#hk-general
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20 dollars is 20 dollars
yeh
no 20 dollars is 5 cakes
Cake is cake even with a candle on it
you can get food with that
and I am kettlech_ips and I like to eat cake
My friend paid me 20 bucks to join a femboy server, and permanently use their tag. Then I bought silksong
No regrets
Wdym
nice
Tuff
Ty

Gabriel plush
Damn that’s a good deal nice
Oh my goodness groal
hi
not tuffer than the infamous triple t though
and you can get ffod with that
No but fr I was so pissed off there was no steel soul trophy on ps5, and when I just wanted an end game screen shot (mind you dream fights don't kill you) I died to the fucking sun and my file got nuked (you can only lose ur run in dreams when you fight the sun)
damn
Did you kill the moon tho
3 big booms
boom
damn
Huh what
boom
fooood
boom
Majora's Mask ahh
you know what i hungry
Can I have a Chicken Bake 🥺🥺🥺
Uh. I beat the Pure Vessel no charms. Does that count?
geomerty dash give you chicken bake
yo Im watching Xavier Renegade Angel this shit is ridiculous
Yeah I think
Guys why is speedrun 1 so easy? I just beat the game on a playthrough in 16 hours, quite a bit longer than the 10 needed for speedrun 1, right? Except for one problem. 70 percent of what I did wasnt needed to finish the game and I wasn't trying to go fast (on this run I want to do all endings and 112 percent, making it kinda like a super run) if I genuinely tried to go fast I could easily do it in 6 hours. And sure, speedrun 2, only being 5 hours is actually kinda a challenge. But why do ppl struggle on speedrun 1?
I DONT WANT TO GO SCHOOL TOMORROW
Peak
Good luck
I feel horrible
dont
Like
dont
Just run away from home and live in the mountains
Dude I feel your pain. I was tryna knock out speed completion and speedrun 2 and I got a 7 hour time
just dont
Im tireddd
Why
What
Damn that's good
dont extremely wasted
ima just say im sick
We have math every morning and I hate it
and thta will definitely work
1 hour of math
Is Baldi your teacher
And I dont understand a single shit of math no matter how much I try 
ok let me hepl
whats 1+1
whats 9 + 10
21
damn
52 = 25=1
you stoopid
youre coreect
whats 7x7
49
Yippie
Aura
chilling
given a orthocenter tangent of a cosine quadrilateral wahts cake i like to eat?
you aint nothing but a hound dog
first one to find out what 9times 9 is gets a candy😭
its called times tables twin
81
Get out of here Elvis
I spend like 2 hours doing math homework and I had to watch a tut
what grade are you in
Why is the yellow one the only one with different color lips
maybe watch the tutorial first
Yes I’m that bad at math I can’t memorize anything
yellow kissed red
axel what r u learning right now
No way
Uuuh algebra
algebra 67?
Equations
Sigh
what
ok quick quiz is the denominator on the top or bottom of the line
Like 2x+3y stuff
Bottom
The line
What is this kindergarten question
ew m*th
congratulations you win an invisible soup
IM TRYING BUT I CANT CONCENTRATE
i-
fr
No way it’s gwnj
why are you asking this
just concentrate
Yo chill on Baldi 🥺🥺
Hi gwnj
I can’t I have adhd
music theory the worst
what the fuck are they asking
focus (hollow knight refernce lolol hehe)
hi :D
