hk-general

[topaz pilot]

bro GUYS

SKONG IN 2 weeks

holy shit

[atomic oxide]

i took 3 shots of highly concentrated tequila

[karmic stump]

we all know that skong is in 2 weeks 💔

[cobalt thistle]

Not really accurate; though, they actually depicted Thor correctly, so I respect it.

[atomic oxide]

wish me luck

[vital kettle]

Didn't it gets delayed to 3005

[cobalt thistle]

I hate marvel Thor so much, oh my Odin

[topaz pilot]

thors my fav character tbh, hes pretty complicated when it comes to being good or bad. im js sad they SPOILERS AHEAD put an end to him so easily

[opaque yoke]

will take approx 10 more minutes something came up @frozen oak

[cobalt thistle]

I mean, Thor kind of beat Kratos hard the first time, no?

[karmic stump]

could you theoretically drink 70 milliliters of pure 100% ethyl alcohol instead of say 4 shots of 40% vodka

[topaz pilot]

pretty much. he literally killed kratos CANONICALLY in the first phase of the fight, then revived him with lighting because kratos wasnt going all out

[cobalt thistle]

Grimal, you should learn more Norse or nordic folklore.

[topaz pilot]

if that aint aura idk what is

[cobalt thistle]

I need someone new to nerd on.

[topaz pilot]

im gonna try focusing on it, it seems really interesting and i alr know a few things so it couldnt hurt to learn

[topaz pilot]

lmao

[atomic oxide]

the neighbors cat is a criminal

[topaz pilot]

huh

[cobalt thistle]

That is every cat.

They aren't special.

[vital kettle]

Warhammer

[topaz pilot]

i think bros alr drunk 💔

[vital kettle]

He is

[atomic oxide]

i am

[warm lichen]

Kill that thing

[topaz pilot]

figured as much

[topaz pilot]

bro

its so cute

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-dream-bbq-thats-infaccurate-gif-13085459640105158763

[cobalt thistle]

I'm nerding on apocalypse fantasy and Cassandra Cain right now, sorry.

[atomic oxide]

yes but the neigbors cat likes to sneak in and hit my broomstick

[topaz pilot]

aight but you MUST find this cute

[vital kettle]

Why did u say u need a new thing

[cobalt thistle]

Ooo

[topaz pilot]

niche apple

i love him sm

[cobalt thistle]

I have these two.

[topaz pilot]

blueberry my fav personally

he geeked asl

[atomic oxide]

take this in a dirty way and im gonna take 3 more shots

[cobalt thistle]

I meant nerd stuff onto others.

[vital kettle]

Oh go to a gym

[topaz pilot]

gym so goated

[vital kettle]

U will find so many new people to nerd on

[topaz pilot]

my love ❤️

[cobalt thistle]

I'm bad at approaching strangers and talking to them unless I see them do something or whatever.

I need to get a group of people that I can beat up with my Batgirl cosplay

[frozen oak]

I think thats normal

Oh well that sounds fun

[cobalt thistle]

I should try getting my SO a villain cosplay so we can spar in a proper way.

Well, no

I don't want any accidental hurting :(

We spar with swords and stuff though, that's fun.

[atomic oxide]

cool

[cobalt thistle]

You all are BORING

[frozen oak]

Wa huh

I think thats really neat

If i had someone to do that sort of thing with I'd totally do that

[atomic oxide]

what did i do

[frozen oak]

Err well I do--but they're not anywhere near me

So maybe in another life time

But its still cool

Sounds fun

[cobalt thistle]

Nothing. I just like being dramatic.

[atomic oxide]

oh

okay then

[cobalt thistle]

We have long swords, rapiers, and polearms.

They aren't actually sharp or anything, just for funsis

War scythe and spear is what I mean by pole arms.

Also have a bow, but that's just to look fabulous and to do cool tricks.

[frozen oak]

I see

Everyone i know irl is quite boring, so I'll never really get a chance to do that kind of thing (yet!)

I think

[cobalt thistle]

Social norms are for losers.

I am childish, but I embrace it.

[atomic oxide]

i only have hornets needle, for my upcoming cosplay

[frozen oak]

Yeah well im gonna follow them unfortunately because I'd like some people to snatch homework off

But maybe one day

[warm lichen]

Who WOULDNT want spears, swords or bows??

[cobalt thistle]

I will climb a tree no matter how much people tell me to stop.

[cobalt thistle]

Boring "professional" people.

You have one life, do what's fun.

[warm lichen]

Swords are awesome

[atomic oxide]

that's why i drink

[cobalt thistle]

I don't understand how that fun.

It's literally just consuming liquid.

[warm lichen]

I’d say don’t do it chronically, then it’s not the worst

[cobalt thistle]

You would laugh at me if I said drinking water is fun.

[warm lichen]

Liquid that makes your brain go

And is addictive so

[karmic stump]

i lowkey wanna learn fencing but ts is a rich person sport i do not got the money to be dropping on fencing gear 💔

[atomic oxide]

blacking out and randomly going home

[cobalt thistle]

That is scary, not fun.

[atomic oxide]

honestly i drink every day

[warm lichen]

Blacking out is scary on its own

[cobalt thistle]

Especially in a public place.

