hk-general

[stoic arch]

Prove me wrong

[dim needle]

i HATE ||absolute radiance||

[serene salmon]

i mean yeah her cheeks are clappable

[stoic arch]

Hell yeah

[serene salmon]

u got me there

[stoic arch]

Id smash

[dim needle]

[prerach

[subtle wagon]

Poggy thorax better

[stoic arch]

I'd also smash abs rad

[dim needle]

id do it out of spite

[upbeat flower]

What is the context of this

[dim needle]

iselda

[stoic arch]

Bro she's my half sister😭

[subtle wagon]

Chat, we have a womannapper on the loose

[stoic arch]

Iselda

[wide plume]

Brother in christ

[serene salmon]

does that mean 3 some?

[upbeat flower]

Fair

[wide plume]

Would you two mind explaining what is this conversation

[subtle wagon]

Also known as the Void entity

[stoic arch]

Prove me wrong bro

Iselda is hot

[wide plume]

<@&283547423706447872> this is pretty Nsfw imo

[serene salmon]

hornet is void

[stoic arch]

NO

[wide plume]

NOW I don't feel bad about it

[upbeat flower]

[mint shore]

?

[serene salmon]

jkjk hornet is not void

pls dont ban me mods

[wide plume]

Okay good

[upbeat flower]

There's always something in hk general

[wide plume]

Shut up already

[serene salmon]

i mean, come on

[stoic arch]

No

[wide plume]

Jesus christ

[dim needle]

D DARK IS USELESS

[wide plume]

DONT YOU EVER SAY TS ABOUT THE GOAT AGAIN

[dim needle]

why is the windup so long bruh

[stoic arch]

What are you on

[wide plume]

Bro Ddark is life

Are you insane

[dim needle]

i keep dying to the stupid light balls cuz of the windup its annoying

game thinks i can see the future or smt

[wide plume]

Just make them disappear by pogoing Radiance

[stoic arch]

There's something I want to say

But I might get banned

[upbeat flower]

Abyss shriek is king

[dim needle]

wrong phase

[wide plume]

They are pretty easy to deal with if you know what to do

[upbeat flower]

Against who

[dim needle]

radiance

[wide plume]

You can do it in all phases as long as you can get them off screen

[dim needle]

radabdsrad

[upbeat flower]

Why r u using d dark against radiance

[dim needle]

its platform phase g i cant pogo

[wide plume]

Because Doing DDark is general is the best thing to do ever

[wide plume]

Well damn

[dim needle]

im not im trying to but failing

[stoic arch]

cough cough shade cloak

[dim needle]

cooldowns

i dont doie everytime its just unlucky series of attacks

lkike beam wall and then ts and then another one hits me anyway

[upbeat flower]

Yeah, absrad is pretty rng

[wide plume]

Still Top 1 boss tho

So fun to do

[upbeat flower]

NKG and PV clear

[wide plume]

🎋

Fuck no

[upbeat flower]

Dafuq is this

[wide plume]

I don't fuck with bosses that get boring after 1 clear cro, sorry

[upbeat flower]

Couldn't be NKG and PV

[wide plume]

GPZ/Absrad Top 1

[wide plume]

They are the biggest offenders

[upbeat flower]

spongebob stink sound effect

[wide plume]

NKG and PV lose half of their fun after 1 clear

Bro this 11 year old Istg

[dull ore]

💀

[upbeat flower]

Speak for yourself

[wide plume]

Oh hi lune

[dull ore]

afternoon mega

[wide plume]

How ya doin-

[stoic arch]

Bro what

[dull ore]

sts2 release

[dull ore]

1 clear is an exaggeration, but they get quite boring once you're good at them

[wide plume]

I shall now pretend I know what that is and celebrate with you I guess

[dull ore]

if you're decent at nkg then its impossible to get hit

[dull ore]

slay the spire 2

[wide plume]

Same applies to PV

[stoic arch]

Pv yeah but nkg is my favorite boss

[dull ore]

it applies to nkg more than pv

[upbeat flower]

[dim needle]

absrad takes like an hour to get lucky on platform phase for on radiant

[wide plume]

I'd agree they're at least equal

[dull ore]

i wouldnt say impossible for pv, but yes its very rare

[indigo spindle]

LIAR

[dull ore]

i can still get hit to pv and hes my best boss. nkg though, never

[dim needle]

late to the paryty

[dull ore]

just dont rely on luck then, rely on skill

[indigo spindle]

mb

[wide plume]

"But it's RNG"

[indigo spindle]

how yall even beat p3 😭

[dull ore]

practising in HoG

[stoic arch]

It's ez bro

[dim needle]

not rng id rather not risk dying to like every attack cuz of bad positioning

[dull ore]

i wanna comment on this, but i used to call her rng dependant when i was first fighting her

[wide plume]

I had to cheese my first clear bcuz of Sly

[stoic arch]

I can't even GET to abs rad😭

[wide plume]

Nailsage Sly will forever be my #1 enemy

[dull ore]

It's ez bro

[stoic arch]

I suck at the game😭

[wide plume]

Lune what is past is past

[dull ore]

see why saying 'its easy' is pretty pointless

[wide plume]

We need to enjoy the present, because as the name says, It's a present

[dull ore]

whats that from again

[wide plume]

I think Finding Nemo

[upbeat flower]

https://tenor.com/view/oogway-gif-27339300

[dull ore]

thats right

[wide plume]

Oh right Kung fu Panda

[stoic arch]

Its just the last few bosses that get me tbh

[dim needle]

its not your fault

markoth followed by gpz is egregious

[wide plume]

Just don't save Zote, dummy

[delicate badge]

thought you meant gpt for a moment

[severe sapphire]

AUUUGHHH

[wide plume]

Personally GPZ in p5 makes it more Challenging

[stoic arch]

I might do p5 in my steel soul save cuz I didn't save zote😔

[wide plume]

I like doing P5 with GPZ in it

[subtle sable]

eww ai

[stoic arch]

I don't even wanna beat p5

I just want access to all the bosses

[subtle sable]

me if i were ismoil

[dim needle]

copium god

[subtle sable]

what if i'm ismoil on an alt

[indigo spindle]

i only beat attuned god tamer after like an hour

[wide plume]

Ew Green mods

[indigo spindle]

ew

[upbeat flower]

Duh

[wide plume]

They are so green and moddy

[delicate badge]

wtf ismoil is that you?????

