#Ask Monke
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That’s why I don’t like yogurt with fruit pieces in it
Flusap*
you are fake
it's aweosme
Yeah it is disgusting
do you like yogurt with fruit pieces in it
Yes
Have you ever lost / chipped a tooth
Never ever ever
Well actually
I had 2 teeth extracted when I had my braces
Once when I was a little kid my friends dad was pitching a baseball at me and it hit me directly in the mouth and I chipped one of my front teeth
I’m sorry
I was a dumbass as a kid and wanted money from the tooth fairy so got the meat pounder hammer from my kitchen draw and smash it right into my jaw to try and remove a tooth but I only chipped it
Ok
Fym brah
o7 it's not too late for me
Hey
Hello
Idk
Monke will I ever get married
Thx
Do you think dogs know that we are controlling the car when they are in the car with us or do you think they think we are just sitting there and the car is automatic
I think they think they’re just in a moving box
But some smart dogs may know the truth
What do you think dogs dream about?
Sticks and balls
Why must I kill?
Stick and balls
What would you do if you were caving and accidentally tripped into a little nook like this
I’d start spinning really fast and drill my way out
I think thats the only way out
Do I still owe your mother a new headboard after what we done last night?
If I smoked a whole pack of woods in front of you and didn't even offer you one would you be concerned for me or kill me or what
Yes
Please do not talk about her like that
I wouldn’t judge
If I smelled kinda bad but not like really bad but bad enough to notice if you got close to me would you tell me
I would make a fun game out of spraying deodorant on each other
I was practicing my bo staff moves in the living room to let off steam because of this and I knocked over the fathers ashes and it went all over the carpet. It’s in the roomba now. This is your fault
Idea for a tv show: Roomba sucks up fathers ashes and it possesses the AI with the soul of the father and they have wacky son and ghost Roomba father shenanigans.
If my dad possessed a roomba it would send a notification to my phone asking to send it £20
Me and your dad were all over a lot of things
Inactive..
Not true bro.
Was inactive for 11 days bruh
Nooooo
Hey
Hey
Hi
Hi
how do i get ride of false reggie
Probably a ritual
Do you ever feel like Gucci mane in 2006?
how do u know
if you could scale up a cell like dog sized what organelle do you think would taste the best
i would like a big endothelium
i would look at it and say
woah
I didn't even know that existed
Which element would you be if you were a Ninjago master
I’m gonna need time to think about this
Still thinking
What about surface tension
Surface tension ninja is so cool
How did it feel when you made 30 billion after the release of iron banana?
Is it true that if i buy a red icee and throw it on myself near the end of the film, thats the 4D experience?
Therefore giving me the full iron banana experience?
You would have the full iron banana experience
Are you going to see the backrooms movie in theaters coming this summer
I think i will
Will you
Yes I'm gonna get the novelty backrooms popcorn bucket
What if you get trapped inside it bro
I'll start crying
I think I would too
If bronze was made of gold would you still like gold or would bronze be the new thing
I’d like bronze I think
whats your favorite alloy
Would you go skydiving
Yeah I think so
What if the ted thing happened to your teddy bear when you were a little kid
I don’t think he’d smoke weed like Ted
Maybe he would help me with my studies
Cool
What would come alive though? Did you have a teddy bear as a kid or some kind of plushie?
Oh bruh, you’re fucking killa
But then again maybe he’d be mad at me for sucking his leg off and eating it
Is it eating if you didn’t chew it
Accidentally swallowed
I wonder if it’s still in my belly
I was like 6
Probably could’ve died ay
Nah, 6 year olds can survive anything
I use to eat aluminium cans
Idk why but after I finished drinking a Coke I’d just chew at the can and swallow pieces of it
Are you good or bad
I’m bad
Are you chaotic or lawful