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||once you buy all of Corny's maps he returns to the shop and goes to sleep up on a shelf, and stays there, snoring, every time you enter||
you will never die now
BECAUSE NATURE HATES US
OKAY BUT DONT BRING NATURE RIGHT TO MY NOSE BRO
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fr? I can't wait for that. bro finally fulfill his goal.
my genuine reaction: :3
I will fight the pollen with my collection of moth dust
moth? markoth??
The easy boss
nope just moth
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guys imagine if there was an ending where the Knight gets infected and fucking dies and then everyone fucking dies and the plague wins and everyone is fucking dead
That would be fucking terrible
nooo
I'd be depressed
you fucking said it
bury me there as well
shovel knight
Correct
i love that
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i swear tiso is louder then 80% of the game
Where do u get those will u like to be my royal gif collector?
Is it because there is no official one but this is the biggest one?
i do this funny thing called searching in gifs
SKOOONG
perhaps
ON THURSDAY
holy 4 days to go
?tag countdown
Silksong releases on <t:1756994403:f>, <t:1756994400:R>. Ready your needles!
are you trying to factcheck me
dawg ๐ญ

Doable
you have alright odds to do that
i have reached absrad before tho
that is, if a certain moth doesnt stop you
is it just me or hollow knight reminds me of the anime Made in abyss?
ye and hog too
thats great
how has practice been going
had terrible odds yesterday but i beat like 24 bosses radiant
have you killed her yet
no
i unlocked her in hog but didnt fight her yet
started radianting bosses
Silking till I silksong
wheen did you unlock
you got this dude
ye ig
thursday: reached absrad
friday: did all bindings
saturday: radianted 24 bosses
now just oro and mato (and absrad) are left
mornin but it's 3am for me lmfao
i'm going to church tomorrow so i gotta figure out what to wear
i don't want to but we're going somewhere after the potluck so
It's 1:02 AM for me
hi dusk hi darsh
Hi?
Hi
should eep
hi lilith
Nyah
hola
but why
damn im just saying hi
We've never interacted,,,
Because YouTube
?av @stark crystal
Not me, I explode
yes that's me
fair reason
Tf is that
the slimemaster
Ngl I should eep
i'm the slimemaster that's my slime
why is the roaring knight in slime
I'm tripping on nothing
ah, the fraudulent one
cuz i'm the slimemaster
But
1 am means eep time :3
What if I see a gay person and they're cool
idk
absolutely peak I luv quirrel
Fuck would you even do
sleep important tho
quirrel it out
Ah its the fraud
Walk around Hallownest?
What is his perspective? Do what we've already done?
well quirrel does seem to have some cool abilities, i mean it seems even he could teleport like what he did in the uumuu fight
Watch his body float to the top of the blue lake, after which the game becomes 47 hours of just quirrel's dead body
could be his adventures before he met the knight
That's peak ngl
I'd play that
Tf
yeah that'd be peak
Quirell isn't dead what are u all talking about
i love quirrel
quirrel is the goat
Before or After Monomon mask
After is just boring
quirrel rhymes with goat
Before I'd play it ig
I FUCKING DID IT OH MY GOD HOLY SHIT AHHHH
GG!!! :]
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up
im actually about to faint
Why?๐
bro ive been stuck on hornet for so long
understandable after beating a hard boss
I'd cry if I beat P3
Yeah, my first playthrough was a mess
i need to keep drawing
No the fuck I wouldn't, fuck am I saying 
Though actually
I might
I would just be relieved, I just don't know how to beat sly yet
You'll be in for a treat
what do i do now though
tenna is on the floor rn
Pretty hard
Explore Ancient Basin
no hit
NOOOO WHAT HAPPENED TO TENNA HIS GUTS WERE RIPPED OUT
i'm wearing him to a local con

kris would you like to buy this [FOOT LONG SUB] for only [9 KROMER] Kris? It will make you a [BIG SHOT]


tenna tenna
kenna appears in chapter 8
the entire alphabet of tenna
Fuck jenna
is she ur ex
No i just hate tvs
oh
And remotes
aw man
And solid snakes
liquid is that you brother
oh my god, donald trump!
hello peter, welcome to fortnite
oh wow tenna
that's just greg don't mind bro
can't wait to pass out
Tenna is certainly a fellow

