hk-general

[karmic stump]

i can't really speak ngl i slept at 3am and woke up at 12pm today

[vital kettle]

U don't need to speak but type

[soft marsh]

steve, scientifically, is darsh higher % loser or higher % idiot?

[versed burrow]

i slept at 2pm and woke up at 12

[vital kettle]

Wtf vin

[karmic stump]

hold on i need to run the simulations

[soft marsh]

crunch the numbers

i will crunch my bean

[karmic stump]

0.00082784% loser, 0.0010098992% idiot

[opaque yoke]

who are you to dictate vins life darsh

[vital kettle]

Nice

Thanks steve

[bitter gorge]

gang lets fill out this list

[vital kettle]

No

[bitter gorge]

[karmic stump]

everything goes in F tier i hate gaming

[opaque yoke]

balatro in top tier asap

[vital kettle]

Have played like 5 games on that list

What is vin typing I am scared

[opaque yoke]

he's gonna blast you

[bitter gorge]

so true

[soft marsh]

multiplied by the power of his fuckass behavior, after rounding up, making him 40% dummy, 30% loser, 100% concentrated power of FUCKIGNG FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCKER

[bitter gorge]

[spare bronze]

balatro and hk in s

[soft marsh]

put dst in would not recommend

[spare bronze]

and celeste

[opaque yoke]

you're true

[bitter gorge]

fuck is a bad word sweetie

[vital kettle]

Put dst in s tier

[spare bronze]

and nine sols

[soft marsh]

balatro only a solid game

[bitter gorge]

okay

[soft marsh]

i agree on the others tho

[bitter gorge]

so balatro, hk, ninesols, and celese in S

[spare bronze]

true maybe a

[bitter gorge]

okay ill move it down one

[vital kettle]

And mark of the deep

[opaque yoke]

amongus in if there's nothing else to play

minecraft in solid game

[spare bronze]

among us is only good with friends

[opaque yoke]

drg in solid game

[bitter gorge]

sounds good

[vital kettle]

Phasmo should be in s as well

[soft marsh]

holy shit soda dungeon

nostolgia

[opaque yoke]

thatsbwhat I'm saying sndd even then it gets tiring quick

[opaque yoke]

:3333

[vital kettle]

Hi mr dino

[soft marsh]

soda dungeon S tier

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-kiss-catkiss-cat-kiss-cat-kissing-gif-16899029469483761674

Hello

[opaque yoke]

hello sir guruu

[vital kettle]

Mr dino pls help me

Hi bell

[spare bronze]

hi bell

[opaque yoke]

hello ringer of bells

[novel spruce]

Haii

[soft marsh]

omg hai bellsie

[spare bronze]

hi arg

[bitter gorge]

helooo

[novel spruce]

Haii

[opaque yoke]

watch guru say hi to no one besides darsh

this is why we should beat darsh up

[vital kettle]

Mr dino loves me

He sends me jams and stuff

[austere fjord]

With what darsh

[opaque yoke]

exactly and now you shall pay for it

[vital kettle]

They are bullying me

[soft marsh]

call me M&M, bc i am small as shit and not satisfying alone, requiring other things to make me actually enjoyable

[opaque yoke]

join us in bullying darsh rightfully so

[novel spruce]

What 😭

[austere fjord]

What did he do

[vital kettle]

Bell save me

[opaque yoke]

you don't need context trust

[soft marsh]

he was being a prick to ME

so

[opaque yoke]

exactly

[novel spruce]

From what?

[soft marsh]

pick me over darsh

[bitter gorge]

what is the best jam

[opaque yoke]

and causing rifts

[vital kettle]

Nothing

[opaque yoke]

strawberry jam

goated

[soft marsh]

guys, this is the true test. if you stand with me against darsh.

[vital kettle]

The one mr dino and ms mom dino makes

[versed burrow]

yo dude

lets be real

[opaque yoke]

axe

[opaque yoke]

LMFAOAAOAOA

[soft marsh]

hhmmmm GAME JAM

[austere fjord]

Blackberry jam

[versed burrow]

nah just choose one its not that hard

like dude one parent is worse

its not that hard

[austere fjord]

I don't have a ms dino...

[opaque yoke]

no parent is worse

[versed burrow]

on a diff note

pumpkin pie ice cream slaps

[vital kettle]

I was talking about ur mother mr dino u need glasses

[opaque yoke]

exactly and darsh just had to rub it in

so

help us in beating him up

[vital kettle]

I was talking about his mother whom he loves making jams with

[opaque yoke]

sure

[soft marsh]

actually, as an object, pumpkin pie, nor ice cream are capable of slapping.

[vital kettle]

U all need glasses

[vital kettle]

I said mrs dino mom

[novel spruce]

Sunrise today was pretty heh (idk what to say)

[versed burrow]

smart ass

[soft marsh]

no

im dumb as bricks

[spare bronze]

that is in fact very heh

[soft marsh]

you are just dumber

[versed burrow]

i hate im laughing at this

[opaque yoke]

so pretty

[novel spruce]

Heh

[austere fjord]

Truer things has never been said

[soft marsh]

i hate that you find the truth amusing

[opaque yoke]

SCHI*OPOSTING

[soft marsh]

fuck they can see me

[versed burrow]

ngl

[soft marsh]

shiiit

guys help

they are here

[versed burrow]

wsg?

[soft marsh]

i can hear them

[vital kettle]

Don't help vin

[austere fjord]

Why does offtopic get weird every time Vin is here

[versed burrow]

we should help everyone

[soft marsh]

they are telling me... to get a JOB...

