astral turret
I'm adding the spectate functionality into the game & I'd like some fun 'news topics' to appear in that screen
nK or Boost Vector themed news happening in the style of a news headline!
"MO-CO to cut 99% of jobs due to rampant budget cuts"
"JUST IN: Buster? Prodigy, master, or something else?"
" 'Voids Best' echoed by downtown activists. Onlookers stunned"
muted citrus
WOAH
i'll pitch something in when i can
heavy otter
"Breaking news: Leaks surfaced about Company [REDACTED] developing new elite high-boost bands to succeed an older failed project, leaker said the project name was "A3""
PLEASE bro i need my pulse strider A3-
naive fox
BREAKING NEWS: Scientists reveal the secret 
mild pond
Before we begin, I'd like to give a thanks to MO-CO Boost Juice for sponsoring this race!
royal wyvern
ROBOT MECHA ELECTED AS PRESDIENT
IS KIPPY REAL? SCIENTISTS THINK SO
MO-CO DE GORILLA / MO-CO DE GURELLA
THE FIRST ROBOT DOGS RELEASE TO THE PUBLIC, CRITICS SAY THEY ARE ADORABLE
BREAKING: ASMAN LEARNS TO WOK
BREAKING: RARE BLUE STAR SIGHTING AT THE SUMMIT!!
BREAKING: BLOCKAGE PREVENTS FLOW
DIAMOND CITY MAN EATS WORDS FOR BREAKFAST, Sulfuric acid diet
ARE RESIDENTS CHIPPER ABOUT THEIR SYNERGY WITH EACH OTHER? RECENT POLL SAYS YES
No. 7: Man DUNKS on female RACER for not being allowed to SMOKE
muted citrus
THIS JUST IN: MONEY BAG FOUND CODING
-# referencing #dev_questions message 
north orbit
"Unfortunate TEN scrap gun pull. Gunsmith hit and injured!"
royal wyvern
ATTENTION: TO THE OWNER IF THE RED CAR, PLEASE PARK NEAR THE TENNIS COURT, THE GYM PARKING LOT IS FOR ADMIN ONLY!!!
north orbit
"Yellow bystander accused of war crime. Court has given verdict!?"
royal wyvern
MUSIC SOLD WELL THIS PAST QUARTER, EVERA STOCK IS UP
junior haven
race game.
north orbit
"Janitor cleaned entire stadium in a day! With the help of a band?"
lavish fjord
Famous personality "jackal"'s prized mystery crate shown to have a common weapon inside, loss of thousands of carbons
"We're not giving up Diamond City" says Knight General Cyphus in recent interview
royal wyvern
“YOUR HONOR, HIS VOIDS ARE FAKE!”
lavish fjord
"Mo-co meals discovered to be much healthier than previously thought, scientists say"
mild pond
what if instead of all of this you just take a random message from https://discord.com/channels/284425143076519936/874501075003117568
'Local fisherman defends an island all by himself, witnesses say."
ok maybe like half of these are just gonna be callbacks to other blockage productions 🔥🔥
frail bison
"BREAKING: Mysterious purple Basin found at Pite. Signs of world's end?"
kindred raft
"Local vector race turns into a road rage" referencing one of @sweet escarp's favorite gifs for bv
https://tenor.com/view/extreme-road-rage-road-rage-road-car-caught-on-camera-gif-5049530554344151313
sweet escarp
"Local vector race turns into a road rage" referencing one of <@1278590128968958...
😭
heavy otter
"Newbie Vector Racer videoed practicing with strange green rocks. In other news, MO-CO Boost Juice sales are down due to allegations that it makes the consumer explode when the consumer is warmed up."
