hk-general

[wooden spruce]

i had 1700 lol

[somber ocean]

fr

[vital kettle]

U could have asked in hk help

[karmic stump]

i only play peak games like geoguessr and mindseye and nba 2k25

[wooden spruce]

sure but why ask if i can find out myself first

[somber ocean]

steve jobless XDDDD

[chilly oak]

"hey chris this game is only about bugs we dont want anything too big for it" christopher larkin:

[uneven slate]

mindseye
ew

[vital kettle]

They can keep it spoiler free

[true ridge]

real

[wooden spruce]

i didnt really get spoiled just saw i needed 1800 essence

[chilly oak]

i'm just a regular everyday normal mother fuckah

am i really famous now

[karmic stump]

"XD" in the year of our lord MMXXV 💔

[chilly oak]

i'm so proud 🥹

[true ridge]

https://open.spotify.com/track/1ygjvLVwydBF164HQsv2QD?si=L1T9Jy93QQG3rue1xOAvhw

[somber ocean]

💔 ikr

a shame

[chilly oak]

xd in this economy hurts

[somber ocean]

a disgrace

[chilly oak]

nah its just a lil old but i still fw xd

[uneven slate]

talking in the 21st century
how overrated

banning talking rn

[odd ibex]

I would take your XD don't worry

[chilly oak]

THE MOON HAUNTS YOU

[somber ocean]

i still use it non stop to show i find stuff funny tbh

[somber ocean]

NOOO

[vital kettle]

Being in the 21st century is for amateur I reside in the galactic year 29749202

[odd ibex]

The world is too much woooo and not enough weeeeee

[true ridge]

What the f.

[somber ocean]

please do

[chilly oak]

i dont blame ya

[somber ocean]

what if we weeeee wooo

[vital kettle]

I understand that but I don't know why

[uneven slate]

no youre in the void
nice try

[chilly oak]

isnt my glorious moon lord looking extra sexy today 😍😍😍

[odd ibex]

[chilly oak]

wdym what the f

[somber ocean]

😭

[odd ibex]

You really get me

[tawny bison]

hiiii

[chilly oak]

haru behind the screen:

[chilly oak]

hi

[uneven slate]

lets just turn into sirens

[vital kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/586931790208434203/1408655719955300422/20250708_203958.gif

[chilly oak]

me when no iq:

[odd ibex]

At least I can wave and demo-dash

[true ridge]

https://tenor.com/view/terraria-dog-the-situation-im-in-rn-gif-12202597808913004719

[somber ocean]

if i get paid ye

side hustle

[karmic stump]

i'm actually from the 40th century and talking has made a comeback

[chilly oak]

calamity is scary

[vital kettle]

With what knees unc?

[uneven slate]

old

[true ridge]

cal infernum is insane

[chilly oak]

what the fuck did they turn terraria to

[odd ibex]

Yours, gimme your best kneecaps

[somber ocean]

what if i continue talking eh?

[vital kettle]

Mine are shite

[somber ocean]

touhou

touhou

[true ridge]

I’ve beaten calamity actually

[true ridge]

epicness

[chilly oak]

is devourer of gods really this hard i mean calamity has alot of upgrades yk

[odd ibex]

[chilly oak]

coooool

[odd ibex]

You had one job

[chilly oak]

fr

[chilly oak]

job you had one

[true ridge]

no this is infernum, the insane mode

[vital kettle]

So I ask again with what knees unc

[chilly oak]

oof

tell me about it

[somber ocean]

job you bri had

💀

[odd ibex]

Well mine are apprently better than yours so I guess they'll have to do

[vital kettle]

That hurts

[karmic stump]

What

[odd ibex]

You started this

[somber ocean]

what

[vital kettle]

Imma complain to arrow now @toxic storm haru is being a being a meanie

[true ridge]

ok

[toxic storm]

Whar

[karmic stump]

could you kindly decipher to me the meaning of "job you bri had"

[vital kettle]

Haru is being mean to me

[toxic storm]

How so

[raw talon]

why does your name have 2 trillion in it

[vital kettle]

Called my knees bad pls help me

[somber ocean]

if you kindly offer your answer to my kind question of asking you why is a good sirre jobless

[karmic stump]

its the number of days until the sun swallows the earth

[raw talon]

oh that makes sense

[karmic stump]

thanks for reminding me to count it down

[raw talon]

lol

[chilly oak]

can the sun explode already 💔

[somber ocean]

xD

[karmic stump]

i haven't counted it down in a bit i have to calculate how many days are left

[somber ocean]

i think 7

[toxic storm]

Haru don't bully Darsh for his knees...

[vital kettle]

Thanks arrow

[raw talon]

whats the point of showing the number if its inaccurate? like im tryna see the exact amount of days dawg

[somber ocean]

😭

[odd ibex]

He said that I couldn't wavedash cause of my knees, I asked him his kneecaps to help me, he said they're worse than mine

[karmic stump]

it actually has been 7 you were right 💀

[toxic storm]

Darsh.

[karmic stump]

sorry i forget sometimes, i gotta write a script to automatically update it

[vital kettle]

What I was curious

[toxic storm]

I will give you new kneecaps if you don't ask where I got them

[odd ibex]

Deal

[vital kettle]

Wtf

I got screwed in this judicial call

Man

Should have bribed arrow first

[toxic storm]

I'm hard to bribe

[vital kettle]

U want freshly made bread?

[tawdry inlet]

Can I be bribed

[toxic storm]

You couldn't possibly find the right thing to bribe me with

[vital kettle]

Prob shouldn't say that on a public server

[toxic storm]

Whar

Me?

