hk-general

[bleak goblet]

uh there's still 13 more days

[atomic oxide]

3 shorts.. but what color

[severe spade]

i am gonna sleep through

[bleak goblet]

hibernation

[bleak goblet]

stained in the blood of the strong

[atomic oxide]

yeesh, no thanks

[toxic storm]

Maybe one of those packs with 3 colors

Black gray and white

[atomic oxide]

okay >:)

[bleak goblet]

but if thou choosest to comply, then thou shalt absorb the power of those thou hast vanquished

[toxic storm]

o-o

[atomic oxide]

uhhh.. my peanut brain can't comprehend this

[rancid lantern]

should i kill the mini mushrooms that run away?

[bleak goblet]

you get the power of the people you kill for blood

Don't uh

[atomic oxide]

murder

[bleak goblet]

ask me how I know

[vital kettle]

If u get blood soaked shorts u get the power of people with the blood on it

[bleak goblet]

You don't keep them blood soaked

[atomic oxide]

pass.. i'm a femboy not a murderer

[vital kettle]

U do that's how u get max power

[vital kettle]

Be both

[bleak goblet]

You use the blood for like a tie dye or something

[toxic storm]

So you're just wearing wet shorts

[vital kettle]

Nope incorrect

[atomic oxide]

no thanks

[toxic storm]

Ew Ghostie

[bleak goblet]

I think you just don't have a good enough vessel for the blood

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/reconsider-saint-bodhi-heaven-is-real-song-think-twice-think-again-gif-16642784601783568246

[solemn summit]

what counts as a power

[bleak goblet]

If you get high quality clothes

[vital kettle]

I do

[solemn summit]

does food allergy count

[bleak goblet]

then the ammount of blood don't matter

[vital kettle]

Bigger number go up

[solemn summit]

do you get the collective strength of ppl

[vital kettle]

Yes

[bleak goblet]

yes

[vital kettle]

Like 80%

The 20% gets lost

[toxic storm]

SHAAAAAAAAAAAARK HI

[atomic oxide]

pass

[solemn summit]

waow

hi arrow

[toxic storm]

Yaya Shark

[solemn summit]

i think you misspelled my name tho

[glass loom]

im very lost what are we actually discussing here

[bleak goblet]

okay yeah you really need to start using better quality clothing

[vital kettle]

Ok I guess

[vital kettle]

No moni

[toxic storm]

My bad it's spelled Shark

[odd ibex]

Femboi bloodsoaked shorts

[bleak goblet]

ah

[solemn summit]

yea

[glass loom]

good to know

hi haru hi darsh

[toxic storm]

Lemme go fix it

[vital kettle]

Hi fox blood soaked shorts that stores power of the does u vanquish

[bleak goblet]

soaking clothing in the blood of the strong to obtain their power

[solemn summit]

if you get your own blood on your shorts do you double in strength

[vital kettle]

No

[bleak goblet]

no you already have your power

[odd ibex]

Heyo Foxxer, having a good day ?

[bleak goblet]

you can't absorb your own power

[glass loom]

can i have an analagous pair of sweatpants i really dont like shorts

[solemn summit]

does mental illness count as a power

[bleak goblet]

yeah it works with any clothing

[glass loom]

yes hbu

[vital kettle]

It will be 50% effective but go for it

[flat epoch]

Silksong is in 6 + 7 days

[bleak goblet]

okay you don't even know what you're talking about

[odd ibex]

Pretty good as well ! Just came back

[vital kettle]

I do u need to calibrate ur insteument

[atomic oxide]

let's goo 2 day delievery on 3 shortsssss

[vital kettle]

Werent u getting a Spiderman costume and skirts?

[toxic idol]

Why did they rename hk-offtopic D:

[atomic oxide]

correct but also getting 3 shorts cuz im evil

[vital kettle]

Huh nice

[vital kettle]

We got nuked help us pls

[toxic idol]

Why would they do this…

[vital kettle]

Cause evil

This is incorrect now

[opaque yoke]

gotta make space for ss offtopic

[bleak goblet]

bro if I can use whatever I want to no detriment, I think you need to practice your sanguinomancy

[atomic oxide]

my sister buying me the 3 shorts cuz she missed my bday >:(

[odd ibex]

Oh that made me remember @vital kettle, I got hold of Izu, she doesn't want to update the meme

[toxic idol]

True…

[solemn summit]

make a new one then

[vital kettle]

Best sister ever except for the birthday party that's kinda sadge

[vital kettle]

I saw sadge

I pinged izu as well earlier

[odd ibex]

Yeah I'm looking for a clean Squidward template

[vital kettle]

We need to make it a gif and upload it to tenor

[atomic oxide]

honestly she was busy with alot of stuff

[vital kettle]

U are using shortcuts I follow the oooooooold ways

[bleak goblet]

nah make a new version of this one specifically with some new people

[vital kettle]

That's why I said sadge and not evil

[glass loom]

@swift light izutsumi_dusk hi

[atomic oxide]

sadly evilish

[vital kettle]

The squidward one is better

[odd ibex]

Just updating the old one for now

[bleak goblet]

aight then

[vital kettle]

Give it to me imma make it a gif

[bleak goblet]

I'm using the ways of the ancients, and the ancients knew what the fuck they were doing when it came to convenience

[vital kettle]

Nope I am using the oooooooooold ways those are older

[glass loom]

the ancients like

[bleak goblet]

The ancients specifically used socks to be able to hide the blood stained clothing y'know

[glass loom]

like the...

