#hk-general
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well... mb (33)
gwimm!!!
Hi chef
Ello twin!
Hi sushi
ello sushi my beloved ^^
Hi bs how y’a doing?
TWIN :D
If your power is washing, what are you without it
just a machine
ello chefs :>
Socrates ahh
I'm alr, bit hungry, wbu?
hey chef (33)
Ello
He copied everything from me
Hey stapes how are you??
wait, afk (32)

i can confirm
Doing well, eating breakfast rn
As always, wbu
Ah, I see
Indeed
why does ts have a slowmode
i was there when socrates was plagiarising all of saltpere's sayings
Mettaton
You getting screenshotted like Bigfoot
My first name was Saltpere and I was reborn as Stapler
Hello washing machine, seems you have shape shifted into something better than an alarm clock.
im here! (31)

gwimm, can u please resend ur user on chess? (30)
die fool
yes
I'm a bit sick rn. besides that I'm good.
Thats why my pfp is a little beheaded and not the big aura farm one
HOW DID YOU GET THAT
i was watching, and i always do
Ty for the new weapon
Nice, hope you feel better soon
Thanks
Np
expected
@cunning lion , I added u on chess (29)
im JustAnotherSABLE (28)
@pastel nova weapons
soul knight? (27)
Snowgrave
Thx
Hai twisty! Twisted as always I’m assuming?
@cunning lion , accept my request (26)
yes
Yes mettaton
i wonder what other quotes i have
Im hungry
eat me(25)
? (24)
Someone screenshottet that
Is everything ok here
no (23)
Screenshotted what?
dawg you aint even online
Hello, Elena. How are you?
What could be the solution to it all
Hello, SABLE. How are you?
The "eat me" and my "oke"
I can smell the screenshot
Hello, Gwimm. How are you?
im gettting eaten :D (22)
Doing fine than
Oh ok
Hello, Stapler! How are you?
NOOO MY MELODY D:
By what are you getting eaten on
Cool!
As always
Wbu
I heard eating what I missed
Snowgrave
brother i'm well wbu
Nice to hear!
happy with my sillies :3
hey TBT
🥺
Hello, Sister! How are you? :D
stapler is eating me (21)
Nice to hear! I'm ok rn :D
bruh i said i'm well
Yo who is the bud twist 🥺🥺
Show this to a Victorian kid
He is forced to share or fight for the whole piece
Hope you'll feel better soon then! I'm ok.
HAHAHAHAH (20)
Ye mb I noticed late
will do sire
Nice to hear
What are you doing rn
Are you trying to get image perms?
Playing Block Tales.
VC perms (19)
Hello, chefs. How are you?
Good luck
all good dw 🫂
Hello, Twisted bud. How are you? And thanks!
Can't seem to understand the game yet
Have fun
Bit sick besides that I'm doing good
dont worry you will get the hang of it
I'm so Twisted (sad because no deltarune 😢😢)
Question

I think ill go now
Bye twins
why are you from russia gng
Thanks!
She is a washing machine 🤔
bcs I am (18)
Hope you'll get well soon tehn!
Hi
I'm so lucky
lol (17)
I'm getting bullied by the white defender

as a professional dumbass im surprised im winning this chess game
Why does he do so much dmg third stage
Hi :3
Juggle him
Hyh
Hello, Knight. How are you?
AHH FLEA IN THE FLOWERS :>
it is
Huh
Thanks
nah, I became too stupid after 2 months rest with no chess (16)
White Defender juggle strat
Just defeated radiant
This fatass is js siting on me and does 2x dmg
Congrats!
That which throws the poo, shall feel the d dark
Hi Gwimm :3
Thx
She is a washing machine?
ello ^^
She is in a washing machine
trust
Can we turn it on?
¶><∆¶£¢€€¢£∆¶ππ><<>℅∆¶÷
I think so
Not reccommended for her tho
Luck are you secretly Mettaton from the hit game Undertale ?
Thats wht i understood from the voice message
Bro just started speaking in excel
What sort of pie would you choose?
She'll survive don't worry
Uh 
Did you know. I. Can. Speak. Arabic
Is that a yes 🥺🥺
Say wallahi bro
I guess Discord just formatted it really weird.
What a coincidence, I do too
It was just a bunch of symbols.
يا دوله

Now it's Arabic.
gg @cunning lion , i finally found another smart guy (15)
he will definitely not
I asked him what country
Kuwait, just be careful, cause it's an English only channel(I think)
When plssssssssssssss


