hk-general

[night spruce]

sadly no

[patent bramble]

Shucks...

[signal fern]

i hav a nail to execute her

[patent bramble]

Uh

[signal fern]

want one

[versed owl]

That pale being shi is weak af just give her 2 minutes with mantis' lords and she is done for

[patent bramble]

Which ones the real pale king

[slow hatch]

i trust the second one

[raw patrol]

I'LL SEDU- I mean kill grand mother silk

[signal fern]

me too i trus 2nd one

[night spruce]

me

[rich oxide]

[patent bramble]

I trust the second one MODS BUY THE SAWBLADES!

[peak moth]

That one

[night spruce]

did you faker

[raw patrol]

WHO IS IT

[slow hatch]

the real pale king would never be late

[signal fern]

2nd one is real

the 1st one has name king of hallownest

[raw patrol]

U ALL LOOK DA SAME

[signal fern]

the 2nd one has theplaeking:D

[versed owl]

What's up gng

[signal fern]

thanks

[raw patrol]

Hi best boss ever

[rich oxide]

They are both fakes

[signal fern]

no 2nd one real

[raw patrol]

And r u real

[signal fern]

he gives saws to kill u so he is real

[rich oxide]

Very
Do u see another other laces here

[night spruce]

Ah I see you may trust any of us but we are the same person

[raw patrol]

Hmmmm

[versed owl]

Man why yall following the rules of this pale king dipshii he bad af as a king

[peak moth]

Yes, over there

[rich oxide]

WHAT

[raw patrol]

[rich oxide]

Well I'm awake

[raw patrol]

She's asleep

[signal fern]

wanna go to forever sleep

[versed owl]

Not for too long.

[rich oxide]

No ty!

[trail bronze]

"Is real.." sounds familiar...

[signal fern]

wdym

[raw patrol]

Who tf r u

[rich oxide]

Guys what did u do to deserve death 😭

[signal fern]

ur annyoin

[rich oxide]

SO ARE U!?

[signal fern]

hey guys i can bind lace

[raw patrol]

Why Is there ketchup

[versed owl]

You lowk made of silk that's bad

[raw patrol]

Yes

[versed owl]

Yeah do it

[trail bronze]

ERRRMMM GUYS WHOS THIS🫱🫱🫱🤣

[rich oxide]

running away

[signal fern]

chat ill bind lace

[raw patrol]

[signal fern]

lace im faster

[raw patrol]

U being fr

[trail bronze]

Oh! Thats not...!

[signal fern]

GIT GUD

[rich oxide]

NUH UH
STINKY SPIDER

[dire cosmos]

grabs horn

[signal fern]

Binds

[rich oxide]

NOOO

[raw patrol]

Uh lace

[dire cosmos]

cross stitches

[signal fern]

binds to death

[night spruce]

at what tho 🤨

[dire cosmos]

NO YURI

[signal fern]

faster at speed

[raw patrol]

Take dis burgir

[dire cosmos]

YURI BAD

[rich oxide]

DONT FUCJING KILL ME IM I- ooo burger

[trail bronze]

Spirituality Israeli

[dire cosmos]

BUG YURI EVIL

[night spruce]

I'll let you ship with radiance

[rich oxide]

Nomnom

[torpid fable]

hi

[raw patrol]

Gud

[dire cosmos]

I'm eastern byzantine orthodox christian

[versed owl]

Yo did y'all see my broda traitor lord we lowk need to deglove that dipshii

[dire cosmos]

Me X Radiance

[raw patrol]

Vro is dat a spell

[dire cosmos]

She's mine gng

[versed owl]

Radiance weak af gng that dipshii cannot even enter the mantis' minds gng she weak as frick

[trail bronze]

Yeah but spirituality youre Israeli

[dire cosmos]

???

[night spruce]

Ah HA YOU FOOL THE REAL PALE KING WOULD NEVER OWN RADIANCE

[dire cosmos]

Na

[raw patrol]

Wut is it

[rich oxide]

Real

[dire cosmos]

She owns me

[raw patrol]

HOW R U

[dire cosmos]

Christianity but true

[rich oxide]

I enjoyed the burbur

[raw patrol]

Wait wut tf...

[raw patrol]

Uhhh ok

[dire cosmos]

I slurped all the infection

[raw patrol]

Huh

[versed owl]

@patent bramble ninja i lowk need to deglove your shii

[dire cosmos]

How much geo for radiance

[raw patrol]

I personally like silk

[patent bramble]

GET AWAY FROM ME.

[rich oxide]

Yayyyyy

[raw patrol]

Tasty silk

[rich oxide]

Do not eat me pls

[dire cosmos]

gives 10 million geo

[raw patrol]

Wait a min

[versed owl]

Soopid traitor we lowk will deglove u

[patent bramble]

NO YOU WONT. NOT IF I DO IT FIRST.

[dire cosmos]

???

[raw patrol]

U luk Like food

[rich oxide]

NO

[night spruce]

it is time for your death

[dire cosmos]

You killed me too many times you lowk don't deserve ts

[raw patrol]

Pulls a piece of lace

[rich oxide]

HELP??

