hk-general

[fathom meteor]

1st time i didnt even beat hk lol , 2nd time i beat him but no radiance , this time i beat radiance too and p1 and p2 with 7:14 and 6:33

no binds

[oak forge]

Guys I’m now in the || first checkpoint in path of pain am I close to the end 🫩 ||

[fathom meteor]

bro so cute fight it is

[toxic grove]

not at all

[fathom meteor]

no-

ur in for a ride

@balmy cliff mantis lords has to be one of my fav fights fr

[tardy iron]

Fucking plankto

[oak forge]

🫩now I’m at the || second check point is that close then ||

[tardy iron]

One fourth of pop

[tardy iron]

Halfway

[fathom meteor]

🫩🫩

[oak forge]

Let’s gooooooooo

I think it’s too easy

[fathom meteor]

im in NKG.........

and he's molesting me

[oak forge]

It just needs some practice

[fathom meteor]

the only 5% i need is delicate flower quest and few grubs i think

[tardy iron]

That's how I feel when screaming "DOZA" as I impale traitors with spears and flying schytes

[fathom meteor]

lmao

[kind bison]

Where can i submit my hk speedrun?

[mint compass]

On the internet

[tardy iron]

Oh yeah I also did like 3 bosses on ascended hog

[kind bison]

I mean where

[tardy iron]

Might do false knight radiant later because he's easy af

[mint compass]

https://tenor.com/view/a-person-who-thinks-all-the-time-albert-einstein-a-person-who-thinks-has-nothing-to-think-about-except-thoughts-gif-571443897782833709

[balmy cliff]

Honestly that was ez fight

[fathom meteor]

@tardy iron is 6:33 p2 no binds good?

[prisma iris]

guys how do i beat bell beast

[balmy cliff]

(Perhaps because I have eight or seven masks plus shadow dash)

[fathom meteor]

fah

[mint compass]

#hk-help

[orchid wasp]

It’s just better moss charger

[mint compass]

Ask here

[tardy iron]

Ya

[fathom meteor]

its my first time playing p

[prisma iris]

and double damage

[orchid wasp]

When it jumps, upward slash
When if dash, pogo over it
Dodge the bells

[prisma iris]

wait why am i asking for help to bell beast

[orchid wasp]

Lmao

[mint compass]

MASSIVE moss charger

[prisma iris]

im in fuckass lost lace 😭

[fathom meteor]

shud i start silksong?

[mint compass]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-fortnite-reaction-ninja-low-taper-fade-gif-1784137995500051652

[orchid wasp]

Y know what else is massiv-

[prisma iris]

actually

[fathom meteor]

i HATE how u cant do down slash

[mint compass]

No gif : (

[prisma iris]

how do i beat bell beast in steel soul

[fathom meteor]

i hate it more than primal aspids

[balmy cliff]

I just realised what area is after defeating Mantis Lords despite me not fighting them yet....

[prisma iris]

it aint that bad cro

[orchid wasp]

I mean you kinda can with reaper

[oak forge]

I have one heart left 🫩

[fathom meteor]

i just hate it twin

[oak forge]

And no soul

[fathom meteor]

🫩🫩🫩 hive blood?

[oak forge]

I forgot it

[fathom meteor]

🫩

[oak forge]

I’ll put it if I die

[fathom meteor]

cro ur cooked

[oak forge]

If I don’t I’ll continue

[prisma iris]

sometimes i forgot this emoji doesnt exist on pc and isnt listed in mobile

[oak forge]

Good luck me

[fathom meteor]

🫩

[orchid wasp]

Blud is doing PoP without hive blood is this bravery or foolishness

[oak forge]

🫩 this one

[fathom meteor]

i did it without hiveblood fym

[prisma iris]

on pc it just shows a square

[fathom meteor]

no?

[prisma iris]

but on mobile its not even listed

[orchid wasp]

Hmm is this bravery or foolishness

[prisma iris]

well for me atleast

[fathom meteor]

im just copy pasting it XD im on pc

[oak forge]

Every time I lose a heart I really have pain I think that’s why it’s called the || path of pain ||

[prisma iris]

i did it once without hiveblood

[orchid wasp]

When I see the ending cutscene I feel pain that’s why it’s called the path of pain

[prisma iris]

why are there more zote emojis than lace emojis 😭

[orchid wasp]

Zote

[orchid wasp]

WHY IS THERE A PREGNANT EMOJI HELLO

I mean she is kinda cute

Very squishable

Her parallels to THK? Yea you got me

Yuri anime kiss good morning apparently

[oak forge]

Check point 3 😭🙏

Am I close

NOOOOO pls 😭🙏

[cyan knot]

How op would you be if you had all the charms equipped

[oak forge]

I’ll be the knight x1000

[orchid wasp]

I’d still be weak as hell

[cyan knot]

Bruh

I mean id asume you would be way too op imo

[orchid wasp]

Son I’ll be wielding a nail

Like the size of my finger

[cyan knot]

How do i test this out

[orchid wasp]

Name 1 charm that would make a human wielding finger-sized nail op

[cyan knot]

Uh unbreakable strenght is the best charm in the game

Bruh lmao

[orchid wasp]

Ah yes
Now it can do more damage on an area of 3 x 3 cm on another human

[cyan knot]

Heavy blow

[patent bramble]

Afternoon everyone.