[warm lichen]

Controlled drinking is fine but chronically is just

[atomic oxide]

i only go to the bar if im with my bf or friends, if im drinking at home then its alright

[cobalt thistle]

I just save up a lot.

[cobalt thistle]

Still bad either way...

Also it does damage your body.

[warm lichen]

As long as one person is not drunk it’s somewhat fine

[cobalt thistle]

Especially going through many blackouts.

[warm lichen]

Heavily

[atomic oxide]

not really if im with my bf then i just wake up at home

[karmic stump]

occasional drinking isn't gonna fry your liver only if you get drunk every day

[cobalt thistle]

Yeah ... You need to be taken away from your alcohol...

[warm lichen]

Controlled is fine, chronically is just bad

[atomic oxide]

i don't blackout every time

[warm lichen]

Doesn’t take away the liver damage

[atomic oxide]

ive never had any liver damage though

it doesnt even hurt

[cobalt thistle]

I'm not an expert, so I'm not going to say much, because nothing is changing away from alcohol.

[warm lichen]

I’m more just bringing logic rather than a personal opinion

[atomic oxide]

alcohol is life

[warm lichen]

You do you

[cobalt thistle]

I just want to talk about cool things like swords.
:(

[karmic stump]

people have been getting drunk forever fuckin cavemen were getting goofy off of fermented fruit it is not going anywhere 💔

[cobalt thistle]

MY SAD FACE

Fixed. :]

[karmic stump]

what kind of swords

[frozen oak]

[atomic oxide]

well do that then i also have swords!

[cobalt thistle]

Any kind.

[warm lichen]

Isn’t it still just mostly fermented fruit juice

[karmic stump]

i lowkey really like the crazy arab/persion curved swords

[karmic stump]

look up the zulfiqar

[cobalt thistle]

I know this is basic, but I love the classic long sword.

[warm lichen]

Basic isn’t bad

There’s a reason it’s so loved

[frozen oak]

Streaming movie with karma now

[karmic stump]

fermented fruits or grains

[atomic oxide]

cool!

[frozen oak]

Finally out of hell

[cobalt thistle]

Rapier/long sword are the funnest to spar with.

[atomic oxide]

i used to hit my friend with a rapier i had

[cobalt thistle]

Favorite weapon is the War Scythe, because it just looks cool.

[atomic oxide]

niceee

i like scythe stuff

they look veryyy cool

[cobalt thistle]

I really love the halberd too.

[frozen oak]

Slightly unrelated but when I hear sythe I think Mary sue

Oooh halberds are cool

[karmic stump]

boooring i'm tryna lop someone's head off with a shamshir on the turkestani steppes

(longswords are cool)

[atomic oxide]

the spear axe thingy right?

[cobalt thistle]

Yeah!! :D

[atomic oxide]

so cool!

[cobalt thistle]

Leonidas sword looks really cool.

[atomic oxide]

it looks alot like a cutlass

[karmic stump]

i also like 17th-19th century light swords like rapiers and epees

[atomic oxide]

my bf has a replica

[atomic oxide]

i dunno what epees are

[cobalt thistle]

They are similar to the rapier.

Lookwise.

[karmic stump]

technically the rapier was the original light sword

the epee came about in like the 19th/20th century exclusively for dueling

[atomic oxide]

i like rapiers

i used to fence at 13

[frozen oak]

Whoa thats cool

[karmic stump]

rapiers, sabers, scimitars, and shamshirs are probably my favorite

[atomic oxide]

i'll go now i feel like im gonna say something stoobid if i stay a second longer

[opaque yoke]

how are you doing @solemn summit

[solemn summit]

allergies are keeping me awake

[brave moth]

My car is sleeping

Wanna see?

[solemn summit]

so im suffering

[opaque yoke]

thats horrible, what about allergy pills?

[solemn summit]

idk if we have any

[opaque yoke]

its gonna take some while to go away

[solemn summit]

bleh

im gonna use this as an excuse to not go to my volunteering thing tmr

i dont need the extra hours anyway

[opaque yoke]

what were you volunteering for?

[solemn summit]

some culture festival

[frozen oak]

Hi nox!

[solemn summit]

hi

[brave blaze]

all bindings, who next?

[silk junco]

Hive knight

[brave blaze]

I aint giving anything

[silk junco]

Do hive knight

[brave blaze]

hive knight it is

want me to stream?

[silk junco]

Nah just send screenshot when done

[brave blaze]

alright

[cunning sable]

I preferred the silksong background behind the logo why did they change it back to eye aching rainbow augh

[brave blaze]

radianted him in second try but it was in ascended

so I'll have to do it again

[brave blaze]

ikr it doesnt even look good

[silk junco]

Ok

[brave blaze]

oops died

missed a jump 😭

[cunning sable]

Sighhh

Every movie, song, video, game nowadays just HAS to include the flags to support its too much honestly. I support but lgbtq behind the hk logo doesn't belong there, just put the lgbtq+ friendly tag in teh server details and make it hk themes

[solemn summit]

for yaoi addicts like you

[cunning sable]

SHUSHHDUSHHSJA

Who said what-?!

