#Apple Event
round river
nerds
karmic egret
wind halo
Are they expecting anything other than a phone and watch?
uncut tundra
daddy apple
misty linden
fr
karmic egret
Ecosystem shilling.
sour prairie
Are they expecting anything other than a phone and watch?
airpods
uncut tundra
"spiciest restaurant in san diego"?
lament surge
I wonder if they'll remind people to update their devices.
Probably not, it generally isn't part of PR to focus on your massive vulnerabilities.
sour prairie
soo they made the screen bigger
steady harness
If this shit doesn't even touch the iPad area I'ma be s l e e p y
sour prairie
If this shit doesn't even touch the iPad area I'ma be s l e e p y
I dont think it does
brittle stratus
Mechanical Apple Watch when
leaden light
My mom just got a series 7, aod is basically unusable
On my old gear it died within a day or two of AOD
hushed grove
If this shit doesn't even touch the iPad area I'ma be s l e e p y
I don’t expect anything ground breaking from apple this time around
leaden light
what kinda screen did they use on the watch anyway
sour prairie
they specifically called out phone airpods and watch @steady harness
leaden light
I don’t expect anything ground breaking from apple this time around
Inb4 M3 ProMaxXR custom silicon
uncut tundra
sampling temperature every 5 seconds seems excessive
leaden light
Can the watch detect if you're dying
uncut tundra
Can the watch detect if you're dying
they started the event with supposed accounts of it doing just that
steady harness
sampling temperature every 5 seconds seems excessive
Someone make a temperature counter
wind halo
Someone make a temperature counter
Bruh my temp went up by .34 degrees this morning, am I dying?
steady harness
Yes 
hushed grove
Bro what if I’m sleeping and fall off the bed and the watch calls the police on me or some shit
Thinking I crashed
hushed grove
You know how awkward that convo would be
steady harness
Bro what if I’m sleeping and fall off the bed and the watch calls the police on ...
Holy shit your watch is a snitch, bruh wtf
karmic egret
how is low power mode a new feature.
cedar skiff
Did Apple not have one before?
karmic egret
apparently not
cedar skiff
My mum's android wear watch that she got like 3 years ago has a low power mode
whatever the android based watch operating system is called these days
uncut tundra
"product red" what a terrible name
cedar skiff
It's a company or something
karmic egret
"product red" what a terrible name
its a charity
hushed grove
Am I the only one who’s just 
so far
cedar skiff
yeah charity there you go
uncut tundra
Ah, never heard of it
cedar skiff
Apple's been doing project red stuff for ages
hushed grove
Yeah they have
uncut tundra
still never heard of it
uncut tundra
I really want to know how reliable the crash detection is
"automatically notifying emergency contacts in 10 seconds" from that image I saw
floral plank
don't yet have their own iphone
livid wolf
Using the pressure sensor to detect airbag is smart
@north kite are you not entertained
cedar skiff
New SE? Still no AOD?
uncut tundra
Using the pressure sensor to detect airbag is smart
as in, detecting increased pressure from an airbag deployment?
livid wolf
as in, detecting increased pressure from an airbag deployment?
that seerms like what they said
karmic egret
how exactly do you get paid to do this stuff
being in apple adverts
uncut tundra
haha
sour prairie
Apple watch pro?
uncut tundra
"my entire life has led up to this moment"
sour prairie
lol
karmic egret
Apple watch pro?
.... ffs
sour prairie
or extreme weather?
livid wolf
no way
karmic egret
so the 3, the se, the 8 and the pro.
livid wolf
i hope it's a pro
uncut tundra
I swear Apple hires more graphics artists than fucking Marvel
floral plank
FFS
uncut tundra
U L T R A
livid wolf
Mfw
hushed grove
I really want to know how reliable the crash detection is
Did I not hear them say they only trained with 1000 hours of driving data
misty linden
apple watch ultra 💯
leaden light
Ultra looks thick asf
uncut tundra
Did I not hear them say they only trained with 1000 hours of driving data
I imagine most of that was crash data haha
misty linden
only
misty linden
new button 
uncut tundra
wouldn't the "largest screen on an apple watch" make it more fragile
sour prairie
wouldn't the "largest screen on an apple watch" make it more fragile
well the frame goes around it which helps a lot
uncut tundra
-36 hours
just get a screenless watch at that point
you'll have like 100 hours at that point
livid wolf
Pog
livid wolf
I hope it's 999
hushed grove
I imagine most of that was crash data haha
But how would it be able to determine crash vs non crash?
uncut tundra
why is she so far away from the camera
hushed grove
If everything it looked at was crash
livid wolf
ikr
uncut tundra
since crashes can be very different
you need a lot more data to capture the variability
hushed grove
Yeah that’s where I’m lost lol
tall rain
Is apple watch still gimped when using Android tho?
sour prairie
16 GPS satellites are broadcasting L5 signals, and the signals are considered pre-operational uhh apple
livid wolf
you cannot use apple on android
hushed grove
Is apple watch still gimped when using Android tho?
