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i think thisll be one of the only times i go path of pain
ive been stuck for like 2 hours

hii
hru?

hi
Good wbu

what does king brand do
im good thanks for asking
Hi
you can go to the abyss
abyss
where is that
hello hru
down
Good hbu
kings basin on the giant king brand door
below the sewers
go to kings basin (where you got double jump)
ah so your saying im at least 3 fucking areas away from there got it
great! i am fine
wtf are sewers
yeah i guess
anchient basin bro
just use the stag
watchu mean
stag to where?
basin
great place you find godhome
woah woah woah calm down ladies
Ive never been to basin how tf am i supposed to have the stag
kinda crazy how godhome is in the sewers
you dont have double jump?
so you don't have double jump?
Hello
No
you fought hornet 2 and got kings brand??
how you fight 2nd hornet?/??????????????????//
yeah, i only recently made it to godhome lol
Use simple key in city of depressed people
why the hell is someone in vc plsying doom eternal rn
i think the primal aspid skip
mods can we ban him
yeah?
omg hi benny big fan
Hi lightshade
so you used some skips?
i guess?
who up skippin
go get double jump
"Doobie." -Me
yayyyyyy
doobaloobie
steals it
bro you just came
It scooby doobie do be like that sometimes u gotta steal what u gotta steal
im hungry
i didnt know there was a double jump lmao. i just fucking kept jumping on the shotgun aspid
how did you get there?
me too
go eat
Srry got places i need to be
good idea
I DIDNT KNOW THERE WASA DOUBLE JUMP ABILITY
lol you did a skip without knowing π
What to do if someone confesses
Deny them
you should play silksong
bye have a good day
you say i know
I had to slash down on it ike 5 times it pissed me off
U. Too
NO NOT YET
confess to them
ho you do it no double jump???????//
say you know
thank
i jumped on the shotgun aspid guy liek 4 times
Somebody give me a random bird
vulture
I just got ghost pinged
huh?
Bet
ah shit
discord payment failed. fawk.
Was it you?
the little guy who shoots 3 oragne shots
no
Turkey
omg i hate those guys
razorbill
i lured him over to down slash jump on him
those r fuckugly
oh okay
wow ok
are you a vulture perchance
if ida known there was a double jump ability i wouldnt have done allat lmao
Ok, I dont like Vulture facts.. gimme a different bird
YES THESE FUCKERS
no i might be ai though
yup
bruh
All vultures are birds but not all birds are vultures
i only had to do it like 4 times tho luckily
black bomb bird
This isnt what I meant
wow well thats good
bulture
she was easy after doing 1st hornet
rest.
lowkey owls are the weirdest of all the birds
yeah that makes sense
why
Dont look in your closet and youll be safe tonight, dw
Owls lowk peak birds
look at a bird and a owl
when i first played hollow knight i was so incredibly bad at everything
my closet has no door
me with fucking soul sanctum
I may or may not be stealing that
i can make owl sounds with my hands
Im short and flexible as shit, thats not gonna stop me
and im not saying they arnt peak im saying they are a lot differnt from other birds
Hii
who up souling they sanctum rn
I can make owl noises with my mouth alone
Same bro
the hand one is cooler tho
How the actual fuck
I inhale the wrong way
i cheesed hornet 2 in my first playthrough with baldur shell and stalwart shell
ah i see
ok im hungry goodbye people
owls are birds too
good bye
bye bye enjoy your food
The problem with it is, I gotta do it at a specific tone, so if im off by even a little bit itll be unclear and a grainy bird imitation
i said they are a bird but are a lot differnt then other birds
Birb is birb
Cat with wings type beaat
wise owl π¦
Where should i go now tho? keep exploring kingdomws edge?
they cant even get wet or they cant fly
wait i think i know this one
you can get a nailart there
they have strange eye sockets
but i forgot.....
whats that
and super twistable heads
can my nailbe different colors?
