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then explain why you called me a cutie if you like WOMEN
Ik, bread is very cute
Cookie cold Colombia chocolate
BRO GO SLEEP
bread
IM ASEXUAL โ ๐ค
i stayed up until 7 yesterday
dishonesty is punishable by death ๐ฅฑ
Oh god
if i first play hollow knight via steam family and then buy the game myself will i have the same safe file
i am extremely sexist towards men why would i lie
actually my whatsapp is +32 455 14 06 82 if anyone wants to call
u think this is bad I go to bed between 4 and 5 am on weekdays
me when i lie
but please don't or else i'm going to get my ass beaten
oh hell na
Pancake guinea pig Philippines potato tart
I'm permabanned on Whatsapp, sorry bro
why would i lie
how does that happen
oh god every single person in this chat is a he
because you're actually 2 zotes in a trenchcoat
SALTPERE W PFP
haha woman
wait... how did..
Long story
HEY! IM IT/ITS!!!!
but not a him cuz ill never be him ๐๐๐๐๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ
did you harass a minor
my friend said hes part of the Kool Kids Klub
i'm sorry animal
If lying is your power, then what are you when 10 kilo of Caribbean coffee gets seized at border control
It was meant to be a joke but w vire
And w status
dont do that crap
im not an animal im xhaotic
CAN THE FUCKING OWLS SHUT UP
if i first play hollow knight via steam family and then buy the game myself will i have the same safe file
what abt my status
No, miners are great. All those minerals they be getting
Spelled it wrong btw
LIKE WE UNDERSTAND THAT WOO OO OH WOO OO OH WOO OO OH NOW PLEASE SHUT UP
uhhhh uhhh uhhh its never happened brefore
Its w
i just like making ppl have a better day :)
i dont have steam so i cant answer
maybe ask in #hk-discussion you'll probably not get ignored
Dogs brains mushed into a slop with electricity running through it
ty
wait that sounds like sandstorm
W vire
gwimm, you know loving god is blasphemy btw?
God told him he could tho
He's got the pass
elaborate please
@empty storm is this true?
Sounds vibrating waves ocean life, whale vomit
you
are the universe
could you clarify
elaborates but like, not in a gay way
Bootes void, many pairs to traverse, large space
Big bro in the sky gave you permission
so your saying all religions are blasphemous(lol)
my name is blasphemy
oh, thats the polar opposite of blasphemy
Inherently dubious inquiries you seem to have acquired
loving God is part of the christian life :v
Can you elaborate in a gay way?
but i'm literally your mom?
no, unfortunately
When the debris of what once was blocks out the source of life, we will all perish
since when
leak them all
1x1x1x1x1x1x ahh speech
does everyone collectively have a gas leak in their house rn
i don't want to die
I AM the nonsense speaker
since i gave birth to your dad
I would but im scared they wont clump together and ill get instabanned for spamming
but i sometimes wish id never been born at all
carry on, carry on
The repeating one, equal to two, becomes as redundant as thought
Then i can do that for you
as if nothing really mattered
hmm dm
then you would be my grandma
Descendants, diluted memories singular and many
no because i also gave birth to you
i'm your dad's mother but i'm also your mother
Ill take that as a yes
Family ouroboros
โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ โ
I don't know how to reply to ts
Alright this has turned into sweet home alabama
this family tree is a shithole
sweet home oklahoma
Hi
ohio actually, bcs they allow sibling to do the thing
Bros descendants
Yo