[orchid wasp]

So op

[cyan knot]

Get mark of pride and longnail then

[cyan knot]

Just shade cloak towards the heart

That charm is useless

[slow hatch]

OBVIOUSLY shape of unn is better because of the mobility when you heal

[dry orbit]

https://discordapp.com/channels/283467363729408000/283680756159741953/1459329044456673340
Imo

[slow hatch]

Definitely give it like a low chance

guaranteed stun every hit is op af especially with nail turnarounds

[mystic sandal]

The smaller hitbox is also useful

[dry orbit]

Or just a cooldown
rng charms are annoying

[mystic sandal]

Gets you under some attacks pretty easily

[slow hatch]

WP skip

[mystic sandal]

It's been used in speedrunners on white palace

[dry orbit]

Slug skip is cool

Also tyrant & SM charge

[mystic sandal]

I love slug skip

Yeah though they used shape of unn to skip sections

[cyan knot]

It reduces hits to stagger by one

[mystic sandal]

Cause well time

[dry orbit]

It's not optimal iirc
The one slug skip spot is a meme

But it's really funny & cool

[slow hatch]

slug in tub

[mystic sandal]

Yeah

[dry orbit]

True
Slug in tub

[mystic sandal]

Though I haven't seen a boss that utilized shape of unn

Would be funny to see one

[slow hatch]

pretty sure its reserved for like heal only builds

[mystic sandal]

Ya

[dry orbit]

Give PV shape of unn so it moves while doing it's focus attack

[cyan knot]

Stagger means stunned

[mystic sandal]

ICBM missile

[cyan knot]

Yeah that charm is bad

[mystic sandal]

Is he talking heavyblow

[dry orbit]

Heavy blow is a bottom 5 charm

imo

Negative synergy with quickslash

[toxic grove]

might play skong before finishing my ordeal bc iom wanna get spoiled abt the lore and shit on the internet

[mystic sandal]

You read the lore on the first game

[slow hatch]

top 45 charm ❤️

[slow hatch]

pretty sure heavy blow is used for hive knight speedruns

[toxic grove]

fuck off im gonna play sking and when im bired complete my ordeal more

[slow hatch]

Really? Don't they use it to push hive knight into the flukes?

[dry orbit]

Qs + Sb already excels at that

[slow hatch]

vro watch one p5 speedrun 😭 🙏

[mystic sandal]

I tried to run through hollow knight but I accidentally for got to to turn off infinity. Some weird reason

Infinity screws with fireball

[slow hatch]

what does it do

[mystic sandal]

When I try to cast it. It won't cast

[slow hatch]

lmao what

[slow hatch]

is that intentional or is the mod that broken still

[mystic sandal]

Infinity stops you from casting fireball

[mystic sandal]

Might be broken

I tried to play a new hollow kngiht save to finish it quickly

Only to met fireball not working

[dry orbit]

Ngl I probably could've done sub-5h 100% steel soul
But I did 112% APB instead

[slow hatch]

why mawlek

[mystic sandal]

The early skips

[slow hatch]

yeah but its not that hard right

radiance is easy af

[mystic sandal]

I'm going to turn off infinity for this

[dry orbit]

low gear wk can be pretty tough if fought early

[mystic sandal]

The funny quickslash charm screws with her the worst

[slow hatch]

how long did you take to do a p5 speedrun then 😭

still isnt a %

[mystic sandal]

Well time to download a replayable path of pain mod

How's the gambling

[prisma iris]

cute and ugly in the same sentence 🙏

[sharp ether]

how what she's awesome

[prisma iris]

top 3 face designs imo

[prisma iris]

fr

i think bro hates her cuz of lost lace

[sharp ether]

[mild hazel]

Karmelita is harder.

[prisma iris]

2-3 mask damage and 1800 health = easy

we serious

[sharp ether]

karmelita was way easier then lost lace for me

[prisma iris]

im stuck in phase 3 cuz of my shitty laptop 😭

[mild hazel]

Karmelita is harder than lost lace for me, not sure why.

[main hinge]

Does anyone happen to have a Steve skin?

[sharp ether]

like for minecraft??

karmelita or lace?

[prisma iris]

my tactic for lost lace is a better computer

/srs

[main hinge]

no

[sharp ether]

well yeah most bosses are. for me the only thing that was making lost lace hard was the screen shake

[winter jacinth]

[mild hazel]

Crust King Khann is easier than Gurr.

[prisma iris]

all of those guantlet all for just an easy ass bossfight

[sharp ether]

beastfly is an easy boss im gonna be honest

[prisma iris]

nyleth is harder

im gonna fight beastfly in far fields during act 3 in steel soul soon

[sharp ether]

really? ive heard people say the beastfly was hard but i never really got that idk

[prisma iris]

wish me luck

[sharp ether]

no i have i just didn't struggle with either of the fights

[thorny stream]

Anyone have hkmp 3.0 mod

Dm me

[prisma iris]

why tf is the radiance here

[thorny stream]

Wdym you are banned??

[sharp ether]

not absrad wha

OH

[prisma iris]

how

[prisma iris]

the first time i fought her it took me 10 day
now i beat her in under 2 minutes

[hot depot]

I just beat path of pain

Today I realized people struggle on traitor lord

[prisma iris]

thats like playing silksong first then hollow knight

[mild hazel]

double damage

[hot depot]

Shade cloak spam

[orchid wasp]

I did struggle on traitor lord yes
Before I learn his patterns

[mild hazel]

I struggled hard against traitor lord in my first playthrough

[hot depot]

PoP was way easier than I thought it would be

[prisma iris]

also am i the only one who instantly thought god tamer is a girl

[hot depot]

No

[mild hazel]

No, the sound is clearly a girl.

[prisma iris]

some people i know actually said they thought she was a guy 😭

[hot depot]

You always either destroy traitor lord or traitor lord destroys you

[tidal grove]

Hi chat

[orchid wasp]

You can’t just base people’s genders on their voice

Even though god gamer is a girl

[prisma iris]

my brain just works like that 🙏

[tidal grove]

GOD GAMER🥀

[orchid wasp]

She’s a gamer bro

[mild hazel]

There are little to no trans bugs in HK.

