#hk-general
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Hmmmm ehrhrgrhrrr rare yeueyege
Again 🇨🇦
pure volleyball
Never wanna be too rude
right right
in your blood to be nice as possible
Why not? Its fun/j
🇺🇸
dude im actually about to have a heart attack im trying everything not to lose her
😵💫
ill do that as well but with balatro
tetanus 💀
you got this dude 😭
Stabbing myswlf with a rusty nail over and over until I feel something
t:3tanus
stepping on a Lego is just as bad
Bru idk what to say I fumble all the time too
not the :3
:3
:3333
based
Im planning on entering the lovers tournament on valentines day with a friend
So I have to really reallt try
which is for tetris?
Yes
you gonna come out the other side holding hands
you really gotta lock in dude
is it a really a friend afterwards tho
If we lose yes
We're fucking doomed from the start its just for fun
Going against flying diarrhea
ight yeah
One of the best tetris players of all time
hey at least ur still in
is he famous or something
😭 yall gotta communicate better bro istg
I'm a tetanus player myself actually
im on one mask but i got quick focus on
how did this turn into a legandary fumble
wdym she isnt breaking up
right

zote, the breaker of relationships
could be catfished
no ive got this
Yes
I think so
Hes actually a few ranks down unfortunately
Im so fucking pissed off
alr alr
I HATE ZOTE SO MUCH
I need him to be top 3
but dont u guys have to defeat him
zote fumbled HPs bag
🤔
I WISH I LET HIM DIE IN THAT VENGEFLY
...yes
So thay means errr
We're not winning
Nah I’d win
Its just for funsies
time to restart
That’s what the message gives off lol
he js killed me in p5
start speed running
oh hell nah 😭
...what?
whats a flick?
photo 😭
oh
pls say this was a typo
we ball
bro y'all are wild 😭
💀 💀
i can clutch shut UP
my granny called she said travvy you work too hard im worried youll forget about BALL BALL BALL
idk bro
you're
okay you lowkey cooking
Me when my basketball obsessed dad sees me doing anything else
is he actually

w o m e n
I’ll let u cook
a guy can like a ball game
and dating 101 from hp apparently
crying right now
yeah
this is actually comedic given the fact hp is quite literally losing their shit in real time
and we are witnessing it
A guy can like a ball
or 2
hp is shutting down
no more computers from them
I wish HP luck
hp you made computers from hp? holy
gotta keep the generation runnin
hp low
Unless it’s Harry Potter, he’s a cop
hp very low
three hit points
two hit points
:3
shut
👺
so he does like more than one ball
that sucks dawg
Sorry im tetrising it
ONE MASK WHERES THE SOUL STUFF
Its okay... I think.
yikes
its alr

Im not on my gane today
but.. you had it
HOLY SHIT
you should take a break
tetanusising it
:3’ing
💀
mention zote
✌️💔
you been saying its joever for a long time
anyone got hive blood
If ur in est
😭
like deadass
Go ro sleep!!!!
nooooo
nuh uh
Hp go to sleep bro!!!
it's not 2 am yet
dude
(Trying to give genuine advice)
Yo guys 😎
✌️🥹
but im no longer eepy
Who loves hollow knight
Me
What's crackalackin slime
:3
its so over
WAIT
what random woman
I CAN CLUTCH THIS
bro i dont know
:3
Bro sleep
I'm so proud of my art ❤️❤️❤️
when did a random woman come in
wait I just realized, she's random?
dawg does your gf like another girl?
cute art
Hi Lilith
maybe? IS SHE EVEN MY GF??!!
Nice
hello
ask her
:3
IM GONNA FUCKING KILL MYSELF
that's the best thing you can do, is ask
Chill
calm down
Hi peri
Kms everyone thinks it’s leia lol
lee ahh
Lemme scam your ah
See this guy gets it
im the rare 10% that didnt think that then lol
star wars fell off fr
Unfortunately
Leia is cute :3
oka
What made u think that tho?
just watch clone wars or the original movies, you'll forget it fell off ong
dude that shit is amazing
Isn’t andor peak
never seen it
havent watched it
The weight of my sins bares heavily upon my shoulders. Thanks tetris.