Lmao
:D
Geometry dash 😂✌️
🙂↕️
geometrical denominator
beaten
I don't know 😔
limbo
Ultrakill?
lust, all gone
limbo in geometry dash
with gluttony soon to follow
go talk in gd server yall😭
Geometry dash has nothing to do with geometry
if you really think about it
square
they're so cute and y'all cannot deny that they're cute
if you really tnink about it
haha
look at this guy
im in subbwayyyy
They are cute like the twisted bud 
spell twister?
I just turned off my pc and I can still hear like if it’s still on
yes :D
the original starwalker
spell twister 😹
evil runner
DID YOU GUYS HEAR ME??????????????
T-W-I-S-T-E-R
grub 😭
I JUST BOUGHT A NEW CHARGER 4 DAYS AGO AND IT STOPPED WORKING
4 ago
4 DAY OLD CHARGER BTW
i'm sorry knightmere
for making you explode
Kill the company
mew?..BOOOM
dont do that
at least you can still feed it to the ducks
should i do my math home work
No
Do it for Baldi
Fuck BALDI
what is that
Do it for us
yeahhhh
means axel the duck hates math
Huh
duhhhhhhhhhhh
Ooooh
Vendetta sounds like a exotic name
DO NOT DO HISTORY
btw if you check my status it says that I am kettlech_ips and I like the eat cake
I love history dude
Do art.If you fail,do politics
YO BOOM
Are we enemies 🥺🥺🥺
what does this even mean
WHAT
Fucking bum
YOOO KAKRI
Mexico haves interesting history…..
What?
does he know?
Apparently a friend of mine was here before but yesterday night he got hacked when he was asleep
Can we not be enemies please 🥺🥺🥺
Sadly he got banned
gen alpha when they hear a word longer than 2 syllables 😭
an iq too high
Today he managed to get back tho
Im sorry for him
Oh ok
My goat levy
Idk if there were people who saw him but his username was @cyanhyper
read some books twin
❤️❤️❤️
H
anyways im going to do math &(ampersand) history homework
He got banned of because of the hack sadly
Hop on chess 💪
JONN
The name reminded me of bayonetta
That’s why I said it sounded like an exotic name
levy chess
ok im out of here
John deltarune
-# (and he's also why my thinking thing is how it looks)
john hollow knight
Bye chat Gn
Vendetta means a hatred that usually ends in revenge
Choose 1 pronoun brother 😭
refernse to te hive?
No I'm sorry come back 🥺🥺🥺
Gn
Gold nugget
sick
guys
Guys
time to lock in offically
"gee I sure wish something could break this wall in the hive!", the humble big bee:
The two mask damage
But you need to dash for it
No
That's so twisted... Bud
😭
hexagons are te driving force of this economy
@ christopher larkin i like your music cuh
geometry dash kinda fell off
thsi underrated player, the young lion just got 83% on greif
its more niche now
laser eyes doogie has some things to say to you...
say walahi bro say walahi
wallahi
@ari gibson yo i love you game
I mean you are right i barely hear anyone talk about it nowadays...
@team cherry lowkey cool game you have here
@rubrub I lowkey love geometry dash
@robtop games yo can i get creator points (creator points)
rate my level @roberttopala
@crimson granite can I go to the library
Sure
Thank you
Tie a string to the doorknob though, dont want the exit dissapearing on you
me when I go see the backrooms movie and the exit genuinely is gone
disapearing thats how u spell it you should konw that anthropic liberry