[orchid wasp]

There are nonbinaries tho

[sharp ether]

and a ton of them at that

[hot depot]

(Mainly the vessels which can't speak)

[prime field]

I just say if they have a girl voice they a girl if they have a boy voice they boy

Simple as that

[tidal grove]

arent the vessels agender?

[prime field]

Sure..

What you gonna argue about it then.

[orchid wasp]

(And the robots

second sentinel and twelfth architect are nobinaries as well)

[prime field]

Any proof to back it?

[orchid wasp]

Agenderness is nonbinary
Since it isn’t male or female

[mild hazel]

I feel like twelfth architect and second sentinel are she/hers.

[prime field]

Who dawg

[orchid wasp]

Cuz of their voice? They are robots homies

They have no gender

[prime field]

Gng wut

[mild hazel]

Can I say Kingsmoulds are nonbinary?

[prime field]

Literally gave me nothing to back your point

[orchid wasp]

Yes you can
They are void in armor

[white crystal]

poeple WHAT

[orchid wasp]

Void is nonbinary

[hot depot]

Wdym people struggle on markoth

[white crystal]

ok too much

[prime field]

Wdym people struggle on tribe

[white crystal]

markoth is GAY

[lilac gulch]

Why, that would be me

[prime field]

Im on about hk characters gng

[sharp ether]

he just like me frfr

[white crystal]

vouch frfr

i havent played hk in a hot min

[prisma iris]

Team Cherry is this true?

im tryna gather some lore info

[white crystal]

no not literally lmaoao

[orchid wasp]

I don’t think that’s canon lol

[lilac gulch]

Same im rusty af

[prisma iris]

god fuckinf damn it

[hot depot]

People struggle on final phase of the radiance?

[white crystal]

sameeeeeee 🥀

[prime field]

Dawg doesnt know what tribe is

[prisma iris]

silksong literally made me last play the game since December 😭

[white crystal]

paintmaster sheo and the blacksmith is tho

[prisma iris]

wait thats true

[white crystal]

yes

[lilac gulch]

That would be me

[prisma iris]

yeah

[prisma iris]

absolute radiance?

[hot depot]

[white crystal]

lmao i played in october

[heavy apex]

true

[hot depot]

Regular one

[lilac gulch]

Ayooo sameee

[prisma iris]

no

never

[lilac gulch]

At least I finished it tho

I've thought about getting all the achievements but

[prisma iris]

i have yet to finish p5

[lilac gulch]

Meehhhhhh

[prisma iris]

62/63 achievements 🙏

[hot depot]

I beat the final phase of the radiance first try but can't do P3

[lilac gulch]

I'm not unemployed enough for that

[hot depot]

I only took me 3 days

[prisma iris]

zote try not to be a road block challenge

[orchid wasp]

I haven’t killed radiance

[hot depot]

I never had to fight zote in P3

[prisma iris]

lucky ass mf

[hot depot]

I didn't fight zote before sly

Is this a glitch?

[prisma iris]

then dont beat gpz

never

until you finish all of godmaster

[hot depot]

I never saved zote

Zote died

[gritty pelican]

good

🤦🏾‍♀️

[hot depot]

I never ended up finding zote

[gritty pelican]

he stole my girl bretta

[heavy apex]

fym good

[gritty pelican]

yes she did

[heavy apex]

bretta is chopped zote can keep her

[hot depot]

Any tips for delicate flower quest for 9th mask

[gritty pelican]

do you have dreamgate

[hot depot]

Yeah

Also how do I kill bretta

[heavy apex]

would.

[gritty pelican]

set dreamgate at the quest start then go kill every enemy in the path then tp back and don't sit at the bench

[heavy apex]

she is immortal we cannot kill such being

[gritty pelican]

you can't

[hot depot]

Ok thanks

[hot depot]

:(

[heavy apex]

would, next question.

[gritty pelican]

why do you want to kill her 😡

[hot depot]

She chopped asf

[gritty pelican]

i am the only sane person here

[hot depot]

Nuh uh

[gritty pelican]

yuh uh

lace is not ugly

[heavy apex]

bretta is too chubby I would kick her like a ball

[gritty pelican]

that's why I want her 🤦🏾‍♀️

[hot depot]

The most insane thing I've done is beat path of pain on Nintendo switch

[gritty pelican]

should I try

[heavy apex]

oh

[hot depot]

No

[heavy apex]

i see it now

[hot depot]

Path of Pain on 2 seconds per frame is not worth it

[gritty pelican]

I haven't done p5 and path of pain yet

[prisma iris]

are there any emojis/stickers added after silksong

[heavy apex]

yep

[hot depot]

[prisma iris]

excluding seth

[heavy apex]

baby hornet

[gritty pelican]

baby silksong

[prisma iris]

lace not ugly

[heavy apex]

im lacing it

[cyan knot]

Wait is there save points at path of pain

[hot depot]

Why didn't I fight lace in act 1

[gritty pelican]

she's not ugly 😔

[cyan knot]

Bruh

[lilac gulch]

Nah I'd smash

[heavy apex]

real

[hot depot]

I've heard abt a lace act 1 fight, was i supposed to do that

[gritty pelican]

there are no benches

[lilac gulch]

How can u hate this ^

[cyan knot]

So i have to do it in one run?!

[gritty pelican]

did you skip the fight?

[hot depot]

Im in act 2 btw

[gritty pelican]

yes don't quit the game

[heavy apex]

baby hornetttttt

[gritty pelican]

so you went to greymoor with the fleas then

[hot depot]

All I remember was I went out of shellwood, lace talked to me and went to then I never fought lace in deep docks

[oak forge]

[prisma iris]

my friend was playing silksong for the first time and deadass skipped moorwing 😭

[hot depot]

Moorwing exists?

