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sus
Pantheon of the sage
dyno scamed me
More like pantheon of the BORING
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Cmon im getting cooked in ts
this is reall one
I just want plat :/
FY PANTHEONS ISN"T BORING
OK 1 MORE TRY STAY DETERMINED
first part of p3 is boring
second half of p3....
we dont talk about second half of p3
The convenience of the lamp fills you with determination
It isnt boring, dying 1000 times is the boring
Phanteon 5 is way more boring
Frisk refrence i got rhat
Git gud
Noooo i died to his void attack
Pure stapler when
Void tentacles
you can tell its ai because some of the guys merge into each other
Ye
1 more try we go
Just desolate dive to I frame
how u got 212%
I Will reach 300 massages just 6 needer 😌
Or wings dash THEN dd or go behind and hit em a few times
YE NAH I DUED TO HIVE KNIGHT BRUHHH
Mrs "i gtg study", I 100 percent sinlksonng too
gOTTA WoRk HarDer
wwwwowww also I don't want to study
😀😃😊😝😘😂😊😗☺️🥰😘😉😅😘😊🥰
Alr i got an idea
DEEP FOCUS SHAPE OF UNN FAST FOCUS
@stapler || First time playing hk Are you in school?
yes sir i am
Peak name
why is that
Yes
Nahh just asking I thought you are in collage
Australia or america
?
wrong gif 😭
Yeah pogo also works
But I like desc dark more
uhhh indonesia
I use descending dark for the pillars
Just stand between them?
does the final boss throw pillars at u
No
wow that would be so cool
No
Mhm
Huh what I didn't say anything
what
YOOO
Sly is a boss with a giant nail
What
GUYS
finally
I died
Noooo
Cool
time for study
Yooo Ur ahead of me, i haven't died yet
W speed
Bye furina
Welcome to heaven what would you like to order sir? You get fish liver*
nah
You're a violin now?
Omg it's soccer ball lady
W new name
yes :)
hi :D
Yesss
thanks :D
fr
Ikr
The first time
Unemployed stapler (sta with no pler)
Yw
so true
Or stap with no ler
Fuck this game and its pantheons
We need that
Yes
Do it
nah
hey since when did bing know where i live
Jus do it
no
Bing? Is that what they call me these days?
R/whoosh
Nah
Nah
Read Ur message then mine @round knot until u get it
"They" like its some shadow government </3
Wrong BTW
Dead center
FUCK THIS GAME AND GRIMM AND THE PANTHEONS
What happened
the game is so bum easy wdym
Grimm is ezz af
I died 24 times to grimm in p3
Not if u are me :/
how
HOW
Skill issue
Grimm is ez btw
Get good bro
fun fact " a jack of all trades is a master of none" is not a full quote
the full quote is
"A jack of all trades is a master of none, but oftentimes better than a master of one"I
I panick heal and just miss
I take that back
Then sybau
Heal only when he's staggered or using the spike attack
Poor guy
Equip quick heal
I would do that but i cant
then stop panicking
i wish lebron was everyone's dad
Bruh i cant
He knows he shouldn't panick
Im bad at ts man
fun fact, this is a Sun Tzu quote
you can
Practice makes man perfect
A FELLOW OBJECT!!!!
Come back to the fight later if you're not done with the game story thingamajig yet
yk anyone will lose to grimm if they panick
Im done
that's a weirdly perfect flip dang
Got all ending except the p5 one
Ye thats why i lose :/
Its OK
My fav game i wanna make it my first plat BUT IT IS HARD
May i ask what led to the Violin unemployment
boredom
it's not a big deal you're just panicking
and no job irl
unemployed salad
yo
Ima go eat then give it another try
Why?
cause not yet
how are u
well wbu
also the only attack that gives you room to heal is when he unleashes those spieks from the ground and when he's staggered
What are you preparing for?
tired but fine
I always get hit by them
not quite sure
wow violin
nice
I also need a good charm loadout mine sucks
wow revo
wow
VIOLIN
always wanted to learn violin
Why am i too dumb to dodge his void attack
got stuck with piano 🥀
r0ach!!!
guitar when stringwithnopluck
look to the floor, sound cues, have a better reaction speed
overral just practice
woah :0
Is it yours?
i'm android :(
get it ?
it's more like piawithnono
same it opens
hey haha fun fact! you can use apple music on android
haha no-no
but it still need your iphone thingy
Banger btw
H
no i am not twenty pilots
when i tried to sign
it opens on dc
i know
you can just make an apple account without having any apple device
it works XD
still won't work
thats how i used it back in 2018
does it needs premium
yeah fuck this
thank goodness it's the same as spotify
spotify is ass
nah spotify is ass in general
the spotify client is nice, but personally id rather host my own streaming