people's republic of spamton
spamton socialist party
tenna x spamton wireplay
hi guys
john radiohead?!
hello hit 1997 album ok computer by radiohead
HELL YEAH!!
my fav item
Yay
Lame,,, only one can wireplay
radiohead x hk
i'm waiting for time to pass :(
quick poll how many people here started hollow knight (or hadn't played for a long time but picked it up again) after silksong release date was announced
kill spamton. Not for being socialist but because i hate him
too bad spamton has a private military and the capability to airstrike you
spamton marx
i seriously need to draw my character vernam hes like spamton but
Hi Chilchuck
Quidquard
sniffle
yes.
Back to Izu
Just Rad Absraded on my last run of the night before bed
No think to am, no will to break
imagine if spamton wasnt capitalist
good spamton
No voice to cry suffering
The kromer wouldnt be free
i have no mouth and i must scream
No am and i must am
i think therefore I AM
barely awake
I got Izu-ified
hey so how do i get out of the abyss..
HORRAY
same way you came
Woa are you my daughter,,,
lots of mantis claw
Hate. Let me tell you how much I've come to hate you since I began to live. There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that make up my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel for humans at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
hate :3 wet me teww you how much i've come to hate ou since i began to wive
Fucking dumbass ai you never began to live (i still havent read or played it)
good job martinez
am had sentience though 

holy redditor
dont zote me


i think thewefowe i am!!!
why did i hear zack d film's voice 
fwom the moment i undewstood the weakness of my fwesh, it disgusted me :(
Oh god that's even worse
i cwaved the stwength and cewtainty of steew nyah~
I will kill you
I will Undertale Genocide route you
little ol me?
has anyone invented the idea of changing path of pain to path of painkillers replacing the sprites with painkillers, just a thought
;3
GOOBSMOOCH MENTIOEND
By the Omnissiah stop this this is too much
My eyes
inshallah he will be obliterated into a fine red paste
Oh you came full circle
Hm
guys
nice chalkeaters banner
today i finally did it on record
did what
i did pure vessel no hit
light work
oh my goated
i mean on record
grats
cuz i always failed when i tried to record it for yt
Thanks !
probably, i'm new to this game
hi haru 
xD
You did the thing! You emailed God to get the ear priviledges revoked!
i also sent some emails off to Allah and Yahweh and Vishnu for good measure ๐
||Chainsaw devil is gonna eat the Ear devil,,,||
Chainsaw man spoilers
Not gonna happen
no one here likes joy
Hey Mel
Didn't it happen,,,
It's not whimsy it's verbal abuse
Because reading that shit caused me actual pain
I am not caught up
it's not whimsy it's vewbaw abuse meh meh meh
i'll give you a flint michigan face lift bud
i'm awesome
Ugh I have a bug bite on my finger
yeah that was me
Which one ?
Guys what is the release time of Silksong?
its hk general now ๐ฅ๐ฅ
I don't wanna face crashes
Game is gonna break stam
"oh boy i sure do wonder how our universe holds together!"
the humble atom;
Steam
and it's on the front of it
I'm afraid your career is over
Heyru
i have a cut on my thump tip probably from building my cosplay
bro took revenge for all the bugs he killed in hk
Damn am I gonna get swarmed with all the bugs theb
Cause I prob killed almost 500k bugs in hk
imagine mantises
how that mosquito felt
final boss of silksong is gonna be some random guy named larry trying to get rid of the wasp nest under his house
it's not that big of a deal if you can't get past stage 1 it's usually the hardest
is this good? ๐ฅ
i wouldn't know cuz admittedly i haven't fought the radiance yet but
Remove Grimmchild
for what
maybe not grimmchild
absrad
Use Twister
look... its not easy to explain
but grimmchild is a need
in this fight
only times i actually used grimmchild were for grimm and his troupe things lol
But the lil kid
small goober
punt the little shit
I banished Grimm
the fuck man
Carefree better ngl
its trash
i'm a hall of famer kicker i will send that thing flying
it almost never works and only has its use in hog radiant fights
just get gud instead 
EGARE
hollow knight fans after responding to a genuine post asking for help with "git gud"
xD
99% of hollow knight players don't know what they're doing and i'll stand by this
Do you ?
Hm
SHe's a slime
She
nope
never met ahollow knight player who knows what they're doing
they just kinda make educated guesses
I have emotional attachment to grimmchild bc like it's such a little goober and he sleeps when you bench and it's fucken adorable so how fucking dare you
Honestly I just heard that in the funny well and went down
U need to meet better hk players
I'm a good HK player
No, you're just a good guesser
Need to use the FREND build
It's so peak
Missing the dung defender charm
grubsong <3
remember kids: the nintendo switch has a screenshot button, and screenshots can be exported to your phone
What
That takes long
And it's boring
The dung defender charm
it's there
if only you had grimmchild too
Shitchild
I will find you
yeah but you can't take videos on HK on switch i don't think
You can
why the hate? 
it won't let me
it saves a video of the past 30 seconds
Because it's shit
okay and?
do you already have 100 videos saved?
I'll beat NKG in 30 seconds
They won't find the body
we know grimmchild isnt that helpful, are we hating?
i hold the button and says it won't let me cuz it's disabled by the game or smth
no and i'm well aware how it works
grimmchild somehow manages to have the same chance of missing no matter how close the target is
if the target is right in front of him he will shoot backwards half of the time