[prisma iris]

he didnt know you can enter greymoor through far fields

[gritty pelican]

i cheesed him

[prisma iris]

mr zanzibo helped me

[hot depot]

I went to greymoor through fleas

[heavy apex]

real

[prisma iris]

real

[gritty pelican]

that's why you skipped lace and moorwing

[prisma iris]

igly

[hot depot]

Does talking to lace in blasted steps skip the fight

[prisma iris]

love how bro went from "lace ugly" to "id smash lace"

[prisma iris]

yes

[gritty pelican]

yeah or in sinners road

[hot depot]

I went to the arena lace should be in and nothing happened

[heavy apex]

the material made up his mind.

[prisma iris]

thanks team Cherry artists

[hot depot]

Wait you can get to greymoor through far fields

[heavy apex]

IN?

[lilac gulch]

Do you think god tamer is beautiful under that helmet

[gritty pelican]

yes

[prisma iris]

yes

[hot depot]

Wow ok i skipped a lot huh

[heavy apex]

no

[prisma iris]

that being?

[lilac gulch]

😔😔

[gritty pelican]

but you got the cloak right?

[heavy apex]

HUH

[hot depot]

Yeah

[heavy apex]

real though

[prisma iris]

oh wait i know exactly what youre talking about

[gritty pelican]

good then

[hot depot]

How do I get back to blasted steps

[prisma iris]

go to blasted steps

[gritty pelican]

bellbeast

[hot depot]

Im in act 2

[prisma iris]

mf did you skip last judge 😭

[hot depot]

No

[heavy apex]

no need to specify like that

we already know

[gritty pelican]

find the bell beast

[hot depot]

Im in the citadel rn

[prisma iris]

the wind just gave me a burning punch rn

[hot depot]

Choral chambers

[heavy apex]

smash

[prisma iris]

smash next question

[gritty pelican]

so you have not found the bell way yet

[hot depot]

The existence of grandmother silk implies the existence of grandfather silk

[heavy apex]

15 why would you ask

[hot depot]

There's a bellway in choral chambers?

[gritty pelican]

nah

[prisma iris]

average silkpost theory

[heavy apex]

what does that mean

[gritty pelican]

did you kill the boss yet

[prisma iris]

im having brain aneurysm reading this

[hot depot]

No im heading to it

[heavy apex]

same

back in my day 👴

[glossy linden]

guys hear me out hollow knight has bugs in it😮

[heavy apex]

HOLY SHIT

[gritty pelican]

oh ok
after killing them you can find bell beast

[hot depot]

Hear me out seal of binding

[prisma iris]

busy with what

[heavy apex]

no

[sharp ether]

pardon?

[prisma iris]

NO WAY

[glossy linden]

I know I'm smart

[prisma iris]

an image of a guy squinting at a paper

[heavy apex]

hear me out on pale ore

[prisma iris]

is bro lacing it

[heavy apex]

hes silking it

[hot depot]

The hunters journal entry after completing PoP

[sharp ether]

OH i just read this

[oak forge]

Who puts buzzsaws on their palace it makes no sense

[heavy apex]

someone pale

[gritty pelican]

super smart pale king

[placid warren]

I'm oon

[oak forge]

What’s the point if the pale king won’t do the thing

[heavy apex]

[oak forge]

U mean super dumb

[heavy apex]

where’s the point of the thing

[sharp ether]

it might be too late now

[gritty pelican]

maintaining the pale king agenda is my top priority
so nope he's very smart

[white crystal]

W

YO

[prisma iris]

bros silksing his song till he sea of sorrow

[white crystal]

CALM DOWN
😭

[heavy apex]

he IS unleashing the sea of sorrow

[white crystal]

chat uni from 9:20 to 11 am, i love my life

[prisma iris]

dlc delayed to 2027 ✌

[gritty pelican]

[hot depot]

I have achieved 1000 rosaries

[heavy apex]

another 7 years..

[lilac gulch]

LES GOO

[white crystal]

EXACTLYY YOU GET ME, but then it goes to 8:30 am to 4 pm on thursday

[placid warren]

Another 6 yeads

[gritty pelican]

you will die in next 2 minutes

[white crystal]

YESSIRRR

[hot depot]

I have a silk eater

[prisma iris]

i have 3k

[gritty pelican]

after that you will die again 🤲🏾

[heavy apex]

yeads.

[hot depot]

I have multibinder so I can't die

[lilac gulch]

God gives his strongest battles to his strongest soldiers or whatever the saying goes

[prisma iris]

styx pls give me silk eater

[gritty pelican]

yes you will... i am praying for your downfall rn

[white crystal]

ah yes agree lmao

[prisma iris]

is steel seer zi above the bell way

[heavy apex]

guys what do you think silk tastes like

[prisma iris]

spiders

[hot depot]

Multibinder makes you invincible

[upbeat flower]

Hi fellas and fellettes

[prisma iris]

sup

[gritty pelican]

you will die to bell throwers

[gritty pelican]

hi felly

[lilac gulch]

I have a shi ton of assignments unfinished and exams coming up I'm so cooked

[heavy apex]

how much protein though

[prisma iris]

5g

maybe

[lilac gulch]

Can I just be a cat fr

A fat cat chilling

[placid warren]

Meow

[prisma iris]

free 9 lives
free food
free water
heaven

[heavy apex]

im chowing down.

[gritty pelican]

I wish I was a cat 😺 so I can just eat my human's assignments

[lilac gulch]

Mau

[upbeat flower]

[prisma iris]

oh thats imprinted into my brain

[wintry briar]

Hello my little Chernobyl ♥️

[lilac gulch]

Sighhhh SIGHHHH

[prisma iris]

youre unlucky i wont forget it again

[heavy apex]

the knight has 9 maximum mask, is the knight a cat?