An IQ?
you will find out
rgb nails
49 chromosomes ahh bird
YESSS i need a glow in the dark nail
no you charge your nail up and makes a super move
like the glow in the dark dinosaurs?
oh REAL SHIT???
i loved those when i was like 4
yeah
2010 was a simpler time..
basically it has a charge up though and it only does the equivalent of two hits
Dawg I was born in 2010 π
kids
2010 was a simpler time BEFORE you were born, sorry
unc how old are you
16
im 20
Or 15
me as well
ew lowkey
oh.
U were like 5 then or somewhere near that age
im 18
i am 17
lowkey inc
im getting slandered for my age
inc..
i turned 18 6 days ago okay im not an unc
Then get unslandered
i know.....
thats what i woulda did
my friend is turning 20 in a few days which means pub crawl
you're an unc
the enemy is closer than you think
20 is old as hell tho
Nuh uh!
brb guys gotta clean
18yr old calling 20 old is crazy work
LMAO WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT π
UNC! UNC!
true true
i am never turning 20 π₯±
Idk β€οΈβπ©Ήπ
me in 2 years holy shit
This is something you dont take out of context
bro got back pain π
Me being 13 and feeling like a baby
bye guysssssssssssss
How tf would you have 10000% on hk, tf did you 100% hk 100 times or something?
bro an elder
fym??????
can you tell me how were the dinosaurs back then, uncle nugget?
trade secret.
...nv
ill feed you to them
okay dude
πΆ
Bro just became able to use discord
bye enjoy cleaning
Of corpse, ancient one
NOOOOO
me being 76 and feeling old cuz everyones so young..
say that again
piles of ash feel young around you
pov me before i learned there was a dark mode
Why
Ancient
Ikr
dude i said that like 20 years ago keep up dude
so youre 38 now
I was sleepin grr
thats almost double my age
nah i said ts before birth
Living in the void when this sentence was conceived
Unc
Bro knows abt the time travel glitch lowk elite ball knowledge
Congrats
truuue
HOLY SHIT CALM DOWN
Unc
i was birthed at a young age
ik ur not asking me but am male and i 2β4β π π
Unc
wtf i said that forever ago
Unc
i do fr fr
Unc
predates time?
Maaaaaan, im hella short, maybe not for a girl, but still short
did someone start the uncapoclypse
STOP RESPONDING TO ME HOLY SHIT GUYS
i can stomp on you
Unc
HELP
Ok
Unc
DID THEY YES OR NO
I regret to inform you that I am in fact stealing that for my own personal use, apologies.
THEY KEEP RESPONDING TO ME AND MAKING MY SCREEN YELLOW
Unc
New pfp js dropped
nah np dude take that shi
YES DUDE! π
Unc
I CANT HELP YOU WITH THAT TWIN
geez my screen isnt piss yellow anymore thank god
Unc
IS?
john nightreign
ISNT
Unc
dude stop pissing on your screen tf
If ur screen is piss yellow then take it to the blue room
Crazy work
Nah, ADMIT you like that piss yellow all over your screen
YALL ARE PISSING ON MY SCREEN NOT MEEEE
Hi guys
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
Where are the rest
ok pot has been stirred im hungry
WE ALL HAVE THINGS WE INTO DUDE BUT THIS IS TOO FAR
Atp stop sending cap words
why are yall being weird in the hk discord
cry abt it
I bought hk merch (btw sorry if theres too much blue in here I'm in the blue room)
Nah nah, its okay, everybody has things they like, dont need to hide it
No ion cry for uncs
is this projecting??
hey man the light isnt bright enough i can almost see the image
as we all have in all of our houses on at all times
No, its reading
reading the script to your own story dude
Hi guys how's everyone
im gud
Hello
Is it blue enough
wonderful / refference
Git gud
HruMm
Didnt know you were the main character in my story, I'll have to re-write that
Good hbu
HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA?
we keeping this bit huh.