[burnt heath]

yooooooooooooooooooooooooo thats my gif

[vital kettle]

I know

[burnt heath]

https://tenor.com/view/morning-johnny-storm-human-torch-fantastic-four-wake-up-gif-4625787519629203439

[spare bronze]

I found the entire moth tribe

[burnt heath]

theres another one of it but i cannot post that one

[toxic storm]

Can I have them

[vital kettle]

I have seen it elsewhere

[raw talon]

so thats where they went

[burnt heath]

have you

eye emoji

👁️

[spare bronze]

Here

[toxic storm]

Yayyyyyyyyyy I love moths so much

[burnt heath]

no you couldnt have you LIAR

[vital kettle]

Why would the evil person lie

[vital kettle]

Here it is

[burnt heath]

ive only posted it in another server and YOU arent in it

[burnt heath]

no i did not make that one thats from tenor

[vital kettle]

I was just joking around

[burnt heath]

you liar,mm,m,m,m.

[toxic storm]

I must temporarily vanish into the void

[spare bronze]

Good bye

[vital kettle]

Byeeeeeeee

[spare bronze]

Say hi to the shade lord for me

[burnt heath]

anyways youre never seeing the gif for being a liar

[vital kettle]

Ok

[autumn tide]

What do y'all think is the best boss in the game (Imo its mantis lords because it flows extremely well, and is really fun on radiant mode, while i find other radiant bosses frustrating)

[uneven slate]

what they doing there

[vital kettle]

Sisters of battle

[spare bronze]

Sisters of battle

[bleak goblet]

Broken vessel on character design alone

[opaque yoke]

is that orange hue the radiance

[bleak goblet]

Although mantis lords and sisters of battle are of course good fights

[spare bronze]

Yep (definitely not just my red blind)

[uneven slate]

thanduil is infected then

[spare bronze]

I am

[opaque yoke]

time to start shooting at your wall

[autumn tide]

thats mostly what im talking abt

[opaque yoke]

we have to save him

its the only way

[uneven slate]

[odd ibex]

[spare bronze]

Also hi karma

[bleak goblet]

Yeah I get that but I must spread the word of broken vessel whenever possible

[opaque yoke]

is this a polite way of telling thanduil to kill themself

[uneven slate]

true

[opaque yoke]

hello!

[odd ibex]

Wtf absolutely not

[burnt heath]

can you not

[odd ibex]

Don't you do that to purge your excess of orange ?

[bleak goblet]

Also when it comes to good fights, nkg

[vital kettle]

Nkg is the best mix of character design and fight

Best designed boss

[opaque yoke]

my bad

[spare bronze]

Nkg is second

[opaque yoke]

its when radiance starts fighting against the excess of orange tho right

effectively helping us in the fight of freeing him

[bleak goblet]

Different boss question

[odd ibex]

Yup

I fear the orange juice, it destroyed Hallownest

[opaque yoke]

orange juice isnt even all that

[odd ibex]

Overdose of C vitamins

[opaque yoke]

mango juice is where its at

[uneven slate]

good god no
its saying theyre in pain

[bleak goblet]

What does everyone think the easiest boss is

[uneven slate]

mossy

[spare bronze]

Now it is destroying me

[vital kettle]

Sugarcane juice just watching from the throne

[spare bronze]

Yeah mossy

[opaque yoke]

isnt that like

[vital kettle]

Just destroy the sun easy

[opaque yoke]

pale yellow

[vital kettle]

Werent u debating best juice

[opaque yoke]

or white even

[odd ibex]

[autumn tide]

design wise I think radiance looks cool

[opaque yoke]

bro completely different topic 😭

[vital kettle]

Also a dark green

Mb

[uneven slate]

sending a nuke to the sun

[vital kettle]

I am dum dum

[uneven slate]

wait no this is an awful idea

[opaque yoke]

since when was sugarcane juice dark green

[vital kettle]

Fill it with water

[opaque yoke]

aren younot taking off the skin

[opaque yoke]

buffed to the max if you do

[vital kettle]

Idk haven't drank it for a while cause of sugar u know

[odd ibex]

You can counter it with Scurvy

[warm lichen]

That’s the best part

[uneven slate]

genius
ill drink it all instead

[opaque yoke]

whats up with you and sugar

[vital kettle]

U don't get the good sugarcane out east I get mine from the farm

[opaque yoke]

is it like ah ealth issue

that sucks man

[uneven slate]

[opaque yoke]

you dont get an opinion hoshimi

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-sunny-nows-your-time-to-be-a-big-shot-deltarune-gif-23468926

[uneven slate]

could make the sun explode

[opaque yoke]

yeah farms are where its at

the ones in the market here are really sweet

[opaque yoke]

would we have multiple suns then tho

[warm lichen]

I can’t find the actual gif of this so, I just have big shot text over it

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/idle-strings-hanging-dangling-head-turn-gif-27348923

[uneven slate]

oh true
multiple radiances

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-spamton-spamton-deltarune-deltarune-chapter2-my-beloved-gif-23175422

[warm lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279521753042780304/1405279850981363886/Spamton_NEO_battle_idle.webp

[spare bronze]

I thought you were talking about nukes for a second and got very confused

[uneven slate]

the ones there are nice tho

[opaque yoke]

imagine fighting three radiances together

[spare bronze]

Even more nukes

[warm lichen]

The smaller and slightly less crunched

[opaque yoke]

like sisters of battle

[vital kettle]

No that's exactly what we are talking about

[opaque yoke]

but goated

[opaque yoke]

yes we are

[uneven slate]

id rather die

[opaque yoke]

you are goddamn right

[uneven slate]

nukes :3

[opaque yoke]

you wouldnt even get a choice

just looking at three radiances will cause your senses to melt

[spare bronze]

We have 4 quadrillion

Sorry one quadrillion

[uneven slate]

you just bend to their will with no thought of rebelling

[spare bronze]

I can't read

[vital kettle]

-3

[uneven slate]

1 decillion

[opaque yoke]

i have a funny story about a dude named pk who wanted exactly that

[uneven slate]

and i know someone who did the same

[toxic storm]

KARMAAAA HIHIHI

[uneven slate]

but only if youve played re4

[opaque yoke]

HELLO ARROW!