[vital kettle]

Wait imma make it a gif

[bleak goblet]

Which is why their methods allow for maximum power from blood staining and any clothing

[solemn summit]

the rain worl

[glass loom]

true

[bleak goblet]

Y'know sometimes I do something

and realize

I am so fucking autistic

[glass loom]

i love that i can just say shit like "an iterator? like the.? the..." and at least SOMEONE will know what im talking about i love it sm

[vital kettle]

Never could have told

[solemn summit]

true

[atomic oxide]

guys i think im in debt

[odd ibex]

K we got the OG one, now we need to remake the chat one

[atomic oxide]

i have debt

and

borrowed 5 dollas from my bf

[vital kettle]

im making it into a gif now just wait

[odd ibex]

IRS be like

[bleak goblet]

the question is, who is worthy

[atomic oxide]

money

[odd ibex]

Don't really care we just need a clean one

Also we need news ones, Nox is right

[bleak goblet]

When discussing ancient Babylonian demons, nothing comes to mind more frequently than the IRS. To the IRS, the only question more important than how much more money they can squeeze from the American people, is how many more children they can sacrifice to Moloch. They are so corrupt that they are worshipping a Caananite god instead of their own demons.

[vital kettle]

wait i uploded the gif to tenor why isnt it showing up

[odd ibex]

...

Wtf is that ?

[vital kettle]

cute car

[austere fjord]

Car

I hope we have cat in silksong

[atomic oxide]

i gave my bf 5 dollas back

[vital kettle]

we wont

[bleak goblet]

Wait imagine a little like cat bug

[vital kettle]

do u like the gif alch?

[odd ibex]

[bleak goblet]

like a little pillbug or something with cat ears

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/slugcat-rain-world-gif-7210845820092446870

[odd ibex]

I don't know why, it's less impactful

[bleak goblet]

I uh

yeeeeeees?

[odd ibex]

No

[vital kettle]

i am rehabilatiting our image

[austere fjord]

Darsh I'm gonna have to tell u that I don't like the gif

[vital kettle]

witha cute car

[austere fjord]

Rare darsh L

[vital kettle]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[bleak goblet]

yeah imma be real it kinda sucks

[vital kettle]

what needs to change

[odd ibex]

The cat

[austere fjord]

The gif

[vital kettle]

there will be a cat do u wanta new one

[odd ibex]

To be honest, it doesn't have to be a gif

[vital kettle]

i need it on tenor

[odd ibex]

The old image is good

[bleak goblet]

can you make a gif of the same image as multiple frames

[vital kettle]

i can

but thats like boring

[bleak goblet]

no genuinely just do that

[vital kettle]

okkkkkkkkkkkkk i guess

[atomic oxide]

my friend just said she will molest me

[bleak goblet]

yeah depending on the friend they can do that sometimes

[atomic oxide]

alright im cosplaying to her wedding too

[vital kettle]

is this good its on tenor

[odd ibex]

Got my source

[glass loom]

me when

[vital kettle]

?

damn u abusing that nitro huh

[bleak goblet]

man I wish I had nitro

[austere fjord]

The unc money is put to good use

[bleak goblet]

if only someone were to gift me nitro

[austere fjord]

It's not worth it

[vital kettle]

the generational unc wealth

[odd ibex]

It's absolutely worth it

[bleak goblet]

nudge nudge wink wink please somebody do it I want to be able to change my banner

[vital kettle]

u can also boost servers u knoow

[odd ibex]

Yes

[vital kettle]

good that u know that

[odd ibex]

[austere fjord]

Ok I will not buy books for school and spend all of it on nitro rn

[vital kettle]

use pdfs

[odd ibex]

End of month must be tight if a nitro is putting you in the red

[bleak goblet]

Spend it on gifting me nitro

[potent sinew]

https://tenor.com/view/silksong-hollow-kni-hollow-knight-silksong-today-silksong-today-gif-2181970622836399486

[pale vortex]

You called, I answered

[potent sinew]

what a list

[pale vortex]

To be fair this is my second save file

[potent sinew]

hm

[pale vortex]

I already know what bosses I like

[potent sinew]

radiant grub mother humbled me ngl

[vital kettle]

cassius would be proud

[pale vortex]

Is that....

[pale vortex]

Real

[pale vortex]

A red rising ref perchance 👀

[lilac bramble]

[potent sinew]

i haven't heard that name in a long long time

[lilac bramble]

[atomic oxide]

curly fries or normal fries

[potent sinew]

i read it when i was a wee kiddo

on the kindle

[lilac bramble]

Curly

[pale vortex]

Omg

[lilac bramble]

Any day

Every day

[bleak goblet]

curly every fuckin time

[pale vortex]

YES

[atomic oxide]

alright

[vital kettle]

eat both

[potent sinew]

definitely was above my pay grade

no idea how i got my hands on it

[lilac bramble]

If u gave me the option I would instantly choose curly

[pale vortex]

It's such a good series omg

[bleak goblet]

radkoth next

[potent sinew]

i don't remember much

[atomic oxide]

i don't wanna get fat

[pale vortex]

I can't wait for the last book

[potent sinew]

the girls name was mustang

[pale vortex]

😭

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/just-do-it-shia-la-beouf-do-it-flame-fire-gif-5621394