IT CANT BE.
If the shoe fits
Good to hear I'm alr tyfa
What if it doesnβt
Can I get it resized
Glad
"1k+" im curious now
aight dude whatever ur fantasies are
ofc
oh thanks for sending that just now discord
I didn't know that was possible
Ty
Light i need u cmere
do we fw the shelf
Js say you want me to share your fantasies, its not that hard
this bit is NOT that good twin
Neither is your piss interest but here we are
So like u know the favor i did and u gave me a iou
i fuck with the hornet plush on the left
Ur magenta room isn't magenta enough
I have no idea the exact number. 500 hours on steam, then with other devices itβs probably roughly 600-650.
Then add in all of my TASing hours over the last 3 years and itβs somewhere above 1,000 methinks
the really zoned out one
SILKSONG HATER IS typing???
u keep bringing it up dude
Thats valid
L hater
This is true
im going to FUCK the shelf(haha guys get it)
the right one is a bootleg lmao get RID of that shit
id rather you not do that
You just inferred that you have one
Please give your mom her phone back
SBR will release weekly right?
the left one was made by my brothers gfs mother and the right one i bought off etsy
NO I DIDNT
yeah the etsy one is fake fr
Yuppers
prolly it will start having the weekly episodes by fall
She dead gng cant
aight bro yall all want me to have a thing for piss SO BAD dont you
i also have the minecraft ost on cassette behind them
MODS I SWEAR THEY KEEP BRINGING IT UP NOT ME
now everyone have to wait
yeah
My name ain't "y'all" who tf is "y'all," hey chat, do y'all know who "y'all" is?
atleast its not going to be that HORRORIBLE(cant spell this english is not my first language) episode schedule
horrorible..
sorry twin
my family lived in texas until i was like 4 then we moved to arizona, they say "yall"a ton im so pissed that ive picked up that habbit
oh my god i love it
its perfect
I live in texas dawg I was just tryna ragebait
im cursed by beans on toast and shitty weather, i miss europe
oh lmao
i love the snow
isnt texas just like arizona?
hot weather is so overrated
Depends which part you're in
Fr sometimes it gets to 120F down here and it's fucking annoying
when its cold i can just put more clothing on
i cant exactly get any more undressed when its boiling hot
why are we cursing cats like this its all over my tt
When it's hot you E N D U R E
phonix
my cat is insanely fat
phoenix*
did someone say, TEXAS
I meant which part of texas
Yes ghost we said texas
oh i dont remmeber
Howdy
TEXASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
i think he likes texas
only a lil
w texas β€οΈβπ©Ή
EAGLE NOISES
thank god im not american
YEEEHAW REMEMBER THE ALAMOOOOOOOO
boooooooooooo π
poland is so much more fun
YEEHAW PARTNER GOD BLESS 'MERICA
sure whatever u say
lies
AMERICAAAAAA FUCKYEAH
GONNA GO SAVE THE MUTHA FUCKING WORLD YEAH
damn boy he thicc
AMERICCCCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YAAAAAA
thats a big ass boy
americans being patriotic
america ya
thats a girl shes fat as shit
w america β€οΈβπ©Ή
sorry
HALLO HALLO HALLO
YEEEAAAAAAAAA I wanna leave ppl are too homophobic here
they are?
shes downstairs with zoomies
there were some bad ones at my school here too
Dude have you seen the laws the Texas Gov be passing bruv
i got called racial slurs that dont even apply to me then got kicked in the balls in my school it was quite the time
i almost entirely ignore politics as a whole so no
oh wonderful.
dang
why must you have this
mewgenics
it was okay i got to sit out of class
wash my belly. i am pibble
pre-historic meme dawg
Same but I just flirt with whoever bullies me to get them to stop bullying me so I don't get bullied
oh w. i left public school after i got in accident and woulda had to go back to school in a wheelchair. i just then never went back
I LOVE PIBBLE
great idea
wheelie queen
hell naw that shit sucks
It works extra well if ur short
i was about to leave but i must ask what happened?