[versed owl]

Nah nga u weak af even tho u let radiance get control of your mind so u were stronger still u are shii

[raw patrol]

U TASTE LIKE BILEWATER

[dire cosmos]

gives 10000000 geo here now give her to me

[night spruce]

lets play then

[patent bramble]

CAN YOU THREE EVEN SAY THAT???/

[rich oxide]

HORNET I NEED U TO HEAL ME SOMEHOW

[dire cosmos]

SCAMMER

[raw patrol]

Hmm I wonder

[prime talon]

This man. Right here. send him to bilewater

[dire cosmos]

Nah, today

[versed owl]

Yeh nga we stronger than the few mantis' u got to queen's garden we stronger than you nga

[raw patrol]

I could boil u

[rich oxide]

NO

[raw patrol]

U wanna be fried

[dire cosmos]

10 sec

[night spruce]

a simple game you have two choices choose the wrong one and you can never talk again

[rich oxide]

NO

[raw patrol]

Or freeze dried

[rich oxide]

N9

[raw patrol]

DOESN'T MATTER

[rich oxide]

NO*

[raw patrol]

INTO THE OVEN

[versed owl]

From the screen to the pit to the ring to the king

[night spruce]

buzzsaw or white lady

[versed owl]

Herrah lowk baddie

[raw patrol]

Hey guys

[raw pebble]

hey hey hey

[raw patrol]

lace baked taste yum

[dire cosmos]

Hornet is

[raw patrol]

Oh hi

[rich oxide]

😭

[night spruce]

can only choose one

[raw patrol]

Here

[versed owl]

get d e g l o v e d

[night spruce]

and look at it again

[dire cosmos]

NOOOOO

[patent bramble]

WHATS WITH YOU THREE AND DEGLOVING PEOPLE

[raw patrol]

Hmmm wut if ur fried

[raw pebble]

ykw

[dire cosmos]

HELP ME TRAITOR LORD

[raw patrol]

Wut

[raw pebble]

zote lwk a baddie

[versed owl]

We love to d e g l o v e people gng you do too

[rich oxide]

Someone fucking HELP ME

[raw patrol]

Ah yes

[patent bramble]

true. BUT I'LL DEGLOVE YOU LOT BEFORE YOU DEGLOVE ANYONE ELSE

[night spruce]

is it hard to choose?

[dire cosmos]

Hornet X Everyone at once

[dire cosmos]

DO IT PLS

[raw patrol]

[versed owl]

Nah gng we d e g l o v i n g the dipshii outta you

[rich oxide]

What even does this mean?

[patent bramble]

I CANT WITH THE WAY YOU LOT SPEAK

[dire cosmos]

I have crazy ships

[raw patrol]

Idk

[patent bramble]

THIS IS WHY I BETRAYED YOU

[versed owl]

Deal with it nga gng

[raw patrol]

[rich oxide]

Ok I ain't the only one

[patent bramble]

DO NOT CALL ME THAT>

[night spruce]

round two
the knight or pure vessel

[raw patrol]

I'm listening

[versed owl]

U getting d e g l o v e d fam

[rich oxide]

To what

[night spruce]

to seal radiance

[patent bramble]

STOP IT

[raw patrol]

Da footsteps

I'm supposed to be asleep

[dire cosmos]

Hornet X Pale King
Hornet X Hollow Knight
Hornet X Knight
Hornet X Shade Lord
Hornet X Everyone in Hallownest and Pharloom at once

[patent bramble]

THIS IS WHY I PREFER THE GARDENS
ITS NOT FULL OF ABSOLUTE MORONS

[dire cosmos]

Absolute?

[versed owl]

Betraying is betraying nga

[raw patrol]

Ok

[rich oxide]

[dire cosmos]

ABSOLUTE RADIANCE

[raw patrol]

PAUSE

[night spruce]

boss bar appears

[patent bramble]

Hornet x her father
Hornet x her hald sibling 1
Hornet x her half sibling 2
Hornet x her half sibling 2.5
..Really, Ert?

[dire cosmos]

Hornet X Herrah

[raw patrol]

Ok FUCK U

[rich oxide]

Ew fuck off

[raw patrol]

THAT'S MESSED UP

[dire cosmos]

How to ragebait the entire HK community

[versed owl]

... I think we can team against ert can't we?

[dire cosmos]

No

[raw patrol]

Yes

[patent bramble]

Just this once.

[versed owl]

NO YURI

[raw patrol]

EVERYONE ASSEMBLE

[cyan knot]

Ye ur easy to fight

[night spruce]

WHAT THE FUCK ME X HORNET!?!!??????

[dire cosmos]

I'm sorry I master ragebaited

[versed owl]

HK-GENERAL

[dire cosmos]

Ragebait

[rich oxide]

I'm traumatised...

[raw patrol]

ALL AGAINST ERT

[versed owl]

ASSEMBLE

[raw patrol]

[rich oxide]

Ts ain't ragebait just fuckrd up dawg

[cyan knot]

"Here is how ill torture you David-"

[dire cosmos]

I WAS ONLY RGEBAITING :rob:

[torpid fable]

hornet x broodmother

[raw patrol]

Everyone roast him

[dire cosmos]

But u got mad

[rich oxide]

Concerned

[delicate moon]

what about cornifer x iselda

[rich oxide]

Shipping relatives

[dire cosmos]

Oh I'm sorry

[delicate moon]

#hottakealert

[toxic grove]

ew bro go get a psychiatrist or something

[dire cosmos]

No

[rich oxide]

Perfection

[raw patrol]

Finally smth normal

[patent bramble]

Ert jsyk ragebait =/= controversial shit

[dire cosmos]

Pale King X White Lady

[raw patrol]

No

[patent bramble]

Have some bleach with some canon ships

Cornifer x Iselda
Nailsmith x Sheo
PK x White Lady or Herrah

[raw patrol]

Yes

[dire cosmos]

???

[night spruce]

WRONG YOU IDIOT

[torpid fable]

traitor lord x white lady

[rich oxide]

Sigh
Ty

[patent bramble]

.....Hmmm....

