Congratulations! You've been promoted to God. Unfortunately humanity sucks and you have to end it, but you get to choose how. Will it be nukes, a meteor, trillions of spiders? Your choice.
#How would you make the world end?
slow zephyr
setting every currency in the world to be worth absolutly nothing and watch the chaos unsue
radiant solar
Continue to do nothing about climate change
jovial rose
I don't like this question
carmine axle
Use a supercollider and create black holes to destroy the solar system
strong bay
send the world back millions of years, chuck meteor at africa
probably the most efficient way
to end just humanity
u cant just delete the ancestor to humans because thats not how evolution works
they'll just evolve up again
timber mortar
Is this even a question? You already answered it at the start.
tawdry wolf
double the mass of all protons on earth
timber mortar
double the mass of all protons on earth
What does this do again?
tawdry wolf
tropic canyon
Summon Sisyphus Prime
tawdry wolf
What does this do again?
idk but itll probably fuck up something
im not a quantum scientist
magic otter
Put "Thick of it" on loop for the whole planet to hear at the loudness of a train passing by for the rest of eternity
tropic canyon
You’re supposed to double the amount of electrons iirc
tropic canyon
It still does methinks
radiant solar
What does this do again?
Destroy physics
magic otter
Alternative solution: swap the planets place with literally any other planet in the sysem
buoyant mason
carmine axle
It still does methinks
Oh hey the name of my favorite moon of jupiter is here
spark ivy
can't we like, make a virus that kills only humans or whatever if we really want to kill only humanity and nothing else
a la that one infection game
carmine axle
You’re supposed to double the amount of electrons iirc
I think if you double the mass of protons and electrons it makes things a lot heavier maybe
carmine axle
a la that one infection game
Ah yes, Plague Inc.
tropic canyon
Oh hey the name of my favorite moon of jupiter is here
Omg it’s a niche Balatro joker
carmine axle
Omg it’s a niche Balatro joker
Hi
tropic canyon
:3
carmine axle
:3
winged socket
I can't think of anything interesting just make a cartoonish anvil fall onto everyone or something
tropic canyon
Friendship established welcome to the hive mind
Give everyone an extreme, insatiable urge to gamble so all the money in the world gets spent responsibly
timber mortar
Give everyone an extreme, insatiable urge to gamble so all the money in the worl...
But then the house will always win...
tropic canyon
Too bad these chips are all virtual
vale herald
compress our sun to the size of a peanut
timber mortar
compress our sun to the size of a peanut
Then we would die of a very icy ice age.
carmine axle
Too bad these chips are all virtual
Balatro reference omg
vale herald
Then we would die of a very icy ice age.
i was thinking more so about turning it into a black hole
carmine axle
Then we would die of a very icy ice age.
Or float of from the solar system since the gravitational field around the sun is smaller and out of bounds for the earth
carmine axle
i was thinking more so about turning it into a black hole
Wait what
How does that work again?
flat pilot
Voting the far right
carmine axle
You turn the sun into the size of a peanut, now its just small
vale herald
You turn the sun into the size of a peanut, now its just small
well no, it has the same mass, it’s just been compressed into a really small particle
loud crystal
Round pi to 4
jovial rose
Round pi to 4
this is definitely the most mathematician answer possible
fiery palm
Congratulations! You've been promoted to God. Unfortunately humanity sucks and y...
just kill Austrian Archduke
dim pier
This question is awful what the fuck sub
timber mortar
Round pi to 4
Wow... that sounds very bad mathematically as it could collapse the fabric of the entire universe if pi was 4 instead of 3.14.
timber mortar
This question is awful what the fuck sub
Just have some fun with theoretical destruction.
carmine axle
therefore, black hole
Oh makes sensr
primal crag
I don't like this question but I'd throw everyone into a black hole on the off chance we'd just end up in a parallel universe
Seems like a fun experience anywah
wispy geyser
This question is awful what the fuck sub
Wdym
wispy geyser
Round pi to 4
This is the best answer so far
dry herald
I would take the ozone layer of the world
acoustic dust
loud crystal
this is definitely the most mathematician answer possible
More the physicist part but point taken :P
woven ice
- Why
- Do nothing (and hope my pessimism is accurate I guess?)
- If I can't do nothing, uh.. I'll be back in a few with an actual answer
magic otter
Give control over the world to EA and watch them paywal air and water
nimble jetty
Among us with everyone 😱
normal pebble
Ive thought about this before
I would choose a rapture
Except you arent going anywhere
And eventually you ascend out of the earths atmosphere
normal pebble
This question is awful what the fuck sub
I actually disagree
This one is wayyyyy better than the 12 days of christmas one
drifting acorn
Sev when it comes to saying things he probably shouldn’t:
Anyways uhhh
For the question does it mean all life or human life
strong bay
I actually disagree
Yeah this is a pretty good one
U can be funny with this or u can be practical
drifting acorn
I said i fw this qotd
Are you not aware enough to realize you were also heavily trashing on a separate QOTD
normal pebble
Oh no i realise that
But me trashing on that qotd is
A known quality
Ive done it on 4 seperate occasions, that qotd was ASS
strong bay
Eh i dont think the 12 days of christmas one was bad
strong bay
yeah who cares i dont see the issue with shitting on a qotd
dense helm
If humanity were that bad, then it'd probably destroy itself 
quaint vigil
Create an army of 7000 Kung Fu Dugongs to take out everyone
celest rose
Make a curse that makes everyone want to kill each other
Children can also be affected by this curse
fallow mountain
Probably tactical cukes
wispy geyser
yeah who cares i dont see the issue with shitting on a qotd
😭
Just kidding I don't care
winged socket
Are you not aware enough to realize you were also heavily trashing on a separate...
I’d end humanity by shitting on a qotd tbh
wispy geyser
Fun fact before toilets were invented people used to shit on qotds
quaint steeple
setting every currency in the world to be worth absolutly nothing and watch the ...
Naaah bro is devious
Make it so farts make a random person explode on the planet
lapis rose
every9one gets a mystery death
like
lootbox
death
they dont get to choose but its a death
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fuck
lapis rose
Congratulations! You've been promoted to God. Unfortunately humanity sucks and y...
actually i disintegrate the inner and outer cores and the lower and upple mantle of the earth, and turn that phat ass planetary bitch inside out how cool would that be
woven ice
Make every person constantly hallucinate a world dominated by social values, customs, and political constructs most opposing theirs. They cannot leave this state through any means other than death or realizing the hallucination is implausible (if it would be so). If this is similar enough to the current world, or if the target individual doesn't have enough of an opinion to go on, this does nothing to them instead.
bleak halo
I give everyone the death note
halcyon phoenix
make all ants one meter tall
sullen jewel
make cheese not be stringy
eager jasper
Dimensional Merge.
jovial rose
Microsoft excel is killed
sullen jewel
make all chips soggy