[subtle sable]

yse

?ban @delicate badge

[upbeat flower]

@subtle sable roach do you like papa roach

[delicate badge]

WHAT THE RUCK

[subtle sable]

no

[delicate badge]

FUCK

[dim needle]

gallien is a joke all of these bosses are ez besides markoth gpz absrad

[wide plume]

[dull ore]

ew galien

[stoic arch]

Are you unemployed

[wide plume]

Lune what are your thoughts on Galien

[subtle sable]

you do? 😭

[delicate badge]

yes

[dull ore]

horribly designed boss

[upbeat flower]

Elder Hu is so easy

[stoic arch]

Are you a plate

[wide plume]

[upbeat flower]

A couple of songs only

[delicate badge]

yes

[dim needle]

i just died to gorb im deleting the game

[dull ore]

i think all dream warriors except gorb or xero should be gone tbh
maybe markoth can stay

[stoic arch]

:O

[wide plume]

Why Gorb and Xero

[upbeat flower]

The great mind

[subtle sable]

thats fair i never had a listen

[wide plume]

Markoth I get but why Gorb from all of them

[subtle sable]

the voice pmo

[stoic arch]

You should ascend

[wide plume]

NO EYES doesn't make the cut but Gorb does?

[dim needle]

if i @ the mods to ban you is there possible reprecautions for me

[wide plume]

Randomly yes

[dull ore]

beats me, lets find out

[dim needle]

damn

[dull ore]

i dont completely fall asleep + doesnt have a random difficulty spike in ab and/or hitless

[wide plume]

[subtle sable]

if this happened to me i'd not even be mad

[delicate badge]

question mark ban roachdout trying to ban a mod

[dull ore]

• gorb is early in p5

[wide plume]

I can't really opinion because I am never doing AB Gorb

[subtle sable]

what mod?

[wide plume]

That'd mean I need to do a AB pantheon

[subtle sable]

you don't have a job remember

[dim needle]

p5 is just all of the bosses in order for the most part besides like

[wide plume]

Since when is being a mod a job

[dull ore]

its the same as base

[dim needle]

sly andf hornet switch

[dull ore]

dash slash and shade soul on repeat

[upbeat flower]

abyss shriek

[wide plume]

Sly and Hornet needed to switch so Winged Nosk could be a surprise

[dull ore]

i dont shriek gorb much

[wide plume]

An Underwhelming surprise but a surprise nonetheless

[delicate badge]

planning one rn

[primal robin]

we got paid with silksong

[stoic arch]

Yes exactly

[upbeat flower]

[wide plume]

Did you like your pay

Nelsong

[upbeat flower]

Mod gathering

[primal robin]

https://64.media.tumblr.com/3de9389097f2372c4920f73bf4c43af2/743b1968c7a5c6e7-e3/s2048x3072/1517fc01e42810645af3641cd08e0318836f4fc4.gif

[wide plume]

Shaw.

[subtle sable]

bro im crying i saw a dream where i had a baby but it was turning into a distorted rubber duck every so often then back into a baby and no one questioned shit

[upbeat flower]

[stoic arch]

Bro what😭

[wide plume]

Howbig was the rubber duck

[subtle sable]

baby big

[stoic arch]

I want that dream

[wide plume]

Did it cry

[subtle sable]

it was a silent dream

[wide plume]

Wtf is tat

[stoic arch]

Transfer your dreams to me

[leaden gorge]

Just spent three hours fighting Radiant Oblobble

Finally won

[subtle sable]

idk there was no sound as far as i can recall

[delicate badge]

yoooo nelson :D

[stoic arch]

Give me your dreams please

[subtle sable]

i was pretty upset though like aw man his face is squished inside oh nvm its a duck oh nvm he's normal now aw still squished though

[wide plume]

Why didn't you just kill it.

[stoic arch]

Well your getting minimum wage

[subtle sable]

he was my son brother

[primal robin]

https://tenor.com/view/tunic-fox-wave-hero-ruin-gif-4667641939805095983

[wide plume]

How you know

[stoic arch]

Finally ts took forever to send😭

[dim needle]

bro has a whole kid 😭

[stoic arch]

Damn😭

[subtle sable]

that was the whole idea of the dream 😭

[wide plume]

Why didn't you just shake it till it stop

[subtle sable]

dont let this boy have a kid 😭

[dim needle]

a person who thinks all the tikme

[stoic arch]

NOW GIVE ME THE DREAM

[subtle sable]

no

[wide plume]

[stoic arch]

YES

[wide plume]

Ofc you want it

[stoic arch]

What😭

[wide plume]

Your weird cro

[subtle sable]

it made me realize once again that i don't want a child because i'd be the best dad ever at the cost of my health

[wide plume]

You'd be the best dad ever for a whooping 1 week

[stoic arch]

You don't want a baby that can turn into a duck?

