#hk-general
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If i sent it here i would get banned
Good enough
You may proceed
why?
FYM WHY
meanie
Wait hollup, he got a point tho
Do i really have to send the quote HERE
so many pics too little internet

Which
birbuh won't wake up i'm going to slaughter him in his own house
Whatever that guy says Ik it's gotta be some bs for it to get quoted
Slaughter?
uiwefjksmiewjksdm,jkd
man i love ganondorf (non romantically)
platonically*
Dont make me send the quote

madoka is saying wierd shit nowadays
I think he wants to smite me
i thought she was family friendly
Sandstorm if you send 1 more quote
I
Haii I'm eepy wbu :D
Fuck you too :3

Thatβs not very nice
hi eepy wbu :D
FUCK NICENESS
Hmmmmmm
ok
Thatβs even less nice!
Dude bro said "that's not very nice" and that scene pops up from my head
I thought you were wise
Eepy :<
my ass can not be crucified bucko
Aww D:
One mustnβt assume the intelligence and wisdom of others, for they will be disappointed in what they discover
Came from my official weather app btw

sorry for very long time of no videos plz forgive plzzzzz forgive plz!!!!!!!
Don't use my videos without crediting π‘ (dont repost either)
Credits:
Thumbnail by my awesome gf! (her instagram) https://www.instagram.com/ani.meep_?igsh=MTJza2VkYnpwYXczeA==
Pikuniku dance part with the song (source)
https://x.com/PikuNikuGame/status/17992652470...
Not my daughter 

musn't*
My bleeding heart, canna lily, rose, poison hemlock, blueberries, spider worts, monkshood, hostas, horse tail and some weird asparagus looking thing
Time to eat da cake
Aw crap
why do you have hands
ryoiki tenkai
this is how I'm trying to understand who "Niceness" is
Why is your heart bleeding
i'm fucking crine
Ahdjjshd Iβm too lazy to change it
Its a baby so i had to show the bloom properly
I took pills
you're a newborn?
consider me living under a rock
Im too lazy to be lazy
I can send it sandstorm
Probably because the plant is extremely toxic
wsg bert
No, the bleeding heart is
Wuzzup
is your heart bleeding
Is a bleeding heart
Your trying so hard to deny it
God these pills taste ass π₯
u feeling better today
All pills taste ass dude
stage 1: denial that you have no proof
stage 2: death
Atleast you took your pills today unc
Yeh
dubs
real
Probably because theyβre pills
I sent you something
I found out I had a infection on my neck π
proof?
THE FUCK YOU MEAN PROOF
Oh, hope you feel better soon :D
Yes β
you don't have any proof that you sent it to me
I did
@zinc idol i think you need to accept his dms in order for them to show
He needs proof that you sent it
Just check the damn thing
proof?
Why is the dihpressed emo looking at me like that β
You don't have any proof i have plants that are toxic to ingest
i do not have dms
he aint even depressed nor emo... he just weird lol
Damn
Basically the same thing
he is the worlds greatest detectiv tho
as a weird person i completely disagree with this statement, die for your sins
( β’Μ Ο β’Μ )β§
The problem is that if i sent it here i would probably get banned DAMN IT
That's why his name L then π
π€¨
That thing should not be a detective
your larping being weird... i just know it
Something sandstorm said yesterday
Gng how do I have do not disturb on when im not even playing a gameπ
Oooh
The issue about nine sols mobile is not the controls or the lag or the guilt that comes from robbing 35$ of peak gameplay
It's the game literally breaking on itself on occasion
Do you wanna know what it is
Not really π₯
Do y'all balls itch once
Don't
Wha...
π
I lack the equipment
this is why we like you Bert
Wdym
GHhghwashudhigcvdui92
Tanks :D
I mean I lack the equipment
i dont have balls
The AI glitched
No balls?
ill eventually beat boundless infinity
No balls
Sad
surely
Bro knew my first roblox usernameπ
Eventually
All of our first usernames was like that
Can't wait to eat kids as kurourushi in jjs
Not really
"Im doing some jujutsu shenanigans"
Tell that to your freinds
peak mentioned
its L
No jujutsu, all shenanigans
Without L..the worLd is just a word...
Rule 1 thou shall comit shenanigans
Take the L lil bro π€£
-# think I'm high
you probably are
Rule 2 thou shall not team
Maybe
bro L is the goat
You think that you are what?
Idk, did you take something to get you high-
teaming is so fuckin ass in battleground games
Maybe 
"i cant imagine a world without light"
"yes, that would be dark"
one of my friends found the exact recipe Edward used to bring his mother back to life
Thou be speaking facts
COULD YOU STOP SMITING PEOPLE FFS
Aww man no tar
NO
YES
Some edgy shit Cyn said once
NO (but evil) 
Gabriel smite uh that one guy
Want colored quotes
YES (but not evil β€οΈ)
Am i allowed to post non-hk art
Gay quotes?
NO (very evil)
Ik how to :D
YES (least evil π)
J my beloved
Don't mind the clot keyboard
Why not use it then
Js dont
i mind
Lower than the iq of a flyπ
if anyone wants to watch boundless infinity, im in vc rn steaming
I'm 90% sure you don't like gays
Idk
i really feel like watching Fullmetal again
no I just said it to make you reply to me hehe
Mods execute him
One of my friends is over the top for say gex lowk β
Nah I'd larp
Wha
Tf you mean by that
One of my friends like yaoi a BIT too much
Does anyone here play deltarune
Yes.
i did
Im the one where im in constant pain in the movie im from
yes (sadly)
Nah, but I have it
Play it now
Breh embed fail
funny because you actually didn't watch jjk
Hai doll!
Im still waiting to finish undertale yellow pa-pa-pacifi-i think im about to puke from saying it
Very depressing that tenna died π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²ππππππ₯²ππ₯²ππ₯²πππ₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²π₯²ππππππ₯²π
Hai :3
I CAN DO ANYTHING BUT beating jevil
Don't do paci
Kill everyone
Hruuu?
SLIME OUT EVERYONE
I just struggle with beating Jevil no-hit
I will do it one day tho
I need to 100% it...
I like doing pacifist
Hack it
Bet
KILL ANYONE YOU SEE
Get out of my face
ok thats elite ball
Blocked
is the frieza gif allowed
bruh
KILL EVERYONE
Genuinely Nostalgic hangout game is peak
Wdym
yes
imagine blocking your own bf π
SMITE HIS PACIFIST ASS OUTTAAA HERE
The ending is just absolutely peak βππ€
I'm just an aang fan ππ
It all makes sense now
when he updates the second game, it will be peak
No wonder she bites you
Yes
no actually I'm into tht
HE'S UPDATING THE SECOND GAME????
What
he said he would update both of the older games
The fuck did you just say
i think it was in his bio or smt
the one where he says "dance for us monkey"
Smite him please
LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOO
she can bite me all she wants or even take a piece of flesh idm
i don't really find the appeal in "online relationships"
you're smiting her btw
I know a fix dont bite him 
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
I left an hour ago and people are still talking about Roblox
NOOO FUCK OFF
I am one of the farting few
Good idea