[versed burrow]

then get one

[vital kettle]

Not when they bully me

[soft marsh]

I banter really fucking hard so the topic changes quick

[versed burrow]

if one slaps you turn the other cheek

[versed burrow]

inless they kick you in the balls

then fuck you

[soft marsh]

says you fucker

[opaque yoke]

how dare you not censor that word

[vital kettle]

I am the lord of ghosts

I get to bully people

[novel spruce]

Good or bad way?

[vital kettle]

Bad way

[versed burrow]

get your mind out of the guttter

[desert glen]

people I need new music any recommendations?

[vital kettle]

Patd

[spare bronze]

what kind of music

[versed burrow]

i like tv girl and lemon demon

[novel spruce]

No can do boss

[spare bronze]

muse is very good

imo

[soft marsh]

hmmm 🤔

[novel spruce]

Aw man

[versed burrow]

rebbxzy pretty good

grace music is fire

[soft marsh]

i like sucking BIIIG...

[austere fjord]

Christopher larkin

[novel spruce]

Agreed

[hexed zenith]

Lollipops

[novel spruce]

I know him. But alot of artists that makes music like that are rlly good but barely get litseners

[soft marsh]

popsicles, ya sicko

[versed burrow]

yeah

[vital kettle]

I like ice cream

[versed burrow]

okay nah tell me why

ill hear the most lustfull

[soft marsh]

i fucking bet you do

[novel spruce]

Hold on let me get an example

[hexed zenith]

Same

[soft marsh]

fucker

[versed burrow]

the most sexaualy thing

[austere fjord]

Pistachio ice cream

[versed burrow]

and the song is fire

[novel spruce]

Heh

[hexed zenith]

My favorite ice cream flavour is cotton candy

[versed burrow]

pumpking pie ice cream?

[spare bronze]

mint choc chip

[austere fjord]

Idk never ate pumpkin pie in my life

[vital kettle]

My goat a brother and son of the emperor of mankind

[hexed zenith]

Good choice

[versed burrow]

best flavor

[delicate fog]

Sorry I was gone so long

[austere fjord]

It seems weird pumpkin is for soup.

[soft marsh]

penib

[versed burrow]

i feel so bad

[soft marsh]

benis

[hexed zenith]

FOR THE EMPERAH

[soft marsh]

penice

[spare bronze]

hi grimm

[vital kettle]

For gilliman

[novel spruce]

Only 8k monthly 😔

[vital kettle]

Vin u might get banned for this pls stop

[novel spruce]

I like those

[hexed zenith]

[soft marsh]

real asf

[spare bronze]

i have to go now cya

[austere fjord]

I don't trust American food

[desert glen]

any good rogue like games recommendations

[soft marsh]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1118191124851466300/1158100344736337971/infra_irl.gif

[novel spruce]

Baii

[spare bronze]

dead cells hades

now i have to go

[soft marsh]

lol get got

[austere fjord]

One step from eden or crypt of the necrodancer

[vital kettle]

Gaydes 1 and 2

[versed burrow]

why do you have that>

[novel spruce]

I have efew like these. But this server has to strict nsfw rules to show them

[delicate fog]

Hi tha

[vital kettle]

Grimm didn't we banish u

[hexed zenith]

Grimm

[novel spruce]

Cus its silly

[vital kettle]

Htf are u back

Brother help me seal this xenos

[versed burrow]

fair

im tired but i cant go to sleep

i hate it

[hexed zenith]

indeed brother

[delicate fog]

Yes?

[versed burrow]

or maybe my eyes just hurt

[novel spruce]

Sleep? I got 3 houres 🤑🤑

[desert glen]

@novel spruce are ya a fellow swede?

[delicate fog]

You called me

[vital kettle]

Ace get off the phone and just fucking eat smth pls

[versed burrow]

nah uh

[hexed zenith]

GRIMM I have died to you far to many times to accept your return

[versed burrow]

its too earily to eat

[desert glen]

ha sleep got none for about 3 days so far

[novel spruce]

Im Finnish but i live in Sweden. Speak and write fluently and all

[delicate fog]

Hehe

[soft marsh]

who is this grimm fellow

[desert glen]

noice

[soft marsh]

i am too new

[vital kettle]

Don't u hehe the sons of the emperor

Hi new too

[hexed zenith]

You are too new?

[desert glen]

hehehe

[delicate fog]

Hehehee

[soft marsh]

don't know anyone outside of my immediate pals i made my first day here

[versed burrow]

im hunger

but its eairly

[hexed zenith]

But your name says your " vin au wawa | gim "

[soft marsh]

which happens to be the ghosties basically

[versed burrow]

all i gotta do tho is wait

[desert glen]

who here has got all achievements on hollow knight? (of course I do)

[hexed zenith]

Hi hunger im ungu-bungu

[soft marsh]

plus one person who hasn't been on since said day

[novel spruce]

I do

[versed burrow]

dad jokes......

[vital kettle]

Hi ace I'm dad

[versed burrow]

wild

[soft marsh]

he does?

[hexed zenith]

Agreed brother

[novel spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-azees-sha-gif-18044440

[desert glen]

ace I'm dad hi

[versed burrow]

oh yeah hes funny as hell

[vital kettle]

My dad jokes are killer

[desert glen]

hehehe

[vital kettle]

Hi dad hi

[versed burrow]

im dying

[novel spruce]

Killer, where??!!