having your own server is so nice
its stupid as shit that music will be there then disappear the next
ngl all music streaming apps i am aware of suck
one must agree
Are you sure? Cause i saw a concerning amount of planes in your backyard
they are twenty one pilots, not twenty pilots
Ok im ragebaited beyond repair
Why do you need Spotify you’re a violin make your own music
cinematic
So are there twenty "one pilots" or "twenty one" pilots
i need human
the former
i don't fit under this criterion
dang
yt music
Hello, everyone
replacement for "a"
Hello roach. How are you?
Hello luck. How are you?
hey yall, the roblox dynamic faces replacement is here, so which means, all the classic roblox faces on the roblox catalouge, get all dumped into the trash and replaced with the dynamic ones.
LUCK I"M WELL WBU :D
So twenty different pilots that are categorized in the A tier of a tierlist?
yes
Hello, Fesh. How are you?
Thats cool
Ig I'm fine.
Hello, Gomorear. How are you?
Hello, gwnj, and nice to hear!!
they're all number "one"
Hello, ismoil. How are you?
I dont know how twenty pilots find the time or how a band with twenty people can work but im happy for them
hence the one pilots
Nice to hear!
Do they just rotate per album
Pilots 1-5 make the first song and then pilot 6 10 and 15 make the second or something
great now i think the pilots constitute a finite cyclic group of order 20
There’s better apps for finding people than Spotify
Cool
Spotify SUCKS why does anybody still support that shit
Tbey literally dont even have the among us ost
Hello, yisrael. How are you?
i heard the spotify ads are insane
YES
longer than the actual music u listen too
Fuck pv
they aren't
Hello, Baddie
. How are you?
there are three of them in a row though
Hello, Stapler. How are you?
im good
Nice to hear!
He's mad at pure vessel rn
rip
Kinda easy
Mid, wbu
yeah i LOVE not being able to close my phone or change the app while listening to music
i just came back bro
Hello Luck (might be AI, maybe #2). How are you?
i just came
Hope you'll feel better soon then!
Dude why use spotify, apple music, yt music, or anything like that when the answer is RIGHT in your face
Hello, Knight. How are you?
what
Nice
Ty
Hello, ash. How are you?
me when no yt premium
i don't see it
People should stop using music subscription apps and instesd should kidnap the singers and bands and force them to play privately in your house
OHHH wait i can just SING
If someone else has already kidnapprd the artist you wanna hear you cannlegally duel them to death
Hmmmm... fully out of context screenshot time?
Uhhh sure
import your music in bandlab
Everything allowed minus guns but including raw uranium
it it doesn't
Guns are a little bit unfair youre gonna have to use nukes instead
no???
ok go on
if you mean how some music gets turned into a floating screen i would rather not
yes
bro this happened randomly while going through a playlist but idk how it happened
gwnj say "came here" or "came back" next time you were lucky there wasn't an immature weirdass kid here reading this
Just need the screenshot of everyone I can get
have i said anything yet
Hi ash, how are you?
havnt gotten clipped once
i thought you meant to post the mrrp mrrp meow mrrp meow one
hello camb
No, not yet
oh...
haiii indo :D
you know what? I'm getting one of those
shouldve said appeared instead
Hi good you
yay :D
nah the white screen makes it even more worst
I think that would be among us’s fault
Hello, Vire. How are you?
no
nephew :D
No its spotify's evil command of awfulness
Nice to hear!
Hello, Rakesaw. How are you?
look at this guy bro 🍅
at ease
his writing is peak
Nice!
Vio, no Lin sounds like a stagename announcement
feel the aura
missed a chance to took @open swift's pic back when i was a soccer ball instead
but sure
no one felt it
yes lmao
not this time lil bro
bored
at ease soldier
no way is that bob
this if fine too
You’re too young to have a nephew
yes
Hello, White Peach. How are you?
yis, i'm 19 y/o irl
hello auntie
Yeah baby
people can have nephews older than themselves
true
yis i'm no longer a mom's/dad's lil girl
Hello, Ali. How are you?
like idk what they meant lmao
Hello luckcharmander, I'm good wbu
I know but unc/auntie is usually used for old people
@subtle sable they felt the aura
Nice to hear!
thats AI doesnt count
js say ur jelous cuz u have no aura to ur name
Yes but in this case it was an age thing
How
guys is this true
now that I saved the second gwnj ss, I can go back to having the Grimm in a dress one ready :3
Banned aura