Life is a roadblocks
Ts so peak
NO DON'T LISTEN TO HIM

HE'S EVIL
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHHHHEEEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
No mario pls no I'll pay my debts to zebra mafia
You cant stop it now
Uzi once said:
Like some kind of evil scary
Just accept it
sfdhhghsdaghhjamsfhmgjsad
A wise man once said
"I don't understand this shit genuinely"
Im smiting everyone
Plz no I'll pay my debts to zebra mafia spare me
that's why she's th goat
finally i found it

GRIFFITH
Guts, I sacrifice
Can I fart here
Skill issue
I wonder if I should pay my debts to zebra mafia
What yalls thought gng
guts crying is peak
You come into this server steal my meme AND SAY SKILL ISSUE TO ME
Do you like pineapple on pizza?
No ew
Do you like breaking pasta
No
Good
Haven't even ate pasta
@rigid jewel y'all need to see the berserk memes i have π
..
I'm bored
..
No, youre abu
Well damn
once i got banned because i sent a Griffith gif
I'm cooked 
Ello stapler
Hello, bored. I'm Luck.
Historically accurate
Also the reason zebra mafia after me is uh
I nuke their associates
Hi
For stealing my tar
U want instant water
Someone stole the i will CRUCIFY YOUR ass quote from you
π«©