I can imagine you are heavily limited if it even works at all
livid wolf
omg 86 decibel
sour prairie
that diving thing is cool
hushed grove
omg 86 decibel
Almost as loud as my mom when I put dishes in the sink instead of dishwasher
livid wolf
999 minimum
uncut tundra
motion sickness inbound
floral plank
$900
sour prairie
Wait did it say
they haven't said yet
hushed grove
I guess $799 then, closest without going over wins
tall rain
I can imagine you are heavily limited if it even works *at all*
Afaik it works, the experience is just gimped. Shame, because I'd like to give a AW a try.
sour prairie
I think $700
livid wolf
closest wins
hushed grove
I can imagine so?
livid wolf
wtf
hushed grove
JEFF IVE HEARD ENOUGH ABOUT WATCHES
steady harness
Can I call underwater?
"Sorry frank I'm under the water, give me a minute"
What the hells he saying, sounds like he's swimming or something
floral plank
damn
livid wolf
holy fuck that's a steal
hushed grove
Ayeeeeeeee
round river
tbh I would love that Apple Watch tech on their iPhone
fossil depot
steady harness
800 buckaroos
round river
imagine livestreaming underwater.
karmic egret
imagine livestreaming underwater.
signal doesnt work
steady harness
signal doesnt work
What if you had it tied to a snorkel /s
hushed grove
Duh
steady harness
Inver is literally just one of those sharks chewing cable lines under the water
sour prairie
the dual frequency thing is such a meme
Pre-operational signal with message set "unhealthy" until sufficient monitoring capability established
Apple, what are you thinking
livid wolf
What is wrong werd
livid wolf
it is operational
sour prairie
the satellites are not up for it
livid wolf
you are just mad you do not have the Ultra
sour prairie
I just think it is funny they are advertising something that is not working yet
steady harness
north kite
<@122487810287468544> are you not entertained
$800 fucking dollars
livid wolf
$800 fucking dollars
it's a fucking steal
hushed grove
Mens health features wen, measure my bowel movements
livid wolf
A dive computer alone is like $500?
a comparable one is likely minimum 350
hushed grove
Yeah to be fair the ultra is just the “I have money to piss or a specific task I need done it does” sorta device
light plover
lol by which metric are airpods the "best" headphone in the world
north kite
it's a fucking steal
Stop the steal
sour prairie
I thought the pros were pretty good for buds
remote mirageBOT
Hi cdbob 
uncut tundra
stream died f or me
uncut tundra
what did i miss
livid wolf
Yeah to be fair the ultra is just the “I have money to piss or a specific task I...
If you want a new apple watch with cellular, an extra $300 for the travel stuff is cheap
steady harness
what did i miss
The shilling has begun
livid wolf
This lady is in an outfit
round river
Spatial
tall rain
"Sorry frank I'm under the water, give me a minute"
*What the hells he saying, s...
I mean, my brother is a semi pro crew athlete and a iPhone user so that could be a real selling point tbh
hushed grove
Special audio
round river
are they trying to one up Dolby?
livid wolf
Apple is best
steady harness
I mean, my brother is a semi pro crew athlete and a iPhone user so that could be...
I'm mostly taking the piss as per usual
livid wolf
This lady has “I want to murder you” vibes
I would be honored
uncut tundra
This lady has “I want to murder you” vibes
round river
@karmic egret hi
hushed grove
Same energy
round river
livid wolf
48khz omg
uncut tundra
I thought that airpods already had touch controls
floral plank
they do not
hushed grove
Just button
uncut tundra
Ah
floral plank
i'm trying to figure out how tall she is
they got the actor from severance
hushed grove
It’s not worth upgrading so far
floral plank
you can probably make a guess
hushed grove
But these ones seem cool
uncut tundra
they got the actor from severance
never heard of that show
uncut tundra
FINALLY A LANYARD LOOP
north kite
is that usb c?