you're being ragebaited :(
Hello, Sasory. How are you?
Y?
She’s not literally saying that persons her nephew she’s just older than him
Hello, Plutonian. How are you?
Why am i too stupid to dodge his one attack
inb4 "youll always be" from your mother
19 tho
bones rattling
i have mom issues
ah
What attack
i swear to god if i had gif perms-
well shit, mb
I’ll always consider you a baby
aww okay brother :)
okay r0ach
is that a fighting ring
void tentacles (pv)
That's rice
thats indian curry
come at me bro im throwing fists at that leaf
nope it's LOL
NOT MY DAUGHTER
thank you gaystie
?????

can i have the san francisco
can we not tell people to die thanks
Who
Cool
im drooling rn
Sparkle on and don't forget to be yourself!
so you told them to kill themselves?
Currys likely mcuh better than that mac and cheese
If I be myself I get banned for being too awesome
thank you
wow
Hello, Blue. How are you?
Hello, Revo. How are you?
very smart
So no murder?
no just torture but its fine apparently
ello
I have found the secret of wilson wednesday
Then go
Nice to hear!
Enlightenment,,, so fulfilling
Hi
Its such a wonderul wilson wednesday isnt it
its tuesday here
Www as in 🇼
It’s Tuesday
Thats MY OPINION
ismoil are you
forever or will you 🍊 one day
Tomato Tuesday
I have no interest in 🍊 theyre lame and dont mod abuse enough
rs
Theres exceptions though
am i one
You arent a tangerine
aw man
Hello, stapler #3. How are you doing today?
what happened to spell twister
i have joined the stapler tribe
whatd you do to stapler 2
#2 is vilified
Clearly
ok
Hello, Twister. How are you?
Hello, Warden. How are you?
cooked, and u?
why the fuck is there so many staplers there like 20 we're being overrun
Only 5
In what way?
i ate much spicy stuff now i cant breath 
drink calcium
i eat uranium
plutonium enthusiast?
i swear im about to pass out everytime i eat spicy food
🫂 today i just went to far and now im half alife
half life?
Ah okay
Well, try drinking milk or uhh... eat ice ig
i dont have any milk product
Eat ice
@junior plover do you watch
eat anything sweet
I watch u
soon i need to finish breaking bad
Drink cola (trust)
im in your walls
I watch the moon
Hello, Zetsu. How are you?
nice show
Come out for a kiss
Dexter ref
Hello, aodwiji. How are you?
i finished 4th season best tv show with dexter
Hello, luck, I am fine what about you?

the geldarians are so tuff
i feel like theres only one person doing the actual work in my class (the teacher dosnt seem to care)
Such a cutie aint u
u are not the person
Nice to hear!
Ouch
no
ermmmm
Our teachers DO care, but my classmates still don't do anything related to the class 😭
Hello, Baltan. How are you?
feel the aura
No
feels the aura
I’m alright
Nice to hear!
oh hey! i don’t remember youbunfortunately
i have bad memory when it comes to remembering people
two people felt it
proof?
with you it was just one...
🤠
...
who copies whom...
We are not that dumb
english class lowkey boring
you copy LITTERLY me
false
🪑
You stole it from me
yes
the audacity to accuse me of such atrocities rake

Today's weird quote:
WHAT
Hello, Snuggler. How are you?
i guess bro
who said that?
I

Nice to hear!
cry
wise words from grim
Ikr
Hmm
im on life support right now
Hello, BS. How are you?
Hungry, but I'm on break so I'm fine, wbu?
hola
why
help me
Nice to hear, and hope you'll find something nice to eat!
Hello, fae. How are you?
nrml
i ate tooooooooooooo much spicy stuff im dying,i cant breath
yo
u?
eat something neutral, like paper
you know who else is on fire and cant breathe but lives?
No such thing as too much spicy
agni from fire punch
Wow
me i know im tuff
How are you, aodwiji?
Bro u always text w
Right bef
Ore I need to sleep
Mid
Oh. My I ask why?
I should sleep but I don't wanna cuz blue is online
Oh. Well hope you'll sleep soon then!