[novel spruce]

No that isnt healthy

[vital kettle]

Hi dying pls don't die

[novel spruce]

Healthy

[vital kettle]

It is dying

[hexed zenith]

well done brother
Purge the xenos with your aggressive humor
for the EMEPERAH

[desert glen]

did you bring the milk father?

[vital kettle]

No

[soft marsh]

i have a joke i run where i ask someone if they want to hear an mma joke and then i walk in a line while punching and i go "thats the punchline"

[desert glen]

ahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahah

[hexed zenith]

Absolute madlad

[desert glen]

wanna hear a joke guys?

[vital kettle]

Vin deserves a spot in the space marines

[soft marsh]

oh how the fuck did that end with me getting dunked on wt

[hexed zenith]

Truly a soul worthy to serve THE EMPERAH

[soft marsh]

wtf

[vital kettle]

Being a space marines is an honor vin

[desert glen]

sacrifice them for the throne

[soft marsh]

hmm nah

more of a helldivers guy tbh

[vital kettle]

Nobody escapes the space marine once selected u serve the emperor

[hexed zenith]

CONGRATULATIONS vin you are now being accepted to the adpetus astartes
We are here to help
Resistance is futile

[hexed zenith]

FOR THE EMPERAH

[novel spruce]

Have never played that or whatever the others were talking about 😭

[desert glen]

get the inquisition on this

[vital kettle]

For the emperor and the empire of mankind

No need for inquisition

[soft marsh]

woman?

[desert glen]

hehehe

[desert glen]

sorry looked at profile saw boyfriend

[soft marsh]

haha

im gay asf lad

[hexed zenith]

Indeed

[vital kettle]

No need we are all the proof that is needed brother

[novel spruce]

Heh you and me both (kinda ish eh)

[desert glen]

I realised when you said I'm more of a helldivers guy

[soft marsh]

you sorta count

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/robot-congratulations-you-are-rescued-please-gif-17932648

[soft marsh]

wow

[novel spruce]

I suppose

[soft marsh]

i earlier had a long conversation with darsh about the merit of throbbers

[desert glen]

as in the helldivers "guy"

[vital kettle]

Still don't wanna be a space marine

[hexed zenith]

ANGELS

[vital kettle]

Oh mb

I just read brother

[hexed zenith]

HERESY

[vital kettle]

It is

[plain knoll]

Real

[vital kettle]

We must convert vin

[hexed zenith]

Purge we must

[vital kettle]

We must call the cadians

[desert glen]

HERESY WE MUST REPORT TO THE INQUISTION

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-burn-wargame-fantasy-burning-gif-16670316

[hexed zenith]

INDEED BROTHA

[desert glen]

PURGE THE XENOS

[hexed zenith]

PURGEE

[vital kettle]

Except necrons those must not be touched as decreed by the emperor

[desert glen]

EXTREME HERESY

IMMEDIATE ACTION

PURRRRRRRRGEEEEEEEE

[vital kettle]

How dare u call a decree by the emperor a hersey

[soft marsh]

i will only join if i can have a high rank and be called Throbber Lord, ender of heresy and bringer of gay

[vital kettle]

Allowed make the new space marine

[desert glen]

HE WORKS FOR TZEENTCH

[vital kettle]

I don't I am a proud custodian

How dare u

[soft marsh]

make surre it got thigh highs painted on the armor

[vital kettle]

U get to decide how ur armor looks

[soft marsh]

its 5am

[hexed zenith]

BROTHERS JOIN ME AND SERVE THE GREAT GRANDFATHER
THE BRINGER OF PLAUGE
Nurtured by his love forever

[vital kettle]

A chaos marine noooooooooooo

[hexed zenith]

I have seen through the emperors lies

[vital kettle]

Purge all now

[hexed zenith]

I promise u eternal life!

Join me

And we shall be UNSTOPPABLE

[vital kettle]

The whole sector needs to be purged the child of nurgul most not entrench themselves

[desert glen]

BROTHER WE MUST PURGE THE (OBVIOUS SLAANESH WORSHIPPER)

[vital kettle]

Who

[desert glen]

@vital kettle

[hexed zenith]

INDEED

[vital kettle]

Wtf

Why

[desert glen]

GETTEM BOIS

PURGE

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer40k-heresy-astartes-space-marine-games-workshop-gif-19575166

[vital kettle]

Why is a chaos marine here

[hexed zenith]

ORBITAL BOMBARDMENT

[hexed zenith]

I am here to propagate our grandfather's truth

[desert glen]

YOU ARE A CHAOS MARINE JUST SERVING THE WRONG GOD

[vital kettle]

I am custodian not a space marine

[desert glen]

HE is very chill

[desert glen]

LIES

[vital kettle]

Imma just go protect the emperor

Bye

[desert glen]

HERETIC WE MUST PURGE TERRA BROTHER

[hexed zenith]

HE RETREATS

[desert glen]

WE MUST ADVANCE

[vital kettle]

Come to terra we welcome u

[hexed zenith]

CHARGES

[vital kettle]

Not like we have like 10000 custodians here

[hexed zenith]

Uhhh ahem ahem
I dont wanna die

[desert glen]

EXTERMINATUS

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/warhammer-40k-exterminatus-explode-gif-16225998

[desert glen]

WAIT HE KNOWS NOT THE LORE

[hexed zenith]

OH NO

[vital kettle]

Custodians cannonically tank orbital bombardment

[desert glen]

FALSE FAN

[hexed zenith]

True

[hexed zenith]

But can custodians tank 2 orbital bombardment?

