#hk-general
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I asked my phone Siri why am I still single? and it activated the front camera
LOL
she not wrong tho
Me
But hi
Hello you
who wants another joke
my fatass father
A game tester walks into a bar
They order a beer, 2 beers, 99999 beers, 0 beers, -1 beers, motor oil and water
Another customer walks in and asks where the restroom is
The bar bursts into flames
I’m okay, just tired
or homer
9:30 pm and I’m tired like a grandma 🙁
Yall is it just me or is not knowing how much health bosses and stuff have left is one of the most stressful parts
HOMER
heres my joke gang
Woahhh
Red bull is cool and tasty
My grief counselor died He was so good I don’t even care
im finna watch granny do a 100X backflip off a mountain while eating a potato
Good one lol
what is big, and fat, and scary
me
guys I got a really dirty joke but I don't think the mods will allow it
dont say that about urself gng
just do the joke man
the mods fr leaning in their chairs rn:
I love love love monster!! I even have a can in my phone case
idk i just wanted yall to answer for me
lmao
mods, is it okay if I say this dirty ahh joke without getting banned?
.
This is fire beyond words could do justice
I hope you get worshipped like a religious icon
i have one but i might get muted
bro is NOT a mod
nah gng u getting banned or warned
Mods can I say h*ck in this server
fuck
your only role is he/him
Alright I'll use hillbilly instead
Thank you..? I don’t know whether I should be flattered or concerned 
not even censored, goodbye 👋 say hello to the other banned users
dante aint banned yet right?
im reporting u 500 times
not that im aware of, no
thank you for the accidental report
which mods are online rn and activily looking at chat?
lol real, i have 17 empty cans of it lying in my room in case i want to make something out of it
MODS I LIKE MEN
Ok!!
good for you
i have not banned anyone
I need some more cans
Good on ya
rawr o_O
🤨 📸
Did they follow the rules
hey lusedisc
ima throw up on u gng
I swa gordan ramsay online
just buy monster and keep the cans?
did the site work?
diabetes + hospital
imma dm gordan the joke just to be sure
i’m cooked then
dont💀
bro wants to be my mom so bad
Parents won’t let me keep cans
shit am i cooked
I WILL☺️☺️☺️
yall fried gng
out of nowhere dming a mod something that you said might get you banned is not a great idea isnt it
bro finna lean forward in his chair with the energy of a 7 yr on christmas
its 12:40 for me
mine won’t either, i just hide them under a jumper or something and put them somewhere my parents won’t look
if you have to ask "will i be banned" then the answer is dont send it
AM
lol
My parents search everything :(((
rip
makes sense, i highly advise you read them
lol
exucution
bro not to be disgusting and weird but
✨ Tax time✨
if u drink monster what color is ur pee gng
i mean its that or risk being banned for rules you didnt know oyu were breaking
oh fuck no
neon green
same as normal
this mf has glow sticks💀
Purple! 
gng how much is considered spamming in this server
you know the next rulebreak wont be a warn right?
like 5 times?
I haven't played HK in a few months should I get another run???
YO BRO
how much water do u even drink
Hi lusedisc
could be or it could be a straight up ban
👍
what’s water?
yall ur cooked
'Mods ban that guy'
pale king is alive
Im healthy gng
Don’t get banned
.
!!
lol
thats bc the file had a word thats blacklisted
I bet im healthier than yall fr
so cuphead is water? makes sense
milk*
Not what I meant
pause😭
eat 57 Suzuki R-600 sport motorcycles and then we'll see
nah bitch im drinking oil
i can’t read this correctly after reading the milk fic. nothing about milk is the same
bro ate his entire body
That looks awesome but did cro get beheaded 💔
oh HAIL naw bro
idk why but that just looks wrong
yall be fr here
where do yall keep finding these bro?
metro man vs superman, vs omni man, vs invincible vs homelander who's winning fr
invincible
if bro gets mad it's over
homelander is cooked tho
what if he decieves him while his back is turned?
I eat dirt