Oh thanks for that info
the whole server is English only btw

Dont trust him....
Right, gratitude extended

Dont. Trust. Him
@cunning lion , I somehow left the game (14)
ok then
and idk how to return (13)
why. do. you. talk. like this.
How to get img perms btw
DO trust him 😂😂
300 msgs
Just kill everyone
@cunning lion happy birthday!!<3
@cunning lion gg (12)
You have to send exactly 300 messages in here
If you know who jx1dx1 you will know why
Chocolate chip cookies
Happy day @cunning lion 🥺🥺
another win for professional dumbass, ggs
dawg you don't have to talk like ts 💔
Tasty
thanks 💖
Np i have a holiday (summer holiday)
you are actually smart (11)
Ik

ngl (10)
Also I’m replaying bomberman max 2
thank you too 💖
what is that
that is highly, HIGHLY, up for debate
Are you counting how many messages you have to send until media perms?
You dont go to school for 5 months
Say random facts, speak nonsense and you'll be here in no time
Ngl blue version,I was too scared to get cooked in red version
until VC perms to stream P4AB (9)
POSTMAN!!!
ahh i see! :D
go to the "search" bar and type. from:
naomi, you free from that chese game with abu yet?
8 more... (8)
GWNJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yahh but i cant play right now..
NAO 
Guys do u know the oiiaiaoiiai

hey btw (7)

ym summer break?

YOOOO WE"RE IN THE SAME SERVER!!
Same thing right???
its not holiday tho
lol, I didnt notice that my birthday is >2 weeks (6)
Oh...
a holiday typically is a day or more
YAYY :D
Sad that there's no postman emoji tho 
i dont know how i got this
is that the pale king and the white lady.. cuddling?... 💕
not months, at least you have average english grammar
Yo ts so tuff 🥹✌️
Only arab will understand my suffer
My bd is on july (only arab/muslims will know)
Who do you think of putting in there?
maybe yes, maybe not
Maybe maybe 😂
me 8) (5)
someone who shows an inkling of being gay
yeah :(
yes :3 you and your they/them lover :3
@livid vector 
im giggling ehhehehee <3
Not even an entity one :(
@livid vector 
four more messages and ill start streaming(4)
In islam there is a specific year that we dont make bds or listen to music its called muharam and my bd is in that specific month (11 years without a birthday btw)
crick you
yall weird thing to say but i think some drama might happen today (js saying)
ٌ
FINALLLYYYYYY
hey uh, you don't need to yk explain religion in here
Its for my birthday that made me suffer
I am laughing at you, with evil intent
hello
Do i have to delete it btw???
if you want ig
crucify you, i shall
Idk
hi bub
:3
yeah :(
I shall have my last apple pie while I could
also pretty late to say this but , ZOTE IS MINNEEEE AND YOU FAILED HIM BAHHAHAHAHA
im out for training one stupid boss
Atleast I can call the colour gang
huh i dropped that ages ago 😭
Aight he all yours…✌️
bruh
ik lmfao
ello again sushi ^^





zote still my cutie pie tho
i just wanted to say this but i forgor
what?
ÆÆÆÆÆÆAAAAÔŌÆÆÆÆ
Ello!
nothing dw about it
also hello
you do realize saying that just makes your situation worse, right
Brother I crave the FORBIDDEN LÄMP
May i send you something in private its a meme dw
what are you talking about?
Its mr ben meme

anyways
i think ill go now
Let a man fanboy over his idol, we go through such phase at some point
cya yall
I like beef noodles
meh
there are 2 postman stickers tho @somber galleon
ITS A JOKE 😭 😭 😭
YIPPEE
i dont fangirl over my characters here especially not by saying they're mine
uhh, debatable

Hmm wait I didn't look at stickers yet imma check
Alan becker reference
(its a joke btw)

Shh, it's fine, nothing is bad about glorifying the mighty beautiful Zote
Awwwwww so q
sooo q 🥱
So q so q
Stick vibes are goated
My prime...
Oh yeah I see the postman sticker
alan becker goated
yes
I dont wanna say what i did in my prime

@cunning lion Happy birthday!
U killed radiance?
thank you sire 💖
Which prime would you choose eventually? Optimus, or Minos?
Toast (My flea) has a message for you
Ok I won't ask
I forgot game name what was it???
"boykisser prime"
Thnk u
Crk
Delicious
Ohhhhhh yeah
Freedom planet
cookie run kingdom
tell it to me
NÆH

yay, fallen champion no charms no dmg
Hatred
"Awooo!"
Hi grimm 🩷 
Yes
but nobody saw this
wait, i have a reply rq
Chicken boi can beat him one shot
Who is chicken boi
Rest assured, you are spared, apple pies are usually the tribute to sate the hunger
Shed
Ohhhh
I'd guess so
any1 wanna join my vc? :(
Well done
the r in crk stands for radiance
Mill1on
little hornet over here says, "Shaw!"
Adido
ignore the couch and camera autocorrect
Didn't notice, but great job
wanna join? :D

