter to me how many of these types of features they add if they still don't have a back button

[gleaming niche]

It looks like it's like actually there, rather than seamless. Thats the issue for me

[torpid cape]

You mean the phone knows what I'm going to focus

[limpid basin]

Okay

[unreal field]

Holy shit that has some potential

[limpid basin]

I MISS THE BACK BUTTON.

[torpid cape]

Before I even do that???

[limpid basin]

That's all I'll say

[torpid cape]

What

[olive quiver]

lol

[unreal field]

Back button

[limpid basin]

That's the only thing I miss from Android.

[gleaming niche]

What in the hell is this phone lol

[unreal field]

[olive quiver]

i like my splitscreen multitasking too

[gleaming niche]

KEKW

[torpid cape]

Nice, af tracking

[gleaming niche]

5G POG

[limpid basin]

We have this

[high pond]

5G!

[torpid cape]

Been wanting it for forever

[high pond]

5G!

[olive quiver]

on iphone? no you don't

[high pond]

Have you heard about 5G?!

[olive quiver]

FIVE GEE

[limpid basin]

5G IS SPOTTY DOWN HERE

[olive quiver]

LOW LATENCY

[limpid basin]

It's reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

[gleaming niche]

5G5G5G

[torpid cape]

IMAGINE CINEMATIC MODE BUT NO MANUAL EXPOSURE

[olive quiver]

NEW EXPERIENCES (not really. 4g is fast enough for everything)

[gleaming niche]

~insert 5G super cut~

[kindred tundra]

screen refresh?

[high pond]

5G!

[torpid cape]

5G blah blah blah

[limpid basin]

I'd honestly rather have 4G with more coverage

[torpid cape]

Who cares I can't even get 5G where I live

[olive quiver]

wow 200 carriers. Cool

[limpid basin]

I find myself turning off 5G sometimes lmao

[torpid cape]

[unreal field]

why does 5G matter until carriers build out their network

[high pond]

I turned off 5G permanantly

[gleaming niche]

Nah I think 5G will really take off after this gen

[unreal field]

It doesn’t fucking work

[limpid basin]

I might do the same

[high pond]

Its crap in SF

[limpid basin]

It works for me

When I'm at home, it's perfect.

1GB

[kindred tundra]

works in some places, shit elsewhere

[gleaming niche]

ESPECIALLY if mobile carriers offer trade in offers for free 5G phones

[limpid basin]

But go anywhere else and it's seriously 100KB

[olive quiver]

yeah and you burn through your data cap in 2 minutes

[gleaming niche]

POG battery life

[olive quiver]

so what difference does it make

[unreal field]

Oh damn it seems to work well for me as well

[torpid cape]

Binge watching on 5G is dangerous for your wallet

[unreal field]

It just seems really slow??

[kindred tundra]

whats a data cap

[solar rover]

pog

better battery

[olive quiver]

something that most people with phone plans have

[unreal field]

mobile data caps

[gleaming niche]

2.5 extra hours POG

[limpid basin]

There's reasons for this, but mainly it's the antennas

[olive quiver]

2.5 hours longer is a lot of extra battery

[limpid basin]

Your area probably has not such good coverage

I live nearby one.

[olive quiver]

that's almost what I use in a whole day normally

[limpid basin]

I'm in an area where Intel was working on 5G

[torpid cape]

Wait

[unreal field]

I get 1gb but it feels slower than 4g

[limpid basin]

So they built 5G towers down here.

[olive quiver]

I bet I could get 3 days of use out of a 13 pro max

[torpid cape]

They still release the mini

Kekw

[spring sage]

I have 5G disabled because AT&T sucks.

[gleaming niche]

Except for scanning for child porn on device

LUL

[torpid cape]

So bigger battery

[limpid basin]

I get 2.5 days out of my 12 Pro Max

[torpid cape]

Same here

[olive quiver]

has magsafe been a hit?

