#If you were to cause the most chaos with 72 hours of continuous stopped time how would you do it?

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vocal cloud
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balmy echo
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If I wouldn't get punished for it, the most chaos I'd do is kill everyone

vocal cloud
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You wouldn't get punished

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But how would you kill everyone in such a small time frame

balmy echo
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Ok not everyone but a lot of people

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It would still cause chaos

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maybe

sharp walrus
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sleep first i need some

valid pond
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live among us

sharp walrus
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then toss everything into the air

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everything across campus

calm kindle
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draw on people

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's faces

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o

valid pond
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10% of the human population is now imposters

sharp walrus
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true

valid pond
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Don't ask how i'm doing this

gray anchor
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take everything out of everyone's fridges and put it above their heads

vocal cloud
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This is a little different than the usual qotds but i thought it was a fun one

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If it isnt liked ill do regular ones

valid pond
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rhis wones good

next sapphire
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i would steal everybody's money

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and redistribute it so the rich people are poor and the poor people get rick

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RICK ROLLED

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basically uno reverse cards

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also swap everyone's clothes and positions

calm kindle
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i wan t money

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can u gib me all the money

frozen igloo
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Spread fake news

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Convince the North Korean leaders to launch their nuke

rugged valve
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Wait time is stopped

bitter flax
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Step 1. Reposition random people so that they will fall down when time unfreezes
Step 2. Graffiti the phrase "YOU HAVE DISAPPOINTED ME" onto various random public places in different cities
Step 3. Wait.

rugged valve
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Step 1. Steal all the money
Step 2. Put 25% of the population in incriminating positions
Step 3. Set up cameras near important people on record
Step 4. Snap photos just in case
Step 5. Watch the world burn

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Secret Step: post everything on social media

bitter flax
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you can't put everyone in incriminating positions
then everyone will just agree that everything was all staged so that people will think whatever crime they were framed for was staged
you gotta mix it up
put like 25% of everyone in incriminating positions
less work, does more

rugged valve
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good idea

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do it to partly popular people and the others just random people you have specific disdain for

remote jasper
slender berry
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Hour 1: driving to the airport, on the sidewalk because that’s more chaotic and also safer considering all the cars have stopped. Board a commercial Chinese aeroplane with apparatus to open the cockpit and a parachute

Hour 2-20: flying a plane to Florida. Fly intentionally very low the entire way. Once over the pinellas plant, drop the aeroplanes trajectory from going slightly up to going straight forward, letting the drag weigh it down. As you parachute out of the aeroplane, the aeroplane will re-freeze. Ensure that the aeroplane will hit something in the military base

Hour 21: with the apparatus you used to open the cockpit, enter the nuclear room, take the three keys off of the three people in charge of nuclear warheads, and put them all in. Arrange the bodies to look as though they are the ones who turned the keys. Shut the eyelids of everyone else to make them feel as though they blinked, and arrange the bodies to look as though they committed suicide. Send a nuclear armament towards Beijing, Hong Kong and Moscow. Also send a much weaker nuclear armament towards all of americas top 10 internet providers. Hijack a plane.

Hour 22-24: fly to nasa. Disable all satellites.

Hour 25: get to the White House, and steal Donald trump. Then, drive to the Tomb of the forgotten soldier. Remove the statue, strip Donald trump naked and crucify him, with a thorny crown on his head. In his blood, write “כיון ששמרתם את מצותי להחזיק מעמד בסבלנות, אשמור אתכם גם משעת הניסיון שתבוא על העולם לבחון את החיים על הארץ.”. This is a passage of the bible, written in Hebrew which states that the rapture has happened, and those that remain are damned. Take a photo with Donald trumps phone and steal it.

Spend all remaining hours flying to Russia and china, and ensure you nuke their communication providers, as well as the communication providers of Europe.

Hour 72: tweet the photo on Donald trumps twitter account, with no caption

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A lot more devious thing you can do that I can’t figure out how to do is to disable to failsafes for nukes, as that the guys do the nukes themselves

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Also, if times align and there’s a world meeting happening, instead go there and slice off all their heads and put them somewhere

vocal cloud
left bramble
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There are 2 variables in this that I'll need to account for. Is it immediate or is there prep time, and can I make cars and shit move.

If I get prep time and can use machines I'd look up how to make bombs beforehand and then drive from city to city planting them in every major building in the US. (I can't fly a plane and btw sev I highly doubt you can either)

If I get prep time and can't drive cars I'll just plant the bombs in Washington on foot.

If I can use machines and don't get prep time I'll steal my parents car (dont know how to hijack one and cant look it up bc no phone) and run over everyone I see. Maybe I'll also rob a walmart for gasoline, matches, guns, and anything else I think could do some damage.