[desert glen]

THERE IS 1K CUSTODIANS

[vital kettle]

Warhammer fans cannot know the lore

[vital kettle]

Extra 0 mb

I was like dying laughing

[desert glen]

HAVE YOU SEEN THE LORE HERETIC

[hexed zenith]

Lmao

[vital kettle]

I read it

[desert glen]

wanna hear a joke guys?

[hexed zenith]

Sure

[vital kettle]

No

[hexed zenith]

😆

[desert glen]

why don't you wear shorts to ukraine

[hexed zenith]

Why

[desert glen]

because chernobyl fallout

[vital kettle]

That was a good joke brother tell another -gillimans children

[hexed zenith]

Nahhh

Lmao

[desert glen]

my science teacher taught me that one he's goated

[hexed zenith]

I have life advice for everyone

Wanna hear?

[vital kettle]

Don't fight the space marine?

[hexed zenith]

Damn

[hexed zenith]

That is also good life advice

But mine was different

[vital kettle]

The best one

[desert glen]

yes

[vital kettle]

Also don't fuck with cadians cause cadia will break before the cadians

[hexed zenith]

Calm seas never make good sailors
But a hurricane just sinks the ship

[hexed zenith]

CADIA STANDS

[desert glen]

CADIA STANDS

[vital kettle]

Not anymore brother

Have u not gotten the news

[hexed zenith]

THE PLANET BROKE BEFORE THE GAURD DID

CADIA LIVES IN ITS PEOPLE

[vital kettle]

It does

It fell but the cadians did not

[hexed zenith]

Fr

[vital kettle]

The cadians fell in the other wars

But their memory lives in all of us

[hexed zenith]

Thats why kriegmans better

[vital kettle]

o7

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/heavy-flamer-warhammer-krieg-40k-gif-16020089

Alr I gtg

[vital kettle]

Bye

[hexed zenith]

THE EMPERAH PRTOTECTS BROTHA

[desert glen]

BYE GOOD LUCK CADIA STANDS

[hexed zenith]

https://tenor.com/view/protect-gif-20204684

[desert glen]

THE EMPRAH PROTECTS

[desert glen]

BROTHER WE RULE THIS SIDE OF THE SERVER NOW

THERE'S NO OTHER CHAOS WE'VE WON

[spare bronze]

What did I come back to?

[desert glen]

40K WARHAMMER

AND FISH

[spare bronze]

I see

[desert glen]

FISH

[spare bronze]

🐟

[desert glen]

FISH

🐟

[desert glen]

you also got all achievements?

[spare bronze]

I do

[desert glen]

same here

noice

[spare bronze]

Nice

Have you tried mods?

[desert glen]

no

[spare bronze]

Are you on pc

[desert glen]

of course I'm on pc

[spare bronze]

You should try mods then

My recommendations would be pale court, rando, custom knight and maybe some qol stuff like bench warp and qol

[desert glen]

I will try that and more

ty

[spare bronze]

Enjoy

[vital kettle]

There is a awesome mod that adds traitor lord to the sister of battle and makes the fight super fun

[desert glen]

here's a random fact as a thank you A cloud weighs around a million tonnes.

[desert glen]

ooh that sounds exciting

[vital kettle]

Makes the best boss fight better

[spare bronze]

I need to try that

[tender yew]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Crvm1NyOwyM

got bored

decided to make a series of videos like this one

haha

for all regions

[spare bronze]

Cool

Some of the bigger ones might take a while

[heady mason]

[vital kettle]

Hi mel

[heady mason]

hi darsh

[vital kettle]

Hyd

And why the

[austere fjord]

[vital kettle]

[opaque yoke]

[copper moth]

wait

how can u get all achieve ments

its impossible

if u kill nailsmith guy u get n achievement

[vital kettle]

Multiple save files

[copper moth]

if u dont kill him u get 1 achievement

[copper moth]

oohh

ic

[vital kettle]

Make a new save file and do the other thing

If u need spoiler free help u can go to hk help

People don't spoiler here

[lusty lava]

hornet's voice line when she says come no closer ghost

[rugged roost]

@dusty pilot I couldn’t message you so I joined your server

[versed burrow]

hell yeah

that meal hit

[vital kettle]

I told u eat

[rugged roost]

@dusty pilot if you get this it’s not allowing me to message you but I’ll try again

[novel spruce]

the chat is deader then a dead person

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-soul-leaving-body-spirit-gif-14581897

This chat

[novel spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-gif-9392003928868563872

[novel spruce]

they should make this a gif

[vital kettle]

Nah

Also imma go in like 5 min

Caught me at a bad time bell

[novel spruce]

like half the servers im in has their own inside jokes as gifs 😭

[novel spruce]

oki dw, cya

[vital kettle]

All of them do

[lusty lava]

guys i did something controversial

i hit grimm during his bow cuz i wanted to hear the absolute banger that is the pufferfish part of the ost

[nocturne bay]

Bro cornifer bagged a baddie frrr

[lusty lava]

how is that related to pk

[lusty lava]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1079509823021920337/1406247876283338793/YouCut_20250816_160440107.mp4?ex=68a1c5e4&is=68a07464&hm=447a56bfd38e92086041afb249f5efa8a55bc437e26819cdc774934b9cab1897&
forgot to send

[heady mason]

cuz how to enter into a conversation

so i just spawn with an emote

[lusty lava]

magnus

[heady mason]

hello

[lyric swan]

why is the logo so colourful

[lusty lava]

gae

[lyric swan]

?

