#hk-general
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🫃
🤨
Nice to hear!
😐
She’s always either very silly, very pretty, or both.
he was so unimpressed with me but i had to jail him because he pissed on me😭😭😭😭
My dog (cowboy bebop)
spam. @ moderaition.
i thought that was a rabbit for a second

I’m allergic sorry
dog
no hes guinea pig
precious baby
Oink oink?
😳
Catcatacat

big stretch
My two chuds
So peak
I used to have a fish, his name was fred and he sadly passed away from an eye infection
too many things can go wrong.
small chud
chudling
don’t recommend.
A few more of my baby being gorgeous
We all had a fish named Fred at one point
This makes me want to get millipedes
They want freedom
rat
very cute and photogenic
They’re so perfect
Mix red and blue expressions of tool
Imaginary technique
Purple cogfly
Week? Its been a long week icl…
team cherry’s ctuallt say
FATHER! I SEE THE LIGHT!
I also once had rats for 2 weeks but then my mum turned out to be allergic so we gave them to my sisters friend
they worked on jjjk
They worked on groal
Rip 
The purple cogfly

Yall how do I get purple cogfly
Here’s my other one, he’s very smol and eepy
combine the ampplfidied with the tevsrilal
..?
🤔
Pollip Pouch
In silksong I'm serious bru
I have a fluffy black Calico but she barely even comes inside
why is vro angry
he looks like hes frowning
I got it
Use Pollip Pouch
What
combine the red and the blue.
what the fuck is bro 💼ing about
I'm using the Grimm build
Size comparisons of the little fellow
How do i join gim troupe?
(Cog fly+ pollip pouch)
From Greyroot in Shellwood
Imma invite u myself
smolll
IM GONNA SAY BAD THJN RN!

WHY IS IT TINY
Thnx
I already got the pollip. And infested and cured
####################
Hello, roach. How are you?
Isn’t snooty like condescending or pompous? How does that have anything to do with my pfp
wow bro you can't just say that
equip polio and cogfly
it’s a synergy
Now equip Pollip Pouch on a blue tool slot and equip Coglfies at the same time
He was like 2 months old in these photos so yk
Hello, Lumi. How are you?
I have a vesticrest so oke
Do I know you?
No
Aw
Realizing that one could dox me
gets dog flashed
LMAO
Oh well whatever
Peak pfp
good evening chat
One from our nyc apartment
i would say real shit but im sure ive mentioned my university here
Thank you it's my OC
Afk for purple cogfly purposes
imaginary technique purple cogfly
Yw, it looks cool
Hello, yello. How are you?
I'd show a full Pic of the OC but it won't let me attach a Pic or Vid for some reason
lowkey looks like a plushie
And another angry one
ive been drawing a bunch today so i feel very good about myself
You need to send 300 messages for that
Nice to hear!
im back
Oh OK
the squishy gif i just sent. I finished that today
guys if i use sigma george i wont look like a girl
"no pets?"
what do i do
Wb hun-
-# its a joke
Ello light
I like you, Jack, so I’m going to airdrop a wolf on your house.
Welcome back!
Imma airdrop a crate full of mosquitoes on your home
thats okay ive been told i talk like a girl while having he/him in my profile name
I was just listening to the song "To the King" by TyKim (absolute banger BTW) And I just realized I was singing along to the lyrics
A woman of culture?
I hope you know what this is from :3
impossible, how dare you make it up
metal gear rising: revengeance
Thank you hun Joking Joking sup mate
yeah me too but im gonna pretend to be agirl to get guys for fun
The quote specifically (“nice argument senator, why don’t you back it up with a source” and “my source is that I made it the fuck up”) are from max0r videos
But yes you’re right :3
-# have you played it?
Why would you do that when you could pretend to be a girl to get girls for fun
Girls are so pretty and I love kissing them
LESBIANS
Sure
Only joking
ANYWAYS
hru
no i sadly havent
trueeee
Do you own it
i really want to tho
Yuri
no
I could gift it to you on steam if you want
great hun JOKING im doing great you?
dont pretend to be a girl itll just have people send you weird stuff in dms💔
hmm true
Probably tomorrow or Saturday, waiting for my new credit card to be issued
you dont have tooo
thats what im doing it for
No but I want to, it’s one of my favorite games lol
each to their own i guess
Nice to hear bae- JOKE nice twin
my vessel was raptured!
alright alright lol
anyways hi honeys i think ill do that
Anyways I'ma go mentally ab- I mean get Lost Lace, well. Not Lost. Good bye chat
my steam name is on my profile
My hornet was raptured!
@uneven slate
Request sent
@pastel nova cough
When my new credit card gets here I’ll buy it for you
this is what really happened in silksong
And also hopefully get more content to post on YT since I haven't posted in a while
hey nix why do you hate hit game hollow knight silksong
Because it’s shit
.
.
.
Come here bae-
JOKE
Awful game, killed my grandma and everything
still worth it
each to their own fans vs to each their own enjoyers
Because Silksong killed my grandma okay
alright
totally JOKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

