hk-general

[vital kettle]

Craftmine is a mining game too

[bleak goblet]

but it's also not what my pfp is

[odd ibex]

Then watch it !

[bleak goblet]

do

anyone with 2 functioning braincells understands that gravity falls is peak

[vital kettle]

I mean the town

Not the show

[heady mason]

but i still haven't finished teen titans

[heady mason]

on last season tho

[bleak goblet]

oh i would never want to go there i would probably straight up die

[vital kettle]

Caught u

Ok gn

I need to wake up tommorow

[opaque yoke]

unlike every other day where you dont wake up?

[odd ibex]

Would gladly take some for the heat

[heady mason]

i have his book btw

[vital kettle]

Nooooo

[bleak goblet]

wait what

[heady mason]

yea

[vital kettle]

Why

[opaque yoke]

you can read german?

[heady mason]

its english translated ig

[bleak goblet]

ex fucking scuse me?

[heady mason]

what?

[opaque yoke]

some schools have you read his book i think for education purposes

[vital kettle]

Huh

[opaque yoke]

mostly in western countries

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/im-watching-you-tevin-wakefield-raising-dion-you-vs-me-i-have-my-eyes-on-you-gif-25248432

[bleak goblet]

just like how you should fight radkoth for "educational purposes"

[opaque yoke]

HELL NO

[heady mason]

xD

[bleak goblet]

Hell yes

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/akira-leave-me-alone-leave-me-alone-meme-gif-6420351794930725971

[heady mason]

not him bringing radkoth up

[bleak goblet]

You ain't escaping fate

[vital kettle]

Boomer rang they said karma should do radkoth

[bleak goblet]

thou shalt fight radkoth

https://tenor.com/view/mr-peabody-hypnotize-gif-18017563854157472082

[opaque yoke]

radkoth will never catch these hands

cause im never throwing em

[bleak goblet]

fight radkoth

[opaque yoke]

NO

[vital kettle]

Oh it will twin it will

I bet on that karma

[opaque yoke]

you losin money

[vital kettle]

I am betting ur soul

[opaque yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/please7tv-please-beg-pray-hope-gif-3860103425950934673

[toxic storm]

You cannot have her soul

[vital kettle]

I don't have it I am just betting it

[opaque yoke]

true gambler

[toxic storm]

Not available for betting

[vital kettle]

I am jimbo balatro

[bleak goblet]

radkoth awaits

[heady mason]

dewit

[opaque yoke]

you too brute

[opaque yoke]

no he does not

[vital kettle]

Et tu Brutus*

[bleak goblet]

but he does

he awaits us all

and you

are included in all

[opaque yoke]

I WILL SAY IT HOWEVER I WANT TO BRO

[opaque yoke]

have you done radkoth

[karmic stump]

that's crazy some mf named dusk was posting the exact same cave water screenshot earlier today

you wouldn't know anything about that would you

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-hypno-hypnotize-hypnosis-hypnotic-gif-5634751

U will do radkoth

[opaque yoke]

you wont believe what im about to say

[vital kettle]

Yeah dusk is fine

[bleak goblet]

I don't even got hk on my pc I only have it on switch

[vital kettle]

Izu called dusk

[bleak goblet]

so no shit I ain't done radkoth

and yet

[swift light]

Nah

[bleak goblet]

he still awaits me

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394243283944996865/1404696806620794930/stillwaterheart.gif

[bleak goblet]

eventually I too shall be subjected to fate

[opaque yoke]

ill do radkoth when you beat him

[vital kettle]

Without poof

[bleak goblet]

Nah you doin radkoth now

[vital kettle]

And so shall the terms be binded

[bleak goblet]

you don't get an out

[opaque yoke]

hell naw buddy i got to the last phase of absrad and decided it was good enough for today

https://tenor.com/view/dog-nose-butterfly-dog-puppy-peaceful-gif-14700589898488542320

[vital kettle]

Karma u so eppy

Go eep

[opaque yoke]

bruh

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-hypno-hypnotize-hypnosis-hypnotic-gif-5634751