[lusty lava]

how are we doing today

[lyric swan]

i don't like it

[heady mason]

good lmao

[lyric swan]

it's too colourful

make it like a blank background

[heady mason]

getting ready for the gym

[lyric swan]

not all these colours

[vital kettle]

Real I just say something

[lusty lava]

i mean it is august idfk why it's still pride month logo

[lyric swan]

oh its that

[lusty lava]

ohh hell yeah brother

[heady mason]

lile the server icon?

[lyric swan]

yeah get it out

[lyric swan]

yes

[lusty lava]

guy joined to be homophobic

[heady mason]

hell yeah

[lusty lava]

so real

[lyric swan]

i am homophobic?

[heady mason]

well, we're not the owner so

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[vital kettle]

Another day another homophobe in hk off

[tired abyss]

Man fighting Grimm is ez lol yey and so is nkg

[lyric swan]

show where i am a homophobe

everyone chucks that word around too easily

[lusty lava]

i can't remember where the last flames are (I'm too lazy to reopen game) but they're probably in ass locations

[tired abyss]

And why are ur buttons in random places and have diff symbols yey

[lusty lava]

i put them there?

[vital kettle]

Nkg is bad to fight cause is runback is just annoying

[lusty lava]

you mean cdash back

[tired abyss]

Deepnest, ancient basin and hive

[vital kettle]

And d nail

[lusty lava]

it's literally 3 seconds mate

[lyric swan]

how to play hollow knight

[vital kettle]

It's not long just annoying

[lusty lava]

literally every dream boss ever:

[tired abyss]

?

[austere fjord]

U may not be homophobic but u sure AR making people pretty uncomfortable

[lusty lava]

ewwww wtf

[tired abyss]

Uh yeah

[lusty lava]

nah i find lil bro funny

[austere fjord]

When r u going to the gym dash

[vital kettle]

Who

[lusty lava]

melvin

[austere fjord]

Fuck

[vital kettle]

U at the beach?

[austere fjord]

No am at home rn

[lyric swan]

saying i dont like that the logo being so colourful making people feel uncomfortable is a joke

[vital kettle]

Damn the sand followed u back

[austere fjord]

But I read quickly the convoy and thought that was u going to the beach not mel

[vital kettle]

To the gym*

[austere fjord]

Fuck

Why is it always when I'm talking to u that I become stupid af

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-jevil-delta-rune-undertale-undertale-memes-gif-25575869

[lusty lava]

remind me where's the second entrance to the hive

not the tram one

[vital kettle]

U have a crush on me :)

[austere fjord]

Maybe

[vital kettle]

Not the maybe

Brother

[tired abyss]

Kingdoms edge

[austere fjord]

Mb

[lusty lava]

where

[vital kettle]

It's good brother

[tired abyss]

I forgor

[lusty lava]

mrrr

[vital kettle]

Just joking around

[tired abyss]

Mayormang.......now torture me

[lusty lava]

death penalty

no rayba matta allowed

[austere fjord]

This entrance?

[vital kettle]

[austere fjord]

[tired abyss]

Finally I can rest

[tired abyss]

What's that

[tired abyss]

Lol

[lusty lava]

tram

or isma

[lusty lava]

when you start the fight he says rayba matta

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/crulty-squad-ballon-text-crulty-squad-gif-4362475930887089584

[tired abyss]

Oh and when he does dreamshield spin he says mayormang

[lusty lava]

can also say rayba saru

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-jane-jane-doe-tail-wag-jane-doe-cute-gif-9303112544879606040

[tired abyss]

Haven't fought him

[lusty lava]

just don't

[austere fjord]

Ur stealing Lucy identity dude

[lusty lava]

actually i assume you didn't finish the game fully yet

[vital kettle]

Who are we talking about

[tired abyss]

Also I'm gonna say the sound of another character and u have to guess

[lusty lava]

kassah

[tired abyss]

@cunning sigil guess this one- publius bera bera haklaba haklaba bootis

[lusty lava]

wrong person 🙏🙏🙏🙏

[vital kettle]

Wrong

[tired abyss]

Hive knight

[lusty lava]

I'd love to see that guy's reaction to that notification

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-buzzer-sound-buzzer-jarvis-play-the-extremely-loud-incorrect-buzzer-sound-jarvis-gif-4937353270264763123

[tired abyss]

@lusty lava

[lusty lava]

if this is xero then you're bad at this

[tired abyss]

BRUH LOL

[lusty lava]

extremely loud incorrect buzzer

[tired abyss]

This is zote doing is blabbering to bretta

[tired abyss]

Breh yey

[lusty lava]

bro that's not fair

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-agree-yes-gif-23902686

[tired abyss]

Thanks for understanding

[vital kettle]

:)

[karmic stump]

What

[tired abyss]

Also why u near the black egg yey

[vital kettle]

:(

[lusty lava]

i wonder why.....

[subtle pewter]

im so bored im developing a website that shows the timer till silksong release date

[vital kettle]

;)

[tired abyss]

Talking to quirrel in chinese

[austere fjord]

The timer showing only infinity sign..

[vital kettle]

:(

[subtle pewter]

it has an actual date, i explain it better on the website

[lusty lava]

nah guys trust me it's coming out in october

[subtle pewter]

let me just publish it

[austere fjord]

16 November trust

[lusty lava]

19 december

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/funny-animal-dancing-cat-cat-kitty-cute-gif-1879301708244436198

[austere fjord]

Me to my parent..

[subtle pewter]

thats acutally my birthday wtf

[lusty lava]

coming out of the closet?

