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Fine
Have y'all payed your taxes yet?
Eww no🤢
It'd take 29 primal aspids in the Path of Pain to even make me lock in
Oh fuck
It'd take Pantheon 5 and 59 Primal Aspids in the Path of Pain to make me lose 1 hp
no and never will since im not in the usa
Oh oh noooo
I SUMMON MAHORAGA
lets just wait like 5 to 10 years till i finish my ordeal and then i can solo 
Watches the IRS no hit mahoraga
damn
Hey read #rules-and-info
It say no roleplay
hug ok
Damnit
oml no one cares like jesus yoi are not gonna get warnes for having a half serious convo
Hmm true
and most of the ppl in here will rp anyway/ join in 
I have see people get directly warned by the admins because they were roleplaying
wait I love rp
i doubt in this server but ok lol
Falser words have been spoken but this is a top 10 contender
I love crust
ˢᵃⁿᵈᵛᶦᶜʰ
True
I start with the pizza crust
Sandvich make me strong!
Huh
om nom nom.
[HP regenerated]
Gives lemon 🍋
delicious
Lemon 🍋 makes u yellow 💛
For your own safety, I'd advice against saying "gives (item)"

Not one bit better
THE IRS?!?!
Run while u can
You been paying taxes?
TF U WANT ME TOO DO
Never
i dont even have any property or income
You exist
IM RICH AF I DON'T PAY TAXES
FLAWYESS HELP
here's a penny
The idea of lower tax rates for the rich were abolished
No more low tax rates, even for millionaires!
WELL TRY TO CATCH ME
Millionaires ?
IM A FUCKING BILLIONAIRE
anyways
The Congress decides that the richer you are, the more taxes you pay
WELL I HAVE AN ARMY
Trump is my fren
I have Captain Price, König, Gaz, Ghost and Soap
Tf is soap doin
I like women
Me too 
He drops the soap
damn
real
Since when does the IRS play hk 😭
I’m bored
I own the prison
The IRS has beat at least 4 out of the 5 pantheons
I still remember when I told a joke and people got mad over it
Congrats, I beat all 5 somehow
I beat 2 
2 weeks ago I believe
Hmm ok
Nice, it's a start, we were all there at some point
puh
I'm doin bindings
A pantheon at a time
For the first two
Worth for lifeblood ig
hello folks 
Hi hornet
Hello, how are you?
good. you?
I'm ok thx for askin
Alright, thanks for asking
Ghost stories dub is crazy
WHO WANTS TO PAY THEIR TAXES AND GET A JOB???
Boy from Celeste that says "SHAW"
Im rich no need
SIR YES SIR!!
U pay taxes
SEAL team 6 is at your door btw
I have a suprise inside
Not yet, I'm a slightly older kid
Has anyone ever watched ghost stories dub?
No, what is it?
Yah
His or mine?
Ummm
Theirs
Mine
THE IRS!!
Let em come inside
They killed the gifs?
It’s an anime
Huh.
True
Oh ok
Pay your wife alimony
Oh okay, cuz I don't think you could reach mine if you wanted to. (In Europe)
Like they could mine
Okay, maybe I'll check it out
Let’s say it’s the funniest anime I’ve ever watched
nuh uh wait herrah or white lady
Just umm it’s a joke anime
White Lady
I think he means wl
Watch the dub
oh ok then
You haven't payed her a single bit of alimony since the divorce
Bro actually wants Herrah lol
Pay it now
True
Have you heard of the line “think of a bf black man and yea

I don't like where dis is goin
Yo the angry moth wants their kingdom back
Herrah is a concubine, not wife
Dw I'm goin to kill it
It’s a meme
She ain't getting jack shit back
I don't really watch animes at all, only a few older ones
how do people simp over grand mother silk
A conçu wut
Herrah wasn't really a concubine
insert shrek face good question.
Evil
Ain’t no way they don’t know ghost stories meme
I think that I invented Evil and that only I can call you evil
Wasn't thinking of that one lol but it works
I'm lowkey better than the Pale King cause I love crust
@night spruce
So I look nice right
You look diabolical, horrendous and dirty
And that's coming from the IRS
i always look nice everyday
Wbu me
just got reaper crest,lovin it
best crest in the game trust
No
maybe leg eater though idk for sure (its a compliment dw)
downwards pogo my favorite
i like hunter crest the best
Oh thx 😊
No one here likes shaman wtf

