#hk-general
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NKG is for final Grimmchild upgrade
Champion, vessel, tyrant???
I need my pet nkg
i'm at 2386

Ermmm actually is lost king
and i've done all the essence trees iirc
What
there's none left on map
I have no clue then
FUCKASS AUTOCORRECT
What
🙁
Kin
Does anyone get extreme anxiety when beating bosses? I get very nervous and my breath becomes shallow
Lmao
THIS FUCKASS AUTOCORRECT I SWEAR
That's normal
Bro got autocorrected
How warm is that tin can btw?
I don’t, I hyperventilate actually
Point and laugh
I mean panicking is normal
Same thing happened to me with soul warrior
Not shallow breathes
Yes
Cause when I fight a boss I kinda forget to breath at all
Makes sense
Hey man, this is called "locking tf in"
It's the same for every game I play tbh. Especially terraria.
It happens when you want that dude DEAD
I wanna be calm during bossfight bro
I forget to breath at times and my heart goes wonky
Yes it's called panicking or, locking in
Actually
No not locking in
You're geeked broski
I can’t tell if it’s beating too fast or slow
Vanilla or calamity?
Same bro
geeked? sry not a native speaker.
Except it happens until it hurts
NKG and pure vessel combined somehow took me less tries than hornet sentinel
, sad
A silly billy
My first lock in wasn't hornet, false knight, or soul master. It was that FUCKASS soul warrior
What
Dude there is no way
The teleporting sword guy?
Done it accidentally so many times I can hold my breath longer than my friends
Soul warrior beat the shit out of me for more than an hour
Idk man if that's "locking tf in" then I don't like it.
How
I DONT KNOW
5 tries for NKG and like 3 for pure vessel, hornet sentinel took me 11
It isn’t, it’s panicking
Soul warrior is such a mid ass boss but he's so fun
Like everdark sovereign Libra
Which in turn does kinda increase adrenaline but meh hardly
HE BEAT MY ASS HARDER THAN ABS RAD
I dropped nightreign so quick
JESUS CHRIST
No friends to play with, randoms are lobotomy patients and solo suuuucks
yeh if anything it messes up timing and impairs my ability to think
Abs rad was: I should take a break, soul warrior was: MOTHER FU-
We could play duos if you have it on oc
Adrenaline 
I've beaten every boss other than everdark gladius and libra
I got it on pc yeah, I don't really feel like playing though
Cause those guys are hard and they only released when I had school
I noticed it has seamless coop, but how would that even work?
“5G gives you radiation poisoning and severe brain trauma”
Mod to have more than 3 people
Seamless coop elden ring is cinema though, especially with convergence
None of friends play hollow knight which sux bc its my favorite game 😭😭
And I hate ps+
How it feels to listen to a guy talking about soul warrior being harder than absrad
zote rule what?
Oh hi nox
Nox don’t do that 
I switched to pc after playing on xbox for over 6 years and it is still the single best decision I ever made
I love the freedom of this thing
Mods don’t like that certain sight being mentioned 

hi
I got warned for something much simpler than that site

why is everyone i know here
Why not

Cause
ARROW??
I have never seen you in my entire life
embarrassment
Hi :>
Hiu arrow hii hiii
This happens irl too
Like soul master
Hekelro
Hii hello hiihihhi
Everyone here just knows eachother like some kinda hive mind
Fuckass autocorrect
the infection
Quite common for groups of people to speak here
I know no one here
😱
I love my groups
But I'm the life of the party anyway 😎
hiarrow
He just like me fr
This is my second time speaking here so I know nobody in here ✌️✌️✌️
Hiiii <333
I just inject myself like a parasite into any convo 
I inject myself with cheesecake sometimes
Whaaar
We're literally the same

You’ll prob see same groups
Like, with a syringe
Soul warrior injected me with sheer hatred
So you will most likely recognize profiles eventually
I’m back what did I miss
This is chocolate milk 
Me
Ant food now
Darsh that ain’t chocolate milk
Darsh
Omg
I’m mixing names
Darsh
Ouh no
Wow
Darsh
Darsh
IM SORRY GARF
Guess im that foegetabke
Foegetabke
Foegetabke
Darsh and Gar are not even similar people 😔
I MIXED NAMES I ONLY REALIZED AFTER I PRESSED SEND
We should be friends
garsh

Do you hate soul warrior
Sorgy 
He was fun
Soul warrior is epic sauce
I liked soul warrior
You are an evil person I think
Test