[uneven slate]

arrow back

[warm lichen]

Arrow

[opaque yoke]

how are you feeling today

[opaque yoke]

i know it

really vaguely

[toxic storm]

Heyo

[odd ibex]

[opaque yoke]

just spoil me vro im spoiled enough at this point

[toxic storm]

I think my day got cursed so we'll see

[uneven slate]

should play it tbh

[opaque yoke]

dawg who cursed it??

[opaque yoke]

nah i know i was watching my friend play it

[toxic storm]

Egg

[vital kettle]

Hmm curse the chicken

[warm lichen]

A pipis?

[opaque yoke]

until that one mission if you remmeber where we have to rescue ashley and her ai just keeps stopping and dying

[toxic storm]

Whaaar

[opaque yoke]

efficient ragebait my friend quit and hasnt played it since

[uneven slate]

cant really explain it without explaining the game so

[warm lichen]

Pipis (Deltarune thing)

[toxic storm]

Ah

[opaque yoke]

okay fair

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/egg-iasip-always-sunny-philadelphia-gif-11094806

this is how i imagine you saying it

[uneven slate]

ashley in that game made me wanna quit many times

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/pipis-testing-deltarune-spamton-neo-1997-big-shot-cungadero-gif-7041325231593424651

[spare bronze]

I was hearing it in the scurry voice

[opaque yoke]

whyd you cross that, danny devito is goated

[zinc cosmos]

Hey silksong fans, has the price been revealed yet?

[opaque yoke]

wtf

[uneven slate]

nope

[toxic storm]

EHEHEHE

[opaque yoke]

release date brochacho

[spare bronze]

I don't think so

[zinc cosmos]

Unfortunate

[opaque yoke]

dude yeah its kinda hard to control if you can at all

[uneven slate]

skurry a goober

[covert current]

hi there, you can check if the price has released on the platforms that the game releases on

[spare bronze]

Oh it's a k

I knew that didn't look right

[vital kettle]

Huh tf is a k

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/pipis-my-beloved-belipis-spamton-gif-27031815

[opaque yoke]

whats k full form for

we got an admin in chat time to lock in

[uneven slate]

you might as well be controlling a drunk truck driver

[vital kettle]

The k in skurrys name

[spare bronze]

Skurry, k not c

[zinc cosmos]

Fair i just don’t know if it got revealed and just wasn’t put on steam, like what happened with deltarune

[vital kettle]

I am a bit slow got it right after saying it

[toxic storm]

We love Skurry here

[uneven slate]

true

[odd ibex]

Are we talking original RE4 or the remake ?

[opaque yoke]

dawg 😭 it was so crashout worthy, she was also playing the remastered/remake one i think

[uneven slate]

remake

[spare bronze]

I am too hence why I only just saw you got it

[opaque yoke]

cause leon looks better in that so

[vital kettle]

Lol twins

[odd ibex]

Ashley is SO MUCH BETTER in the remake

[opaque yoke]

SHES WORSE IN THE ORIGINAL??

[vital kettle]

Talking about resident evil?

[odd ibex]

Leon always looks perfect wdym

[opaque yoke]

yes

[uneven slate]

her VOICE

[opaque yoke]

ya but he looks even better in remake

[uneven slate]

HELP ME LEON

[opaque yoke]

wait i gotta hear it now

[opaque yoke]

NAHHH

i know exactly what youre talking about

[zinc cosmos]

Ashley hate is so forced tbh

[odd ibex]

... I'm confused, her AI is perfectly fine in RE4 remake

I had no problem

[uneven slate]

she a cutie in remake

she annoying in og

[opaque yoke]

i can get where people are coming from tbh

[zinc cosmos]

Never had a problem with Ashley’s AI in either version of RE4

[opaque yoke]

my friend was playing on a playstation and she just kept messing up that mission of escaping with ashley

though to reconsider things, she might as well suck at the game

[zinc cosmos]

In the original she just sticks behind you

[odd ibex]

Hmmmmmmm, in the first rooms of the castle in the original it was a bit hell, she ran into ennemies every time

[opaque yoke]

shes a f*rtnite player i cut her some slack

[uneven slate]

theres like 4 variants of that mission in re4

[opaque yoke]

wait really

[spare bronze]

Anyway, I need to be productive today so imma go learn godot, bye

[vital kettle]

Shrike u got any good dnd character ideas?

[opaque yoke]

good luck thanduil!!

[uneven slate]

well escaping with her i mean

[vital kettle]

Byeee

[uneven slate]

see ya in hours

[opaque yoke]

what are they

[uneven slate]

maybe years

[bleak goblet]

good luck

[odd ibex]

In the remake you can ask her to hide, stay behind you or follow you

[uneven slate]

theres a few where youre running with her

[odd ibex]

It's so much better

[opaque yoke]

what if godot learns thanduil and theyre truly never the same afterwards

[uneven slate]

then theres one with her on a jetski

[opaque yoke]

is that

modded

surely

[uneven slate]

her hiding is amazing

[vital kettle]

Huh no that's the bad ending

[odd ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil4-im-outta-here-glitch-funny-glitch-leon-kennedy-gif-16165162

[uneven slate]

nope

[zinc cosmos]

Need to play more re4make mercs

Such peak gameplay

[opaque yoke]

what about the last two

[uneven slate]

all in the game

[opaque yoke]

i never knew this was from re4

[uneven slate]

no mods

capcom thought of it all

[opaque yoke]

no liek is it good?