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-hollow-knight-boss-hollow-knight-markoth-ascended-hollow-knight-explosive-hatchlings-hollow-knight-glowing-womb-gif-12488311065782780233

[pale vortex]

First I have to fight regular markoth

[potent sinew]

i also highly recommend enders game

[bleak goblet]

then do that

[pale vortex]

I've heard that's rlly good. I'll put it on my list

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-silksong-markoth-skill-issue-grimm-gif-7547399455572018214

[pale vortex]

Sigh. I'll be back in a couple hours

[opaque yoke]

you're goated as hell

[potent sinew]

also read 17776 (for free on the web)

[atomic oxide]

i got a large so if i got both i was gonna give one to my bf

[pale vortex]

Bet

[vital kettle]

share them like noodles in the films

[pale vortex]

Thx 🙏🙏

[potent sinew]

sbnation.com/future-football

[atomic oxide]

he just woke up 💔
let the poor man rest

[vital kettle]

no he must do trend

for AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAstra

[lilac bramble]

[atomic oxide]

that's alot of a's

[bleak goblet]

Hey new topic

music recommendations

[lilac bramble]

[atomic oxide]

uhhhh, gorillaz?

[lilac bramble]

[vital kettle]

death of a bachelor - patd, lgsem - clipse, gdlu - jid

[lilac bramble]

[vital kettle]

stop spamming

[bleak goblet]

Yeah they're good but the problem is I already got gorillaz

[lilac bramble]

Aw

[bleak goblet]

I'll check those out

[potent sinew]

the adults are talkihh mg

Bruh

Talking

[atomic oxide]

not sure what to recommend i forgot my own playlist

[potent sinew]

"talkihh mg"

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/mwah-miku-deco27-monitoring-monitoringu-gif-13267619147746955994

[karmic stump]

how do you keep gorillas without getting mauled to death

[bleak goblet]

I am going to skin you alive and use you as a rug in a log cabin

[karmic stump]

skin isn't a particularily nice material for flooring

[warm lichen]

CURSE YOU DARSH

[bleak goblet]

oh, really? any recommendations instead of skin?

[warm lichen]

LET ME HAVE MY THINGS

[vital kettle]

no

ur things are cool i want them

[karmic stump]

any type of fur, and muscle cells actually work surprisingly well

[warm lichen]

They’re mine

https://tenor.com/view/mesmerizer-miku-gif-9672409217685127402

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/meme-our-now-gif-21036569

[bleak goblet]

oh really? I'd think the toughness of muscle would result in an unpleasant sensory experience

[karmic stump]

its tough but its smooth and like springy

[bleak goblet]

huh

yeah I've always just used skin, thanks for educating me

[karmic stump]

new gif dropped

[vital kettle]

it did

haru madfe the image

i giffed it

it should be on tenor in a few days

search tags under hkgen, be weird

[karmic stump]

chat what should i play

[bleak goblet]

cyberpunk 2077

[vital kettle]

hop on nioh 2

[karmic stump]

alright

[coarse spruce]

hello chat
i have simply come to inform you that silksong will be dropping on my birthday
that is all chat
goodbye chat

[atomic oxide]

i ate and left crumbs

[vital kettle]

u should eat the crumbs as well

[bleak goblet]

Eat the plate too if you left it

[vital kettle]

i mean thats common knowledge

[bleak goblet]

or whatever your food was served on

[brave moth]

Helo

[rancid lantern]

Doing a brand new hk save

[vital kettle]

hello

[brave moth]

How much time do you have on your main save

[austere fjord]

I live with my momma most of the time

[rancid lantern]

16 hours

[brave moth]

First save?

How

Oh wait

[rancid lantern]

I haven't played HK since 2023 so i decided to do a new save

[brave moth]

How far are you in the game

[vital kettle]

FREEEEE FOOOOOOOOOOD AND JAMMMMMMMMS

[brave moth]

How much did u have on your first one

[austere fjord]

True I will take jam with me when I'm going in my apartment for school

[atomic oxide]

too lazy

[vital kettle]

chuck me some as well

[karmic stump]

bro every time i launch this game its lowkey beautiful

[vital kettle]

play nioh 2

[rancid lantern]

I cant check rn but i would probably be 30% done on my 16 hour save

[bleak goblet]

How far are you

[karmic stump]

i do not own nioh 2

[karmic stump]

i'm at final mission but i'm stalling to 100% the game first

doing dlc rn

[bleak goblet]

Yeah don't forget to meet Hanako at embers

[vital kettle]

BUY IT

[karmic stump]

hanako been waiting for me at embers for like 4 in game months 💔

[rancid lantern]

I have 3 saves on HK

One from 2022, 2023 and now 2025 (i have never finished the game)

[shut wolf]

I got 1 save with 150 hours

[atomic oxide]

i do not own nioh 2 vs i do not own a pc that can run nioh 2

[rancid lantern]

I need to finish the game

[atomic oxide]

beautifullllllll

[karmic stump]

i'm actually photomodemaxxing i need to go meet reed

[solemn summit]

silksong

[karmic stump]

is this silksong ⁉️

[swift light]

Hi

[glass loom]

hi

[vital kettle]

hi izu we got

[chilly oak]

after a long day i finally rise to say weird shit/shitpost and leave like usual

yeah too dead for me i'm leaving

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/gif-collection-grievous-starwars-perfect-gif-7213730

[vital kettle]

It's on tenor in a few days

After content thingy

[bleak goblet]

return

[chilly oak]

alch sup

and panica

and darsh

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/pulchra-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pulchra-fellini-petting-petting-cat-gif-11768009038236840940

[flat pike]

Hello

[chilly oak]

blasphemous gifs are so real

[chilly oak]

hi

[warm lichen]

Ronyx

[lilac bramble]

[warm lichen]

Bread

[flat pike]

Being known enough that I have a nickname makes me very happy

[lilac bramble]

My nickname is bread

I feel accomplished

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/pulchra-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pulchra-fellini-petting-petting-cat-gif-11768009038236840940

[chilly oak]

sup bread

you need bread?