(last one is a Cars 2 reference, yes ik Cars 2 is the worst of the 3 but who cares)
trim ingot
“MO-CO insurance on a rise, as 80% of racers without it crash more often!”
astral turret
theres some solid stuff in here mmhmm hmmmhmm 
much more straight forward than the last prompt :)
burnt stone
"A man has fallen into the Shallow in Diamond city, start the new Mo-ble helicopter"
"HEYYY"
astral turret
'Now that's a big bet!': Gazibo urges regulation on rampant circuit rigging
young kraken
"War criminal "Soy" is raiding the local Mo-Mall for the 23rd time this week."
queen ferry
“Possible 3rd blink band found in a hole”
kindred raft
"gilded wings fans at war with void runners fans"
queen ferry
“Skirt protest in progress, vector leagues unbothered”
young kraken
oh my god i was JUST about to make a cat bicycle reference
kindred raft
young kraken
sweatband
queen ferry
“Sweatband user claims 9+10 is 21”
young kraken
"Local janitor enters the track, wins championship by accident"
queen ferry
"Local janitor enters the track, wins championship by accident"
-by doing basically nothing
“Pro vector racer found unconscious after drinking 10 mo-co staminade”
Or something like that
young kraken
more like "Teenage Vector Master found unconscious after drinking the viral Mo-Tok Swamp Shake"
queen ferry
That’ll do
young kraken
more like "Teenage Vector Master found unconscious after drinking the viral Mo-T...
this is 100% not umii
trust
kindred raft
"teenage vector master found drinking the illegal omni-soda"
mild pond
"Renowned vector racer Umii "Kutie Demon" Sayy found stopping mid-race to pet a cat that found its way onto the race track."
crisp vigil
“Breaking news: New fling found in d5”
muted citrus
"Person seen dying found alive in Diamond City"
astral turret
crisp vigil
Breaking news: MoCo donated .0000002% this year instead of . 0000001%
“Flux has contaminated the drinking water, people have reported been seen lagging people’s games”
“The Doctor has postponed the release of Kimii’s next album due to an uprising in anti-robot sentiment”
mild pond
umii in da bucket
frail bison
"5 people were arrested due to being linked with spontaneous combustion of birds"
heavy peak
Breaking news: Pastry Palace declares state of emergency during historic heat wave
royal wyvern
Breaking: New racer calls racing mid mid-race!! Other racers rage because of it!!
Does MoCo translate to Booger in Spanish? Find out now!
royal wyvern
“Flux has contaminated the drinking water, people have reported been seen laggin...
“THEYRE EATING THE FLUX, THEYRE EATING THE CARBON!”
kindred raft
"vertigo fans theorize that KIMII is the next vector master!?"
stiff kite
I'm adding the spectate functionality into the game & I'd like some fun 'news to...
can we throw some TDS references in there
"new skirt tech currently being researched, but scientists are still stumped"
kindred raft
"buster uses 500 bugs to win the race"
stiff kite
“Skirt protest in progress, vector leagues unbothered”
oh and there was this one too
"buster found after an extensive manhunt, in a small town called, bounty ward?"
cars reference
heavy otter
"Vector racer disqualified after having an army of rats carry them through the race, argues that since they had what some might call a "ring" of rats "around" them, it counts"
niche reference moment
coral phoenix
“National Bully Gilded Wings Week starts on February 4th, make sure to pitch in!”
heavy otter
"Gilded Wingers claim Void Runners have no skill and are "ground-lovers." More at 5:00"
and the sequel to that
"Void Runners fire back at Gilded Wingers, claiming they are "bird cosplayers" since they spend so much time in the air. In other news-"
kindred raft
if asman also keeps the memes on mechanics, then:
"pro vector master says: air lunge more."
also
"old pyrotech veteran completely destroys records!!"
queen ferry
Umii on my bucket list
heavy otter
"old pyrotech veteran completely destroys records!!"
watch Asman add a vector master with Pyrotec and said master proceeds to be the best in the game at all times throughout the games life because Pyrotec is just that op
lavish fjord
New pastry line lemonlimecake is "so good you're left speechless," customers say
sand crest
boom beat RT to the skirt suggestion
naive fox
breaking news: skirts skirts skirts
"Knight begs Aera to sell skirts for 12 hours straight, is banned from Atmos Styles immediately after"
stiff kite
"Knight begs Aera to sell skirts for 12 hours straight, is banned from Atmos Sty...
this is canon
north orbit
"IP Man of war 2 releases. Featuring world famous fisherman!"
royal wyvern
asmanworks rebrands to ass man twerks!
queen ferry
"Knight begs Aera to sell skirts for 12 hours straight, is banned from Atmos Sty...
