#hk-general
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noone is hk general classifies as a person
I thought it was a hazbin reference but idk
Silksong made my hk skills dull can even defeat vengefly king attuned but already did radiant
Thats odd. I came back to hk after doing some of sk and i defeated a boss i have a really hard timr with 2nd try; and another 3rd
proud to say it
SAME
Bro, I'm just cosplaying as Lute from Hazbin Hotel
CALLED IT
but hk made my sk skills better
I keep using the clock and harpoon
I dont waych hazbin but i guessed
Slow fall
That's just wrong.
no
I believe that everyone here (except me ofc) shares 1 braincell
everybody in hk general is a bug
I have no brain im a ghosst
Did you see the elevator bug?
The only reason you don't share it is because your braincells are in the negative.
JAX XD
I love that anime
2 hrs of rest gng
oui oui
Nah
Why
hello

any tips for fighting failed champion?
Be quick, learn how to dodge and believe in yourself
Specifically 150 total messages.
Hello, can anyone help me with something?
Sup
You need 300 total for images.
fc only really has 2 attacks: the jump attack and the normal attack that creates a shockwave. He does either of those a maximum of 3 times in a row. That means, if the same attack happens 3 times in a row, you know the next one is gonna be the other one and can prepare to deal damage.
For his jumps I recommend dashing underneath them and dealing damage, for his normal slams I would stay at a distance but be ready for any jumps

That's gonna take a while
Probably.
teto > miku
The rivalry of teto and miku
Goodbye!
Make sure to ascend with gorb!
He is Almighty and most certainly the strongest of them all
Gn
gn guys
gm guys
gn
hi guys
Like is like a sandwich either way mayonnaise
Wimby video was good and funny
good morning, every morning
Morning

Csn someone tell me a bed time story?
man its straight morning rn
I need motivation to sleep
i jst got done fighting hornet any tips
gd reference in hk general is peak
Or afternoon.
Its night 4 me
no but remember when you go to sleep the radiance will infect you
same
Still, i need motivation to sleep
hmm well uh theres a chance u dont wake up tomorrow
...
theres a chance some guy breaks into your house and eliminates all of you for 100xp
theres a chance theres a 9.5 magnitude earthquake in your area that eliminates your entire country
A bedtime story gng pls
lmao
Better, this country needs a shake
Goddamn mexico
this is guy is shivering in his boots rn
IS THAT A NEKO HIGURAMA PFP
I dont care what bed-
thz
wsp
lowkey peak
Twinkle, twinkle, little star
how do isend image
that ain't a story
It is for me

Bro sleeps in a cryochamber to sleep that fast
You konked out yet?
No
Oh
I need a bedtime story fr
Ran out of ideas
so one starry night a little kid couldn't sleep and started imagining that a twinkling little star came to him and picked him up. they started flying around the world so high almost as if a diamond was soaring the sky they saw planets stars everything then the twinkling little star came back down to earth and the kid fell asleep
handwritten byw
Thought it was about 9/11
Ty gng
whatπ
nw
Bye bye
3000 people died at the World Trade Centre
bye
same reaction
Why
like excuse im wa
im bored
Oh
its 7 in the morning I cannot be texting people in dms cuz i won't get enough dopamine from one guy and ima prolly get wooped if i get caught
My two remaining brain cells were dumbfounded by ur pfp
lol
zesty ahh fox like he's tryna lure you in
some one dm me
thats one bad batch of grapes
also wtf
sorry
@mint shore huh
No one's gonna dm you
Atarix or smth thats the name of the guy who made this
ok
cursed cat_shocked
hemborgu

I keep thinking abt β FIRE IN THE HOLEβ π£οΈπ£οΈπ£οΈπ₯π₯π₯π₯π₯
This gif is so peak
I hate this meme so much
I donβt blame u lol

idk i just csme
I genuinely wished that happened to me 
hemborgu from boblogs
oh trust me, being a mod is worst
How much do mods get paid?
and fun
same