[uneven slate]

oh mb

[opaque yoke]

do you have any on your list currently?

[uneven slate]

re2 is great, re3 remake kinda sucks

[opaque yoke]

yeah but what if it happens

[zinc cosmos]

Wdym?

[elder pecan]

i just wittnesed my newbie friend beat mantis lords on his last attempt with 1 hp for like the entire second part
that was actually such a hype

[vital kettle]

Stop manifesting it

[opaque yoke]

oh i read that very wrong

the mercenaries

[odd ibex]

They locked in

[uneven slate]

karma is evil, cant stop it

[zinc cosmos]

Yeah

[vital kettle]

No I am the evil one

[zinc cosmos]

Re4make mercenaries is sooooo fun

[uneven slate]

you both are evil

[elder pecan]

hell yeah he did

[odd ibex]

Fav merc ?

[opaque yoke]

re 5 and re6 is like not even talked about, the bugs atleast make for a really funny montage though

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-sad-cry-upset-gif-17844592968796067655

[zinc cosmos]

I remember having a lot of fun with wesker

[uneven slate]

theres a reason those two arent talked about

[bleak goblet]

My morals consist of being an asshole indiscriminately

[opaque yoke]

no i know LOL have you played it through though

[zinc cosmos]

Ok postal dude

[odd ibex]

How can someone hate playing Wesker HE'S SO COOL

And his fury is pretty op

[bleak goblet]

No I'm not postal that's a different guy in this server

[uneven slate]

nope never
ive only played the modern resi games and most of the remakes

[karmic stump]

test

lets goooo

[opaque yoke]

oh fair enough, its kinda hard to play them as well whenyouve experience re7 and 8

[zinc cosmos]

Oh yeah speaking of postal 2, postal 2 redux has a kickstarter rn and I wanna get the game but I also wanna get silksong

[wooden spruce]

what do the white bulbs do in white palace? the one with the switch?

[opaque yoke]

man those two are so good i know this is a popular opinion but i gotta say it

[zinc cosmos]

So that’s why I wanna know the price

[opaque yoke]

i wasnt even into re and it got me in a rabbithole

[uneven slate]

gotta reverse the evolution of the games

[shut wolf]

hello fellow bazingas

[odd ibex]

Gotta go eat, cya guys

[wooden spruce]

nvm im dumb

[opaque yoke]

see ya haaru

[uneven slate]

byeee

[solemn summit]

byeru

[opaque yoke]

hello nox!

[opaque yoke]

deaduzz

[uneven slate]

one leaves, one comes in

hallo nox

[opaque yoke]

maybe its all the same people

[solemn summit]

hai

[opaque yoke]

maybe we are all in a simulation

[bleak goblet]

Nah

[uneven slate]

you need to wake up

[opaque yoke]

totally sounds like something someone would say when theyre in a simulation

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/keanu-reeves-the-matrix-neo-gif-9474730815536901824

did anyone ever watch the full matrix series?

[bleak goblet]

No computer could come up with the journey surrounding silksong

[uneven slate]

sleeps instead

[uneven slate]

only the first, and thats all you need

[opaque yoke]

legit

[opaque yoke]

yeah best one too imo theres like 4 or 5 afterwards right

[uneven slate]

3 too many but yes

[opaque yoke]

i tried watching 2 and couldnt

i barely finished it but 1 was peak

[uneven slate]

first one is peak indeed

[karmic stump]

i watched it when i was a kid i should rewatch

[opaque yoke]

you def should

[pulsar jetty]

Im starting to hate radiance but still better then markoh

[karmic stump]

let me add it to my folder of movies that I have obtained through perfectly legal means

[uneven slate]

yummy piracy

pirated hk too?

[real flame]

blasphemy

[bleak goblet]

I too enjoy purchasing media with money

[karmic stump]

you misunderstand me i did not pirate them i purchased them with units of currency

[karmic stump]

i don't pirate games actually

[uneven slate]

he was brave enough

[opaque yoke]

real, do uou also have like over 1k movies on your watchlist

[uneven slate]

guilty until proven innocent

[opaque yoke]

i think i cut it too low with 1k movies

[real flame]

has everyone here beat Hornet Sentinel on Radiant btw?

[uneven slate]

pirated life next

[bleak goblet]

That's kinda the exact opposite of how it legally works

[paper tendon]

I did a while ago

[real flame]

oh very cooll

[solemn summit]

ya

[uneven slate]

guilty until proven guilty

[uneven slate]

nope

[solemn summit]

perhaps you should

[bleak goblet]

Oh so it's a tyranny now

[paper tendon]

A while ago I started work on getting every boss done on radiant, I think I got like a third

[real flame]

I recently made a guide to help ppl do it before Silksong

[bleak goblet]

Performative trials where the outcome is already decided

[uneven slate]

maybe
or do radiant hog and go more insane

[real flame]

good job, i think for me 4-5 are left only

[uneven slate]

damn straight
and hornet decides

[karmic stump]

nah i don't watch that many movies so i don't have that many

[pulsar jetty]

I think my brain isn't made for his fight, I see radiance laser beam and I just stand in it

[solemn summit]

im missing a few bosses for radhog but icba

[pulsar jetty]

The information hasn't made it to my hands

[uneven slate]

which ones?