ye lmao never used him tbh
i'm sleepy gd
He's doing his beeest
gahdaym
My little guy doesn't need to hit for me to love him
but thats a friend yk
not good at aiming :(
grimmchild more like smellchild amirite
i admittedly get grimm and one of the helluva boss characters confused
I will personally kidnap your parents
if I had to use grimmchild or carefree melody, I'd rather use grimmchild
real ones don't hit grimm when he bows
in fact
they bow back
- it actually does something
- it takes up fewer charm notches
More like anyone who isn't fucking evil
3 notches for an inverted russian roulette each time I take damage is not good
(the first round contains zero blanks)
free soul
go sleep
gn
what is time for you
tbh when i fought grimm i was like "bro has honor"
have a good sleeb
but in nkg fight he was constantly teleporting behind me to attack
Bowing is not consent to probe the brain
Can I do save scumming while doing the delicate flower quest? I just keep f-ing getting hit by the thorns near the end.

so i went "false pride"
Then you get to nkg and he doesn't even bow
As in, can I save at the nearby bench and redo from there?
yes and he attacks from the back on top of that
I think it autosaves when you lose the flower
so it's best to NOT sit on any other benches
so you can reload the save to teleport back to the grey mourner
Hey can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that we as humans are able to do so much
No u have to go back to the MOURNER and it resets u at the MOURNER bench
.........F thorns. I cleared out the path beforehand so getting to the queen's garden isn't hard, but I can't jump well enough to avoid getting hit by thorns.
..........Yup. Got hit again..... F this. White palace was easier than this.
I'm following that route lol.
.... I'm done with this quest for now. Is her mask shard absolutely necessary for maxing out masks?
did you just use the terms "fog canyon" and "safe" in the same sentence
sit on bench or reload and they all respawn
also time sink
Ye that's wht I did
strange.
Took me only 4 tries
So don't bench
Getting to the end isn't that big of a problem though. It's easy if you have glowing womb, you won't even need to fight.
yeah
there are no "spares"
I took this exact route and did it like 2nd try easily
I used shaman stone
And the first try only failed at the end
That Thorne at the end is hard to get through. I'm just gonna practice getting through that first.
good idea
yeah that's probably a good idea
that being locked is evil
Eh, I've unlocked most stuff out there, I think? I should be nearing the end now, I mean, getting that kingsoul is endgame stuff right?
Yes
Faster radiance thats it
Wait till you see the last phase
hell
tell that to the me who forgot i had weaversong and entered fog canyon ๐
oh god
Precept number 58:
Venture fog canyon by yourself
yeah don't
Cray cray
atleast i made progress
I bought hollow knigth and dont really like it at first and i was gonna refund it but i completely forgot so now ig i have to keep playing even tho i dont really want to. maybe it gets better after i get started
It does, that's what happened to me at first, I didn't enjoy the game at first and didn't know what to do, I gave it another try and now I have over 160 hours on it
Oh dang. Yeah like its really confusing and i dont like the idea of not knowing where youre going but the movement and art style is really cool so i think i will like it
And everyone and their mums say its a good game so like it has to be good
CHAT
goodmornbg
It's Hatsune Miku's birthday today
hwsvvbblebh
Same. My first time I had quit after finding mantis Lords too tough, but now I'm 30 hours in, and still going through it
Y'know, part of why I'm so excited for skong is bc I used a guide for my first playthrough of hk, and so I can't wait to be able to experience silksong completely blind
crazy
I think imma do a roaring knight rq
It will take a bit of time to get over a certain part, after that the game flows beautifully
Yes exactly, now i play hollow knight all the time
anyone know a closer bench to the uh
whats his name
idk the dream guy in deep nest
Gaelian?
yeah
Closest is bench in failed tramway
wheres that
No go out from there and then go up
First try baby, not even close
It wud be easier if u screenshare or send an image
this is where i am
Ok it will take a while to guide u exactly
alr
uh let me do sm rq
Or i can do it but it will take some time for me to get there
im in general 2
Ok gimme 5 mins
It is once again time for a tip which sounds obvious but I wish someone had told me sooner
When you find a trapped grub, you can dream nail it to make sure it's actually a grub and not just a mimic