was it a permanent injury or have you recovered
bad car accident.
oh im better now
hell yeah
my right femur and shin broke, and some of my ribs
holy fuck.
mmmmmm ribs....
yeah
Damn that sucks
sorry
Makes me want some shrimp and prime rib
i was NOT going back to school junior year like that dude fuck that. imagine the teasing
shoulda popped a wheelie in that bitch
i did at home lmao
whats the surprise if i say frog in ur dms
my clumsy ass wouldve gone back into the hospital for brain and spine injury if i tried
I cant say
LMAO
brutal imagery.
fuck
imma go now bye
farewell
when i went for an operation when i was like 12 i was so scared when id wake up id say something diabolical
Like what?
idk 12yr olds are weird
truee
i js talked about fishing though bc i was obsessed with it at the time
I lowk got my left leg restructured in late 2025 due to me somehow getting the worst injury ever from fucking tripping because my bones are dumb and I only recently got off crutches and now ppl at school say I look wrong
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
it wasnt a bad accident i just needed something on my foot fixed
OH shit
i wanna go fishing again..
HAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAH
where i live has absolutely fuckall to fish up
YOURE GOING TO PAY BENNY
Lol I'm used to it by now it was the 3rd time
I SWEAR ON EVERYTHING
i was with my mom and we got t-boned bad by a drunk driver
How would I pay
3rd TIME?????
Drunk driving is stupid
Ye
fr. one of the reasons i wont drink
js do it back to them ezpz
I prolly will but I won't drive while drunk I'm not stupid
wait is your mom fine too
paying the taxes you've tried to evade
how??
yeah she was pretty much fine
THEYRE ALREADY PAID
wait im not hitting on your mother
o h.
i assumed that??
out of context it was funny
No but benny certainly did lmao
when? What?
Lol
Oh hi Li
That fire emoji on nugget's question
benny assumed i said fine as in is she good looking
hi benny
ohh lol.
man
i mean my mom is pretty but how fine she is isnt really smth i think abt....???
Most clippable shit of all time
im sharing that clip EVERYWEHRE
i have some actually abhorrent clips
making sure NOBODY will see u without seeing that clip
same my friend has some HORRID ONES
like matching outfits i cant remember
w h a t.
Holy shit
ohhh i get it
I might be stealing that
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
whos li?
It's cringe isn't it
@hybrid gyro
in response to a pic of my cat but without context its hilarious
Short for luriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
oh gotya
no shot
i have places to be goodbye people
bye nugget
bye unc
specifically my bed im tired
i saw what you said benny
yo benny why u delete it
Must've been the wind
its fine bro show yourself dawg
im like, almost bi.
i AM bi
for lack of a better term
cycle.
Same
I was once an adventurer like you until I took an arrow to the knee
oh my god i just got the joke
its okay slowpoke we all love you
thanks dude
yw man
dawg thats the same thing i was with in my mind before becoming bi
skyrim?
ah. im biifying slowly
Yes
yall can change your names per the server u are in right?
first stage: in denial second stage: in daniella
LMAO WHAT π
wheres stage in daniel????
i change my entire profile daily, i leave no trace of my old self behind(idk why i even do this)
in daniel, in denial, in daniella
i forgor
I prolly shouldnt have came out to my friends ngl
oh thats now scary at all
my good friends know and they think its funny
Whatcha hiding :3
Hi gng

Nah my friends ain't homophobic or anything but they tease me abt it
Oh?
Ehh theres worse
Guess who!!
Great the groal
groal
gurt
yo
Yo twin
hi twins
my friends used to be all awkward abt shit like that for a while bc one of my friends came out as lesbian,
yo
gurt
gurtyo
The homies can't call me gay if I flirt with them π₯π₯π₯
Like what
wdym
already?