MUST BE THE WIND

[solemn summit]

mhm

keep telling yourself that

:3c

[cunning sable]

HALP

Don't know if I should keep trying or just fall to the floor of laughter

😭

[frozen oak]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1348081701913366578/1353242538428989490/maneater.gif

[cunning sable]

I'm gonna keep truing

[brave blaze]

here it is

[cunning sable]

Ur craaaazy

[brave blaze]

it was nice knowing you, goodbye

when you inevitably get banned

[silk junco]

Oki

[cunning sable]

Knowing..?

[brave blaze]

because this server is probably the worst place on the internet to voice your opinions

[cunning sable]

Banned?!

[brave blaze]

for 2 seconds

[cunning sable]

Is it so?!

[frozen oak]

Its not so much so (I think)

[cunning sable]

Well my opinions don't include any homo/trans phobic opinions

[solemn summit]

hmm

[cunning sable]

STAWWPHV SJSHOABSJASH

[brave blaze]

yes I agree but good luck explaining that to the mods

[brave blaze]

what next

[cunning sable]

THATS FAKE

PHOTOSHOP

Nuh uh not me

[silk junco]

Bro. Tf. Leave people alone

[brave blaze]

I ask again, friends. Who next

[cunning sable]

🤷

[cunning sable]

Girl chill wha

Y so offended it doesn't look good there, not anything to do with you

Or anyone part of the flag

🤦 istg

[reef sierra]

I feel scared

[cunning sable]

THIS SI FAKW SIANSJABS

Gurl where did you find those fake pictures

Who'd you pay to photoshop them

They don't exist

[cunning sable]

I was on a plane at this exact moment

[brave blaze]

bro this is like the least horrifying thing in this server youre good

[cunning sable]

Nawww

goes into hiding for 2 years

[silk junco]

One it's boy and 2 don't share your homo /trans phobic shit here

[solemn summit]

the hollow knight discord server

[brave blaze]

Well what boss do I do next?

[cunning sable]

Pffftt what where I've never been to that place

[solemn summit]

oblobbles because fuck you >:CCCCCC

[cunning sable]

Your pronouns say any...

And what- are u ok

[brave blaze]

they arent that bad I had to go through collector and gpz lol

wanna take a bet on them?

I say I can beat them in

less than 10 deaths

[silk junco]

Pure vessel

[brave blaze]

both ascended and radiant

[brave blaze]

leaving them for the last because theyre way too easy to get past and are the most fun

him and grimm

[silk junco]

Ok

[solemn summit]

oh

[brave blaze]

anyone?

[solemn summit]

then hypothetically whats the worst one

[cunning sable]

What pc do you use?

I keep Crashing on hk lmao

[brave blaze]

gpz

was the worst one

[brave blaze]

monster notebook abra a5

[cunning sable]

Wh-

[brave blaze]

its a laptop

and its a local brand so you probably havent heard of it

[solemn summit]

ok i believe you

no need to bet

[silk junco]

Winged nosk? @brave blaze

[brave blaze]

dude 10 deaths would be crazy come on

[brave blaze]

I hate that boss its on par with markoth but I'll do that after obblobbles then sure

I'll have to do it eventually anyway

[brave blaze]

bet me

alright

ascended obblobbles done

only got hit once

first try

:D

I shouldve died like 5 times though

dare I say I was obviously done for

I keep dying omg

attempt 6 now

I keep dying in the frst 2 seconds

[solemn summit]

😔

silksog delayed

[brave blaze]

winged nosk it is now

[brave blaze]

exactly attempt 10 lets GO

[solemn summit]

waow

gj :D

[brave blaze]

thank youu

alright winged nosk ascended is also done

got hit only once again

god I hate this boss

died 😭

acceptable

okay I hate this

I literally radianted broken vessel in ascended

and now I died to radiant 3 times

finally

attempt 8

next

mawlek is fun

[wispy thunder]

only absrad here will be a bit hard youre really close

pure vessel might be hard but i personally dont think it is

[brave blaze]

pure vessel is alright

and I'm not that terrified of absrad

I dont think its hard at all but lets see what ab says

[wispy thunder]

radabsrad was hard when i first did it tbh

[brave blaze]

radabsradab

[wispy thunder]

true

[chilly oak]

gm my gay ass freaks

yo xny

[chilly oak]

wsp with crystal gardian dude 😭

[brave blaze]

never bothered to attempt lmao

[brave blaze]

alright mawlek done as well

[chilly oak]

you legit telling me that u did enraged gardian and left the normal one 💔

[brave blaze]

lol

[chilly oak]

i hate mawlek for one thing

[brave blaze]

they were both cheap anyway

[chilly oak]

when i forget that i'm too close and get hit

i have a problem with D darking

[chilly oak]

sure

[brave blaze]

alr lets do crystal guardian then

[chilly oak]

it wont be anything trust me

also u didnt do flukemarm?