I should watch andor ngl
the cheeni/paneer pronouns
what they making you do in tetris bro
"I hate you 💅"
should sleep fr
Changed my discord bio
Hahahaa
ur one to talk
It's given by my gf
so are you
Are u Indian 🤣 @opaque yoke
i cant breathe whats happening
nuh u-...I'm having deja vu
💔
yeah thats why i can spot an indian
He a fine shyt man
thats the point
Dude go to sleep it seems like ur not doing well
Maybe she’s asleep
Idk what ur timezone is but it’s nearly 2am for me
Hello
nuh uh
Added u 😎
Guys I actually saved $20
Is it enough for silksong?
no one knows
no price is too great
the price hasnt been revealed
were on call right now
I'm hopeful
Ah
buy a Xbox, it's free
o
Good luck then
Either way
we getting silksang for free boyyy
idk bout that
...I'm getting silksong for free...boyy
but more depressed
nuh uh
yuh huh
3 S spins in a row with my eyes closed and my hands blindfolded
FUCKING WINDUPS I CANNT STAND THEM AUAHAHAHAHA
AUAYHAHAA
shut
do path of pain now
deja vu
Path of pain is babies shit compared to this
I actually feel happy doing path of pain
that's the poi-....fuck that's deju vu
it's all endless loops
😔
insanity :3
🗿
I CAN CLUTCH
why
IT WILL WORK
Its better than this
HIVEBLOOD IS EQUIPPED
fair
oh hell NAH 😭
you gotta take a mental treat break
Ykw
mental tree
Respect
im trying
No matter how it goes you did really try
Defender's crest really does make this easy
huh
whos gonna stay up until 7 am and chat about life
not me
id pass out
do you know your limits
we're about to find out 👽
staying up late gang
w h a t
go on
shitting BRICKS rn
all nighter
Charms i used, could've swapped soul catcher for smt else since i didn't use a single spell
oh
my doors been open this whole time I realized
shit
fingers in your WHAT 😭
the spooky scary people are gonna grab me
CONGRATULATIONS
LETS GOOO
jesus christ
SOMEONE SEND THE EVA GIF
lmao
I CAN’T
try to hinge the door challenge
fails awfully
NOOO
UR GONNA FUMBLE AGAIN
Yeah
it was at this moment he knew he fucked it
cooked
somehow
Somehow
the bomb went off a few times
...did she say yes? 👀
Someway
so fucking real
What bomb went off
Of course I arrive to this, it's hk-general why wouldn't I
BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH
funny as fuck
Hollow is Knight or knight is hollow?
Somewhere, somehow, Dream smiles upon you and bestows his luck onto you /j
Genuinely have a love/hate relationship with this fuckass channel
dating e-courses
welcome to the class
LMAOO
That's a toxic relationship
lmao
Oh reaally, I had noooo idea
FUCK OFF
okay so
we dont gotta know all that @dreamy flint
Now u do that's gonna cost a pretty penny
can we like
move on from this
yeah
feels like its been happening too long
alr thx thx
definitely
she likes kpop demon hunters FUCK
I could've been a big shot...
do i end it all?
wraps
are you gonna go for a drive
darsh you dont gotta know
after a beer
How did we get to zote body pillow
desolate dive ✌️🥹
U mean u could have been a [[big shot]]
LMFAO
Later
Hi actually fucking livid
how
Yhats want the guys name was
deserved
NOT desered
Whoevee sends two wind ups in the span of 15 seconds actually needs to rot in hell
ill send markoth to rot twice
What are u even playing
Tetris
Tf is ducking row
Just say fucking
fucking
I imagined a line of actual ducks lol
Rage bait not falling for it
Hey man, maybe instead of "rage baiting" you could spend your time "smilemaxxing" and "friendbaiting." Its this cool new trend where you make people smile and feel good instead of hurting them for literally no reason. : )
calmbaiting
chatg
nonchalantmaxxing
quack
So you could say that if you had a nickel for every time you were sent a wind up, you'd have 2 nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice
42 actually
bro yk when u pull a hangnail and it like rips your skin off
Uh yeah
I hate ts
Yeah that's a completely reasonable opinion
yep
but i dont have a reaction
Also how are y'all stupid enough to still be pulling hangnails
You like grab some nail clippers or something
and cut it
No
nuh uh
so that you don't accidentally skin your whole arm
have you heard of laziness
Have you heard of "taking basic precautions to avoid bodily harm"
No
have you heard of...uh... Calmbaiting?