He killed me for more than an hour
We should be friends
Made me question my life harder than abs rad
He has the most basic attacks of all time
Genuinely gruz mother hits me more than soul warrior
Git gud? Idk sowwy
I BEAT HORNET IN GREENPATH FIRST TRY AND IM THINKING: WOW THIS IS EASY
I took almost two hours to beat traitor lord 🙂 he has the most basic attacks EVER
Realized we both in drg server
Rock and stone brother
AND THEN SOUL WARRIOR DROPS ON MY AH
I forgot I was in there
FACTS
right?? his double damage is fkn brutal.
Traitor lords main strength is having a tiny asf arena
I hate to say it but I don't really like drg, it's the same style of game that makes me dislike helldivers
and double damage. God damn I hate that dude.
Go in, win, get out?
Sure it has multiple mission types and multiple difficulties, but it just feels so repetitive
Yeah basically
That's why you use different characters
Drg?
the mutated vengefly things hit me more than soul warrior 🥀
I love drg
Engineer gang
I just equipped quick focus, shape of unn, sharp shadow and some other charms and beat him on my second attempt tho
Yeah but what is it
Zack is here
Hurray
I learned after my pain from soul warrior ✌️✌️
I main engineer
Deep Rock Galactic
I will be streaming me perishing in approximately 40 minutes
Yessirrrrrr
Never heard of that tbh
I may or may not be watching
Oker
But if it’s like Helldivers then I’m in
or ordering Mexican food
Okay so
that's also peak
4 dwarves launch into the caverns of a planet
They shoot bugs and robots until they do objective
It isn't as community driven as helldivers but the gameplay loop is the exact same
Black-out stout 🔥
BLACKOUT STOUT 🔥🔥🔥🔥
We ending up outside the ship with this one
yk fuck ordering Mexican food I'm just gonna heat up some ramen up gang 💔
Just eat a KitKat
Easy
Aight gtg skong tmr yay
if only I had some
Trust me
Heat 2 packs into a pot
milky way is peak

gang I smack ts on the counter till it's small bits then pour it into a bowl of steaming water
heat that hoe up for 20 seconds
leave it in the microwave
come back 10 minutes later
🔥
Milky ways are pretty good
If I wanna use microwave
I do
Ramen in whole
1 minute
Flavor packet in
Stab the ramen with fork
3 minutes
Stir
1 minute
Enjoy
I microwave toaster stroodles so it isn't that loud
What is wrong with you
yeah it's 11 pm
A lot
It's not a microwave stroodle
damn I can't upload videos
Loud
Me when the loud dink noise results in my parents waking up and beating me
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm noise when it's heating
And the BEEP BEEP BEEP when it's done
:(
I thank the Lord for filtered water systems
instant hot water
The mmmmmmm noise isn't that loud and neither are the buttons
Gotta open it at 1 second though
Or else
yeahhh
or else all hell breaks loose at 1 am
do you guys have stoves and like the ability to wait 3 minutes
Yooooo rootbeer float in the limited edition overlord the sacred kingdom cup
stove method for patched gang
hi zack
had to switch to other methods
Last time I used a stove the pan exploded
And I ain't even joking either
ur using a pan for ramen?
she looks cute
hey i watched that
No just in general
It is time to listen to my favoritest song from hit game pressure whilst I drive home
wait what topic are we on
The rivets that hold on the handle blew off
yeah shes got a very cute backstory
Sounded like a gunshot
or listen to nkg theme
Nkg theme not even in my top 3 ngl
Hi
sisters of battle at least?
Obviously
yeahhhh
I'm housewifemaxxing so i don't have these issues
Pure vessel number one as per usual
Teach me your ways
I can respect it
I wanna be house husband
ur job becomes investing in crypto and cleaning the house
shes annoying christ
and learning to cook real food
chat i beat godhome ending after 5 years, im insane
ok so u gotta practise cooking
and get a better pan...,.,..,.
for a lot of basic stuffs like egg and pancake
It served me and my family well for years
Oh I can do egg, never tried pancake
Makes me want to aggressively squeeze her
when you flick a little bit of water on the pan and it sizzles
thats about hot enough
hi arrow lol
Hii
pv mentioned 🔥
how you been
Sometimes I wish he had thoughts
maybe it was just old then
💔
I forgot to turn the heat down
It was on high
I have completely lost my mind <3
about?
what happened
you can't keep the stove on high heat
Life
you wanna get it to the desired temp
Living happened
I knoww
and then turn it to minimum
That's why I said I forgot to turn it down
Yo what's good
fair
oh
I forgor
How about you?
you just need to practise
how many years of housewife experience do you have
mid at best
just existing and doing music stuffs
its been like almost a year since i became a wife
like
not married just relationship
okay
im not an elder
Yummy music stuffs
i see i see
hopefully that continues to go well
ye
no im not that talented
rip you should learn something
Leaf
Zack that's so cool
i know how to write stuff but just never understood how to genuinely play something
nice
thats something
you know what i mean
The writing is cool too
what i write is both interesting and moronic
I just drum to Slipknot and avenged sevenfold 🥀
I bet it's great
and some other stuffs
could leak a section 
Zelda npc type beat
send me clipsss
to you and arrow :3
I want the leaf to wear
Attend my lectures I will teach dark souls lore
also also soups and pastas are simple but good
so perhaps start with those as well!!
can I get a housewife tutorial on how to make linguine
like
the pasta?
youre welcome :D
ok so like you boil the water
salt it with salt before adding the pasta
turn the heat to low
boil the pasta for slightly less than the package says
in the meantime make ur sauce
I might have to ditch the ramen and make pasta
it's only 11:25 pm what could go wrong
i just use like
Nothing...
idk
dont burn down your house
canned pasta sauce bc icba to make my own
silksong tommorow
and you add herbs and pasta water and whatever you want
Silksong in 34.5 hours
lmfao yall not in the future?
it's 6 am sep 3 for me
I'll tell yall if silksong gets delayed or not since im in the future 🤣
no, I'm an american with a bunch of motorcycles
👍
How many motorcycles tho
2 😂
Yummy
do you join the chorus of screeching bald eagles as they fly by and madly fire assault rifles into the sky
my Harley and my Kawasaki ninja h2r 👀
Cray cray
while eating a cheeseburger
Motorcycles and drums so cool
no, but I like cheese burgers
Like my ocs bcuz y'all know I can always find a way to make anything about my ocs
-# Mwehehe
funny oc stuff
!!!
what the frick bro
did the pale king raise the tariffs again?
yeah, was mad about it
I love drowning my burgers in ketchup
that's why I lashed out 😔
omg is this a my oc reference
Me core
control your anger before you drown yourself and your already dead kidneys in monster
real
I don't even drink monster
👀