[lusty lava]

holy psychic

[vital kettle]

Cute cat says silksong 2025 before holidays

[lusty lava]

how do you spell

psychic

psy..

??

chic???

that doesn't look right

[austere fjord]

Psychic is correct I think

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/get-well-soon-messages-gif-10770245532371513245

[subtle pewter]

bro, i always get confused cook with... the other word

[lusty lava]

genuinely the weirdest word i see today

[subtle pewter]

kitchen and chicken

[vital kettle]

Pyshcic

Is the correct

[subtle pewter]

psyduck

[lusty lava]

physic

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/psyduck-farfetchd-pokemon-gif-17872492

[cunning sigil]

it’s zote

[lusty lava]

cheater?

[subtle pewter]

imma release the website using a free hoster for now, till i manage to release it with my own domain

[cunning sigil]

no I just despise him

[vital kettle]

Lol

[lusty lava]

i didn't think gerson was that knowledgeable

[vital kettle]

2 markoth haters at once create a black hole

[lyric swan]

how many hours to get good in the game

[cunning sigil]

truth nuke

[subtle pewter]

well, i have about 200 hours in hollow knight summing all my accounts

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/true-truth-nuke-super-truth-nova-truth-meme-gif-16889273424352737553

[lusty lava]

that's the neat part, you don't

[jaunty eagle]

You never get good

[lusty lava]

PEAK

[subtle pewter]

and still didnt beak p4

[jaunty eagle]

It just

[vital kettle]

No it's a supernova

[jaunty eagle]

Happens

[vital kettle]

Yo the knight is here

[subtle pewter]

but as hornet says

GIT GUD

[lusty lava]

who's kicking your ass (we all know who)

[subtle pewter]

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/shifu-kung-fu-panda-git-gud-scrub-gif-9908673464158315671

[lyric swan]

i have around 20 hours and i am at the part after defeating the mantis

[subtle pewter]

everyone

[lusty lava]

erm ackshually

[cunning sigil]

yeah no I’ve still not done p5

[lyric swan]

why

[lyric swan]

why

[cunning sigil]

guess which boss tends to give me trouble

[lusty lava]

how would Enraged Guardian kick your ass

[lyric swan]

hornet

[jaunty eagle]

You just don’t

[vital kettle]

False knight?

[cunning sigil]

damn, got me

[lusty lava]

reads name
erm is it zote

[subtle pewter]

i was stuck on them for a while on my first playthrough, cause i didnt knew how to heal on the second phase

[jaunty eagle]

It just happens

[lyric swan]

ok you already said that and now i am asking for an explanation which would elaborate on your statement

[subtle pewter]

double damage

[cunning sigil]

well also yes because I suck ass at his fight

[jaunty eagle]

There is no elaboration

[lusty lava]

why are you getting hit on enraged guardian

[jaunty eagle]

It’ll just happen

[vital kettle]

The knight speaks

[jaunty eagle]

Let it happen

(I love that song)

[subtle pewter]

@lyric swan also, from out of nowhere, you just start killing every boss first try, you just, from nowhere, becomes great at the game

[lyric swan]

then your claim is invalid

[subtle pewter]

thats what happened to me

[lusty lava]

wait you're kinda true

[jaunty eagle]

No elaboration is necessary

[lyric swan]

i see thats interesting

[jaunty eagle]

You just one day

[subtle pewter]

after beating mantis lord, i beated most bosses first try

[lyric swan]

so i just have to wait for it to click

[jaunty eagle]

Realize

That you’re not bad anymore

[lusty lava]

i haven't noticed that i literally never die to any boss at all except Two.

[jaunty eagle]

It’s pretty simple

[lyric swan]

ok

[subtle pewter]

yeah, basically, just train with the mantis and actually get good, you just evolve while playing

[lyric swan]

so i will wait to realize im not bad anyymore

[jaunty eagle]

One day I noticed, “wait a minute, I’m not struggling anymore”

[lyric swan]

i am on the part after green path

i dont know whjere to go

[lusty lava]

https://youtu.be/Uf_dY7JTJ7U?si=d7QfLtBgsD9uuQ6q
shameless plug cuz we mentioned mantis lords

[subtle pewter]

fungal wastes

[jaunty eagle]

To be fair

[lyric swan]

oh i hate that place

[jaunty eagle]

I realized I wasn’t that bad while I was fighting grimm-

[lyric swan]

wait whats the bit with those weird jellyfish

[lusty lava]

wait till you see its cousin fog canyon

[subtle pewter]

yeah lmao, youre gonna hate a lot more the next part, but ill not spoil you

please

[lusty lava]

fog canyon

[subtle pewter]

do not search for any tutorials

play by yourself

[jaunty eagle]

Just

Keep exploring

[subtle pewter]

enjoy this game

[jaunty eagle]

Try to work on memorizing the map

[lyric swan]

i got up to the mantis lords previously

then i stopped playing

and now im back

[lyric swan]

ohh yeah thats the place i hate

[subtle pewter]

this aint a game to beat bosses and progress as fast as possible, this is a game to be appreciated

[jaunty eagle]

The map is pretty massive

[lyric swan]

yep

cornifer got me tho

[jaunty eagle]

So take the time to find everything

[lyric swan]

yes i make sure to appreciate the little details

[subtle pewter]

https://tenor.com/view/ninja-any-haircut-recommendations-low-taper-fade-you-know-what-else-is-massive-gif-3708438262570242561

[jaunty eagle]