What 
Have you heard of I don't give a shit
Don't fucking pull hangnails
No
The fact that you hate the feeling of skinning your finger shows that you've pulled a hangnail before, and therefore should know to not do it again
youve made a convincing argument, ill quit
nuh uh
😭
I've pulled hangnails with skin
I am going to SKIN myself alive
yuh huh
sh-..deja v-...fml
Don't do it via hangnail tho
:3
No id do it by cheese grater
That's certainly an interesting way to skin oneself
do it without a cheese grater
why are you guys giving him more ideas
So use my... hands?
I'd grab a pairing knife and start treating it like cutting off the peel of an orange
Man, this is why I love America. The right to bear arms is wonderful.
all my geo gone
Makes it easier to claw myself out
right thete
use the weapons god gifted you
like sharpening wood
Use your God-given, red white and blue, stars and stripes, pure-blooded american 2nd ammendment right and skin yourself with a bayonet
genius
will still use my hands
What, were you raised in a barn
No, I was raised in a loving household
Two very different upbringings, that and barn
im not gonna share my super hero background
BEST CHARACTER OMG
too tragic
Lemme guess, dead parents
warmer
dead mentor?
nooo not the hampter
ice cold 🗿
parents so dead that they came back to life and then double died
there we go
Bill cipher
probably my birth bc I've been fucked up my whole life
reload a save file
No save scumming allowed
same
in ways i wont say
fk they patched it
now would be the appropriate time for a night water sip
to everyone in est timezone
cats are smart I swear
Why doesn't he drink the water? Is he stupid?
no thoughts
not a single one
behind those eyes? Yeah nothing
yep
Yes
AHHHHHHHHHHH
You need it for an ability that guards a dreamer
She's required for two endings, yes
well not technically I don't think right?
No..?
if you want full 112 yeah
No
Isn't there a shade gate guarding monomon?
you need it for an ending
I don't think so,,,
maybe after i complete silksong
I just
Gritting my teeth. Actively.
I coulda swore shade cloak was required
whats wrong
you got the right idea but wrong area
wireless technology
aight
shade cloak guards markoth and traitor lord
i need a really good charm combo for hornet
ill go buy some charms if i need to
DAMNIT I WAS SNAILED AGAIN
rip bozo
:3
😔
markoth belongs to the forsworn
wait wrong franchise
oh hel lnah 😭
That just feels wrong
My apologies dearest companion, as for i was seething about another loss in the hit video gane of tetris. It is my deepest apologies for any worry I have caused, but I WILL be sticking a fork in an outlet soon if these sweats dont hop off.
Shade cloak feels like a mandatory upgrade
garf ai
hornet is definitely a milk drinker
hello?
you can fight thk just fine without it
Im visibly disappointed reading this
not my fault youre a robot
THAT WAS NOT AI ESQ
shamans, soul catcher, steady body
I just talk like that
GPT (Garf Pre-trained Transformer)
ai furry
can we add a f in there some how
What thw fuck where did the furry come from 
maybe switch for Mark of pride for soul catcher but it depends on how u play
malfunctions from no headpats and treats
Sometimes I think about the fact that if I was born just like a century earlier
From u dawgggggg
major part of your personality garf
I'd be in an asylum
FOR SURE
..bro 
alright dude paddington isnt a furry movie
bro I looked away for 3 seconds how did we get on furries
what the hell
SO WHAT IF I WANT A BIT OF JOY IN MY LIFE
can’t believe ulfric shouted the pale king to death 💔
its ok, ik youre in the closet
Hes not a furry hes a national icon
deaduzz
Start calmbaiting garf
Yeah I'm still relatively new here and I know he's a furry
BRO
See
zootopia was normal but man that fandom...