The fact aera stood there for 12 hrs straight
queen ferry
breaking news: skirts skirts skirts
Skirt fan disappointed after watching vector racers “skirrrrrt” along the track
This means breaking hard
To a stop
heavy otter
"Vector Racer seen attempting to forge quirks onto their bands, Forgemaster (my name for the forge person from NK since i forgor) seen throwing them out of the forge in a huff"
"Nine in 10 doctors recommend not crashing while vector racing, experts say it can be unhealthy"
royal wyvern
Easter Island experiences a boom in the media industry, with a talking moyai head seeming more trustworthy to people than the typical press, or are they really hiding something buried deep under their heads that reveals the secret
crisp vigil
MoCo reportedly seen giving gifts during christmas this year instead of stealing them
royal wyvern
lazers have been installed in every pigeon’s eyes
north orbit
"NEWS: Local Snowman raining snow in april. The snow are alive!?"
young kraken
These BANDS are full of BOOST? SCIENCE says: YES
mild pond
Scientist finds flesh-like infestation growing on their bands, claims they are conscious and know the truth.
wind granite
"Nine out of ten vector masters recommand you press [keybind] to accelerate."
royal wyvern
mysterious shadow figure calling himself unlockable character spotted
wind granite
"Increased activity seen in [random Walls location]"
astral turret
fantastic work everyone, sifting through them
kindred raft
definitely worked because of the insane variety (from inside jokes to just random info)
stiff kite
this just in: pspspspspspspspsp
queen ferry
“As men work inc. finally finishes their construction in diamond city.”
royal wyvern
fantastic work everyone, sifting through them
this means that some of your suggestions are shit btw
mine are awesome
astral turret
whut
heavy peak
"One out of ten vector masters recommend you press [slow down keybind] to accelerate. :)"
sand crest
this means that some of your suggestions are shit btw <:troll1:76741177385458073...
MINE are better
royal wyvern
GRRR
sand crest
im so good at suggesting they took it away
royal wyvern
sand crest
what in tarnation
royal wyvern
thank you for being american 🙏
thank you for being south or north american 🙏
thank you for not being connected to afro-eurasia 🙏
crisp vigil
This is tuff
young kraken
holy gem
sonic turtle
"Government bans banning things"
crisp vigil
"happy happy day happy day day. no, i did not have a stroke."
burnt stone
"man gone missing, last seen poking Kippy"
royal wyvern
"man gone missing, last seen poking Kippy"
heavy otter
“Breaking: Felix is not your uncle”
guess the reference
somber viper
“BREAKING NEWS : THE NEWS BUILDING IS BEING TILTED AND USED AS A RAMP SOMEONE CALL THE POLICE”
rotund orchid
“Breaking: someone used blink wrong, they are now stuck in a wall.”
sand crest
finite sage
"gilded users experiencing increased injuries this winter"
"top security employee welfare check finds a bottom in their ranks"
trim ingot
“Rumors about a commissioned painting coming to light as the Moki-Lisa has come to life”
royal wyvern
Moki-Lisa STOLEN
crisp vigil
“In a recent heist, the Moki-Lisa has been stolen. The culprit has been identified as Kippy by eye witnesses.”
lavish fjord
"Kippy would never do that!" Says Knight General Cyphus in response to the Moki-Lisa heist
modest kelp
"Last man standing in local anti MO-CO environmentalist group finally accepts bribe of $12, officially ending 4 year standoff."
"High speed chase depicting pizza delivery drone attempting to secure signature of authenticity from rogue customer to avoid late delivery policy. More at 6:00."
"How fast can you go? New studies suggest: try holding your arms behind you while you run."
"Doctors hate this one easy trick! Click here to see how you can cure racing-related blunt force injuries."
bit long unless theyre scrolling news headlines
maybe something like
"Just try boosting, thats a good trick."
"Fastest thing alive? Bold claims by local spiked mammal."
"Number of racing accidents massively up after recent safety adjustments."
"Breaking - MO-CO to reduce pricing by 0.1014% for holidays."
if shorter is better!!
"Longest race ever recorded concludes after tortoise finally catches up to hare."
"Economy booming according to top guard rail producers."
kindred raft
maybe something like
"Just try boosting, thats a good trick."
