Ketchup is chaotic good. Ranch is lawful evil. Take 'er from there.
#What Are the Alignments of Condiments/Foods?
brave barn
Ketchup is Evil
vital ermine
in what tense, what are we putting these condiments on?
rough flare
Mustard is Lawful Neutral(or Good)
languid steeple
in what tense, what are we putting these condiments on?
This is a judge of pure contextless moral value
vital ermine
This is a judge of pure contextless moral value
uh, spicy mayo is lawful evil tbh then(changed to evil because probably some people gna get mad at the fact its spicy)
cyan bridge
Worcestershire Sauce is chaotic neutral
||Chaotic because the Yanks across the pond can’t pronounce it||
||neutral because it is delicious and great with cheese but never necessary||
wraith tree
True Neutral would just be no condiment I guess?
cobalt heron
Can we just go ahead and put Kranch in chaotic evil?
Like, it REALLY didn't need to exist...
thick lance
is soy sauce in chaotic neutral?
rough flare
Thats Woerchesrter sauce
thick lance
uh, spicy mayo is lawful evil tbh then(changed to evil because probably some peo...
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frail tree
I'd say wasabi is neutral evil
brave barn
Mayo is true neutral
brave barn
You don't know the horrors Chileans do with mayo
That's why it's true neutral. I've never seen a condiment used in so many great ways while also being used in a equal amount of terrible ways
rough flare
Fair
oak valley
the beige sauce they serve at hotpot restaurants is chaotic good in a way where you dont expect it to taste so banger with other foods
rough flare
What's beige sauce?
oak valley
no idea what its actually called i just call it tofu sauce but im pretty sure thats wrong
i miss it sm i HATE EUROPE AARRHHHGHHGHHAARRARA
valid quiver
Does butter count as a condiment
oak valley
I DONT KNOW WHAT ITS OFFICIALLY CALLED
valid quiver
I mean it's something you spread on certain foods
vital ermine
Does butter count as a condiment
dont think so
valid quiver
What about things like buttered toast
vital ermine
wb whipped cream?
oak valley
you sound like youd spread ketchup on each individual fry
with a little knife designated for it
valid quiver
What about things like buttered toast
Its pretty condiment like in that dish
rough flare
I mean we could consider Garlic Butter Sauce
vital ermine
you sound like youd spread ketchup on each individual fry
who?
oak valley
you :3
vital ermine
I mean we could consider Garlic Butter Sauce
garlic bred so based (real)
rough flare
Does Soy Sauce fit the bill for Neutral Good
valid quiver
Idk soy sauce is like really salty
I don't think it's.fair for neutral good because it's eady to oversalt a dish with
Probably more like chaotic neutral
Where would hot sauce go
Or would it have to be individual hot sauced
valid quiver
Idk I think it depends on the sauce
rough flare
I think its more Neutral
vital ermine
alot of people from what ive seen cant take spicy
valid quiver
Stuff like Frank's isn't that hot
swift patrol
Fish sauce is chaotic good thank you for coming to my tedtalk
rough flare
vital ermine
and ggs
brittle ferry
canonical condiment alignment chart
vestal cloud
Law -> chaos = how common they are
Good -> evil = how good they taste
Ranch is lawful good
Hot sauce/pepper flakes are lawful neutral
Mustard/ketchup is lawful evil
Ice cream is neutral good
Butter is true neutral
Gravy is neutral evil
Nutella is chaotic good
Jam/jelly is chaotic neutral
Mint extract is chaotic evil
These would all be going on fries btw
brave barn
You are a crack head
vestal cloud
Mint extract is simply there because I believe that would be the worst possible thing
brave barn
That is not why you are a crack head. I 10000% agree with that one
vestal cloud
Is it the ketchup mustard take
brave barn
No
vestal cloud
Jam?
brave barn
Nope
vestal cloud
Is it that I'm super white and put ranch in law good
brave barn
That's one of the crack head takes yes
vestal cloud
Ranch is literally a staple of white people fries and I'm white so they're a staple to me
brave barn
That's not true because I am also very white, and I think you are a crack head
vestal cloud
What do you put on your fries 95% of the time then
brave barn
Nothing honestly
vestal cloud
You are a crackhead unless it's mcdonalds fries they actually don't need any sauce
brave barn
If a fry needs sauce it's a bad fry
vestal cloud
Or it's a good sauce
brave barn
No, because if the fry is good it shouldn't need a sauce.
vestal cloud
Also you telling me you never dip your fries in a shake
You're not even American if you don't do that
vestal cloud
Also you telling me you never dip your fries in a shake
You're not even America...
Goated combo right there
brave barn
Oh I do, but I don't do it often enough to classify it as 95% of the time
vestal cloud
Yeah ranch was the 95 shakes are like a 5-8%
brave barn
Also we haven't even the real crackhead take which is you putting fucking Nutella in neutral good
vestal cloud
Think about it tho
brave barn
Even if it was good (which I don't think it really would be), it still doesn't fit neutral good because it's way less common than ice cream which you put in chaotic good
vestal cloud
Actually yeah I'll swap the rarities
Hazelnut is actually such an awesome flavor they should make more hazelnut stuff
brave barn
Also gravy in neutral evil feels like you just hate the Canadians tbh
rough flare
But country gravy is so good
valid quiver
White gravy 😋
swift patrol
Tartar sauce is neutral evil from the 1 time I had it
vital ermine
These would all be going on fries btw
JAM ON FRIES
THAT'S SO BAD
both of my choices at least went well with fries
tough robin
Olive oil in lawful good
vital ermine
i mean olive oil is what its used to make fries
valid quiver
Is olive oil a condiment?
languid steeple
I've seen it used as one
valid quiver
On what?
languid steeple
Sub sandwiches
tough robin
olive oil + salt + pepper is goated as a condiment
valid quiver
Interesting
wraith tree
Mint extract goes with, like, one or two things and they're all meat
I haven't seen olive oil being used in Chinese dishes as a condiment, but pepper and salt at this point have been used together so often there's a specific mix of it called 椒盐 (I'd translate that, but it's basically the characters for pepper and salt, so uh. Pepper salt?)
valid quiver
Mint extract goes with, like, one or two things and they're all meat
Mint extract?
wraith tree
I don't actually know if it's called an extract but it's definitely a mint something
grabbing a random image from Google here
vestal cloud
It's definitely not mint extract
I'm talking about the dark green liquid that makes stuff taste violently minty if you put more than a little drop in
Actually it might be light green idk
It's extremely strong as are most extracts
wraith tree
I think I'm talking about mint sauce here? I've only ever seen it go well with lamb meat and occasionally beef
It goes violently wrong with a lot of other things and it's frankly not worth buying unless you eat those two things (or anything else similar) often
Speaking from experience
just get pepper salt tbh it's a lot more flexible
normal seal
grabbing a random image from Google here
Looks like a chimichurri
Although it doesn't use mint
vital ermine
Is olive oil a condiment?
in some cases yea
tacit nova
LAMB SAUCE???
tough robin
shut
cyan bridge
LAMB SAUCE???
Yes
ocean field
the beige sauce they serve at hotpot restaurants is chaotic good in a way where ...
Seasame sauce?