#hk-general
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I like it though :3
Woah woah woah
They look better than me, thats the reason

thats just what us men have to live with </3 get over it boy
Does the flower break if I use a Stag Station?
Nah twin, i have hollow knight and thats enough to live for me
Yes
Yes
Yes
Damn
no
Teehee got it first
Twin✌️
Check again
Guys
I am
The only one
I am the only bored stapler
And I already tried doing it with the Dreamgate and it broke before I got a new one after I tried one
??????
Client sided ig 🤷
Probably Timezones or smth
- W midnight mode
- I see a Stapler

reload
Only one?
You in Germany or sum
Yea
We need at least 2
Midnight mode > light mode
midnight mode is for chuds
Hmmm idk if we need 2
Twin
So I have to do spells so that I won't get hit by enemies
Well we have 2 now.
_ _
With the flower
Now we can take over the world
No we need 5 for that.
Hmmm
What for

Hold up, imma join cuz why not
Y'all ever just spontaneously bust
May I suggest you slighty scroll and read.
Guys, do you think i can get back my img perms today?
What happened
Yes.
If you grind for it maybe
I lowk got muted at 4 am
Why
what diabolical shit did bro post
Damn, why
Emoji spam
lame
. . .
Damn
That guy who sent that movie in the memes got muted
And he lost his perms
Wait
How do u even get it back
300 messages
300 more messages.
You need to send another 300 messages
Fuck you <3
Pure vessel > nkg
how many records can my records break 🗣️
Indeed
It's no fun alone
What?
Anyways im just gonna sleep
And play ultrakill at school tmr
Are you the jurassic world dinosaur? Cuz your name is blue
Yes
Are you an office tool? Cuz you looking mighty stapler today
No, im a bored stapler
We need 2 more staplers.
Dude am I trying to hurt you ✌️
Damn guess that's true
Was about to say that we need 2 more yeah
Yes
Can you support my cat?
Grub + flea > war
No
I have 4
guyssssssssss i just beat mantis lord and i just woke up
Huh
?
Nice, i did Sisters of Battle first try (thats all 3 of them) but nice
holy cow i hope to be you one day
I saw that aswell
spoke too soon i already dislike you
Mighty strong winds today 🤷
No you dont hope that
ok....
Forfinn Head ahh "i have no enemies"
Its better for you
He meant to type blue trust
Wtf
Android phones built better
no im saying we get red and blue and fuse them
Ik but what is that emoji
also idk what is down this tunel
It's like 3 emojis idk
guys what is down the tunnel after you beat mantis lords
Wait
I can't stop spamming idk bruh
Sounds like a you issue tbh
I dont have img perms but i did send a hello chat gif
is that bad?
Ey ollow purple mai'
goooooood luckkkkkkkkkk???????????????
Is that normal?
Arachnophobia the area
oh i love spiders
GL = Girls Love hell yeah
I hate them
Lesbians
Hi fang
Not after this you don't
ok
Anyway finished my berries time to hybernate
yall all saying this is terrible
watch it
I love the Ori version of Deepnest
Ok dude . . .
that is amazing
Hellooo
Mixed frozen
you are a genius
Hell the fuck no, burn that shit down
They so peak
Hru
I'm okk wbu
The boss is peak
yes and why are their dead worm corpses
Bro doesn't know 💀
i could NOT have NOT done that
Im bad, nice to hear :D
Yes but ew ew ew ew
Ok genuinely gn twinamin rolls
GN twin!
why is everything dead
EVIL Roach
and dark
Gn twin
Reasons, sharp reasons
roach was always evil....
Unfroze him
I mean . . . .
f weezer
Yes woooh you're gonna give me shit ton of money
Looks peak, can i play the game?