[bleak goblet]

no

radkoth

[vital kettle]

Twin*

[opaque yoke]

what

[vital kettle]

Not bro twin

[opaque yoke]

zawg

[vital kettle]

Dawg*

[bleak goblet]

I shalt do battle with radkoth when mine time arrives, but mine time hath not arrived yet

thy time hath

thus shalt thou do battle

[opaque yoke]

no it has not

[bleak goblet]

with radkoth

[opaque yoke]

im a radkoth denier

he doesnt even exist

[vital kettle]

Ew denier

That's ground for stuff right arrow

[bleak goblet]

Thou shalt fight radkoth

thy time is now

[vital kettle]

Win xp

[toxic storm]

Wha

[austere fjord]

Hello am back

[vital kettle]

Hello back

Where's mr dino

[austere fjord]

Here

[bleak goblet]

thou shalt not deny fact

[vital kettle]

Hello mr dino

Did not see u here

Only saw back

[opaque yoke]

hell nah not luigi 😭

[frozen oak]

Luigi would never...

[odd ibex]

[bleak goblet]

If he can allegedly kill a ceo, he can mock you

[odd ibex]

Yes he would

[austere fjord]

Hoooo understandable

Luigi would never

He's too kind

[vital kettle]

Luigi would

[opaque yoke]

okay fair point

[vital kettle]

He was my roommate for a while

[opaque yoke]

they are talking about luigi mangione

huh

[austere fjord]

Mario would Luigi would not

[opaque yoke]

mario ddef would

[bleak goblet]

And if luigi can do that, you can fight radkoth

[austere fjord]

No Luigi the plomber clear

[austere fjord]

Mario is a bitch

[bleak goblet]

so like

do it

coward

[opaque yoke]

my dawg in christ

😭

i am NOT doing radkoth maybe after i 100% hk achievements

[bleak goblet]

thou fleest from thine fate

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/chaos-jevil-delta-rune-undertale-undertale-memes-gif-25575869

[opaque yoke]

yes and i will do it again

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-rat-spinning-horizontaly-spinning-horizontaly-spining-rat-gif-25837231

[bleak goblet]

Thou shalt not

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-13029792972945826049

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-jane-jane-doe-tail-wag-jane-doe-cute-gif-9303112544879606040

[austere fjord]

I prefer mouse sry luci

[opaque yoke]

bragging rights arent enough

[vital kettle]

Blasphemy

[warm lichen]

How dare thee

[odd ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/touhou-nazrin-touhou-project-rat-nazrin-dancing-gif-9880463730935510158

[austere fjord]

Rat r too fucking big

[opaque yoke]

why rat hate

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-rat-dance-gif-16091854641360781087

[vital kettle]

That's a good thing mr dino

[austere fjord]

Mouse r cute rat r terrifying

[warm lichen]

Mouse = snake food

[opaque yoke]

okay reconsidering

[odd ibex]

Both cute

[opaque yoke]

both are terrifying

[vital kettle]

Haru u are either with rat or with mouse

[austere fjord]

Rat too tho

[odd ibex]

No I take all

[bleak goblet]

more terrifying than radkoth?

[frozen oak]

The rats in new york are massive

Ever see the rat man?

[vital kettle]

U can't have it all

[austere fjord]

No mouse snuck in during the winter they are cute they make cute sound

Still have to trow them outside tho

[warm lichen]

But like

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-rat-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-gif-11593909169864359968

[odd ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/kaiba-yugioh-gif-5959840

[opaque yoke]

yes and no

[warm lichen]

Look at this creature

[austere fjord]

She gets a pass

[vital kettle]

Are u bribing me?