[lilac bramble]

I like bread

[warm lichen]

I didn’t feel like writing all of that, nor did I have much a clue of what I could shorten it too

[lilac bramble]

Does that make me a cannibal

[chilly oak]

sure ronyx

[chilly oak]

exactly

[chilly oak]

relatable

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-spamton-dance-deltarune-gif-11556617149541031644

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/falling-toast-live-toast-reaction-toast-dies-gif-7238761997416289033

[chilly oak]

i like having post

for short

post

post

[lilac bramble]

[bleak goblet]

But cannibalism is frowned upon in most societies

[chilly oak]

SHITpost

[warm lichen]

Postal is already easy to write so

[lilac bramble]

Bwead 🍞

[chilly oak]

cannibalism is great imo

[warm lichen]

Sorgy I shall continue to refer to you as postal

[chilly oak]

human flesh tastes so good

as you wish

[lilac bramble]

[chilly oak]

its not a long name anyways

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/mesmerizer-vocaloid-miku-teto-synthv-gif-9987911860789903185

[lilac bramble]

I have an addiction to shroom pog and i can’t stop it

[chilly oak]

miku and te- red miku

[lilac bramble]

[chilly oak]

i dont blame you

[vital kettle]

Pls stop spamming

[warm lichen]

I have a crippling addiction to sending gifs

https://tenor.com/view/ghost-and-pals-reckless-battery-burns-tamari-ghost-and-pals-tamari-tamari-ghost-and-pals-gif-26617490

[lilac bramble]

But the shroom pog

[chilly oak]

i love this gif bro

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-grub-gif-18708300

Wait this gif is so peak

[chilly oak]

cute

[lilac bramble]

[chilly oak]

the knight is such a cutie

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-jevil-delta-rune-undertale-undertale-memes-gif-25575869

[lilac bramble]

Is the knight shorter than lancer

[warm lichen]

There’s no way

[chilly oak]

stop spreading chaos

[warm lichen]

You say smth relating to deltarune

The moment I send Jevil

[lilac bramble]

We need a comparison

[warm lichen]

Lmao

[warm lichen]

How big is lancer

[chilly oak]

hmmm

[warm lichen]

If the size of a medium sized plushie maybe

[lilac bramble]

He’s like one foot tall

[flat pike]

Sorry to vanish

[bleak goblet]

uh I think not

[flat pike]

Had to go do something

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-breakdance-lancer-lancer-deltarune-deltarune-delta-rune-gif-12991294656648990087

[chilly oak]

the knight is a bug bro

mmm

[lilac bramble]

Bug vs playing card

[bleak goblet]

oh we're talking the knight from hk

[flat pike]

The knight is shorter than lancer

[lilac bramble]

Top ten fights of all time

[flat pike]

Assuming Kris is 5 foot

[bleak goblet]

Imma be so fr I thought we were talking about the roaring knight

[flat pike]

Lancer is like 2

[lilac bramble]

Bro kris is not 5 foot

[chilly oak]

😭

[chilly oak]

nah bro

[lilac bramble]

He’s barely taller than a trash can

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-roaring-knight-the-roaring-knight-undertale-goku-gif-12950428057791905546

[flat pike]

*they

[vital kettle]

Man I want vin here can we summon vin

[bleak goblet]

Okay then yeah lancer is 100% taller

[lilac bramble]

Oh right mb

[flat pike]

Also the knight is a insect

It’s tiny

[chilly oak]

a literal bug

[atomic oxide]

ello

[lilac bramble]

Typa bug is the knight

[chilly oak]

REALLY REALLY tiny

[chilly oak]

hii

soo the knight can be like

wait

how tall is hornet

[atomic oxide]

helloers the penitent one

[lilac bramble]

Hornet is like

[warm lichen]

Have you ever considered how tall the trash can is

[chilly oak]

FINALLY SOMEONE THAT RECOGNIZED MY PFP AS THE PENITENT ONE RATHER THAN CALLING ME JESUS

[vital kettle]

A table trash can

[lilac bramble]

It’s like half the size of a locker

[atomic oxide]

😭

[flat pike]

Damn

[atomic oxide]

i played blasphemous

[flat pike]

Kris is tiny

[chilly oak]

both?