[wide plume]

Best Dads in short History

[stoic arch]

The amount of bets you could win

[dim needle]

BRO oro and matos ai is broken

[wide plume]

It is not

It's pretty readable

[dim needle]

i keep getting cornered

[subtle sable]

for some reason there was no second parent in the dream

[wide plume]

Wait so how did oyu get the baby

[stoic arch]

Adoption

[wide plume]

Did a nurse give it to you or like

[subtle sable]

idk from.the hospital

[wide plume]

I don't want to say the other possibility

[stoic arch]

Adoption bro

[subtle sable]

yeah i remember i was handed it

[wide plume]

Okay good

[subtle sable]

like heres your son sir

[wide plume]

So you just stole a baby from a skinwalker

[subtle sable]

no

[wide plume]

Case closed

[stoic arch]

😭

[subtle sable]

oh ok

[delicate badge]

have a star dude :D

[subtle sable]

jumpscare

[subtle sable]

he had eyes like this as a duck btw

just squished

[stoic arch]

I need more plates can I use you

[wide plume]

Did you know for sure it was a duck

[delicate badge]

*she

[subtle sable]

yes

[delicate badge]

of course :D

[wide plume]

Actuall yeah, what gender was the duck baby thing

[subtle sable]

n no uh

[wide plume]

Oh okay

[stoic arch]

I eat my plate btw eats

[delicate badge]

I THOUGHT YOU BOTH MISGENDERED STARFISH????

[stoic arch]

Delicious

[wide plume]

We're talking about the duck

[delicate badge]

ohh

what duck

i don't see it

[wide plume]

You didn't know because you were too busy not caring about the chat

[stoic arch]

The duck

[wide plume]

Typical

[delicate badge]

bruh i was checking other servers

[wide plume]

It is @subtle sable ask them

Ask them about the skinwalker baby he stole

[dim needle]

unc

[delicate badge]

OVERTHINKER BY INZO MENTIONED

[stoic arch]

Finally someone with good opinions😭

[delicate badge]

@subtle sable

what skinwalker baby-

[wide plume]

Yes fuck my life

[delicate badge]

https://tenor.com/view/quarantine-drag-away-girl-huang4evr-gif-23515085

[proven perch]

fuck my life fr

[stoic arch]

Skinwalker duck baby

[delicate badge]

THE SKINWALKER GOT ME

[wide plume]

You finally got promoted to usable clothing

[stoic arch]

Is life cute tho?

[delicate badge]

I"M CRINE

[wide plume]

Congratulations on the job

[delicate badge]

yesn't

[wide plume]

Go on The Knight, finish the joke

[subtle sable]

the son i had in my dream who was a chubby smiling baby then the next second it was a squished rubber duck but like i didnt care i didnt even question it as if it was always the case then it was a baby again but still kinda squished

[wide plume]

Let the whole class hear it

[stoic arch]

I don't think I can

[delicate badge]

ohhh

[wide plume]

You did it earlier, what's changed?

[stoic arch]

I got a warning from Dyno😭

[proven perch]

lmfao

[wide plume]

I'm surprised it was just that honestly

[subtle sable]

and my point was i don't ever want a child

[wide plume]

I disagree

[stoic arch]

I'll take your child

I'm a great babysitter just ask grimm

[proven perch]

but having children is good? (fucking annoying but pays off)

[proven perch]

wild

[wide plume]

I mean it depends if the Children comes out good person or not

[subtle sable]

yeah when the whole word is sending bombs left and right no thanks

[wide plume]

50/50

[subtle sable]

also the economy is kinda ass

[stoic arch]

Fr tho😭

Ww3 might genuinely happen soon

[proven perch]

thats if Your parenting is good

[delicate badge]

wait i remember you...

[subtle sable]

i also don't have my own shit together i can't see myself taking care of another soul

[delicate badge]

but i can't put my heads together

[wide plume]

Your a plate

[delicate badge]

i meant you

[wide plume]

What heads

[stoic arch]

I'll say it again: I will take your child

[delicate badge]

oh

right

[subtle sable]

it's not 50/50 it just depends on the parents almost 90%

[wide plume]

10/90

[subtle sable]

weirdo

[wide plume]

Don't bully the kid

[stoic arch]

:[

[wide plume]

Be better

[proven perch]

economy so ass you gonna need a million bucks to own a small ass house

[wide plume]

Just be born rich

[proven perch]

that ain't gonna help

[subtle sable]

where i live the government can just decide theyre gonna build a park right where your house is and youre told to take [Low Amount Of Money]™ and fuck off

[proven perch]

can't you do anything about it? like anything

there has to be something yk

demand more money?

[wide plume]

Are you gonna sue the goverment or sum

[stoic arch]

You could

[subtle sable]

yeah you can
a) fuck off
b) spend more money than their offer on a good enough lawyer to not lose your house

[proven perch]

sueing will guarantee a loss prolly

[wide plume]

I mean the Lawyer can just, yk, lose

[subtle sable]

exactly

[wide plume]

It is what it is honestly

[proven perch]

a lawyer is very expensive and will put you in dept for the rest of your life

and if your house gone then money is also gone

[stoic arch]

What if you don't pay the debt

It worked for my dad

[proven perch]

you go to prison

[subtle sable]

lowkey my one singular past lawyer sucked ass and charged a shit ton so i just went to court without him a few times

[umbral solstice]

Jail

[subtle sable]

it wasn't over anything so dramatic luckily i have a house

[stoic arch]

I was about to say until he got arrested but now the joke is ruined😔

[subtle sable]

you lose your furniture ❤️

[stoic arch]

:[

[proven perch]

living in a rv or something is becoming more worth it

[umbral solstice]

Irs comes after you assuming you live in the US

[stoic arch]

Living in a rv wouldn't even be that bad tbh

[proven perch]

lmfao

[stoic arch]

I do indeed live in the us

[proven perch]

yeah but having someone crash at your rv or anything will demolish you lmfao

[subtle sable]

i mean there are equivalents in other countries too

[proven perch]

glad i am not in that shit hole

[subtle sable]

live?

[umbral solstice]

U right u right

[umbral solstice]

Its not that bad over here

[stoic arch]

Idk I'm prolly dead

[manic snow]

chat i gave a girl my phone number for thefirst time ever im scared

[proven perch]

dw dude

[umbral solstice]

U got this

[proven perch]

don't constantly call her

[stoic arch]

If she isn't interested in you tell her to call me (fr tho you got this)

[proven perch]

you got this bruh

[subtle sable]

spam call her immediately until you get blocked

[manic snow]

she was a server at this resteraunt

[subtle sable]

top ten things to not say

[stoic arch]

Then tell her to contact me

[manic snow]

idont have her number she had mine

[proven perch]

do you meet often?