[upbeat flower]

[upbeat flower]

I love these emojis

[gritty pelican]

[opaque hound]

I just join the chat and the very first thing I see is meowing

[placid warren]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[prisma iris]

is myla from spongebob what happened

[wintry briar]

Guys uranium is ignoring me

[opaque hound]

Thats peak

[lilac gulch]

If I was your cat I'd eat ur assignments so I don't have to do it

[placid warren]

Mroaww

[opaque hound]

No

[upbeat flower]

[wintry briar]

I have way too many e kittens sorry

[placid warren]

Why

[opaque hound]

Holy how many

[lilac gulch]

This is why they should be employed they can't keep getting away with it

[gritty pelican]

meow meow meow

[prisma iris]

so true

[lilac gulch]

Purr mrrp mau

[upbeat flower]

[wintry briar]

At some point I lost count

[heavy apex]

[opaque hound]

Hmmmm that’s interesting

[placid warren]

Awawawawaww

[opaque hound]

Must be a hassle to take care of them

[prisma iris]

i just realized this emoji literally predicted bellhart

[lilac gulch]

side eyes

[placid warren]

Eh

[heavy apex]

fellow lace witnesses baby hornet

[wintry briar]

They are pretty wild so i let them lose

[opaque hound]

Mhm mhm noted

Not like I can use this info

[heavy apex]

[placid warren]

How dare you hide the pope in the ceiling

[prisma iris]

is this the palestag who tf is this

[lilac gulch]

Are gifs still not allowed

[placid warren]

It's a stag

[prisma iris]

nope

[heavy apex]

fellow man proceeds to say nothing

[wintry briar]

It's a mossdeer

[upbeat flower]

[opaque hound]

Thats gay

[placid warren]

Soon it'll return

[lilac gulch]

[wild sorrel]

just summoned grimm troupe

[opaque hound]

Tho

[lilac gulch]

Chat isn't silly enough without it

[prisma iris]

sometimes i tell people about something and then proceed to get shot 57 times

[opaque hound]

It’s probably bec of how many fucked up gifs ppl have

[lilac gulch]

😭

[heavy apex]

57?

zotes bullets

[opaque hound]

That’s a very specific amount

[heavy apex]

die.

[opaque hound]

GET OUT

[lilac gulch]

I just wanna send my silly seal gifs dawg 💔

[prisma iris]

[heavy apex]

ok gerson

[prisma iris]

[opaque hound]

Poor you

[placid warren]

@lilac gulch

[heavy apex]

🦭

I love seals

[prisma iris]

COME ON SUSIE LETS KILL THIS FUCKER

[opaque hound]

Reminds of a name my friend had

His name was „random seal with adhd“

[prisma iris]

the bullets are gonna shoot me like how zote got yeeted around

[heavy apex]

seals of binding

[lilac gulch]

YESSSSSSSS

[heavy apex]

🦭

[lilac gulch]

LMAOOOOO

[opaque hound]

Oh right now I understand what you mean

[prisma iris]

seals that got binded

[lilac gulch]

Why did I find that funny 😭

[prisma iris]

wait fuck wrong reply

[placid warren]

Scroll down from the message I replied to by zal and just read

[tardy iron]

I almost beat p1 with nail binding but died to mato

[prisma iris]

seals that got binded

[tardy iron]

(I was about to beat him)

[placid warren]

Seal binders

[heavy apex]

i want to be a seal so I can bind

[opaque hound]

Good enough to fight absrad on radiant

[tardy iron]

Lmao

[placid warren]

Chest binders

[prisma iris]

i killed absrad in ascended

peak

[heavy apex]

abs that are rad

[opaque hound]

That mf is the only boss that I only was able to kill on attuned

Fuck her

[placid warren]

I like how you can practice killing a god

[lilac gulch]

😭

[prisma iris]

ok nvm thats even harder than p5

[gritty pelican]

❌

[placid warren]

Womp womp

[lilac gulch]

And then god seeker is like BADDDD YOURE STILL BADDDD BOOOO

[opaque hound]

You don’t do that in your freetime

[placid warren]

Meow

[prisma iris]

like bitch i killed 41 bosses in a row and im still getting yelled out "Thou cringer!"

[small estuary]

Wait I also play on mobile

[opaque hound]

WHY IS THIS MF RANDOMLY MEOWING

[placid warren]

I don't give a copper coated fuck

[heavy apex]

how about a diamond coated fuck

[opaque hound]

How do y’all play on phone

[placid warren]

:3

[small estuary]

But I just started like a week ago and I hv exams so I couldn't play much

[placid warren]

You just do

[small estuary]

It's a unofficial port

[placid warren]

Don't tell him how

[small estuary]

But it has the full game

[placid warren]

It is piracy

[gritty pelican]

do you want to get banned

[opaque hound]

Oh I see

[small estuary]

Ik I watched some gameplay and I'm obsessed with it

[lilac gulch]

They turn a full 180 in godseeker mode tho

[small estuary]

Oh mb sorry

[prisma iris]

i forgot that mode existed

[lilac gulch]

Like they become a full glazer towards you

[placid warren]

Undertale

[small estuary]

Rn I'm in crystal peak

[heavy apex]

its coming out.