do they allow parents to do the things to their children
Oklahoma, the panhandle of faith, has a long connection to Tahiti, fictional and real
gwimm is a good example /j
why tf is that your first thoughts
How are yall doing today?
Hello, E__Z. How are you?
WHAT
Good
Bye, Stapler. have a great day/night!
repeat that, slow and steady, now
WE'RE GOING TO TAHITI
Nice to hear!
Farewell stair peel
Hello, sandstorm. How are you?
gwimm. issss. aaaaa... good. example.
And u?
Moneh, the need to end plans, thought, relies on faith and belief, no matter how blind
im sorry groal ๐
i'm feeling rough, i'm feeling fine, i'm in the prime of my life.
and don't forget the quarter!
ill take that as a compliment 
Why is a question. Why is also not an answer
Nice to hear!
The sleep comes for me
luck stop being sad or else i'm sending steam support to hug you ok
send some to me
I succumbed to its ploys
Hello, existent. How are you?
Farewell
so sigma rizz ohio tung tung tung tralalero ๐ ๐
no
i'm sending playstation support
Mikel beans is not just nutritionally complete but also physically disabled. The scale of perfects
hi fuck ๐ฅน im ok hru
they're on their way
Smh god damn getting cooked still
Hope you'll feel better than ok then!
i SAID hru ๐ฅฑ
This isn't 83 year old nachos, its hound dog
Bro I got bout one more game in me
prove it
Ts is frying me ๐
Nah I think you hallucinating
dam is ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
holy back arch D:
with the exception of me
Aha we stay locked in
i dunno what you want me to do bout it
debtable
Birth is a subjective matter, the matter of which human is made long preceded the supposed maker
nooo i think i did
no, you do
Morioh
DIE
Nah
dont dox me, i just want to live a quiet life
I did my first ever Speed Run on hollow knight and i speed ran killing gruz mother and i got 5 minutes and 44 seconds
true tho
its genuinely peam
@tame zephyr insert stray cat
"peam" son
it truly is
this is cas bio
true
Im on my Socrates shi rn
Ask me a question
curry
if questions are your power what are you without them
i eat those types of animal
Nothing
Hands?
feet ๐คค
i don't like feet
fetichist get jumped
very debatable
Feet are a human appendage many would say, but what about birds
respawns
The shit i wanted to do is boring now
Me
"peam" and its just pure sexism leave the server
dont even get me started
bullshit i got sniped
no, but hes right tho
does he dropkick men?
yes, like me
oh cool
Ive seen him do it

genser equality
genser
genser
genser
no wonder you got drop kicked
same to you
Hes saying its a given that he would drop kick a man, and he is noting he would do the same to a woman
chaotic you have to call dyno a cutie
@river dome thanks for deleting my message cutie
@river dome cutie
are you chaotic bruv
goorn
dyno IS a cutie
Some would say so
We all are
NO NO NO NOT FYNO
@fluid jetty
true
Ikr
okat but im chaotic
okat
they said you were a cutie
๐คค
snail

ohhh you'll point out my typos more wont you oh yes please ahh
@modern flint
if some1 doesnt say smth clippable in the next minute im GENUINELY getting off
@half halo
If charlie kirk liked men, would he be a cat
this doesnt count
And a monkey ๐
not quite my tempo
And a baked potato
no he would be a cat and like men
Interesting.
Bro
no he would be a man and like cats
I think chaotic is high
sna il
no im chaotic
Can i have a snail?