Zhebhsbhsdisjd ww2i298272
@polar vault
Please don't say goodbye goodbye goodbye
what
are you watching it
invincible?
tadc
Bye then, Blue. Have a great day/night!
no bruh
go watch it
I don't wanna cry don't cry don't cry
Ah alright
no bruh
Please don't say goodbye
20% left to live
Goodbye chat
Why
bye cya later
goodby 
Don't you kno- TICE HOW, I GET QUIET WHEN THERES NO ONE ELSE, AROUND
Bye
?????
Bye, Stapler. Have a great day/night!
what IS this
Mambo
you
I wanna yap with you
It was a joke cuz @autumn robin said "please dont say goodbye"
Ooh self service dinner?
Oh ok
? bibilabu tuff
The food is entering my kitchen
the kitchen is entering the food
Instead, say badhi
I hope I have the good picture ready, I don't remember which one I have ready and too lazy to check before sending
Ok
ITS NEWS TO ME THAT ITS NEWS TO YOU
that wasn't the right one
That was the wrong one
that was not the fucking wind most importantly
Wow
daily random bug posting day 26
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thanks
nobody cares
Aww
elite reference
i care
I have a chem test tomorrow and I understand like 30% of the material
its a funny reference ur uncultured
Omg the guy has eyes inside of his mouth
Am I fucked
i just said that bro
thats the funny
have faith
Thanks

more self service dinner?
real or fake?
Oh wait My dinner is fighting back
happened in new hampshire
I don’t wana study for 5 hours but I think I have to
seems like the ideal place for it to happe
i swear
Hm?
Both
Looks better than me
Haii

15% left to live
Ello
live
What
life lemme eat spicy stuff son
No will to break
No voice to cry suffering
No mind to think
it reminds me of the city of tears soldiers
the
?. whst nuie
Domain expansjon: UMLIMITED BLADEWORKS
neither
Male
Rainbow
amorphous
So I was correct?
brb
I think youre
i mean pink and blue are kinda represented around the world as boy and girlb
idk
water
you seem like you're a
i saw girls act like a man
You are
is it though 
You are not
Hello, monomon. How monomoning are you?
water isnt a color its clear
glass is white
Hello, donkey. How are you?
many monomonings this morning wbu
what is in a blues mind
i mean that's still what it is then right?
what was it before
Monomoning to hear you monomoning this monomon, monomon!
it became what it had sought out to destroy
AAAAAAA
i like red
i just hate blue, wanna know why?
I hate my skill issue
Kill it with fire
HWGWGEYEYSHSH i love this emoji
thats me
no reason.
everyone does
oh wow
Hope you'll get some rest then!
Hello, Crust King. How are you?
crusty
Hello, Cheesy. How are you?
crusty crab
1%
Alr I'm leaving
<t:1774363197:R>
LMAO
?
brb chat imma make pizza
what pizza
what am i looking at
pizza
W
did you know vire in french means turn, not fire?
Feel what
"feels the aura"
sonion
I always come back
you are green
No
Do you Mayhaps want to get silksong te speedrun wr
Shaw
bye
well fuck you then
Bye, Blue. Have a great day/night!
Step aside everyone the lvl 100 mafia boss has arrived
No
poshanka
Hegale
I am what some call him
Baii
I am that guy
garama
find him...
brb chat
find who
HIM.
I can’t see you
????
okay
Oki
ok
I'm playing HGNPGNFANAC which is a short version of the actual name
brb
if you threw holy water on any member of hk general they'd straight up die
I died again

Na im a Grass type
LMAO

im in a hate club of you
aw

-# (theres literally nothing to it my friend just made it because he was stuff getting the heart lmao)