floral plank
finally
north kite
FUCK
steady harness
Ahhh apple
fossil depot
steady harness
kicking and screaming till the bitter end with lighting
sour prairie
@north kite dont you have an android anyways?
hushed grove
Apple at EU 🖕
livid wolf
$249
north kite
Nope
north kite
what a steal
Imagine if the android event is called stop the steal
hushed grove
Engraving kills resale value 
sour prairie
Oh well gimme pixel watch
Yea I'm thinking I'm gonna order one
floral plank
ok finally
steady harness
Apple at EU 🖕
"We literally told you to change this, we will fine you"
Apple: Alright, bet
livid wolf
iPhone time
tall rain
Every year I get my hopes up that I might get to try an Apple device
And then they refuse to go USBC
hushed grove
"We literally told you to change this, we will fine you"
Apple: **Alright, bet**
Starts writing a check
steady harness
No joke
floral plank
not the pro yet
brittle stratus
6.7"
steady harness
*Starts writing a check*
They'll figuring out some way to get around it, or fuck it, maybe they WILL just keep paying.
north kite
@sour prairie I love you
brittle stratus
hushed grove
At some point I would assume the eu would flat out say absofuckinglutely not and just reject sales
Entirely
uncut tundra
"most intense game" lol
round river
14+. eh
uncut tundra
this game looks boring af
north kite
this game looks boring af
What are you up to?
sour prairie
<@145288637708238848> I love you
❤️
north kite
meh ping me if there's anything interesting
14 pro will be nice
uncut tundra
What are you up to?
working
hushed grove
“All day battery life” for the first day
floral plank
thor
floral plank
lol who needs AF with that dof
sour prairie
that smoothing tech is super cool
uncut tundra
there's no way they got that close to that girl's feet running at full speed without a boom or gimbal
floral plank
i mean it's nothing new
uncut tundra
you can't physically bring your arms low enough and run at that speed
sour prairie
there's no way they got that close to that girl's feet running at full speed wit...
yea you cheese it
you heard they mentioned "use the whole sensor"?
uncut tundra
yes
uncut tundra
ROI?
floral plank
isn't video already cropped
uncut tundra
it seems like they're intentionally cropping more to get the motion smoothing
brittle stratus
No more SIM tray
floral plank
that's necessary for any software stabilization
uncut tundra
physical sim users malding rn
hushed grove
Bro ducking what
sour prairie
that along with lots of AI/processing I am sure
hushed grove
Why would you remove that
floral plank
that's why it's only for US i think
karmic egret
physical sim users malding rn
those dam europeans.
waxen vapor
eSIM is cool, I use it on my Pixel but to yeet the SIM tray entirely for US markets is something
hushed grove
Yeah, that’s a bold fucking move
uncut tundra
that just means they need to manufacture two more SKUs lol
steady harness
No ports of any sort 
round river
uncut tundra
No ports of any sort <:HMM:772945044365639682>
have they showed the port in any image
round river
ooo
steady harness
eSIM is cool, I use it on my Pixel but to yeet the SIM tray entirely for US mark...
**hyper cost cutting moves **
livid wolf
The rumors were true from last year?
uncut tundra
it can talk to space?
elon musk malding
waxen vapor
**hyper cost cutting moves **
Gotta make room for satellite communications 
round river
if the iPhone has satellite phone capabilites that be pog
livid wolf
it is pog
karmic egret
if the iPhone has satellite phone capabilites that be pog
only emergency and only text it looks like
waxen vapor
Yeah satellite is gonna be a thing. T-Mobile and Starlink already announced the partnership, Apple is doing it, it'll be a thing in Android 14.
round river
is it just me or she looks pregnant?
sour prairie
yea my guess is emergency and text/ping
waxen vapor
is it just me or she looks pregnant?
round river
2nd trimester?
karmic egret
is it just me or she looks pregnant?
questions you dont ask.
floral plank
is it just me or she looks pregnant?
no, just you
livid wolf
that's amazing
round river
waxen vapor
Is this where Apple really describes something that should be a 30sec talk
cedar skiff
it seems like they're intentionally cropping more to get the motion smoothing
oh are apple finally getting good stabilisation
sour prairie
Is this where Apple really describes something that should be a 30sec talk
I mean it is a cool feature
cedar skiff
isn't that nice
uncut tundra
I like how visualizing text compression they physically shrank the size of the message bubble 
waxen vapor
I mean it is a cool feature
The thing is this seems to require specific hardware. T-Mobile and Starlink claim it'll work on all phones.
