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I'm gonna suffer on hideous mass
NAKED MOLE RATS...
I fucking hate that boss
shortie
awwww self hate
well technically Prolgogue isn't act 1
Anyways imma eep cya
i saw how you pulled up with cameras and the police is waiting outside, my point is i like ya and i want ya
so just all of Act one
soap
now we can do it the easy way or we can do it the hard way...the choice is yours
Would it be a bad idea to cough till I vomit to see if it makes that coughing stop at all? (It’s starting to piss me off)
Imagine being short
theyre pretty cute actually

i am short :C
Sadge
Skill issue
said the ai stuck in a 2x3 inch chip
or something
AYE AYE...
I am a cyborg
wait hk=hq.......WAIT WE WILL HAVE HOLLOW KNIGHT COMICS?!?!?!?!?!?@?
where did hq come from
Headquarters?
I know we won't have comics if Hollow Knight is made, I was just joking.
gen alpha kids


Couldn’t be me
Bro: what's your favorite month
Me: July
Bro: why July?
me: I didn't lie😂✌️
I watched the series through yt shorts sorgy
@west elk hi I did today's exams
i think you fell off twisted bud sorry
?
Aw shucks 😔
It's a joke
I don’t get it
same
woah i forgot i had discord hi gang
Hello gng
hi
greetings my most gracious and benevolent companion. may i enquire as to how thy day has been
Thanks for you concern, my benevolent friend, i will inform you that mineth day was a great one
Say "why July"
i don't get it
O_O
I just realised it
🥹
I put down 120 for a divider somehow on an estimate
i love having did and being a hk fan cuz now grimmchild is in my head. please leave 💗
anyway my food is ready so i will depart
me: which TV is the best value?
employee: this one is $1 but the volume is stuck on full
me: I can't turn that down! 😂✌️
goodbye mine brethren
Sorry
But that isn’t funny
Wait let me try another one
tree: you can't cut me down! I'm a talking tree!
me: you're a talking tree but you will dialogue
tree: 😂✌️
OMG, and how it went?
Read the reply again
??????
But you Will die a log
good one nephew!!!
😭🙏
Eh

bro: I've been feeling a little lonely recently
me: you should start a small business
bro: would that help?
me: then you'll have a little company 😂✌️
Got any more good jokes? This one is below par
This sounds good
son: dad, are we pyromaniacs?
dad: yes we arson
im l m a oing rn
Damn
Let me think
why did the chicken cross the road
Chimkn
That’s lowk a good joke
Went good imo they werent that hard at all
I need one I haven't heard before
bc the chicken was blind and didnt know where it was going
and it got hit
rate my joke guys!
kid: I'll call you later
dad: no, call me dad
kid: 😂✌️
What do you call a man with a rubber toe
Roberto ✌️👹
@open swift hi
oops weong emote
hello everynyan
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
lotta i's there buddy
not enough
Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
Wth is “everynyan”
reference
To what?
azumanga daioh
heloo
grimm my beloved
Whta’s that
The type of disrespect Conquest recieves is insane
Even the emperor didn't want to honour him with death 😭
television show
speaking of grimm i am getting closer to beating nkg
Hi
hi.
nice hope u beat him
only hard boss in the game that is fun even after dying a lot
Abt what?
slice of life anime there is no plot
Ok 👍
hello guys
Wsg
hai
Is the spoiler tag bot in the hk and ss help channels a custom bot
Why do i kinda smell scrambled egg even tho my nose is kinda blocked and there's no scrambled egg nearby
Probably
beacuse YOUR the scrambled egg
Yum
Smell unscrambled eggs
like @latent topaz ?
Something like that
nice
How to unscramble the egg of the smell
...Everywhere I go, I see him...
you cant escape
Phantosmia, most likely.
why are you eating a orange just now
guys, beth is trying to talk to the ghost of john lennon with her oujia board...
the 3 melody guys from the core(i forgot the name of them and the place im sorry)
Did I get pinged?
i barely play silksong
@junior plover
Meh
Imma go back to ACO
hello chat
very calm brotherly bonding
hi