I had a minor stroke reading ts
anti_organic_dude scares me everytime i see him
oops i meant stuck not stuff
What’s the context
wtf was that
Ts was not the wind
Grimm-shaped wind
thats the name of a plant
lets have a replay
Luck plz don’t start ts again

i bet that was homemade
wait wat happened
Hello, jimeh. How are you?
there was grimm in a maid dress
I stole it
Luck is doing Luck things
Hai, luck. My mom is kinda homeless, what about you?
where
there
edited
must have been the hurricane
💀
Yo
🧢
im too broke to afford photoshop
how long did ts take
nice donation to the mod logs
?
wind edited it
real
I have made enough already
makes sense
thanks for the reminder
i did not know i had a gif of myself i am so cool and gif famous use my gif now
shade lord jumpscare
im going guys
bye 
Baii
Bye, Vire. Have a great day/night!
bye
bye
cya
farewell
its night
Good night then!
Lol
Mantis Lords radiant charmless first try
i lowkey just disappear without saying a word most times
i return
nah
just waiting for the day a hk player decides to take off wayward compass
why are you stapler
Hello, Dark. How are you?
There’s multiple staples
OMG IS THAT WHITE PEACH REDBULL
Why r u baddie
There are 5 Staplers
I am ok wbu
Nice to hear!
because im a baddie duhh
This is your sign to go out and buy 35 white peach redbulls
as god intended
Peak responding
i drank 3 REDBULLS today and I am HAVING THE POST PEAK HEADACHE
where is ur international baddie certificate
i hate that guy I'm gonna eat him
if you keep going theres never a post peak and you keep ascending 🗣️
i graduated baddie school
wowiee
valid if it's Lost Kin
u pro baddie
Luck is a pro baddie
You can see it in the Grimm pfp
i like femboys 🔥
Lost Kin is easy tho
THE HEART IS A MUSCLE
AND YOU YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DO WITH MUSCLES
Radianting is annoying
TRAIN THEM TILL FAILURE
Well hello
wowie who that
Fair
That's how pro I am
You'll see
Hello, luck. How are you?
Hello, seasalt. How are you?
Hello, r0ach. How are you?
Why is bros spelling so immaculate
Hello, hi, how are you
Yo
Hello, roach. How are you?
EEEE HAHAHAHAHA
Hello, Tanji. How are you?
🔥 pfp
wow 😮
yes i have actual proof this was 4 years ago ✌️
FIND A WAY. I WONT TOLERATE FAILURE, TRESPASS INTO THE DOMAIN OF THE GODS AND USE THAT REDBULL TO ASCEND PART THE HEADACHE
Sisters of Battle radiant is lowk harder than NKG charmless rad
|| WHAT AM I LOOKING AT|| wowieee
Picking a Silksong meme 
wtf 😭
what IS this place
Yo guys
take a shot
bro idek its so corny
who are the other 8 people tho
Two*
makes me remember my days in a game...
|| || yall agree or nah?
Hello, seasalt. How are you?
dead people
For me Sisters of battle was easy beating radiant
|| || || || || ||
_ _
WOAAAA
Hello, existent. How are you?
mantis lords and sisters of battle both easy
Also Fire music
it's just _ _ relax
L
Good
_ _
I AM GGGGOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRBBBB
A
ohhhhh
Nice to hear!
SPORTS
<t:1774370000:R>
With charms yea its ezz for me too
You will all see...
Thanks buckaroonie
how do u do this
brb
@time
or just <t: :R>
put some number in the blank
<t:0:R> gives <t:0:R>
<t:1774365225:R> gives <t:1774365225:R>
Why did everyone despawn
seconds are divisible by 5 right NOW
Huh
dude I cross the road to avoid a slow ass group of people and then they speed up and get in my way again
they gotta be doing ts on purpose
Just go around them
road is very busy today
no they'd beat my ass 😭
people are weird about you overtaking them
especially morons
Just say excuse me in a baby voice
<t:0:R>
have a redbull
youll speed past them
id get beat up less if i pelted rocks
Lui hi
What
Just have patience
I don't think you understand how slow these people are
Go a different way
mentally or physically
both
I love baiting
fair
imagine having to wade through a sea of violent neanderthald
Just go past carefully
What
grunhhvjhhh
getting forward to a server thinking they can talk shit abt me but i was there and ended them ALL