2763$
the employed plate is bafk
/j
HES EMPLOYED WHAT
π
today is the day i shape-shifted
I REMEMBET THE UNEMPLOYMENT DAYS
*she's
oh i couldn't see it since ur names so long
it covets up the little pronouns on the side
someone tells me to change my name so not yet it's okay dw
hey gwnj
The plate is female??!
don't worry you can tap on my profile :D
mb
Too many Riels
heya ghost :D
yes π
I was ur day one
I"M CRINE???? IT"S DOLLAR
life is lifing its horrible
I gotta get paid right
this is in what amount of time
hey skeptic, hey lilith
maybe? but no not giving a mod to you sorry
weeks months year decade never?
no i dont want mod i need smth else
Which one? American dollar, Canadian dollar, Australian dollar, New Zealand dollar, Liberian dollar?
Do mods get paid
can i get mod π₯ΉβοΈ
i need a steam giftcard
gwnj how many hours do you have to be online to be a mod
no sorry
Too much
american
what if i say please and thank you
okay
?
still a no sorry
2763$ equals to a bunch of riels π
FUCK
riels? what currency are u talking about
yeah i'll say it's a riels too
A bunch? More like a mountain of Riels
@ moderating staff, how many hours do youneed to be online to be elligible to be a mod
yeah
never sadly
whats riels again?
what are the things that are required then?
I may be dumb slightly but im assuming its the Saudi currency right?
Do hk mods get paid in geos?
i mean, back when i was not a mod yet, i was always active all the time
appeal through mod app when admins announce looking for mods
dinars are good right i dont really remember when I did use them cuz I moved put from there
anything they look for specifically? i think being a mod would be fun
(it wont be)
is it specific to one country (riels) or is it multiple countries? @mint shore
A currency from a country.
hi gng how you doin
they need you to complete everything what they asked in it
which country
Hint: Pol Pot
alrighty whatevr that means π π π ππ
I have no clue im just gonna assume the Saudi currency ig
Riyal β Riel
ok i was gonna be so angry cuz i LIVE HERE
not really live just staying here for a bit but still
as a vacation but I am an immigrant
half half
I am legal but someone else who brought me to where I live wasn't
Whatever
I told you.
whats pol pot
Opera GX exists π
im on a phone that is struggling to open 2 apps at the same time
There's a mobile version for Opera GX
just tell me it cannot be bad
w's gng
I dont use Opera but I night start using it just not rn
Wsg twin
could u please js tell me already
Yoooo sup
Check Employed Plate's country and you'll know what I am talking about
Cambodia? what's so bad about just telling me that
Whatsup dude , how is yr day going
THATS A LOT SLIDE ME TEIN
THATS LIKE 5 GAMES
STEAM DISCOUNTS ARE NOT GONNA SURVIVE THUS
Well it just started and i am preparing for my english 12th grade finals, i cant get this stupid john keats poem
I LOVE STEAM TOO