[manic snow]

no

i just thought she was cute

[subtle sable]

did you say "can you have my number?" instead of "can i have your number?"

[manic snow]

and i was apparantly flirting with her

[stoic arch]

Hell yeah

[subtle sable]

apparently 😭

[manic snow]

i wrote it down ont he receipt

[stoic arch]

Teach me your flirting skills

[subtle sable]

SOB

[manic snow]

apparently my natural messing around is flirting

[subtle sable]

did she ASK for it

[manic snow]

no

[umbral solstice]

Is it possible to learn this power

[subtle sable]

dawg is like call me bb :3

[stoic arch]

Teach me your skills

[manic snow]

i just wrote "if you're interested, NUMBER"

[dim needle]

smh

[manic snow]

be on in 3 hours

[subtle sable]

IM SOBBING

[manic snow]

is that bad idk

ive never done ts

[proven perch]

since i haven't been in a relationship or anything i am gonna go until yall switch subjects

[subtle sable]

no idea

[subtle sable]

me neither

[stoic arch]

I might be able to pull iselda with your techniques

[manic snow]

we done trust

[subtle sable]

i only dated over discord lowkey

[manic snow]

crine to both of yall

[subtle sable]

over youtube*

[stoic arch]

Tell your exes to contact me

[subtle sable]

go fuck yourself

[proven perch]

Damn

[manic snow]

guy named yourself

[stoic arch]

I would but I cant

[subtle sable]

yeah you're too incel for it

[dim needle]

technically

[stoic arch]

Is there someone named yourself?

Where are they

[umbral solstice]

Ive had a girlfriend in freshmen year of hs but thats abt it😭

[dim needle]

depends on your definition of that

[umbral solstice]

Sorry dude im unfortunately not gonna be as much help

[manic snow]

same, but the year after

[stoic arch]

Tell her to contact me

[proven perch]

go ask for help in hk-help dude idk lmfao

you are asking hk-general rn

for tips

[stoic arch]

Hollow Knight players are NOT helping him get a girl😭

[dim needle]

bro its a server full of hk plauyers

[umbral solstice]

Thats true

[proven perch]

LMFAO

[stoic arch]

The gonna say use mop for a longer "nail"

[proven perch]

go to r/help idk brah

[subtle sable]

who is this referring to

[manic snow]

ive known a hk player that got a gf, unfortunatly they were lesbians

[umbral solstice]

Ghost you should show her that you can beat path of pain

[dim needle]

id rather use purenail no length charms than channeled nail mop

[proven perch]

DAMN

[subtle sable]

wdym unfortunately

[manic snow]

brother

[dim needle]

same but opposite genders

[stoic arch]

Unfortunately?

[manic snow]

i lowkey had a crush on the girl in question

[subtle sable]

boy.

[stoic arch]

Oh

[manic snow]

soooooo yeah unfortuantly

[stoic arch]

Tell her to call me

[manic snow]

its fine we still friends

we all saw tha

[stoic arch]

I TOTALLY AGREE

[proven perch]

lmfao

[stoic arch]

GAME IS GAME

[delicate badge]

i saw that

[proven perch]

GAME IS GAME BAAABBYYYY

[stoic arch]

YEAHH

[dim needle]

what he say

[manic snow]

if i had a dime for everytime a girl i was interested in was a lesbian i would have 3 dimes

[somber galleon]

Hello, General Chat

[dim needle]

😭 sonnnn

[proven perch]

hello, luck

[umbral solstice]

You can buy bubble gum with that

[somber galleon]

Hello, Goober

[subtle sable]

funny my ex was dating a girl before me

[umbral solstice]

Wasup

[stoic arch]

Tell them all to call me

[somber galleon]

Hello, nob

[somber galleon]

Hello, Justinian

[stoic arch]

Leave before it's too late

[manic snow]

okay but tbf most lesbians i meet tend to be WAY more interesting and cuter than most straight girls i meet

[somber galleon]

Hello, fuck my life

[umbral solstice]

Hello!

[somber galleon]

dw, I'm used to this chat

[dim needle]

Hello

[somber galleon]

also, hello, Knight

[stoic arch]

Hello

[dim needle]

trust me i get it

[somber galleon]

Hello, Ghosst

[manic snow]

ANYWAY i gtg, ill be back around 2-3 hours from now

[proven perch]

bye 😔

[somber galleon]

alright, bye

[stoic arch]

If you know any girls tell them to call me

[subtle sable]

the girls i meet either are homophobic, "fuck all men" or have "far" in their political compass location

[umbral solstice]

Gl crorato

[proven perch]

"fuck all men" so common

[stoic arch]

I'd fuck all men

[proven perch]

WHAT

[stoic arch]

Did I stutter

[subtle sable]

<@&283547423706447872>

[umbral solstice]

Im glad I don’t have this problem in the place I live in

[dull ore]

yeah can we get this guy banned

[subtle sable]

you're 12 buddy

[proven perch]

that ban is coming on its way XD

[somber galleon]

Interesting statement

[dim needle]

unreasonably common

[delicate badge]

the fuck

[dull ore]

every second message is just weird

[somber galleon]

Hello, Kaiser

[stoic arch]

Noooo😭

[dim needle]

the enemy is closer than you think

[somber galleon]

Hello, Mod

[stoic arch]

Am I getting executed

[proven perch]

yes

[dull ore]

hopefully

[manic snow]

hey gwnj, the world will end soon dont worry we are saved!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stoic arch]

Noooooooooo

[delicate badge]

i'm been lurking

[umbral solstice]

Da

Rut roh

[stoic arch]