[brave blaze]

never bothered

😭

yeah that wasnt bad

I guess flukemarm now

why was flukemarm unironically hard

ascended

what

what the hell

i died 3 times so far

alright time to eat breakfast

[wispy thunder]

why isnt grimm done lol

[true totem]

ur doing well

markoth but no grimm is wacky

[brave blaze]

well if i say so markoth is harder to radiant then nkg and pv

[brave blaze]

I never bothered

[brave blaze]

this is in all bindings

collector and gpz was WAY harder than markoth

[wispy thunder]

oh all bindings

[true totem]

wait what

r u playing modded

[wispy thunder]

absrad wont be as hard then

[vital kettle]

Hi xny

[wispy thunder]

u just play it really safe and dodge in ab abs rad

[wispy thunder]

hi

[true totem]

I wanna do p5ab but not being able to practice bindings sucks

especially zote and collector

[vital kettle]

Use mods for that

Only way I was able to do ab

[brave blaze]

relatively speaking right lmao

[brave blaze]

nah I don't do that

[wispy thunder]

how do u not play absrad safe in ab

[true totem]

r u doing hall of gods with bindings

[vital kettle]

Nerves

[wispy thunder]

outside ab i understand like face dancing and speedrunning the boss basically

but in ab its way slower and safer

just takes longer to beat

[vital kettle]

Ab takes like 1:10 per run

[brave blaze]

I just dont play safe

[wispy thunder]

name checks out

[brave blaze]

how

[wispy thunder]

i like saying that randomly to confuse people

[brave blaze]

user ID checks out

[vital kettle]

Name checks out

[wispy thunder]

the ir045abnfnsb30fodltm1l?

[brave blaze]

the 1141752924859547701

[vital kettle]

It's a cypher isn't it

[wispy thunder]

no

its an abbreivation

[vital kettle]

TO WHAT???????

[wispy thunder]

my best feat

[vital kettle]

Which is

[brave blaze]

lord of the rings first chapter

[wispy thunder]

itemless r04 pantheon 5 all bindings no floor no soul blindfolded 30 fps feet only dislocated toes missing 1 leg

[brave blaze]

r04?

[wispy thunder]

radiant white spells old nail all bindings

i got too lazy to write that

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/sponge-bob-eating-patrick-patrick-star-salad-gif-20569673

[wispy thunder]

photo doesnt load btw

[brave blaze]

this send me back to 2030s

[austere fjord]

Hello

https://tenor.com/view/miku-necrodancer-rift-bounce-gif-9412759871262539680

[bleak goblet]

what in the actual fuck?

[wispy thunder]

?

[brave blaze]

that's not even tbat big of a feat

I saw another guy doing it last year

on stream too

[bleak goblet]

what the fuck do you mean missing 1 leg

[brave blaze]

man the chainsaw part wasnt pleasant to see

[wispy thunder]

i cut it off

whats so weird abt that

[brave blaze]

yep the chainsaw

[bleak goblet]

oh.

[brave blaze]

how did you do the blindfold skip

early setup or did you spam inventory

[wispy thunder]

what skip

no skip

[brave blaze]

facing it head on like a man

with 2 legs

[vital kettle]

And no blindfold

[brave blaze]

no blindfold is for losers

why respect the eyes God gifted you?

[wispy thunder]

what if you dont believe

[austere fjord]

What if ur born blind

[brave blaze]

why respect the eyes evolution or whatever gifted you?

[brave blaze]

peak hk gameplay

[austere fjord]

Has anybody ever done a full hk run blindfolded?

[wispy thunder]

yes

[brave blaze]

yeah I think so

[wispy thunder]

only once

[brave blaze]

bluesr?

[wispy thunder]

nah bluesr made a video on that

[brave blaze]

skurry?

[wispy thunder]

i forgot who

[jovial hull]

MyPetCactus

Cactus the fucking goat

[wispy thunder]

oh right cactus

i remember now

[austere fjord]

That's crazy

[vital kettle]

I mean people do darknest all the time

[bleak goblet]

Ok but there's a difference between darknest and the entire game blindfolded

[austere fjord]

Darknest is still impressive

[vital kettle]

It is but yeah it is one of the most impressive feat in the game no doubt

[austere fjord]

I hope silksong speedruning go as crazy as for hk

But I don't it will unfortunately

[vital kettle]

Oh it will my friend

The speedruns were crazy back in like 2020 and 2021

[austere fjord]

Yeah but because the game is way more polished than hk I don't think we will see crazy exploit like acid skips or shade skips

[bleak goblet]

God I hate traitor lord

Any charm recommendations for the second half of p4

[brave blaze]

those are polish

not allowing nice skips is just a huge middle finger to the players

especially as a game like this

[bleak goblet]

I mean with the all the movement stuff they added, there's bound to be some skips

[austere fjord]

I hope so

[dreamy bone]

Hi

[karmic stump]

wait until someone discovers how to abuse the physics associated with hornet's new movement system in order to slingshot across the entire map

[brave blaze]

yep

[austere fjord]

[short sinew]

if you think that those are crazy exploits lol
hollow knight is so broken they have three different categories with different kinda of glitches allowed

and you only know of the least glitched category

this game is beaten under 5 minutes in the most glitched category

also shade skips are probably intentional

or at least they knew it could be used, maybe didn't realise the full consequences

[vital kettle]

MAIN MENU STORAGE SUPREMACYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[austere fjord]

I know about the other actually

There a difference between game breaking glitch and small exploit

It'd not because the game can be broken with glitches that it doesn't make small exploits such as acide skip any less clever and fun to watch

[austere fjord]

Do we have proof the they knew about these?

[vital kettle]

They know

[brave blaze]

pv rab is harder than expected

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-explosion-sad-explode-gif-15295996165959499721

[vital kettle]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1361767766822093051/1408261550510182471/speed.gif

[austere fjord]

@vital kettle look at the bday cake we made

[vital kettle]

[short sinew]

not really but like
their are a handful of pretty clearly intentional skips
like the background object in the spire is just too convenient, same with the squit at the greenpath entrance
I doubt they didn't expect people to pogo on enemies to gain height
and when you let players place down an enemies wherever they want...