Ik
I dont want to get banned too
Deleted that shit so fast
Not yet
My shitpost has been spotted πΉβ€οΈβπ©Ήπ₯Ή
Guys do I pay my debts off to the zebra mafia
griffith is a generational crashout tbh
No
I'm broke anyways
Wait i have an idea
Tell them to kill any md fan while you get the money
The what
Nah what about the African sea bass
Execute the whole world to be alone so you can do what you want to do?
What's md
Smart idea am i right
Murder drones
Murder drones???
I like cyn
Brotatochip you think that's gonna work?
WHA
@pastel nova one time my friend's little brother took his berserk manga from the shelf and he was about to read that shi (he's 7 btw) π
Mb I was dealing with my sis
someone stopped him
Back :3
L someone

Also grimm what do I do am I cooked
bro was gonna be more mature than his parents tbh
cwdw
You have been L'd
Idk tbh your done for
Pray for me β
JOKES ON YOU 
sadasd
no youre not bored was banned
RickRoll
WHY THE RICKROLL
Γ-
because yes
I HAD TO GET REVENGE
Me arse hurts
IDC ANYMORE
Same
I wont continue
Yeah
whyzzers
Calyps any tips on how to run away from zebra mafia? β
Wydm
Call the African sea bass empire

Anyways
Bye
Bye staple man
Is this what John grace had to go through π
It's the CYN of greed
Iβm going to pour spinach down ur throat

Hehe cyn
Ig I am Bert so that means I can solo zebra mafia yes
Can I smoke cyn?
Also Cyn
CYNthol
I'm not even safe from ts
uhhh
They did it with the main cast
How the fuck do you get 2 death sentences HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
just build a secret bunker with galvanized squared steel under your bed
Onion dw I am Bert I can handle π
-# probably
Just build diffirent gang
ARE THEY GONNA KILL THE SOUL TO
Nah I'd escape
Who the fuck decided that
I did
Nuh uh
Also
the air
There gonna kill her bring her back just to kill her
Technically I can't die unless the kill my core :3
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHHHHEEEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
Squirrel
Cyn will eat ur core again
who do you call two guys who love math?
Now I shall use this against you
Math lovers
Pathological
ni
algae
No*
Algebros!!
What's happening here?
So funny......
-# you don't know how long ive been laughing at this joke
YOU STEAL MY MEME OF STEALING YOUR MEME, NOW I SHALL STEAL YOUR MEME OF YOU STEALING MY MEME THAT I STOLE YOUR MEME
If it keeps going forever SO BE IT
nah I think we gonna get warned
Yeah
Just one last...
Cyn and Costco are great freinds
Yeah
Not if i blow up every single costco
You can't rickroll anyone if they don't get tricked
son
U deserve to be banned
Did I just see money spread to general or something?
yeppers
someone with image perms got ratted
No...it was just digital hallucinations
yoink
this chat is so awful bruh oh my god
Then don't chat
Eigong...
NINE SOLS MENTION
she's awesome i like the old badass science teacher
Nuh uh
I heard that it is one of the hardest bosses in games
Even though she's still single handedly kicking my ass while i haven't even made it to the end of phase 2
Or whatever vid I saw told me
"I GLONG TO TALAYAY SMITE YOU"
Well it sure as hell is because jesus christ is she a jump
More like a dive from a cliff tbh
would yβall rather larp hollow knight or larp nine sols
Skill issue
So true
Facts
Anyways get smited
none of the above
Hollow knight because bad game anyway
The fuck did you just say
yoink
Deal with it imo
Nah I'd larp
yummy meme
dont fuck with hollow knight discord members, they donβt even like the game
Brb
i copyrighted the meme
True
So true!
I copyrighted the meme you stole so now you shall give me money
no I meant yoink yummy meme as in the meme was so good it was tasty frfr
nine? like nine sols
Yoink means stealing so now give me my money
itβs not a copyright violation if they havenβt used it
Oh shi
yeah bud
i feel called out (did someone mention me)
as you should
on my mother some people here will just type some random shit sometimes
ah yes, my anti hollow purple technique i havnt used since the heian era
What
im not a rat im a sleep deprived idiot
Hah you called yourself a sleep deprived idiot