-# im too lazy to read that
You will (not) see once you start getting touched
WHAT
yes. The game is a mind game, the objective is that you can't think of "the game"
its a game aout not thinking baout the game
If you think of the game you lost
ummmmmmmmmmmm
Ohhhh
Looks better than hk
the spiders are gonna touch me?
no you just lost by thinking of it
Yeah
What happens after that
Yea, the only reason for them to live is to touch you
yes
You also need to tpuch a very specific spider in order to beat the game!
i WILL beat absolute zote and pure zote today
What even is the topic😭
Oh sounds like smtg in a simulation would do
good god but dont worry most of the spiders right now are tiny
Idk anymore twin
For now
well i am sofae for now will i need that really high price lamp?
Do you mean the lumafly lantern?
i dont wanna buy that lamp
Not nice to hear
Aint no way you rawdogging deepnest without the lantern
yes too expensive
It's a good to have
why is 1.8k tho
i am i have been doing everything with out it
its a floating lantern
Bc sly is a sunovabi
thats not enough but thank you
Get, the stupid, lantern
i only have 100 geo
. . .
holy rich
You can sell relics if you have them
yoink
nah im rawdogging it gang
Ive sent 14.450 messages
Omg no
ill be back with my findings
I mean sure go for it
No
Have fun getting yoinked by something that lurks in the dark then
ah mb
Ik
no perms forget abt that
dont worrry ill bring back my findings
Do share if it goes bad
gg
Thata crazy . . . Crazy?
gg
the “bad” is gonna be a stalking devout
any bench locations to look at i was getting jumped
no
Wdym
motherfucker is playing roblox on discord 😢
guys imagine if the final boss for the Pantheon of Pharloom is Absolute Lost And Found Corrupted seaofaorrowed plasmified pure Lace
Roach has aggression problems, just ignore him
guys i almost thougt i was gonne get jump scared
Bro lace can't catch a break
i heard scary music of suspense
She has like 3 boss fights
last lace is gonna be the death of me
Stop being that kind
Uhm
Okay
someone get they mans
Lace just has personality
Yes
Unfortunately for you, its not your backup
guys i havent died once in deep nest
Wya
i havent died in dirtmouth
thank you silksong for the teachings
Fuck it, i forgot that
Yet* you haven't died yet
Bro she is easy
i didnt die to zote
im almost at the top
trust me twin
towards the right
Imagine not having
Because zote is a dumb idiot
Where did u enter?
Us*
ofc mb
the entrance from mantis lords
hes really humble
and only tells the truth
they took me five tries
Fuck you harder <3
No, zote is worthless
You found me?
HK is so easy compared to SK
idk abt so easy but yeah

Nah, i'd rather staple cheese
Fair
should i worry about going all the way up in deepnest
ill beg your finest pardon
I hate cheese
idk if hornet jst weak tanking 2 to basically everything or r the ppl jst strong
will it get darK
Hi
i think if i start hk again I would be surprised because there're no 2 masks of damage
yeah
no jst rage quit before you even get there
But im not a roach
works every time
only when those fat flukes attack you
ok
thats just a testament to how much of a fuckin unit knight is he just IS him
real
he's the knight
yo when i say flukes it sounds like im cursing
im gonna use that instaed
get out of my way you fat fluke
chat what skin should i get
He's too stupid to fight; he doesn't even know what a real knight is.
nope day off baby
ye
nah what he is a real knight
arent we all on a day off
In a dumb Version
if we threw the knight into pharloom hed clear that place out in a day
Fuck it, im way to bored, im hopping on roblox of all games
huh

its not a country
what do i do im dumb
i will write urs instead
miss spell Antarctica </3
oooooo thats so cold
artica
thnks
Do what the boss (blue) says
NOT A ACCIDENT BTW
No
no
whatever you say </3
if they're the boss then im the emperor
ive had my name like this for like a year now
guys i went all the way up and im back in fungal wastesssssssssss i surviveddddddddddddd
np
this is bullying
No, youre my sla-
Hru twin
global warming eh?
of world
guys did i beat deep nest?
melted a c yk
Im going back to the cheese touch . . .
sea c BAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Did you find the dreamer?