[atomic oxide]

just 1, no money for 2 >:(

[chilly oak]

AYE AYE CAPTAIN 🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️🏴‍☠️

[warm lichen]

He is five foot

[lilac bramble]

Bros response to no money

[atomic oxide]

THE CALL OF THE PIRATE BAY

[flat pike]

*they

[lilac bramble]

They is five foot

[warm lichen]

I will refer to them as I wish respectfully

[lilac bramble]

Wow

[chilly oak]

wheres my parrot

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/aye-captain-ayee-salute-kid-gif-27161544

[flat pike]

Fair

[warm lichen]

Tenna is like 15ft

[atomic oxide]

absolute peak right there

[chilly oak]

ngl i would like to get a parrot

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/empty-thought-ice-cream-sandwich-gif-8833610467750606728

[chilly oak]

they're a lil expensive but i love them

[warm lichen]

Darsh

[burnt heath]

yooo the rogue prince of persia is now on gamepass that rocks

[warm lichen]

Tenna is around 15ft

[lilac bramble]

Ngl

[vital kettle]

Yup

[atomic oxide]

same here

[lilac bramble]

Tennas height changes a lot

[chilly oak]

they're a lil shy around stranger tho

doesnt matter

[pastel oracle]

holy shit hk offtopic evolved

[atomic oxide]

matches with me

[flat pike]

It got a name change

[pastel oracle]

i know that's what i'm saying

[chilly oak]

i would like one that will wake me with crisantas quotes

[flat pike]

They moved all the channels

[pastel oracle]

also mods actually changed the server around

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/pizza-cookie-icsandwichguy-ice-cream-sandwich-nomnom-gif-27616664

I love this YouTuber

[pastel oracle]

ss general when

[warm lichen]

Can someone convert this to a gif please

[vital kettle]

I can imma need a payment tho

[pastel oracle]

but it's just a still image

[warm lichen]

I don’t like going into my photos there’s too many things in there it WILL get lost

[pastel oracle]

you can easily change picture formats into gifs online surely just google it

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/pulchra-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-pulchra-fellini-petting-petting-cat-gif-11768009038236840940

[warm lichen]

Ik but I necessarily don’t have the energy too

[pastel oracle]

so make other people do it lol ok

[lilac bramble]

[warm lichen]

Yep

[flat pike]

How tired are you

[lilac bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/forsaken-roblox-1x1-x-1x1-shedletsky-roblox-meme-gif-16708023114186553644

[warm lichen]

Headache

[flat pike]

Oh

That sucks

[warm lichen]

I must eat

So

[lilac bramble]

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-jevil-deltarune-metamorphosis-gif-18128093581585510670

Momentarily

[bleak goblet]

later

[flat pike]

See you

[atomic oxide]

you can probably train it to do so lol

[chilly oak]

bye

[chilly oak]

ofc

and thus shall your name be erased under the heavens

[atomic oxide]

🔥

[chilly oak]

how i be waking up everyday

my bed btw

cool

i'm so cool

ofc you are postal

oh thank you

am i tuff as well

yes you are postal

did i forget to take my meds?

yes you did

[atomic oxide]

the schizophrenia is real

[chilly oak]

i wish to have severe dementia

[chilly oak]

i wish to have severe dementia

[chilly oak]

i wish to have severe dementia

[atomic oxide]

i guess we both have "illnesses"

[chilly oak]

collecting them like medals twin ❤️‍🩹

[atomic oxide]

im doing my femboy run

except it lasts for a life time 💔

[chilly oak]

DID I JUST HEAR FEMBOY???????

[atomic oxide]

yes.

me >:3

[chilly oak]

autism is a jojo reference!!!???

everything is a jojo reference

also if you watched jojo

watch jojo

if you didnt

watch jojo

[atomic oxide]

life is a jojo reference

[chilly oak]

hating jojo is a jojo reference

[grizzled vector]

I watched bits of it, and I also love the music references

for how on the nose they are

[chilly oak]

thats my boy

[deep zealot]

real real !

[chilly oak]

alch wazzap

[deep zealot]

notice how the chat went quiet when i got here . i’m just that cool /j .

[chilly oak]

not cooler than me you aint 😎😎

[topaz pilot]

wassup guys

[atomic oxide]

i just realized if i count my skirts and shorts it's higher than my age

[chilly oak]

malkin

[topaz pilot]

yoo

[atomic oxide]

how amazing

[topaz pilot]

its my favorite monkey

[chilly oak]

how do i know i consume alot of protein

[topaz pilot]

sup twin how you been

[topaz pilot]

count calories

[chilly oak]

its when you fart, the room will be filled with deadly gas

[deep zealot]

chat what

[topaz pilot]

what is bro talking abt

the comma aint explaining shit yo

[chilly oak]

once i stole some of my cousins protein powder

and ate six eggs

steaks

and fucking greek yogurt

and idk what

[topaz pilot]

thats high asf in protein

how many steaks?

or just one

[bleak goblet]

what in the hell I STOP LOOKING AT CHAT FOR 3 FUCKING MINUTES

[topaz pilot]

and how many oz?

[chilly oak]

two you may say

[topaz pilot]

how many oz was one?

[chilly oak]

i dont really remember

[deep zealot]

LMFAO dawg i just got here

[topaz pilot]

estimate?