Its right side up now
I can do a
Idk i forgor
from what ive heard, crk fans are the type of ppl to crucify for talking shit abt their game :/
I'll be muted tho, too tired to talk and the tablet has crappy mic, I'll stick here for a few minutes why not
thank you sire 🙏
Why do you keep remembering
idc if youre muted
Guys i bought a phone is it good
Its infinix gt 30 pro
half time i visit this channel i see a hornet item
😭
drugs duration for clearance
yeah i have to resist shit talking
@brave storm were doing well until the bonk, but good effort
Hello
better than having no phone :p
Pc???
i dont have a phone
RAAGGH SORRY I JUST WOJR UP
How r u chatting then
laptop
Oh
Keyboard
Bro is albert Einstein
should i go to bed or is it too late for that
Im right tho
Yes
Hello, Solar. How are you?
wonder if i should risk it
Hello, Fesh. How are you?
Im fine
Thats why u r albert Einstein
Hello! Im doing alr
Nice to hear!
When will i get 300 massages done
Nice to hear!
Haha sometimes
when you send them
smart indeed
Ahhh
To do is to be - socrates
To be is to do -kart
Dudududu- MAX VERSTAPPEN
Finally reach 200 hello's
Hello -me
holy gd reference
both 🥱
cool
When we delete picturs where do they go???
they go to hell or smthn
and burnt
the coolest letter in alphabet is b because its between a c
Bro thats not mr beast thats mr kid 😂😂😂
accurate (if this is allowed ofc)
Cartoon character after they bump their head
i just did it cus their forehead is massive
Why do cars have sleed limit 240 kilometers when that seed is illegal???
gng do yall spot the odd one out
ksi got reincarnated guys
youtube
Ion even know man
maybe
youtube
mayhaps
definitely, noone on pc uses the yt app
Guys i can rap
i use opera :\
i also do
spit the bars right now
Wait i cant send voice messages noooooooooo
wait i just realized what was i doing from 1-2 pm 😭
dopamine heaven
nah, i just havent cleaned it up
Why do u have yt 4 times
bcs he does
"only use the necessary ones"
diferent vids
thank you ash 🙏
i just ate an apple with a bug inside it
What
Whats the plan
no voice to cry suffering
merry Christmas
enjoy my sillies
oh happy birthday gwimm
Shaw is a good company
I have one too
Enjoy!
silkson
can i eat a rock
first one is hkmp guide, second is a past yt stream someone here did, third is something to do with coding, last is some meme
thank you 🥳
Hinidisong
Bro do you know how we can create private hkmp servers?
Can you teach me
you need something like hamachi
anyways i am back
If ya can
?tag hkmpguide
HKMP Guide
Guys imma rap in hollow knight 4 vc come if you wanna hear me spitting bars
that tag can
why is yi getting cramps like hornet help
Well done
No permission to join vs
Ill see if I can read
If you want to
cus you just joined
maybe
ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ
"mount something" sonion ring💔
Yo
who is bro
i didnt know any good mountains okay 😭 🙏
||I
Am
The KNIGHTTTTTTTTT||
i could only think of mount everest and kilimanjaro
@nimble mesa are you still gonna rap
||boo||
i wanna hear
Sadly no i dont have permission to join vc
Sorry
ya have 67 msgs rn
(`皿´)
@nimble mesa
Sorry man
Sup
its alr dude
Yo that's the unfunny number
Yes
No
Hello, J. How are you?
Eh, bored
@pallid rune hello
Ok
Da hew
Hello
Cmon John
Might be a ss
Hope you'll find something interesting to do then!
translate that to metric
W MD that series is goated
dawg what did i just hear 😭
Noise
Guys hear me out
Why do we call it history why not herstory
Do women not exist in the past???
my brother's scared of my little hornet silly sitting menacingly on the bed 🙏
seriously, what
Mb that was just me sending a nuke to someone's home
how old is your brother 😭
I guess he's a vessel
hes my age - 5
nice math buddy
Hai again J!!
-5 I think
Hai
Hmm, how to cure boredom🤔
Thinking about it makes me even more bored
try doing some funny doodles or smthn
Already did that
read the lord of the rings
Too bored
look at sillies
N lurking
Already did
Winged nosk?
turn your screen 180 degrees
No 180 degrees is hot
in angle measurement :p
I know right
I'm too bad at math to know what's 180
I just recently started playing again
Finnaly a good song
Computer, how much is 180 degrees
i always feel like im missing ball :(
Nah my calculator is good
Hornet?
HORNET THE WINGED NOSK?!!!
it means turn it to the left
Test
Nah
Good job
i became the vessel
You can continue finishing the game
Your definitely missing out
Hi
Yo
Or 100% it
I have 2/4 shadow crystals now yay
im at 80
Question: have you played any Zelda games?
nope
Knew it
this is the first time i bought a game with money
Hollow knight Speedruner plays blasphemous 2
I can always tell if someone has or hasn’t played Zelda games by how they react after beating HK for the first time
What
I still need to play the first one
true tho, although
In basically every Zelda game, if you beat the final boss you just carry on playing from the save just before the fight. Same thing with hk. So if they worry abt the file being finished, they’ve never played a Zelda game
i can also tell ur weird
My reaction was "omfg finnaly man"
heaven forbid someone celebrate an achievement
Mine after true ending was “…” bc I was speechless
Wdym?
You should get it next time it's on sale for $1.00 on steam
Eh true ending was less excited and more of "We done? Yippe"
Oneshot fans?
You could say she hit that in one shot
I was just ‘oh thank god, I ain’t gotta do that again’
It was mainly bc whenever I finish an indie game it changes my thoughts on everything for no reason
Shut upD:
After hitting 112, instead of beating thk to get the achievement, I just went straight for rad to kill her and get the pure completion
Such as oneshot too
No
Valid
Awh.
I didn’t get pure completion until I decided to do passing of the age lol
I stopped playing hk for about 2 months before going back to it
Mr mushroom lowk the best
I haven't played among us since I hit LV 97😭
Ima head out
Bye bye
I kinda wanna play among us in discord vcs
Cya
Cya
Peace ✌️
Oh wow this server is actually hk general now!-
I gtg too guys cya goodluck
Cya
Anyway, let's talk about how many cups would it take to drink the entire ocean
prolly 1
Interesting
1 giant cup
depends if it breaks
Then specify it and I’ll find ur answer
still 1
So, how many millilitres can it hold?
It can hold water
it could take 0 just don’t use a cup to drink it
…but how many? what’s it capacity?
One cup
I'm bored
Welcome to the club
how big of a cup
As big as a cup