[prisma iris]

anyways gtg cya chat and lace lover 👋

[placid warren]

Playing on mobile is like playing on console but you can mod it

[small estuary]

I saw someone beat p5 on mobile

[opaque hound]

Goodbye TwiFin | gim troupe

Wait an Idea just struck me

[heavy apex]

goodbye freak matcher

[placid warren]

That's normal

[lilac gulch]

I've seen someone did it on AB at once it's unreal 😭

[opaque hound]

Was there someone that beat p5 using pedals

[dry dune]

Does dream nailing the failed champion not work anymore

[small estuary]

😭

[dry dune]

cause i downed him but he just gets right up

[prisma iris]

im completely sane and mentally stable and isnt no freaky ahh mf

[heavy apex]

you want to row absolute radiance?

[lilac gulch]

Wtf

[opaque hound]

It should work does it not ?

[heavy apex]

yeah sure

[dry dune]

idk its not working for me

[opaque hound]

Imma kick her

[dry dune]

?

[orchid wasp]

Same issue
I tried to not hit his head too and he still stood up

[placid warren]

If you kill him then you can't anymore

[dry dune]

so what did u do after

[heavy apex]

but why with pedals those are for rowing boats

[placid warren]

Eating flesh

[opaque hound]

I thought even when he died you can dream nail the body

[orchid wasp]

I just dream nail once to get soul and do the fight normally lol…

[dry dune]

ah

[opaque hound]

No with pedals that you drive on not for boats

[placid warren]

If you kill him in the dream world then you can't anymore

[opaque hound]

I have some pedals at home bec my brother plays Euro truck simulator

[lilac gulch]

[opaque hound]

Oh I see

I lowk forgot

I Alr killed hm on radiant

[heavy apex]

why would you run into absrad with your burgentruck

[opaque hound]

And I mostly die on p5 at markoth

[placid warren]

Except for dung defender, you can fight his dream version 5 times

[opaque hound]

Bec I hate her and she costed me my first time beating p5

[orchid wasp]

Why does the game just let you torment the guy mentally 5 times

[heavy apex]

real

[opaque hound]

Yea Ik after that he makes a statue of you I think

[lilac gulch]

Same for gpz

U can fight him 10 times

[placid warren]

He builds you out of poop after the 5th time in respect

[opaque hound]

Im pretty sure you can fight him more than that

[orchid wasp]

Me when I make a statue out of my sleep paralysis demon so they stop haunting my dreams

[opaque hound]

Alr guys hot take time

Pure Vessel is harder than nkg

[wooden ibex]

I DIED IN THE CLIMB

[outer nest]

Cold take

[wooden ibex]

I DIED IN THE CLIMB

[lilac gulch]

If someone made a poop version of me I'd be offended ngl 😭

[placid warren]

(it worked)

[wooden ibex]

NOOOOO

[opaque hound]

A lot of ppl say nkg is the hardest boss

[outer nest]

Bro who

[opaque hound]

Tho I agree he’s one of the most fun bosses

[outer nest]

Abs rad is the hardest easily

[orchid wasp]

So like
How do dung defender fight normally if there’s no poop

[opaque hound]

Hes very predictable

[lilac gulch]

Personally I find pure vessel harder

[orchid wasp]

What is he gonna hide under
What is he gonna throw

[placid warren]

He can't

[opaque hound]

Yea I think so too

[opaque hound]

I find absrad, pure vessel, and markoth harder

[orchid wasp]

Pure vessel is included in the list of harder than pure vessel bosses

I’m crine

[opaque hound]

He hides under dung

He throws dung

[dire cosmos]

Gym or HK/SS

[opaque hound]

He IS dung

[orchid wasp]

But what if there’s no dung

[heavy apex]

no hes very fucking shitty I don’t like him

[orchid wasp]

What if it’s on solid floor made from pale metal

[opaque hound]

Then there’s nothing he can defend

[opaque hound]

Pale metal defender

[orchid wasp]

LMAOOO

[opaque hound]

He is literally very shitty

[opaque hound]

Gym, after beating lost lace

[heavy apex]

yea that’s why I said that

[dire cosmos]

Gym to gain strength for pantheons

[opaque hound]

YEAAAA

[dire cosmos]

Gtg now

[opaque hound]

Take care

[orchid wasp]

After gym your arms woukd be so sore you can’t pantheon

[dire cosmos]

I can pantheon 2 after gym trust

Same

[tender lantern]

a

[glossy star]

“Wuagghhh! Whiya, yah wyah!”

[dire cosmos]

Insert hollow knight song zote cover

[toxic grove]

nah im out

[glossy star]

“Eurgh! Magema”

[toxic grove]

im ujust out see u tommorow or shit

[dire cosmos]

"Naaa naaa na na naaa... Na na naaa naaa..."

Zote song is so powerful

Aye @river dome nobody focken gives a shite

[velvet quest]

Cant wait

[heavy apex]

shite

you jackcepticeye

[dire cosmos]

Probs

[south summit]

Hello

[heavy apex]

say the thing.

not you

[dire cosmos]

No I'm not Irish I'm Greek

[heavy apex]

rude buster

[heavy apex]

oh you’re greek yogurt ok

[dire cosmos]

Skase re malaka (shut up a#####e)

[heavy apex]

meaning?

[heavy apex]

that was NOT the thing

[dire cosmos]

I need to master them

[runic roost]

life rules

theyre like the bible

[dire cosmos]

But Zoteosaurus Rex edition

[heavy apex]

izmanamon bublis is bublis kheria ukleva

[inland steppe]

are you a snack cuz you're snack shaped

[heavy apex]

zoteshaped

[dire cosmos]

Do it

[inland steppe]

are you rah cuz you're rah shaped 😏

[heavy apex]

i feel violated

[dire cosmos]

har shaped

[heavy apex]

freddy fazbear?!

[dire cosmos]

No

[inland steppe]

😋

[heavy apex]

then why’d you say har

[dire cosmos]

If not rah then har

[inland steppe]

if not rah then why rah shaped

[dire cosmos]

15

16 in 3 months

[inland steppe]

happy early birthday gang

[dire cosmos]

Ty kind female internet stranger

[white crystal]

unc!!