I doubt they didn't know

[vital kettle]

I hope u didn't eat it it's so pretty

[teal helm]

wow

[brave blaze]

i mean food is meant to be eaten

[vital kettle]

It's art not food

[brave blaze]

strawberries,cream,chocolate is art?

[flat epoch]

10:18:55:40 left

[chilly oak]

wow looks amazing bro

[austere fjord]

Thank u all

[austere fjord]

True it look good but it will taste even better

Postal im nearly finished in blasphemous

[atomic oxide]

LMAOOO

[austere fjord]

I did a boss with a giant baby it was pretty cursed

[chilly oak]

oh esposito

if thats his name

[austere fjord]

Yeah

[chilly oak]

oh yeah lol

[austere fjord]

And now I need to explore the area mother of mother and the roof area

[chilly oak]

you killed that uhm skeleton?

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-minos-ultrakill-yippie-yippee-gif-11343131795576494196

[austere fjord]

Idk about that

I got a mask and had a short cutscene

[chilly oak]

go do it

[chilly oak]

mhm

[austere fjord]

I will

[chilly oak]

oh yeah i forgot where he was tho

[austere fjord]

I'm pretty lost on the lore tho

[chilly oak]

you can find him in mother of mothers

[austere fjord]

I will try to piece it together on my 100% second run

[chilly oak]

oh my dear there isnt smth called 100%

[atomic oxide]

someone get me a beer

[chilly oak]

i have like 105%

so far

no like more

wya more

way*

if u need explanation just ping me dude

no worries

[bleak goblet]

Will you drive thereafter?

[chilly oak]

i'm the blasphemous expert

[atomic oxide]

maybe, who knows

[brave blaze]

only absrad stands between me and radhogab

[bleak goblet]

Tempting offer

[chilly oak]

you are NOT asgore

driving in my caaaaar right after a beeeeer

[austere fjord]

Thanks goat

[chilly oak]

HELL YEAH BROTHER

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/asgore-knight-gif-10095168295952009600

[chilly oak]

YOU are the goat

now goodluck

oh and also

collect

more

[atomic oxide]

gimme a beer 🙏

[chilly oak]

bones

please

you'lm find a very good and happy surprise in that room

a beautiful woman thats singing there

just wow

[bleak goblet]

Why are you asking a minor for alcohol tho?

[chilly oak]

fuck it i'm getting him so

[atomic oxide]

CUZ I USUALLY TALK TO ADULTS MAN

[chilly oak]

some*

[chilly oak]

shut up and take my dad's beer

[bleak goblet]

Yeah yeah don't drivk and drine

[vital kettle]

Didn't u take like 3 shots of vodka like a while ago?

[atomic oxide]

6

of

tequila

[bleak goblet]

Oh that's uh

[atomic oxide]

gimme gimme gimme

[vital kettle]

DONT ASK FOR BEER NOW

[bleak goblet]

an ammount

[atomic oxide]

i refuse to comply

[chilly oak]

guy you know what a judge does

JUDGEMENT

[atomic oxide]

thy end is now?!?!?!?!?!?!

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-ultrakill-gif-27016097

[chilly oak]

dont listen to him

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/minos-prime-minos-prime-gif-26668792

[chilly oak]

PREPARE THYSELF 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[atomic oxide]

come to germany ima give you beer

[chilly oak]

pay for my flight and i will pay for your beer as long as i'm staying

[vital kettle]

Ok chat imma play aterna noctis now bye

[chilly oak]

W trading offer?

[chilly oak]

bye

also

play postal 1

cuz

[bleak goblet]

Have good time

[chilly oak]

its cool

[atomic oxide]

BEER.

[chilly oak]

BEEEEEEER

my amazigh blood is burning

[austere fjord]

Will do

[atomic oxide]

we drink and ultrakill

[bleak goblet]

I just realized

[chilly oak]

BEER I WANT BEER

[bleak goblet]

If a child is a minor

an adult is a major

[chilly oak]

seriously if you want to torture yourself u're free

[chilly oak]

bro

until

NOW?

[atomic oxide]

come to germany the drinking age is 14

isnt it peak

[chilly oak]

hell fucking yeah

true freedom

[atomic oxide]

real lmao

[bleak goblet]

oh shit I need to travel east a ways

[chilly oak]

i'm about to chug down as much beer as possible

until i die

or pass out

[atomic oxide]

yall

[chilly oak]

just tell my mom it was uh

[bleak goblet]

uh maybe don't do that

[atomic oxide]

save money and come to germany

[chilly oak]

tell her i got knocked out

[atomic oxide]

both of you

[chilly oak]

dude cant u like come to switzerland

[atomic oxide]

we gotta have a drinking session

[chilly oak]

i mean it aint that far

[chilly oak]

a HEAVY one

[atomic oxide]

college plus boyfriend duties (i'm the one getting dominated)

[chilly oak]

i love TF2 so fucking much (i NEVER played it)

[atomic oxide]

BEER

[chilly oak]

fine 😒😒

alch pack yo bags

[bleak goblet]