Real grubs will always dream "Home"
helo chat
hola
ye im here now , some computer issues
oki
can u share screen
hold on rq
i hate pure vessels triple slash
i jump and pogo on him but his hitbox becomes smaller than the sword and sometimes i get hit by it
i try to pogo him but miss and get hit
my controller is acting up so hold
Oh we have a new sticker
OK
ight its working
check dms
what if the radiance in reality was markoth all this time
dude wtf i couldnt use wings to dmg him
it would just not work and i would fall
markoth is harder than pure vessel and nkg combined what the fuck
yo chat
hola
dude what is markoth
like
i swear
in the span of 2 minutes i got hit by 5 swords cause he placed them right where i gotta go
or he blocked all my ways
he is easy
did you beat him radiant?
i cannot even beat him on ascended
yes
syfm
I am saying its easy because its a easy fight
I have done it on radiant because its a easy fight
oh right, having to lookat his 2 nails his 2 shields and his ahh that keeps wanting to give you a hug while barely dealing any damage to him is definitely the easiest thing a person can do 
bro
Summer break ends tomorrow
he spawned his nails right where i gotta go like 7 fucking times
yes just practice some patience
yes he does that
im being fucking patient the fuck
yes, that doesn't make it any easy though
one could argue you need patience for absrad, that doesn't make absrad an easy boss
im waiting for his shield to be st the other side so i attack him only that he FUCKING MOVES WHILE DOING SO
keep your distance untill the sheild start spinning then get a few hits then spam spells
easy
and also how like 5 fucking nails appeared ourside my screen and i got hit
"keep your distance" easier said than done buddy
he keeps wanting to give you a hug
and how i used 4 shade souls, ALL DOUBLE HITTING MARKOTH, WITH SHAMAN STONE AND HE WAS STILL IN PHASE 1
no is is that easy
even if you hit him away
Sure later today
WHY IS THERE 2 OF ME
aight
@dull oracle just because its easy for you doesnt mean its easy for fucking everybody
Wrong
your opinion isnt the only one that matters
lets see if it really is as easy as he says
I disagree/j
SUPER WRONG
Corn's opinion is the only important...
ragebait? 
@swift light stop being a dog
I'm a cat, actually
"Cornshu am i good boy? ๐ฅน"
My opinion is the only one that matters
looking ass
actually
Good girl*...
what the fuck
chill, im pretty sure they're ragebaiting now
im so tired of absrad man
im not even gonna bother radianting her
Shut up you cyberpsycho, get a higher education and stop being gonked in the head.
-# /j
Correct izu
ragebait is just an excuse to be annoying smh
laugh.
but my mom died and i cant go to the academy anymore 
HELP
Ragebait lost its meaning
nosk
YOU SHOULD'VE SAVED HER
GONK
It's you!
or is it?
ragebait was funny when people used it to be funny and not use it as an excuse to be a bitch and annoying smh
i tried, you really think i didn't?
I do both
Oh please
whats the charm combo
Dont worry he just wants a nice hug
We know u didnt
WOULD SHE HAVE WANTED YOU TO BE LIKE THIS!?
Yes
WOULD SHE, DAVID?
Yes
She would have wanted thT
well that's her dream and not mine, i live my own life, not the one she tells me to live 
You can cheese nosk because of the platform btw
Y'know I simultaneously can't wait for and am dreading the new season of edgerunners that's being made
what platform
She just wanted you to live a good life, David.
You didn't have to do this.
you dont see me regretting shi do you?
The platform you and nosk literally stand on
i wish i knew that before going into the fight. i still beat him regardless though
You don't even care that she's dead, do you?
do you have abyss shriek or howling wraiths
ofcourse i do, but that doesn't mean i'll just stop living, life goes on
howling
Spamming up slash also works
You disgust me, Martinez
whatever you say izu 
use shaman, quick slash and if you want either defenders crest, grubsong or the fungal charm
you can cheese nosk with platform
yeah but for more dmg
scopsucker is prolly 100% ganic ๐
chrome tf up gng
when nosk dashes to the middle from the opposite side of where you are, stand right below the ascended platform cause hes either gonna throw up or go through the entire arena
Just fucken hit em till he's dead
"i have chrome" gonk prolly got a smart link and that's it
patofas geo ๐
It's all I can afford...
real convincing there
you gotta get your ennies up and get syn lungs ๐ฏ
i needed that geo for silksong
beating nkg and pure vessel in ascended 3 times in a row is easier than markoth in ascended imo
I pick... THE LEXINGTON
the trick is to walk around rancho after dark there's hella guns just lying on the street after shootouts