its the one word Ive always struggled with

cuz like I can spit out supercalifragilisticexpialidocious
but disappear always gets an extra S
I like this sticker
pneumonoultramicroscopticsiliovolcanoconiosis

tiki tiki tiki

aura >100000000000

freedom?
me when this guy said Me when I hear That one part of hope for freedom (0:46)
Hi chat 
motif?
John cookie run
Hlo drift

"me when this guy said Me when I hear That one part of hope for freedom (0:46)" (slowed plus reverb)
what do i do with kingsoul i just got it
Hi kakri how you going? 

Don’t steal my emoji 
"me when this guy said Me when I hear That one part of hope for freedom (0:46)" (slowed plus reverb) (add adrian) (enrique) (slowed plus reverb)
holy aura 
Oh no get well soon ❤️🩹
I hope
Fellow csm fan? 
With my bf bro getting hacked and banned from this server too
(Though he did get back)
bad puncuation
Awesome yaoi with the Spamton freedom motif
caca
Wut.
city boi
Holy tuff 🥹 o
Spamton's freedom motif means "I want to be free" basically
Hi bud 
Kinda like we want to be woven together and free from the walls that divide us
the day 6/7 will come around......

nevr forget
Haven’t played deltarune or undertale 
It is bound to happen anyway
leave it in 2025 bro
Oh
I'm with you in the dark
never forget anthropic librarian
Thou hast never eaten nor drank, thou livest in deepest dark with neither hearing nor sight.
not my name
"Thou hast never eaten nor drank, thou livest in deepest dark with neither hearing nor sight." (slowed + reverb) (adrian)
Bro unlocked premium english
Rouxls kaard type speech
Mfs would slow and reverb ANYTHING 😢😢
bro you arent real
yeah ik ik
and your anthropic librarian
im going to maybe
Holy ball knowledge of an image
Anthropic is the evil AI company. The first word of my name is Entropic not Anthropic
you are ai
that's so twisted, bud
you are a weird child
spell twister?
Untwisted bud when
reference reference reference reference reference
It's all references
this is the curse of being an indie game fan
Frozen nugget
Nugget 🤤
the real garn47 was the white knuckle we made along the way
im gonna beat the hollow knight
Gem alert 🥹✌️
https://youtu.be/8VX0LJ6BatA?si=smbShStAnlj4wKvX
cry for me and freedom motif cuz yes
sorry dreamers cuh

No way
fuh i dashed but i lagged so i got hit and died
lowkey not that hard
lost kin scared me more
Ts so peak
This would be the next viral sound on instagram reels
I want image perms waaaaah I want it now I dont wanna spend a whole day having nice conversations with people I wanna shitpost
500 more bro
🥺
Is it not 300
Wait
i luv geomty dsh
?tag permpsa
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holy chicken birriani
?tag dutchvanderlinde
No tag dutchvanderlinde found.
oh
sigh
@tight briar make it real
She twist on my bud till I curse
twist
ed
transistor

yoooooooooo ijust beat hte hollow knight on my first playthrough
Why is he lying?
epic honestly light work though
w
im literally not
fire emoji
oooh nice
Mommy alert
monomonomononononmomomomo
i got the ending where i take all the infection
tasted kinda sweet(ball knowledge required fr frfrfrf)
monomonom
grand mother silk moment
thank you, gyro
lol i already have 103% completion before defeating the dude

ok bruh get off my dihh
john coffey, like the drink, just spelt differently
it took like 5 trys to kill the hollow knight
i was expecting more
i suppose ill do grim stuff now
What
automod deleted my message
keep playing the game there is more
I hate when servers will blacklist a random word and not even have the decency to put that shi in the rules so I know
lebron james moment
spacejam
i just beat the dude 2 times in a row
LEBRONNN
can i get 676767 geo 🥹
incvincicat
hello
hi
how r u?
I am kettlech_ips and I like the eat cake
why does he wobble like invincible
Hi
awesome sause
hi
hi jon
JONN
peak
If hes invincible then why can I see him
i forgot
Prolly not
@team cherry make a game where i can play stuff after beating hollow kigt n stuff and see hollownest uninfected cool yeah
Thank you Google!
agreed
#bum-discussion
who even are you, all you do is spam buzzwords
not really
it’s 5pm for me
i have no clue as to what is going on
the tadc community will make me hold the same resentment I have for helluva boss fans
alive is not dead
dead is not alive
papa roach
im in both fandoms
im not even surprised
atleast ur water bill is low ig
Son
oh you meant in the show and not what actually alive and dead mean
maybe, but he ||abstracted people|| may still be ||alive in the real world and that’s how the get out of the circus or something||
wdym
Ill let u figure that one out
well in that case we would have to do philosophy
do u mean i don’t drink water or dont shower or something