Ok
color of the water
i climbed all tthe way up into the fungal waste also what dreamer
Oh
technically its clear
i shall get every achievement in hollow knight before i die irl
should i go back down?
No you didn't then
yeah but the taste is so good especially when cold
My water is red
dang it
mines green
im going in
I mean, if you can handle the dark rooms
my waters white
My earth is green
The dreamer is upper left
mine is flat
My water is pink . . .
So, go in that general direction
My brain is flat
That explains a lot
Mine is smooth
i just got jumped by five worms

nuh uh
Happens
those are your neighbors
they are?
theyre moving in
im gonna have to walk all the way back
they r giving u cookies dont be rude
hi gang
I see you
they bite me and knocked my non existent teeth out
:(
This game is stupid
you dumb fluke
Ok sorry
to feed you soup
thats called school
You almost had it
but whyyyyyyyyy
uses "bash" on @subtle sable
bc ur sick
excuse me?
Nooooo😭
no
Yay
Hi chat 
is it chocolate
I wish you could download mods on consoles
Are you my dad?
Ello
i want randomizer mod
drinking oil
Fr
antartica isnt even a real place to my knowledge
not bothered to google it
closest thing i know is australia
uses strawberry milk on @subtle sable
Pls do not snitch
I really just wanna play
australia so PEAK
why the fuck are you roleplaying with me
then buy it
I have nothing to do in my fuckahh life twin
Not everyone is privileged as you
its 50% off rn aint got $10?
hello hello
uses strawberry milk on @pastel nova
i am not privileged
guys a found a mark of pride!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ello
The things I wanna make my mother go through for deleting hk of my PC will get me banned off here
No I wish I had
A WHAT BATTLE
hi :D
having 5 dollars is not a privilege
Hru
r0ach :D
Lukario
still hurt wbu
Pirate it
O hi stapler
its a divine gift
then get out of my sight poor person who legit has a device
HI!
ONE SEC
Im bad af, why hurt, if i may ask?
Simple
Hi
You're a soccer ball now?
i have no idea why i got involved btw like
yes
So true
I'm waiting for a tram and there is a small problem
no ford f450 
i hope you're okay dude i'm worried about you. also i have ulcers rn
guys i have a long sword now
no sadly :(
are you a child? ask your parents for some
what skin do i get chat
they have a device so they clearly arent in a ditch rn

Nice
Ty, if my brain knows what ulcers is, its not nice to hear
They don't give
then rob them
it is called there is a smoke coming from the trash bin and I don't have water to extinguish it
can i say that
Stapler named stapler uses power dash to increase speed
smth like this
@wintry stratus shit him self
YES
I think you can do it easily
worse than the deepest part of hell
shit i lost
Ohhhh, not nice, hope it gets better
yeah it hurts so fucking bad
thanks. it will be gone in 1-2 weeks according to google
why does it even exist. why it healing takes few weeks
but most importantly, i hop you're okay soon dude
ik im aware i got on for skins then got addicted
Hi ash
i gargled salt water, i think it helps
i wonder the same thing
i try to not be on but i kinda suck at it
Googly said i will die in 4 days cuz my head hurts
guys why does the knight look they are farting when they are healing?
yes my mom told me this
and i did
oh :(
dopamine
ice ice baby?
I woke up from dead 😎 😎 😎
Done with the flower quest!
Cool
Bitxh why you lying, i was playing wordle
My ghost wont leave that fuckahh channel
With that said THE FUCK US SERIF????
Took me a few tries but got it done. Wasn't really hard as what almost everyone else says it was
You left us. You abandoned the staplers.
why?
once I had it next to the molars
Stop lying bitch
Dont die twin
Nepal doesn't have gaming culture
Yes, what are you gonna do about it? staple me to death?