ofc
it was a while ago
but idk why Inever ate an orange until then
grr your not allowed to eat a orange
finger wag of shame
omfg my wifi
y'youe'r
yur'eo
yuri
yer'fanito
Yo luck :D
yo'uer
Hello, Kakri. How are you? :D
Fine, I'm drawing a lil drawing that is kinda about crk (but also about personal stuff because I'm drawing myself as truthless recluse)
(AND I'M COOKING 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥)
Nice to hear, and have fun drawing!
I'm still gonna be playing ACO lol
hi luck
Hello, Flapsie. How are you?
Fine just listening to music wbu
Nice to hear! I'm ok rn, playing ACO.
what is ACO
cool
Assasin's Creed Origins
k thanks
assasims creed origins or odysse
thanks too
is it good
f2p btw
975K power esc as a f2p is kinda crazy
Yes
But I managed to do it!
hm
Yayy
wow
Damn
Indeed huh
I'm currently doing a project to diagnose the pale king with antisocial personality disorder
my sister used airplay on our tv to secretly spy on my phone with her friend and i was doing a ton of embarassing shit wtf do i do
I HATE THE GOD TAMER I HATE THE GOD TAMER
You know you can just kill the dog and the fight will end right?
Thats what im trying to do
TARGET THE DOG
Shouldn't be that hard
but that fucking ant just keeps fucking jumping and jumping around WHILE IM TRYING TO AVOID THAT DOG'S ATTACKS
Oreo
Say that u knew they watched u
that wont help
SLIME OUT EVERYONE
i was talking with the one person i feel comfortable with while these excuses of human beings were spying
Why were they spying?
because theyre 12 and have nothing better to do
why do you play video games ?
Cus its fun
exactly
aaaaaa
because it's fun
SPYING IS INFACT NOT FUN
power ?
But it doesn't interfere with other people's personal things
ya
on certain people
Nuh uh
just asking (i don't have my glasses rn)
it's not fun
oh fair lol. i love power
i dont want to live anymore
rip
like, you talked some embarrassing things and they saw it ?
no it's way worse
ITS NOT THAT SERIOUS JUST IGNORE THEM
bang
oh sorry to hear, i was joking anyways
Ig uhhh... Just tell them that it makes you really uncomfortable when they do that, and you don't consent to them doing it ig.
bro
:<
they saw so bad shit i want to kms rn
If they would do it again
Please don't. I am getting a little concerned
@sharp ether the chainsaw man ending is buns
yeah its pretty terrible
I wish whoever made God Tamer gets fired /j
They really shouldn't of done that tbh. Even if your were looking at not so bad stuff, It doesn't change that they did a really stupid thing.
Its not really your fualt
its Dmitry Shcherbakov
Just decided to press the reset button
nono you dont understand
got lazy
Worst ending i have ever seen WITH THE SOLE EXCEPTION OF JJK OF COURSE
Its ok. Just explain and I'll try to understand
u talking about modulo or normal one
Modulo
I WAS TALKING TO MY BOYFRIEND ABOUT HOW I FEEL COMFORTABLE AROUND HIM AND THAT I WANT TO SPEND MY FUTURE WITH HIM, MIND YOU IM A MALE
ah understandable
what happened in it (spoil it i don't care)
The ending was just the power of freindship
this truly is our jujutsu kaisen
my name is Jujutsu.... jujutsu kaisen
It had so much potential man
Oh. That's actually not as bad as I thought. So is your family like against that, or was it more like something that was embarrassing?
Welcome to jujutsu, Kaisen
It had so much megumi
BRO THEYRE 12
EVERYONE WILL KNOW
yeah
and you are ?
and i already have social anxiety
...
15
I'm assuming you haven't come out yet?
Yeah no start a new life
Hes 13
Get out of the country
Or she
NO I JUST ACCEPTED IT A FEW DAYS AGO
same as me... but u are allowed to have a bf ?
15
Damit im always wrong
maybe a girlfriend idk abt boyfriend i was never gonna come out

Btw how do i get vc acces?
i hate my family and i hope they all fucking die
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ay chill, they're still your family...
you can ping yourself none will question it dw (im experienced)
wish they werent
Ty dawg
Ok. Let's try and calm down. I understand that you have social anxiety, I do too a little bit. So I probally should of asked does your family know?
Praying on your family to die.... IS TOO DANG MUCH WHAT DID THEY EVEN DO DIDNT YOU SAY YOU ACCEPT IT
dog...
Pretty sure what you wanted to do counts as artificially increasing message count, so just talk ig
NO ONE KNOWS, ONLY ONE PERSON WAS SUPPOSED TO
Aight iill just talk
I'm going back to playing ACO
Bye until, chat
Btw whats yall best speedrun in hk?
9 hours
Good what abt ya?
WHA
@fierce badge all for one ?
Wh
Doing good making time
The whole opposite gang
Mine is 20 mins
DID YOU TRY TO 100%
all might ?
(i don't watch mha)
Which ending tho
Yeah
You should watch it
normal
One for all and yea ur right
The first eps are cringe asf tho
Good time
Fr fr
my sister is convincing me to watch mha so I'll do it soon
Take the chance, its peak, especially if youre an teenager
W sis
Dont link the fandom with the anime please
she likes that ground guy idk his name
my sister is safe
missed the opportunity to say your taking too long
Who..? You kinda got me there lmao
Fuck
i'm so bored
wap
that person with white hair and like lots of hands
Ok. I understand that you wish that this did not happen but it did. Let's trying taking this one step at a time. Is your family against liking the opposite gender/LGBT? In other words are they more conservative in beliefs?
Ohhh you mean shigaraki?
i think yes, lemme ask her