I should prolly go to sleep tho

It's almost 1:00 am😔

[proven perch]

https://tenor.com/view/adurnburncobachi-go-to-sleep-meme-meme-baby-lullaby-gif-5566282313976573953

[somber galleon]

Good knight then

[subtle sable]

yeah he lowk told me (and like everyone else) he wants my ex if this guy was next to me i don't care how many digits his age has it could be just one he'd eat a punch

[stoic arch]

I'm not gonna sleep yet

[somber galleon]

k

[manic snow]

i see what you did there and i respect you immensely

[umbral solstice]

I wish I can sleep I have chemistry test looming around the corner

[proven perch]

and the mute is here

[delicate badge]

and can you end this discussions @subtle sable

[subtle sable]

LOL

BRO GOT SCARED CRINE

[proven perch]

i am gonna get banned lmfao

[manic snow]

yup

[scarlet niche]

just sleep

[manic snow]

all roads lead to bannage

[umbral solstice]

Nooooooo

[subtle sable]

i dont think thats a word

[umbral solstice]

I don’t wanna : (

[proven perch]

well shit, drink some red bull and start now and wash your face with cold water

[scarlet niche]

just study in the morning or something

[somber galleon]

hold I just noticed how many are in 1 vc lol

[scarlet niche]

it is
trust me

[umbral solstice]

No its not that I didn’t study

[delicate badge]

so uh anyway

[umbral solstice]

Its the fact that I have the test

[proven perch]

oh

[scarlet niche]

can plates have jobs

[umbral solstice]

Hows your day been playe

[delicate badge]

have y'all watched blind deaf mute and stuck in the artic

[delicate badge]

well wbu

[proven perch]

nope

[delicate badge]

yeah

[umbral solstice]

Nope

[scarlet niche]

how do plates have jobs but i cant even become employed

[proven perch]

wtf is that XD

[delicate badge]

it's funny trust @proven perch @umbral solstice

[umbral solstice]

Spring break just started for me so amazing

[subtle sable]

omg tadc trailer

[proven perch]

alright if you say so

[delicate badge]

a video where they bake a cake

[subtle sable]

caine is going full AM

[scarlet niche]

peak thumbnail
truman show reference

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/oDeH4T6AzNg.gif

[scarlet niche]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-gif-10946625778578002520

[proven perch]

corny as fuck nvm

[subtle sable]

S tier

[proven perch]

https://tenor.com/view/no-image-perms-no-image-perks-no-image-gif-12889793216262706171

[scarlet niche]

unfortunately not

[delicate badge]

no pls don't

[scarlet niche]

i have just joined this server

i hate new accounts

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/fWSiqRl9Ce0.gif

[umbral solstice]

[delicate badge]

welcome :D

[proven perch]

okay amma just delete it , is that better or no?

[delicate badge]

i'll delete it

nvm you're fast

[proven perch]

too late

[subtle sable]

that's what

[proven perch]

anyways that movie seems great, if you recommend it

[delicate badge]

sure

[proven perch]

then i must watch❤️‍🩹 🥖

[subtle sable]

baguet

[proven perch]

"baguet" 😔

[delicate badge]

https://tenor.com/view/david-attenborough-typing-fast-gif-24019489

you 🫵

[proven perch]

LMFAOOOOO

[umbral solstice]

[proven perch]

anyways amma go study cya yall <3

[delicate badge]

good luck goober :D

byee :D

[umbral solstice]

Bai bai

[somber galleon]

bye!

[delicate badge]

i'm not going

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/IkPC.gif

[somber galleon]

oh fuck wait I didn't look up in the chat

[somber galleon]

Bye, Goober

[subtle sable]

it was the message above 😭

[delicate badge]

so uh

i wanna put them in my pocket

they're so cute

[subtle sable]

they look scary

[delicate badge]

they're not dw

trust

[subtle sable]

correction they have potential to look scary

[delicate badge]

wait till you watch the show

(mostly song musical)

[devout rock]

What's happening?

[wide plume]

This reminds me of My Little Pony

[undone spade]

e

[devout rock]

[delicate badge]

NAH WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE TO THEM

[tidal grove]

Hey so i beat soul master already and my save file is only at 2 hours 27 minutes in

[delicate badge]

Same vibes indeed!!!

[wide plume]

That's pretty good

[subtle sable]

IT'S WHAT I SEE

[delicate badge]

DID YOU JUST LOW THE BRIGHTNESS

[subtle sable]

and contrast

and red eyes

[delicate badge]

Oh

[wide plume]

Smile 1080p

[delicate badge]

Wait you add red eyes?

[subtle sable]

yes

[delicate badge]

This isn't mini smiley anymore, this is evil smiley

[wide plume]

HD smile

[subtle sable]

it was always evil smiley.....

this is me by the way

[wide plume]

Evil smiley implies the existance of Good smiley

[delicate badge]

But seriously, y'all need to listen to mini smiley songs

Yeah, kid shows

But with high quality artist with high quality songs

[wide plume]

Kid shows song slap

[delicate badge]

Indeed :D

[somber galleon]

they look like cookies

[delicate badge]

Wait no don't eat them

[somber galleon]

Who is gonna stop me?

[delicate badge]

I do

[undone spade]

hiya

[delicate badge]

Yo

[somber galleon]

Hello, Ashi

[umbral solstice]

Wasup ashi

[undone spade]

hai how r uu ppl

is this chat ok

[somber galleon]

I'm ok. How about you?

[somber galleon]

yeah I think

[undone spade]

nice

[shrewd sigil]

hiiii

[undone spade]

im fineee

hai

[somber galleon]

Nice to hear you feeling better than yesterday!

[somber galleon]

Hello, Lara

[final sage]

Greetings, friend.

[somber galleon]

Hello, Atlas

[shrewd sigil]

hmm how can i get in call on here?

[final sage]

Do you like stories, Luck?