[raw patrol]

FAHHHHH

[patent bramble]

WAIT WHY AM I THINKINNG ABOUT IT

[dire cosmos]

Grey Mourner X idk I forgot

[night spruce]

be canon

[patent bramble]

Grey Mourner x my child

[night spruce]

can't you just shut the fuck up

[versed owl]

Ogrim x isma

[raw patrol]

Yes

Da chat is healing

[dire cosmos]

Pale King X White Lady = millions of vessels
Pale King X Herrah = Hornet

[versed owl]

i took too long to remember ogrim is dung defender's actual name

[raw patrol]

ok

[coral violet]

FINALLY!!!
https://streamable.com/kmspod

[patent bramble]

Idiots

[raw patrol]

Wut

[coral violet]

radiant watcher knights*

[versed owl]

U dont know the name of your kid man..

[raw patrol]

Ohhhhhhh

[delicate moon]

traitors child

[coral violet]

uh wat

[raw patrol]

Gud fr u

[coral violet]

oh xd

[patent bramble]

She's been dead for too long my guys I begin to forget this shit

[raw patrol]

De

[rich wharf]

good job, now radiant pure vessel

[raw patrol]

I killed urs

[coral violet]

already done xd

[delicate moon]

radpv easy as fuck just give me 3 months

[rich wharf]

noice

[patent bramble]

The Mantis Lords have children??

[rich wharf]

nkg?

[versed owl]

.... wdym?

[white crystal]

Schatt

[raw patrol]

Dos mantis

[coral violet]

my second radiant 😋

[dire cosmos]

No

[rich wharf]

alr now radiant modded bosses

[raw patrol]

In da mantis village

[rich wharf]

ur ready

[coral violet]

noo i can’t ><

[versed owl]

The mantis' in the mantis village are our brothers...

[white crystal]

I suffer on mantis Lords

[coral violet]

for wat

[raw patrol]

Welp there all dead

[rich wharf]

nightmare n void would be a good start

[patent bramble]

The matids arent all related to eachother directly you know

[versed owl]

Yall forgot that when the ghost sits on a bench they revive right..?

[coral violet]

mantis lords is soo easy
just get into a rhythm and it’s a breeze

[raw patrol]

Guys I NEED LIFEBLOOD

[raw patrol]

Oh dw I don't

[coral violet]

too hard >_<
only modded boss i’ve played so far is inferno kg

[raw patrol]

GIMME LIFEBLOOD OR ELSE

[rich wharf]

did ya beat him?

[coral violet]

nope lol

[delicate moon]

theres 2 coccoons almost right next to eachother in deepnest

[versed owl]

Ok FUCK YOU?

[raw patrol]

I NEED MORE

[sterile sapphire]

So has anyone else gotten the grub map AFTER getting the last three grubs before it, or am I just an idiot?

[delicate moon]

fog canyon one has 3 lifeseeds

[coral violet]

HUH??!
AM I WRONG

[raw patrol]

I NEED 25

[patent bramble]

L Imagine fighting with a rhythm can nnever be me

[versed owl]

Imagine dying to the ghost that only got us weakened..

[patent bramble]

I'm playing Hallownest Vocalised why does Willoh sound like a victorian child

[delicate moon]

jonis blessing + unbreakable heart + lifeblood heart + all mask shards + like 5 other coccoons and kts enough

[rich wharf]

hm so that's why you are in top 30 of most boss rankings?

[coral violet]

@delicate moon what’s your best PoP time

[raw patrol]

But I don't have dat

[delicate moon]

40 minutes i think

[night spruce]

hey guys go into off topic

[delicate moon]

spent 20 on the last room of course

[coral violet]

oh lmao

[raw patrol]

I NEED MY LIFEBLOOD

[coral violet]

i see 😭

[raw patrol]

Cus hornet(seller) is ded

[delicate moon]

realistically i could probably do it in like 10 mins next time i just need prep time

6 months give or take

[coral violet]

nono it’s not hard trust me

i spent two weeks on it and went from 40~ mins to a record of 5 mins 15 seconds

[junior plover]

Iam summoned

[delicate moon]

i was joking but i know its achievable, its just the 2nd to last room thats insanely annoying with the vertical platforms

[patent bramble]

WHAT THE FUCK THE SHADE LORD

[delicate moon]

first attempt was over 3 hours

[coral violet]

YESS

[junior plover]

Yes

[raw patrol]

Yo buy me lifeblood pls

[coral violet]

my least fav part

[junior plover]

I can take u over

[raw patrol]

Wut

[delicate moon]

the wingsmold area of that room is easy as piss idk why people throw tantrums over it

its everything preceding it that bugs me

[junior plover]

Iam void

[raw patrol]

FUCK YAHHHH

[night spruce]

hey son

[raw patrol]

Wait wut does dat mean

[junior plover]

I killed u

U lost

[white crystal]

I knowww but I think abs rad is easierr

[coral violet]

wingsmolds are just free breaks in the middle of the parkour

[coral violet]

you can’t be serious… T-T

[raw patrol]

U mean mind control or duel

[white crystal]

I am.. I have abs rad on ascended

[raw patrol]

Or dinner

[junior plover]

I will eat u and spit u out as abyss

[coral violet]

RADIANT WHEN

[white crystal]

LMAOO NOT ANYTIME SOON NAAA

[raw patrol]

Oh..ok

[rich wharf]

hello the 15th knight i've seen here

[white crystal]

I have 30 bosses on radiant and 14 on ascended

[coral violet]

also mantis lords and sisters are genuinely piss easy to do radiant

[white crystal]

I'm aware both are on rad

[junior plover]

I own them

[coral violet]

you reach a flow state after like 20 seconds and it feels so good

[delicate moon]

radgruzmother and radgorb are genuinely some of the harder ones

not only is the room cramped as shit

[white crystal]

Why not in the first 2 seconds

[rich wharf]

[delicate moon]

but they also move randomly

[raw patrol]

fuh

[coral violet]

why am i struggling with radiant vengefly king

[junior plover]

I hate gorb

Annoying

[coral violet]

GUH DO WATCHER KNIGJTS

[white crystal]

I did rad zote, so rng wasn't a prob

[raw patrol]

I struggle with norm grimm

[torpid fable]

hold on

[white crystal]

Keep your distance and spam ddark, ez 😭

[raw patrol]

Wut

[torpid fable]

i can evolve hunters crest?