are you sure?
Ok let’s put limits let’s say that each normal sized cup can drink only one drink, how long is it taking?
Stop making use all of the IQ from my half of a braincell y'all, these questions are so hard😭
spell RED
Y E l l O a b n z g

6.....06 ft
correct
what color is a carrot
The colour of a carrot
ur doing great buddy 👍 :)
:D
hmm
@gritty shoal MD reference btw
1 minus 1 equals?
I didn’t catch it I don’t remember that
Then 1 minus 1 is -29
Yo guys if you spell poop backwards it will be a bad word
The number
It's an important number, no way you don't know😭
thats genius
Error 606 that the solver uses
now...
OHHHH
who are albert and einstein
ME
Then what is 1 times 1?
CORRECT!!!
ok yea ~..~
x29
nah
I’ll be super smort
Yes
And 1 divided by 1?
i like just finished murder drones
÷29
Fair
I got some good shit to listen to rn
do u watch anime
Thing is like a lot of those are good
Meh
Hello, N. How are you?
Not alot
Hey I’m bored
MD fan spotted
https://1drv.ms/v/c/7130eb4a6f3fa15c/IQCGOwk8boETQrw2w6eEycRkARV1lUE1BzhPpcH5v0PhpO8?e=LmrPBE here is a fairly clean LL atempt
Maybe like 2 or 3
Same
Hope you'll find something interesting to do!
Proud of it
which have u watched
I go silly, you going into the silly jar >:3
And y too
A silent love (I think it's called) db and some jjk
I use the power of no
I use the power of shaw :3
Try to come near me and ima open my domain
GRIM, GIMME BACK MY SANITY
i beat NKG
cool
without healing
Ok
U don’t wanna see the domain
he was really fun
Did you know you can jump off a plane without a parachute
But only once
Grimm❌
Gim✅
Gem
gim
Red thing that gives u nightmares
Chat have y'all ever beaten gim?
Yes
i have
Yes
After 20+ tries
both of them
He so ez tho
Nuh uh
first one is
Chat when tf is sea of sorrow coming out
man I lowkey wish this game had different types of nails with different abilities
nkg tho...
Nkg is just grim but more fast
Same
Also easy
When will i get img permission AAAAA AAAAA
I wish we had PABLO weapon
HOLY PABLO REFERENCE
anyone wana see a lost lace atempt
Why is your name kaiko?
SAME
Istg I died to Xero more than nkg in p5
PABLO IS THE TRUE GOAT
they could have a broken vessel nail that spaws those orange bubble things after a few hits
Cuz yes
THATS WHY HES PABLOOOOOOOOO
or a nail that makes nail arts more useful
Xero? Interesting lol
Nightmare King Grimm
Brb
Alrighty :3
Who wants free shaw hugs? :3
What?
I'm turning into a potato
potat
ME TOO
Say
Oh. I swear to god
WHAT DO I DO
Yayyy, we become fries now :3
is it like with worms where when you get cut there's jsut 2 of you?
その人はバーカ
or are we gonna be ripped to shreds?
私はそう思わない
What's that kanji
english only
which one
黙れ、このビッチ
SHHAHAHA
Second one
gramam
Shaw! Garama!!
Gibberish only
IRA
:c I'm an angy potato
And you're not actaully a potato
oui
ur pfp cute
Bro ss is so long i have 30h and I'm at 2nd lace
Oh. Thank you :>
Oh heya there
Bagguete
that's rather quick
wait still…?
you're a lietato
Nuuu...
Hruu
I'm a salse potato
Good :3
sale potato