sea of sorrow is going to kill your grandpa
Hello, Izu. How are you?
Definitely joke
yep
Hi Luck, I'm a 163518 on the Kita Scale
OUR WRONGS REMAIN UNRECTIFIED
Hello, Plutonian. How are you?
look
looks
I would like to watch you play it though grrrr
Mostly because there are so many funny / insane quotes from it that you probably haven’t heard and I wanna hear your reactions lmao
-# if not that’s okay obv
im a perfect matchfor stapler now that im a woman
True ngl
-# joke
-# JOKE
11
11
Dysporic.
Nice to hear!
UGH same
5 right now
😭
ill prob play through it alone, BUT id be ok with yapping about it with you :3
But also 2 because I was texting with one of my girlfriends just now :3
6
My wives are asleep
Hello, minako. How are you?
Ofc 
Also if you have any questions I’ll answer them cuz I love the game lol
Looked in the mirror on Tuesday and ive been dysphoric since then (help)
ONE OF??
SO fucked up
(My second wife just went to bed)

how many are there
Helloo I'm 6 in the kita scale
boom chacalaca
2 rn
8
tired of not being able to be myself
I have 2 and I only want 2
alright
bro is (lesbian)²
Nice to hear!
Luckyyy
(My single gay ass could never)
11
Hello, burg. How are you?
hallo
good
Nice to hear!
It's 1 am and I'm still not sleepy
My relationship is weird cuz I’m in the middle of my wives age-wise and one of them is too young for the other so they’re both only dating one person (me) while I’m dating them both-
where’s silksong hater 1
Dead
@warm shard hi silksong hater 1
-# wow so many excuses to ping eloki recently
omfg
Ew love corner
Hello everyone
Shhh
Dont tell anyone
you are their arithmetic mean
Hello, Mega. How are you?
I know
I’m SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO
Where
I'm fine thanks
Shaking my head
Where what
Nice to hear!
idk what to dooooo
How are you Luck
Gtfo that love corner cro
I see the new pfp

hi
But what if I love both my wives
Morning
Hello, eloki. How are you?
mercy.
fingers crossed next week i'm finally talking to my crush
Yellow
I should beg forgiveness.
Hello Yellow
The inner machinations of your mind are an enigma
hi 😂
How are you Yellow
Wardennnnn
did u see my chess game 🥹
Ye
👍/ 👍
are you AMAZED.
No seriously idk what to do
That's nice to hear Yellow
Stapler4rrrrrr
Belive in u!
Hello, Warden. How are you?
Hru
did i heaar yellllllow
50/50 bud
Yeah, @molten canyon
more like 1/99 but sure
damn bro
😭
I wish the King in yellow was more known
what i lovely king
99/1
fr fr you should watch finding a minecraft world tht doesnt exist
that me fr 😂
wait which side is positive
I already did
???
Does x/y doesnt
That's how I got to know about the King in yellow, or at least the base concept that inspired Wifies take of the King in yellow
WHAT
omg nice have you seen the newest vidoe for the series
isn't this percentages
niceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
I wish the original story was adapted more proper
omg yes
"at the forgotten crossroads, dont go left."
yeah
It varies tho, but in this case it is
Wifie's take is nice but again, It loses some of it's charm because it's a mix of Bill Cipher and the actual thing
The Adventure Time reference made me jump on my seat though
ok but when i say 1/99 what is 1 and what is 99
Stupid butthole won’t text me back
Goodbye chat
why are you texting buttholes
what
1% you get huz, 99% you don't 😭😭😭😭😭
oh ok yeah i was right then
Bye, Stapler. Have a great day!
Because I like him
and don't call her that