[bleak goblet]

I'm seeing a yes there

so basically fight radkoth

[odd ibex]

No I just bought Discord now I can have both Mouse and Rat

And you can't say no

[vital kettle]

I can

[odd ibex]

[vital kettle]

Since I am john discord

[odd ibex]

Ohno

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-gif-13056283169457921709

[odd ibex]

F

Missclicked

Dedge

[warm lichen]

Lmao

[vital kettle]

Ha

That's the power of john discord

[odd ibex]

I counter with Jim Balatro

[vital kettle]

That's also me

[opaque yoke]

just completely ignoring the no zawg

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592273977137692683/1400684044743606373/7ydic3.png?ex=688d882b&is=688c36ab&hm=a83a0e6cdbba868847cb90eb0d9135bddbf9cbdbf0671ea8e6ee8a37bc8bbbe8&

[vital kettle]

I am john/jim everything

[opaque yoke]

i will CONSIDER fighting radkoth

[bleak goblet]

what no? all i'm seeing is that you should fight radkoth

[warm lichen]

It’s normal rn

[swift light]

Lies

[bleak goblet]

Thou considerst fate

[warm lichen]

It’s quite

[opaque yoke]

yes

[swift light]

Lies

[warm lichen]

At the moment there hasn’t been a strange activity

[swift light]

It's never normal,,,

[bleak goblet]

acceptable for now

but once you fight radkoth

[vital kettle]

Vin isn't here that's why

[opaque yoke]

you don't see the strange activity of someone trying to convince someone to fight radkotg

[bleak goblet]

thou shalt provide proof

[opaque yoke]

is attempting him enough

[bleak goblet]

whilst speaking in a dialect of a shakespearean variety

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592273977137692683/1400684044743606373/7ydic3.png?ex=688d882b&is=688c36ab&hm=a83a0e6cdbba868847cb90eb0d9135bddbf9cbdbf0671ea8e6ee8a37bc8bbbe8&

[bleak goblet]

for now i guess

like fiiiiine

[opaque yoke]

yeah I'm talking about YOU and YOURSELF

[bleak goblet]

an attempt shalt suffice for now

[opaque yoke]

okay awesome

I'll do it tomorrow

[leaden gorge]

Greetings my fellow neurodivergents!

[bleak goblet]

god damnit

[bleak goblet]

yo

[austere fjord]

Seeing this character not as a shibi hit like a flashbang

[warm lichen]

Chibi

[swift light]

Shibi,,,

[odd ibex]

It is pretty tame

[leaden gorge]

What art thou speaking about

[opaque yoke]

hello machine

[warm lichen]

She’s not a small rat she’s a quite large rat

[vital kettle]

Schibi*

[bleak goblet]

forcing someone to fight radkoth

bc funny

[leaden gorge]

fancy mmmm

[opaque yoke]

[opaque yoke]

not fancy at all

[leaden gorge]

Oh okay

[swift light]

A Big Bag With One Cookie In It

[leaden gorge]

ruffian mmm

[odd ibex]

And it's mine

[swift light]

So many thorns in my crocs,.,,.,.,

Blackberry picking is mean,,,

[leaden gorge]

but delicious

[swift light]

Shrue

[odd ibex]

Blackberry jam......

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

[leaden gorge]

SHAW!

[swift light]

Nope

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-dream-dream-youtuber-gif-13914252076385141995

[leaden gorge]

Sorry

[swift light]

It was turned into a smoothie,,,

[odd ibex]

That's valid too

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/piper-wheel-piper-wheel-zzz-zenless-gif-4779488621386044344

[vital kettle]

No that's dream not a minor spelling mistake

[leaden gorge]

I’ve started “shaw” ing whenever someone says a one syllable word that starts with “sh”

[austere fjord]

I did that yesterday I feel you

[bleak goblet]

shit

[austere fjord]

But the jam is worth it

[leaden gorge]

Shaw!

[austere fjord]

Minor mistake

[vital kettle]

Mr dino will u perhaps share some lovely jam

[leaden gorge]

SHAW!

(Please help me)

[vital kettle]

Stop shawing people

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/astolfo-happy-gif-22218025

[swift light]

Femboy

[vital kettle]

Would

[warm lichen]

DARSH

[vital kettle]

Yup

[bleak goblet]

ayo

what

[swift light]

Maybe

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-leek-hit-clone-vocaloid-gif-5288266

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[austere fjord]

Yeah but come to France I don't have the money to fly to India

[swift light]

I have two GFs

[vital kettle]

???