No but like I still gotta do other stuff

like make a vibeo game

and school

and uh

[chilly oak]

screw school

beer cannot wait

[bleak goblet]

not fucking up my developing brain

[chilly oak]

while school can

[chilly oak]

I DONT CARE

BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[atomic oxide]

we gotta drink man

[bleak goblet]

Well I do

[atomic oxide]

im transforming yall into alcoholics if yall come to germany

[austere fjord]

Drinking age is only an advice in Europe

[chilly oak]

did that door open up @austere fjord

[atomic oxide]

lmaoo

[austere fjord]

I'm not playing rn

[chilly oak]

i'm turning into something better

[bleak goblet]

My brother in Christ I have ADHD I am predisposed to addiction

[chilly oak]

aha

lmk when it does

when u get enough bones

that door on the right will turn blue (its opened now and you can go inside)

but DO NOT GO UNTIL YOU THINK YOU'RE STRONG ENOUGH

[austere fjord]

Ok

[atomic oxide]

we drink anyways

[chilly oak]

funny, very funny

beer doesnt cate

care

but i do

[bleak goblet]

If imma be addicted to something I want it to be more lowkey like weed or something

[chilly oak]

dude

come ON

[atomic oxide]

i got weed-

[chilly oak]

beer will be amazing trust

[bleak goblet]

I do not wanna be consistently drunk, I have too little self control sober

[chilly oak]

WELL I GOT FENT

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-meme-jarvis-fentanyl-fentanyl-fent-jarvis-gif-740512084455787204

[atomic oxide]

the crimes are real

[chilly oak]

guys should i overdose on tylenol to end it all 🤑🤑🤑🤑

[chilly oak]

tysm jarvis

[bleak goblet]

Uh

[atomic oxide]

but it refused

[bleak goblet]

Oh

Okay then

huh

[chilly oak]

should i?

[bleak goblet]

no

[atomic oxide]

hell no

[chilly oak]

silence menas yes

[bleak goblet]

You'll die

[chilly oak]

awwww:(

[atomic oxide]

not before you drink atleast 90k cups of beer

[chilly oak]

ah yes i will die before i even touch beer 💔

[chilly oak]

cups?

who said anything about cups

i'm talking BOTTLES

[atomic oxide]

yes?? we dont drink out of bottles in germany

only those big ahh cups

[chilly oak]

its only ten pills at once

[bleak goblet]

what why

[chilly oak]

oh

[chilly oak]

ahhh that explains it

[bleak goblet]

The bottle is right there why put it in a cup

[atomic oxide]

we have cups for every type of beer

[chilly oak]

will ten pills kill me guys

[bleak goblet]

Perchance

[atomic oxide]

4 can kill

[chilly oak]

you'll never get an answer if you didnt try

[chilly oak]

FOUR ONLY

holy fuck

yeah 16 it goes

i'm swallowing every med i got

[atomic oxide]

i overdosed on 3 when i was 14

[bleak goblet]

Take like 10 benadryl

[chilly oak]

from the anti biotics and the allergy ones

[bleak goblet]

Do combat with the hat man

[chilly oak]

i mean you didnt die

so i'm doing it

les gooooo

[atomic oxide]

yes just 6 days in the hospital

[chilly oak]

6 days only 😂😂😂😂😂

rookie numbers

[atomic oxide]

yes plus needed to take meds for 2 months

[chilly oak]

i stayed two weeks cuz my arms was close to getting amputated

[chilly oak]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[bleak goblet]

I mean this is good info to have for if I decide I've had enough of this world

[chilly oak]

A NORAML COLD GOT ME PILLS FOR DOUBLE THAT

[chilly oak]

hey hey chill w it you got ME

the chill and handsome over 6'3 guy

[atomic oxide]

do you live in antartica or what 💔

[chilly oak]

postal

[chilly oak]

i'm built different

when i was four my cousin was somking some shit in his shop

[atomic oxide]

in a bad way or wha

[bleak goblet]

Y'know I have no problem with pills for an extended period of time because I already have several prescriptions

[chilly oak]

he asked me "you want some"

I SAID YES

i smoked like three

nothing much

[opaque yoke]

YOU WERE FOUR???

[chilly oak]

just 9 years of problems with breathing like a normal human being

[chilly oak]

YES

[chilly oak]

.

[bleak goblet]

A small price to pay

[opaque yoke]

what the hell did you smoke 😭

[chilly oak]

i honeslty dont know

[opaque yoke]

your cousin sucks

[chilly oak]

it was just a regular cigarette tho

i hope so

[chilly oak]

he wasnt in his mind

he was MAD crazy

but ngl i still like em

he usually gets ps4s and xboxs in his shop

like u pay a lil just to play

i was on that shit for HOURS

for free ofc

goated

[atomic oxide]

ima take 2 shots and open ultrakill

[chilly oak]

and he fixed my ps4 (as if i didnt sell that shit bc nothing is cheap)

[atomic oxide]

MINOS I AM COMING FOR YOUUUUUU

[chilly oak]

prepare thyself

[bleak goblet]

Oh you gotta record that

[atomic oxide]

im too lazy to open the lights tbh

[bleak goblet]

DO. IT.

[atomic oxide]

nah id dark.

