Aliens have come to earth, and by some miracle, they landed right where you live! They understand English, but don't know anything else about earth. What would you say to them, what would you show them?
#What's the first thing you'd say to aliens?
indigo basalt
Id say: Beep beep boop boop
flint reef
“Don’t conquer us, honestly we’re not worth the trouble :/“
indigo basalt
To make em think were machines
hollow pier
Something which they wouldn’t understand
tacit sage
i'd show them the religious people and tell them they could take over the world if they just used holograms to fake the second coming of jesus or ragnarok or other religious armageddon
near moon
nah
okay but
good question
i would show them the people who think the earth is flat so we can make fun of them together
wise bison
did you get your photos printed
normal jackal
Aliens have come to earth, and by some miracle, they landed right where you live...
We've been waiting for you
woven mural
karmic star
Gleep glorp
karmic star
did you get your photos printed
Bogos Binted?
wise bison
what?
near moon
main smelt
brave crater
Go back to wherever you came from. I assure you earth is worse
brazen nebula
dusk grotto
Aliens have come to earth, and by some miracle, they landed right where you live...
I'd be racist and doom everyone
neon bridge
Made an unfunny joke
main smelt
rip
normal jackal
its so over
timid gyro
I'd tell them to wait then get ahold of someone microdosing on shrooms and getting them to interact with the aliens
unkempt bear
Huh.
bold rune
I think I’d tell them about user peacap’s birthday
wide mason
Would you like a cookie?
weak robin
6EQUJ5
silver estuary
Do you prefer cool or warm water
karmic star
Cool every time
main smelt
You have to try some tea, that shit's so good
gaunt kettle
« Weeee 🎶 WEERE BORN TO INHERIT THE STARS ✨ 🎼🎵 »
simple vessel
Hello
wide mason
They'll just leave, thinking we listen to that
dusty linden
I would ask them to describe their homeland, and how advanced they are therein.
gaunt kettle
Serious answer ?? Guh…