You said all the stuff like that or smt
lmao the girls that girls that stayed friend (from 5 down to 3) we now make fun of the 2 that left bc of homphobia
sbrsbrsbrsbrsbrsbr
im very confused on what you are confused abt tbh
its in cours
i am going to lick someone's steel balls if i dont get my hands on steel ball run
WHAT
true
cookie
You said your friends were all awkward about stuff like that
Lowk lowk sell their info to 3rd party companies π₯π₯π₯ (mods this is a joke)
limp bizkit reference
I jst wanted to know what
oh about lgbtq stuff
Oh ok
lol now we make fun of them and makeout platonically
d a w g.
if you dont kiss the homies good night are you even homies?
Makeout platonically?!?!??! HOLY SHIT I DIDNT KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT
do other people not do this?
shakespeare is that you

Nah I didnt know that was a thing
shakeslacquer
well that's a nice way to start off
i thought it was a thing with a lot of people... i mean i know guys usually dont do that
Damn I meet some of the wildest ppl in here sometimes
yes it is
Nah nah bro u just gave me life changing info
really???
sbr is released, in fall. and its not in batches
i thought this was common shit
Steel Ball Run every Week
Yes I will use this to my advantage
us 3 stayed friends throughout all the coming outs and all of me getting in the wreck where the others left, we are super close
Nice
steel ball run, every week. for 10 weeks in a row. then a few weeks off
im in bed and the first thing i read is women kissing
oh what a time it is to be alive
they would pick me up and drive me to resteraunts in shit in my wheelchair, i think they deserve some smooches
why not read men kissing too
I dont care for men kissing
not everything is yaoi
bc APPARANTLY platonic kissing isnt normal
how could you
ya I dont give my friends sloppy kisses when they buy me something as much as we joke about it
Have you ever heard of Yuri?
yall just arent living the life i guess
the guy from ddlc
what a great time to be alive
No not the pen yuri
ya my ex fetishised it then accused me of doing so
fire emoji react i guess
hi guys
It is
someone post the clip of the guy saying "aww stroke it"
Whats happening
hug it till it explodes into ashes
dw about it
I aint stroking shit lacquer
the cat dude.
how..??
whats happening
the cats are exploding
no i need her to keep my mental health together
U just do it
no one gets my refference
guys whats happening
okay Nike
I forgor..
we dont know.
what isnt
I thought you js said my name
Exactly what I was going for
Home?? the alien movie???
Aurafarming
ohhhh yes that one
I mean except me ofc
Put the frog back you're not escaping
Is that the alien movie
FUCK
son π
U think I wouldn't notice????
Girl.
enby
no bad wording!1!!1!1!11
FUCK
Kaka
Individual.
enby...
Enby.......
@ modulinstigators ban this guyπ€£π€£π€£π€£π€£
why are we dot dot doting it
Enrique..............
adrien
wouldnt you like to know, weather boy..
"Zeus, your son has returned!!" Ahh gif
Adrian.............................
twin
adriana salte.....................................................................................
OffSpring
brother
Dammit
Pedestrian
sister[
h u m a n . . .
male birth giving sharer
okay i'm outta here ts boring
what is this supposed to convey???
brother
ok it..
HOLD ME NOWWWW IM 6 FEET FROM THE EDGE N IM THINKINNGGG
dont even worry all will be fine
:(
Im going to a tame impala concert in less than a month im so excited
u should let your hostage go
no thoughts
never were any
Nah I'm not holding bro hostage the frogs are
what a majestic obese creature
fatass cat
POISON IN THE WATER TURNING THE FROGS GAY DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT???? GAY FROGS
She looks cute tho
Elite ball knowledge
she*
are you a frog perchance..
then those frawgs are my twin nvm
fuck around n find out
Mb
wild way to asnwer that

hamburger!
yk what else is wild?
Ye stay with the frogs
dare i ask what?
