If you were to bury a "totally very legal" body, where would you choose?

[timid dune]

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[quasi wadi]

in my stomach

[uncut sonnet]

Chernobyl

[worn elbow]

Okay so like, find out which neighbors are going on holiday

[timid dune]

That's crazy

[worn elbow]

And then bury them there

[verbal hollow]

Um eat them cause I am a yoshi and there's no evidence

[amber heath]

under an endangered plant so its illegal to dig up

:3

[lucid breach]

I would just burn the body.

[worn elbow]

Actually, bury them in Miesz's yard

[amber heath]

guh??

[verbal hollow]

Totally isn't how I hid jevil's body

[worn elbow]

Has the story of Galveston not weighed on thine conscious???

[worn elbow]

:3

[grand fulcrum]

chuck it into the river

[lucid breach]

What?

[worn elbow]

Galveston Texas. Lot of people died there. They tried burning the bodies

[amber heath]

theres no yard theres only my box

[radiant swallow]

Underneath the site of Margaret Thatcher's grave

[timid light]

A graveyard duh

[timid dune]

the body is "totally very legal"

[agile flax]

so it goes in the graveyard

[worn elbow]

Them put them in the box

[amber heath]

but then i wouldnt have a place to sleep in :<

also its too small i think

[timid light]

Yeah and hide it in the graveyard because the police already expect there to be dead bodies there

[worn elbow]

Sleep in another box smh

[amber heath]

😭

[worn elbow]

:3

[valid latch]

Soos, what the fuck.

[timid dune]

i die today

right

like i actually die

[timid light]

Now of course the logistics of pulling that off without getting caught would be tricky, but it seems like the best option as once it's their it probably won't be discovered any time soon

[timid light]

What?

[half spade]

Is the body supposed to be intact?

[timid dune]

let's suppose yes

it makes more sense

[amber heath]

nihahaha~~

[timid dune]

Nihahahaha

uh QOTD cancelled

[amber heath]

uwahh 😭

[half spade]

Put it in a hollow tree and let it get mummified, like that one dog. Not really a bury method, but it be funny.

[buoyant halo]

North Korea: if they discover it, it won’t be suspicious

[narrow oar]

Why?

[upper pecan]

Uh

Prolly not very good for a qotd tbh

For a pg13 discord

[worn elbow]

Nah it's cool. We're all just kidding

...

Right?..

[short kernel]

I think I’d choose a deep river

As opposed to anything grounded

[quasi wadi]

i’m writing this down for mine

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[hot surge]

Ocean

[silk magnet]

Beneath endangered plants

[spice marten]

ah.

Honestly if there's a line, this strays pretty close to it

[upper pecan]

silly

bury it?

I'd chop it to pieces and anonymously mail them to the person's loved ones

that aside?

In a graveyard.

[autumn spire]

the ground

idots

[lusty bough]

Underneath a body in a graveyard

[upper pecan]

wait here's a very very very silly way

stuff it into something

something that rarely gets opened

like a piano

[small glen]

Giant lugia inflatable

[royal brook]

make a 15 feet deep pit
Bury the body at 10 feet deep
Then bury like a dead animal or something 5 feet deep

[small glen]

What’s the bottom 5 feet for

[sacred lark]

graveyard

unless theres a chance we get caught or something lmao

otherwise vaporise it in acid and then throw the remains in dirt for fertiliser i guess

[minor garden]

It goes in the square hole

[half moon]

under endangered plants
thataway, it's illegal to dig there
are you asking for tips on where to bury a body?

[half moon]

so real

[royal brook]

Treasure

[upper pecan]

so we can conjure a legendary and it costs 1 less

[rigid ember]

in a vat of sulfuric acid

[elder wasp]

Floater's cemetery

[wise horizon]

zoo

[twin tendon]

Who suggested this exactly

Probs in a place nobody goes lol

Like a forest ?

Or in a cemetery

Wait that’s actually a good idea