noted 😭
I just got the monarch wings 
Relatable
same here
y do u just have those in ur camera roll
same
thats the dirt he ate
YOU GOT THE SAME HUMOR AS MY BRO💀
sure
NAH GNG
bruh the mods removed it
best to do so tho
no
the only credit I'd give tho
im actually working on my loona outfit on roblox tho
what about the ‘we were partners’ ‘oh so you were like 💅🏻’
nah
but the only characters I like in hazbin hotel is just husk and angel
😭
gort.
g o r t
g o r t
yippee
im scared of roller coasters
FINALLY
IM TIRED OF WAITING 10MINS TO CHAT
bro escaped the dungeon
Any of yall know where to go after killing hornet
yo my mom told me to do the dishes and I was like BITCH YOU DO THEM FUCKING DISHES so I was grounded 6 months
if anyone knows who this is you are officially one of the coolest people i know
gng im scared to look at the art gallery for the first time
me?
I copied that from my favorite youtuber dw
no the image i sent
I wouldve been dead
Chopped
sh-shut the f-
And ill be the one who serves dinner
-# im the dinner itself
from looking at ur profile u do seem pretty cool tho
slipknot is peak af
Fr
zoteboat
zoteboat
Sorry i downloaded the game REALLY recently
tf2
Uh where is zoteboat…
i love this photo\
MOM DO THEM FUCKING DISHES
this now lives rent free in my head
“Grounds for 6 months”
good, gerard way should live rent free in ur head
no. i won’t
I have go shit after this now
reaaalllll
alright i dont know who the hell told yall this was the shitposting/gif spam channel but its not, cut it
guys imma show what my son doing at 3am
average thing that i see whenever i have a sleep paralysis dream
my son is named dad
what was even removed?
gordan typing im cooked
sorry grandma
yes
when i'm in a be weird competition and my opponent is #hk-general

y r they like that
okay that's it
TRUE
i'm muting both of you
NOOO
lol
Also, HAI FTHAWWWW :D
WAIT NO
gordon ill finally make you some good fucking food
LOL
STOP GNG YOU GON MAKE IT WORSE
if I go down ur coming down with me
wdym by that? sorry my brain permanently lives in a gutter
wait, i didnt read the word down my bad
meaning ima be muted along with him
.
i know i’m just dirty minded
what
and didn’t see the 2nd down
@delicate badge Hai FTHAW! :3
HAII ANNA :D
HEYYY FTHAWWWW! :33
shoe cult?
Shoe Cult
YOO
how does one join this sounds intresting
Idfk take it up with the Cult Leader
Idfk I'm just a lowly follower
where are yoOOuUuUuu
at this point nothing in this subgroup (is that the right word?) is related to hk
hk gen vs listening to the rules:
Is this a good edit?
No
has anyone seen alien stage?
"please stop breaking rule"
"oh yeah and what are you going to do about it" - gray name
-# then the other rulebreakers in chat freak out about it but they still dont stop
Can anyone here draw 
I kinda can
Depends
these two people are peak
Fuh naw
it will because i get to go to a pierce the veil concert
Don't stop going north
At first I thought Grimm was from that hell hotel show
lol, i guess he kinda looks like stolas from helluva boss
I don’t watch it so I thought he was lol
you should watch it
no
Totally

He might be more hard to kill then the big spider in weavers den
who?
The big fat bee
I can’t even get to hive knight to get hive blood 
Fellas what is the best area
Deep nest
Can anyone here draw festive hornet
queens gardens
I didnt wanna see that
well its in. the game
Naked hornet?
yes
What's wrong with naked hornet
Which one is more peak
Why the hell do I just now keep discovering the active channels
Atleast I can send this 
Thought it was gonna cut into the tuffest NKG edit ever
Good idea
Can we kill this guy
This is a map I made in a game it’s supposed to be silksong it’s kinda good
I hate how I struggle with grey prince zote but not pure vessel😭
yes
I hate him he’s so ez to kill
Why are you and your filthy species everywhere cuh
gpz has to much randomness. its like gambling
pv is easy
Ik
Fr
I hate them in the colosseum
Its small and you cant do anything but lose 5 masks and die to his hand attack