that's because I am
Hmmmmmm
I'm an idiot because I laugh at baldi saying numbers
Yeah your hopeless
Chat I need some help
How the fuck are we supposed to help
A tip or smt gng
Ok
My left air pod ain't working
Throw it away
When I put it in the port it doesn't fit for some reason, like it wobbles
Its in an invincible edit
at least i don't rely on a vessel to take care of my child (not like i have a child)
You can see how the right one fits perfectly but the right is a bit upwards
maybe something wrong w the port
Grimm cant raise the grimm child for some reason
Idk why
Hmm
Probably for the ritual to work
I had these airpods
laziness
I had mine for like a year
did you treat them like shi
no I took care of them
Skill issue
it pissed me off cause I didnt do nothing wrong
STOP MENTIONING ME
awaken my fellow mmz fans
https://youtu.be/OtdXWV1SjZU?si=puk_k6cI9-0VJu8w
no description needed

my bad
you have to feed and shower them everyday
Oh nvm I see the problem
take his nitro away
did you also pay child support
AHHHHHHHHHHHGGHHHHHHGGH
HAHAHAHAHAAAAHHAHAHHHHEEEHEHEHEHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
I copyrighted this one now gimme money
you didnt say it when i used it
you used it
So the one i used is copyright free
LARPING LARPING
TEAMING TEAMING
Stop spamming now
οΌ Mods he's spamming
why specifically me huh?
π‘
Cus you spammed
howπ
FYM how
its my first message in a hot min
do you even know what spamming means
no one remembers the yellow girls name
do uπ€
ahem
insert cat thinking
yes
Hai baddie!

it's neru
Well then u could see I wasn't spammingπ π
who even is that yellow girl
i only know don quixote
Calypso help
hello
yes because I was joking
AHEM
Hruu?
waht
im fine
π π π π π π
Thatβs goodd
I copyrighted this one
Where
i loooove
100 bux
Block tales
why are you copyrighting every single variant
I loooove
Fancy Grimm saying I'm spamming
i love i love i love
he's greedy

They keep stealing it
Insert the repo guy
yo wsp guys
you can even say that his greed is unbreakable
Like a diamond?
Ahh yes my anti copyright technique I haven't used since the heian era
wth holy R.E.P.O Goofy gif
anyways amma go back to studying cya yall
Cye
ayc
bye neru
Give me money
bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny
no u didnt copyright it
NO (you are not talking with me)
I did
What
no u didnt
Are we serious
THE MONALISA
Its just for a faster dash chill
just copy em pixels
Yo LUCK new Look?
bunny bunny bunny bunny bunny
herro
Oh then I'm doing it for sure
Yes
Hello, Abu. How are you?
W luck
why did I think a train was gonna hit him
You didnt get the faster dash card in demo 1
doing terrible
?
wby?
har
I think I have all faster dash cards, not sure
Its wbu i think
Why, if I may ask?
both work
har har har har har har har har har har
:)))
NO THEY DONT
MY GF IS IGNORING ME 
Spam
holy shit its john skong
Hah my plan worked
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA 
poor you
yar yar yar yar 
yall VC 2 pls
What are you streaming
poop night
Old enough to get a job btw
Where is jogoat
a game i found on itch(not the fnaf one)