[torpid cape]

I actually forgot to charge these days

[limpid basin]

I was just looking at my Battery settings last night. I pulled it off charger 100% at 2:50PM and it was 2:00 AM, I was still at 85%

Bruh.

[gleaming niche]

I actually dont know a single person that uses magsafe lol

[olive quiver]

apple says it's been a hit but I don't exactly trust them to be honest with me

[limpid basin]

Not so much.

[torpid cape]

Hiding IP address??

YES

[limpid basin]

The MagSafe take has been slow

[olive quiver]

apple tracker in the wallet is nice

[limpid basin]

Very low adoption rate

[gleaming niche]

4K60 HDR

NAICE

[unreal field]

MagSafe clear case

[olive quiver]

god

[torpid cape]

Wait

[gleaming niche]

Wait

[torpid cape]

The wallet has find my

[olive quiver]

i truly don't understand it

[gleaming niche]

She said that wrong

[olive quiver]

it looks so bad

[gleaming niche]

Er sorta

[spring sage]

I use the magsafe charger.

[torpid cape]

FOR A WALLET WITH NO PROTECTION

[gleaming niche]

But whatever

128GB!

[vague smelt]

I'm walking outside, what's new about this iphone so far

[unreal field]

Hahaha

[gleaming niche]

STARTING 128GB

FINALLY

SWEET BALL SACKS BOYS WE DID IT

[high pond]

I bought a Magsafe charger too. I like it

[olive quiver]

I was expecting another year of 64GB

feels a year early for them to do 128GB

[limpid basin]

I love mine.

[torpid cape]

YOO

[olive quiver]

hey apple, what gives

[torpid cape]

128GB

[high pond]

Except the price, obviously. Buy the power brick seperately 🙄

[limpid basin]

But now I need to buy one of those 3-in-1 charging docks by Belkin

[olive quiver]

why are you increasing base storage on ipad and iphone this year

[torpid cape]

HOLY SHIT

[limpid basin]

Charge MagSafe, watch, and buds

[torpid cape]

128GB AT 799 IS PRATICALLY GOD LIKE

[olive quiver]

not really

it's still an $800 phone

[gleaming niche]

lmao

[spring sage]

wow, Apple didnt BS the storage tiers this time lol.

[unreal field]

He’s using a bike mounted iPhone on a motorcycle

[torpid cape]

nice bike for someone with an iphone

[limpid basin]

Yeah

[olive quiver]

13 is definitely a much better phone than the 12 was when it launched

[limpid basin]

I still have to sub for the $1/month iCloud storage tho

[kindred tundra]

smaller chips harder to get hold of probably

[torpid cape]

Where I live you do that your phone got stolen in 5 mins

[gleaming niche]

God Im so glad I held out and didnt buy anything

[olive quiver]

americans say names weird

[gleaming niche]

Wheres Phil

GIVE ME PHIL

[limpid basin]

No phil for u

[torpid cape]

13 pro moment now ladies and gents

[gleaming niche]

😦

GIVE ME PROMOTION APPLE

CHRIST

[high pond]

high refresh rate time?

Always on, perhaps?

[gleaming niche]

Better be now

Or else

[torpid cape]

INB4 NO 120HZ

[olive quiver]

maybe they'll announce that the 13 pro max won't be an unwieldy phone to hold and use

that would be fun

[kindred tundra]

wish it was on standard like the competition

[limpid basin]

120hz?

Dude

[gleaming niche]

Swear to GOD

[limpid basin]

The new cameras are LARGER

[vague smelt]

Purportedly why the 3060 has 12GB and 3080TI has 12

[still sun]

What did I miss?

[limpid basin]

They're like 14% larger or something?

I can't recall the exact number

[spring sage]

M1 in iPhone

[gaunt glacier]

No 120hz no type c. Unlucky

[limpid basin]

But they're larger

[kindred tundra]

pro = more cameras and a bigger battery?