[opaque yoke]

wait are you renting movies one by one 😭

do you have any subscriptions

[paper tendon]

If I put in the time I'm sure I could get most of the rest, but I'm focused on completing p5 rn

[karmic stump]

if renting is an allegory then yes i am

[opaque yoke]

ah yes the implication

[uneven slate]

theyre obtained legally by legal downloading methods

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/because-implication-just-saying-listen-gif-24693508

[opaque yoke]

completely fair and reasonable

[solemn summit]

oblobbles, oro and mato, massive moss charger, no eyes, markoth

and like radiance

and gpz

[uneven slate]

did they make mossy harder lol

[pulsar jetty]

What's wrong with renting

[true ridge]

how haven’t you done moss

[real flame]

I've spent hours on Markoth. Can't do it. Even beat Ascended over charmed but not radiant

[solemn summit]

i wanted to leave it unbeaten for the meme

[real flame]

i can respect that lol

[sour hare]

Ehhh sleep and then you'll magically first try it tomorrow

[paper tendon]

I can barely beat markoth on ascended normally 💀

[uneven slate]

good luck doing all of those on radiant

[uneven slate]

unity through skill issue

[bleak goblet]

Oh no not mossy

[sour hare]

Oromato do not belong on that list

[solemn summit]

hmph

[uneven slate]

theyre hard tho

[karmic stump]

i currently have access to the matrix, the green mile, goodfellas, silence, arrival, killers of the flower moon, incendies, blade runner 2049, godzilla minus one, heat, kill bill 1/2, ocean's eleven, snatch, the irishman, the wind that shakes the barley

[opaque yoke]

wait these are some good movies

[paper tendon]

A bunch of my hall of gods (mostly dream warriors) I haven't done at all

[sour hare]

Learn to abuse i frames

[opaque yoke]

oceans thirteen was my absolute favourite in the oceans eleven trilogy

[uneven slate]

im aware of how

[solemn summit]

i'll do it someday

cause im busy

and school starting 😔

[uneven slate]

smelly school

[bleak goblet]

Imma be so fr the only bosses I've radianted are crystal guardian and enraged guardian, but that's also bc I haven't really tried to radiant any other bosses

[paper tendon]

Guardians were some of my first as well

[uneven slate]

i havent really tried tbh
but at the same time ive purposely avoided it

[topaz pilot]

aight so uumu is decimating me

[bleak goblet]

Although I know for a fact it'll be suffering bc I kinda suck at video games imma be so fr

[topaz pilot]

i cant do shit

like hes so fucking unreal on radiant

[topaz pilot]

im suffering on radiants rn

especially uumu

like his mechanics are so wonky, so is his hitbox and attacks

[uneven slate]

hornet sentinel ptsd

[warm lichen]

Grim

[topaz pilot]

nah bro i had more trouble w oblobles

was trying em all night

[topaz pilot]

sup brotato

[bleak goblet]

I feel like radiant bosses will mostly be either really easy or really hard

[topaz pilot]

both

some easy some fucking unfair

(like uumuu)

[bleak goblet]

Yeah that's what I meant

[uneven slate]

still remember you crashing tf out over radiant yesterday

[topaz pilot]

i still am

[solemn summit]

uumuu is luck based

[pulsar jetty]

Oblolobes fucking suck

[topaz pilot]

so fucking real

so are oblobles

[uneven slate]

severely

[topaz pilot]

like their attacks are random

[solemn summit]

oblobbles feels annoying to do

[topaz pilot]

so is their movement

[solemn summit]

so i dont wanna bother

[uneven slate]

waiting for those spawns are so annoying

[topaz pilot]

either they full box you or js dont hit you at all

[bleak goblet]

I hate oblobbles

[warm lichen]

I haven’t even tried to do all radient

[vital kettle]

Hi grimal

[warm lichen]

I know I will NOT be able to do that shit

[topaz pilot]

and then you gotta GUIDE THE FUCKER TO UMUU WITHOUT GETING HIT ONCE

LIKE??

[solemn summit]

you don't have to lure the jelly

[bleak goblet]

And then there's the explosion thereafter

[solemn summit]

btw

[uneven slate]

[topaz pilot]

that too

like brodie

[uneven slate]

scary every time

[solemn summit]

it flies in the direction you hit it

[topaz pilot]

how am i supposed to do ts

[solemn summit]

until it touches a wall

[warm lichen]

You get like 3 hits on Uumuu as well before they just inflate again

[topaz pilot]

no it flies towards you

its a guiding missile

and you have to have uumuuu inbetween you and the missile

[bleak goblet]

I feel like dream warriors are almost always either super easy or super hard

[topaz pilot]

which is extremely rng based

[paper tendon]

Pantheon uumuu makes me want to die

[bleak goblet]

Because on the one hand, elder hu and gorb

[vital kettle]

All of them are like easy base game only in pantheons do they give u trouble

[topaz pilot]

gorb my goat

[uneven slate]

wheres quirrel when you need him

[bleak goblet]

But on the other hand, markoth

[topaz pilot]

aight imma keep trying

[solemn summit]

not at first

[topaz pilot]

cya guys in a few hundred tries

[paper tendon]

Quirrel's a God in my book

[paper tendon]

Don't bring that name into this house

[vital kettle]

Not a house my friend a discord channel

[solemn summit]

markus j. moth

[bleak goblet]

I think quirrel is the only reason the main uumuu fight is even bareable

Hey can we agree no eyes is annoying

[uneven slate]

why cant we be as fast as him

[uneven slate]

YES
yes
yes.

hate no eyes so much

[paper tendon]

I think it's more the fact that you have to go hunt down the oomas just to land like 3 hits

[uneven slate]

nox e moth

[topaz pilot]

and ofc when i actually get him vulnerable i knock him back 50 meters

like brother

[bleak goblet]

I hate no eyes specifically because that fight rewards patience, something I do not have

[paper tendon]

No eyes is only annoying in the ascended arena imo

[topaz pilot]

how unfair can a boss get

[topaz pilot]

you need patience for radiants

[uneven slate]

markoth

[bleak goblet]

What's the ascended arena change?