[delicate moon]

damn i respect that

[torpid fable]

WHY NO ONE TELL ME TS

[delicate moon]

gpz sucks so much ass

[raw patrol]

Hmm idk

[coral violet]

nuhhh i just did it today after like two hours

[raw patrol]

Yo

[delicate moon]

took me like 20 tried to get him on ascended

[raw patrol]

Anyone want lifeblood

[white crystal]

Ikr my best was prob 1 cycle rad uumuu 😭

[coral violet]

how to do one cycle

[white crystal]

They took me a while aswell but it was fun regardless

[white crystal]

U just need dream wielder and shaman stone

[coral violet]

aa i love your pfp btw

[raw patrol]

Ok

[coral violet]

o interesting

[night spruce]

puh

[raw patrol]

Guys anyone want lifeblood

[white crystal]

Hell yeah ty

[delicate moon]

yeah that makes sense, someone told me a few days ago that u can dream nail uumuu and my mind was blown

[tidal grove]

Hi chat

[coral violet]

wait, is one cycle what i think it means

[delicate moon]

probably one of the only ones in hog that can be killed with a purely soul build

[white crystal]

Basically, dream nail uumuu 3 times when he spawns in, and then just dodge and spam fire balls when a uma aligns with uumuu

[raw patrol]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[rich wharf]

welcome back s tier charm

[mortal mica]

HOLY SH

[coral violet]

ohhh it is not what i think it means lol

[mortal mica]

HOLY SHIT

[white crystal]

Yeah dream wielder just makes 2x soul gain and faster dream nail

[mortal mica]

I JUST ||GOT OVER THE 1ST PART OF THE PATH OF PAIN||

[white crystal]

What did u think 1 cycle is lmao

[coral violet]

nice!!

[raw patrol]

Gud

[white crystal]

Ohhh you got this trust

[coral violet]

like, uumuu only gets popped once

[white crystal]

Yes that is 1 cycle

[mortal mica]

tyyy X3

[coral violet]

oh

[mortal mica]

its a pain

[coral violet]

so you’re telling me it’s that easy…..

[raw patrol]

Yah it's called path of "pain"

[coral violet]

i struggled so hard

[night spruce]

hello charm

[white crystal]

Basically killing uumuu in the timeframe between him popping and regenerating shield

[white crystal]

(it's not easy which is why it's considered a good skill)

[coral violet]

like.. come on

this run took me like an hour

[white crystal]

Poor you

[coral violet]

💔

[rich wharf]

good job

[white crystal]

1st try for me I believe

[raw patrol]

Gud

[coral violet]

ok thanks. T-T

[white crystal]

6th try radiant nkg, 4th try rad pure vessel

[raw patrol]

Have a lifeblood

[raw patrol]

[rich wharf]

took me like 4 tries cuz i kept getting blast in the face by oomas

[white crystal]

Yes I like being high (I don't)

[raw patrol]

Uh ok

[white crystal]

[coral violet]

are you just really good or am i really bad lmao

[white crystal]

Not good but yes

[raw patrol]

[torpid fable]

hey guys im going to farm rosaries rn what tools shld i use

[raw patrol]

Me waiting for someone to say something I know

[coral violet]

“not good” he says 🙄

[junior plover]

The pain in my back 🥀

[mortal mica]

ok the 2nd part was way easier

[junior plover]

.......

[rich wharf]

yo go to skong discussion

[coral violet]

dyh any lifeblood

[raw patrol]

FAHHHH GRANDPA

[raw patrol]

Get back in ur chair

[mortal mica]

im at the 2nd checkpoint of ||the path of pain
2nd part was easy after tbh
only a few tries||

[raw patrol]

Hmmmm

[junior plover]

Iam unkillible

[torpid fable]

good idea but we can still talk in here for wtv

[rich wharf]

unfortunately no

[raw patrol]

Ok have sum

[night spruce]

puh
-the pale king

[junior plover]

[raw patrol]

Ok gramps

[coral violet]

words to live by

[junior plover]

Kid aware

[junior plover]

Censored

[raw patrol]

Grandpa ur back is gonna brake

U should go sleep now

[junior plover]

I dont have one

[coral violet]

any competitive PoPers here 👀

[junior plover]

Iam void

[raw patrol]

Yah right

[junior plover]

?

[delicate moon]

im casual asf

[junior plover]

Fahhhhhhh

[raw patrol]

I HAVE POP IN ONLY 100HOURA

[delicate moon]

give me 10 years i could probably beat pop in 30 minutes

[coral violet]

!!!!

[raw patrol]

U mean white palace

[white crystal]

I'm just being honest, I'm buns I can't even beat p5 in this rusty state

[delicate moon]

prep time

[raw patrol]

Wp in 20

[mortal mica]

me 😭😭

[junior plover]

In 3

[mortal mica]

im on what is practically 3rd part
like after the 2nd checkpoint

[coral violet]

oo really?