Maybe.
my dyslexic ass thought you said gambling
Bye
bye
yeah
What
I will hunt you down, i will kill your shoes, i will destroy your tv and i will show you kpdh music
Im gonna play more wordle, anybody wanna join?
your parents don't give you money because of your country's culture?
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
No, you stay here
YAY :D
it took like a month to heal because it was nearly impossible to not bite it by accident

JOKES ON YOU I LIKE KpDH
Different idea: stay alive.
my friends gave me an ulcer once
Then i show you my ultimate weapon:
what
Yeah gaming is not encouraged here it's considered bad hobby
how tf does it even happen
Damn, i dont have img perms
i think that's just your family gang ngl
Lmao just dm it to me
Maybe
yeah. i once accidently bite it before it starts getting big while eating ramen
pushed my gums onto a chair
@delicate badge did you see what i did to Blue
yes 🙂↕️
WHAT
You smell like shit
i did NOT bite anyone
no the wordle its not school you lied
Oh fam dude
Hope you’ll get better :(
I WATCHED IT HAPPEN
thank yo-
wait a sec
SOLAR MY OOMFIE????
Hi.
How's everyone doing rn?
COURT ROACH BIT BLUE I SAW IT
LMFAOOAOA
YES HI OOMF
HAIII :D
Tf you mean "dead blue" 😭
I’m sorry I like doing the “Hi.” Lmfao
But HAIII OOMF!! Sorry about your ulcers !!
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WHY DO I ALWAYS GET FRAMED HERE
HAIII AND IT"S OKAY DW it will be gone in 1-2 weeks. just need more water salt for it
cuz u bite ppl
i burn people
tf you mean "most"
same
Bye
NOBODY
frozone ahh
poshanka everyone
poshanka to you too dude :D
DUDE THIS IS SO OUT OF CONTEXT
why not just write "I don't bite people"
Poshanka!
because sometimes you bite people
?????
"mother, thou have been slain"
I am they them
Everything BUT hk
said the she/her
don't say that pls...
Very true
i hope this server burns
Ok sorry
all good
bro folded FAST
i only WEEZERED blue
Hello chat, I'm back
that's where it ends
Greetings folks!
luck :D
True
soon as the mods said sum
a skeet and yeet
WAIT SHE'S A MOD?
Hello, roach. How are you?
WHAT FUCKING POISON
Hello, ash. How are you?
Hello, Luck (might be AI, maybe #2). How are you?
Hello, Cheesy. How are you?
But technically speaking, I'm not wrong
But yea it sounds weird af
noooo she jst has cool powers
Can someone
nah her username is just covered in cheeto dust
I"M CRINE YOU DIDN"T NOTICE SOONER???
Hello, Luck. How are you?
gwnj!! How are you?
im doing great
Hello, MrCheese. How are you?
yeah it is (not sounding rude btw, still worried about you)
hello stapler.
at least end ur speech"
Hello, Dead Blue. How are you?
well wbu :D
ye-
is it breaking bad
Hello, Antartica.. How are you?
Hello, VireVie. How are you?
spelt it right so its wrong
im good thanks
Why does EVERYONE here knows who i am
yes
bcs youre a standard officer supply
Hello, Vilified Stapler. How are you?
all good this had me giggled 😭
Hello, Stapler. How are you?
ive known you since i joined the server?
It doesnt sound rude for me
Horrible, how about you?
Hello, spit squit. How are you?
thank you
guys i made it all the way down into a pool in deepnest!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Yea but everyone knows who i am (in hk general)
Hello, Ariela. How are you?
anyway now I'm going to wait 20 minutes for a train
Np
we are not
Hello, Knight. How are you?
hope it came
Nice to hear!
No, YOU answer ME
wording
Nice to hear!
i'm cambodian 😭 english's not my first language
yay :D
Nice to hear!
hand shake with a goal
holy frick ur asian
Oh. May I ask why if you're comfortable with sharing?
she meant "hope it comes soon"
I'm Polish English isn't my first language neither
thank goodness
wait that makes it worse
yes someone understands me
Hello, Lightshade. How are you?
basket square how do you do
yes 😭
Yeah, won't say why here though.
