Old age is lame, take control of your life by having the biggest, most memorable death ever!
#What's the coolest way to die?
teal ice
imposter
urban barn
be that one 70 year old grandma whos family and friends held a death party where she got to have sex with prostitutes and take meth before dying
crude folio
Use your private parts as piranha bait!
urban barn
like that sounds like an amazing way to go out
teal ice
what the fuck
glacial panther
Death by snu snu 
urban barn
what the fuck
fair olive
saving the world shortly before dying
urban barn
would you rather die slowly choking on your deathbed
tight trail
what the fuck
💀
glossy marten
Do a triple back flip into a volcano
supple jolt
Old age is lame, take control of your life by having the biggest, most memorable...
overdose cocktail
fair olive
thats the most logical answer
urban barn
also remember kids if you dont have anyone you want to inherit your money debt isn't inherited
IN CANDADA
IN CANADA
so go wild and max out your credit cards
*check with a lawyer about this this is not legal advice
supple jolt
fent, meth, all drugs crushed up, and then you put a dried up weed leave for flavour
bronze hedge
Strap yourself with a ton of bombs and do a really cool stunt
And when you're at the apex of your jump
Blow up
grim zephyr
Fought a bear
delicate narwhal
tardy hemlock
Die while fighting hundreds of bad guys and almost winning while protecting someone you care about
woeful oar
You're in a duel, but the gun backfires and shoots you instead
fallow shore
Self Destruct next to your enemy
pure steppe
you write a book, challenge your critics to a duel, and during the paces you trip over a rock
main haven
fallow shore
i expected you to say that
hidden inlet
I want ro be killed by a girl serial killer
undone crater
And then eaten
Eaten as in what way
serene cave
Eaten as in what way
Uhhhhhh