i saw a few decent contenders but none clip worthy ill stay

Yayyyy
i have only 3 achievements left on hollow knight
yooo i got clipped
nice
wrong gif
No
whoop
shit i got shotgun'ed
did u steal my screenshot ๐ก๐ก๐ก๐๐ก๐ก๐ก
pleeeeaaase will you notice my typos pleaaase....~
Definitely
Are you high?
this entire chat is
SNAIL
you remind of when my friend got drunk and cried
apart from me
okay guess i gotta cry noq
Bet
stealing this
๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ๐ญ
bet
noq
nosk
noq
is water wet?
Yay
So wet is water?
I have 2 more of those
obviously
Yk what else makes things wet?
Right
Blood
so water is wet
im about to organism
define wet
...
if spawning 5 sets of enemies is your power
What are you without them
what if i cause you an organism
woahhh youre underaged
wait stapler how old are you
no i'm not i'm 14
What
Interesting information
im 16 youre not legal mate
Iโm playing minecraft but with an end update
HOLY SHIT THESE SHOTGUNNERS
If the swamp is your power what are you without it.
"i swear i'm asexual!"
tries to get a partner
not shrek
clipfarmers ๐ฅฑ
Wtf did I just join into ๐ญ
i'm legal
im built different
Definitely not 14
okay but like how old
how ancient*
stop gatekeepimg othewise i'll think youre like 10
if the maggots are your power what are you without them
stapler is 12
he's a dinosaur
12 is andient
๐ฅฑ
When did the end update?
are you playing on an arcade
Can i send in dms? I dont want to send my age in a big server
stapler is 23
If temu vengeful spirit is your power what are you without it
stapler is my little wrinkly uncy raisin
No?
we all know you're 12 dw
yo stapler is this you
yeah sure
Im not 23
Too old (average famous YouTuber)
FCUKING SHOTUGNNERS
Now i remember why i hate this server
i love doing friendly fire on my teammates
@somber galleon OMG FUCK IS THAT U???!!! โค๏ธ
hell yeah
whoopie doodle dooo
bullshit we lost @tame zephyr is this you
hi luck
That's not a bi flag
bisexual falls into that
Hello, musa. How are you?
this statement is true
MIKU HELLO
Good, I bought my first manga today : D
Jjk?
yu
HOLY FRICK IM ON VEGA
there was only 1 book left tho
....
guys this is a song for my horror game, i took a non-copyrighted chase theme from another game and edited it a bunch, is it good (recorded this in roblox studio)
What am i looking at
if it is for a roblox game then its good
yeah it's for a roblox game
it's a mix between among us and murder mystery 2
no you don't get it dude you're a flag
and flee the facility
Hello
Genesis always carry
Hi jon
bisexual mentionned
then its good
Nice to hear!
Fr
Mb
Say hi to my dog
Shut up please

Hi
luck i'm a better bicycle than you
dad, im scared
stink charm why isnyour name different
Hi scared im dad

Because im not stinky charm >(
isnyour
:3
thank you
Who was the guy with the lidocaine pit? Anyone remember his name?
getting sniped by a bolt action isnt that scary now that i think of it
?av @hot sphinx
Fuck you

That charm is pure stink aura
hell no im assxual
MIKU
Lidocaine pit guy!!! ๐
DIE FOOL
Hound dog choclatina
Monomommy valid tho
Peak
Average ow chat btw
What is that pfp
Give a bear a salmon, he'll live for like 1.5 hours. Give a bear a life time supply of ketamine and it'll die faster
Translating
Because
Bread > key
Ts is tame compared to most trust me
Wall > bread > key
Nos > ketamine > lidocaine > wall > bread > key
Toki yo tomare
Dead cells > nos > ketamine > lidocaine > wall > bread > key
hollow knight >
Red hot chili morioh infinite spin thank you yoshikage kira joseph crazy ora ora
Maybe
Hollow knight > silksong
Yes
Valid
SALTPERE PULL OUT THE STAPLER TO DEAD CELLS CONNEXION
hollow knight ^ silksong
IM IN WAR RN
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ zoteboat
hollow knight ^ silksong
Hollow night < silkthong
fUCK
Hollow knight = silksong ร hungry knight
Brb
Cya I'll just be unemployed
byee i'll miss youuu
Humble knight
byeee i'll mossnyou
Respectfully i only do that with Red harlow or @cunning lion
ih oaky
So... Music, huh?
what
Got any favorite songs
i like vocaloid songs but thats cringe so
What did I do ๐ข๐ข
whay aboit you
Mario party
Nah its alright ma sister likes those
Something
Say wallahi bro
Shut up please
yoo do you know what songs she likes specifically
Mossnyou
Whay aboit
mwa
mwwwaa :3
I like heavy metal and grunge as well as hip hop and electronica
Ih oaky
kissies:3