well I don't wanna do that so bye
Ignore them
real, it’s so expensive. i'd rather just get netflix or something
wonder of true
straight to the incinerator
the chat is dying
people who say dead chat make me want to fold up into a piece of paper
anyway I was in a shop some time ago and I found this
Let's calm down with the gifs
and it costs how much?
Yes
It's becoming spam
bread 👍
67.99 pln
sonathan joestar
it is 18.87 usd
U could get like 2 kebabs or 3 in right place
Blaze no way
maybe 4 at some places
looked
Where in pland do u get a kebab for 15pln or 16? WHERE
2
it is 28 pln at least
I heard about place where its about 20
i dont know what crack they put in these things but i get them every time im in a zabka
oh i though it was aud my bad
unfortunately inflation. only 8 now
arent they around 6.99zł for a large one?
co?
you're
Gorb hittin a menthol cig
uoyor'er
Mommy alert
yup
nevermind it is 6.99 for a small one and 8.99 for a large one so 9 small hotdogs
inflation
With a good coupon u can get hot dog and fries for 9pln
Orlen Kabanos is on some goated shit

7.99 for a small one and 9.99 for a large one
twisted bud is my cute lil pookie now 
I claim him
the colours made me think it was spamton fucking g spamton
honestly thats not bad, compared to the Zabka ones it definitely tastes better
Dis device_fckin_friend
i think they might be larger too
Thank you 🥺🥺
Here are my favorite OSTs:
1-crabulon
2-sealed vessel
3-pure vessel
4-trobbio
5- cogwork core
6-bilewater
7-plantera
8-moonlord
9-radiance
I was playing Catan with expansions some time ago.
a moment before disaster
you a b or g btw
call me anything I don't really care
ill call you a twist/bud

just out of curiosity I mean
i love that movie, one of the movies
one of the movies of all time
It's okay 🥺✌️
what about in dms
is that what i said? no!! one of the movies
Boy
alr cool 


what is going on in hk general
-# its about the gym i swear
enters a server's general in months>first thing I see
is panzer IV okay?
youre welcome for the warm introduction
thanks?
thank you king
Nier
Goated
???
wait im confused you are a girl then right
no
@full acorn
it appears not
born a man stayed a man
have you guys ever read pronouns
Yes
k
Mother alert
female gender paternal figure/guardian announcement
unless theres been some developer patches i didnt read, still a man
now I know what messmer means by degenerates
shes 16
**anyway time for the VERY IMPORTANT question
what is the best movie**
Son alert
first woman sighted in general>random twisted bud
female gender paternal figure/guardian announcement (original reply by 'monomon the substitute teacher')
Real steel or alita: battle angel
thank you groal
fistful of steel
can we go back to hitting sticks against rocks in attempts to make fire
okay makes more sense now
No
we never really left that in some ways
enlighten me
how?
war of worlds
The tommorow war is good aswell
some ppl deserve a dark world with no fire
peak movie
The silksong movie
i watched that with my cousins when it came out
Peak indeed
im using war as a business to get elected
so i can end war as a business 🗣️
interstellar
-# or Shrek
uhhhh senator Armstrong?
not what i meant to reply to
we just got better at it
interstellar is super good. top 5
thats ds3, in the green swamp just before abyss watchers
for example a gun is a stick that shoots tiny rocks
knife is a sharp rock
nuclear reactor is boiling water using rock
correct. abyss watchers are peak
Hi monomon
hihi
Bs why did you kill everyone 👿
Idk, prolly deserved it
everything humans made is a variation of a fire, water , rock or a stick
Hru?
Son
very fun bossfight
but yk who's more peak?... the royal rat authority!!!!1!
@sharp ether do you remember that one lords of the fallen boss that is like crystal sage but 10x worse
im fine im finally going inside at like midnight hbu
shakespeare dead?
that also becomes a basic enemy 3m after the boss
You were outside finally? I'm alr
electricity is using rocks to power other stuff
okay socrates thats enough
You sure?
youre making a rock think
technically, no
maybe? what's the name? its been a minute since ive played lotf and ive mostly attempted to rinse it from my memory
Okay bye guys
lord of the fings?
Cya
the boss was so not memorable i cant remember
papa roach
as most bosses in lords of the fallen are. though at least the game tries to build some spectacle i guess
100 x 0 is still 0
To immediately flounder by making the bossfight for said spectacle so underwhelming or annoying
my cat is sleeping on my lap
the crow boss design is so cool until you realise youre basically just in a brawl while he spits some ice at you sometimes
Do you need an explanation on how multiplying 0 works?
hollow crow could have been such a sick boss as well but its just a fucking gank
you use copper (rock) to transfer electrons through copper (rock that wanted to be different so it took very tiny rock)
oh also the guardian folard boss is so fucking awful
unstoppable force meets immovable object
point being, lords of the fallen is a 3/10 game
Not surprised
It always baffles me how lies of p nailed the formula first try