I was banned from drinking Monster
not like I've had like 10 in the last 4 days or anything
bro
hes getting better
liaten

listen

this is trans girl levels of monster
it's not that bad now
Don't have a heart attack you're too cool for that
you're falling down the pipeline with the rest of us
Pipeline Punch...
E N E R G Y
The most like carbonated drink I've had in like a month is right now
And its a sparkling water
fuck I guess I'm a femboy? Is this cannon chat
Nod
its canon
shit...
you wanted to househusbandmaxx so perhaps
hey I asked for a pasta tutorial
We love those people
I'm a straight non trans man
I have this really specific problem in City of Tears that I can't figure out, basically ||You lost The Game||
I love you too dear Gar
thats what they all say
closeted
Mayhaps
its ok, we know its difficult
Upgrade your nail and hold F
I mean eere whatever attack is in hollow knight
Rage bait nor falling for it
Straight non trans man representation ❤️
Controller gang
hell yeah I know this guy's got me
I play on xbox
Hollowknight is honestly just a controller game imo
I feel like a lot of 2d games with simple controls are
and so will silksong
I have a controller I can connect to my laptop
How cool
i can't wait for silksong players to say "i just beat the silksong im so happy"
looking forwards to that wholesome moment
Leaving a review one minute into the game to say "I liked the ending"
lowkey forgot what pv is but i know the boss
pure vessel
aaah thanks
roided up hollow knight dude
all i did was spam for the hollow knight why was it so easy...
I've been trying to draw the whole day but I just kept getting interrupted and I only have like two things sketched out and now im gonna give up 
show :0
should show
I really really I'd even say with a capital R REAALLLYY hate showing my unfinished things because I know they always look better finished and they look so ass now rueuee rurue reeuee Eee UUUE EEE
But I am special
ramen mentioned 🔥
we wont shit on it, trust
well I might but that's not the point
ignore the haters
aww :c
well when ur done then
u have to
Its nor a "you'll shit on it" its more of a "this will be better later why show now
youre always mean so that doesnt change
Bcuz I need a snack
duh
Feed me Gar
fair
take your time on it :3
im scared are those maggots
bruh it's dry ramen mixed with hot water
WHY DO YOU SUDDENLY HATE ME
I use aseprite to make gifs sometimes
it's soaking
That's as far as my artistic skill goes
I would never
spooky
You telling me to starve clearly means you hate me and you want me to explode and die
Sighhhhhhhhhh
AWWWWWWWWWWWW
mb I don't fit ur housewife standards twin 🥀
u dont have to crush them................................................................................
I can't cook for shit
think about the pain they feel
Lilith you are so sweet <3
thats a lot of periods
someone would be concerned
compensating for the ones i dont get
HAHAHA
Urgh actually I think im gonna bin this and try something else tomorrow
see I was gonna make a joke but I know you two would fuckin snail me
D:
I hate doing.... ANGLES
okie good luck!!!
Silksong Tomorrow?
eventually 🙏
Have you considered setting the angles on fire tho
make it anyways
nuh uh
what is the best charm build for brute forcing bosses
anything with spells
But they'll end up worse
i can send my build rn
show
Nuh uh
strength quickslash grubsong stalwart
steady body
idk
if you wanna just
grubsong 🗿
hit the bosses and not care
<3 :3
just don't get hit
i have half and half
jkjk
ditch soul catcher and long nail, put on quick slash and sharp shadow
ur very sweet too i know that without biting
people hate on sharp shadow but its lowkey underrated
Fr
free I frames and you do dmg
I only bite certain people for evil reasons
Me when im a dog
evil/10
-# Certain people as in my ocs
Ah yes a fan favorite charm is underrated makes sense
You mean a furry?
...no
literally me
I think you mean a furry
can you bite me on the wrist so i bleed out 🥺
thats evil right
you'd be surprised, I've seen more than 10 people hate on it
so far
No hun <3
about to be 11
i hate sharp shadow
i need another charm notch
Sharp shadow is so cool
It does suck but that doesn't change the fact its a fan favorite 🚬
Literally saved me on pure vessel
Its not underrated
bad nox
i never used it much so my opinion doesn't count much
i think
What if i wanna be bit to feeeeelll something
wahhh :c
Like hitting my head on a wall over and over and over and over
Everybody!!!!!!!
Dear Gar do you need help
that makes u faint
i tried before
neanderthal activities
Hi mandude
Silk song comes out in two days!!!!!!!!!!!!
hi garf!!
wdym ❌
WOWEE
No its not also #sk-discussion
!!!!!!!!!!!
tf is happening
b-