And finally if I can't use machines and have no prep time I'll play my odds by writing "God has left you" in blood on walls all over Washington. Hopefully ppl will make a big world panic of it or something

slender berry
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Changes a lot

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I’ll change my strat then

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When I get home

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Sub and I have the same idea of religious shit

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Objectively the best way of doing this I think

left bramble
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Yeah actually

slender berry
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Gotta do it in Hebrew if it’s Christian tho

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For authenticity

left bramble
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Religion world panic can go pretty far but it's pretty unreliable

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Also sev you can't fly a plane

swift flax
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step 1: destroy all electricity.. if time is stopped it cant hurt me
step 2: blow up smth. Why? it will be funny trust. Like set a random porto potty on fire
step 3: Make as many people's browser page be smth extreemly weird
step 4: give the pvzh janitor a raise so they can output moe updates somehow

slender berry
left bramble
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Do you know how to fly a plane

slender berry
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I realistically got like

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A 60% shot I’ll figure it out

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Those pilots are trained to be 100%

left bramble
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Also what if planes and cars don't work

slender berry
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I don’t need 100%

slender berry
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I think anything you touch should work

left bramble
slender berry
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Anyway uh

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Flying a plane isn’t as difficult as people would lead you to believe

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You can do it commercially for fun if you pay

vocal cloud
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Anything you touch starts moving again (not living things)

slender berry
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With another guy there if you fuck up

slender berry
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Plus

left bramble
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72 hours is a lot of hours tbh

slender berry
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My grand uncle was a really good helicopter pilot in the military and led shit

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It’s in my blood

left bramble
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Oh right because good pilots are hereditary

slender berry
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He died at 52 in a helicopter accident tho

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Where he flew too close to wires

left bramble
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Maybe have you considered

slender berry
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Yeah now you get it

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Regardless

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Flying a plane isn’t that hard

left bramble
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That he wasn't a good pilot

slender berry
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Flying a plane with a 0% chance that you crash

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That’s the hard part

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Also

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Auto flying

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Also also

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By far the hardest part is landing

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Which I’m not doing

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I’m parachuting out of it and letting it crash

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So I can definetely fly a plane in this scenario if I always crash and parachute out

left bramble
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Just steal Jeff bezos' prototype teleporter smh kirbsquish kirbsquish

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The ability to choose when you start it actually cuts out the need to fly a plane

tranquil orbit
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flip everyone upside down

left bramble
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Hypothetically if you were to go all in on this you could set up for years in advance without even doing anything illegal before the freeze

Go move to New York, where if Google is correct is where UN meetings are held. No need to play it risky with security, as anything dangerous tou can reasonably take on a plane won't be too helpful.

Rent one of those garage things in NY, this is where you're gonna make your big centerpiece. Carve a statue of various religious figures fighting each other. Maybe put it on wheels you you can easily move it. You should also buy weapons from all sorts of cultures, one for each country in the UN. Also make some cool looking torches and buy some fire color changing powder as well as 4th of July colored smoke bombs. The more unnatural the colors, the better.

Wait for a UN meeting, freeze time, then haul the big statue into the center of the meeting room. Pose each UN member to use their country's weapon to kill the person to the left of them.

Now for the theatrics, write some eerie messages on the walls, maybe be racist with them idk. Grab some guts from the dead UN people and throw them all over the statue. Put your torches in and throw in the powder.

Finally, with your remaining time, carve various religious symbols and messages into the foreheads of the nearby pedestrians. Break car and store windows. Throw down smoke bombs.

Now stand on top of the empire state and savor all the pure chaos. You won the challenge.

dry rock
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i would move everything in one guys house 1 inch to the left

vocal cloud
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Even better if you truly want to cause as much utter chaos and death as possible before freezing time set up an unnoticeable explosive trigger and any major chemical or fertilizer plant within every major city. After this you freeze time just to gain intel on how to use nuclear warheads or make them once you’ve achieved this you can set them to launch at as many weak points on earth such as super volcanoes or just in the ocean to cause tsunamis or at fault lines to cause major earthquakes or even more tsunamis. After this you can trigger all the explosives you’ve set up at major chemical plants creating an explosion that may wipe any entire city they are in. Or half creating multiple horrible disasters everywhere that would keep some people alive but in a suffering state

little tendon
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I would give anyone who stops me a tooth infection

obsidian shard
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give everyone i can see a little kiss on the head

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wait i didnt read properly

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nahh too much work

primal jacinth
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Launch all the nukes with full global coverage

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No one can stop me if I destroy everyone

shy swift
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Kill all of the polititians

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I would have to walk to Berlin though
Maybe not

pliant jolt
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Whatever it is, I'd start it at night time, that way I could pull the extra 8 hours from people sleeping after 3 days have already passed

fading stump
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nuke the earth?

bitter flax
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some of you people have very interesting ideas of what you can achieve within 72 hours

rare turtle
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all the local banks can say goodbye to their money!

vocal cloud
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irs wondering where you got the sudden influx of money from:

dull sequoia
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Destroy the CIA, IRS, RIAA, and DMCA

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And to the FBI agent that's in this thread, I have just one thing to say to you....

naive marsh
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i would use all of these hours to destroy Earth's greatest problem:

vocal cloud
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Hide 10 random political leaders in random people's basements

lone nymph
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in 10 different basements or does 1 random person get 10 poltical leaders

vocal cloud
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random peoples
Seems like its 1 per person

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More chaos that way

ebon roost
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being the 10% of gamblers that don’t quit hmmm

pliant gate
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Ruining a cassino would be awesome yeah