i dont have shawman
Hey how do I look
cool
😊
the bind and how insanely late into the game you get it kinda ruins it for me
oh
Threadstorm + Volt Filament is insane though
yeah i don't really like the bind much either
volt filament my beloved
I lit shredded lost lace under 4 mins
Trh how do I look
@cold salmon are you better than hornet at fighting?
i used like 0 tools on my first playthrough cuz i didn't bother to mess around with them for some reason but on my 2nd playthrough i learned what i missed out on
I'm better than that fraud cause i love crust
I'm goin to build a lego set soon
cool
@proven oracle
Thx 😊
Imaginary technique...
Hollow point
huh

ouch moorwing hurts :(
It's an anime thing, even though I don't watch them, I know the reference
YO ZAZA AND GARMOND
Usually when smth is way too op
oh fair my bad idk the reference
Dw, the first time I was also very confused 😅
Me too
You might need to use Copywrite to slow Moorwinh down
copy wha
oh i just got that
i dont have ma tools cuz i just got reaper and it inequipped me tools
because you didnt spoiler it

I'll start soon
Why do my classmates say I'm a "Tsundere"??? I don't even act like that
Hey
a what?
Tf is a tsundarr
Search it up it's an anime nerd term I think
Someone who says they don't like something but secretly like it
Put two sticks on either side of a message ||
i wonde how hard is jesus to kill on radiant diff ngl
What's a tsundere
I'm gonna go to bed now bye bye 

Skill issue
Its not a hard fight just B.W.A.H.A.
Is this channel dead rn?
On god he was genuinely pretty fun
Did you know the Minecraft enchantment Unbreaking doesn't actually give a flat Durability bonus to stuff?
No I didn’t
Instead, it gives a chance for items to not take durability damage
That’s kinda weird
how did we suddenly switch to minecraft
I have no idea
I have swag like that
I’m just bored and wanna talk to someone
Hot take, Smite is better than Sharpness
Hot take wth does smite even do
@dull oracle tails
B.S.
everytime u die to him u gotta go thru hunters march again
it increases damage against undead mobs
Is it higher increase than sharpness?
idk
A lot more damage to undead mobs
There are like 2 enemies that you can easily run past
Fuckass internet bro
Then yeah that makes sense
but it only works on undead mobs
Send my shi
sharpness is better for pvp
Yeah but most mobs are undead
Smite is better for PvE
I don’t play a ton of Mac
true
Mc*
I suppose you could have a Sharp 5 and a Smite 5 sword
I need a new pfp
I gotchu twin
I really wanna change my name and design to what I want my YouTube / twitch name to be
But I feel stuck as 13th Ghosst now
Look at DMs 
yea you gotta develop muscle memory to jump at the exact right time to not die on the way lol
Invisigal from Dispatch
Dispatch is a game yeah?
theres also the fact ppl dont know abt the bench trap's lever
Its not that difficult nor that long
Best game in the world, yeah
I’ll look it up
it isnt, its just annoying to have to do it over and over again just so you can potentially die again
having to do 100.000 exercises of simple addition and subtraction isnt hard or wouldnt take too long but its still tiring
Oh chill I thought it was a shooter game id play that
its kinda like that in a way
But thats not the boss being difficult/annoying
yea obviously
honestly just dont move around too much and kill the enemies the second that they spawn
its like collector + gruz mother
honestly its probably also the enemies that it spawns that annoys ppl about it
i forgot their names but the slashy slashy and spiky spiky ones
that have u waiting for them to reset in order to kill
Stranger things is so fire
its pretty fun yeah
I'm alive
dead hollow knight server theory
hello khann
hey
Hegale
best emoji
Me and the knight when fighting the radience: all i see is blades and a dead goddess
would someone watch me play silksong for the first time
yo
Same
Fattest?
Anyone onlineV
WHAT IS THAT PFP
Yes
It’s a meme
Check out this video, "i can't see the end of the horizon hatsune miku" https://share.google/z03sWcjLR8s1PFPvX
hello
Hello freedom
freedom
Where did you get this footage
I found it on YouTube onetime
Or instagram
I'd never do that...atleast not to most people
Hewo my chat
Hello
Hello
So wuts goin on
hello
simply hk
Hewo hewo hewo
The sky has fallen
Uh huh uh