u use battlenet? what a baller
This folk destroys Epic Games easily
holy shit im so sick
Stop, you are gonna make me blush
I got banned from Battle.net just because I wanted to refund a COD game.
and playstations dynamic pricing bs
sad
Fortunately I got unbanned after I appealed my ban.
you good?
thsts goods its probably js system error or smth
nose is dying
vomits aggressively approximately 13 and a quarter times on you yeah im fine
A thing of beauty 3
Yes π
totem came in clutch
Sony made an enormous mistake with exclusive games
nah
yeah bro like let people enjoy games on mutli platforms now their not putting nee exclusives on pc
Man, I respected Sony for allowing multi platform games
The poem by John Keats says that beautiful things bring lasting happiness and peace to our lives. Even when life is full of sadness and problems, beauty in nature and inspiring stories helps remove our negative thoughts. Such beauty gives us hope, joy, and comfort forever. πΏβ¨
now their gonna end up like xbox
xbox is dead
Tldr
Nintendo the only one left standing rn and they too might fall
its really sad how the console wars ended
First Nvidia, then Xbox and now, Sony. All of them are ruining gaming due to AI
Beautiful things give us happiness and hope forever. They help remove sadness and negative thoughts from life. Beauty in nature and inspiring stories makes life peaceful and joyful. πΏ
Btw it ai not me so ,,.....
12th grade ummm...
Ew
How was your maths exam dude
speak of nature and shit
To be honest I'd rather purchase a Nintendo Switch 2 instead of a Sony console.
Thukunnaa
I got cooked
I am raigbatted
exactly this ai bubble is holding everyone in a chokehold and if it pops the government is prolly gonna go down in multiple countries cuz lazy leaders dont wanna manage a country themselves instead making a non sentient sloppy robot do it
I still cant believe they rickrolled us
With qr
I'd rather just stay on my pc its good for its price and I dont play veryy demanding games so its good for me
Pc is indeed superior to console
Yes
killua fan in the big 2026 is needed in this economy we are running desperately loe
low*
I donβt got one
Good investment get one
Iβm stuck with a 7 year old Nintendo switch that barely runs
The only peak consoles are Steam Deck and Nintendo consoles.
chat where did we go
Iβm tryna get a steam deck rn Iβm half way to getting one
exactly
Wat
gby :3
Wat
realising the Nintendo switch is over 9 years old
ππππ
I wanted a steam deck but my dad got me jordans π₯²
u cant get it its out of stock rn
Yea
Facebook Marketplace.
older than my brother btw
I mean if i wanna buy new with warranty thats not gonna happen
your bio is peak ngl
Thx
especially the last 2 lines
i like borger
( I donβt understand the text in the mid)
this world is just God testing us the humble get rewarded and the selfish and greedy get nothing (like heaven and hell) atleast what i believe
its a verse from the Quran
Ohhh ok
and the bottom is just the translation of it
This one is in perfect condition
DAMMMMMM
40km
i respect your belief

thx
Peak
hollow knight spellled backwards is thgink wolloh which means absolutel nothing
snatching it
the more u know
wolloh
Ok I gtg now
byee
Pu Tuhs ko
To sleep
i will find u in ur dreams (;
It's Ad-Dhuha chapter
lmao
thukuna and methume strike back
just know u insulted a 1 day old cat
how
sry i meant him
lets go?
oh nvm then
watermelown kitty
I've always liked cats i just adore them so much but ive never gotton the chance to own one
not alloeed
oh
ive tried but nothing
I just wanna be home alone playing video games while a cat is just stretching and laying down in the background
just a little furball to help my sanity at all times
π
alr bye
by-by
It's just a monthly quote
oh ok

@mint shore awesome pfp
preciate your kind opinion :4
Bee
My dog stepped on a bee
poor bee
Did noone get the reference
i'm back
i do
Tangled earphones
:(
Tws is truly a good invention
did you lose your employment
yes sadly
I have a transformers speaker, its looks sick af, you coukd use it as your pfp
close. yoour eeeyes

nah i'm all good
Peak game
no pls
ANYTHING BUT THAT
I stepped on a leaf
Did it crunch
Very much so
It was quite satisfying
okeh
I need context for this gif
she's traumatize
that's all i can remmeber
why is the pencil upside down like when you write with the pencil do you rub its ass on paper until it's gone?
I"M CRINE????
IM JUST SAYING MAN
oops made a mistake wipes away your ass dust with your hair (rubber)
JELPME????
How are the pencil and bottle connectred
i'm not quite sure
about that...?
also
I JUST WANT MY HORNEAFY ART BRO
I stepped on Leafy
ANNA STOP π
how does it SIT
Fym you can bypass slowmode
why did my wifi die
WHAT IS THHTHRG
my face when i'm pooping (with constipation)
I"M FUCKING CRINE
Imagine when it need to sharpen
I WAS EXPECTING SOMEONE TO SAY THIS
What kinda crackship is this
crossover yuri π₯Ή
my ship that i made myself
I keep my room hot and myself thirsty all night so in the morning I won't sleep in
But it seems to have caused me to wake up early