Oh
Enby_eautiful
Yes
FROG
ducky or Bucky
Tf type of conversation am I reading right now
that server seems peak
Hello, Owl. How are you?
4 eyed chicken?
I was good till I read that, anyway, wbu you?
buttholes and revelations
Tis
Don't care, I love it
@sharp ether
Nice to hear! ANd get used to it ig. I'm ok.
tell her im a woman now
Uh-huh...
U want invite?
ok
i can join
hi whats happening
from the emoji
im a woman
Hello, monomon. How monomoning are you?
Oh ok
im the new woman in town
Why does she get a special and unique greeting
its hk general doing hk general things, also hallo :3
Yes
Epic chicken explosion.
Hiya, Lilith! :D
Cus she's monomon
Yes

how you doingg
thats pretty peak icl
I want hamburbur
uhh lightshade is a woman now
fuck yeah
im monomoning a ton hbu
Leg still broke, but otherwise im pretty good, wbu you?
“WHY IS OUR FOOD KEEP BLOWING UP-?!?”
Monomoning to hear! I'm ok.
"Why is our food keep blowing up" 🎋
Relatable
can I have hamburbur
except she's actually a woman now, except he's actually pretending according to him so i'm confused
getting kinda tired and my legs are a bit sore but im alright
Who isn't
"My fucking pancake-"
also muse joke #hk-general message
WHERES MY HAMBURBUR
🍞
Hmmmmm
Hello, seafy. How are you?
medium rare
ask @jagged terrace
Charlie dompler

I saw one with the World Machine blowing up the pancakes instead and the art was really good and now I cant find it..
fair
can I have Hamburbur
@ everyone I’m happy today
Noice
rip
UHHHHH-
shit
I ATE IT!!!!!
Nice to hear!
indeed...
…
:3
Let’s all be happy
YAY share some
GET THE FUCK IVER HERE
I'm bored 
Noooooo

Use it responsibly
thanks
yw
that bug is survivemaxxing and yall laughin
Yes
⛓️💥 💔 🐺 🔥
I love bug
THIS GUY LEFT ONCE?
i made the gif
Why
Thanks
The reasonable thermonuclear bomb: 
Nah gng im not a furry
Might sleep chat
_ _
I’m the trees outside
@mild mortar WAKEY WAKEY
why not
You
I’m the Lorax I speak for the trees, but for some reason their speaking veitnamese
Thats what a furry would say /sarc /j
Good night, when you do. Hope you'll sleep well!
you could dress as a warm🪱though
I can translate. They say you smell
Tell them I am telling them they will have a 90% water tax from now on
take this
Hm?
I dont live anywhere near the ocean
YESSIR
thats false i reapply deodorant every 30 minutes compulsively

Which direction
My acid burn hurts
brb i have to look up that word to make sure i used it right
😋
ok i did
They say you reek too much of axe
Up, i live a mile up
How the hell did you get an acid burn
this is so real
Alright removing that mile
They say they will take you down
This perfectly timed with a "beat drop" (?) That happened after 5 minutes of straight silence in the song I'm listening to
Chemistry class
i dont know what brand i use but it definitely isnt axe
Is it treated?
Yeah
How the fuck are u gonna remove an entire fucking mountain range blawg
Nice
look at the video above you
Fucking loser lab partner spilled HCL all over me
WHY DID YOU MAKE THREE
🥀
I have more

for good measures
Yeah
not enough
✂️
Lmao, I like to pour acid on my friends cuts 😂
That’s what I’m saying
Evil