garf lore drop
this is hk general so it's not entirely out of place
B IS NOT LOW
guys garfs real name is actually dinkleberg its true
Grer
Imo it is
Its my last name
b is 70s-80s
which is low
evil twin
Maruo and luigi
Man you get your sibling here now I want mine here
garfargle dinkleberg?
Wario n waluigi
hit original characters
They're his aweesome ocs
gang this ramen is absolutely going to slap
sadly i must eep
night twin
it is part of the "general" part of the chat, you can not like it but it is included
goodnight chat
Goodnight twin
Goodnight <3
honk shoo
goodnight sleepyhead
unless I missed some specific guideline on keeping silksong out of everywhere else
hi alyssa
(ik spoilers are to be kept to silksong channels)
hiya
Mandude how's being in purgatory
oh
O-O
-# Cough
why does it looks like the bugs in hk
Very normal human activities
most normal is eating drywall
yes very normal
Is it drywall and by maul do you mean eat
Yes
garf the drywall consumer
at that point do radiant
cardboard
Eat it
It's strawberry flavored
mmm, beaky..,.,.,.,..,,
guys, I found the silliest song ever and I don't regret listening to it on replay for 1 hour
I'm going insane
Rabids go home
?
holy 180p image
boss theme 3
gonna pick silksong with a dollar?
bom bom bom
oh it can get worse
Like, I'm literally not lying when I say it's the silliest song ever
It genuinely sounds like having 1 neuron working on breathing only
If it isnt Mexican music from angry birds its definitely not
actually, if you were listening to lore, nerd you'd know silksong is free for gamepass
👽
It's sillier than that
I dunno how to show you guys the song tho
well what if i told you im buying it at full price because tc is goated
This is offtopic
becuase were cool and awesome and cool
It’s hollow knight general
then I'd say ur a madlad
off topic is allowed
Looks around for mods errrr no such thinf
but respect
Oh
oh, I have this goofy hornet gif
imma just do the gif and add a few seconds of whatever song I found lol
when I played the game I thought the map would feel incredibly big, but surprisingly enough it didn't lol
it only looks that way
mario 3 goomba shoe
brb, imma show you guys the song, maybe imma just add 30 seconds of it cuz it's 4 minutes long
hi izu
Hai
Good morning
holy jumpscare
It's 9:10 PM
silksong tomorrow :3
9:10am
It's still the second for me
I'm eating ramen outside and thought my hose was a face
Thats the time for the south coast usa
time traveller
9:10am
I have to wait longer for Skong
what time is it for east
12
pm?
am
Silksong sale mañana 
yooo silksong tmrw
peak
Hi o Hello
i am for tomorrow
FIRST TRIED MARMU
"I'm so hype fam 😐"
Silksong tomorrow in 48 minutes
SILKSONG TOMORROW
YEAHHH
Okay goodnight fam
Oh its that soon?
night twin
I didn't even notice
Today we Silk, tomorrow we Song
YAYY
smlick smlongj
AWESOME
bro marmu is totally not awesome sauce
SHAW
Thats the spirit
In 47 minutes the countdown will reach 1 day
he was easy
id be sad if it wasnt
i just used steady body and mark of pride lmao
Fresh ink ♥️
Peak
woah
So close to dust
THATS SO FUCKING AWESOME
Peak?
it is time
sick as hell
Is Peak Peak?
time to party 🥳
Done lol, I can show you guys the song now. I repeat, it's very silly stoopid song, y'all be warned
was watching stream for a bit
♥️♥️♥️