[mortal mica]

yah

[coral violet]

time?

[raw patrol]

Hey me

[coral violet]

i need someone to practice and race with

[mortal mica]

btw yall plz dont spoiler the ending for me ;-;

[white crystal]

Didnt u JUST beat the first part....

[mortal mica]

yes

[junior plover]

Whats ur time?

[mortal mica]

yes
the 2nd was way easier

[coral violet]

…wdym yes 😭

[rich wharf]

dw its just lore or smth

[mortal mica]

.

[coral violet]

5:15

[white crystal]

So ur doing PoP for the first time and ur alrdy competitive lmao

[raw patrol]

I did white palace in 6hours

[mortal mica]

YESSSSSSS

[rich wharf]

tho that lore tells alot of cool stuff

[junior plover]

Sec i gona call the guy

[coral violet]

hm?

[raw patrol]

MUHEHEHE

[white crystal]

ITS NOT WORTH IT

[raw patrol]

SPOILER

[rich wharf]

LORE ARCHIVERS SAYS OTHERWISE

[raw patrol]

True

[rich wharf]

no?

[raw patrol]

Tbh it's not important

Hi

[peak moth]

LORE?! DID I HERE LOREE!!?!?

[rich wharf]

its worth it for lore enthusiasts

[raw patrol]

How r u

[night spruce]

SHUT THE FUCK UP

[delicate moon]

its respectable honestly

[coral violet]

hey shorty

[raw patrol]

I'm leaving now to go and uhhh ummm walk my fish

[white crystal]

Yes very, my pb is 3 hours!!! (I only did it once)

[coral violet]

oh wow

[night spruce]

I'm trying to watch and see what happens

[coral violet]

very impressive

[white crystal]

Unc

[coral violet]

how old 🥀

[mortal mica]

3RD CHECKPO8NT LETS GOO9

[rich wharf]

you got an interesting bio unc

[white crystal]

Wait till this guy finds out there are 12 check points in the most recent dlc

[mortal mica]

💀

[night spruce]

DAMM YOUR OLD AS FUCK UNC

[white crystal]

How old is that

[rich wharf]

wait till this guy found out that he has to fight pure vessel at the end of pop

[white crystal]

It was so fun when I did it, but yeah pv guarding lore so peak ykwim

[coral violet]

should i be calling you daddy

[cyan knot]

Easy enough

[rich wharf]

yeah this guy gets it

[cyan knot]

I should be calling the mods

[white crystal]

Exactly

[cyan knot]

yes

[coral violet]

i’ll stick with your majesty 🙇‍♀️

[dire cosmos]

Yes

[cyan knot]

Chat say ✅ to ping the mods

[white crystal]

Why does everyone have achievements in their nickname

[dire cosmos]

✅

[delicate moon]

bragging rights

[white crystal]

Oh

That's nice

[coral violet]

xd

[delicate moon]

i myself am proud of never using hiveblood because it looks Fucking Dumb

[white crystal]

Bros yoloing it

[coral violet]

i would brag but idh much to brag about lmao

[delicate moon]

i dont want honey health

[cyan knot]

Nah wait i need a valid like valid reason to ping the mods

[coral violet]

fr 🙏

[white crystal]

Lmaoooo

[white crystal]

Is it working on you

[coral violet]

“worst she can say is no” ahh

[cyan knot]

This sounds like dating but i cant prove it

[white crystal]

Hey ur the old one, I'm a young man

[cyan knot]

Its fun to stay at the-

[coral violet]

are you as tall as the pale king irl lmao

[white crystal]

Ion even remember if ur the guy who was there when I was being called an unc for being 18

[cyan knot]

190 milimeters

[coral violet]

wait that’s tall

that’s like 6’4 or something

[white crystal]

Wrong ping

[coral violet]

oops sorry

[cyan knot]

190 apple flavoured lollypops

[coral violet]

9 inches taller than me lmaoo

wild

[white crystal]

ur 5'7

[cyan knot]

Do you even know your ages

[dire cosmos]

1800 mm tall

[coral violet]

“old enough to be a daddy”

[dire cosmos]

I'm 15

[coral violet]

says he

[cyan knot]

Mmmm

[white crystal]

Idk seems like a minor major thing to me

[cyan knot]

[coral violet]

i’m 19 but like yeah

[white crystal]

[white crystal]

Older than me BY ONE YEAR, FINALLY SOMEONE

[coral violet]

@cobalt pilot if you’re in your thirties i’m gonna crash out

[night spruce]

@cobalt pilot just because of what you said I will change my profile

[white crystal]

old washed I can relate, chopped I can't frend

[mortal mica]

I GOT THE LEVER

FINALLY

[coral violet]

ah shii

[white crystal]

WOOOO

[night spruce]

IF

[coral violet]

i’m the unc now

[white crystal]

It's okay buddy

[cyan knot]

31

[coral violet]

29

[white crystal]

Ur 03

[cyan knot]

Wh

[coral violet]

🙏

[white crystal]

Sounds like gen alpha to me

[cyan knot]

99

[coral violet]

tell us when 🙄

[white crystal]

He wants to gatekeep it

[night spruce]

you ruined the image of the pale king

[cyan knot]

Ok he is very old

[coral violet]

def 30

pale king is meant to be 4’6 not 6’4 😔

[white crystal]

She likes dwarfs

[coral violet]

no i don’t 😭

[white crystal]

Yes you do

[night spruce]

finally

[white crystal]

Thank you for reminding me I have uni and gym tmr

[coral violet]

the fact you said kiddos is kinda..