je ne parle pas francais, et toi?
That's great!!
how much
Me too
Y o u r. S o u l
I'll have two please
I can understand what you said but idk how to respond 
:3
Gng how long does it take to 100% ss
Is this why it took 8y to make 😭
Yep
idk either i barely know french
Nah it took 8 hours to make cause they don't know how to math
DLCs aren’t even out yet btw
Ze'mer
(When is sea of sorrow)
Ifucking hate that they call them dlcs why not call them updatres
Imagine bro max out SILKSONG and hollow knight
sea of tomorrow
Oh no
Ikk in hk the godhome content tripled the content 😭
holy mewgenics referce
HELP, KNIGHT IS DRAGGING ME TO FIGHT RADIANCE WITH HIM AAAAAAAA-
True
eat the radiance
actually no
I played hk again and tried mantle ing
make bioweapons out of the radiace
like in isaac
Lol we’ve all done that
And then use em In spec ops the line
I still haven’t beaten p5
Gulp...
I prefer cetamine
Did you? 
Why everyone do silly here
Have u beaten p5?
Naur...
Take them NOW
No 😔
I need to do p4 for 112
After I finish ss I'll do p4 and 5
Dude I can’t wait for godhome-like dlc for ss bc I do NOT want to beat the whole game again for my favorite boss…
guess how i like my coffee?
beans
With some void
no, i like my coffee how i like my trees
beans
Back
big ass tities
welcome back, J!
Yayyyyy
Ty Ty
why?
Can I have some too?🥺
I mean there’s the red one
like my tree
Ooh I like red so I’ll take it!
Dat one tastes like cherry
poor guy, he forgot that when i release this game he's gonna be brutally murdered
@alpine raft do u have any art to show me :3
Is there a cyan one left?
Yo yo yo
Nah there’s dark blue and purple tho
Hello, Benny. How are you?
penny
Awwww :(
I'll take the uhhhh... Dark Blue, thank you very much :3
:3
Just remember just my playlist is like 4hs
Of undertale music Md music and fnaf and delt so I think u will be good for a bit
EVIL
I got 30 MD songs😭
Nice to hear!
Bite me nightcore is peak
Sry for the late response
I have some
It's not great tho
✅
Idm u can dm me or smth I like seeing other ppls art
I use too much acronyms don’t I?
Man, this Tessa song is so peak
doobie
In ep 7?
Doobie

Hey, so you like Cyn cuz you think she is silly right?
Yes
Alr alr, want me to make you don't look at her the same?
Sure
Check ur DMs
I haven’t gotten dmed
Now
check emails
@gritty shoal Soo what do you think?
can i see?
It's audio but sure
You prob don't wanna know
teeelll mmee
Nah
its a secret! (tbh idk what they are talking about)
wanna talk about potatoes and what is the best kind
ahem
js return to the chat like half an hour later or some and it shall be revived
like how ill do
Try me
hahegbehauwywvehsj
wtf
Yk what, you wanna know so bad?
starts stabbing me
Fine
yes i finally get to know- (gunshot) clump
Nightmares!-
why we doin role play😭 😭 😭 😭
baba bowey
Anyway
Cuz you don't even know the show
yea idk what that is
Murder dornes
Yes! I like it too
PEAK
Bwa
It's a little traumatic, but overall it's very good
like bro bondrewd
yea ikr
better the jjk
Huh...where did I see this symbol before...