#Wrong answers only, how do you get off the island?
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euthanasia
An anvil
idk if dying is considered escaping but whatever
ACME book on escaping a deserted island.
Getofftheislandinator
A fridge 
I look through the mirror, I see what I saw, I grab the saw, I saw the table in half, two halves make a whole, I go through the hole and escape
Dig a tunnel
🔥
One of the three games I was allowed to bring was literally just a plane
So I used that to leave
another island
Rocket defense 🔥
Become the messiah, walk to the land
Easy
A bag full of golden goods and a suspicious lack of food
Eat your leg and give the food to the random kid with an impossible dream for character development and sad backstory
Clash Royale
You don't escape. Just stay there. It's a peaceful island.
First, grab a shovel and dig a hole that's 6 feet deep and wide enough for a human to fit in. Second, grab a slab and engrave your name, your birthdate, and the date today. Place the slab right next to the hole, but not inside the hole. Third, lay in the hole and cover yourself in all the dirt you dug. You may bring a flower if you wish
My phone with one app installed; PVZ Heroes.
Yes I’ll be entertained
But what help is that if I’m stuck there forever?
Eventually I’ll get bored
giant oil reserve
Well dehydration is one of our first issues, so let's go with diuretics.
and maybe a nice pair of running shoes
HG's Teleportation Station
A jar of sand
A tungsten cube 1 meter on all dimensions chained to my waist
You call for help but you shoot down every plane, sink every boat, and blow up every car that tries to save you
alternatively, a hologram generator that makes it look like the island is overrun by dinosaurs
24 pounds of nickels
Oil
so America can come and save you ?
Ye
Oh I thought you were going to wait for rain and cover yourself in it
a cookie, cuz I might get hungry
wilson the volleyball
Drink the sea and walk off
Blow up shoes
Map of Epstein Island and hope I don't need it
a magazine
tbh give me a banana
i will not escape the island and instead form a beautiful banana farm which will sustain me
I turned off my computer and made sure it's powered down, I did drop it in a 43 foot hole in the ground, I buried it completely and the boulders are fine, I burned my clothes I worn everytime im online, then I dug another 43 foot hole on the ground separated from the previous ones so I'm safe from virus, then made a tunnel to go through another island, why you say it isn't legit cuz you are on Mariana trench
A gun with one bullet.
the demon core