[topaz pilot]

most of them anyway

[uneven slate]

thats how unfair

[topaz pilot]

true

i havent gotten to him yet

[vital kettle]

More hazards

[topaz pilot]

and im enjoying that fact

[bleak goblet]

How so

[vital kettle]

On the places where there were not hazards

More hazards appear iirc

[bleak goblet]

Fucking explain better

[paper tendon]

And there's no safe spot like in the other arenas

[topaz pilot]

oh yeah also the fact you cant swim in the acid in pantheon

[paper tendon]

The platforms have thorns underneath

[topaz pilot]

theres just fuckass fog

[vital kettle]

I am cooked pls don't expect peak darsh

[uneven slate]

how many drinks

how tired

[vital kettle]

Too late

Should eep

Top young to drink al-chol

[uneven slate]

[vital kettle]

No

[bleak goblet]

Oh so basically no eyes on ascended becomes patience without free safe spots

[sour hare]

how is uumuu unfair

mfs will say markoth oblobbles and uumuu are unfair despite being surprisingly consistent

[paper tendon]

Yes, and horrid arena for chasing no eyes

[vital kettle]

All of those are unfair cause I don't like them personally

[sour hare]

just do damn nail arts

[paper tendon]

Markoth IS unfair

[sour hare]

like the only somewhat unfair boss is marmu

[topaz pilot]

are you for fucking real

[paper tendon]

Just up slash and stand still

[sour hare]

yes

[sour hare]

jank:

[topaz pilot]

have you tried radiant uumuu?

[vital kettle]

Only because of the weird acceleration physics

[topaz pilot]

in pantheon?

[sour hare]

i have radhog!!!

[topaz pilot]

so youre outright stupid

or is this ragebait?

[sour hare]

talk when you get more experience..

[topaz pilot]

uumuu is top 3 unfair bosses in the gme

game

no question about it

[vital kettle]

Ummu is not hard or unfair

[wooden spruce]

i beat white palace

[topaz pilot]

brother

[vital kettle]

Noice

[wooden spruce]

never going back there

ever

[vital kettle]

Tell us how it is unfair

[topaz pilot]

yeah i cant stand the ragebait rn

[uneven slate]

youre talking in your anger
just relax

[sour hare]

do you just keep falling into the pit or

[chilly oak]

fr

calm down twin

[sour hare]

because that's like the only big difficulty of it, same with markoth

[topaz pilot]

so basically, you have to first hit a squid into uumuu without getting hit yourself, then pull of consistent damage while its significantly getting knocked back

[vital kettle]

Eh markoth can randomly spawn swords so that makes the fight on radiant annoying

[topaz pilot]

and do that 3 times

[vital kettle]

I mean that's just the mechanic it's fine for it to be hard

[topaz pilot]

its unfair, the squid spawning spots and his movement dont line up

[vital kettle]

Also u can hit ummu with small ummu during the vulnerable phase

[sour hare]

Have you ever considered using dreamnail

[topaz pilot]

sometimes you just cant hit a squid into him at all

[vital kettle]

They do my friend watch a guide

[topaz pilot]

i use it at the start of the fight to get soul for spelling him

[paper tendon]

Yeah they can spawn outside the wall and just snipe you

[sour hare]

Uumuu follows you, so, that's your fault

[opaque yoke]

you can manipulate his movement btw uumu moves toward you

[chilly oak]

karmaaaa

[topaz pilot]

ive never thought about knocking him into a squid w the dreamnail tho

[chilly oak]

sup dawg

[sour hare]

Only on the left wall, just don't cling to it

[opaque yoke]

hello postal dawg

[topaz pilot]

how am i supposed to know where they are if im on the upper platforms?

[uneven slate]

a good uumuu strat is stay at the bottom

[paper tendon]

It's happened on the right

[opaque yoke]

you gotta jump down immediately to see where they spawn as soon as he does the bubbly summon attack

[topaz pilot]

aight then

[sour hare]

They only spawn in 2 spots from my experience

[uneven slate]

and wait for the guys to spawn

[chilly oak]

oh boy this wasnt the right moment

yeah

i'm dipping

[topaz pilot]

i think they can spawn anywhere from down below

[opaque yoke]

see ya postal 😭

[sour hare]

I said to dreamnail uumuu to then one cycle it with shriek and ssoul

[chilly oak]

if u want me to stay sure i aint busy lmao

[opaque yoke]

jesus has abandoned us

[uneven slate]

you can manipulate uumuu to coming down

[chilly oak]

STOP IT

SOY EL PENITENTES

[opaque yoke]

oh yeah how was your day dude

[chilly oak]

NOT JESUS

[uneven slate]

and making hitting the squids into her easier

[opaque yoke]

LMAOOOOOOOO

[vital kettle]

Hi petinent one

[opaque yoke]

my bad twin

[sour hare]

Right shriek pulls, left shriek pushes, don't do left shriek on uumuu

[chilly oak]

pretty boring

[topaz pilot]

fireball works too, it hits him twice

[opaque yoke]

whatd you get upto

[topaz pilot]

and you can spam them 3 every stagger

[sour hare]

I literally said ssoul

[uneven slate]

EXORCISE US, GOOD LORD

[chilly oak]

hi lord dash

[topaz pilot]

mb

[uneven slate]

we need help

[opaque yoke]

yk its bad when even jesus from temu abandons offtopic

[chilly oak]

-_-

[uneven slate]

moistcritikal is not here with us

[pulsar jetty]