[chilly oak]

welcome then

[topaz pilot]

from the top of your head

[chilly oak]

hmmmm

[topaz pilot]

was it a small medium or large one

[chilly oak]

two scoops of protein powder??

or

three

or just one

[topaz pilot]

huh

[chilly oak]

that lil uhh

uhhh

uhm

um

uhh

[topaz pilot]

im tryna calculate the amount of cals in the greek yoghurt steaks and eggs

tf you talking abt protein powder

you need a liquid to drink that

or put it in some batter

[warm lichen]

You can eat it powdered

[chilly oak]

that greek yogurt is roughly 470cals

[topaz pilot]

and make protein pancakes

[chilly oak]

me fr

nah no

[brave moth]

Hello

[topaz pilot]

thats not

no

[chilly oak]

hi

[brave moth]

Hehe

[warm lichen]

If it’s edible, then you can consume it any way

[topaz pilot]

you can do that but it is not recommended in the slightest

[karmic stump]

more cyberpunk photomodemaxxing

[toxic shore]

The most correct answer

[chilly oak]

goddamn

[brave moth]

Yep

[deep zealot]

i saw that exact thing yesterday on google

[topaz pilot]

you digest it much quicker and take more protein from it if drank in a mix with water

[bleak goblet]

Dry scooping is literally a thing

[topaz pilot]

yeah

[brave moth]

Lol

[topaz pilot]

but its not recommended

[warm lichen]

If it’s edible, then you can do it any way

[chilly oak]

u mix it with water? i dont usually see that, mostly in protein shake or just milk

[topaz pilot]

i use whey powder myself and its not optimal

[brave moth]

There's 🩸on the table

[chilly oak]

cool

[topaz pilot]

water is the best for me bc im on a cut, the less calories the better

[chilly oak]

theres alot on my carpet

[chilly oak]

ahaaa

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/ena-ena-dance-joel-g-dream-bbq-gif-17758353295244438908

[brave moth]

Pomegranate juice

[chilly oak]

ohhh

[chilly oak]

theres still blood on my carpet

[brave moth]

Why

[topaz pilot]

yeah, you can consume it powdered. however, professionals do not recommend that.

[topaz pilot]

holy shit

[chilly oak]

a kid misbehaved

[topaz pilot]

give him to me

[brave moth]

Is whatever you're talking about legal?

[topaz pilot]

protein powder

[warm lichen]

However, I don’t care if they don’t, if it doesn’t kill me instantaneously, what’s the problem

[topaz pilot]

lmao

[brave moth]

And what does it have to do with blood on the carpet

[topaz pilot]

not crack

[chilly oak]

uhh

nvm

nothing

[deep zealot]

uhrm

[brave moth]

I wanted to know...

😢

[chilly oak]

i'd like to talk about this

[chilly oak]

okay okay

[warm lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279521753042780304/1280211328228659220/aranea.gif

[chilly oak]

he got a paper cut

[brave moth]

Oooh

That makes sense

[vital kettle]

I can't sleep help me

[topaz pilot]

im not tryna tell you what you can and cant do, you can eat it powdered just fine. however, its more comfortable drinking it in a shake or w water and milk, and its more optimal that way too.

[atomic oxide]

give

[brave moth]

I have a tutorial for you

[chilly oak]

i will drug you

[brave moth]

Close your eyes

Sleep

[deep zealot]

holy shit !

[topaz pilot]

im not saying youre gonna die when you eat the powder

[brave moth]

Easy

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/something-omori-something-omori-omori-mari-mari-gif-22673790

[vital kettle]

That's creepy don't say that

[topaz pilot]

im telling you its better overall to drink it w something

[brave moth]

I'm concerned

[chilly oak]

i know dammit

[vital kettle]

Thanks luci

[topaz pilot]

im telling panica

[warm lichen]

Oh did you take that as an actual argument sorry

[chilly oak]

okay i will sing to you until you sleep

[brave moth]

I'm just a chill guy

I have no enemies

[warm lichen]

I was trolling

[topaz pilot]

oh, haha it seemed that way. mb

[chilly oak]

idc i will get myself into this

[brave moth]

And no real friends

[topaz pilot]

scallywag

[chilly oak]

dude

[topaz pilot]

empty the compartments of your pantaloons at once

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/trollface-gif-8242347154758580084

[deep zealot]

what </3

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/omori-omori-something-something-mari-omori-omori-mari-gif-25022419

[topaz pilot]

sea of thieves core brotato chip

[deep zealot]

me irl

[topaz pilot]

that is NOT bro

[chilly oak]

oi mate are you disrespecting me bruv

[deep zealot]

:3

[chilly oak]

alright brotein shake

[brave moth]

I'm scared

[topaz pilot]

no not in the slightest matter my good sir

[deep zealot]

good

[warm lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279521753042780304/1288644598079553679/araneasilly.gif

[chilly oak]

NOOOO its i'm sorry original gangster 😨😨

[topaz pilot]

FUCK

i forgort

[chilly oak]

now empty thy pantaloons at once

or wtv

[brave moth]

Bo'oh' o' wa'er

[warm lichen]

Now empty the compartments of your pantaloons

[chilly oak]

free my jiggers!! maad ooo, riding round in a rover

[bleak goblet]

I truly love modded balatro

[chilly oak]

if i see opps then its ovah

[brave moth]

I played balatro in don't starve together

[deep zealot]

what !!!!!!!

[chilly oak]

bo a oo wo ah

[deep zealot]

guys can we talk abt hk now or

[brave moth]

Hehe

[bleak goblet]

how

[topaz pilot]

mention balatro one more fucking time

i dare you

[chilly oak]

its hk offtopic

balatro.

[topaz pilot]

im SICK AND TIRED FROM HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKASS GAME

[brave moth]

We are in general

[warm lichen]

It’s not a requirement.