hushed grove
Pied piper compression algo irl
sour prairie
The thing is this seems to require specific hardware. T-Mobile and Starlink clai...
ehh IDK they said they tuned antennas
that can mean a lot
waxen vapor
I guess we'll see what the supported phone list is like after they go through this talk
floral plank
how??
north kite
how much for non iphone 14
karmic egret
how much for non iphone 14
non existant
north kite
uh oh
hushed grove
“Build our products to last”
floral plank
nah im gonna sell it
steady harness
<:pepehmm:875176673144877056> I guess we'll see what the supported phone list is...
karmic egret
nothing about the port.
hushed grove
They haven’t decided yet hehe
round river
Renewable Energy?
waxen vapor
<a:idontfeelsogoodblob:558221265903681557>
Shit I missed it, was it 14 exclusive?
fossil depot
round river
hmmm
north kite
how much was the 13?
fossil depot
round river
not bad tbh
tall rain
Notch
fossil depot
cedar skiff
Mini is kill?
livid wolf
I am excited for the pro
karmic egret
Mini is kill?
looks it
light plover
yo this music sounds like idris elba
hushed grove
Oh they so fucking intentionally hid the port in that clip
hushed grove
With her finger
round river
assuming it is 128gb
fossil depot
they said they going big
cedar skiff
quite surprised to see a non pro larger model
karmic egret
I saw a port
fossil depot
same
north kite
it has been rumored for a year
cedar skiff
I suspect that one is going to be a very popular purchase
round river
quite surprised to see a non pro larger model
it has been rumored
north kite
the 13 mini and 12 mini didn't sell well
hushed grove
In the clip with the lady on the couch
round river
and confirmed finally.
karmic egret
I saw no port
on the zoom out
cedar skiff
Also the fact that even Apple has killed the mini is surely proof enough for all the people still claiming that people want a small phone
round river
the 13 mini and 12 mini didn't sell well
mini battery bad tbh
hushed grove
Oh there it was
round river
almost got mini
sour prairie
ahh they trolled
north kite
I think it was more than just the battery
floral plank
theres a port
round river
glad i didnt
sour prairie
Pro is coming now
livid wolf
gosh look at how big those windows are
Apple spent big money on them
omg it's time
PILL POG
hushed grove
YOU CANT GO BACK
sour prairie
WTF
floral plank
niceee
hushed grove
They cockteased us with the port and then prevented us from scrolling back
livid wolf
where's the port though
fossil depot
huh???
tall rain
Also the fact that even Apple has killed the mini is surely proof enough for all...
I have been legitimately thinking about trading in my Pixel 6 Pro for the ASUS ZenFone so...
fossil depot
wtf is this
livid wolf
Did they show the pro bottom yet
fossil depot
"we have hole punch at home"
steady harness
I have been legitimately thinking about trading in my Pixel 6 Pro for the ASUS Z...
round river
tall rain
Notch
hushed grove
That purple is sexy asf
sour prairie
"sure to become iconic"
north kite
Steve Woziniak is pissed that this guy's name
cedar skiff
that hole punch hahahaha
livid wolf
Cmon, is it Type C or Lightning
north kite
"sure to become iconic"
ironic?
cedar skiff
that's a lot
livid wolf
They have to be hiding the bottom for a reason right?
steady harness
Cmon, is it Type C or Lightning
I'm gonna say lightning and I have zero evidence to back that up.
cedar skiff
I mean, it looks neat
livid wolf
i like the dynamic smudge
cedar skiff
It's hard to deny it
north kite
they are just trying to hide the button
cedar skiff
Ok they've swayed me actually
hushed grove
I didn’t see a tab in the zoom out
karmic egret
Its to hide the giant camera
hushed grove
So I think lightning
north kite
They have to be hiding the bottom for a reason right?
back to 24 pin
round river
ngl the dynamics of the pill look good on the pro
cedar skiff
This looks much less stupid with how it works with notifications
livid wolf
I don't think they showed the bottom
cedar skiff
Turning a flaw into a feature isn't bad
hushed grove
They did for the 14
livid wolf
not for the pro though
hushed grove
Not the pro yet
karmic egret
till you go landscape.
uncut tundra
is there no notch?
sour prairie
they just did
livid wolf
the pro must be usb-c then
sour prairie
oh you mean for the port
karmic egret
is there no notch?
its massive
floral plank
is there no notch?
they just hiding it
hushed grove
is there no notch?