Ain't no way you guys complain about the squir

[opaque yoke]

NAHHH 😭

[chilly oak]

i commit blasphemy againest a fake god i'm not jesus

[opaque yoke]

but you could be

[chilly oak]

i cant walk on water

matter fact i cant even swim

[uneven slate]

aint my fault he grows to be jesus

[vital kettle]

Me too postal

[uneven slate]

the hair on that man is majestic

[opaque yoke]

well you gon learn twin

[opaque yoke]

honestly yeah even his beard

what product is that dude using

[chilly oak]

no one knows how i look like behind that hellmet

[uneven slate]

have you seen the facebook meme of him turned into jesus

[uneven slate]

i dont think anyone is wondering that rn

[opaque yoke]

are you on facebook 💔

[paper tendon]

He keeps his hair moist, it's critical to keep looking so good

[chilly oak]

who tf uses fb 💔💔💔💔

[uneven slate]

no im on myspace but it got deleted by the government

[chilly oak]

yeah thats me

[uneven slate]

he made a video on it

[opaque yoke]

okay but when i keep my hair moist it just flattens down

so

like

[vital kettle]

Another unc??

[opaque yoke]

where he getting all that volume

[wooden spruce]

so what is a pantheon? how do i access that

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/i-aint-gonna-be-part-of-this-system-refused-reject-no-way-angry-gif-13227810

[uneven slate]

does being 18 equal unc

[chilly oak]

lilith is a 40 yo behind this screen that dont even know how fb filters work

[vital kettle]

Uh how far are u

[opaque yoke]

where are you in the game

[wooden spruce]

endgame

[vital kettle]

I am an unc too lol

[wooden spruce]

like end of the end

[opaque yoke]

its in royal waterways

[uneven slate]

old

[opaque yoke]

secret passage you gotta break to access it

[vital kettle]

Just look it up

It's too hard to guide to

[opaque yoke]

if youre at the royal waterways bench

[vital kettle]

Look up how to access pantheon in hk

[opaque yoke]

go down from that bench and then down again and then to the left

[wooden spruce]

near the flukemarm boss?

[thorn jay]

MY BROTHER HATES CORNIFER LIKE WHY

[opaque yoke]

yeah but just above that

like a floor above that

[wooden spruce]

right got it

ty

[uneven slate]

a wild karma appears to guide you to the pantheons

an ingame feature
wow

[wooden spruce]

wait so that whole area is locked behind 1 breakable wall?

lol

[opaque yoke]

there should be an acid pool and dash thru then break the wall on the left side

yes

peak

[wooden spruce]

isnt that a lot of content to keep hidden

[vital kettle]

It's a dlc so they had to make a new area

[opaque yoke]

lowkey dont even know where i pulled this information from

[wooden spruce]

the hive v2 the hell

[opaque yoke]

memory power

[pulsar jetty]

How the fuck do you pogo a radiance

[paper tendon]

I heard corny always has hot deals

[uneven slate]

deadass me

[opaque yoke]

when i tell you i thought hive and godhome was the same area

[pulsar jetty]

I got the last phase and everyone made it sound so fucking easy and I was pogoing and just kept dying

[wooden spruce]

i mean thats cool but aint no one breaking a random wall and finding that in their playthrough

right

[opaque yoke]

accessing the dark depths of my memory

[karmic stump]

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[thorn jay]

Exactly and his humming is beautifull

[uneven slate]

i could pull out info you mentioned a week ago and not remember it

[quick galleon]

Can someone tell me how to get pale ore?

[thorn jay]

Certain bosses and colloseum of fools

[paper tendon]

He's such a chill guy

[quick galleon]

Thanks

[thorn jay]

Np

[opaque yoke]

youre so real for this bro

[thorn jay]

But whats next my brother hating on myla?

[topaz pilot]

im on the verge of suicide

holy fuck

[uneven slate]

and then people freak out when i do say it 😭

[topaz pilot]

uumuu IS SO FUCKING ANNOYING

HOLY SHIT

[uneven slate]

three words: take a break

[topaz pilot]

hell no

i aint no bih

[uneven slate]

ok

let your pride consume you then

[opaque yoke]

lowkey pulling out niche memories outta nowhere is a skill though tbf

[uneven slate]

its weird tho

[topaz pilot]

he was one hit

fuck me man

[opaque yoke]

isnt it fun tho

just zone out

and your brain supplies the entertainment

[uneven slate]

let me just induce an out of body experience rq

[opaque yoke]

aw hell naw

bro astral projectin

[uneven slate]

but knowledge

[vital kettle]

She's doctor strange mentor lady I forgot her name

[uneven slate]

im not bald

[topaz pilot]

damn right

im beating this mf in one go

[vital kettle]

Is she bald i haven't seen the movie in a while

[opaque yoke]

yeah she was bald

[uneven slate]

yes

i aint bald

[opaque yoke]

the ancient dawg

[vital kettle]

I might be

I like the bald look

[uneven slate]

nor am i twisting the environment like im on lsd

[vital kettle]

Looks cool

[opaque yoke]

so u become the ancient one

tf

[uneven slate]

yummy drugs

[vital kettle]

Bruhhh

[opaque yoke]

but you could

[uneven slate]

nuh uh
aint that special

[vital kettle]

Ok

But u know what's special magical exit

Bye

[uneven slate]

bye ig

[brave moth]

Helo

[opaque yoke]

nah that was meant for baldy mcbalderson over here

[opaque yoke]

greetings adam

[uneven slate]

ah mb

[uneven slate]

nice nickname tho

[vital kettle]

Cuteeeeeee

Carrrrrrrrr

[opaque yoke]

youre a nice nickname

[uneven slate]

omg car

[opaque yoke]

offtopci rizz

[opaque yoke]

awww hes posing

[brave moth]

Another one

[opaque yoke]

they're posing my bad

[uneven slate]

0/10 rizz, gotta try harder

[brave moth]

Another one

[opaque yoke]

that is not the same cat man

bro looks so disoriented

[brave moth]

Ik

[rocky forge]

omg how many cars you got?