who canoe react
Morning
Morning
What if i use ai to answer the ur ai slop bores me prompts
Does anyone know if slay the spire 2 has online coop? Or is it just local
Yes
Can u lose tokens?
hello chat
heya! you're wired earphones now
Yes :D
XD
Yo wssup
sup
Yeah, but you need to answer a question to get more tokens
Sherma!?
Pharidoo la simanet
so cute
Doni pwana manicet
That's not what i hear
XD
Skibidi
The Y-Axis Flipped Bread:
this skibidi is allowed
Lmao
are you die yet?
no i lived
yay
the sun god nika?? ( i got an notif that u changed ur status and ive always wondered what this smiling God is)
well, the original one was a reference to welcome to nightvale
the new one is my own god
oh idk what that is but ok
for my dnd campaign
yeah i dont play dnd that's sick tho
im droppingsubtle hints to my friends to see if they pick up
me neither yet
oh lmao
"subtle"
About your homosexuality?
it seems cool i just dont have friends who are interested in it or so I think
alright ditto pack it up
rake changed his pfpπ
i did that weeks ago π₯
I never noticed cuz im on vacation and dont have a sim
so no time
Whwt
Steal time from government
ditto face
That's not ditto face I believe
about my dnd
similar enough
its not ditto
plus im not talking about normal ditto
ik
LSD ditto
I forgot who the owner of that one ditto who transforms everything but the facr
abnormal ditto
Yo I can send images now
a normal ditto transforms into a perfect copy of another pokemone but one specific ditto doesn't transform the face and that's been the icon of ditto for a while
its a little known fact but still cool nonetheless
ah
nice
guzzlord ditto my beloved
Now I can become a scammed like the epidemic yesterday
funny sites to behold
what
what is who talking about
In arts and discussion there were 4 different scammers yesterday
whatπ
damm
Mods also were like just I'm tired boss
There were so many pings that even admin showed up
pov: scammers thinking every person is a single mother of 54 and a half with less than 2 braincells shared between them
lmao thays crazy
hey im a single mother of 54 this is offensive
people are so impatient
and a half?
half is very important
I mean I don't have a brain to start with some I'm like average JJK fan that can't read
eaten
yeah bro we just neuron activation when gojo and geto are on screen and just start glazing it
the glaze put on these anime character ANIME characters is crazy
like even men are down bad (me included)
dang that's rough
its tough having to manage 54 but 54 and a half is way worse
I mean when you have a character that you can't even beat and you have to trap them to get rid of them otherwise you can't do shit
moneys tight so u just lowkey devour the half child
Do not do reverse Grimm
yeah and also when gojo got clapped off guard by thukuna and gege said gojo would've won if he was paying attention more everybody started rioting
Low key, Hakari wins 4.21 minutes tops
the only moment I think was worse than that was when debug and I think Osaka or smth started chatting at the end of the manga and people started saying hey why wasn't it deku and bakugo
the unemployment is smellable from here
MHA is something else so I don't even get into that
for 4 minutes and 11 seconds hazard is practically invincible
I dont watch it either but I dont think its bad just the fandom reeks
Gets beaten every season
im in a mask having covid flashbacks
rip it off
no im sick
rip your lungs off
its like that one meme template where its like: is looking to my right, aj, look to my left sharky, these partners stink of poo
Infect the whole world with T-virus
mine is more like π²-virus
who wants to hear a fact
because it's fancy
memememe
about what
ur not invincible cuz i can still see you
sure but ill regret it im sure