The rocks are quiet bc the trees are listening
^_^
Good
= (]8[)

It’s Caine
From digital curcus
Yup
👍

=|(]8[)
So do u guys watch anime
:)\
I do
Ok
I do not
Whats ur favourite
Oh ok
I'm between jjk and dbs
Ok never heard of it
Its one of the best
animation is mappa level or even one piece
and storyline is nice too
I'm supa happy I just finished building a lego set
Oh nice
IT'S AMAZING
It is 4 am for me
Which lego set is it?
which set
Ninjago
Yo great minds think alike
Lol
thats cool
ARIN SPINJITZU BATTLE MECH
yippeee
Yeeeeey

I just finished red bull speed champiions

Wait really
the small one but ye
I just finished a 6 pack of red bull
True
Yo what is that title
idk but the dance is peak
This is what kids be doing for no reason
Idk the mech feels a bit too short
I'm trying to do the deathstar
DEATHSTAR
the one from da spider man movie
damn thats hard
No from star wars ita a classic
It has more pieces than my collection
1920 exactly
He had no reason to drop that
Yeah but it's his room
Still two hours of building
lowkey tho
Sometimes I use the deathstar prices to just do what ever
Obviously I don't take it apart I use peices I haven't put together
u scare me
Yes
I only and only use excess pieces
Sometimes I take apart peices from buildings already done to make new buildings
Hellok
Hello
Oh hi
What da dog doin
I love club penguin
Meow
Wut

Why does it say shoe cult-
Hhhhhhhhhh
You get 1% as well
oh
He gives you HONOUR
why didnt you say so
You get the % either way
I just did
About 11 am
Hello
No not really
Dang
Heyho
Hello :()
Me?
Why yes
Fancy speak :')
Is the car behind u the colour yellow??
Hallo
Uh I can't quite see behind me rn 😔
Dang it
It's hatsune miku
Haro 
Yes
Sounds ideal
Go on sing a miku song for everyone to hear
Except there's only me in the bus 😭
No that's my thing
Are u driving the bus?
Ofcourse but he is a fan of urs u see??
Ah fair enough
There's only me and the bus driver rn 😔
Ya can't text while driving sillies
That's a safety hazard
Correcting urs grammeere
What if u have 4 arms
Hatsune miku what would u first do if u had four arms
Then you could possibly
You still only have one mind 
That's true..
Unless u have two heads
What if ur driving a supertech bus
Tbh not much you can only do what you can already do
Dang that too
Play hollow knight and silk song at the same time :)
Best idea ever
Heh :)
I'm on that silksong grind rn
Vibe feels comfy but I do wish I was at my dorm rn
Why not start a conversation with the bus driver?
I have a butt ton of assignments to do TT
God's plans are many and I think u should do it
I did hehe
Just teleport because we can do that for some reason
Oh 💯
Daydreamin 🤤
I'm not day dreaming
Nono I'm just saying how that helps in teleportation
Like daydream and boom
Ah OK OK
Fr why do humans have the ability to daydream
Very annoying 😞
Like is it a byproduct or did we need it at some point
I try to pay attention in class but remember that one video of lil knight tweakin
Why can't we night dream- oh wait that's just normally sleeping
Fun :)
Much needed
The worst type of sleep is that one where you have no dreams you just wake up
That's usually my case
You just close your eyes and then wake up next day
It's been long since I have dreamed
I'm back
Hello back I'm leaf :)
I'm still a dreamer
Is that a reference
U SON OF A
Plant
I'll let you figure that out
I'm literally a dreamer
Zikaop
Not what I was going for but ok
Bit
16 bit
8bit
6 bit
4bit
2bit
1bit
Halfbit
What comes after -1
Nobit
Burgir
:)
The secret burgir bit