"Fastest thing ali...
too much discount, mo-co could never
lone flume
“New aspiring knight surfacing! Will they go farther than any before??”
severe jungle
“Breaking News: The Robots are spamming Advertisements!?”
daring thunder
"Breaking News: There is a lot of breaking news!"
royal wyvern
Breaking News: The creator of the Captcha found dead!
finite sage
"Breaking News: Mockstar Games postpones development of GTV 6 once again!"
severe jungle
“Breaking News: Fallout 4 is in a Fallout status!?”
hollow dust
"Status: Veterans are not fixed whatsoever"
heavy otter
“Breaking news! No really, the news machine is broken. This is an automated message”
astral turret
thats a good one (alot of them are good ones, sorry i've been lurking in here)
trim ingot
"Breaking news! The last news was fixed, but this one broke in return!"
queen ferry
“The speed limit cannot be found, vector leagues panicking”
crisp vigil
I wonder who 7 8
mild pond
"vector master banned from blockle after allegedly cheating and winning in 1 guess, police are currently investigating..."
severe jungle
“Today Breaking News: An Automaton sniped Knight across the Yarma Station, Robot Massacre proceeded next day later after Recovery!”
lavish fjord
"Two amateur racers seen kissing in Carbon city yesterday afternoon, racing fans greatly divided"
hollow dust
"Two amateur racers seen kissing in Carbon city yesterday afternoon, racing fans...
they hate love
lavish fjord
they hate love
Yeah they want them banned from racing
hollow dust
Yeah they want them banned from racing
romcom and a half
queen ferry
"Two amateur racers seen kissing in Carbon city yesterday afternoon, racing fans...
“UPDATE: Racers claimed to be French kissing. Public stunned.”
kindred raft
I wonder who 7 8
idk but 6 afraid of 7
finite sage
so is the 67 brainshit just an enemies to lovers yaoi
muted citrus
so is the 67 brainshit just an enemies to lovers yaoi
it can be.
kindred raft
so is the 67 brainshit just an enemies to lovers yaoi
stockholm syndrome* yaoi
royal wyvern
yaoi banned and never talked about ever again
severe jungle
“Today Breaking News: FBI Knights shut down Topic about “Yaoi”, No inner information given to the Public till now, stay tuned!!”
finite sage
"Breaking News: are the FBI knights homophobic⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️ ⁉️"
stiff kite
so is the 67 brainshit just an enemies to lovers yaoi
67
severe jungle
“Today Breaking News: Something small Red is hopping around in Vertigo Highrise, Automatons are seen fleeing in fear!?”
idle plover
“Masters warned once again not to bring Swift firearms to races”
queen ferry
“Vector racer finds out that double-barreled shotguns can’t launch you in the air”
idle plover
“Top: ‘If Gap, Boost’”
heavy otter
"What appears to be a food cart has appeared on the track with it's owner, some racers confused while others appear to be grabbing something to eat during the race"
idle plover
“Alpha Wall still not scalable with Vector Bands after 20 attempts by Umii”
stiff kite
BREAKING NEWS: WE-
naive fox
Your free trial of Mo-Co LIVE has expired. Please subscribe to Mo-Co LIVE Premium at 1800 flux/month for more ad-free news today!
finite sage
Want a break from the ads? Consider buying Mocify Premium for ad-free music. Only 2000 flux for 3 months, and 1600 flux/month afterwards.
royal wyvern
MOCIFY SPOTTED NOT PAYING ARTISTS WELL, CUSTOMERS CANCEL ON MASS!
severe jungle
“Today Breaking News: The inflation rate of Diamond City has risen, Now there’s a price for MO-News which cause mass protests across the city!?”
royal wyvern
MASSIVE MO-CO SALE
moki fan club PREMIUM 5% OFF
smoki cigs FREE
moki moki island HOTEL DEALS
moki de gorilla hair gel 2% OFF WHILE SUPPLIES LAST
BREAKING: THIS SONG https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hPI6HIZTZXA PLAYED ON MO-RADIO, CAUSES MASS STRESS AND PANIC, RECOMMENDED TO STAY INSIDE TRAPPED FOR 2 WEEKS FOR CLEARANCE
public questions they're tough like a gorilla or more like a quesa-dilluh
heavy otter
"Missing Vector Master found after disappearing years ago, found sleeping in abandoned house with several dozen cats"
queen ferry
Mo-co announces new mo-tok shop exclusive Dubai chocolate moki shaped bar
queen ferry
Vector master using enchanted stones found unconscious with overgrown herbs all over the body
heavy otter
BREAKING NEWS: Buster nominated for the Gilded Wings racing award
idle plover
Breaking News: Things that are fast tend to go quickly
north orbit
"Breaking News: Local roller coaster equipped with a band, ends up crashing a plane!?"