hey monomon
natural β healthy
Not the right power
So true
everything is natural
Monomonomonomonomonomonomon
asbestos too
i was just told Coldplay is the best band
And lava
asbestos 2, the sequel
its a meme where some fans made the main villian of i think season 3 say that as a joke
helloo
incorrect
who_is_this.png
this is an awful take
and technically nuclear reactors. very rare tho
agreed
Microplastics is asbestos 2
so dead rn
me^^
I love how in America someone made petition to ban Dihydrogen monoxide. By just saying excessive peeing, sweating and cause of feeling full
i love america
Then how are you typing?
people are so cooked
When you try to ban H2O you know everything is cooked
chicken mac and water
yeah it Also can cause fluid buildup in lungs if you drown in it
dihydrogen monoxide sucks hydrogen hydroxide is better
exactly like "oh that is a big boy word im not ready for we should ban it ooh ooh aah aah" straight up just cavement
i read "ooh ooh aah aah" in trumps voice i hate myself
I'm going to breath some Argon
i prefer pure american water, none of this h20 shit
that sounds so cursed whatπ
Trump water when
not what i said
yeah but when
wait r u sceliphron i never noticed
hi
Do you think that Trump's bath water would sell?
I only recognised u cuz of the server tag
this is my true identity i was hiding it because of my ex sister in law
you know the country is absolutely screwed when the president has at least an hour of collective time on camera moaning
Methane has a better aftertaste
yeah more convenient to just stay the same
I read that as aron I was like not my boy
yes and then they would make a heat map of which states it sold most in (it's just the population map of the us because the researchers are dumb)
dont we all though? right? r i g h t ?
werent we all forced to do this
as a ransom
uhm so i might have some news to share with you buddy..
right
dont get me started with this fuckass dog
r i g h t ?
bro 1980s people wrote straight up smut fanfics on the seats of buses what am i reading wtf
its just existing with no thought crossing its mind
dr house and wilson no doubt
why are you hearting that π
heart breaking that
AO3 before it go digitized
some mofo wrote "dm me cuties [old as fuck phone number]"
bro is probably 50 years old right now
oh hell nah prolly a 84 year old man on house arrest
lemme text him the entire all dogs go to heaven 2 script
...
elite ball knowledge?
yes
my pattern recognition has activated and retrieved memories from thoussnd of years ago
holy shit this woke up memories
hahahhahahaah
are yall rememebering the movie or the reference to it
machine
the movie
the guy with a book and pen saying would u like to be put with a human
whats the reference
ultrakill
The entire bee movie script
well im dumb
bee movie is the best movie oat
half live 2 but the ai is self aware
never mind then
aight buddy
youre going in the hole
π³οΈ
if theres blood and i can parry i upscale
whole
hole
π
layer 8 is the actual mirror dimension its so much fun
a guy in the series said he was gonna add the main characters death into the all dogs go to heaven 2 wikipedia, and the wikipedia was locked for years bc people kepy adding it
look it up
does anybody know about a youtube shorts creator who just makes vids about dogs and skits about them? anybody? im alone
I used to watch him like 2020 2021 it was peak honestly
?
yeah im alone on this one
whats the name bro
I might try to find him actually
i dont know thats the problem
w e a r e a l l a l o n e i n t h i s w o r l d s k e p t i c j o u r n e y
gives me undertale genocide vibes
cough
your not chara
you're
like animations or live dogs
dead ones
stop.
Chinese shorts
bro found him
no your not chara i want your not chara i like not chara she's cool
yeah he sometimes makes skits about god too
it took like 1 google search
creating animals i think
yeah
specifically dogs and like different variants
its like an angel telling him about new ideas for animals
he hasnt posted in a while
and God just falling in love with them or smth
its kinda sad he really popped off in 2021
I remember one skit where its about God going through a book about different types of anime and God takes a look at the last page and its uh.. lets say not the most kid friendly content
his oldest vids are from 2022 though
oh I prolly dont remember it well cuz of covid
that really messed with my perception of time
fair enough
im back yall missme
yes its empty here
should i get eye surgery
sure yuh did
for?
and ur a shade of purple
for good vision
im tired of glasses though
thing is we know nothing about u lol
true
hi im roach nice to meet you
im gonna get braces for my teeth cuz my top jaw is extended forwards more than my bottom so im gonna get braces to fix that
basically all my friends have braces atp
bro im bald and im going back to school in 2 weeks
pray for me
lol
isnt it obvious
no
I thought I'd be more of a choso type
eh I assume everyone's like that
i give off major glasses wearer vibes
u give off a vibe that u like talking about video game memes to ur mates at school a lot