FUCK
That guy had more than two hand?
Like 9 if im not wrong
The guy who speaks in hands
7 are just "deco" tho
Isnt he just all about touching people
bro you dont understand ITS NOT MY FAMILY IM WORRIED ABOUT ITS MY SISTERS SCHOOL WISH WOULD LEAD TO MY SCHOOL WISH MEANS EVERYONE WILL KNOW
Yeah basically
Kill your sister
Green gaster
her friend was there too yk
Its the only way unless they actually have manners
Terminate them both
I dont wanna spoil much but ||basically everything he touches with 5 fingers gets converted into dust||
Kill both of them
eat the school
Use abys shriek on them
SLIME OUT EVERYONE IN THE COUNTRY
the same reason i got muted btw
THROW 7 BILLION CHILDREN INTO THE VOID
WHA
wait...
you're one of them
💀
I am
abyss
@bold stone you got muted because of the low tier god gif ?
We are okd
I think the best way to go forward here would probably just to accept it and start being more outgoing about your current position. I know it's going to be hard to do because of your social anxiety, but considering how things are right now, this is probably the best way forward.
If you already have friends and people that like you the way you are right now, you being more public about how you identify shouldn't change your friendship, and if they do more and less, that's a red flag. People should be welcoming of others, no matter what you identify as.
I will have to get back to work, but you got this and I hope your overcome your challenges.
Sometimes the best thing to do is accept it
Ty dawg imma go confess to my gf tomorrow and i know thid isnt targeted to me but ill take it
right they also saw a few other things like A LITERAL NSFW CHANNEL
Oh well kill them
faaaaaaax
they were watching FOR 45 MINUTES
hi
Hi perosn
hi
How are u living being
hey
But sometimes the best thing to do is KILL EVERYONE
oh perfect that's great
and you?
COMIT GENOCIDE
Hello
=eat the world
ello
i just napped
elo
put on Daveed Diggs songs to do P4 to and then right after that one song from the boys was over I flopped Pure Vessel
💔 why would Daveed do this to me
assuming pure nail, strength, and no combo staggers/spells/narts, 1152 damage minimum of 1600
I was using purely nail, I wanted to reserve for healing
Eepy
Last time i slept, i slept for 2 and a half hrs🥀
Is it that hard to write an s
you should eep
Ye
This might be peak
you also need to write l its so hard
i am just listing to undertale music
I'm not even mad that I lost to Pure Vessel
because in P4 I beat watcher bastards hitless
you should be
Undertale was such a great game
no because it's so easy
True…
it still is
all I have to do is get to pure Vessel
Do i have to deafeat hallow knight again to fight radiance if you die to radience
yet you lost ..
which is easy
sigh
Yeah
yes
yeah
yes
yes
it's really easy imo tho
Sighs
to Pure Vessel, a boss I never fought before
Talking like everyone could beat that mf in 1 try
i damage tanked a lot of THK's attacks
its easy dw
I know but
put me in a room with PV and he's coming out dust and bones
also you get fully healed after that + the boss is peak enjoy it
Thats impossible cus he is void
in which hour are you?
drew me in a different outfit
-# (seems a little familiar, doesn't it?)
The importance for hallow knight decreases everytime like it feels more like obstacles
if it is void then how do we get soul by hitting it?
Being a goat does not make you have a 100% winrate
Oh me 70 hr
Idk
what's the word greatest mean to you
Idk
my dad
aww
Weve pushed the win rate pretty far on PV, teano could probably realistically get to like 95+% rad
YOU'RE GASTER
my feet hurt
unhurt it then
thanks for the info
shade lord is actually gaster it is the void he disappeared to and he is controlling it
in hall of gods that man got the knuckle sarnie of a lifetime
We are gaster
:[
We could actually be gaster we wouldn't know
Skill issue
That’s why you’re gaster
lies
what if the gaster is the friend we made along the way
hi people
Now knowing that you're gaster means that you're gaster
Man radiance is hard orb thing
knowing gaster also means ur gaster
Walking means ur gaster
Falling into your own machine and splitting into atoms means that ur gaster
Ye
Sans is gaster
Papyrus is gaster
EVERYONE IS GASTER
and roaring knight is papyrus that means roaring knight is also gaster
And dess is missing which means that she is gaster
chara is also gaster
i'm still here