[bleak goblet]

Okay but either way record it

[opaque yoke]

i guess thats one good side 😭

[chilly oak]

if you say so 💔

but ngl

what shocks me is

[opaque yoke]

the lung damage aint worth it vro

[chilly oak]

i told my mom when i was 12

[chilly oak]

nah i'm good

[opaque yoke]

oh no

[chilly oak]

alr i'm not

[opaque yoke]

how old are you now?

[chilly oak]

SHE WAS CHILL ASF ABOUT IT

HOLY FUCK

[opaque yoke]

how tf 😭

[chilly oak]

WHAT ARE YOU ONNN MA

[chilly oak]

she said "what an idiot"

[opaque yoke]

dude give not gaf

dawg

[chilly oak]

is it me or my cousin

tbh idc

[opaque yoke]

both both is good

[chilly oak]

smoking is so fucking ass

[vital kettle]

Correct

U shouldnt smoke

[chilly oak]

i also tried it in middleschool

[chilly oak]

i kept spitting

[vital kettle]

Don't do it now

[chilly oak]

that shit is GARBAGE

[chilly oak]

never

[vital kettle]

[bleak goblet]

What if it's weed

[chilly oak]

not even vapes

[chilly oak]

they look cool

[atomic oxide]

i downloaded 22 ultrakill edits

how nice is that

[chilly oak]

very very nice

[bleak goblet]

Y'know what'd be nicer

[vital kettle]

It's 22% neat

[chilly oak]

so glad darsh agrees with me

[bleak goblet]

If you recorded your drunk ultrakill gameplay

[chilly oak]

i will defeat minos

with the power

of beer

BEER

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-minos-prime-death-gif-5432752624659374066

[atomic oxide]

alright i'll open obs studio or something

i frogor

[bleak goblet]

gooooooooood

[atomic oxide]

if the recording lags know its my pc that runs on hopes and dreams

[bleak goblet]

Dost thou have a microphone btw

[chilly oak]

i have a coin

[atomic oxide]

yes but my bf is using it to play with his friends

[chilly oak]

there are only 18 pills of tylenol 💔

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-ultraskill-skill-issue-ultraskill-issue-massive-skill-issue-gif-7869734484172336619

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-skill-issue-gif-25589752

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-teto-kasane-pearto-triple-baka-triple-baka-teto-dance-gif-14219668400298611625

te to

[vital kettle]

Pink miku

[bleak goblet]

Teto isn't even pink

[vital kettle]

Wtf is teto

[chilly oak]

ehhahahahaha

fuck you

i'm selling my soul to get rick hunter's voice

holy fuck

[bleak goblet]

I already sold my soul

Wanna know what for?

[vital kettle]

Did u sell it to bill cypher???????

[bleak goblet]

ugggggggh

no

I sold it to satan

[vital kettle]

Why??????

Oh bill cypher is satan

[karmic stump]

$3.28

[bleak goblet]

12 bucks and a bagel

[karmic stump]

close enough

[bleak goblet]

But to be fair it was an everything bagel

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/everythingbagel-gif-25769117

[austere fjord]

What is an everything bagel

[bleak goblet]

Uh it's a bagel with like a bunch of different things on it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Everything_bagel

[vital kettle]

This is the everything bagel according to tenor

[chilly oak]

ew i hate that guy

[atomic oxide]

ultrakill is uplayable with 30 fps 💔

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-i-should-gif-7293838427125663871

[atomic oxide]

from recording program

recording corrupted.

😃🔫

[austere fjord]

Look goof

But is it worth 12 buck

[bleak goblet]

No it was 12 bucks and an everything bagel

for the low low price of my soul

[atomic oxide]

someone get me a beer

[austere fjord]

Ho

I'm really stupid sorry

[atomic oxide]

someone get me a beer or im gonna drunk drive at night

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-fancy-dead-chat-yapping-pixelated-yapping-dead-chat-pixelated-gif-6714540924697693626

Sandvich

[atomic oxide]

im very bored

and drunk

[bleak goblet]

do a flip or something

[atomic oxide]

i'll fall on my head and get brain damage

[bleak goblet]

Do it from higher than floor

then more time to rotate

or don't

[atomic oxide]

my bf isn't home so if i don't land it, it's game over

[bleak goblet]

maybe don't then

[chilly oak]

so funny but so true

[atomic oxide]

oh hey my food arrived

be back after munching.

[vital kettle]

Hmm share

[atomic oxide]

my chiken tendies >:(

[vital kettle]

Hmm nice enjoy

I meant like tell us what food u are eating

[atomic oxide]

curly fries amd chimken tenders

[vital kettle]

Now share

https://tenor.com/view/easter-funny-shrek-funny-face-gif-16711314694006391008

[atomic oxide]

No.

[bleak goblet]

Do it

For them tho not me I got sandviches

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/doja-cat-star-wars-gif-25078126

[atomic oxide]

leave my chimken tendies alone >:(

[vital kettle]

The chicken shall be mine

Hhahahahaah

[atomic oxide]

very sad :(

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/mine-finding-nemo-mine-mine-mine-thats-mine-lulugifs-gif-20827668

Me rn

[atomic oxide]

thief >:(

[vital kettle]

No the tendies are simply ours

[atomic oxide]

aw..