heavy otter
"Octapush racer spotted skating on water, new vector racing technology?"
daring thunder
“Mo-Co will never be balling, according to professionals”
idle plover
“Mo-Co was seen balling, according to eyewitness”
modest kelp
"Histori-bot uncovers ancient documents called 'safety regulations'. Boosting is way cooler though, so we didn't listen."
severe jungle
“Today Breaking News: Asman lied about Map Name of A1022-2, causing Outrage across the Vector!?
Other News reporters shall continue the report if notice”
queen ferry
Asman will we be credited for this? There’s a lot of people who contributed so uhhh
Long list
modest kelp
"Breaking news! New speed record reached by [playername], recording top speeds of [top speed]!"
"Hey, can you guys hear me? tap tap
I think the microphone isn't working."
"Cybernetic enhancements declared impossible by robotic overlords top scientists."
-# how do i line through something again
-# ohhh okay got it
"13 new forms of advertisement discovered past weekend.
-# This message brought to you by mo-co.
"
"Thought to be extinct lifeform 'spiders' rediscovered, quickly made extinct again."
kindred raft
Long list
it'll be worth it
also if I'm not wrong, asman added different ideas from suggestions
should that be credited? idkk (I'm referring to tds btw)
stiff kite
also if I'm not wrong, asman added different ideas from suggestions
he adds ideas in different ways
Sometimes
kindred raft
he adds ideas in different ways
lap 3 literally doesn't get collected unless at above 50% which is what I suggested
(I did suggest that it would collect itself if u stopped on it tho.. so that early collecting could be possible, guess that's that)
stiff kite
lap 3 literally doesn't get collected unless at above 50% which is what I sugges...
My suggestion for changing the living wall upgrade (after it was changed to create walls each tide) to make it so it carries the walls upgrades to the walls it creates was added without changes
kindred raft
My suggestion for changing the living wall upgrade (after it was changed to crea...
damn
astral turret
credits are a fickle thing that gets lost in translation rather quickly. doing it frivolously cause also land people in a really nasty situations when bad actors start feelin... deserving
and theres many situations where a near perfect match with suggested content are added, whos to say that it was simply a coincidence! the games do change afterall
my rule of thumb is that, suggestions are free-of-charge for simplicity sake.
if you feel like you deserve something special, the act of having the thing in the game is special. And thats not a diss or anything.
Because in a situation where you WANT the suggested content to be in the game, but its not done correctly, do we roll the content back? is the suggestor responsible now? Did I miss a credit and now we're feeling angry? no more suggested content out of fear of what people will feel weird about stuff? then whats the point?
Specific credits are given when specific content is provided, such as the christmas contest. Which sometimes still runs that risk, but at a much more controlled scale! And obviously that's the correct thing to do
story time:
One time, I had a band skin in bv acredited to someone (or it might've been something else totally), but their 'friends' came after the mods here and started dm'ing everyone nasty stuff demanding it down since i guess another one helped alittle
literally didn't stop, original creditee didnt want anything to do with it, says otherwise. what turned fun community driven thing no longer fun
I can only hope that the community here is awesome and totally chill however, which is why I like community stuff in the first place :)
[Ill add a disclaimer to #1046699874340569139 I guess thats unclear :P]
modest kelp
for sure the best way to handle things
should really be how its treated as a whole in the industry since ive seen things get messy many times before.
pokemon for example actively avoids any designs that are even familiar to fan works/suggestions because of the massive headache it can be. 😭
kindred raft
credits are a fickle thing that gets lost in translation rather quickly. doing i...
totally fine I suppose
adding the idea is in and of itself a credit, the dev actually pays attention to the community and considers their ideas
unlike many others who only use game suggestion for extra activity
astral turret
a selection has been made! there are now abunch of these in game lol
marked with a
crisp vigil
imma keep adding more whenever i think about them
dunno if its still like "open"
or if new stuff will be added
but whatever
"Breaking News: Smacking Noobs Is On The Rise"
astral turret
yeah it'll be open till I take this post down lol
sweet escarp
Breaking news: Racers Have Been Drinking the Pink Fluid Leaking From Carbon Cruisers
One man claims the taste "isn't unbearable" and "it rejuvenates the soul"
idle plover
Please do not chase Vector Masters for autographs, they are faster than you
stiff kite
Please do not chase Vector Masters for autographs, they are faster than you
umamusume
breaking news
bees, everywhere!!!!!!