Ya like jazz ๐ฃ๏ธ๐
Homer drops his donut d'oh
Homer spills his soda d'oh
Homer hits the doorway d'oh
Homer ruins his whole day d'oh
Ive been on here for like 5 hours and its late, im gonna leave. See you guys
oh yoo thats cool i listen to some vocaloid metal songs
any specific song suggestions for any of those genres?
it worked
aw man i was having fun talking here normally for once
Ok, om
W cas
Son
farewelll then goodnight
Ill stay for a bit
if it works it works
nah if its late you should go
we can talk another time
Its only 10
5 hours is mad though
"Game is game" ahh
Maybe more like 2 but for effect ig
Its 11:54 am for me
All these vampires, wide awake at 10 at night

What is that
me
Why nickel ๐ข๐ข๐ข
You look... Interesting
hree n salmon
hola there
Hree
guys help i installed scarab and my game don't work anymore any1 can help ????
can we kiss

...
what
Hyrophant green
Okay
Hamon hermit purple solos
i did NOT ask you
You did tho ๐
oh okay sure lets do it
True
Birb.
What am i reading here
flee, while thou is still free
Janitor vs cruise missiles
W cas

im not cas, im gwimm (vire)
Hello, Twisted bud. How are you?

Give a man a kiss, he'll be happy for a day, give a man a bucket full of mackerel injected with the ld50 of salvia, and he'll be happy for the rest of his life
Why?
this is true
What is that pfp 
Still waiting for dih pic
This is not my luck 
Ik
But w cas
why ๐ญ ๐
The SMILE

Cos like I'll give you the mackerel
@vivid forge
yo...... why
Why is it smiling
free me from saltpere's basement and ill agree
Who is bro
@vivid forge wake up or @cunning lion will crucify you
Cuz it's called the SMILE ๐๐
I wish i knew where that was
a person u just responded to
ask saltpere
saltpere?
@pastel nova
Makes sense
Go away from my screen
then why did u ask in the first place..
Son I'm crine ๐ญโ๏ธ

sup
When did jfk make a dog
The one, the only
It is awake 
Hello
YOOO ITS CAS
idfk why u asking me
CAS YOU'RE HERE ADHSHDSHDSD
I need the pic bro
twenty fucking pings give me a break
Why not ill give you nothing if you get it right
CAS GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON WHY I SHOULDNT DOX YOUR NAME
No
I KNOW YOUR NAME AND IM NOT AFRAID TO USE IT
weezer
Gerald
Vlad dracula?
Dead rails?
who is you sonnnn ๐
HIDIHDIHAIDHIASHD
because..? maybe i dont want to answer you bc ur asking for dih pics
CAS AND SALTPERE IS PEAM ๐ฅน
We all know who you are. @cunning lion has told us all bout u
Im saltpere
Nice to meet you
this is true
wait thisbemoji is so cute
Thisbemoji
Its a joke dawg also when did george Washington eat the intestine of a young slave
tf
*kisses*
You're back โค๏ธโ๐ฉน
is this braves boyfriend

cas i thought we had an agreement
yaaay
my younger siblings are being bitches
crick you
you know you enjoy it

Ok, instead, what is the ld50 of ingested stink bugs in an elderly human. I need to know for a friend
I'm the guy on the right