[swift light]

I'll have to ask if I can,,,

[leaden gorge]

MIKU NOOOO

[vital kettle]

Just throw some at the screen I will catch it

[austere fjord]

Bet

[warm lichen]

You DISRUPTED the tranquility

[vital kettle]

Alright on 3

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/miku-leek-hit-clone-vocaloid-gif-5288266

[vital kettle]

1

2

3

[opaque yoke]

bro said goodnight 35 minutes ago

[vital kettle]

I did

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/hatsune-miku-ultrakill-v1-u1r-gif-26835009

[vital kettle]

I got caught in other convos

[bleak goblet]

And the night is good

[vital kettle]

U send the pic not a me

[opaque yoke]

it could be

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/coin-v1-miku-ultrakill-gif-3452389070908148224

[bleak goblet]

also I better get proof of you attempting radkoth tomorrow

[warm lichen]

A gif

Secondly that doesn’t give reasoning for anything

[opaque yoke]

BRUH 😭

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/caption-self-control-womp-womp-discord-meme-gif-8278858342584483028

[opaque yoke]

ill try to get proof

[austere fjord]

Lmao sorry dash I'm helping my mom with cooking

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jevil-sad-deltarune-gif-24247560

[bleak goblet]

just like screen record or something

[vital kettle]

Is good

[leaden gorge]

From one hyperfixation to the next

[odd ibex]

https://tenor.com/view/mirabeau-studios-reading-books-page-flipping-rapid-reading-sudden-realization-gif-11954278786537574109

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/doom-slayer-credits-marabeau-studio-gif-6291537084776151036

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/lixovsk-hoshimi-miyabi-miyabi-zzz-meeb-gif-8606062297754572117

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-eo2gifs-deltarune-chapter-3-deltarune-ch-3-tenna-deltarune-gif-3543875082152148675

[warm lichen]

TENNA

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/v1-ultrakill-funny-rat-dance-gif-16495615408189664439

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/spamton-spamton-dance-deltarune-gif-11556617149541031644

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/meep-morp-zeep-robot-captain-engage-jake-peralta-jake-peralta-gif-16242963

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-breakdance-lancer-lancer-deltarune-deltarune-delta-rune-gif-12991294656648990087

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jevil-gif-10606578432992835865

[opaque yoke]

fastest speedrun of dying to rsdkoth

[vital kettle]

We gonna get perms taken away

Stop it

[warm lichen]

Blasphemous

[vital kettle]

Get some help

[bleak goblet]

now why would I do that

[vital kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-it-get-some-help-gif-15058124

[leaden gorge]

HERESY

[warm lichen]

I don’t need any

[vital kettle]

U do

My friend

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/yay-yupi-yupi-yip-spam-delt-gif-16759036692895579872

[leaden gorge]

We all do lol

[opaque yoke]

you get perms taken away if you're being normal in #hk-general

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394243283944996865/1404696806620794930/stillwaterheart.gif

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-spin-roomba-gif-7803159410700495827

[warm lichen]

Incorrect information

[leaden gorge]

Why do I hear the chip song

[opaque yoke]

yes

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-niko-spin-niko-oneshot-spin-oneshot-niko-spinning-gif-7964048205099903484

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-spazm-pancake-goober-gif-4207454113862701316

[novel spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1396463815465631767/1404392167702532208/EVIL-1.gif

[leaden gorge]

Are cats autistic or are autistic people cats?

[warm lichen]

Hi bell

[novel spruce]

im indeed not a cat

[novel spruce]

hii

[vital kettle]

Hi bell

Where have u been

Haven't seen u in like days

Nice to see u again

[novel spruce]

uh diffrent servers mostly

i dont come here alot

[novel spruce]

also hi

[vital kettle]

Alright

Nice

Variety is the spice of life

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/murder-drones-cyn-tongue-derp-gif-2621854210066831363

[novel spruce]

its mainly just cus those other servers dont have those irl friends in them (i dont remember if your one of the people i told about that)

[vital kettle]

Nope

But now u did

[novel spruce]

i have irl people added here so i dont like to type here alot thats why

[vital kettle]

Same

[novel spruce]

silly

[vital kettle]

I have different accs for that

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/cyn-cynessa-murder-drones-md-cyn-frog-blink-gif-16166011548669509749

[vital kettle]

And I don't have anyone irl here

[warm lichen]

We all love Cyn

[vital kettle]

We do

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394243283944996865/1404696806620794930/stillwaterheart.gif

[vital kettle]

Wou..