"new aura farming methods discovered in ocean"
heavy otter
"New study finds that putting your arms behind you when racing may actually slow you down, experts recommend putting your hands forward instead"
idle plover
“Is Vector Racing even Real? Sport’s authenticity called after video of racers allegedly phasing through each other.”
idle plover
“Scandal: not getting caught breaking rules, increases chances of getting away with rule breaking”
lavish fjord
"BREAKING: WHY DID HE BLAST OFF HIS CAR IS RIGHT THERE!"
heavy otter
"Rumors surface of a possible collab between Boost Vector racing and a space racing brand, plausible or just wishful thinking?"
iykyk
queen ferry
Rumors of vector leagues opening a new track, fans are calling it Onion.
(Trust me you have called Orion onion once or twice lol)
mild pond
broadcast crew overheard someone in the crowd saying "the bands of stone are coming!", announcer still unsure what it means.
finite sage
(Trust me you have called Orion onion once or twice lol)
i am the onion man
heavy otter
"Man seen experimenting with vector bands on a horse, onlookers heard man saying "Horses are fast, yeah? So all we gotta do is make them FASTER! Then we'll have the first ever cavalry Vector Master!"
idle plover
“Horse eats vector bands, man devastated”
idle plover
1 Umii goes into Yamaro Transit, 2 Umiis come back
crisp vigil
“It’s a classic horse eats horse situation”
heavy peak
"Vector bands now deemed safe for certain animals. Most boost types still remain unsafe"
finite sage
but buster
kindred raft
buster doesn't use any boost type lmao
finite sage
but its
literally called boost vector
is it bust vector now
crisp vigil
“Dog seen running on (random map name). Nobody knows where he came from!”
idle plover
“Deer breaks into track, spectators describe its like a “horse with horns””
crisp vigil
Oh deer
idle plover
“The King falls to its demise after man throw vector bands at it; Eyewitness accounts say that when it charged, it went so fast it flew past the barriers”
sonic turtle
"Lunatics fired for hypothesising that Mo-Co products are unsafe"
sweet escarp
"Creators of Hypergauge have been attempting to make the boost expend all at once; Witnesses say it has resulted in many incidents of testers flying out of the building"
sand crest
skirts seen floating near the farlands
idle plover
“Scientist are still studying how oversteer and understeer work with vector bands, users are to avoid hitting any trees”
heavy otter
“Strange figures seen taking pot shots at vector racers during races in the reclaimed desert, doctors recommend not getting hit”
stiff kite
“Scientist are still studying how oversteer and understeer work with vector band...
what's funny is that I've already hit so many fucking trees in the demo LMFAO
idle plover
what's funny is that I've already hit so many fucking trees in the demo LMFAO
To quote some british men:
“Oversteer Is Best 'Cause You Don't See The Tree That Kills You.”
Tonight on Boost Gear
Fie cooks ramen
Top loses his top
And Umii gives Vector Bands to a horse
sweet escarp
"Strange Sounds Have Been Emitting From Local Boost Laboratory"
Scientists of a very small laboratory have been experimenting on converting boost to solid material. Test videos have been shot showing users seemingly creating platforms below them in order to use as temporary footholds. Sounds generated from the platforms breaking have been concerning the neighborhoods in the surrounding area
idle plover
“I’m Boosting it” - Scientist
heavy otter
"Local gym man seen joining in race wearing sweaty armbands, came in 3rd place. Locals call him "The Sweatbander""
sonic turtle
"Person attaches camera to thin air, camera follows them in race. 'What in the hell' states scientist"
mild pond
"Study shows racers that stick their tongue out in a 'Whimsical fashion' before the race starts will win 60% more often than other racers"
somber viper
“AN EXCLUSIVE WITH A FORMER RACER : READ NOW ON YOUR LOCAL NEWSPAPER
-# does anyone even read newspapers anymore?”