I'm not a lobotomite 
DREAM GATE UNLOCKED!!!
Very.

how should i prepare for silk the song
hands down best thing in game
how does one prepare
Yeah, don't ask why, but I have been listening to this "song" on repeat for 1 hour and I wanna go for 2 hours
Fire
By screaming
going on a 2 mile run at 2 am
thats the spirit
Play Terraria for 20 hours straight
What is ripping out and tearing apart my ears
buy canned food and bottled water and start digging
I'm killing myself
Wtf is this audio
LMFAOOO
this is fire this sounds like getting a lobotomy for the first time
A masterpiece
@lone fiber
The song is so weird cuz, you know, all the first 1 minute and 30 seconds is whatever the hell this is, AND OUT OF NOWHERE THEY ADD THE SUPER MARIO STAR THEME WITH THIS GUY RAPPING
Dude i got a little shock seeing ur pfp cos i lowk stole it and use it for my yt 😭
twin...
😭😭😭
I-...
?av
ok
-
buy canned food and bottled water and dig a hole
-
scream
-
play terraria for 20 hours straight
-
go on a 2 mile run at 2 am david goggins style
anything else
BAHHAHAH
Like I said, this song is the representation of only having 1 neuron and that neuron working only on breathing
how do i defeat this person
its actually stuck in me head a little
You don't
this reminds me of what my grandmother would do when we go to the store when i was younger
she would just leave me in the back seat with the dog and have the window closed like 50 percent of the time
evil gun that kills them
if I've got nothing to say about it, it's been cooking too long twin...🥀
STILL WATER 💀 (BEWARE)
what do i do then
Not fuck with the ghosts there
Oh
Yep
You know what? Same
ok
It's so catchy for no reason istg, and no joke, it genuinely sounds good, like, the sample is goofy and all but how it sounds is actually good ngl
its ok i got pretzals for my sacrifice
huh
oh ok
I got jack shiitt except heatstroke
Mods can see deleted messages 
ur literally on something
I swear bro
Sometimes I'd fall asleep and never know if I'd wake up
its nothing bad lmao

damn
Oh
I'm listening to the whole album rn
NAH CUS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
GENUINELY
I'm crashing out
dinkleberg type beat
this is the album, it all makes a lot more sense now xD
sploinking type beat
Ever heard of dj toenail?
runs away

but you guys can't say it sounds bad
im jamming out to sonic cd and your ass is saying "hop on dj ploopledong" ❤️🩹
🔥🔥🔥
"how to feel high with no drugs, pt 1"
BAHHAHAHA
lore accurate label
Hop on dr giggle touch

“iM fLoaTInG”
i just killed a hillbilly and took his banjoo
Dj Sailor Moon
dibble dooblesnatch ass character
garf do you wanna heaar my latest invention
Its like boov music
look up horsegiirl
Sure
No thank you
"my little white pony
huh
super bean boozeled inator 23
creates shards of glass and dead bees
runs on horse shoes and pac man plug and plays
Is this from maddos weird thing
lost kin lowkey hard
but why y'all acting like the song I sent is bad
made it out the trenches
no we tried using it but it sucked
Fr
because maddo has small brainium
Actually, know what guys, I know an even sillier song 😭😭😭
Damn 💀
Lemme do the same thing and send it here
see, I didn't save zote because fuck that dude
Well it sounds cool mandude
thanks garf
No thanks
oh hey my mouse works again i can finally draw
Oh how cool
Absolutely shyt today
But not on the fine shyt way
More in the "oh fuck me this looks awful"
oh dear
I did a bit of magma with soda
anyone can help me in #1412654748728950845
not bad actually
hm
I'm slowly inching closer to that document
Just fucking wait mate
Very very slowly
Yay thanks
imortal snail
Its like a traumatized dog learning how to trust again