[topaz pilot]

mate

[covert current]

balatro

[brave moth]

I'm eating

[deep zealot]

idk what it is so

[chilly oak]

its offtopic 2.0

[brave moth]

Pomegranate

[warm lichen]

It was renamed

[brave moth]

Oh

[topaz pilot]

yeah

[warm lichen]

This WAS hk-offtopic

[topaz pilot]

so back off twerp

and go to general

[brave moth]

I'm just a chill guy

[topaz pilot]

like a good boy

[brave moth]

No enemies

[deep zealot]

WHATTT

[brave moth]

No real friends

[topaz pilot]

youve made your first ebemy

[deep zealot]

SOBBING

[bleak goblet]

balatro is peak tho

[topaz pilot]

enemy

[warm lichen]

Secondly it retains the same rules which is also an offtopic channel

[chilly oak]

i am

[topaz pilot]

how bro felt saying that: 😢

[brave moth]

You are not real

[warm lichen]

I AM.

[deep zealot]

i regret bringing up hk

[chilly oak]

GOD DAMMIT

[topaz pilot]

never regret bringing up hk

its peak

[warm lichen]

I AM AM. I AM.

[topaz pilot]

and always will be peak

[chilly oak]

STOOOOOP

[deep zealot]

trust !!

[warm lichen]

I WAS IN HELL. LOOKING AT HEAVEN.

[chilly oak]

i never been a day in here without panica bringing up an am reference

[topaz pilot]

whats am

[warm lichen]

You did it

[topaz pilot]

what is that

[warm lichen]

You started it

[topaz pilot]

what does that mean

[chilly oak]

bad

[topaz pilot]

explain

elaborate

[warm lichen]

I have

[heady mason]

[warm lichen]

No clue tbh

[chilly oak]

cute

[deep zealot]

i second this

[warm lichen]

I just know the character AM

[brave moth]

I know

[topaz pilot]

hug

hug

[deep zealot]

huh !

[topaz pilot]

huh

[chilly oak]

melvinnnnn

[warm lichen]

I think it’s a book

[heady mason]

hi post

[topaz pilot]

oh

[brave moth]

Duck

[chilly oak]

only one that calls me post

[warm lichen]

Melv

[brave moth]

I was at a mini zoo

[chilly oak]

i'm so proud

[chilly oak]

its MEL

[topaz pilot]

how do i get differen color name

[brave moth]

And I found a mini ducky

[deep zealot]

HOLY SHIT A DUCK

anyways

[topaz pilot]

someone pls help

[bleak goblet]

Bro I'm alt tabbing between balatro and discord and every fucking time I'm back here the convo has completely changed wtf

[chilly oak]

havent you seen one

[topaz pilot]

welcome to offtopic

[warm lichen]

Mel? Like melancholy? Like Gaslight district reference?

[topaz pilot]

brochacho

[deep zealot]

[chilly oak]

...

[heady mason]

miyab

[topaz pilot]

didnt that show JUST release

[chilly oak]

everything i say is a reference now?

[brave moth]

Muchaho

[topaz pilot]

how are we alr making references brotato

[brave moth]

Burrito

[topaz pilot]

brotein shake

[deep zealot]

what ref is that

[brave moth]

Now I perish

[bleak goblet]

okay actually yeah I've been here for like 2 weeks mostly here in offtopic I don't know what I expected

[warm lichen]

Newer episodes are being made and no

[topaz pilot]

brorrito

[brave moth]

Goodbye

[chilly oak]

i wish i had a steel ball to chase ppl, they will def run

[warm lichen]

The pilots BEEN released

[topaz pilot]

brodie i took one look and it looks ahh

ngl

[deep zealot]

me next !!!!!

[warm lichen]

Mk

[topaz pilot]

mega knight?

[chilly oak]

they will yell "he has a steel ball, run!"

[warm lichen]

Shows aren’t for everyone

[deep zealot]

KNIGHT HOLLOW HK

[warm lichen]

[deep zealot]

bet

[topaz pilot]

i fucking hate mega knight with all my soul

[bleak goblet]

Hey can we just take a minute and appreciate that we as humans have large enough brains to create shit like music and computers and stuff

[warm lichen]

Trust me you have no idea

[topaz pilot]

what

where is this coming from

[vital kettle]

No cause brainrot exists

[brave moth]

Boo!

[warm lichen]

If you take a moment you really realize what the human mind is

[topaz pilot]

brotein shake is NOT scary

[chilly oak]

didnt i just say the most obvious reference of all time?

[topaz pilot]

its grey apparently

[chilly oak]

😨😨

[bleak goblet]

meat and electricity

[brave moth]

😢

[atomic oxide]

my bf didn't text me in 20 mins, i'm gonna find him

[deep zealot]

idk what we r talking abt

[topaz pilot]

but weve been lead to believe its pinn

pink

[austere fjord]

Im not part of the big brain

[brave moth]

Yes

[chilly oak]

its OFFTOPIC

[warm lichen]

Like we invented planes

[vital kettle]

Where could he be hmmmm

[deep zealot]

valid reason yeah

[chilly oak]

omg wsp goat

[warm lichen]

Portable super computers

[deep zealot]

HOT TOPIC !

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-erase-erasing-taking-out-take-out-gif-26488685

[topaz pilot]

b-bf?

[deep zealot]

i <3 hot topic

[topaz pilot]

youre in an active relationship with another person?