[novel spruce]

but since im brutaly unemployed ive just grinded out other servers 😭

[swift light]

https://tenor.com/view/ave-maria-boling-bros-bolingbros-curbstomp-chikawaga-gif-16650089841190860123

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-goku-kakarot-appear-apear-gif-16031715726102816145

[novel spruce]

yes WE do

[vital kettle]

Skibis????

[novel spruce]

uh thats the og role

[vital kettle]

Where

[novel spruce]

on the server

[vital kettle]

Yes the server

[novel spruce]

its like a 70 people server

[vital kettle]

Alright

Skibis so fucking funny

[odd ibex]

"Answer, it's doordash"

[novel spruce]

i know its not 🙏

but eh im not the mod

[vital kettle]

Overthrow and become one

[novel spruce]

how the hell 😭

[vital kettle]

Be skilled

[swift light]

@ girlwithnojob8682 can I be a mod

[vital kettle]

Yes

[novel spruce]

im lowk carrying the server so actualy not a bad idea

[warm lichen]

A nod

[warm lichen]

CLANKER

[novel spruce]

if i become mod il change the skibis role in your honnor

[novel spruce]

YEAH 😭

[vital kettle]

Nooo keep it

I like it

[novel spruce]

Oh nvm then 😭

[vital kettle]

Make it the only role

So everyone is skibis

[novel spruce]

the server is under 100 so everyone already does

[warm lichen]

I must die now

[vital kettle]

Lol

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/bye-bye-jevil-deltarune-metamorphosis-gif-18128093581585510670

[vital kettle]

Bye dead luci

[novel spruce]

NO thats not healthy!

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/jane-doe-zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-gif-13056283169457921709

[vital kettle]

Luci is back

It's a silksong miracle

[novel spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1050079041413189672/1354507735277895730/ezgif.com-animated-gif-maker_7.gif

[frozen oak]

Clanker 😭

[novel spruce]

the other bots are called ""quote clanker", "punching bag". and "singular braincell" btw

[frozen oak]

[jaunty eagle]

Those dirty rust buckets

[austere fjord]

Returning to lurking

[jaunty eagle]

Anyway

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-not-found-play-time-bed-round-and-round-gif-8139759

[warm lichen]

Wirebacks

[jaunty eagle]

Oil drinkers

Garbage cans

Tin men

[slender flare]

..... i did it

[jaunty eagle]

Tin skins

[swift light]

CLANKERS

[jaunty eagle]

Rah

For super earth

I hate clankers

[bleak goblet]

number crunching, squeaky hinged, oil-blooded, ai powered, rusty bucket of bolt wireback clankers

[warm lichen]

Every clone:

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/mods-gif-919334760262788322

[leaden gorge]

I am returned

I took that bench I found and added a lil something to it

[austere fjord]

You plonkers

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-thumbs-up-thumbsup-funny-gif-9560067552549211441

[leaden gorge]

If someone has a hollow knight pointing meme I could do that

[jaunty eagle]

Hmmm

8/10

Would change charms there

[paper vapor]

ultrakill ☹️

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/absolute-cinema-ultrakill-v1-gif-13645334871069381593

[austere fjord]

Ultrakill 🙂

[paper vapor]

cg i fear

[warm pewter]

my best decision was to ban the grimm troupe

[austere fjord]

What does cg mean

[paper vapor]

cybergrind

[warm pewter]

great music this guy plays

[austere fjord]

Ho I remember u explained to me why it was shit

I hope it will be good by the time I play at release

[leaden gorge]

you can like ultrakill and not like cg, ultrakill is my biggest hyperfixation so I naturally use ultrakill memes and gifs