It’s there but it’s not all the way to the top
cedar skiff
is there no notch?
no it's a dynamic island
uncut tundra
lmao
cedar skiff
were you not watching
hushed grove
It’s actually fairly clever how they hide it tbh
cedar skiff
it is
uncut tundra
I'm doing other things at the same time
cedar skiff
It looks very stupid without any of this integration
round river
props to apple tbh
sour prairie
yea I like the idea
hushed grove
How much you think Lyft paid for that plug
round river
dynamic island is well made
hushed grove
Lol
livid wolf
it looks awful on widescreen
cedar skiff
it also means software features being gated behind the display model
livid wolf
mfw
cedar skiff
mini is dead!
round river
i dont recall any other android phone having this level of features
cedar skiff
long live usable sized phones!
livid wolf
2000 nits pog
hushed grove
Oh my god
livid wolf
yuge
sour prairie
it looks awful on widescreen
I mean it looks like android
livid wolf
what about the bottom though
floral plank
2000 peak probably
hushed grove
round river
wow
livid wolf
aod is meh
cedar skiff
ayyy apple got always on
But everyone has always told me that iphones don't need always on display
livid wolf
why do i need my screen on if i am not using it
cedar skiff
Apple cunts what are you talking about
steady harness
Shit even my A71 has always on
north kite
why do i need my screen on if i am not using it
to waste battery life
sour prairie
I know lol
livid wolf
but
cedar skiff
this shit has been possible for half a decade
sour prairie
OHH A16
livid wolf
where's the bottom
uncut tundra
hold on so is it normal AOD or is it this stupid dimmed lockscreen thing?
cedar skiff
hold on so is it normal AOD or is it this stupid dimmed lockscreen thing?
Huh it actually might be the dimmed screen
they do have a point then
round river
A16
cedar skiff
if that's what the AOD looks like then it's quite impressive
sour prairie
4nm 
livid wolf
4 nanometers pog
sour prairie
there is
north kite
they keep stealing our nanometers
uncut tundra
if that's what the AOD looks like then it's quite impressive
samsung has literally been able to do full color AOD for years
sour prairie
in the pro
misty linden
i stopped watching the stream idk
livid wolf
yuge
misty linden
in the pro
o wow
sour prairie
does the non pro not get A16
no it has the A15
cedar skiff
???
north kite
does the non pro not get A16
nope
sour prairie
they already said that
north kite
you missed the slide
sour prairie
it is confirmed
cedar skiff
I wasn't watching
round river
was this also rumored last year
livid wolf
17 tops pog
round river
regarding the chips
sour prairie
see now they have a system of new chip in pro and old in regular though
hushed grove
No “the competition”
sour prairie
cedar skiff
So the iphone 14 is the same price as last year while being pretty much the same phone as last year
is that right?
steady harness
No “the competition” <:PES_HyperReee:585741737964863489>
"The rest of these clowns"
floral plank
lol test charts
hushed grove
"The rest of these clowns"
That’s more like it
uncut tundra
So the iphone 14 is the same price as last year while being pretty much the same...
it has a bigger camera sensor
round river
48mp
livid wolf
inflation has been 8% so it is cheaper
round river
it better be super sharp
livid wolf
you are paying less for more phone
uncut tundra
Does Apple manufacture their own sensors or do they buy them from another company?
livid wolf
buy
cedar skiff
I like when Apple talks about things that have been happening for years as though they're brand new
Apple buys sensors
floral plank
they probably buy from sony
sour prairie
were all the 13's wireless chargign
uncut tundra
her eyes are huge holy
cedar skiff
Hey shoutout to Apple for diverse marketing
hushed grove
What can the main camera do? It can take pictures
cedar skiff
For real
hushed grove
steady harness
What can the main camera do? It can take pictures
I'll take 20
cedar skiff
And their direct care for how cameras and displays work with dark skin tones
uncut tundra
ProRAW, as opposed to AmateurRAW
cedar skiff
Lol they're talking about sensor crop
BRAND NEW FEATURE
NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN A PHONE*
*as long as the phone is an iphone
uncut tundra
Lol they're talking about sensor crop
I mean... I've never heard of it before 
hushed grove
ProRAW, as opposed to AmateurRAW
I prefer IntermediateRaw, I’m not that good but I’m not a noob
sour prairie
and kinda cheating?