i'm gonna miss junior year :[
Ok
best sound
guess 1234 😭
ok
i taste blood
do u hate me
ok
Maybe

🧭 all the way
god so grimm
Bro what does this even mean
gut so
Compass you say
AH NOT THAT
Whose compass is curiosity vro
mine
hi luck
Ah alright
Hello, vase. How are you?

Hai again vase!
chat is so slow and full of people i've never met
are you sad vase?
this is strange
not really
why not?
I'm back to ACO
real
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
school ends on friday
okay the compass fucks me off
and i'm going into my senior year
stop react spamming
speak to people yk in dms then
you are going to school?
oke sorri
i befriended a lot of seniors this year and i'm going to miss them
hm ?
but my compass is curiousty
no
ok
spell it right at least
sorri :C
do you have bruno a friend?
yeah ?
yes
yes?
hi guys
did you already play it?
sleep
you changed pfp
Sleep
hiiii
e
Yes
i just napped for like 4 hours LOL
rest
i'm not sleepy
I have my very first discord pfp
Dont sleep drink coffee
juhu viper is finally again here
on a bank
i don't really like coffee
why?
i had to practice today
also doesn't really solve my issue
why are you tired
Take a cold bath
what to practice?
bro
drums and marimba
hi guys
hi
it could be worse ngl
Fym
not at this hour
helo
do you like france?
you napped but didnt ''sleep''
no
depends
right answer i am proud
i hate french ppl
No lets nuke france
im in
me to i also hate the france
i want to restore romanum impero
they lost in 4 months to germany
a
b
and they were at this time are world power
c
c
they think snail are better than spaghetti with tomatoes
d
yeah
e
france can't do anything they only can run away
yea what
yea snail>tomatoes?
π
no snails are disgusting
@junior plover wake up
i dont like them
snail cake undertale referance
whe have to do something against france
why
my cat is snoring so loud im.laughing
let's conquer france
,14
have I seen you before @quartz scaffold?
whe sould ask germany
I dont believe so helldiver
fr like why president Macron for me is macaron
ok, you looked familiar
germany wants at the year 2039 the strongest army in europa
there are a lot of grimm there
i dont care about army, i care about to sterminate french ppl without killing amimals
wow so many grimms
There is only 7 who have a grimm pfp the others are fake
a
im a dodge viper
buns car
im .
yato, heya
dont younsee the car in my pfp
so many knights
because pierre's isnt open on wednesdays?
legally blind
omg you call them cars too?
And i dont count as a grimm for some reason
nice
beacuse your name is fancy
he's a car. snoring whit a v10
oh
why you dont have a pfp
cause i dont
just put one
no
i usualli skip text from ppl wifh no pgp
byee have a good night!n
ok
what are we gonna fight the sun?
i shall slaughter every grimm
bro
there can only be one.
but you are the fancy ine
aren't you a grimm?
Well every grimm except me
yall domt see im actually a car look at my pfp
i'm never getting my license
no audi
GIRL HOW
what type?
Thats a good thing for everyone
type r
holy insult
so you say that i am right?
no i'm kidding i'll get it before october probably
What the FUCK did you say
im growin a pp after this
girls can drive ??
VIPER
pp 😔😔
ehhh
imma just switch channels
it was meant ironic
cya
Sorry i didnt think male anatomy was a bad word
cya
good night
they give it a bad rep
Heyo
good knight
what are then going to do?
Haii guys!!!
no is 21:12
hii
hhhhhhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
hii brunoo
I just lost ||the game||😭
js say the d word son ✌️
not for me, for me it is 15:12
bruno have no enemies
Steel soul?
what do you mean?
fake
lemme show you
Worse…
where are you living?
indomt want a d word pic
Worse
Thank you🥹❤️🩹🔥
oh no
Wdym
Mods
somewhere
fake its 21 :13
worse?
what did hapen?
different time zone dumbass
its 22:12 here when you typed that meaning we live pretty close meaning im coming meaning sleep with one eye open
You made it worse
it's 15:13 where i am :>
say sry to viper
||the game||😭
no
watch me sleeping
Oh hell naah😭
i see a woman of culture
Wdym the game
WHAT!!?
i thought bro was a car
should i scream "i lost" or smth?