Fuck jogo yo why u glazing him
blockbeat
Nanami and todo my goats <3
HE FOUGHT THE 2 STRONGEST CHARACTERS
Ok that's true
AND DIDNT DIE IN 1 SECOND
old enough to drive a car
3 words
Couldnt
Care
Less
Old enough to have a gf
And yet he is still making poop jokes
ikrrr
DIE
too slow
The guy who made this gif is a LARPER
I just got back home I should rest better
My headache just went away
I DONT WANT THAT SHIT BACK
hello deadcells guy
Be the damage for the headache
Hi
I ALREADY HAD A HEADACHE FOR 3 HOURS
how are you
I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR 12 HOURS
Take a wild guess
IDC
like always
SKILL ISSUE
ah bapanada, I'm back
i burnt my hand π
100 points for abu
how
Skill issue
Let me guess tired?
Not tired
yayayayy what do I spent them on
WHA
i was cooking for my sis and like i got jumpscared by a bird outside so the frying oil fell on it
Beer
did the bird fell inside the oil or nah
I mean he is from iraq so he may be muslim
no it was outside
so you'll have Kentucky better than fried potatoes
sad no Kentucky for yall
No
I worked for 3 hrs today btwπ
oh congratulations
I'm so proud of you grandma
?
Lolll thanks thanks
Bs seems to be missing
@upper tulip
I mean my school was 8 hours and i had homework that took me like 4 hours so if you count that as work i worked for 12 hours
πππvery sorry for you. Very sorry
Im glad youre still alive
easy
he knows how to cute well
Anyways
Bye
That took you like 10 mins
mhm
memes like that appear all the time on my Pinterest front page
I predict that the chat will die in 20 mins
it's usually with genshin or tad memes
mine is zelda, bleach, and mm memes
Am I missing any Bux? I have 59 rn
Idfk
I'd like to play Zelda one day
haahd six
inshallah after getting a ps5 I'll save up for a light switch
if you're a beginner pick Wind waker it's the easiest
Hah
I am
that was fun
60 bux, yay!
meanwhile my ass is speedrunning ocarina of time π
YOO NINE SOULS
seriously?
W game
you think that I'll be stopped by a hard game?
I tried to speedrun kirby and the forgotten land didnt end well
yeah it's my first Zelda game
hk was the first metlovenia I've played
Guys im a big indie game fan
and deadcells is my second
Who isnt these days
guys anyone knows what Spelunky is?
Bc in every indie game there are lesson
fr
I know a bit
the game
i like all indie games except undertale, that's my opinion
Didnt play it though
Aww why
and in every indie game (good game) there are like a message from the developer
....
beautiful
Greetings, constructs of flesh!
its ok there are no problem its your opinion
it's not my vibe
Guys i got 300 Messages W
hello hidden deadcells guy
ive been in the dead cells community for like 2 years now and the active dead cells discord members know me a little
cool
Did anyone play kirby and the forgotten land
why cell your dead when you can dead your cells
I'm trying to be active there but I'm more active here bc my friends are here
like lots of people know me at least I hope
How does one acquire 4 speed spins
hey, i recently started playing undertale. just did undyne yesterday
someone in my friend's server said "Roll 12 and kiss your homie" and I rolled a 12 now, π
The undying?
Oh shi
what? i got the one in the cave
Thats what he means
where you give her water
i need to log of now π
was i supposed to give her water?
Which route are you doing
Prbly neutral
i heard about this "pacifist route" and thought id give it a chance
If its their first time
never played it before
You cant even do the other routes without doing it first
well im commited anyways
im very bad at the game
Tbh I haven't even done pacifist or genocide myself
Your just making the final fight harder
so youre telling me, i shouldhve killed the mosters?
ok then
ok i gtg now
Not every single one just kill the normal monsters
im not a monster that i would kill my love, papyrus
Ho ho, a grammatical mistake π€
Same twin
Ultrakill is peak too
U started undertale before hk?
Did you try the mods yet
Ye
Cool
For ultra?
Yup
Ok
Why, is there some good ones?
guys who watched the boys
I'm just asking π₯Ήπ
I watched 2 seasons and then got bored
so it's boring you'd say?
I didnt
Nobody here is probably old enough to watch it bro
it focking sucks
You dont have to censor it
OH MY GOD. fog canyon was the most ANNYOING place i've ever been to NEVER AGAIN
homelander's powas iz inconsistent
i don't really like it, despite my siblings watching it
no im trying a british accent
Does he know?

d e e p n e s t
Poor guy
I dont want to see your chat with dyno even if they will give me 1 million dollars
its the only thing left in my list
Good

no i would rate the diff like 6/7
cuz ive been looking for it atleast 3h
Yeah
yo imma start tweaking
do u need help
Does he know
Love having 2 defense

Now the game is fun
hello creatures
no i really hate infected crossroads
IS THAT D3RLORD3
its too hard
yes
explosions everywhere
Isnt it obvious that it was a joke
crossroads
Guys did you know that you can use every single emoji without having nitro
Make them a Quote
holy moly
Youre as smart as my toast
that
Thats not fucking good is it
i donβt think thatβs

β¨Le Swoonβ¨
Who are the 4 palm trees

yes
Hi luck
Hello, Stapler. How are you?
I feel like Iβm being electrocuted rn π₯
Sad, wbu
Why
Hope you'll feel happier soon then! I'm ok rn.
What are you doing rn
hello you stupid people
My body is pissed I didnβt get gregnant this month π
What
Period
Interesting chat today
This shit is not interesting
Playing Block Tales
Ik
Then why did you say it is-
Cuz im always saying "interesting" even if its not
Quite interesting
guys what is the best undertale theme for you?
The one from Undertale
Last good bye
π
nice one
do you know muffet's theme? (spider dance) its the best for me