Also I made it better (or worse)

[jaunty eagle]

Hey that’s me-

[leaden gorge]

It could be you

It could be me

It could even be-

[umbral current]

OKAY, so after like an hour of attempts trying to defeat king dice i've finally reached fin(al) with 3 HP

its all or nothing now

i've also realized how horrible i am at timing

[leaden gorge]

Maybe the real Hollow Knight was the friends we made along the way

[umbral current]

when its in the miliseconds

[midnight oasis]

"CG is peak"
CG gameplay:

[leaden gorge]

Nobody ever said it was peak

At least not on this server

[midnight oasis]

Yes it was the setup to the joke

[leaden gorge]

Ohhhh

r/whooosh

[low sun]

My laptop is alive!!!

[leaden gorge]

Oh wait wrong app

[low sun]

I can finally play hollow knight back!!!

he just forgot he had ram sticks...

[heady mason]

[bleak goblet]

okay but like the minimal graphics gameplay is sick as fuck

[leaden gorge]

halt femboy, you must pay the tax

[low sun]

after replugin it he got his memory back

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/pat-garrys-mod-garrys-mod-physics-fast-intense-gif-26322619

[low sun]

dementia at 9 years old is crazy

[leaden gorge]

You may proceed

[low sun]

oh noo

where to pay?

[leaden gorge]

The headpats were the tax

[low sun]

ohhh

[leaden gorge]

Ye

[midnight oasis]

True...

[austere fjord]

Let's gooooo

[low sun]

I wanna my laptop to him 2 digits

it is clsoe too

I just need to somehow get the date when he was created

[novel spruce]

https://tenor.com/view/jarvis-tony-stark-iron-man-meme-dank-memes-gif-8688445319860298090

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/low-tier-god-meme-mods-gif-14385308006689816010

[novel spruce]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1376027443810406510/1382047396615422012/image0.gif

[novel spruce]

i do NOT vibe with this universe

tutorial?

[leaden gorge]

What is everyone’s “two sides”?

[umbral current]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463784786050416690/1283797492659523779/F893CA1E-B856-48A4-9B3A-81A454AE9361.gif

[leaden gorge]

Here’s mine

[frozen oak]

Hes ascended

[umbral current]

Ultraincel

[leaden gorge]

I actually have twenty sides shared amongst three brain cells

[novel spruce]

I have about 300 shared among none

[leaden gorge]

I have a list

[warm pewter]

Hi

you who have already done the P5 Do you know if it's very difficult?

[bleak goblet]

all sides

[trail crown]

It is very difficult

[warm pewter]

Wow, I think I'll only be able to do it when I have 1 pc

Or 1 control that connects to the cell phone

[trail crown]

You’re playing on mobile?

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/dead-chat-dead-chat-fancy-dead-chat-yapping-pixelated-yapping-dead-chat-pixelated-gif-6714540924697693626

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/zzz-zenless-zone-zero-jane-doe-jane-popcorn-gif-5492835417998719834

[frozen oak]

Gluttonous

[umbral current]

okay

i finally beat king dice

in 9 minutes

lmfao

[umbral current]

its tiem

for the final boss

the devil..

[jaunty eagle]

Yummy

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/592273977137692683/1400684044743606373/7ydic3.png?ex=688d882b&is=688c36ab&hm=a83a0e6cdbba868847cb90eb0d9135bddbf9cbdbf0671ea8e6ee8a37bc8bbbe8&

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/metal-gear-metal-gear-rising-metal-gear-rising-revengeance-jetstream-sam-i-should-commit-tax-fraud-gif-16436631914686732084

[swift light]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1394243283944996865/1404696806620794930/stillwaterheart.gif

[grizzled vector]

Thank silksong for this

[warm pewter]

Yes

[grizzled vector]

As a certified reddit atheist, but also as a beleiver, I'm going to replace "thank science" or "oh my science" with "thank silksong" and "oh my skong". I'm also going to replace saying "Jesus Christ" with "Ari Gibson".

tips fedora

[proven wave]

guys😭

[leaden gorge]

Personally as a Christian I will be replacing “on my god” which used the lords name in vain, with “oh my shaw!” Which is perfectly fine AND is funny

[grizzled vector]

That is the one

Destroy the heretics calling themselves doubters

[jaunty eagle]

Just like

Stop

Drop

And roll

[proven wave]

i cant move

[leaden gorge]

Guys help me, my Mom has been talking to another woman for the past half hour

Im hungry

I want to go home

Please send a stag or something

[flat pike]

Tell her?