are you allergic to laugh
fuck, i read the numbers wrong
I’m sorry, I’m on my villain arc today
not actions done upon me
Get a dog
||lost the whole game not save file|| 😭
yes
Do what you want
okay ure not a woman of culture im just blind
how?
Move out
i am a woman of culture
Idk
i'm 17 ..
Be 18
im.sorry bro
so young
unc 🥀
Happen to the best of us...
bro?
No… you don’t know what exactly ||“the game”|| is, do you?
Nope
you're like 2
car 👍🏻
Search it
no i am not
FALSE
Ok
IF HE WAS 2 HE WOULDNT BE ABLE TO TYPE
how young could u possibly be
if i would be 2 i wouldn't have finished path of pain
so youre 12
damn it i have to leave
i finished path of pain in the womb
no i am not 12
bye bye!!
21
guess
so young ... bro is 2 seconds old
I’m like 5500 days😭🥀💔
thanks
chill unc
100
yw
i'm 6,225 days old
15
Woah, you old unc
Oh ok
Days?
Aunt status
no i don't think i'm that old
sec
Something around this date, not exactly the 5500 days tho
imagine being days old 💔

Not old for aunt
im 15 sec old

i could be an aunt but my brother doesn't wanna have a child or smth
Mods execute her
eh he's right anyways
still in the womb 🔥
im 3,4 sec 0-100km/h
why are you guys so young?
Too old grandma
i don't think they're actually seconds old
i'm sorry to say
damn
no shit sherlock
im 2.114.315.784 seconds old
Im a 0.0000003 mele second old
i do 0-100 km/h in 3,4 s
translate it to year if you want
poor shedletsky
first time running?
tf is ts
rookie numbers
i forgot to add without wheels
fetus breaker
i'm 541,609,200 seconds old
femur breaker
son 💔
shut up
rookie
i have the right to kill you
bro
approx
tf are you onto
acids
king of ohio xDDDDD
ohhh shitttt 👀 💀 sigma 🔥
what was that
you say that now but wait 'til you see me at 3 am looking for BEANZZZ xPPP
i am scared
the wind
whats going on?
Another version of fever dreams😭🙏
what did they do?
because it doesn't have anything wrong duh
its weird af
that can not be
i will try it again
oh
the cat is really cute
Yah that was not the wind💔
aaaawwwwwwwwww so cute
is that your cat
ye
kitty
KITTY SO HIGH
also cute
very cute car
so cute
theres cars everywhere on my city
Wow
instanbull
even on markets
Correct
whe have so many cat picture in the server now
i want to go to COSTANTINOPOLI🗣️🗣️🗣️
isn't it called istanbul?
the fact you forgot an 's at bf made me have to read that again just to be sure
now yes
i don't have a cat i wish i had one 🙄
i dont really know english grammar sorry
do you like türkei?
just get One from the trash
i had a blind and deaf dog who couldn't learn any trick and was boring as fuck
idk never been there
yeah cause my parents would let me
just kick them out👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
they might
hi everyone, anyone knows are there any working "glass soul" mods left?
they won't
who sould be kicked out?
you don't know that for sure
you
how are you vase?
they said they're never getting any animal again
first one to get eliminated
i'm great
why tell me a good reason
Me vanish cya
their parents
bye bye
i won't cya
i dont even know what it is sorry
cya
because yes i listen to tony pitony usually
donne ricche
really cool sogn
let's kick rainer winkler
isnt that a normal thing (i dont btw)
you're so italian
yeah it is but it's stupid
like why make myself sadder for no reason
what does even mean
from which country are you?
u lossing the world after any damage u got
usa :c
i know only about steel.soul
oh i am so sorry
and you know about tony pitony😦😦
listen to lemon lime lips by naethan apollo
imagine being from earth
LMAOO
his name is "tony pitony"
where else would he be from
tony is in his name TWICE
it surly isn't great to live in usa
you can also listen to colour ballad by naethan apollo
you are messin around
it's the same but u have only 1hp
real
boo
i know