Thisbis false information dont believe these LIES
whats the strat as well
if I could send gifs yeah
yes its true information
It was just garf garf is the entire Zootopia fandom
ITS NOT
so shook he reverted back to monke
nah garf isnt that bad
watch out for her second phase when she throws needles at you n shit
Bruh
what is english again?
right when i decide to defend this mf
But shirely
Dream shield is great for hornet 2 second phase tbh
I LEAVE FOR 5 SECONDS
Tetris gives ne more love than hk offtopix
Spelling
And let's just say the bar is 6 feet under ground that's how low it is
right? How did we get here
this will have consequences
crazy paddington lore: jeremy clarkson’s mother made the very first paddington plushie
It will
when will you learn
that your actions
Whoa yhats cool
thats so neat
have consequences
guys I'm lost in the lore rn help pls
Almost as cool as the abortion comic
love this kid
Love/hate relationship ong
You speak like a fatigue message in this game.
if you didnt know the vine, id be in shambles
no dont worry i gotchu
FATIGUE??
good good
😭
Who doesn't know vine
Uncultured swines
Rip 2017-2019
aliens
The longer you go on in game, you get permanent rows of garbage
i didn’t have vine i remember ts from mlg edits 💀 💀 💀
So u dont
And they come with these sets of quotes
nature is a foreign concept
if people know vine its mostly because gen z wont let it die
and you know what
GOOD

looks like my sleep schedule
they added a period and all too
the message part
how did you find the stages of my sanity in the morning
definitely a 4 if we had to rate it
i pass out before i ever do anything
how many phases does she have
me fr
like how many times do i knock her down
you mean sleep right
quite suspect
nuh uh
Hi slimer
whyd you abandon us master
sup slime
oh hell yeah
i was busy sliming
thats goated
🗿
who could this be
Cheating is punishable in this server u know
jee I don't know
wonder who
what's also awesome is that i'm wearing it to the con that i'm meeting my online friend who i've known for like 6 years there

guys help me out I don't know them
dude thats actually fire
I swear
oh boy i hope it's me!
i'm so excited
Uh the staggers aren't always gonna be at the exact same health values, but she does have a turning point when she reaches a certain health value where she gains a new attack
i also get to spend all of my money supporting small businesses there
AND MEET POMNIS VOICE ACTOR!!!
what
Ohbthats so cool
AND bryce papenbrook and steve blum
Who
bryce papenbrook is like every single anime protagonist and steve blum is wolverine in the shows
chat I'm lost in the lore again
smh stop getting lost
Oh fire
I hope you have lots of fun man
Sounds like a blast
BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY V'S VOICE ACTOR FROM CYBERPUNK!!!
Get a map zack
Stop lostmaxxing, start foundmaxxing
i think bryce is best known for eren yaeger and inosuke
cornifer has NOT pulled up yet
hawwo
i just realized he's also my goat silver the hedgehog
he has a ford
Get huzz zack use the game
uh oh
chat hide
calm baiting
Who's oc is silver the hedgehog hello?? 😭
I've never heard of this
my goat
??? U don't know silver?
Wait is that ragebait or stupidity
Stupid
i lov sonic
Okay im fucking tweaking im TWEAAKIINNNGGG I give this game one last shot because i thought I was over reacting but NO i guess im not because this is really unfair I wanna cry and maul people and like hurl myself into walls
take a break
have a sleep

i'm gonna actually
Oh that's just a straight up murder
make a sandwich like the woman i am
Chat I'm making mac n cheese 5 days before Silksong can I get a garambe
did sleep summon you again
That is like actual death by firing squad
ello bread
Ello person
Literally
she's very easy once you learn attack patterns
sleeb
breadington
How do you send a drawing?

Okay so if one wind up is 21 rows of garbage... that was a total of 63 rows sent to me...
URURGRGRRR
Zackathary
You must wait a full 24 hours
SHE READS ME LIKE A BOOK
valid tetris crashout
I REALLY WANNA SKIP HER DAWG
Ok, thank you very much
Drink 3 monster energy before the fight
Improve your reaction time, as well as developing the necessary caffeine addiction for later fights
not the 2013 xbox gamertag
Do not speak ill of 2010s xbox gamertags
my coworkers tag
you have uno.