I smell Cinnamon Toast Crunch

This is odd

[lusty lava]

yeah honestly replaying the game i forgot just how massive the map is, so many places to go and so many to come back to

[lyric swan]

so how do i find fungal wastes

[jaunty eagle]

💔

[lyric swan]

what to do if i just dont know where to go

[subtle pewter]

this game is a piece of art, i am still trying to do stuff on it, im literally scrapping stuff to do, cause i dont want to stop playing it

[lusty lava]

it's pretty much the only place you can go from here

[lyric swan]

also where is the stag station in the grey first section

[subtle pewter]

pretty common thing lmao

[lusty lava]

how did you miss it

there are literal Signs telling you its location

[jaunty eagle]

I don’t want to be rude

[lyric swan]

yep from the artwork to the sounds its all beautiful

[jaunty eagle]

But

[lusty lava]

heck, it's right next to the FIRST BOSS

[jaunty eagle]

I really don’t want you to rely on us for everything

[lyric swan]

i took the stag from greenpath to the grey bit and once i walked around i cant find the stagf station anmore

[subtle pewter]

if you see this sign, there is a stag station nearby

[lyric swan]

ohhh

also

[lusty lava]

my bros lost while 3 feet out the house

[lyric swan]

i bought from the wife that says barfenada the stag station pins but i dont see thjem on the map

[subtle pewter]

i unfortunately did this to my friend, he beated the game in 28 hours (i beated the first time with guides at 60 hours)

[vital kettle]

Also if u hear whistling the map guy is close

[lusty lava]

barf enada 🥀

[jaunty eagle]

28?,!?!??????

[subtle pewter]

aah... papanara

[jaunty eagle]

I’m impressed

[subtle pewter]

same lmao

[lusty lava]

bapanada

[lyric swan]

something like that yeah

[lusty lava]

what platform are you playing on

[jaunty eagle]

Patamos geo 🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

[lyric swan]

i am playing on pc

[subtle pewter]

cornifer is just the chillest guy ever, i would LOVE to have a dinner with him and asking his life stories

[lyric swan]

hahaaha that bug

[lusty lava]

akala ento 🙏🙏

[austere fjord]

True ending?

[subtle pewter]

WAIT, CHOCO, ILL NOT SPOIL YOU ANYTHING, BUT

DID

YOU

SAVE

ZOTE?

[lyric swan]

how does cornifer make his way through the map and im out here getting targetted by evil bugs and monsters

[vital kettle]

Don't save zote

[lusty lava]

just save zote imo

[lyric swan]

nope i skipped that guy

[vital kettle]

Skill

[lusty lava]

wow

[lyric swan]

the guy geting chewed on right

[jaunty eagle]

He’s just that guy

[subtle pewter]

YESSS

LESGOOO

[lusty lava]

guys he might be a fuckwad but he's still funny to have around

[lyric swan]

what happens if i save him

[jaunty eagle]

No grey prince

[lusty lava]

funny guy

[vital kettle]

Bad things

[lyric swan]

i was honestly just trying to avoid the boss fight till i get stronger

[lusty lava]

just don't fight him?

[lusty lava]

trying to avoid the easiest boss in the game

[subtle pewter]

you wont see him again in this save, but basically he just humilliates you the entire playthrough

[lusty lava]

doesn't even get a title card

[jaunty eagle]

They killed Zote

[lyric swan]

oh

[jaunty eagle]

They don’t get

The invincible fearless sensual mysterious enchanting vigorous diligent overwhelming gorgeous passionate terrifying beautiful powerful grey prince zote

[lyric swan]

alright ill never come back for zote

[subtle pewter]

and becomes a boss too

[lusty lava]

ik, I'm saying save him and don't fight gpz

[lyric swan]

he can continue to get chewed on

[lusty lava]

he's dead

[subtle pewter]

he is dead by now

lmao

[vital kettle]

Why do u have that on clipboard

[lyric swan]

wait what

how

[jaunty eagle]

Dw about it

[lusty lava]

"haaaa mamebaaa!"

[lyric swan]

so if i go back to that spot he wont be there anumore?

[lusty lava]

corpse

[jaunty eagle]

He’s dead

Like

[vital kettle]

I won't knight

[lusty lava]

not husband

[subtle pewter]

...

[jaunty eagle]

Dead dead

[lyric swan]

damn

[subtle pewter]

gore

[vital kettle]

Like never coming back dead

[lusty lava]

rest in piss

[subtle pewter]

forever miss

[lusty lava]

L bozo

[jaunty eagle]

I don’t like zote because he survived

[vital kettle]

Without brettas kiss

[jaunty eagle]

And tiso didn’t

[lusty lava]

LMAO

[subtle pewter]

dont spoil

[vital kettle]

And my man qir el

[lusty lava]

just don't send him to colo and he lives tbh

[subtle pewter]

my friend unfortunately saved zote...

not he regrets it

[jaunty eagle]

Relatable btw

[lusty lava]

i saved zote

and i had fun

[jaunty eagle]

Well I didn’t know that

[lyric swan]

if you save zote do you just accept your fate and start a new playthrough

[lusty lava]

but luckily i have knowledge from beyond and intentionally skipped gpz until after p5

[lyric swan]

i was once at the really dark bit

[lusty lava]

yes I'm a pussy

[lyric swan]

black nest or something

and i kept dying how do you survive there

[vital kettle]

Deepnest

[lusty lava]

how are you in deepnest

[lyric swan]

that was after i beat mantis

[vital kettle]