blond
me
jokes on you i didnt play video games until i was outof school, i dont have friends, and my hairs is brown now
my head Canon is anyone I dont meet is a nonchalant black brown haired absolute 10 10 woth a perfect body and over 23 years with 20 degrees
i hope youve met me cuz i aint that twin
ik its a stretch but my brain just subconsciously makes everyone better than me for some reason
does someone like this even exist
I mean probably not specially for the 20 degrees thing
"brown now" implies it used to be blond?
yes
but im not blond
some guy I know from this server sounded like he was 16 or 17 and he was 13 I always assume people are bigger and better idk why
im 18
whats my size
cuz ik basically saying im not good enough
true
that sounds weird
wdym
it did
how tall am i in your eyes
like what I think ur age is
that too
oh like 6 3
5 9
19
yeah uh almost
lmao
everyone is 5 9
nah im 5'5
im like 5 4
shortahh
im still in 9th grade
i am so short i have to bully everyone who is shorter
same
im longer than my bed
fuck, you might pass my height
the world is a vampire
ive surpassed my mums height (5') and my dads like 5 6 or 5 7 and im like up to his mouth so I may be taller and 5 4 since I havent measured in a long time
nobody can touch bro
tallest person in my entire family is like 5 10
wildd
i will kill you
bros gonna make him the 14th ghost
same
last time I check my height I was 62 inches which was 5 2 and so I just rounded up to 3 and eventually 4 since its been a while
bro theres someone with a last supper hoodie on im crine
luke 62.5
son
bro think he jesus
bro might know when the hour is
shamless plug for my future show JUDGMENT DAYS
judgement day is so scary to me
it is
why
zombie
cuz wdym im gonna have to give my good deeds to the people ive wronged even slightly
bro what i aint doing ts
like do u know how many people ive done wrong to especially on the internet
lol real roach
id die
thats what i did
bros gonna end up in the last level of.hell 
bro mightve eaten the apple in the garden
ion care im not doing good to my algebra teacher he can die
its so crazy to me how Christian beliefs and Muslim beliefs are so close but they always deny it and choose to fight eachother
my algebra teacher can piss off
im not doing nun of that
meanwhile me, who thinks every religion is wrong
so ur just an atheist?
like yeah I do believe every religion other than mine is wrong but I dont go telling people about it or making fun of them for believing God and Mary had a child
cuz humans think differently
i dont make fun either
that's just how life is
is this a ultrakill reference
not everyone is gonna agree with you and that's okay
everyone im just like u do u
kickback
not crazy humans just suck
He is The Chainsaw Man
not me tho
yeah not you
???
we love you rake
see thank you
humans do suck like how could u shoo a cat away thats the biggest crime in my eyes and you ARE being made fun of if u shoo animals especially furry little animals away
dot dot dot
imo I treat cats just like how I would treat a human like yeah u dont understand it but it has feelings to it can think and speak to its friends just like you and me
im talking like an egyptian in 3k bc rn
i agree
I js remember im part egyptian
i also dont really like when people do the whole baby talk thing to small children
well well well
Chat, how do I separate menu controls from gameplay controls? Having to press the jump key for selection in menus is effing awful
me neither
me neither
just turn off the menu or make it a keybind u dont use
I mean minimise the menu
me neither
having a cat is a luxury I want to enjoy
i just want a moving fluff ball at ALL times
il take care of it myself just lemme have it
il buy the food il work a side hustle while in school just to afford it
??? The jump key is my menu key and I use the up arrow for jumping. That means when I'm navigating menus, pressing up selects stuff
i hope u get the cat soon
i love my fluffball
can u not change the keybind? which mod is it
I'm not using any mods
I call having a cat a curse I'd hate to be burdened with garhaahaha
This is default stuff
I won't soon cuz onw my family members is allergic
The jump bind is automatically the select bind in menus
idk then
while having a dog pfp
OH YEAH YOUR THE 672% GUY
lmao
that one that did 6 different playthroughs of hk
you pet humans?
peh
not like that i mean i respect them and dont shoo them away
W name I think
like some evil people
i do that plus pet them
on EVERYONS soul int his server im passing social studeis
i loooove cats they hate me but its ok
can you exclude me
skill issue
leave my soul alone please
I am your enemy now! I wish for you to fail!
ESPECIALLY you
BRO
Win in order to spite me!
I dont pet cats cuz the majority of cats ive seen are strays i dont see household cats very often cuz i dont visit people often
im not part of this
Lmao
crypto scam
say the n word or a really nsfw image
hi guys im back from not going anywhere
bro wants to get banned ethically
oh ok what do you think of the lgbt community
just say the n word then