[leaden gorge]

I did

She said interrupting is rude

[flat pike]

Not much you can do then

[flat pike]

Why

[bleak goblet]

why not

[flat pike]

Fair

Well actually not fair, suicide is never the answer

[flat pike]

I’m feeling they/them rn

Gonna go change pronouns

Done

[bleak goblet]

genderliquid

[flat pike]

Nah

Just bigender

M/nb

Sometimes I prefer he, sometimes I like they

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-thumbs-up-thumbsup-funny-gif-9560067552549211441

[flat pike]

https://tenor.com/view/gameundt-fallout-maximus-outerops-gif-4067651569052406982

[flat pike]

Lmao

[leaden gorge]

Finally

We’re going home

[flat pike]

Hell yeah

Happy for you brother

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/hollow-knight-gif-25331926

On my way to continue playing Hollow Knight incorrectly

I don’t look for charms I’ve just beaten all the bosses up to this point using the best charm in the game: trial and error

[leaden gorge]

People tell me “use this charm, use that charm” I DONT HAVE THEM

[bleak goblet]

go buy shaman stone at least

if you haven't

[leaden gorge]

I RAN RIGHT PAST THEM IM TOO STUPID AND IMPATIENT

Oh I do have that one

[austere fjord]

https://tenor.com/view/seal-grass-touch-grass-eated-it-silly-gif-11917524122485650762

[bleak goblet]

it's more spell damage and it's like one of the best charms in the game

also did you fight mantis lords bc they guard basically better longnail

[leaden gorge]

Unfortunately I never equip any except dashmaster, sprintmaster, and spell twister or soul gather
Like a certain psychopath playing Doom Eternal “I spect entirely into mobility and ammo, making my character a flimsy, crack adult spider monkey”

[paper vapor]

idk bout sprintmaster

but yea

[leaden gorge]

I beat the Mantis Lords using only the soul gather and dashmaster, and no I didn’t stop to think of it was a good idea, I just died 30 times and then won. I did this with every boss in the game

[bleak goblet]

wow

you should definitely try and get used to more charms tho

[craggy kernel]

wawawawawawa

hallo

[leaden gorge]

I also tend to not use nail skills or whatever spell goes up (i forgor what it’s called)

Screaming something

[bleak goblet]

howling wraiths

[craggy kernel]

howing shreik too or smth

[bleak goblet]

it's good for certain bosses

[leaden gorge]

That’s basically what I said

[craggy kernel]

like a certain sunny day

[leaden gorge]

I did say I was playing incorrectly didn’t I?

[bleak goblet]

fair enough

[leaden gorge]

I’m trying to kill Hornet in the farlands rn

I’ve died like 20 times but I get further each time

Eventually I’ll win

Maybe I will use that shaman stone and kill her with heavy ordinance

explosion sound

[bleak goblet]

yeah just shoot her

[leaden gorge]

Time to bring a gun to a nailfight

And vice versa

I’m going to bring a nail to a dogfight and do the coliseum of fools with no spells, what could go wr- (jump cut to me dying to primal aspids over and over) GUYS IT WENT VERY WRONG

[bleak goblet]

you did what

[leaden gorge]

I didn’t. . . YET

[bleak goblet]

Okay but will you learn from your previous mistakes

[leaden gorge]

But I’m a stubborn man and now that idea has been solidified in my head

[bleak goblet]

great

have fun with that

[leaden gorge]

I will beat it with dashmaster and longnail only, to quote the same psychopath from earlier “the only limit is how hard you can ball”

[bleak goblet]

do you have mark of pride or were you too impatient to get your reward for beating mantis lords

[leaden gorge]