[coral violet]

shutup unc 😔

[white crystal]

He's def in his late 20s

[night spruce]

I can uhhh puh

[white crystal]

ironic coming from you

Goat

[coral violet]

you’re still an unc 😔

[cyan knot]

Ok ur 30

[coral violet]

29, birthday is tmr

[white crystal]

Man <\3 what have I done to receive this treatment

I did buy silksong yesterday but haven't played it yet

[coral violet]

sorry unc, that’ll be the last time i promise ^^

[white crystal]

LADY

[coral violet]

ah… a wise investment

[white crystal]

Yes best 8 bucks of my life

[night spruce]

if @cobalt pilot drinks beer irl right now I will change my profile

[white crystal]

Okay stop calling me kid

😭

[cyan knot]

Dinasour

[white crystal]

💀

[coral violet]

-# not an unc

[white crystal]

Teach me how to spell great master of English

[white crystal]

Okay close enough, ur getting there

[cyan knot]

Ok bro idk how to spell this lizard

[coral violet]

where’d that come from lmao

[white crystal]

Mans I'm suffering in uni lemme be

[dire cosmos]

The ultimate lifeless setup: discord, reddit and xwitter

[coral violet]

ok but YOURE the REAL unc

[white crystal]

I shall comment on ur life, no

[coral violet]

same twin 😔

[white crystal]

Major?

[proud condor]

Yo

[coral violet]

whatever you say daddy

[oak onyx]

you're not an UNC then

you're a grandpa

[coral violet]

alr i’m exhausted

goodbye

[oak onyx]

chillll

[coral violet]

1.5 hours sleep is not the meta guys

[white crystal]

Get ascended abs rad, adios

[oak onyx]

it is

[peak moth]

Guys 1 hour sleep for a month is the META

[oak onyx]

If you grand 24/7

[cyan knot]

Verily, prithee, why should it not be so, my esteemed gentleman?

[oak onyx]

[white crystal]

30 on radiant, 14 on ascended

[white crystal]

What 😭

[cyan knot]

Pray tell, what obtuseness hath beset you that you are so utterly perplexed?

[raw patrol]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7r7tguJh1gs?si=6orVJR0b5iubRHb6

Guys

[raw patrol]

U have to see dis

[boreal scaffold]

To knight, you must first hollow

[dire cosmos]

3rd time I see this btw

[rich wharf]

ok shakespeare

[white crystal]

Good for you

Brother 😭

Doubting my success are you now

[hazy lynx]

Hello

[raw patrol]

Guys I'm back

[modern quiver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL2X3Fy0BUQ&t=60s

[raw patrol]

So wut goin on

[delicate badge]

what even...

[raw patrol]

Hi

[delicate badge]

why are you both have the same name

[delicate badge]

yo

[raw patrol]

How r u

[modern quiver]

guys is this aura

[delicate badge]

just had dinner wbu

what the fuck

[raw patrol]

Neat

[raw patrol]

I'm ok

[delicate badge]

the fuck is with those reactions

[raw patrol]

Yah I don't get it

[delicate badge]

yay :D

[delicate badge]

might be troll account

[raw patrol]

[raw patrol]

That actually makes sense tbh

[modern quiver]

no its not

[delicate badge]

then why the fuck did you both react types of that to flaw's messages

it's none of your both business

[shell arch]

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIYA FOLKS MY NAME IUS MARKIPLIER AND I AM OFFICIALLY BACKű

[raw patrol]

Yah right

Bored I know it's u

[shell arch]

so what is beepin boopin in here

[raw patrol]

Idk

[delicate badge]

bro...

[raw patrol]

I just got here

Wut did u say to my fren

[raw patrol]

Dw fren I'll help u

[modern quiver]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tL2X3Fy0BUQ&t=64s

[delicate badge]

don't worry i got this

[raw patrol]

I shall not interviene

[modern quiver]

idk

[raw patrol]

Umm I think team cherry

[modern quiver]

no its squad mangos

[celest frost]

were gonna go back in time to get turkeys off the menu

[raw patrol]

Huh

[celest frost]

idk man

im bored

[shell arch]

no im bored

[raw patrol]

Ok I'ma go draw until dis chat is normal

[raw patrol]

Yah

Or I'll stay

[delicate badge]

have fun

i'll take care of this

[raw patrol]

Ofc u can my fren

[delicate badge]

thank you fren :)

[raw patrol]

Time to draw my pfp with pen

Bye bye

[shell arch]

cool

cya

[delicate badge]

byee :D

[shell arch]

im making my essay about Hanz Schubert

[delicate badge]

sure byeee bored :D

[shell arch]

im not going

im staying

[delicate badge]

oh

okay :D

[shell arch]

im just writing my essay

[rich wharf]

i like how this chat went from normal to complete rp insanity and then fell silent again

[dire cosmos]

Bal

[rich wharf]

wut

[steep storm]

yoo can anyone tell me how i can mod hk

[rich wharf]

hello the 16th knight i've seen here

[tall mason]

Real

[rich wharf]

use lumafly

[steep storm]

k thanks

[dire cosmos]

Hornet X Hornet

[delicate badge]

okay that is...

self-love..?

[vital charm]

I love your photo

[dire cosmos]

Yes

[shell arch]

i love myself

[raw patrol]

Guys

I drew it what do u think

Uh anyone

Pls is it good or not

[shell arch]

not bad

[wintry briar]

Guys after i beat radiance will he appear in the godhome

[rose harness]

Why they steal embed perms?

Is it never gonna return?