No. You do.
and im indo
fine wbu
shaw
First, you come in my dms
NOW
doing great how are you?
im alr tryna find a good quality zote skin tho
YOO INDONESIA!!!!
Alright
that sounds oddly threatening
NICE TO MEET YOU :D
Nice to hear!
ah nice :D

A piece of cheese
its ok luck is always like this
hmmm
do you think hallownest is under a rock?
calming down this chat with a starfish
you want him to what?
guys is hallownest under a rock
Skibidi
its behind a rock
its a rock
thank you :(
this is so real
Hello, Simon. How are you?
giant Isopod :3
that is interesting
my thumb is infected, I'm fine
hope it gets better
the fact that it's about drugs and not about dancing cows is scaring me
internet memed a song about overdosing into cows </3
The original is Polish I understood it before
the 500 springtails, 1200 ants, 1 worm, 2 isopods, 5 ground beetles looking at me as i expose them to the sun they had never seen before ever
Im back
Yeah same
yay drugs!
Gimme the deadly ones
no youre stapler
bad breaking
OFCOURSE THE CAT IS EXCITED
I mean no one ever said that it is about a dancing cow
Stfu
Okay sorry, i wanted to say stfu
wedge of cheese
fentanyl or heroin?
Both
yeah
mari ju wanna
Hope it will go away soon then!
Both? both are bad
with just the right amount of drugs the difference between a cow and the drugs fades and you stop caring
femtanyl
i stop caring?
but i care...
Hello, sonia. How are you?
yes
heh yes :)
Its not loading but i think its peak
it's a cat using driller drilling other cat's ear
holy, seizure warning
Lmao who gonna tell hil
its very choppy
Oh
Uhm
im finally free! im new btw
who is this??
welcome :D
hello 
Bro just stole my gif
Hello, Beun. How are you?
hi new, im cheesy!
hi
Cry about it
guysssssssssssssssssssss the corpessssssssesssssssssss are cominggggggg to liffffffffffffeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
where the fuck is the skin folder
I will beat you up
i know where you sleep
are you in deeepnesr
Hi new btw, im stapler and i got banned last year
yesssssss
yeah i do too. its my bed?
im too far in now
How? You can only walk after me
How are you, Antartica.?
that sucks?
How are you, Lightshade?
yeah ofc...
fun fact
concrete backwards is etercnoc which means absolutely nothing
idk
im great hor are you
How are you, Beun?
HEY ALEXA, PLAY "DRACULA" BY TAME IMPALA
Ty, now my life is finally good
Nice to hear!
in africa, every 60 seconds, a minute passes
im alright hbu
May I ask why?
no
in the end now its you and meeeeeeeee
Nice to hear!
i just a bought a property in egypt
oop
:(
le gasp no way!
no
ok DIO
Nkg theme is betta
dracula is peak
oh wrong reply
indeed :D
but idk what to do
whyd my reply no work ;(
this is false
i mean sure tell me where skins folder is ill play it
yes
the corpese are chasing me
Alright then. Hope you'll feel better so you can say you're fine!
fun fact
if you are hungry eat food to not be hungry
i don't play games i'm not sure
I see that you are very smort
guys im scared
etercnoc
smart!!!
i dont wanna unpause my game
My next goal: 15k messages
Why.
Hello, Jobless. How are you?