[brave moth]

I have 3 cars

[opaque yoke]

its ok ill make it one day

[uneven slate]

is this carposting now

[opaque yoke]

yuh

[brave moth]

Sleeper

[uneven slate]

uh huh sure sure

[brave moth]

Ice dawg

It's the dawg with the ice on it

[uneven slate]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-yeah-yup-understand-bacteria-alex-on-tumblr-gif-1532382490807608739

[uneven slate]

cats are sleepyheads

[vital kettle]

Yooo car general is kinda peak

[brave moth]

Mine is especially

[opaque yoke]

so adorable dawg

[brave moth]

🙂

[brave moth]

She has ice

[uneven slate]

fur babies

[brave moth]

Cold dog

[opaque yoke]

better than the shitpost that was happenin yesterday right around this time

[brave moth]

Ahh

[uneven slate]

divorces and slime and idk

[opaque yoke]

and the

[uneven slate]

executions?

[opaque yoke]

the ragebait homophobia

[brave moth]

What the duck

[opaque yoke]

ah yes the public beheading

[uneven slate]

oh right

[opaque yoke]

in saudi arabia

of sllimemaster

[uneven slate]

shit was demented

[brave moth]

WHAT THE DUCK

[vital kettle]

Dw about it

The homophones got banned

[warped rivet]

Can someone help me download the kakyoin skin

[brave moth]

Good

[vital kettle]

#1057825333841240104

[warped rivet]

Thank you

[opaque yoke]

was bob banne

[brave moth]

Look at her head

[opaque yoke]

ho i just got why the black spot is where it is

[brave moth]

Oh

Dw

My mom was lying there

And I covered her foots

I'm scared y'all have some foot fetishes or smth

[uneven slate]

think adam enjoys animals

[uneven slate]

out of everything, why foot fetishes

[brave moth]

Yes

[brave moth]

It's covered everywhere I send it

Ppl are weird

[opaque yoke]

theres been weirdos like that over here

[brave moth]

And I don't want people looking at my mom's feet ok?

[opaque yoke]

based

[uneven slate]

oh its your mothers feet
thats fair

[brave moth]

Eeper

[uneven slate]

keep the grippers hidden then

[brave moth]

Hehe

[uneven slate]

[uneven slate]

ew

[brave moth]

She came here and hugged me

[uneven slate]

cute

[brave moth]

Yessssssss

I was at a mini zoo

Recently

[opaque yoke]

that cat adorable as hell bro

[brave moth]

Mini ducky

[brave moth]

Which?

[opaque yoke]

this

[brave moth]

The eldest one

[opaque yoke]

cant tell if your cameras blurry or if its a filter but super dream vibes

old cats are adorable

[brave moth]

She's like 11

[brave moth]

Blurry

Chat

I'm cooked

She fell asleep

[opaque yoke]

why

[brave moth]

I can't move

I have to go to sleep

[opaque yoke]

this is what you get for being greedy and getting 3 cats

[brave moth]

I'm catrified

[uneven slate]

sleep with the car

[brave moth]

my parents took em off the street

[brave moth]

I'm on the couch rn

[topaz pilot]

YESSS

OMG

I FUCKING BEAT HIM

FUCK YES

UUMUU FUCK YOU

[uneven slate]

ohhh

[opaque yoke]

you guys are based for that

[uneven slate]

carry the car to bed

[brave moth]

Help

[uneven slate]

and then mimimimi

[brave moth]

Who

[brave moth]

Thanks

[topaz pilot]

are we deadass

[brave moth]

Don't swear

That much

[topaz pilot]

why?

[uneven slate]

i had a cat that got rescued on halloween

[brave moth]

You swear like an old Polish man who hit his finger with a hammer

Sound*

[brave moth]

Coool

[uneven slate]

more scottish but sure

[brave moth]

Hehe

I don't swear at all

I never did

[uneven slate]

was a siamese

[brave moth]

And I'm proud of it

[atomic oxide]

i had a cat but he ran away

[vital kettle]

I found it astra

[atomic oxide]

GIMME

[vital kettle]

It's on ur pfp

[uneven slate]

[vital kettle]

So cute

[topaz pilot]

i know the sound from "pov the polish guy failed his 2000 kilo leg press"

[solemn summit]

i have 3 kitties

[brave moth]

Oof

[brave moth]

Me too

[uneven slate]

youre so lucky

[atomic oxide]

my cat was all white

[brave moth]

I never swear

[uneven slate]

i wanna get a cat again

[brave moth]

And I'm proud of it

🙂

[atomic oxide]

as you should lol

[brave moth]

🙂

At the mini zoo

There was bunny too

[uneven slate]

bunny

[brave moth]

Yup

[uneven slate]

pillow with legs tbh

[brave moth]

Hehe

And long eras

Ears*

[uneven slate]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-sleepy-gooba-owa-owaowa-gif-2311503198775714764

[brave moth]

Why did everyone immediately dissapear

[brave moth]

Cute

[shut wolf]

bazinga

[uneven slate]

bunny loaf

[brave moth]

Hehe

Btw how old r u guys

[topaz pilot]

so why am i struggling w traitor lord

[topaz pilot]

im not sure anyones giving out their personal info

not to be rude'

[brave moth]

I can give out my personal info

[buoyant mural]

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