[gritty pelican]

no
you have to reach her in p5

[odd ibex]

It's gonna return don't worry

I miss my Touhou gifs

[rose harness]

Well it been gone for like a month already so

[odd ibex]

Zal is working on it

[rose harness]

Cool

[vale compass]

beware the delta rune

it will consume us all

[shell arch]

guys

im tgoing to lose my nitro soon

so

my last is coming sometmies soon

[odd ibex]

[vale compass]

BEWAR-

[timber cedar]

yo guys

why cant i suddenly use images ?

[shell arch]

our embed perms got robed

[timber cedar]

why ??

[shell arch]

robbbed

since some poeople spammed

[timber cedar]

bruh

[shell arch]

and doesnt seem well get them back soon

[timber cedar]

thats soo stupid bruhhh

[shell arch]

ask Zal bout that

[timber cedar]

i couldnt be borthered

[shell arch]

then ill call hi mhere so you can talk with him

[timber cedar]

either way the best thats gonna happen is im gonna get banned for defying the mods or smth

[shell arch]

yep

prolly

[timber cedar]

either way i got the dream nail :DDD

[shell arch]

should i call him?

[shell arch]

now go and slice a big electrtic slimeball in half

[timber cedar]

nah let em chill

[shell arch]

surte

[balmy cliff]

About to fight Watcher Knights wish me luck

[timber cedar]

wah-

[shell arch]

good luckű

[vale compass]

nows your chance to be a [[BIG SHOT]]

[hidden anvil]

https://hollowknight.wiki/w/BIG_SHOT?action=edit&redlink=1

[balmy cliff]

I did them first try and it wasn't even close

[timber cedar]

DRVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER

[vale compass]

HEY EVERY !

[wintry briar]

HEY THAT

I forgot after that

[delicate badge]

BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER

[timber cedar]

DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE

[vale compass]

DONT YOU KNOW THATS [[ILLEGAL]]

[hidden anvil]

https://hollowknight.wiki/w/ILLEGAL?action=edit&redlink=1

[delicate badge]

also uh

[vale compass]

oh i see does [THIS] work

YIPEE

[timber cedar]

hey spamton how do i become a BIGSHOT

[balmy cliff]

I actually got all dreamers in one day

[timber cedar]

sick

[balmy cliff]

pog

[dire cosmos]

I despise bug yuri

[timber cedar]

wha-

[dire cosmos]

Bug yuri should vanish

[timber cedar]

you despise bug WHO ???

[vale compass]

JUST ACCEPT THE [SPECIL] DEAL

[timber cedar]

is that the yuri from ddlc ??

[dire cosmos]

No

[timber cedar]

thennn ?

[dire cosmos]

Yuri is lesbian anime relationship

[raw patrol]

Guys

[timber cedar]

[vale compass]

ANYONE PLAY [DELTARUNE] HERE

[raw patrol]

I drew my PFP wut do u think

[timber cedar]

sick

[raw patrol]

Yes and no kromer for u

[timber cedar]

yes wanna play deltarune multiplayer

its only 1998$

[vale compass]

WHY BE THE [little sponge] WHO HATES HIS [49.99] LIFE WHEN YOU CAN BE A [big shot]

[raw patrol]

Yes

Here

Have my kromer

[vale compass]

KROMER

[raw patrol]

U should bee happy

[jovial fulcrum]

Hello

[raw patrol]

Oh hewo

I drew my PFP what do you think

[jovial fulcrum]

Really cute

[vale compass]

help this is radiance i got corrupted by Spa- [BIG SHOT]

[raw patrol]

Oh thx

[raw patrol]

NOOOOOOOOO

Da radience is in a better place now

[hushed elbow]

Hi again people

[raw patrol]

Oh hi

[jovial fulcrum]

WTF

[hushed elbow]

ert isn't here right...

[raw patrol]

We didn't meet

[torpid fable]

ye he isnt

[hushed elbow]

[raw patrol]

Shake my hand new fren

[jovial fulcrum]

He isnt but know what?

[hushed elbow]

uh I only have wings

[torpid fable]

he dont got a hand bro

[jovial fulcrum]

@dire cosmos yiur wife is here

[hushed elbow]

she

[dire cosmos]

FLOOOOOOOOOOF

[hushed elbow]

...

[torpid fable]

you have he on ur roles

[dire cosmos]

RAAAAAHHHHH

[raw patrol]

Ok good shake with ur wings

[hushed elbow]

NO

[torpid fable]

not she

[dire cosmos]

YES

[hushed elbow]

NO

[dire cosmos]

PLS LEMME SINK IN THE FLOOF

[jovial fulcrum]

Your welcome

[hushed elbow]

YOU BETTER NOT

[dire cosmos]

OH I WILL

[hushed elbow]

fires lazer

[dire cosmos]

dodges

[hushed elbow]

uhhh

[dire cosmos]

jumps in floof

[hushed elbow]

HEY GET OFF

[vale compass]

NOWS YOU CHANCE TO BE A [big shot]

[dire cosmos]

Mmmmm floof

[hushed elbow]

ugh

I'll let this slide once

[jovial fulcrum]

Spamtom use ads time

[dire cosmos]

Yippee

Ty MMR

[vale compass]

TENNA LEFT ME

I AM [emotion]

[raw patrol]

Wait does say wut

[raw patrol]

Damn

[dire cosmos]

Wanna know what MMR says

[raw patrol]

wut

[signal ravine]

first playthrough getting beat by grimm feeling good

[raw patrol]

Ok I guess

[dire cosmos]

MMR = Moth Mommy Radiance

[jovial fulcrum]

I dont give a [DUCK]

[stone umbra]

please shut up

[raw patrol]

[dire cosmos]

?