U don't

[lusty lava]

wait you did mantis lords

bros far

[lyric swan]

yes i beat them

[jaunty eagle]

Mantis lords to the left

I was

[lyric swan]

then i stopped playing the game

then i came back

[jaunty eagle]

When I got there

[lyric swan]

and now i just finished green path

[jaunty eagle]

I was so confused

[lusty lava]

does he have Lantern

[jaunty eagle]

Because I didn’t have the lantern

[lusty lava]

🥀

[vital kettle]

Get to city

[subtle pewter]

choco, prepare the money

[lyric swan]

oh i need lantern there

is that the one for 1800 geo

[subtle pewter]

you gotta need a lantern

that costs fucking 1800 geos

[lusty lava]

i went to everywhere But deepnest atp

[lyric swan]

oh

[subtle pewter]

and thats not even the most expensive thing in the game,....

also

[lyric swan]

wait i remember before when i was on my mantis playthoiguh

i found this banker

[vital kettle]

U should go to city

[lusty lava]

farmed that in city

[lyric swan]

that lets me store money

i think it was near city of tears

[subtle pewter]

sly fucking put a firefly in a jar and asked for 1800

[vital kettle]

I just used relics

[lyric swan]

oh now i remember now

after i kept dying on deepnest i ditched that and went to city of tears

[lusty lava]

useful instead of dying and losing everything

[lyric swan]

then that was when i quit

[subtle pewter]

choco

[jaunty eagle]

That one vessel shard in the basin

[subtle pewter]

leave this chat

before the spoilers

please

[lusty lava]

banking on those for notches probably

[lyric swan]

oh

[jaunty eagle]

Yeah

[lyric swan]

dpont spoil me guys

[jaunty eagle]

Choco, where you are

[lusty lava]

I'm not gonna do divine either

[jaunty eagle]

That’s good

You just need to keep exploring

[vital kettle]

If u want spoiler free help pls go to #hk-help

[jaunty eagle]

Finding things

[lyric swan]

kk

[vital kettle]

They are very good there

[lyric swan]

so my next target destination is fungal wastes

[vital kettle]

I haven't played the game in a year

[lyric swan]

ill take the stag to greenpath and explore till i find it

[lusty lava]

yeah back to mantis lords

[vital kettle]

Mantis lords are in fungal

[lyric swan]

wait really

oh

[lusty lava]

bro forgor

[vital kettle]

He did

[lyric swan]

lol

[jaunty eagle]

Thank you ❤️‍🩹

[lyric swan]

itrs been ages

so i have to bea tthe mantis again

[vital kettle]

No

[lyric swan]

thats where i get that jumping thinig right

[vital kettle]

Yes

[jaunty eagle]

You don’t have to beat mantis lords for the claw

[lusty lava]

if it's a new save yes

[vital kettle]

Once beaten bosses remain dead

[jaunty eagle]

It’s just in the village

[lyric swan]

oh yeah

[vital kettle]

Mb chief

[lusty lava]

is it a new save tho

cuz I'm confused too

[lyric swan]

yes

its a new playthough

[lusty lava]

yes okay

you get to hear peak again

[lyric swan]

i have the other save but no point going in i forgot everything

[lusty lava]

mood but rather silly idea

[lyric swan]

hahaa

[lusty lava]

I'm gonna listen to the fight ost now

[lyric swan]

alright ill jump in in like an hour and try find fungal

[versed burrow]

yo lets go

[versed burrow]

ooh whats the song name!

[lusty lava]

there's another entrance through crossroads if you're interested

[lusty lava]

unfortunately can't say cuz spoiler, I'm listening to SoB

[jaunty eagle]

Epik

[versed burrow]

then spoiler it duhhh

[vital kettle]

Ohh my fav boss battle

[versed burrow]

wait that was rude im sorry

[lusty lava]

let's be real he'll click it

[versed burrow]

i mean who wouldnt

[vital kettle]

I wouldnt

[lusty lava]

truth beauty and hatred is such a good track tho

like without the goofy voice lines ts majestic

[lyric swan]

wait really

how

[versed burrow]

lord darsh yk how you said i should eat?

[lyric swan]

i thought i explored the whole of crossrodes

[versed burrow]

the meal was fire

[lusty lava]

check yo map

[vital kettle]

I know

[lusty lava]

you'll see gaps in the places you haven't gone

[vital kettle]

I saw the message the first time

I told u

U should listen to me

U need to eat like every 5-6 hrs

[versed burrow]

i mean

[lusty lava]

me who eats once a day

[versed burrow]

DUDE I SLEEP FOR LONGER THEN THAT!

[austere fjord]

Hello ace

[vital kettle]

Children smh

[versed burrow]

hiiii!

[lusty lava]

ace how old are you

[austere fjord]

That's crazy

[versed burrow]

im going to go try markoth agine

[vital kettle]

Aceeeee

[versed burrow]

ima be real

[lusty lava]

[versed burrow]

i think i can

[austere fjord]

Are u 60 @lusty lava to eat one time a day

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-jevil-delta-rune-undertale-undertale-memes-gif-25575869

[lusty lava]

no I'm just poor 🔥

[versed burrow]

foods great tho

[vital kettle]

Aceeeeee

[versed burrow]

how could you ever go so long without food?

[lusty lava]

not when you don't have it

[versed burrow]

wsg?

[lusty lava]

eh I've gone worse

[vital kettle]

Boomer rang they want u to eat

[versed burrow]

I DID EAT

[lusty lava]

but how old is ace we never got the answer