[subtle sable]

omg old person

[somber galleon]

Hmmm I guess

[undone spade]

?tag permpsa

[river dome]

Why can't I access VC / Post Images?

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• If you have already reached the requirements and don't have the roles feel free to DM @quaint musk (NOT TICKETTOOL) or any available Moderator with your total message count, More info in #support-and-faq

  • NOTE: if you are DM'ing a mod, please make sure they are accepting DM's, check their server bio

• Mutes, Kicks, And bans reset your score and you will have have to start again.

⚠️ Artificially increasing message count is considered spam.

[somber galleon]

Pretty sure VC access is 150 messages

[undone spade]

here u go

[final sage]

Can I share a story with you?

[somber galleon]

Sure!

[shrewd sigil]

omg

[final sage]

Do you acknowledge the possibility of pain and discomfort?

[undone spade]

what

[somber galleon]

It's fine, I don't really care if it has those

[undone spade]

Pain and discomfort is doing Mohg lord of blood hitless smh

[final sage]

Except a direct message shortly.

[somber galleon]

K

[subtle sable]

Expect? 😭

[undone spade]

Ai twinsie

[subtle sable]

Luck about to change as a person

[wide plume]

Luck will become Unluck

[subtle sable]

Misfortune

[tidal grove]

Anyways hi chat

[undone spade]

hi

[final sage]

Ah. My mistake. A common typo. Humans make mistakes.

[tidal grove]

why tf are the words "except" and "expect" so similar😭

[final sage]

Agreed, Spell Twister.

You are just like me.

[subtle sable]

yeah. they do. why are you talking like this. like very much. not human. is this some kind of skit.

feels like watching a markiplier video rn

[final sage]

I am unsure what you mean.

[undone spade]

You could say... that the SPELLing are a TWISTER

[subtle sable]

yeah like instead of the very expected "idk wym" we have "I am unsure what you mean." it doesn't come off very natural

[final sage]

Hahaha

[wide plume]

Fuck my life I think It's a bit

[subtle sable]

and that laughter yeah what

[wide plume]

That or edgy

I much rather think it's a bit

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/bjNq8XKlA7J.gif

[final sage]

That was very clever Ashi da silly

[undone spade]

mhm

Thank you TV_Atlas !!!1

[manic snow]

hi ashi

[final sage]

You are welcome.

[undone spade]

Hiya ghostie

[manic snow]

you are never gonna believe it

[undone spade]

huh what

[manic snow]

this ^^^^^^^^

[subtle sable]

dude brag when she messages you not so soon

[sharp ether]

best of luck is all ill say

[final sage]

Would you like my phone number?

[pine wagon]

good luck bro

[undone spade]

Goood luck !!!!

[manic snow]

imbragging that i finally hadthe confidence to do that,

[abstract plover]

good luck dude

[manic snow]

no idea who you are

[manic snow]

that seems oddly warning

[strange bay]

[manic snow]

thank everyone who said good luck

[final sage]

That is why I should give you my phone number.

[undone spade]

ur welcome !

[sharp ether]

oh mb i phrased that so weirdly lol

[subtle sable]

no.

[manic snow]

i hope i actually get a text from her so my week is not ruined

[manic snow]

ive had 1 too manyweirdos lately sorry

[undone spade]

your prolly will

[subtle sable]

you don't give your number to all 8 billion people do you

[manic snow]

you're good lol

[subtle sable]

this is oddly reminiscent of the last one

[manic snow]

optimism as a person

[final sage]

That is a very unkind thing to say.

[subtle sable]

no it isn't

[manic snow]

hmmmmmmm wonder who that is

[abstract plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592273977137692683/1409164589509378122/hk-gen.gif

[sharp ether]

very real

[manic snow]

so realest

much real

[undone spade]

I am optimism

[sharp ether]

many reals

[subtle sable]

many a real

[undone spade]

insta reals

[sharp ether]

eew

[final sage]

This is real.

[subtle sable]

begone

[manic snow]

why is this giving early 2010s doge

[uneven musk]

[undone spade]

https://klipy.com/gifs/ultrakill-sisyphus

[abstract plover]

https://tenor.com/view/low-cortisol-columbina-genshin-impact-meme-cortisol-gif-17403704758130722861

[manic snow]

https://tenor.com/view/much-wow-dogecoin-doge-shiba-gif-23333564

[sharp ether]

my condolences but i see what you mean

[manic snow]

lol

[final sage]

Oh my. Is this an image of you?

[undone spade]

no-

[abstract plover]

i was talking about skype today and my sister asked about what skype is😭

[undone spade]

GHOSTIE watchu doing

[somber galleon]

I'm back

[abstract plover]

i felt so old

[undone spade]

hiya welcome back

[subtle sable]

you're like half the age of the oldest person currently in chat probably

[somber galleon]

Good luck

[final sage]

Hello again, Luck.

[undone spade]

is that u

[abstract plover]

thats columbina from genshin impact

[somber galleon]

Hello, Revo

[abstract plover]

hello luck!

[inland linden]

Smd

[somber galleon]

Hello, Miku

[subtle sable]

no my account is not from 2019 and i'm not a cosplayer

[somber galleon]

Hello, Monomon

[undone spade]

Ooh fair enoughz mb

[somber galleon]

Hello, agapede

[abstract plover]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458265766796202156/1474505439034085438/gleroglero-4x.gif

[subtle sable]

did you like the story luck

[somber galleon]

Hello, catfish

[undone spade]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/1381464435096293557.webp?size=80&animated=true

[uneven musk]

Jaloooooo

[final sage]

Yes Luck, tell them your opinions.

[uneven musk]

[somber galleon]

Hell nah

[manic snow]

sirry im not rlly on rn

[abstract plover]

LeroLero

what

[subtle sable]

was it inexplicably weirdass

[manic snow]

ill be on fullyat like 2:30 ( its 12:40 for me rn

[undone spade]

a okay ._.