Cuz i am here
the corpeses are coming to life
Not too far from it
Still in deepnest huh?
yes
why do i hear impending doom?
damn thanks for this info .now I need to delete this fun fact from list of my fun facts
i fell donw a hole
"why is boss music playing?"
i cant leave idk how im stuckkkkkkkkkkkk
Crawl out of it after they make YOU a corpse, then go and get the lantern
baseball, huh?
noooooooooooo
im tooo brokeeeeeeeee
I have 14.900+ messages
Perish, then fork over 1.8k geo to sly
noooooooooo im toooo broke
earn the right to use public transportation
?
who here beat p5? i just did it and im very proud of myself
howwwwwwwww
i'm reading some bullshit for an exam tomorrow
how do gain transporation rights
become a citizen of the uk
im amaerican
aquire them
First step is dying to the corpses
if you press keys on your keyboard, youll eventually have more!
we have guns you dont
Ah, well gl with tomorrow!
how dare you talk about those monsters!!!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
no we dont
and I'm from Poland and I have a free healthcare
ok staplegabler
and i need transportation rightsssssssssss
You also have barely any freedome nor proper healthcare
european inefficiency
i just noticed its your username lol
Thats not my name
wow i wish i were you but im gonna stay with my gunssss
chat, let's take ibuprofen together
it is now
pls
Nah
No
i like tylenol better
I mean guns in Poland are also legal but you need to get papers
Wb
dang
pls!
true they are taking away my freedom and when i beome a dult i may not be able to live a good life but i have HK
dang
Nah, i'd rather do the good columbian stuff
k fine
clever
so please how do i get out of here
Good
im at the bottom
Goodnight twins
Thats the neat part, you don't
night
you have to ASCENd with GORB!
noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
no i will bring you with this
we are ALL taking vicodin
go back the way you came from 
i fell dont a non climable hole
Btw How are you, Dead blue?
I'll Tell you how to actually do it
||don't die||
dont die to survive ah bs
hi dead
get tram pass
you getting pat'd while you're disppear
where is the passssssssssss
yes 🙂↕️ no more pain while ded
in the hallownest
i dont have it i found the tram but no pass
gorb
its in the west side
blocked messages pmo
Good day guys
where in it yall raidebaiting
Why?
rage baiting
Hello, Fall. How are you?
raidebaiting🥀
Nuh uh
holy spelling
yo i bought celeste and havent played it yet
i know i type tooo fast
should i refund it and buy terraria?
2 words with 5 letters each: bored tired
omg
hmmmm
yes yes yes yes yesw(buy both)
Im slowly dying (of boredom)
why are we ragebaiting for
Buy terraria otherworld
nice to hear!
public transportation
who even start it
dont got the money to buy both rn 
Ikr
ill bore you even more!
should i refund celeste then?
Oh, ok.
me im the og ragebaiter
Ok
i see
:0
play through celese in 2 hours,refund and buy terraria
Well, hope you'll be well-rested soon!
2 hours is insane
Hello, r3vu. How are you?
idk bro wbu
stardew valley?
Celeste speedrun in 2h?
i dont know, i havent played celeste
I want to leave
But idk what else i should do
So im staying
But its boring
Welp
How it feels realising you can leave work to go home in an hour
May I ask why you don't know?
Done
what
ascending with gorb is an option.
cuz i bought celeste and idk if i made the right choice of not buying terraria
No
i followed what chatpt said...
i can no longer tolerate you
(To pass 1 "act" you need 1,5h already if you're new to celeste)
buy helldivers 2
anyway bye
Then stab me
with pleasure
i’ve seen this be said a lot what does ascending with gorb mean
If you buy something out of two, then there is no 'correct' decision. Matters on which you like more.
Yay
Hello, Destroyr. How are you?
you have to ascend to figure it out
i havent played both
so idk which is better
both of them look great
Buy 9 sols
Well, which do you like more? Platforming or more fighting/grinding?
.depends, do you like hard platformers or do enjoy combat and progression?
man i dont have the money to buy that
Can i do that too?
No?
Ok
i want a chill game rn
No you can't
to spend time
buy tabs
i wanted to send a gif stabbong you but i only got this
Me when i need to stay up for work
Stardew valley
Stardew Valley is quite chill
i had 400+ tries on NKG
- You cant stop me
- I have to play 9 sols before i could do that
hmm
a master Grimm? Well then, hello, master.
ANYWAYS