What baout miku

Watching, observing and you never knew

OH MY GAH
Hi lurien
Wait can u train me 
Sure
For protection
Wdym
Yay
Kill
🙂↔️
Train me
40
Hi miku
Is that how old u r
real mato!?
Wdym real mato
So I'm here now
No
Ur 50then
I'm pretty sure miku is like 18 if she had a real age
Hey Miku how are the other virtual singers
Nah she like 16 or 17 ngl
Yeah that's her official age but if she had a age off when she was made back in 2007 she'd be 18
Okie dokie
So u train me now
kasane teto
OMG HATSUNE MIKU
She ok
isn't teto like 30
Ok
Don't worry I say my warcry at the start of a training session
Luckily I have a totem of undying
Mb for killing u
Actually she's 31
1 hour training session goes bye
U have done good, my other pupil
damn even older
I'm back from sleeping for 4 hrs

damn that long passed
Oh hi mono

She's infected she got the yellow glow in her eyes
A light nap
ERM ACTUALLY
IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE ORANGE
Hornet gets infected confirmed??
THAT'S A GLARE
The || Grimm || fight was awesome
Spoilers aren't needed just saying
Te te te te te teto
Te te te te te teto
Teto kasane teto
Teto kasane teto
Te te te te te teto
Wait that name
TOASTER
Teto pear mentioned I guess 😭
Oh ok
Are you okay
It was fun and hard at the same time
I think he likes kasane teto
It's a meme
U mean toaster
Ok
Ok
Guys the cyclone slash is so op
I can cyclone with out the cy
True
Was a bit of an "nightmare" for me in my first playthrough
Mato
(Foreshadow)

Why is grimm screaming?
- Why wouldn't grimm scream
- If you were smart you would be doing the same
Is there other nailmasters
Yeah
Don't disrespect his bow
Hmmm ok
Trobbio
OH SHIT MY PTSD
TROOBIOOOO
I love him
It was just a boss
Yeah but he’s silly
Guys there is a blue mushroom guy in my hut talking to himself what do I do
HE FLASH BANGING
TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBIOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Wait I'm coming

stop yelling
O ok
I have came to help
Trobbio or grimm?
What have you come to help
Do his quest.
Dis
Hello
oh hello
Hi
Oh hi
Oh hello
How do u do a clone ?
I do the ju-jitsu
Anime ?
Yas
Nice

Gun
MMMM 😋 FOOD
WHA-
Puts grub with noodles

Hornet caught killing 2 gay lovers for no reason???
Will she be cancelled??
:\P
Who knows
I always wondered who sang in the choir for tm grimm and pantheons
Y'all's voices are so beautiful
Karmommylita
The last judge
Nightmare
Interesting...
Wind is fierce today
Soo mato
First time defeating her and I didn't know she was gonna explode and kill me now I have ptsd
I met sly
U DIA REYA
He was in hut
-The last judge
Now's he's not infected
I didn't bother him
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa - Karmelita
Trobbio - Trobbio
Hi gang
He wasn't infected he was probably just listening to me my songs do that to people 👍
Hello
Pk
Hii hows everyone doing
Shit
Traitor Lord
What happened?

Mid
I'm bored
Are you my yellow twin
RAHHHHHH
-widow
What happened brochachos
yes
EAHHHHHHHHHH - First Sinner
Where have you been
Burgir
I ate too much for today 😥
You dive into hell?
Does someone here know Garn47 because Im trying to find any fans who would know how to get into garn's discord server
U r gonna - ...explode
something like that
I'd rather not
Sounds fun
at least im not infected
Agreed
I could make friends there
Want to go together
Ok
Hmmm "dive"...
You could have had a " Last Dive"
It could've Been a .desolate dive
Let me just get my servents
what servants
there ...in..fe..cted
That Cowardly Husk?
ig not
Yall have a nice day
That one white faced smally that walked past me while I was travelling the world?
And dead
maybe
u could kill me
but my servents
oh the radience
I'll be back soon
Were they very small has no mouth, black skin and a blueish black cloak?
Huh no
Radiance did nothing wrong.
She was just trying to help by giving the bugs orange juice
Very high in Vitamin C, you know
She infected my servents
So it not this guy
I'll do his job now
They were all too lost in the sauce
DREAM GATE JUTSU
Oo can I have that orange juic
Maybe I'd consider her orange juice "lifeblood level"
Wut
ooh can I get some
Can it possibly kill me
My lifeblood ran out
Nope
And...my.. servants are ded
Can I have it
Just drink from that lifeblood cocoon
Very healthy and safe
Ewwww
Don't worry I saw this short guy come in maybe he'll help👍
Nuh uh
I saw him kill herrah