[earnest iron]

COLUMBINA

[abstract plover]

yes!

https://tenor.com/view/low-cortisol-alice-klee-genshin-impact-genshin-meme-gif-13134526971836848630

[earnest iron]

https://tenor.com/view/genshin-impact-genshin-genshin-impact-columbina-genshin-columbina-gi-columbina-gif-3503042781793245960

[somber galleon]

You would NOT want to know the general topic it was

[somber galleon]

Hello, Meim

[subtle sable]

i mean you had it coming

[earnest iron]

Hi

[subtle sable]

i do wonder why the person felt the need to share it anyway

[abstract plover]

bro i hate doing maths

[subtle sable]

in dms too

[final sage]

You should ask them.

[earnest iron]

I despise maths

[abstract plover]

same

[undone spade]

what was it

[earnest iron]

The only thing i like about maths is the relief i feel when im done

[abstract plover]

XD

[earnest iron]

The mass amount of relief

[somber galleon]

They probably didn't want to get banned here

[subtle sable]

ew math haters

[subtle sable]

yeah but why share in the first place

[somber galleon]

Gatekeeping that shit for safety

[undone spade]

._. oka

[final sage]

Would you like to see?

[abstract plover]

wait who shared what ?

[earnest iron]

[abstract plover]

i wanna know the drama

[undone spade]

do i wanna see

[rich mica]

gdmorn

[abstract plover]

i wanna see XD

[subtle sable]

Ashi how old are you

[somber galleon]

Good morning, Fall

[undone spade]

i aint saying this in general

[rich mica]

ye

[final sage]

You would like to hear my story?

[earnest iron]

How weird is the thing

I wanna know

[subtle sable]

so a minor. thus you don't wanna see it

[abstract plover]

if youre sharing it with ashi share it with me as well please

[undone spade]

yes

[abstract plover]

uh sure

[undone spade]

okay....

[subtle sable]

@final sage don't send minors weird shit

[abstract plover]

what is it anyways

[final sage]

Do you acknowledge the possibility of pain and discomfort?

[abstract plover]

uhh... sure

[final sage]

Expect a direct message shortly.

[somber galleon]

Curiosity killed the cat

[undone spade]

HIsssssssssssssssss gimmie it tooo

[subtle sable]

no

[undone spade]

is it gore i hate gore ._.

[undone spade]

ok...

[peak moth]

Hello chat!

[somber galleon]

Not specifically gore

[undone spade]

Hai

[somber galleon]

Hello, Azi

[peak moth]

Hi Luck

[peak moth]

Hi ashi

[earnest iron]

Im so confused

[undone spade]

how r u

[peak moth]

Great

Hbu

[rich mica]

good morn

[burnt heath]

cant wait to see btd6's next tower, if there ever is one that it

[abstract plover]

wait wrong reply

[peak moth]

Good morn v2

[wide plume]

Ismoil

[burnt heath]

hi gays

[somber galleon]

Hello, Ismoil

[wide plume]

what do you think the next Balloon Tower Defense 6 next tower will be

[wide plume]

Hello*

[abstract plover]

bro what the FUCK is wrong with you

[wide plume]

?

[final sage]

Did you enjoy the story?

[abstract plover]

expect a message from the mods

and probably from discord as well

[earnest iron]

What happened im scared

[subtle sable]

is it that bad LOL

[somber galleon]

Yes

[abstract plover]

you dont wanna know bro

[manic snow]

heh?

[abstract plover]

like actually

[earnest iron]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-the-hollow-knight-thk-stab-gif-25367426

[undone spade]

SHOW MEEEEEE IEHRLWBHL HJRLJ

[final sage]

The crowds cried crucify.

[manic snow]

show that shit to me after

[subtle sable]

wow shiver me timbers

[earnest iron]

ASHI. CURIOSITY KILLED THE CAT. ASHI.

[burnt heath]

Ballow Tower Defense WOKE edition will have you protect the lgbtq flag from those evil bloons (excluding the rainbow ones they allied with) by use ToWokes like the homonkey and the asexual minigun

[final sage]

Would you like to see?

[subtle sable]

pissed myself (real)

[burnt heath]

thats the next update

[wide plume]

Does this deserve a sheo pride

[manic snow]

lesbian pirates

[undone spade]

The cat is alr ded

[undone spade]

-# ok

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/fWSiqRl9Ce0.gif

[daring bridge]

gng where can i get the little grimm skin

[burnt heath]

no need to dream those are already in btd6

[long breach]

Hello there, friend.

[wide plume]

Dead bug

[somber galleon]

Hello, Pax. WHy do you want to skin grimm?

[final sage]

Do you acknowledge the possibility of pain and discomfort?

[daring bridge]

cuz its cool duh

[earnest iron]

Brickells a lesbian?

[undone spade]

ig yea

[daring bridge]

wait

[burnt heath]

anyway i hope they learned their lesson of not making new towers so fucking gimmicky you have to base your whole strategy around them if you wanna use

[somber galleon]

Hello, Quirrel

[undone spade]

Did they add aany new paragons btw

[burnt heath]

bestie have you seen her

[wide plume]

Ismoil are you going to do something about the story guy

[severe mountain]

Just defeated pinstress with only nail (out of shards lol)

[earnest iron]

..Good point

[burnt heath]

ice apparently! i had no idea

[final sage]

Expect a direct message shortly.

[earnest iron]

I defeat every boss with just the needle

[abstract plover]

awh hell nah

[burnt heath]

ive been out for a while i havent tried ice, tack, nor spack

[manic snow]

@undone spade send that shit tome

[burnt heath]

idk about any other ive missed

[subtle sable]

no evidence of wrongdoing

[burnt heath]

mermonkey paragon when,..,.,.,,.

[wide plume]

Fair enough

[burnt heath]

i dont know who that is

[earnest iron]

Engi paragon buff when???