my friend game me a summary of the anime
Yes you very much should
uh
What if someone is camping it..?
Actually watch it
i'm playing cyberpunk rn ts so peak
nty
I don't have money, nor the cool status, to get out of an encounter
Oh yeah I forgot that was in it
We're talking about the other Cyberpunk
Obviously,,,
Cyberpunk 3066
Cyberpunk 67
cyberpunk 2077 BC
No not u izu not u tooo
I'm a woman actually
July 16, 2026 02:11 UTC
Coroner ruling: Accidental asphyxiation by carbon monoxide leak

well I don't have fucken gendered reaction images, that'd genuinely just result in more misgendering
Break off that _ _ legs
we need AI embedded reaction images that automatically deduce the target's gender
Break off that fuckers legs
rip out that gonk's chrome
-# I deadass don't even know what a Smart Link is...
It's some damn nerd shit imo
Assdead i know what a smart link is
My Cool stat is 0

yess๐ญ
summer break ends tomorrow for yall?
9 month of school
i can no life silksong for only 4 days after its release
Summer break ended 2 weeks ago for somebody i know
hell na
Wait also that one reaction image is the only one I have that truly is gendered
I do have like 1 or 2 that use "bro" but like
I've been in school for 2-3 weeks
Is non gendered reaction images an actual pressing problem facing society
Fucking apparently
Me when I can't handle a joke
How long did they last?
its not fair we gotta go to school 9 months for every year until you turn 18 and only have a 3 months break smh
Ive got better chrome to hook up to, choom
actually it wouldn't be hard to make a discord bot where you ping a target and it scans their pronouns section and chooses an appropriate image
i'm boutta be a pioneer
Does Choom have two meanings? :3c
I thought it meant, close friend
And I'm boutta do everything in my power to break your shit
my summer break was from may 29 to aug 31
hi
should i try hk or wait for ss
For 112% yes
It gives you a cool item after you beat it
what do i gain from beating him
Pale Ore
100000000000 aura
im outta here
bro i am NOT fighting that fucking thing
guys did i cook?
It's so fucking easy to cheese though
Who the hell doesn't want more smackage per smack
guys should i try hollow knight or wait until silk song
My tried and true method of hit em in the fucking face till they drop dead wouldn't be nearly as effective without pure nail
theres a cheese
Hey guys I am still on my first playthrough and did something I am not supposed to(I think)
Doubtful
what did you do
Walk past elderbug without talking to him
noooo
explain how i cheese that mf
Loading....
Stand next to the Platform and up slash him
Is this discovered yet?
Tf you mean loading
also the upspell
Yes
stay below the platform on the opposite side of where he is and when he passes above you, either hit him with the nail looking upwards or using howling
Oh yeah no that's a well known skip
i tried that but i got hit with orange juice a lot
Not intended
Then
but definitely not new
Move
when he jumps up just go to the far right/left and slowly head to the other side
WOAH?!
but which one
the one he throws up or when he jumps outside the arena
yes but its cool you managed to find it
Hi
hi
hola
Games are the only thing my brain works on
Hell -0
?av kiyuiung
So tuff and mango mustard
Lmao
gotta fuckin love shadow pumping an assault rifle
And sonic 06ing all over the place
both
the orange throw up juice when hes in the middle, you hardly get hit below the platform and when he jumps outside the arena he tracks your location to throw orange juice