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

[atomic oxide]

i'll go vanish to eat

vanishes in gay femboy

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/petty-parker-smoke-snoop-dogg-homer-simpson-disappear-gif-17093677

[flat epoch]

silksong tomorrow

[soft marsh]

woah darsh there is another gay femboy and you didn't even tell me?

[vital kettle]

I mean u don't talk here

[soft marsh]

i get too wrapped up in the ghosties dc now

[vital kettle]

Also it's not a gay femboy it's a friendly neighborhood gay femboy

[flat epoch]

it’s discord
are we fr
it’s like finding hay in a haystack

[soft marsh]

thats ture

[vital kettle]

[lilac bramble]

[flat epoch]

william tell overture

[soft marsh]

west wind overture

[flat epoch]

how many more overtures

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/midnight-the-cat-stopped-working-midnight-the-cat-cat-cat-meme-funny-cat-gif-81113296414293415

[flat epoch]

where are the undertures

[soft marsh]

infinate dute

[lilac bramble]

What

[soft marsh]

dude*

[flat epoch]

“dute”

spelling fail

[soft marsh]

dam im bad at ttyping

[flat epoch]

laugh at this user

[soft marsh]

i do that often

[flat epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/silk-song-waiting-hope-dog-my-peabody-gif-15141683682113506156

[soft marsh]

overtures are just albums for sheet music we all know it's true

[lilac bramble]

Lore

[soft marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/rain-world-rain-world-watcher-gif-15345038142849397779

[chilly oak]

oh my

[flat epoch]

is that the uhh

the watcher

[chilly oak]

OH MY GOD ITS VIN

ITS VIN

ITS HIM

THE ONE AND ONLY

[soft marsh]

hi postal

[chilly oak]

VIN

[flat epoch]

VEHICLE REGISTRATION NUMBER

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-teto-tweaking-silly-vocaloid-gif-8959647035655756991

[chilly oak]

where the FUCK have you been 💔

this broke my little heart

[soft marsh]

school 💔

[chilly oak]

oh shit

a hélicoptère is passing by

[flat epoch]

heli

[chilly oak]

gg ez skill issue

[soft marsh]

attention span of an ant

[chilly oak]

schoo starts in sep 21

[flat epoch]

u in 3rd grade bro?

[chilly oak]

damn is 😂😂🎉🎉🎉

[flat epoch]

what is this

[chilly oak]

no idiot

my country is goated as hell

[flat epoch]

no idoit*

[soft marsh]

postal got owned frfr

[chilly oak]

oh my god i cant breathe

i got humbled

heyo alch

[lilac bramble]

[bleak goblet]

*ni doito

[atomic oxide]

ello im back from the eating

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/student-college-summer-break-break-back-to-school-gif-3500887758144453579

All of u

[lilac bramble]

[chilly oak]

eating dirt

[chilly oak]

not yet 😎

[soft marsh]

lo' fare femboy

[chilly oak]

prob took six more shots

dont lie

[atomic oxide]

im exposed

[vital kettle]

Lol

[chilly oak]

i have cameras on you

[vital kettle]

They know astra's secret

It's out

[atomic oxide]

im prob gonna blackout in a bit

[vital kettle]

STOP DRINKING

[chilly oak]

blacking out is in this dude's daily routine

[atomic oxide]

so you saw everything i did yesterday 🤔

[chilly oak]

quit drinking dummy

[soft marsh]

i just got here, is u are ver drunken?

[atomic oxide]

never

[chilly oak]

lets NOT talking about that

[lilac bramble]

Cool

[chilly oak]

beer power rises

[vital kettle]

Are u also drunk vin?

[atomic oxide]

yessers

[soft marsh]

no im straight edge

[chilly oak]

bread

[atomic oxide]

yea let's not

[chilly oak]

i know where you hide all that beer

[bleak goblet]

What if I cast a spell of sobering

[lilac bramble]

Hi

[soft marsh]

i think its better to be the only one to remember when everyone is too drunk to

[chilly oak]

am i funny

[vital kettle]

Hi bread me hungy

[soft marsh]

bc its funny asf

[atomic oxide]

uh oh

[lilac bramble]

I guess

[atomic oxide]

i'll drink more beer

[chilly oak]

OMG REALLY

[atomic oxide]

i only have 1 bottle left

[lilac bramble]

Sure?

[bleak goblet]

I have a mana well

[soft marsh]

im funnier

[chilly oak]

beer is astra's oxygène

[bleak goblet]

You can't outdrink my soberings

[chilly oak]

GET OUT

[soft marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-furry-anime-gif-20881796

[bleak goblet]

I'm the funniest

[atomic oxide]

i'll pull the tequila or vodka out then

[lilac bramble]

[vital kettle]

Hi the funniest

[chilly oak]

i would've said yes but i still breathe

[chilly oak]

Filthy

[atomic oxide]

laughs in ultrakill monster

[soft marsh]

i have never even met alch yet so i can't judge this

[chilly oak]

that monster is so filthy

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-gif-21537393

[atomic oxide]

very correct

[chilly oak]

he's a cool guy

[soft marsh]

https://tenor.com/view/white-monster-wmster-monster-energy-monster-energy-drink-monkey-gif-15628061433413475006

[atomic oxide]

true

[vital kettle]

He doesn't think wobbafett is the best. he is the worst

[bleak goblet]

No wobbuffet is a good mon

Just not the best