Who’s stomach did yall dissect for that
??!???REF DO SOMETHING

Get jumpscared
ahh

A sound of true fear
if its dilluted enough it should cause a tiny rash at most or a bleached spot on the clothes after a few days
No one’s it’s synthetically made
Yes please
oh my god that shit happened to me in chemistry but it was spilled on my leg n they wouldnt let me call home to get different clothes💔💔
mmm can I have some
geologists drinking HCl that ran through a slightly translucent rock to conclude it tastes exactly like a normal rock worth $0.00
as long as you dont drink it
🥰 🥰 🥰
Rash on my hands and stains on my System of a Down shirt 💔 💔
rip
They didn’t let me call home either
I pour 6% on people, but I, personally, don't go over that or else they'll scrap me
which album.... i may or may not have one too .......
Loud warning
Thank you US schools
Toxicity
Peak artist
DUDE
chat I'm bored
Byob is overrated
Nuclear wastetity
Theres No Way
It’s a common shirt to have
Touch grass
No
in this server though
@sharp ether hyper music outro be like
Stay bored
okay wait let me get my collection of band shirts
Monmon 🔥 🔥
Yall don't have the 'take the power back' by "rage against the machine" t-shirt?
Nah it be more like this (loud)
Nomnomnom
I have a Radiohead one and several Saint motel shirts but I’m in bed
lmao true
i love saint motel yay
Yes so do I we chatted about this
Typa shit you gear when watching the boiled one
I'm listening to system of a down rn, lol
OH MB I DIDNT RECOGNIZE THE PFP 😭
LMAO
and i didnt process the name mbmb
I AM the boiled one
Peak
Also chinook
celeste unnicotined herself
All that I know… is the curve of the road, winding around… just out of view…
Are you perhaps a helicopter with two rotors one back one front?
Spike Spiegel eats cigarettes so this might be worse

guys i think i got it im gonna make my first game about the king in yellow
This u chinook?
Make him green for dramatic effect
WAIT IS THAT COWBOY BEBOP
That is how i got my name
Closer, closer to all that I want, is the world when you’re done, open the door… let in the light… room with.. room with a view.. @sharp ether
never
Yes silly goose
And was my pfp for like 3 years
That's what I was thinking
Fine then make him shit brown
i say as if i know anything about cowboy bebop (the ost is peak though)
So yes
neverrrrrrrrrrrrrr
i fucking love that song
I am very agny now
I've watched about half of cowboy bebop
Genuinely my favorite on the album besides let me down gently
my love
no racism intended but we can clearly see that his brown so we should make him brown
no its shading
I am going to disrespectfully throw 2.5 Lego studs at you
anyways my first game will be about the king in yellow
fuck you
can I have free demo
Hes a peice of carpet,
Its final
may be
no
Loud
actually i might make a charcter based on teh king in yellow

Make that character me
make me huge
nah
nah
ok
🔥
Okay goodnight everyone
what should i name them that isnt seafy boy
Gn
gn gang have sweet dreams
Good night, celeste. Sleep well!
Side character that dies in hulk smashing a random persons car type fashion
Hmm how about John termite
Gn
ugghh soad is so good i just cant mentally separate serj from the songs and the fact that most of them are political and i disagree with whatever his political opinion is most of the time does not HELP at ALL like pls i wanna listen to this
how about john seafy?
Sure John seaf
I just image my oc singing it
im gonna make my oh better john seaf good idea
this is so real
@subtle sable im gonna make my character who is the main villian of the story based on you
you don't even know what i am like bro
and this guy
Fire
i need more inspo you are my muse
MUSE
MUSE
What’s a muse
MUSE
MUSE (???)
museum?
a person who is a insporation for a persons art
DARKSHINESSS BRINGING ME DOWWWWNNN
mouse
yes for the main character
LETS GOOO
monomon you will be in my game as well
wait wha
i will make you a talking snail
okay thats pretty cool
That’s fire ngl
can we get some orbital strike cannons in the game
the thing is idk what to do with said snail
wait what am i exactly
as in how is the villain similar to me