Groal the GOAT😹 ✌️
groal the great pain in my arse

goooooOOooOOOrRRb

Path of pain so ez why is the place where you get fury of the fallen so hard😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
What is the worst area in hollow knight
Diddlenest
agreed
radiant absrad build what do we think
(100% real) (not clickbait)
Overcharm with heavy blow
fire
discovery of the day
grub mimics with no nail upgrades or dmg charms take 9 hits to kill
Chat wahts the most smashable character in hk?
👁️ 👁️
I'm pretty sure that's a man
so?
just got spore shroom and only took 1 damage for it
Hello everyone I’m a Hollowknight player no im not a simp for Grimm I just like him
what a weird thing to feel the need to specify
but ok
Also guys I just beat Grimm with channeled nail am I decent yet
beating grimm at all makes you decent
Ig
Should I try to beat path of pain
He’s my favorite boss fright with mantis lords right behind
I know I wanna
Lock in twin
Man
anyone else think its weird how you just get the Dirtmouth map for free
Just cause I can enjoy the game without killing absolute radience on randiant doesn’t mean I’m bad
Mantis lords fight is fun but soo easy
Yeah
I mean it’s kinda hard since it’s early game but after I beat it on randiant it’s easy
True
unprovoked in this specific context but more people need to hear this
oh wrong reply
Sisters of battle seems a bit more hard
🇯 🇪 🇸 🇺 🇸 👑
Jesus is king is what I mean
yes but why here, suddenly
Do you want some pets my good little boy
Yo wrong chat
Hell no
what could possibly have been the right chat
Bro my friend right
Me and him like this bro
What?
I wouldn’t do that
if I were you
I did
they just wanted to slime shedinja
Oh
Wait what
they like primarina and sylveon
neither of which can hit the shed
Status moves
💔
I hate this so much
I probably no hit pure vessel on a binding than no hit it on attuned mode the binding was awhile ago
the shed is paralyzed
what if gorb suddenly decided he WASNT gorb
He isnt gorb then
makes sense
But if he isnt gorb then whos gorb
yo i'm the alt of gibble, idk if i said this alr but he got hacked, ignore anything he says until i can get a hold of the acc again
Understable
cuz even if he decides he isnt gorb hes still gorb no matter what
Tuff
But what if he changes his name
gorb
almighty
then hes whatever he decides to change his name to
What if he changes his name to pale king
If he the pale king or not
then he is kale ping
Is*
in our hearts he will be gorb
gorb the great and mighty
indeed
Kale ping
Im changing my name and profile to that lol
I did not joke
i knew a guy named kale ping..
thank you all
i came up (didnt i just said it one day actually) with the name kale ping how dare you alex
he was a really big asshole tbh
I love finding people with my exact humor
haha
I ACCIDENTALLY SEND THAT IMAGE WITH MY MESSAGE
that was the last kale ping
your such a stupit ahh minion
he died
Nosk and false knights are both false knights
i screenshotted it
nosk and false knight are both real knights
they fell to capitalism
What
Nosk is just a bum
i havent even gotten to primal aspids yet already hate them they look like an elementary school bully whod actually cry if they fell in a puddle
see the moral of the story is grey root was right the entire time
Trust me you want to avoid them
the plant not the ss thing
Theyre gatling guns bro
yeah he's kind of a fat ass negl that's why i abandoned him
How pale king feeled when he killed 5million children
primal aspid ragebait but how a calm person would take it
Tormented trombone
Turbio
i killed more. l+ratio
THE KNIGHT NEVER SLEEPED THAT WHY KNIGHT THE GOAT
primal aspid is overhyped, what people should really fear is grubby
how do people find flukemarm attractive it looks disgusting and i hate it
I dont find it form
What are we gonna fight the “son”
Its suppossed to be a mirror legs?
if someone came up to me
in real life
and told me they wanted flukemarm in bed
i would actually punch them
Flukemarm is my wife
im joking i hate fluemarm
flutemom
“fluemarm”
Pale king the goat
kale ping I SAID THAT FIRST TO ALex
Grand mother silk is a baddy but i prefer pale king
who that
I NEEDED TZO FIX MY MESSAGE
im alex😥
I love this
LOOK
what is going on in this cursed chat
why
Grand mother silk is from silksong trust me she a baddy
I made that lol
i know who she is i was responding to paranormal
Sorry
wym this is completely normal
I have 2 of them or 3
blame me
Someone normal finally
My friend translated gms 100 times and during it it came up with grandfather silk and the end result was dadarsharmu 💔
Don’t post that please if you even would lol
Dadarsharmu
d dark the toilet
Grandfather silk