[dire cosmos]

Fetus

[white crystal]

naw im gaslighting myself, im 18

[heavy apex]

idk

[dire cosmos]

Palaeolithic

[heavy apex]

grandpa

[white crystal]

wow 💔

WOWWWWWW

GRANDPA

[heavy apex]

olithic

[white crystal]

NAWW

i'll let u kids talk

[heavy apex]

yeah ok fossil

[white crystal]

😭

[heavy apex]

what does that mean

[dire cosmos]

It's ok uncosaurus you're still a rex

[heavy apex]

great granddad

[white crystal]

sigh guys, im not THAT old. only 2007

[dire cosmos]

At least it doesn't start with 1

[heavy apex]

ancestor

[white crystal]

i wonder how ya all would react to my friends then, majority of them are 20+ 😭

[dire cosmos]

Any from 1990s?

[white crystal]

would u find it insane if i said i know someone from 1980s

[heavy apex]

your friends saw abraham lincoln

[white crystal]

😭

[wintry briar]

Guys it's 11pm should I eat jam bread

[heavy apex]

eat soul bread

[dire cosmos]

NAH IM JEALOUS HE MET ARCHIMEDES AND ALEXANDER THE GREAT

[wintry briar]

Unc

[wintry briar]

Dev?

[white crystal]

probably not the one you're thinking of

[wintry briar]

I have played your profile picture game it sucks

[wintry briar]

Dev sena

[heavy apex]

im jealous that they saw that apple fall onto newtons head

[white crystal]

nope, no idea who that is

[heavy apex]

hey flip you

coming from the most ridiculous boss in the game

[white crystal]

🥀

[wintry briar]

I have played till the white goat asks as for ice cream after that I got bored

[dire cosmos]

At least your dad ain't 65 years old/born in 1961

[wintry briar]

Duck you

Coming from the worst indie game I have played

[heavy apex]

frick you too

[wintry briar]

Your mother is father wife

[white crystal]

ayyy

[dire cosmos]

My dad falls for ai vids btw 🥀

[wintry briar]

And you are abomination when a man and a woman give birth

[heavy apex]

well your father is mother husband

[placid warren]

61

[dire cosmos]

ÐY END IS NOW

[wintry briar]

He was born in 1985

He is a really cool guy

[heavy apex]

soul master IS an abomination

cant be talking

[white crystal]

no 😭

[placid warren]

What the hell is that letter

[wintry briar]

Bro soul master is the most underrated boss

[dire cosmos]

Ð/ð/Eth (sounds like the th from the word the)

[wintry briar]

Atleast I don't have the worst combat system in the world

[heavy apex]

coming from the boss with the worst attack patterns..

[placid warren]

Use the thorn/þ, it's the literal letter for the TH sound

[dire cosmos]

That's for like þalassophobia

[heavy apex]

glassophobia

[placid warren]

you can use it just like any oþer letter

[wintry briar]

Coming from the character who looks like it studies stoicism for her life

[wintry briar]

Hi brooo

[dire cosmos]

Gialophobia (yes it's Greek)

[placid warren]

Hhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[wintry briar]

Uranium 😭🙏

Talk to me

[heavy apex]

coming from the slammer, biggie.

i believe that were both in an indie game and we should make equality 🌹

[wintry briar]

That slammer gonna make you 2d,shortie

[wintry briar]

Hmmmm

[heavy apex]

im already 2d silly

[cyan knot]

oh boy i wonder where i am, oh look the knight

[wintry briar]

You mean.

The Hollow knight

[heavy apex]

holy name drop

[cyan knot]

yes but white hollow knight

[placid warren]

Meow

[oak forge]

I can’t do this anymore 😭😭😭😭😭

[wintry briar]

Hello.

[oak forge]

I think the cat took his phone

[wintry briar]

He's kinda ignoring me

But it happens he's my little Chernobyl ♥️

[placid warren]

I am they/them if you're talking about me

[oak forge]

Whut

Anyways I should quit || path of pain ||

[placid warren]

It's like he/him and she/her pronouns but different

[cyan knot]

no

[oak forge]

I’m already suffering

[oak forge]

Why 😭😭😭

[cyan knot]

too bad (i havent done it)

[wintry briar]

Could you tell Chernobyl to talk to me pls

[zinc kelp]

meow

[cyan knot]

he blocked me too yk

[wintry briar]

Dayum bro you suck (i can't even complete lvl one)

[oak forge]

@placid warren this guys wants to talk to you

[placid warren]

Meow

[wintry briar]

Man..

[zinc kelp]

yippeee

[wintry briar]

HEY

[placid warren]

You're replying to a blocked person, No thank you.

[cyan knot]

lmao

[oak forge]

I’m in the part where the spikes go up and down and then I need to go to a wall then another wall then another wall 🫠

[zinc kelp]

i am at my j*b rn

[placid warren]

[zinc kelp]

HRU

[oak forge]

Why did y block him ?

[small estuary]

Yo

[zinc kelp]

heyyyy

[oak forge]

Yoo

[wintry briar]

Tell my little Chernobyl that I am sorry and unblock me

[zinc kelp]

what did u do

[placid warren]

Which person, I can't just fucking know who without context

[small estuary]

Guys should I spent my time exploring or will I get lost

[cyan knot]

man leave him alone, he is denser than wheatley

[wintry briar]

I keep calling him Chernobyl

[oak forge]

Howard the magician

[wintry briar]

But he's kinda special to me

[oak forge]

Why ?