idle plover
“Newspaper sales soar as more people consume news for food”
rough steppe
“BREAKING NEWS: voids best”
vast relic
"Contestant found with tampered rhodos bands flying across Kopa Shores, diqualified from race"
desert field
black market band ring busted: 3k+ counterfeit bands confiscated
neon eagle
"Vroom vroom!"
boreal meteor
Based on this bit
#boostvector_ex message
"BREAKING NEWS: New lead suspect in recent Mo-Co cookie shipment robbery, [easter egg name], detained today."
heavy otter
"Legendary Gilded Wings bands spotted in pawn shop in downtown Diamond City"
idle plover
“Runner discovers Tunnel with unusual gravity, that changes when stepping on walls”
dry mesa
"Young knight dies horrible death in elevator."
ripe sonnet
"A veteran knight reportedly forgot too pay his rent"
idle plover
“Unusual ringing sounds coming from the walls, as if the walls are calling out to them”
dry mesa
"Sno day festivities interrupted due to drunk knight yelling about walls."
idle plover
"A veteran knight reportedly forgot too pay his rent"
“A veteran landlord reportedly forgot to collect his rent, paid tenant knight instead”
dry mesa
"Top security ranked bottom on security list."
somber venture
" TODAY, THE WHOLE FAMILY CAN TAKE A LITTLE [ Ride Around Town ]... "
empty temple
"giant costco hotdog spotted in city square"
idle plover
“Robot shocked at cost of Costco Hotdog”
burnt stone
"Vector master caught after going high speed in school zone," i seen no sign, everything was blury" - the person said"
dry mesa
"Pal bot reportedly decommissioned after failing to get last place."
crisp vigil
“Eating an apple a day means you eat an apple a day”
heavy peak
"Orion Space Station suffers gravity generator malfunction mid-tournament. Multiple new records set; record legitimacy called into question"
queen ferry
Vector racer wins circuit using boost while drifting, said it was a “pein” to learn.
idle plover
"Track designer disappointed that 50% of track was not seen in record setting lap"
blissful stream
BREAKING: Our reporters are making cat noises for some reason!
muted citrus
"Scientists begin research - what happens if you crash in a race after eating an apple? Doctors confused!"
dry mesa
"Mo-Co launched an internal investigation for Vector Master safety—positive results will be shared!"
sonic turtle
"From Mo-Co experts: Mo-Co products are the best and are very safe!***"
idle plover
“Diamond City in full panic after Season disappears after apple incident”
ripe sonnet
“Diamond City in full panic after Season disappears after apple incident”
Oh no!
dry mesa
Mo-Co confirms that there is no strike ongoing. "Mo-Co is repairing the tracks!" representative declares in front of unknown protestors.
idle plover
“Vector Band inventor wins Nobel Prize in Physics for proving all known laws of physics can simply be ignored”
north orbit
“Vector Band inventor wins Nobel Prize in Physics for proving all known laws of ...
Would be funny if it was Mobel Prize lmao
astral turret
all things are moki ofc
fossil moat
Top Vector Racer announces plans to invest in "The Big One"
idle plover
“Alexandria reminds fans that she is not an anthropomorphized car”
gleaming garden
“Mo-Co is not responsible for following OSHA standards on their courses. That’s up to the racers”
Or perhaps
“Mo-Co is not responsible for injuries caused to any racers that decide to fall of their course.”
heavy otter
"Well known idol [REDACTED] (replace with X/Y/Z name from lore, possibly as a teaser for future vector master) spotted trying on vector bands, fans excited"
ashen shore
MOCO reporters allegedly having info about new master called Thiesel (whatever that is)
north orbit
"JUST IN: Mysterious player 'Tuning&Parts' broken new world record in Mosu Mania. A rising dark horse!?"
fossil moat
“Mo-Co is not responsible for following OSHA standards on their courses. That’s ...
"Mo-Co to release controversial 'MOSHA' regulations"
mild pond
"Fraud found today. Vector master found cheating on the track with modified vector bands way above legal regulations."