you put 100 apples to big hole ( represent zero) the hole is very deep so you don't have apples
No, that's 100 - 100
why
why not
It's putting no apples in the hole and seeing how many you put in and have left, that being none for both
a devil may cry
lies of p is so good to a point where it rivals a lot of fromsoft games for me. also one of the best atmospheres in any game ever. also laxasia is one of my favorite soulslikes bosses
what did they do to you gohan 🗣️
Yes
compared to generic man with armour #4 in lotf
but devils never cry
Cus they're in the server and can do it?
100% of 0 is 0, 0-0 = 0
to be fair man with armor can be done well like i enjoy it in ds2. but yeah lords of the fallen fell flat on its face in that regard
Hello guys
oh ok
so you have zero apples and you give can't give a apple to a hundred people because you have zero apples
like why would a male join a yuri server 😭
Cus they like women?
Why?
why not though
no like it's for yuri
/genq
he can join a normal one though
who wants to have something explained In monkey terms
I'm kidding I didn't mean it 😢
That is a normal server
Lucky
yk what i don't wanna talk to u mr mod application
Explain monke in those terms
just saying shit 😭
did u see how he was moving yesterday ?
Can I just a yaoi server
yesterday
With my legs, how else would I?
not today
Theyre so out of touch that the footage they use for the 2nd games alpha looks exactly the same as lotf1, dont get me wrong, I get its an alpha but it also just doesn't seem to have an identity of its own despite it being 3 years since the first game came out (if you dont mention the 2014 release)
You a md fan?
yes
Thought so
btw u still havent given a reason why guys cant have yuri tag
monke is a bunch of very tiny rocks (atoms)put in a specific way
idrk and as much as i joke about it, i kinda think yuri and yaoi are sorta weird. but then again im not a fan of romance media at all and also just let people live their lives yk? i dont really care if someone wants to read yuri or yaoi it doesnt bother me especially
no you old unk like how you were acting
Hmm yes
exactly
hes about 14 so girls are icky id imagine
WHO WANTS SOMETHING EXPLAINED IN MONKEY TERMS
man i like monkeys
the marketing for that game was embarrassing though at the very least i can admit its improved since launch. still does suck undoubtedly though
holy shit normalising fetishising people kissing for pleasure and enjoyment is weird?? Who couldve seen that coming????
explain photo lithography for the process of creating semiconductors
yup
💀
Explain the difference of anime and ganga in monkey terms
tf is ganga
i was going to type (non racist)
I probably said it wrong but basically book form of anime
oh manga
hello monkeys 🗣️
Yeah that
no
manga is book anime is video
im suing you for false advertising
we saiyans have paid for our mistakes