[gleaming niche]

Theres no way

lol

[limpid basin]

Yes sort of

One additional camera, and larger sensors

[torpid cape]

That camera is massive lmao

[high pond]

Thats some sweet camera moves

[gleaming niche]

Fuuuuuuuck

[vague smelt]

Every year rumors say it's gonna happen and every year they're wrong lol

[olive quiver]

look how dumb the 5G cutout looks

[gleaming niche]

That camera bump tho

[kindred tundra]

most pro design.

[olive quiver]

it's still not a pretty sight

[fiery raft]

hey I know what they said

[torpid cape]

And yo the bump is even more thicker

[limpid basin]

BRUH THAT GOLD

[still sun]

That camera is huge

[olive quiver]

oh cool they stopped with the butt-ugly colours

[limpid basin]

I want that gold

[olive quiver]

good move apple

[spring sage]

looks like the 12.

[vague smelt]

I liked those colors thank you very much

[olive quiver]

the 12 pros came exclusively in ugly colours

[still sun]

Pacific blue was nice

[torpid cape]

Gold is good imo

[gaunt glacier]

Just give me black

[gleaming niche]

Im gonna miss my rose gold XS

[limpid basin]

That's a phat thickness

[spring sage]

You will take my midnight blue from my cold dead hands.

[torpid cape]

oh that blue is better

[gleaming niche]

I love that color

[limpid basin]

Blue gang gang

[high pond]

That blue is tasty

[torpid cape]

that camera bump is ridiculous lmao

[still sun]

What did I miss over the last 15 minutes?

[gleaming niche]

I wish the blue was darker tbh

[limpid basin]

What color is your current 12 Pro?

[torpid cape]

Smaller cutouts

[kindred tundra]

glass back and front, we looking at a 4s?

[still sun]

I had to go during the watch presentation

[limpid basin]

is it blue as well?

[high pond]

Silver

[limpid basin]

Oh okay.

[gleaming niche]

A15 POG

[unreal field]

Sapphire lens

[kindred tundra]

nothing of value, 128gb and a new processor on the iphone 13

[limpid basin]

@unreal field You upgrading right?

[torpid cape]

YO BIGGER BATTERY

[unreal field]

Not sure

[limpid basin]

Cuz I'm doing so when it's available

[olive quiver]

give me info on those cores apple

that's all i care about

[still sun]

128gb base is nice

[high pond]

5 core?

[limpid basin]

I go through TMobile. I grandfathered their old JUMP! program lmao

[still sun]

5 core base

[gleaming niche]

Yeah but 120hz though?

[torpid cape]

Blah blah blah where 120hz

[high pond]

Silicon differences between the 13 and the 13 Pro?

[gleaming niche]

YEAH BUT 120HZ THO?

[high pond]

Thats a first

[gleaming niche]

ok but 120hz ttho?

[still sun]

what does the 13 have?

is the 13 a15 as well?

[gleaming niche]

JOZ GIVEM ME

FUCK YESSSSSSSSSSSS

[kindred tundra]

yup

[limpid basin]

YES

[olive quiver]

hey there it is

[still sun]

120 hz when

[limpid basin]

YES IT'S HERE

[high pond]

oh yes

[limpid basin]

YEEEEESSS

[gleaming niche]

120 HZ BOYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[torpid cape]

OH HERE

[limpid basin]

I already knew but it's official

[still sun]

there is it

[olive quiver]

variable refresh too

[torpid cape]

129GZ

[olive quiver]

very sexy

[limpid basin]

Yeeeeeeeeeeeees

[torpid cape]

120HZ

[olive quiver]

10hz is a very low floor

[still sun]

finally the ipad pro isn't the only one

[torpid cape]

Yesssp

YEAAAAHH

[still sun]

10hz is fine for stationary stuff

[gleaming niche]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[torpid cape]

120HZ

[olive quiver]

oh that's SO much better than Samsung's implementation

[limpid basin]

ADAPTIVE FPS

YEEEEEEEEEEE

[gaunt glacier]

120hz on iPhone 13?