cedar skiff
Do you just mean quad bayer @sour prairie
sour prairie
the showed it quickly and glossed over it
cedar skiff
The thing that's not even remotely new
steady harness
It is only cheating if you get caught 
cedar skiff
and been used in phones for years
floral plank
yeah it's quad bayer
cedar skiff
Yep Apple might call it new but it's not
hushed grove
Cyaptchur
sour prairie
and been used in phones for years
it did not look like regular quad bayer and they said new pixel pattern specifically
cedar skiff
it was
And when apple says "new" they mean "new to apple"
Most companies do really
cedar skiff
but apple in particular likes to wait quite a while to add things then act like it's an innovation
hushed grove
Inb4 they use micro usb before usb c
floral plank
the camera updates are pretty zzzzz
cedar skiff
nah they do seem pretty useful
sour prairie
the camera updates are pretty zzzzz
"biggest leap ever for camera"
steady harness
Inb4 they use micro usb before usb c
"We've had a thought over it and decided mini usb is the way to go with our new hurricane connector"
cedar skiff
yes?
steady harness
Called it
livid wolf
That is we can sign off
uncut tundra
good eye
hushed grove
The bowble
sour prairie
I am surprised the pill did not come to the regular ones TBH
uncut tundra
why does this sound like the girl from Scorpion
sour prairie
probably cause apple knows you want people who see it to know you have a pro
hushed grove
You see that flip tho
round river
gimbal like
hushed grove
You already said this part apple
round river
lol unrealistic use cases
uncut tundra
You already said this part apple
they're using Jobs' Rule of Three
hushed grove
Release the same product 3 times?
uncut tundra
almost
customer is too dumb to remember more than 3 things in any launch, so you only show 3 things total, repeat them if necessary
cedar skiff
real interesting choice not to give the A16 to the non-pro
What's up with that
Is the A16 massive or something?
uncut tundra
it's for professionals only
hushed grove
Professional Fortnite gamers
uncut tundra
hey daddy apple is back
cedar skiff
Oh fab capacity maybe?
steady harness
it's for professionals only
Or Dad's credit card, whichever really
cedar skiff
Do they not have enough space to make them
uncut tundra
Oh fab capacity maybe?
aren't they both on TSMC 5nm?
hushed grove
Overstock of last process?
round river
YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED?!
uncut tundra
4nm is just an optimization of 5nm afaik, should be same fab right?
cedar skiff
Wait, ULTRA?
round river
No mention of WATER RESISTANCE ON THE IPHONE
cedar skiff
Apple isn't allowed to use that word
round river
i repeat
cedar skiff
Apple is only allowed to call things pro
round river
It was brief
lmao brief
cedar skiff
wait
round river
tf
sour prairie
I mean they have always had it
sour prairie
so you just assume they keep it
floral plank
ask tims barber
round river
it still has good water resistance so im fine but an improvement couldve been
floral plank
yup
hushed grove
Oops did I say that out loud
cedar skiff
It's an Apple event
hushed grove
No but like
steady harness
can I finally access the store again
cedar skiff
Was their music choice at least good
cedar skiff
Apple's music choice is generally excellent
sour prairie
they didn't even show off A16 performance?
sour prairie
maybe that was when I got up
fossil depot
cedar skiff
there was some 40% number
sour prairie
but I thought there was not much
cedar skiff
It might've been vs competition
Can you imagine if live chat was turned on for these events
3 million viewers
all with access to chat
Google would probably end up yelling at them for it
website updated
fossil depot
finally 48mp camera
cedar skiff
A15 is 15 billion transistors and A16 is 16 billion transistors
so there must just not be enough capacity
kinda rough to keep it the same price with the same SOC as last year
floral plank
48mp is just a result of quad bayer
steady harness
"Join the conversation by getting apple chat and for this and upcoming events have access to comment live for 99.99"
floral plank
their new big feature is just a crop
cedar skiff
A16 on all models
floral plank
and the 65% bigger sensor but that's it lol
cedar skiff
reckon they'll sell them simultaneously?
floral plank
i'll wait for the 15 to upgrade
floral plank
never heard of that show
i think it just got an emmy idk its pretty good
cedar skiff
severance is good yeah
Hey how nice would it be if airpods pro could just be the wireless earbud
uncut tundra
what's it about?
cedar skiff
office
but imagine
you in office different you to outside
brain gets severed
go inside different person
come out different person
outside live separate from inside life
uncut tundra
is this like a cyberpunk-y thing
cedar skiff
no
it's like an office
kind of
scifi thriller-y thing
not super sci
a bit fi
But the whole concept is really that your inside and outside mind are completely separated. Neither version of you has any knowledge or recollection of the other life
give it a shot
steady harness
steady harness
we opening this thread again?