[raw patrol]

GUYS WHEN U ENTER DA CHAT SAY HI FR

[vale compass]

( ABSORBS YOUR KROMER )

[cyan knot]

Stabs

[raw patrol]

Have dis one kromer

[signal ravine]

IS THAT SPAMTON G SPAMTON

[jovial fulcrum]

Who it was?

[raw patrol]

I got it from a purple dino and a floof

[vale compass]

YES IT IS, MY [aquatic animal]

[raw patrol]

I HOLLOW PURPLED EM

[signal ravine]

KRIS WE NEED TO SELL THE (mr blue skyyy) TO THE DEALERS

[stone umbra]

doesn't matters it was nsfw

[vale compass]

EY DONT GIVE ME REFERENCES BEYOND CH 2

[raw patrol]

Hey why

[signal ravine]

IM IN THE MIDDLE OF (deltarune chp2)

[raw patrol]

why is there a kid with a deer trying to fight me

[timber cedar]

[raw patrol]

He's names kris

[vale compass]

OH. WELL I DONT UNDERSTAND YOUR [reference]

[timber cedar]

name*

[raw patrol]

U know anyone named kris

[signal ravine]

LIKE?... KRIS DELTARUNE

[timber cedar]

yes hes my son

[raw patrol]

Ohh...

[timber cedar]

how could i ever forget him hahah

[raw patrol]

Ummmm

[night spruce]

puh
-king of hallownest

[vale compass]

no the blue salesman

[raw patrol]

The funeral is on Wednesday

[signal ravine]

i have -999999999999999999 (kromer)

[raw patrol]

Sry for ur loss

[timber cedar]

hahah its no big deal (i miss tori)

[raw patrol]

Da goat lady ?

[vale compass]

BIG DEAL YOU SAY?

[timber cedar]

yes... yes the goat lady

[raw patrol]

Dat I one shot

[timber cedar]

WHAT-

[raw patrol]

I think I fucked up

[timber cedar]

-# driving in my car noises

[raw patrol]

OH SHIT

CHAOS CONTROL

[jovial fulcrum]

THEN I SAY THAT YOU ARE A [BIG SHOT]

[timber cedar]

HEY THAT BUM IS SHAPED LIKE A FLAWYESS

[raw patrol]

FUCK

HIS TRUCK IS INVINCIBLE

ITS INDESTRUCTABLE

[timber cedar]

DUI? HOW ABOUT YOU DIE I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES IN A HOUR

[vale compass]

( the salesman comes out of your pocket )

[raw patrol]

[timber cedar]

LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS
IMA GET YOUR TORI KILLING ASS

[raw patrol]

Yes help me

[rich oxide]

Asgore stop running over dess

[raw patrol]

I'm GONNA GET RAN OVET

[jovial fulcrum]

He is not

[raw patrol]

NOT DESSS

[rich oxide]

AHAHAHA

[raw patrol]

SAVE ME LACE

[vale compass]

GUYS WHO IS DESS

[timber cedar]

stops truck* excuse me ?

[rich oxide]

picks u up and runs

[vale compass]

IS IT IN CH 4

[raw patrol]

ALL I DID WAS PUT U IN OVEN

[rich oxide]

Holy shit it's you

[timber cedar]

is that so ?

[raw patrol]

Did anyone tell u today

Dat u smell like shit

[rich oxide]

Asgore get them

[raw patrol]

GO TAKE A SHOWER

[rich oxide]

NO

[timber cedar]

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER 2 PEOPLE
HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE FALWYESS AND LACE

[rich oxide]

WHAT

[raw patrol]

U THOUGHT I WOULD SAY SMTH NICE

[wheat lake]

Anyone thought that the HK just had two arms during the fight?

[raw patrol]

FUCK NO

[dire cosmos]

SHE WILL DISINTEGRATE SHES FROM SILK

[vale compass]

( the salesman comes out of YOUR pocket )

[timber cedar]

stops car*

[raw patrol]

I know

[timber cedar]

oh hello little man

[raw patrol]

Here take dis

Gives asgore a beer

[timber cedar]

uh how did you get im my pokect

[hazy lynx]

Hello

[raw patrol]

Oh hi ai

[timber cedar]

i'll only forgive you this once**

[raw patrol]

Ahh thx

[hazy lynx]

Ĥël·ll·lœ

[raw patrol]

How r u

[hazy lynx]

Good hbu

[raw patrol]

Nice

[vale compass]

THE ROARING KNIGHT IS PAPYRUS (runs away)

[quiet sigil]

greetings

[timber cedar]

wai-

[raw patrol]

Oh hi

[hazy lynx]

Yello

[timber cedar]

IS THAT SAN'S BROTHER ??

[raw patrol]

Why is there orange stuff on u

[hazy lynx]

Ig he likes oranges

[raw patrol]

I need answers

[raw patrol]

Ohhhh

[timber cedar]

yeah fr

[quiet sigil]

i drank too much orange and spilled a lot on my head

[raw patrol]

Dat makes sense

[quiet sigil]

[raw patrol]

Oh yes

Guys I have a question

I got a job

[quiet sigil]

congrats

[raw patrol]

To hunt ghosts

But ummm

[quiet sigil]

ez money

[raw patrol]

Da ghosts are not wut I thought

[vale compass]

im only here because undertale discord is dead

[raw patrol]

Their not evil or even scary

[vale compass]

nobody home

[raw patrol]

The problem is ummm

[quiet sigil]

hows mike

[raw patrol]

Nvm

[quiet sigil]