[torpid cape]

Nice

[unreal field]

@limpid basin fuck

[olive quiver]

properly adaptive too

[gleaming niche]

FINALLY

[torpid cape]

ADAPTIVE REFRESH RATE IS HUGE

[limpid basin]

@unreal field you literally have no choice now

[olive quiver]

The samsung implementation is so far behind that

[limpid basin]

lmao

[kindred tundra]

adaptive is nice, shame its not on the base

[olive quiver]

it's costly

the battery impact of that 120hz is going to be next to nothing @limpid basin

[unreal field]

locked 120hz users:

[torpid cape]

Next year maybe

[gleaming niche]

Does samsungs/android actually have variable?

[limpid basin]

absolutely

[olive quiver]

yeah

[still sun]

I hate this bullshit video

MORE TECH SPECS

[torpid cape]

Some have, but most afaik are locked

[olive quiver]

@gleaming niche if I'm watching a video or don't touch my screen for a while it drops down to 60hz

i think on the s21 ultra it goes down to 30 or something in the same situation

[limpid basin]

I don't knwo if y'all have ever experienced HDR

[olive quiver]

but apple's is constantly swapping up and down multiple times a second

[limpid basin]

BUT IT'S AMAZING

[gleaming niche]

Ah so it aint has responsive as promotion is then? As in it it does update as dynamically.

[olive quiver]

which is way better

[high pond]

5g!

[olive quiver]

no, samsung's isn't

apple's is

[limpid basin]

HDR is incredible how it changes your view of the content

[torpid cape]

HDR on a small device is not that great an experience

[gleaming niche]

Right got it. God YES Im so excited. This helps battery life a ton too

[olive quiver]

ya

[torpid cape]

But on my OLED B9 holy shit

[gleaming niche]

Wheres that always on display?

[olive quiver]

and the fact that it goes below 60 does a lot for battery life too

[gleaming niche]

yeah this has me HUGE POG

[limpid basin]

The current 12 Pro Max already has great battery savings

[high pond]

Looks like always on was another bust leak

[limpid basin]

THERE'S EVEN MOR ENOW

[unreal field]

give me camera

[torpid cape]

Adaptive refresh rate and bigger battery

[limpid basin]

bruh F1.5

That's INSANE

[torpid cape]

MY IPHONE 12 PRO MAX ALREADY LOOKING LIKE PIECE OF SHIT

[kindred tundra]

can I have that as a 9 inch.

[limpid basin]

Seriously

[torpid cape]

77mm what

[gleaming niche]

yeah my lowest lens is 1.4

[still sun]

so they are going for low light stuff

[limpid basin]

I don't want my 12 pro max anymore @unreal field

[gleaming niche]

So the fact that they are getting that low is nuts

[limpid basin]

I'm ready to dump it

[torpid cape]

1.5 what

WHAT

What the fuck

[gleaming niche]

This is crazy

[still sun]

I wish I had lavins money

[limpid basin]

This is absolutely insane

[limpid basin]

Bro I spent like $3K in car parts over 2 months

I'm broke

[gleaming niche]

And people said this was going to be an "S" year for the iphone top kek

[still sun]

uh oh

[olive quiver]

watch everyone lose their shit over this macro thing

[torpid cape]

Time to plan my future savings

[still sun]

cars are a waste of money

[torpid cape]

[olive quiver]

nobody has ever done this in a phone before :)

[limpid basin]

already lost it

[solar rover]

that's mad

[olive quiver]

brand new :)

[still sun]

buy an F150 lightning @solar rover

[olive quiver]

apple invented it

[gleaming niche]

Jesus

[limpid basin]

YEP'

[torpid cape]

2cm

WHAT

[unreal field]

Apple did it better

[torpid cape]

What

[limpid basin]

This

[gleaming niche]

I want this phone lmfao

[torpid cape]

2cm is huge