he aslo stays still whilst he throws it so on hthe unlikley event of it hiting yjou you can just move out of the way
and for the jump one you have to just keep moving but then get back to below the platform as quickly as possible
stay over here
stay below there depending on the side nosk is
stay on the opposite side of nosk
oh yeah youve got to move back up once he comes back towards you
the left side is better though so try to stay on that one when you can
whats ssd
solid state storage
so uh
my pc says my ssd is 0% life remaining
yet the pc is still running normally
what do i do
ive had this pc for about 9 months
probably try to transfer everything from the ssd to something else would be my best guess but im not an expert
it says my ssds helth is poor and that its remaining life is o%
Guys so I know now I need to do 4 patheons do get 112 % yes ?
how do i do that?
do you have like an external harddrive
like i said im not an expert
whats that mean brochacho
Well idk how hard they are haha
So I said il see if I can win
you can actually do them pretty well
with right charm set up
like something you can transfer files to that isnt part of your pc
@heady mason you happy? 29 attempts
how would i acquirew an external harddrive?
29 is a lot better than whatever im on at this point
yeah so go for good nail charms then like quick slash, unb strength and mop
I just found out
if you have pride mark equipped
you have enough range on your nail
to hit those exploding birds so that they explode at a safe distance from you
sharp shadow if you want
i dont know how expensive they are but i wouldnt imagine too much
ah alright
im still worried about how my ssd died already?
it should last between 5-10 years
mine died in 9 months
and Ive also just been reminded that the conquerer trial is the one with the hoppers.
could it have been physical damage?
wish me luck chat this is probably where my steelsoul run ends
like was it dropped a lot or something?
good luck youve got this
also you may view it has cheating but if you quit to menu just before your about to die then you can save yourself
how much data was stored on it?
like how many gigs?
like in mb/gb/tb?
yeah
lemme check
you could've pulled that number out of thin air 
742 gigs
i've already beaten markoth, i can also just screenshot it and say a random number and say i got him again
188 gigs remaining
Bonjur
I could have yeah but I didn't
oh i thought 742 was an oddly specific number
so my ssd temperature is 36 degrees celsius
well, just in case if you really didn't, then ig you're one of the pros
thats normal though
yeah
google says normal temperature is between 30 celsius and 65
but it wtill doesn't make markoth easy
so why the fuck did you react with a broken heart femboy?
it means you're better 
reasons
btw hi grimal
what happened w your hb
says 0% life remaining
Hello astra
and idk what to do brochacho a normal ssd is supposed to last 5-10 years and mines dead in 9 months
hi darsh
@unkempt dragon pv
are you maybe good w pcs? ik youre a game dev so maybe related?
You should double check with another software, like CrystalDiskInfo
I am not
hi haru (i see you typing)
is that alr installed or do i install it?
That 0% after 9 month is sus AF

like huh??
wait is crystaldiskinfo safe?
do i js google crystaldiskinfo and install or do i have to look for a specific site
would you have overheated it in the past?