a transdimentional being and i think youd be cool as a villian soooo
fuck yeah
i'm more of an antihero person but wtv
As a bee (enbe) i just stung a random kid
that’s fire ngl
cool
Nice
it will maybe talk idk maybe after the king in yellow stuff
aight
Will I be as smart as d3rlord?
Hello, ^w^. How are you?
very accurate btw
nobody can be
hmmm maybe or like avery
I can do 1+1 in my head
youll be derlord actually
😔
derlord as a snail
oh ill take that hell yeah
Close enough
I WILL CONSUUUUME
where is my blender🥀
I can spell Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcaniosis
your name is now mono in my game
cheating
no wait mistook it
what’s do you mean cheating
what will your evil eldritch being name be
you copied it from somewhere
I didn’t
zera
ok i like it
totally......
zera without the x
gang is this a hell yeah moment
zerax
alright then spell table
table
wtf is zerax 🙏
Hell yeah
wrong you forgot the z
you
deadlock is actually (kinda) playable on steam deck?? peak but surprising
liar
don't add letters me no likey
ok
zera peam
zera peammm
Hell yeah
huh? that a quanxi refernce?
No it’s clearly a Jojos reference
or chainsaw man
oh yeah
Sbr ep 2 when
i definitely don't have an entire universe where there are four main characters zera, luna, astra, sola with a vigilante empire and a lot of drama slash yaoi
Freaky ahh
I need to know the context behind this please
Rerurerureru
Some dude transformed into a guy, and did that to bully him
everyday i wake up to some bullshit on my phone
Hello, FEMBOY. How are you?
i was supposed to be finding and taking pictures of my band shirts and i did that but i dont feel like posting them anymore
skibidi (loud)
ZA HANDO. Another favorite of mine. Lot's of BZZZZZTTTTT,speaker popping, and shotgun hits.
All credit goes to sound designer Yasumasa Koyama and David Production.
SHOUT OUT TO AL FOR BEING THE PLOT TWIST EVIL GAY EX-BOYFRIEND CROSS EMOJI DECEASED RIP
my head is pounding dude im dying
i am crazy
What
i am good 😏thank for asking and how are you??
Nice to hear!
enrique
see follow-up message
Welcome to the internet
how do I follow up
bro
za hando
Do I go gamemode creative or smn
@blissful flare I will tear out your organs
?????
😮💨
like and follow for more
Whoa whoa whoa
nah i`d win
Za hando za world

Yes freddu
why was I born
to like subscribe and hit the bell
I will eat you, and send the whole of bilewater to heaven so they too, can eat you
to like subrscribe and hit that transfer my life savings to seafy boi button
wreath of purity
To eat hambrgr
Hello, xd. How are you?
I’m not sure but that just MIGHT be a Jojos reference
i hate this FUCKING HOUSE ITS TOO WARM IN HERE
AZALI mentioned
yo im a woman now
👍🏾 👉🏾🟥 🔔
the usual
I HATE SUMMER
and i hate yello
Fan
I HATE WINTER BREAK
So, uhh... good?
Use a fan
broken
i only have £67 in my account
Ausie?
wait i didnt mean to say that what
Good enough send it over
yea but the moment i enterd this chat it became the oppsite]
i don't think so
Nice to hear, and it's quite common
how about an arrow railgun
dude i meant to say warm weather but i fucked up completely i dont even know how i did that
I do now send it before I send Socrates on yo ahh
hi cutie
Sure if you give me time to find a working version
i wish it was cold outside again
Lol
you were supposed to say "get out 67 kid"
How hot is it for you rn
This person instantly gets a neuron activation 😭
i dont know i uninstalled the weather app somehow
Alaska
bro im making a game based on the king in yellow
no money
you wanna be in it?
skill issue 💀
if socrates is your stand what are you without him?
Uhhh sure