Start caffeinemaxxing
There was a time in my life when I went by Xx_nekaTemanresU_xX and I regret this not
bro clings to the nostalgia
no he's cool
It comes free with your xbox
This is vile.
that's my favorite flavor hell yeah
so uh
🏳️⚧️
I may have a slight addiction
strawberry monster <3
This image made me sober in less than one second, congrats
monster is good for the soul
Im done playing tetris
Woah my country's flag
but if they don't have strawberry i just get white
ignore the health warnings
same
Woah,,,
No nuh uh different flavor
Is it bad if my fav monster flavor is the original
I feel like if I ever confess to that I sound like a snob
monster is the only energy drink that doesn't have me shaking like a rabid dog
yea
:3
yes
uhhhh non-binary
Goober,,,
Its a fine flavor
it's like drinking battery acid
nuh uh
on some queen shi
nah it's alright
But its like drinking vodka also
Yuh huh
nuh
Ye well maybe I like battery acid ]:<
i've tried drinking og monster
might be why I enjoy it 🗿
Yuh
original monster is good
alr maybe a little
See?
my bday is in 2 days
yeaaaa
Hamply mirrfday
DAME DAME DAME DAME DAME DAME DAME
or whatever they say in johos
jojos
idk i forgot
you can't say it it's my word 👺
happy early chasm explosion day
Peak,,,
⛰️
gotta switch the flow
Hey y'all btw that bag of empty monsters is just from the past like 2 weeks
real
addicted
You are going to die early.
even if it was like a week or half a week I'd still think it was normal
am i aware it's an addiction? yes. do i care? no
your kidneys boutta fall out
No, the constant strain on my heart strengthens it
feel the DEATH
Okay I'm deranged and even I know that that is not okay
I like monster 🤷
"Is everyone off their rockers?!" Garf nearly shouted before garf remembers his present location. A sad and mournful frown appears on his face.
i dont want to fight her bro.
It varies based on the stand
Star Platinum, Stone Free, Tusk ACT 4, Soft & Wet = "ora ora ora"
Silver Chariot = "hora hora hora"
The World, Gold Experience = "muda muda muda"
Crazy Diamond = "dorarara"
Killer Queen = "shibo"
Sticky Fingers = "ari ari ari"
Aerosmith = "vola vola vola"
Purple Haze = "ubasha"
Those are all the ones I know
That's like 3 or 4 monsters per day
you got to
JoJo's shit adventure
and?
yeah the first one is what i was thinking of
I'm 18, I'm practically invincible
knocking on the door of death that way
but k guess i had yakuza on my mind
My mac n cheese is almost ready chat
My marbles are unfindable
“hey death can i come in”
falls apart before entering
Not even knocking, fucking pounding on it
nuh uh i’m gonna diabetesmaxx
Begging to be let jn
IM FUCKIN INVINCIBLE
“LET ME IN BEFORE I DIE”
This is just a standard meal in America
Not true
It needs more cheesse
not enough grease
my man
Monsoon of the Winds of Destruction
The season from the hit dlc shipwrecked from the hit indie game dont starve?
No, we have standards, we wouldn't- wait no we absolutely would put oreos on a burger
insane hips
DOKTOR
TURN OFF MY PAIN INHIBITORS
I'm not pointing fingers but
SOMEONE put oreos in coke once
heart attack grill got nothing on it
but what about mgs
hips don't lie
Volatile mosskin
america produced this abomination y’all absolutely would out oreos in a burger 💀 💀
Furry
Would cop in a heartbeat
No doubts
you’ll only have a few more heartbeats after drinking that
i love oreo shakes
me headed to drink more monster 👽
stop it
get help
nuh uh
Its simply a divine and acquired taste.
yuh huh
yummy metal
I fucking hate the pale king for this exact reason
nuh
bros gonna change his tune when he’s pissing out a kidney stone
yuh
Its gonna be the size of a baby head at this point
“OHHHHHH GOOOOOOOOD HEEEELPPPPPPP”
“i learned from my mistakes.”
maybe I'll limit it to like 2 a day
Oh god why did you put that image in my head
What is wrong with you

Wait this is hk-general what in the fuck did I expect
Something that boys have to go through
Being chained up all the time or something
explanation: look at the time