I can't explain two things at once
its 1 process
one at the time. semiconductor or photolithography
Remember they’re watching
people who glaze the game and say its better than lies of p because the environments are more fantasy and cool have never played a souls game, there are like 4 areas i can recall being the fire area, the poison area, the snow area and the castle
@smoky galleon I'll try my best
Why the frieza gif
guess
lies of p has the cathedral, the scrapyard, vegninis workshop, the district, the forest, the abbey
the train station, the hotel
arcade too, estella opera house
do you have a fav boss?
Frieza is from the dragon ball universe which the main character is an alien monkey
Oh
@brave blaze Steel a soul for a second chance But you will never become a man My chosen torture makes me stronger In a life that craves the hunger A freedom and a quest for life Until the end, the judgment night
This some song or smthn?
plus broly putting belt to ass on golden frieza was pretty cool
Does the knight solo all of fnaf?
Size difference is still in effect
Yeah it's devils never cry from dmc3
Myla solos all of fiction
Myla nodiffs prime superman, goku and the entire MCU
Sounds kinda bad, that's just from the name
cheap trick solos
What do you mean
I should genetically mutate a clone to have everyone’s dna this includes hallownest, pharloom, and the entirety of anime and manga
nah you just need 1 person
Name sounds bad
goku solos
Goku+gojo
Gets solod
fuck is gojos bum ass there for? moral support?
It's a end credit song
Remember goku is in that dna mix
Ok
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Hollow purple
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ykw fair enough i guess gojo can stay
hermit purple
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you throw light in a certain way at a rock that doesn't like it. then you give rock a bath but the rock has now a pattern where you threw the light
i am the storm that is approaching
@smoky galleon
for monkey terms its a surprisingly complete explanation
anything else you want me to explain
The entire hollow knight and silk song lore
@fair dawn accept my friend request dawg
I do not spoiler
I did
why goku gave cell that god damn senzu bean
glowy bug mad at white bug so white bug have seggs with tree and spider to kill babies to save kingdom
who's your fav Vergil or Nero ?
That doesn’t spoil key concepts e.g ||grand mother silk is hornets granny||
🔥 🔥
Can't listen to it
I did not watch Dragonball
I'm disappointed
Damn
pretend you did
Vergil
can I get something to explain that doesn't involve spoilering stuff
"where's your motivation dante"
I can explain math or physics or chemistry or stuff like that
Explain quantum physics
the potential geopolitical impact of dumping half a billion tons of cocaine in the nile river
yo xhat
tiny rocks that want to be in multiple places at once but get shy when you see it
hello everyone
other monkeys will be mad for throwing trash in water they use
Hmm in that context a teleportation device could theoretically work if you make the device control the quantum physics
Why?
you can't tho because rocks are shy and don't wanna share their secrets
What was the point
Just don’t look
to fake pinging mods
attention
nameless puppet and laxasia were fun asf
im above this
Ik that, but other than it
who tf is using white mode
fella is you blind?
uhm
why do we care
The backgrounds meant to be black?
i guess
it won't work because they don't want to share their secret
what happened to dont feed the trolls
It's the lighter dark mode
people who go outside maybe
anyway I have to go. bye
Idgaf
miserable ahh chat today
yup
Force them to, remember the device is made to control the quantum physics and reveal their secret
Wtf was that image?
That's most days
yup > yo > angelo > jojos
Was a furry
that was smth like that good puppy image
furry speech bubble
Not a humanoid gubby?
atrocious day to be in this chat
No, I have the gif and remember the top
gubby💔🥀✌️✌️
bazinga
I honestly see the forsaken fandom doing that
baby's first exposure to the internet
theres genuinely no reason to react so hard
"hey man" and they're pigs😭😭😭
automod hoeing yo ass bruh
must be a blacklisted word in the gif name
Definitely
I search forsaken and I saw Coolkid pegging bluedude with a tree
average forsaken fandom
y0 guy5, br4wl 5t4r5 ju5t r3l3453d 4 n3w upd4t3 51lly gubby
Roblox in general just isnt worth playing anymore
I still play it for plane crazy
too many weirdos exposed in just this month
yall hear about Zeal? Lead dev of Pressure?
thats why im playing good games, but with their dramas
yup
im so fricking gay
who cares
screw u
same
Yeah
the gaydiance
boys are the best
dawg shut up
yeap
like 40% of the time i agree
momomom is typing smth
@tight briar
Thats lowkey gay
damn
plus something happened with Grace too, idk what tho
i got discord on a second monitor all small and i thought your pfp was atom eve as a kid