i am not gay nor bi, sir caswell the third
Bitches be crazy ig
Bro why didn't you say so
You sure?
pretty sure
Kk
1st. why 2nd. what kinda question is that lol
I thought otherwise which is why i was asking. You are free
turning fem
die
Vlad dracula
thats me
Me?
yes u
Are you sure
where are the women and the children
Hello, cas. How are you?
and to think that me and @vivid forge both go to the same school ๐ญ ๐
Hi luck
there are none
Hello, Stapler! How are you?
WHY DO U NEED TO KNOW WHERE THE CHILDREN ARE
As always, wbu?
Because my friend is feeding old people stink bugs and he is gonna then roast them over an open flame and feed them to his radioactive pit of smoke alarms, of course ๐
Equality
Hope you'll feel better then! I'm better now.
As all the greats are
what
Nice to hear
What are you doing rn
That means im the goat
are you on a grind or smthn
Nuh
@somber galleon is
why do you keep tagging google
Ask @vocal robin
@vivid forge WAKE UP OR I CRUCIFU
lol
Old pfp back โค๏ธ
i liked it better anyway
The knight smoking a cigar is so peak
W pfp
Hi cheesy
Greetings stapler
Hru?
Watching sakana play HK P5
Nice
Have fun ig
Doing great! Thanks for asking. Hbu?
Thanks!
As always, nice to hear
No dih pic. I am mature enough to deal with that. Honestly thought you were gay and i was trying to get a funny conversation going tbh ๐ฌ
Np
@vivid forge whyd you go back to sleeping :(
Yes
lmao
Idk i guess i got that vibe mb
Brb, my nose is bleeding
bro
get a tissue 
stop
Tilt your head sideways until your neck snaps ๐
No comment
stop mentioning im going to awooga you
They back
alright bet
How can I activate my downloaded skin in Hk (mobile)
And he says he ain't gay ๐ญ
its only with the boys, i suppose
absolutely
Not my ahh getting ignored
It says he on my thing btw ๐
@vivid forge get up or i crucify, as usual
Echoes, nobody hears, echoes, echoes, echoes, echoes. We're faithful, we all believe, we all believe it. We're faithful, we all believe, we all believe.
Chicken noodles
Did I walk into a cult sect
I have same pfp in my insta (cmb)
do we really believe
A plaque on the wall says, no ones slept here, its rare to come upon a bridge that hasn't been around of been stepped on
Hell I'd loved to be stopped on
Can't spell hollow knight without peak ๐ฅ
Does he knoe
noted
Repost or report
Ok im back
She turns me on, she makes it real, i have to apologize for the, way i feel. Sunspots cast a glare in my eyes, sometimes i wonder if I'm even alive.
Interesting
cas has gone back to sleeping

@vivid forge nvm you're awake
Holy bipolar disorder
You're keeping in step, in the line. With your chin held high and you feel just fine, cos you do, what you're told, but inside your heart it is black and its hollow and its cold
Eat ice
FIRE JN THE HOLE
Are you stalking the chat or did you just spawn at this exact minute
So peak
Google what's 6!ร9 ๐ข๐ข๐ข
Tiki tiki nacho olive garden hound dog cornbread
Im nothing like y'all
True
Boiii ts is so tuff pure aura
guess whoโs back ๐๐๐๐๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ๐ซฑ
6480, sir twisted
Vire is back
No way
I can confidently state that we are all are very much alike
maybe
What ๐ข๐ข
Tfym maybe๐ญ
gay fart

Hmm
oh wait nvm i am here
Gay not fart
can someone screenshot this for me
who is this on my camera roll
Vire can
Bro remember what u said earlier?
WHO is that
why me
who's vire
Cuz youre vire
ikr, who is he
Deserved, ngl
phrasing?
Haha
top 10 sigma respect moments
happy HK general!!