ill make you a dude on tv
with the treasure I summon,
idk
K
😏😏😏
the industrial grinder now
That’s it I’m stealing your neurons
pretty fucked up looking cat
Hello
🤑
why 🤔
Hello, John. How are you?
so we can throw you there
Bad, woke up with 51% battery
😭
Can I have a few of those
okay i just got the weather app back and it says its 71°f but its also humid as fuck
Oh rip
wowwowow not so quick
What’s that in centimetres
ay you started it
I mean Celsius
thats like 21° in celsius
for what purpose
Yk the usual
fair enough here you go
that’s what we get in winter bro
Gn chuds
hows life peeps
My summer is 40-50c 😭
do you live in hell
idk im a woman now idk what to do
i can continue 🥱
My summer is 25c tops
Close enough
Hello, wizard. How are you?
Aussie?
idk eat chocolate or some sh
no
my winter was once -3c
become mine ig
Florida
middel east
good idea
actually its still winter right now i think so umm
are you actually a woman or is it temporary
somehow still alive wbu?
get teh full expeience
Nice to hear!
idk anymore
32°C here
its actually quite nice
whats the square root of 9
bro transitioned just for shiggles on a random friday im crine
67
i wish it was 21°f
crazy work
three
you bufooon
Mods ban him
LMAO
God damnit im such a fucking nerd
noooooooo
I’m only a foon idk where you got that bu from
resurrection
how can we make sure your not ai?
W
will you
guys should i stay a woman?
nah u just dumb as sh
warm weather is overrated
3
idk man
Are you sure?
idk ill ask yellogpt
what tf is ts
TELL ME
it will work, trust the process
ARE YOU?
if you do, best of luck. but if you wanna then sure why not
3
im as sure as the square root of 9 3 is
WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Banned
the wizard of wooper nice to meet you
pat pat
isn’t that the guy from cookie clicker
Hello, chefs. HOw are you?
You're please don't
this is one of the things that YOU decide and not chat or gang ✌️
me and stapler kinda got something @gritty pelican
WHAT
sigh your right
what did you say😭😭
guh
bruh
lordy
dont bypass it
GHOSST
bro wanted more pat pats
Hello, Ghosst. How are you?
fair enough take them
leave them 
yes buddy pal friend
nah twin
alive wbu
No I'm rakottgulyas
the famous cookie clicker ytber
chum kiddo pal friend buddy
Nice to hear!
am i a buddy pal??????
is that archimedes
Oh irts gone💔💔💔
me sad
pov, your friend leaves you in a call with someone you dont know
aw man
how old is you?
hey there buddy chum pal friend buddy pal chum bud friend fella bruther amigo pal buddy friend chummy chum chum pal
pov i stole this meme from insta
i was gonna say something but i forgot
home slice bread slice dawg
@blissful flare you will be eaten
hey luckgpt @somber galleon
Every time I look into this chat I loose braincells
am i a buddy as well?
yes?
pov, i did
@chatgpt isd this rea;
Can I be eaten too
sir it will be $100
how to escape a groal that is grumpy
no
17
im 16
cook it
That’s it say good bye to bilewater
This is a joke xd
stapler 16 iddkkkkk
I don't think stapler wants you
ahem
I stole that from you???
Probably did
stapler was flirting with me earlier
ooh is the altenate word for degenerate banned?
am i witnessing the birth of... god forbid.. edaters..
What???
yes
We can't say degenerate?
guys hear me out
no the one with oon
nah
I’m all ears
Degeneroon
huh
no
omfg
flukemarm + conchflies + groal
heh?
Stop
are good bosse
electric chair
brb
no
want me to send screenshot?
confiscation, death penalty
your getting the orbital cannons the only good one is conch flies
the conchflies are fine so idk why they're there but the other 2 make sense
Yes
their there cause why not
What is it?
whys she sitting there as if i just killed her mom or something
stapill private them i dont want to make him embarrased
Dm
aright
🦶🦶
@somber galleon luckgpt how to escape a death penalty
whell u kinda did...
Please stop!
w emoji lowkey
you did
Hello, abdoal. How are you?
GIVE ME THREE CENTS NOWWWW
Yo sans you trying not to laugh ?
the wind ig
Kill the people giving it
@north wraith pls pls pls I need that gif
thats the neat part, you dont
(not suggesting anythings btw)
What gif?
Rain world sucks
Hello, Kermit. How are you?
"hope on hollow knight" gif 🥺I need it
Hello, Expedition. How are you?
kermit please dont shoot me
Hope on hollow knight
Why did you change your pfp
@blissful flare i will bite your bicep
No
Nitro
i have no bicep
I'll think about your request
send me in dms
Hello, sakana! How are you?
What about will you shoot me?
if you do ill cast qounterspell
helloo luck im goodd wb?u?
I CAST, MANUAL BREATHING
cat hardware
Nice to hear! I'm ok.
im actually sick rn but im still good
I CAST THUNGSTEN BALLSACK