[somber galleon]

yeah, I think that's what I was grinding last time I played

[subtle sable]

and no wrongdoing whatsoever

[severe mountain]

But pinstress kinda keep distance so that's why I am happy

[burnt heath]

they renamed superstorm to monarch of the storms w or l

[earnest iron]

Congrats tho

[undone spade]

https://tenor.com/view/yuji-stare-yuji-itadori-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-yuji-stare-meme-gif-2566228405341525362

[subtle sable]

@polar vault did you DIE

[burnt heath]

still as absurdly based as ever of course it is its a druid but

[undone spade]

Mermonkey wht

[daring bridge]

where is the little grimm skin gng i need dat

[earnest iron]

Was it that bad

[abstract plover]

its worse than nsfl

[burnt heath]

they also added silas! i dont know what the fuck he does so i bough him despite not having any hero other than benjamin and boy i could use adora right now

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/bZmgf.gif

[undone spade]

Im weird but i have limits ._.

[earnest iron]

I have every hero except for etienne

[burnt heath]

i keep reading his description but all i register is "ice = good!!!! 👍👍👍👍"

[somber galleon]

who the fuck is Silas

[subtle sable]

you know what doesn't have limits

[earnest iron]

Ice is nice.

[junior plover]

hello

[undone spade]

uh what

[burnt heath]

a hero that buffs all about ice towers would be cool if the only ice tower we had wasnt a small circle that forces you to use bottom path to play it

[somber galleon]

Hello, Shade Lord

[undone spade]

hiya shade lordie

[burnt heath]

imo silas should buff middle path mermonkey aswell

[junior plover]

[subtle sable]

divergent sequences

[junior plover]

hi

[burnt heath]

or common heroes idk, like obyn buffs magic monkeys but specially druids

[somber galleon]

ohhhh right, I did that guy's mission one

[earnest iron]

You have to place every tower very close to the path its annoying as hell

[burnt heath]

i am saying this not knowing what silas does by the way so

https://tenor.com/view/mermonkey-btd6-bloons-bloons-tower-defense-bloons-tower-defense-6-gif-17651744089803671285

(i made this gif its on tenor)

[undone spade]

hi?

[junior plover]

hi

[undone spade]

what is this real

[earnest iron]

Did the weird guy get banned

[undone spade]

a water monkey

[subtle sable]

no

[abstract plover]

https://tenor.com/view/yae-miko-chopin-genshin-impact-kiss-gif-14623853343125146018

[burnt heath]

you dont know the magical awesomeness of the mermonkey??????

[earnest iron]

Okay💔 💔 💔

[abstract plover]

i made this gif and its on tenor XD

[earnest iron]

Yae miko.. and who???

[burnt heath]

its peak!!!! theres emo mermonkey, percyjackson mermonkey, and trans mermonkey

[abstract plover]

Chopin lol

[subtle sable]

she TV on my Atlas til i

[earnest iron]

Whats next. Yae x Thomas jefferson?

[final sage]

Yes?

[burnt heath]

top path has absurdly insane pierce and great damage, t4 could probably solo round 63 if it could pop lead, and the tier 5 lets you place water towers around it

[undone spade]

No! i stopped playing after the added the dartling gunner back

[abstract plover]

its Chopin because my in game alias in a lot of games is Chopin

[earnest iron]

Oh i see is ess

[midnight raven]

Deepnest is the one place in this game so far that scares me

[burnt heath]

middle path throw tridents that circle around back to the bloons but the longer they travel they become bigger and bigger and stronger, the ability throws like a quadrillion snowballs at bloons

[subtle sable]

u r funny

[earnest iron]

Ew dont say d**pnest

[somber galleon]

Hello, Poopskilz

[final sage]

I am fairly humorous.

[burnt heath]

and the bottom path starts singing and entrances the bloons so they do a lap around the mermonkey, the tier five can pull up to ZOMGs out of the track just so they can circle it once or twice

[burnt heath]

whaddahell!!! you missed the beast handler and desperado hop in

[midnight raven]

Oh so im not the only one

[burnt heath]

cowboy monkey and zoo monkey

[subtle sable]

not the adjective i'd use

[somber galleon]

also, Deepnest isn't an area vro, it's an enemy that wants to trap you constantly

[earnest iron]

Oh my god ew ew ew i dont wanna relive that.. stop stop stop dont say d*********

[final sage]

I’m also very good looking.

[burnt heath]

chat whats the best of the four unlockable towers

[undone spade]

BEAST handler wtf im getting the game again ty

[burnt heath]

of course its the mermonkey but

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/nJaWFUe7rX7.gif

[midnight raven]

Lowkey true

[undone spade]

did they add new bosses

[final sage]

Straight 10/10 no cap.

[subtle sable]

ok bro

[abstract plover]

ig bro

🙄

[burnt heath]

its weird, very gimmicky, you have to pour a lot of your focus and money into it but if you do damn is it insane, top path is a giant orca iirc that just fucking shreds moab class bloons, bottom path is a big bird that could literally solo chimps before they nerfed its price because it has a specialy quirk that it can outright grab the fucking bloons and pull them back to the beginning of the track????? including bfbs????

[abstract plover]

eassayge

[burnt heath]

the middle one is called Giganotosaurus, you figure out by yourself how that sounds

[subtle sable]

https://tenor.com/bgg8V.gif

[undone spade]

DINOSAURS

[earnest iron]

You have to put alot of the handlers and merge them togheter to make the pets stronger

[burnt heath]

i dont have it unlocked in this account but

[undone spade]

Ooo sounds fun

[subtle sable]

why is jonah hill so memeable

[burnt heath]

check it out

anyway pouakai is peak live laugh love pouakai

[undone spade]

okay will do

[undone spade]

No paragon

[burnt heath]

its all about fusions weirdly enough

[earnest iron]

Omg yes

[burnt heath]

nah none of the unlockable towers have paragons yet

[earnest iron]

Live laugh pouakai

[subtle sable]

you ever solve 2+2 equivalent with integration equivalent