The tomb has been opened
Oh look there's last year me
north kite
I am wathcing macrumors live blog
cedar skiff
I don’t know if it’s because I’m sick, but Apple Vision Pro is an ugly sounding product name
tall rain
Tim Apple
cedar skiff
That’s him
cedar skiff
Hey is it just me or does this look like an Apple Watch
wild hatch
this music is so jarring..
cedar skiff
I’m struggling with it too but I feel like it’s due to the aforementioned sickness
brittle stratus
nah the music is pretty buggy
livid wolf
siri
cedar skiff
Christ that’s a bright display
cedar skiff
Why are they doing a sketch
livid wolf
LET'S GO APPLE
compact sentinel
cedar skiff
I’m surprised this got through
This feels like something that was approved entirely by executives
They’d gobble this shit up
cedar skiff
Man I hate this
Apple board of directors watching this and giving each other the firmest possible slaps on the back
Great work team. This is going to send an amazing message
compact sentinel
Who approved this shit
halcyon trail
Greta will be pleased....
wild hatch
oh my god the staring
cedar skiff
That went for so long
sleek torrent
They didn't wanna disappoint theys momma
brittle stratus
Courtesy of MS Paint
compact sentinel
Coincidence? I think not!
wild hatch
i read that as 2OBO lol
ah yes, now you can feel like you're saving the planet by charging your shiny new apple watch..
cobalt edge
ah yes, now you can feel like you're saving the planet by charging your shiny ne...
Indeed
Well, better than nothing i suppose
karmic egret
They didn't wanna disappoint theys momma
That bit was so shit
cedar skiff
It was really bad yeah
livid wolf
based apple
cedar skiff
Apple should not do sketches
sleek torrent
That bit was so shit
It's a long bit to basically say pls don't hurt us we also won't give you usb c cables
karmic egret
It's a long bit to basically say pls don't hurt us we also won't give you usb c ...
Or watch chargers
potent arrow
👀
cedar skiff
Surely they aren’t skipping the watch charger
It’s proprietary bullshit and surprisingly expensive
karmic egret
Surely they aren’t skipping the watch charger
Lol It was a joke
sleek torrent
I have S8 now so I likely won't upgrade until 2-3 gens more
cobalt edge
no leather
cedar skiff
Lol It was a joke
Right but it’s Apple. It’s not out of the question
cobalt edge
What the fuck is this stance
karmic egret
I have S8 now so I likely won't upgrade until 2-3 gens more
I'm really debating a new watch and phone...
livid wolf
he needs to have his legs wider to handle his massive
sleek torrent
I just buy new phone cause I more or less am leasing them via iPhone Upgrade Program
potent arrow
What the fuck is this stance
🧍🏼♂️
karmic egret
I just buy new phone cause I more or less am leasing them via iPhone Upgrade Pro...
Work offered to pay my contract...
halcyon trail
pretty sure Cows are one of the most damaging to our ozone... so surely using more leather would help that and feed people by killing them cows 😄 haha
karmic egret
pretty sure Cows are one of the most damaging to our ozone... so surely using mo...
Scale...
sleek torrent
Work offered to pay my contract...
Do eet
livid wolf
2000 nits is pog
cedar skiff
It’s incredibly bright yeah
brittle stratus
that's pretty bright
wild hatch
gottem
livid wolf
my lg tv is only like 1000
karmic egret
I've never seen anyone with a ultra..
halcyon trail
only $4203988546564
brittle stratus
3000 nits 
sleek torrent
I've never seen anyone with a ultra..