is this the fortnite skin for knight from hollow knight
aspid rage.
dadarsharmu (i call her that now)
I want a pure vessel skin IMMEDIATELY
gms is now dadarsharmu
Wrong chat
wow that's not very communist
Didnt remember sorry
i finally did it
i don't have fornit
cool
Damn
Why is this chat so weird
pure vessal radiant
false
Is this good I like it a lot don’t use it tho if you even would tho
very normal chat
Great now go do that on absolute radiance with no sharms no nail upgrades arms legs head body
just do 3 vengeful spirits to skip the jump
this chat is a gold mine bro
Wdym it’s a edit
(i remember this video being loud asf)
Bug skip easier bro
videos and images
Time for gold ores
I remember that one time i fall from the map of hollow knight
sure ill would have to make a whole new file file for that
just don't get hit
(First version) and its just a endless void
the third one
sir not sure
impossible
bruh
Knight knight would win cos it has 2 nails lwky
I HATE PRIMAL ASPIDS I CANT DO FOOLS 2 BECAUSE OF THEM
grand brother silk
sir not sure
enable god mode
I can give you my file if i find it
I have done various challenges but i dont upload them
impossible
false
true
to enable god mode, get good
I have done a challenge of no heal in hk only bench
git gud
Took two weeks
Yoo i got mantis claw irl
(thats her cats claw)
i barely upload any of my challenges either for some reason, i've done some crazy shit
While practicing bosses in another file until literally no hit
no that's my hampster lucy
Well not perfect no hit
give her back
ask paranormal not me
LOL WHY WAS THAT OMINOUS
my best achimeants are steelmode only quite game twice one for normal travel and the jellyfish fight,trail of fools,p5 all bindings at once for p1 and almost ascended everything in godhome
"@parasol Watch your language."
You know what im doing no tools or no silk abilitys in silksong

Tomorrow i start
give me my hampster back you freeloader
I will show progress
mantis claw irl
that's my hampster
Surprisingly i have never done steelmode since i get too nervous
:
when i radient pure vessel i somehow skipped phase 3

Perfect hits
see they get me
Basically you do an exact total of hits in the second phase who leads to not go to phase three
i had strength,mark of pride,quick slash and shaman stone
Unrelated but bald
ay someone finally used they on me
You drained his life thats why
Her/she, Hershey’s!!!!
sorry i meant she/her/hers 😌
yummy void
I should be sleeping for school
i go by she/her/they/them my prns just say she/her cuz my brothers know my account
Instead of telling my achievements of hollow knight
i dont have school for a week
same cuz we in teh same skewl
Im from snother country so i have
i have no idea who you are so i had no idea about that lol

its okay twinchacho
I know you, LEG
i might do ascended absrad
docksd
dap me up
daps you up
Trust me its gonna take you way more than 4 weeks
ygtfghujio0i8u7y6t5reds
i dont know i did ascended mode before once and madde it to he climb
I told you to make that a sticker
yes u did
Yuh
Yeh
Damn
Because im masoquist when it comes to hollow knight
yea im starting to learn how to fake clamness
I did thr ancient aspid in phone just for fun ended running my phone (no joke)
ok i got my infernum server tag
im not ascending markoth anytime soon
we're safe now
This is a edit that is kinda mid cuz it’s my first one
tried and the fight just sucks
who fights markoth.
Oh he the demon
challagers and 112% people
Me
why did they remove the floor
No idea
guy moves around unlike radiance
cause they want specifically markoth to be a pain in the ass
Team cherry just likes to see us suffering
yea especially the two silksong bench's if you know you know
how markoth looks when he sees a new player challenging him on radiant
Btw you can do hk without getting achievements execpt for like 4 or 7 that arent skipabble
just do 0 tbh
There is a video of it
seems weird to say you can than say expect and the expectations being a good amount of stuff
Oh boi what did you say about mango knight you better not be listening kpop because im gonna enter on my phonk phase
listen to funk universo
bro i'm aboutta enter my stained brutal calamity phase
gtfo
Gets absoluted destroyed
im going to be absolutely pure
Same but with that big flea
i don't have silson
More pure than the pure man
don't spoil me on anything except for the game cause i prob wont get it for like 30 years
Just pirated it team cherry doesnt care they only want people to play it
In my personal i buy it
i'm not fucking pirating anything
viruses + i don't wanna feel scummy
Honestly valid but team cherry doesnt care because they the goat
Viruses are the least
idc if they dc, i have a strong stance that i won't pirate anything because it's just ass
If you dont have any strange on your gallery
wdym
So far I made it second phase
don't really feel like getting spied on
Okay you better than me
Check your window
even though the government does all the damn time
also if someone spies on me and i know about it best believe imma start going to the most deranged sites just so they get trauma
Pass me the charger i have 10 of battery
They only recopilated important info and info they can sell btw
They are not gonna see you watching strange things like mandela catalogue
They dont care
well i'm still going to those si-