-# (fraud today!)
finite sage
"Vector master arrested for alledgedly punting manager out of the stadium with a full powered blink boost to the nuts"
void island
“Local vector master accidentally ran backwards in a race”
idle plover
“Vector Master wins Style Vector Championship by winning race while moonwalking the entire race”
idle plover
“Vector Master charged with Drink boosting after nearly burning himself alive in Holiday’s workshop”
idle plover
#boostvector_ex message
finite sage
"Well known idol [REDACTED] (replace with X/Y/Z name from lore, possibly as a te...
"Well known idol [REDACTED] (replace with X/Y/Z name from lore, possibly as a teaser for future vector master) spotted trying on vector bands, fans horrified"
muted citrus
less of a live news topic but are the massive big ol dudes from forum image gonna be in the game as a news headline 👀
idle plover
“Vector Master spirals into depression after Band fails New Vector Racing regulations”
idle plover
“Its Rawe Ceek”
lavish fjord
"Vector Master missing for 4 days, found perfectly healthy inside of apartment"
idle plover
“Vector Master, Snowman, Dog and living Plushie commences defence simulation called Tower Defence Strategy, Play now”
finite rapids
"50 Amateur racers found illegally racing at the same time, 12st racer hospitalised"
sand crest
vector master ARRESTED 4 NOT wearing a PROPER SKIRT and gets CHARGED 4 indecent exposure
skirts skirts skirts
young kraken
vector master puts skirt on band, crashes on the first corner
finite sage
vector master wears dress in race
does not even get past the OK start line
somber viper
“NEWS FLASH : THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS”
insert scout throwing flash bang here
kindred raft
"scientists say that if 10000 vector masters would boost all at once, the world would collapse"
idle plover
Boost Gear director forgets to broadcast last week Boost Gear episode
kindred raft
"breaking news: kippy found a j*b"
heavy otter
"Top Security not at the top of the top security companies list this season. Investors panicking"
mild pond
Weather report: it's raining moco plushies! Aerial shipping container full of moco plushies blew up during transport above blockage stadium during the afternoon. Mo co is very sad because of this.
idle plover
Protest on ticket prices to vector races as spectators demand lower prices as races get shorter
idle plover
“Nyoom Crash Boom”
astral turret
"New VIRAL racing chants hit the Mokinet: "Alexsome" "Umiizing", used by fans for their favorite masters"
ripe sonnet
What about top, toptastic😔
idle plover
Is it possible for Asmanworks to add new news topics post final selection
north orbit
mild pond
idle plover
“Rare Gem found on Bluestar Peak”
sonic turtle
Breaking news: A vector has been boosted!
true oriole
JUST IN: A racer has been suspended after it was revealed that he had doped himself with three cans of Boken Special ENERGY! drink. Will the supplier be tracked down?
north orbit
"TRENDING: Up and coming music band 'The Mo-Hawks'! Rose to popularity through Mo-tok!?"
dry mesa
"Parents worried Mo-Tok bad for teens! Mo-Co investigated Mo-Tok, finding no issues."
idle plover
“Mo-Co considers adding Blue Shells to Vector Racing to appeal to younger audience”
finite rapids
"12 tonnes of Mo-Chocolate bars were stolen last week. Mo-co confused on how"
kindred raft
"Breaking news: THE COLOSSAL MOKI BROKE WALL ALPHA!!!!!"
true oriole
"Breaking news! A man has fallen into the Shallows in Diamond City, buy the new Mo-Co! bars to fund the rescue of this man HEY"
idle plover
"Broken Television Brodcast Broken News"
crisp vigil
"Mmmmmmm... bacon...."
ember bridge
BREAKING NEWS: SHELVES OF BATTERIES OUT OF STOCK, VECTOR MASTER DIES MID RACE WITH 20 LITERS OF BATTERY ACID LEAKING FROM HER STOMACH
ref:
timber island
BREAKING NEWS: CHUM BUCKET RIDDLED WITH BULLETS IN A DRIVE-BY SHOOTING
Void Workshop reports its prototype Bands missing. Probably super illegal to make since they won't talk about it
Void Workshop under official investigation for illegal Bands
kindred raft
breaking news: this is the 400th message
idle plover
‘Workplace Productivity Tenfolds are vector band strapped office chairs are added”
short pawn