[atomic oxide]

yep, i'm gay

[chilly oak]

i thought you were...

[atomic oxide]

is that a surprise?

[topaz pilot]

fuck we lost another one

[chilly oak]

nvm

[austere fjord]

Hi

[topaz pilot]

i thought you were a gotl

girl

[chilly oak]

not that 💔

[atomic oxide]

femboy

[brave moth]

You won't understand

[bleak goblet]

Btw I sent that message bc I was listening to a teto song and thought "wow I can't believe this is possible"

[topaz pilot]

i said bf as in im surprised youre in a relationship, because panica is in one too and thats not cool

[austere fjord]

And we invented discord

[deep zealot]

real real

[vital kettle]

Will the costume arrive in time for the wedding?

[topaz pilot]

thunder thighs?

[chilly oak]

lets just say if you didnt mention your bf i woulda done smth very very creepy 😏😏 (larry theme plays)

[warm lichen]

What how’s that not?

[atomic oxide]

yep, in like 3 days

[topaz pilot]

cuz im jelly

[deep zealot]

i don’t think you can ask someone that ,,

[warm lichen]

What?

[atomic oxide]

correct

[topaz pilot]

jealous

[brave moth]

I have a driver's licence

[topaz pilot]

its an abbreviation

[atomic oxide]

im filing a restraining order.

[vital kettle]

The friendly neighborhood femboy (I have been sitting on this one for a while)

[chilly oak]

what??

[deep zealot]

me too bro me too

[austere fjord]

I can't do this anymore pani

[warm lichen]

Do what

[brave moth]

I'm 14

[chilly oak]

no please

[heady mason]

understandable

[chilly oak]

hi 14

[austere fjord]

Staying in offtopic

[brave moth]

. . .

[vital kettle]

All the cool people are coming back (astra mel and mr dino)

[warm lichen]

You could leave sir

[heady mason]

xD

[atomic oxide]

i can't imagine going out with a spider man suit agian

[atomic oxide]

yea just don't touch me and we are all good 👍

[vital kettle]

How about a Gwen Stacy one

[brave moth]

I'm 14 years old

[warm lichen]

Can we all tone down on this topic

[deep zealot]

SPIDERPUNK HOLYYY

[austere fjord]

Don't call me sir it sounds like I'm a reddit user

[bleak goblet]

am I a cool people

[deep zealot]

i love spiderpunk he’s so epic

[brave moth]

Yes

[vital kettle]

U were here when I came but yeah u are cool

[warm lichen]

I’m just formal

[vital kettle]

U are not formal luci

[warm lichen]

I can be

[bleak goblet]

okay was just wondering if I was excluded for non-coolness or for being here already

[vital kettle]

U never are

[atomic oxide]

maybe on MY wedding

[bleak goblet]

If you're gonna call someone sir

[warm lichen]

My formality is only when I wish to use it sir

[bleak goblet]

say good sir

[vital kettle]

YES AND UR BF CAN BE MILES MORALES

[vital kettle]

Too b'itish

[warm lichen]

That, that depends

[bleak goblet]

because it's still formal but not in a weird way

[atomic oxide]

YESSSSSS AND MY BEST FRIEND CAN BE SPIDERPUNK

[vital kettle]

I love the into the spider verse movies

[vital kettle]

And ur old cousion can be the Peter Parker who has a kid now we cooking

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/janedoe-jane-doe-zzz-zenlesszonezero-gif-13782949296456670258

No

[bleak goblet]

alrighty then

[warm lichen]

:3

[heady mason]

rat

[atomic oxide]

and my sister can be the mecha spider girl that i forgot her name-

i have a cosplay for her tho

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-gif-13056283169457921709

[atomic oxide]

i can give to my sister >:3

[warm lichen]

Penny

Penny Parker

[vital kettle]

Peni parker is like 10 gonna need a kid for that

[vital kettle]

It has a i

[warm lichen]

Spelt the name wrong

sounds the same

[atomic oxide]

verry cool name

[atomic oxide]

my sister is kinda short tho

[warm lichen]

15*

[vital kettle]

And the priest can be the Miguel o hara

[warm lichen]

In the newest spiderverse

[vital kettle]

Oh ok

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/kasane-teto-tetris-spinning-teto-spin-gif-12312866284690152349

[vital kettle]

Did hk gen plan the perfect wedding?????

[bleak goblet]

ah yes putting a priest in cosplay for a wedding

[warm lichen]

Oh god Jesus maybe I should stop exposing myself to bright colors and moving objects

[cobalt thistle]

No.

[bleak goblet]

no continue

[warm lichen]

It’s worsening my headache

[vital kettle]

U shouldn't be here go to ss disc blue

[cobalt thistle]

Needs sword battle, dragons.

[vital kettle]

[cobalt thistle]

I am everywhere.

[vital kettle]

Kinda jumpscared me

[lilac basalt]

Who's tougher? Absrad or NKG?

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/tetoris-kasane-teto-teto-synthv-hiiragi-magnetite-gif-13980202707426180496

[vital kettle]

Cool entry tho

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/faith-faith-game-garcia-shotgun-reload-gif-27123179

[vital kettle]

Both are equally as hard

[austere fjord]

Only priest at my wedding

[warm lichen]

Faith

[vital kettle]

Are u gonna marry a priest?

[austere fjord]

Maybe

[vital kettle]

Ho oh

Not even inviting me