[wintry briar]

Uranium

[zinc kelp]

so many people block me it’s crazy bro, i had someone i know irl block me on discord

like man just tell me whats wrong

[oak forge]

That’s why he blocked u I guess

[placid warren]

Read the bio to me

[wintry briar]

I CAN'T

[oak forge]

‘I’m not good in chess ‘

[zinc kelp]

wtf is happening

[wintry briar]

ohhh

[oak forge]

Idk I’m as confused as u are also suffering

[zinc kelp]

yeah

[placid warren]

That's Tyler, he is annoying as shit, he kept changing identities just to annoy me about why my name is uranium

[white crystal]

ea sports

[wintry briar]

Read it now

[cyan knot]

what about me heh

[zinc kelp]

identities? wha

[oak forge]

What’s wrong with ur name I think it’s cool

[wintry briar]

It's a good question

[placid warren]

Completely name and user changes

[cyan knot]

I was Mike before uhhhhhh nkg and the pantheons

[oak forge]

Guys I got a headache from the || path of pain ||

[placid warren]

Then don't

[zinc kelp]

do you know if that was actually the case

[umbral merlin]

that is where the pain in path of pain comes from

[placid warren]

I recognize people immediately from texting quirks or bios

[zinc kelp]

we should let people be silly sometimes 😔

[wintry briar]

You can't now

[oak forge]

How bruh 😭

[zinc kelp]

its just discord

[cyan knot]

can you tell him "Mike says wheatley called and wants his density back"

[oak forge]

Ur right if I quit I won’t get a headache

[wintry briar]

I am liking you already

[zinc kelp]

YIPE

[wintry briar]

Big brain movement

[placid warren]

Sometimes silliness has to calm down

[oak forge]

Who ?

[cyan knot]

im mike bruh

[zinc kelp]

my bf ragebaits me and i let him

[dire cosmos]

Is it pronounced like yippee or yaip

[oak forge]

To who ??? That’s what I meant

[cyan knot]

Uranium, the dense one

[placid warren]

Meow

[dire cosmos]

Mike
Micycle
Bike
Bichael

[oak forge]

Why does hornet look like mega mind 😭

[oak forge]

Mike says wheatley called and wants his density back

[cyan knot]

yippie

[placid warren]

Womp womp bitch, I like my boundaries.

[wintry briar]

Alright guys bye gotta watch tbbt

[oak forge]

He said that I should tell u that

[zinc kelp]

idk what to tell u about being blocked man, but honestly we should loosen up a bit, a lil ragebaiting won’t hurt your partner/friend/whatever, the 2000’s internet was full of ragebait n it was the best era

[cyan knot]

lmao

[placid warren]

When people annoy you, block them, you don't have to endure them

[wintry briar]

Ikr

[wintry briar]

Chernobyl c'mon

[cyan knot]

yeah caseoh should take notes on this guy

[wintry briar]

@placid warren Chernobyl I am gonna go make some sandwich you want some

[cyan knot]

this density is immeasurable

[umbral merlin]

if you are intentionally making people annoyed then you should be blocked isnt that the point of the block button

[zinc kelp]

ye someone got blocked

[placid warren]

Possibly two people

[oak forge]

Bye I’ll continue suffering and if I finish I’ll tell u guys

[cyan knot]

what about ignore, whats its purpose lol

[cyan knot]

heh

[zinc kelp]

i guess man 🫩

[placid warren]

You will need the luck granted by others, good luck.

[umbral merlin]

for stopping accidentally annoying people

[placid warren]

Yes

[wintry briar]

Seems like aurora and Chernobyl gonna be good friends

[zinc kelp]

i am (future) breakcore producer girlie idk heck about stuff like that.

and yes im a wamen

[placid warren]

I'm a melancholy producer yet I started with breakcore

[zinc kelp]

oooo

i would show some of my future track lists, but they are mega cringe and not safe for here

[placid warren]

Concerning...

Everyone died

Meow

[wintry briar]

That's so cool

[tender bear]

hello

[wintry briar]

I am still here

[wintry briar]

Hey bro can you do me a favour

[tender bear]

Whats that

[untold pebble]

Alguém sabe como que bota mod no Android

[oak forge]

Guys

[wintry briar]

It's a long story but just do this to uranium day "he is asking to be unblocked" when he says who you say "utopia" and when he says read bio then you read him my bio ok?

[wintry briar]

Yes

[oak forge]

I reached the end

[tender bear]

No

[oak forge]

Until

[finite ferry]

eats cat

[placid warren]

Honk

[wintry briar]

Other than the fact this will work if he doesn't tap blocked messages

[placid warren]

NOOOOO

[wintry briar]

Big dawg please

[oak forge]

Those two mfs that deal two heart damage killed me

[tender bear]

Nuh uh

[umbral merlin]

that sounds like trying to bypass being blocked just to harass someone which sounds like more people should block you

[wintry briar]

🫃

[oak forge]

I will not do the path of pain again

[placid warren]

Is the fucking guy still here?

[placid warren]

That's for the best

[wintry briar]

No I was watching tbbt but then I wanted to check the server

[umbral merlin]

yes i dont know now though because I blocked him

[placid warren]

Tyler

Go

Fuck

Your

Self

[oak forge]

2 hours of my life wasted for a headache

[white crystal]

what is this chat on

[wintry briar]

Dayum what will I do without aurara

[placid warren]

The reward is pretty shitty anyway, it's a 2 second cutscene

[wintry briar]

Where.

[wintry briar]

I am tryna annoy Chernobyl and it's working

[placid warren]

Path of pain is really for the players who ran out of content to play and wants to feel something

[white crystal]

ohhhhhhhhh

[tender bear]

Nah i loaded to ranked i cant lose 10 mvp streak

[wintry briar]

What you playing

[umbral merlin]

someone was going around begging people to annoy someone else