Where are you rn
I'm not on it rn
uh I have like 3 sol seals
and I just got the key to the abandoned mines
i ate all my nine souls
but where they at
I lowk forgot
oh wait different souls
Interesting
Can i
We all can
Yay
ello again daylight savings
Yay?
I finally got my friend to watch jjk
Sup gay not gay
Oh was the toothpaste tengen ๐
๐ฅฑ
Brb
I haven't the slightest clue what ts could mean
Im heading off goodnight everyone
gay fart
Only with cas and i. Anyways bye
im not gay toward cas and you only or what
oh well bye 
Forget it. It was a joke
You would have gotten a call from Jiequan. You should go to the area where 2 big statues do a crimson slam. The area should be indicated on the map
ok then ๐ฅณ
oh I just finished that part
im right here
You finished the prison section
yeah
can I use unbounded parry or whatever on the statues
wait there's one of those little uh
turrets over in that area
right?
Use your new Unbounded Counter skill on those 2 big hammer attacks
if I remember correctly there was a lift behind it
Yea that's where your meant to go for the next sol
nice
I wish you could let the guy who eats poison die
I'm so pissed that he's useful
Prove it
What did he do to make you want him to die
eh, uh
i have a couch and a silly
hey thats my silly
so dont steal it
true enough
but nonetheless
it is still mine
oh wait i need to cook rice gng
I want rice
Interesting
Cuz you look fine
Ig
thank you sire ๐
silly
i spawned exactly then
Im too lazy to find my knight
w spawntiming
wahh ๐ญ
No one is THAT dumb
first four letters (and fuck you vro)
weirdo
But i have the knight, hornet, grimm, shade and grub
ooh look w mods for once
send
I cant rn
wahh i want them ๐ญ
plushies or figures?
guess i gonna have to wait for my next birthday 
Plushies
Hi gays
where did u get them from
says the gay person
i want plushies
im not gay
his basement
any proof?
Im bi
so you're half-gay
I forgot, it was a long time ago
another fucker?
No its more like both gay and straight at once
Its more a 200% situation rather than a 50 and 50 100%
in a case like this you cannot use percentages
as it is not numbers, there isn't a "gay" scale
twin ๐ฅน
So cute!
Ranked homosexuality coming in 2028 according to john gay and jane lesbos
I like starting early
do you mean tyson gay?
This is so cute!!
thank you ๐
Ty
eh, people will say otherwise
We are too similar
Thats creepy
Stalker
Youre living in my walls
dawg i live in your fridge, what do you expect
My fridge is my wall
My wall is my ply
why arent you dying of frostbite then
Im hungry
saved
Good
Castlevania
that makes sense
gwimm r u grimm or gwimm
Hes vire
A mouth that knows nothing but empty chatter, is a mouth only useful for eating
those are fucking facts
I want to eat bread
i am grimm, called grime or gwimm, but then again you can also call me vire, like saltpere does
Vire
@tough herald Please dont use this channel for shitposts
-# (or any for that matter)
Sorry
i was thinking of fire, then "what sounds like f?" v, so my final name became vire
Why not chior
how does that relate
Vire name
-# yk? Cuz fire and vire? Ik im so funny
-# hahahahhahahahahahahahhha
so funny im slapping my knee now (trust)
yes?
Why are you calling me saltpere
But fr now
Bc ur salty and a peir
someone say something clippable, quick
Im not salty
i was reading a random history book, and in one chapter they talked about a british king who ordered his subjects to collect any ground soaked with piss, because it is necessary for the gunpowder and bullets used in cannons. the piss-soaked ground (dirt) would turn into a valuable substance for creating this gunpowder, and this substance was called saltpere (now called saltpetre)
ok
and stapler is a bit similar to saltpere :P
this will do

atleast its factual ๐
im pretty sure
Car deserves happy
are you sure
i just said: yes, im pretty sure
Peak car
nice pfp change saltpere
Yes
Ty
-# i think ill change it again
i wonder if i should have nicknames for everyone here
Go to bed or ill crucify you
Who will stop you if you decided to do it? Nobody
do it
Indeed, Edgy, son of Mr. Asked.
saltpere is learning my techniques ๐ฅน
got to bed and stop revealing my face
Maybe
So my last name is Edgy Asked
Maybe, Stapler, son of Saltpere.
Interesting face reveal
got to bed now
ah shit i have 10 more minutes before i go
If Simon says, then Edgy shall ask
yo GENUINELY when did i favorite ts
i can see the moon right outside my window
Have fun going somewhere
Don't turn into a great ape please
If you leave, I'll curcify you
sure, lemme get my mom on the phone rq
rq
How do i beat the squits and hornet
nvm im not doing it
Wb vessel
Hi back, I'm Edgy
made the quote (only could as a screenshot)
Hi luck
Hru
Welcome back, Vessel, child of the Pale King
it's fuck
Hello, Stapler! Hope you'll feel better soon! I'm ok I think.
Hello, Gwimm. How are you?
Tfym "i think"