I'm in the bay so I see a ton of people with them. Doesn't look good tho lol
compact sentinel
Last year company gave everyone a series 8 as year end gifts, guess it's series 9 this year
livid wolf
that's a lot of nits
halcyon trail
Last year company gave everyone a series 8 as year end gifts, guess it's series ...
get me one 😉 thank you
livid wolf
amen
cedar skiff
It’s a lot bigger than it looks in an isolated render
fossil depot
cedar skiff
But does the SE have AOD
It’s nice of them to say that they’re carbon neutral with the non default band
compact sentinel
all these smart watches arent going to have battery life longer than a few days
livid wolf
TIM
steady harness
WHERES MY IPAD CALCULATOR TIM
livid wolf
iphone 15 pro time let's go
cedar skiff
WHERES MY IPAD CALCULATOR TIM
Perish, and also this is the best one I’ve found so far. No ads, no purchase
https://apps.apple.com/au/app/calculator-plus-v2/id1181465428
fossil depot
its the same lol
compact sentinel
What an achievement!
steady harness
Crazy
karmic egret
Holy camera hump
wild hatch
these transitions 
fossil depot
livid wolf
show me it's hole
compact sentinel
"a hit"
cedar skiff
A hit???
compact sentinel
Do you expect them to say otherwise lmao
cedar skiff
Literally the only thing I’ve heard about it in the past year is that it feels useless
cobalt edge
Cant hate that dynamic island seems nice
livid wolf
i want iut
cedar skiff
Exaggeration to call it a hit though
compact sentinel
it's a glorified notification area
cobalt edge
¯_(ツ)_/¯
compact sentinel
still 60Hz or?
halcyon trail
Cant hate that dynamic island seems nice
I've hardly used it tbh with ya
cedar skiff
Brighter display on the base model is always appreciated
compact sentinel
Probably still 60Hz LMFAO
cedar skiff
Of course it would be
wild hatch
yikes
livid wolf
Probably still 60Hz LMFAO
of course
cedar skiff
They need something to sell you on the pro
cobalt edge
I've hardly used it tbh with ya
I thought it was supposed to be passive
livid wolf
120 hz is Super Retina HD XDR with OPromotion
cedar skiff
Hey they green is nice
karmic egret
That looks like a 4s removavke back cover...
cedar skiff
Wait are they saying it’s plastic
sleek torrent
green pops
halcyon trail
I thought it was supposed to be passive
it is but it hardly activated with my daily use
cobalt edge
Why must they always use buzzwords
cedar skiff
I wasn’t paying attention but is the back made of plastic?
cobalt edge
No
sleek torrent
I wasn’t paying attention but is the back made of plastic?
glass
cedar skiff
Why’d they talk about it so much then
cobalt edge
Buzzwords
cedar skiff
Well duh
wild hatch
karmic egret
I wasn’t paying attention but is the back made of plastic?
That's gunna need a case or the camera hump is going to be a pia
compact sentinel
f/1.6 is eeehh
sleek torrent
Cause not the Pro
cedar skiff
That's gunna need a case or the camera hump is going to be a pia
Is it that much bigger?
livid wolf
they should do what Google Pixel does
They keep talking about Pixels
this is an Apple event not Google, do not be silly
brittle stratus
need a new name for pixels
cedar skiff
I mean yeah this is the benefit of those higher megapixel sensors
karmic egret
They keep saying optic for a digital zoom...
cedar skiff
Thanks Apple for kneecapping the cheap but still expensive iphone slightly less
cobalt edge
Apple camera's are always nice
livid wolf
Apple camera's are always nice
Google's camera is better
how? w ho knows
but it is better
livid wolf
it is better camera
Pixel
Phone by Google
do you know?
i want to trade in an S22 for a Pixel 8
phone by Google
cobalt edge
Thank god they recycled the gold in the cameras
cedar skiff
Lmao ok so they’re really just doing this huh
Just leaving the base model a year behind on the SOC
compact sentinel
to be fair the A16 is still faster than anything Android lol
8 Gen 2 is like 15% slower
cedar skiff
This is true
compact sentinel
so this isnt inherently wrong
cedar skiff
My issue is that the cheapest iPhone 15 is still very far from a cheap phone
livid wolf
i hope it has no port
compact sentinel
yeah $750 aint cheap
cobalt edge
Apple is always premium, this was expected
compact sentinel
and there is no mini any more
livid wolf
that would be lit
cedar skiff
Saving money with last gen’s SOC is ehhh
livid wolf
ehhh macarena
cobalt edge
I usually go for refurbished anyways
cedar skiff
and there is no mini any more
They’ve started making the 13 mini again lmao
Retailers have started selling them again
cedar skiff
This is cool
cobalt edge
Fuck me great transition
cedar skiff
Doing the voice isolation test with a mic that is absolutely not the phone mic, being recorded definitely not through a phone call
livid wolf
i used to work at a roadside assistance company
cobalt edge
This is a pretty nice feature
brittle stratus
SUB C
livid wolf
i guess they lost out on the contract
brittle stratus
they actually did it
livid wolf
suba suba