Don't say it
mmm hamberber
THE HUNT.
you owe me food
haaamburgnggenr
1 hamger please
driving in my caaaar
NOOOOOOO!!
ancient meme
okay i gotta go now guys i need to eat its almost 10pm lmao
wait u can relate
i love ancient memes
OH MY GOD
OH MY GOD YOU ARE RIGHT
I know i am
what do you guys think of bnuuys
OH MY GOD
I'm leaving in less than 4 min
omg i love
Yes.
11https://tenor.com/view/koharu-bunny-eating-munching-bunny-munching-gif-14734225609698921002
okay i gtg tho fr bye
mixed feelings linked to horrible people
Bye :3
Good bye
wat
WHAT
ex loved them n she was a cheater so im like oh i hate you creatures now
W Hurbert
what an interesting quote
Huh what is that
nonono she is NOT part of the bnuuy lover council shes BANNED
banning isnt enough I need her damn near extinct
WHY ESPECIFICALLY MY COUNTRY
brazil
Because they felt like it
are you mentioned in the credits anywhere
idk
wait actually idk how old you are thats weird
we'll try
Good luck
Welp anyways ima go to sleep in less than a min since I have state test tomorrow
the bnuuy council shall start the wild hunt
Gn chat
Wish you the best of luck
I thought that was wolf from sekiro
how could heathcliff remotely resemble the wolf from sekiro
tattered clothing longish hair
WHAT
Avdol encounters the most terrifying stand user in his life
subscribe for more shitposts
nothing
is my gif that menacing
yes
What has that bed seen
who up mena they cing
banana
who saw the bed
hi im back
return from whence thou camst
Understandable
hi back, im rei anayami
club penguin is kil
i will find you
I love this fucking boss
dont know who that is but cool
play ds3 dlc
dont have money sadly
peak thats actually my number 1 quote
....
Not again
Yet again
sigh
Plz I have a family
since when were you my bed mf
What the cat doing
what are you talking about?
staring
Oi.
hola
OlΓ‘.
I do not need to be traumatized from hearing that
hey groal
hiya
hru?
good
thats great
let's not
bro does two damage per hit
sorry
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii gwnj
it's okay all good 
haiii brother :D
is brazillian butt tickling simulator also a no?
.....
oh yeah that
ok
sister you dont have to say sorry though
can dis one stay
yes πββοΈ
thanks you moddy
Lol
i apologize, Lampshade (lampwithnoshadow)
I FORGOT YOU"RE TRANS I"M SORRY SIS
its ok
i'm crine how many ideas you have for ME π
verry ok
another 10
thank you sister 
Send the quotes when mods aren't around
no problem 
Made my first ever song (not finished) do u guys wanna hear it
Sprite(bottleofspritewithcokeinside)
Lego Car (nobricksneeded)
Who?
gwnj or crowded traffic
The mod
MODS?!?!?!
cat(turnsintoanactualcarinsteadofasillyone)
she lowkey chill though
I GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE
Yup
Good luck
lol
im not gonna do that moddy
yeah i'm literally right here y'all
Mr mod it was just a joke
NIGERUNDAYOOOOO!!
i'm a girl π
uh...
hi, hi (greetingswithnointention)
people keeps migendering me
what isnt that the line
its japanese for run away
istg
Traffic has gender??!?
my bio
yes traffic is a woman
Shape shifter???
icon by google gets me every time
How do you have these powers
yes πββοΈ
cause i keep finding them on google π
magic :3
powder
holy shit its them combined
should i buy a "follow the leader" poster? its only 20 dollars
im gonna steal that
Wha is this
SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE PEACH TOO
Companionπ
we need bowser
Leave peach alone
Leave Mario alone
bruh now we need bowser
oh my god its gonna be cursed
What would he even say?
Offspring
NOOOOOOOO!!!!!
this is the wrong universe...
Lil too close
associate
girl's last tour mentioned