Juice so good it'll make every vessel have a "mind to think"!
I was at herrahs place for uhh...reasons
I'm sure he won't kill you
Yah right
He has a voice?
😳
No he put an ai voice
Wait why are you in herrahs place
Reasons...
Which reasons
Tell me
Saw you carrying tissues and lotion
Uhh uhh hh
I want to know
Ayo
radiance noises
-the radiance
Huh
Anyways I saw you going to the Pale King's room for "Assistant Work"
wait HOW DID U SEE

A bit suspicious for "working" 3 hours and a bit of "clapping noises" don't you think?
PALE KING ASWEL?
Ummmm
Uhhhh
what are you, some kind of watcher?
Um uh
I saw u breathing
NEXT YOUR GONNA SAY IT HAPPEND WITH radiance
Wait your joking
Uh uh not really 😭
Just enjoying the show in my own way of working hard
Who haven't you done that with
...only monomon?
Gosh I miss u pv
And zote
What about the knight
You never denied him
Oh gud idea
WAIT NO
DUDE
Wut
What happened to Lurien
yall report users named the following:
1153984868804468756
1288638725869535283
1090660574196674713
1104973139257081909
they are discord sent clankers intended to sell discord server info to AI training software, if you value your online privacy do your part and report them to mods if spotted
uhhh nothin
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Wtf
Please please tell me you left hornet alone
if they trained ai using discord chats, some absolutely braindead ai would be created
Hmmm oh yes
yea idk discord doing anything for a quick buck
Thank god
why are we talking about flawyess and his lotion usage problem
Erm actually I don't know why
No you leave her alone
Oh shit
Lurien just wants to mate for the love of the game
Beg for your life by offering "service"
Dw I gave him lifeblood
He can speak?
He wrote it down
conversations like these would probably be the kinds of things they would be sending to the a training companies
Huh good idea
Where did he get the papers. Wait did he use the maps
WAIT NO
Anyways, Lurien may go to Pharloom to mate with everyone there
No he grabbed my 2026 resulotion
Ha
he used the tissues
Already did
true, as a #1 clanker hater i wish we could live in a clank free society
Idk
If you touch the Knight in anyway he'd chop your head off
U wanna buy clothes
I'll pay dw
Oh sure I need another blue tie this one ripped 🙁
THESE tissues
Boots
again sorry for the ping i can't turn it off
Yo Greg lorient is going to store want anything
Hmm I'll check da mall
U want smth greg
hmm uh
like the supermarket?
No the mall
oh ok get me the gabe cube
or the steam controller
i can pay you back in rosaries
Ok both
with what job?
BILLIONAIRE
I have an entire spire
Hundreds of servents
Idk actually
i'm also pretty sure there was talk of you cracking lurien ealier
oh dang
It was about uhh prob radience
I'll go meet the radience
She INFECTED MY SERVENTS

radiance could NOT have been that easy
No need to worry
I HAD A SHOTGUN
hmm
.I asked for a blue tie not a bow tie
I'm drunk.
Oh shit
using discord without using a mouse is a very interesting experience and after about twenty minutes of practice i can recommend 👍
Tho I suppose it'll do
Ok
It's called being on phone
but i'm using a keyboard
I killed da radience btw
Hello people I'm back from eating
Oh wow you didn't mate with someone this tjme
Uh yes
He's evolving into a better persin
I didn't with nail masters
cogratulations you missed the bad part
Which is?
U don't wanna know
HATSUNE MIKU PLAYS HOLLOW KNIGHT
He admitted he mated with everyone
Oh...
U didn't have to say
Hey I didn't with oro or sly
?
?
Why didn't you say you didn't with mato?
CAUSE I DIDN'T