Only rare sites i go to are args ones
I like to resolve them and tell absolutely no one the answer
You never know if it true until a reddit user or 4chan user said it is
I gave up so I just did ascended nightmare king again
finally done with everything
Wow
What about the optional stuff?
Non achievement things
Like just normally or unlocked
Radiant like 80%
i don't think I'll ever do all bindings pantheons though
If you do bindings you get life blood even if you did not do all bindings at once
After suffering with P2 all bindings, wise choice
gotta get the Land of Storms scene trust
There's 43 bosses in god home right?
(30 second area you cant reenter)
Wdym you can't re enter it
Counted twice and got 43
If you do all 5 pantheons with all bindings on there's a secret area you can unlock and enter only once
(i think)
p5 all bindings has to be a special kind of torture
5% attuned
Ascended:65%
Radiant:35%
I also rounded up
Yea I'm messing up the points to %
Hey is this a bug? I’ve been at resting grounds and I don’t have a map for it but for someone reason the mosquito dude isn’t here
he dissapears and leaves the map in dirtmouth whenever you do something major in the area, and since youve already done that (gotten dreamnail) hes not there
Ohhh okay, is there any way of getting it? Or is it perma locked now
i literally said he leaves the map in dirtmouth
Oh mb
guys is the chat uncursed now
yall what are some fun things to do after beating the hollow knight
idk what to do
godhome
beat pantheon 5
@crimson marsh are you the gd level
YES no way someone actually noticed
barely
Fr
how do i go through here
You have to get to the other side
ahh
Basically from what I remember of the map up then left then down then right
yo she got stuck
lol
Hornet doesnt wanna fight anymore
she learned after the first fight
Crazy Nostalgia
notolgia
7k hours is diabolical
almost 8k
No
It's decent unless you're doing a low% speed run
It's my first time so I wanted to know whether I rushed or not
Well you kinda did. But you should continue exploring
Thank u
I guess it's the time for you to. Take off wayward compass
Oml so real
At that point you might have explored most of hallownest
He might not have gotten grubs
Howd u know 😭😭😭
So he might need compass from time to time
We all know
I was like you before although I forgot to buy compass until I got the true ending
Also was the hk supposed to be that easy
I started with compass but took it off after i explored all general locations
I found nosk harder than him
The compass was bought at like I was at 98% of the game
Oh you don't have much upgrades
He's easier the more upgrades you have
Unless you already have shade cloak
Oh
Yes, and its like a deep lore, he tries to kill himself after the 50% hp mark
I do have shade cloak
Do YOU?
Oh well I'mma practice pogo
Hollow Knight's hit box is really fat.
Thats good
Did you defeat him and got an ending you're chained up alone
I suggest u go for pure nail
And
I gotta get all the grubs
Good then let's find more endings
Uh get all grubs
There are two more endings
Yes and he gives an amazing reward
But I'll let you figure it out
The true ending is one
I was about to spoil it for him
So you know how to get it
Mb lmao
Sorta
Or no
Well good luck the experience is gonna be good
Im trying to get to 112
Yeah
The sun
Well shit
Pantheon 3
That's strange
What's pantheon
I’ll give u a hint get void heart’
Oki
Oh it's a fancier way to say boss rush like it's cuphead
After u get void heart gear up to the best u can and go through the hk fight
U will see something there
I mean they did say the sun so they know they're going to be in a world of pain
Yes what's the other ending
Kill the hollow knight normally
Thats gonna be if u fail to get to the true ending
It’s sad asf to me
Oh I got that ending
Tell me
Lets get the other one
Is it the one im saying
What
Or a different one, what happens after u beat the hk
The chained one
Yes
Hornet?
There was no hornet
Oki
Also why was nosk lowk the hardest boss
get the evil
scary
monstrous
terrifying
GHASTLY ending
yall wanna see my drawing
It seems like people are naming themselves parts of their favorite character now
Damn yharon
Holy shit v2 ultrakill
Yea it's me
my dih broke
It’s just hard for the first few tries he’s actually an easy boss if u can see what he’s about to do
If he is hard for u, of may lord have mercy on you
Well I beat him eventually ig
Just wait till u see his other counterpart
No like everything else was way easier
Did u see his other side?
No
Good luck with HER in the pantheons
Her???
What's pantheon
She’s more annoying than 10 gorbs at once to me
Oh right, go to the junkyard located in the royal waterways
Thats my only hint
You need to go there its where the finale of hollow knight is at
Oh
It starts from easy. And you can practice any boss that you have met or defeated
So you dont have to die and make backtracking
U need 1 simple key to enter waterways and another to open the cocoon
Oh
Also what is path of paim
Youre not ready
Lets go steel soul 100% - 19hr 47min
i would solo v2 from the video game ultrakill
yes
Then im v1
Well tho i have same pfp but with v2 and broken vessel
Omg
i'm a nerd ik
I s-ranked p1
flesh prison is the boss of P1
Standard and have killed v2 in 16sec
Yea, + minos prime


one watcher knight emoji
lemm