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

slides away

[bleak goblet]

go pick it the fuck up and use it with longnail for big nail

[leaden gorge]

I AM AN ULTRAKILL SPEEDRUNNER B***H DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DOOOOOOOOOO

[bleak goblet]

more range tho

beeg nail

[leaden gorge]

I will defeat the fools with money

[paper vapor]

disclaimer do not use both mop and ln together

[leaden gorge]

tosses coins

[bleak goblet]

but bigger nail

[paper vapor]

just equip solo mop

[leaden gorge]

Wrong gif

[bleak goblet]

if this is your plan do equip both longnail and mark

actually wait do you even have enough notches

[leaden gorge]

Of course I have notches

[bleak goblet]

but enough?

bc mark is 3 notches

[leaden gorge]

What do you think I’m stupid? (Yes, yes I am)

[bleak goblet]

and dashmaster and longnail are both 2

[leaden gorge]

I have 8

[paper vapor]

mop + ln just like

isnt worth it

[bleak goblet]

oh you have all of them

[paper vapor]

you can play around mop and be 100% fine and use the other two notches

[bleak goblet]

okay go get mark

and use it

and dashmaster

[leaden gorge]

I do? But the coliseum said I was fighting for a charm notch 🥺

[bleak goblet]

wait no you don't im stupid i looked on the wiki but forgot you start with 3 notches already

no you don't you're still missing 3 notches

so

as i was saying

in addition to dashmaster and mark, just like throw on quickslash

you have it

you have enough notches

there's no reason not to

or put on shaman stone

[leaden gorge]

I wish for a challenge!!!! you DARE tell me how to make it easier?!?!

[bleak goblet]

bc hollow knight is a good game and you shouldn't have to suffer that much

also quickslash in particular is good bc faster attacks means more stimulation

yeah i saw on the wiki that there's 8 to get and forgot that ya start with 3 already

I'm just an idiot

[leaden gorge]

I’m not suffering

Challenges are fun

[bleak goblet]

ok but still more stimulation more often with quickslash

[leaden gorge]

The harder it is the more rewarding the victory is

Fine

I’ll go get it

[bleak goblet]

by that logic do it charmless

[leaden gorge]

But I might not equip it

[bleak goblet]

you have quickslash dumbass

[leaden gorge]

No! Mop!

[bleak goblet]

ah

[leaden gorge]

Im going to get mop!

[bleak goblet]

yeah no go grab that shit it's good

and also just like really convenient too for like general exploration

[leaden gorge]

git it

Got it

okay off to fight some fools!

[bleak goblet]

can you screen record that shit or something bc I wanna see what that looks like

[leaden gorge]

I can try

[bleak goblet]

aight bet

[bleak goblet]

how's the "challenge" going

have you died yet

[leaden gorge]

the file is too big to send through discord, but I just died

[bleak goblet]

damn

[leaden gorge]

I can upload it to YouTube and send a link if you want

gimme a few minutes

[bleak goblet]

sure i guess

[leaden gorge]

I chose a terrible spot to heal and died as the enemy came up

https://youtu.be/qcSlfX1dreE?si=fVUpnq9X8dhhaqOe

I typod the title

hopefully the fixes I made sync

enjoy watching my terrible gameplay! (constructive crtitsism is welcome, so long as they don't include telling me to use better charms)

I always heal at the wrong times, that's something I know I can fix

[bleak goblet]

alright

so

first off you need to learn to stop dashing directly into enemies

bc that's something you did quite a bit

and yes you need to stop healing at dumb moments

but other than that it's kinda just learn the enemy movesets better

also obviously you'd do better with spells and better charms but of course the point is that you're not using those

[austere fjord]

Colosseum of fool really is a die and retry

[bleak goblet]

fr bc like you have no clue how the terrain will shift and where and what enemies will spawn next

but yeah outside the obvious "learn the patterns" you need to stop healing at stupid times and stop dashing directly into enemies

also just know there are 2 more trials after this one that are more difficult and also necessary for full completion

and the 2nd one also gives a pale ore

[leaden gorge]

done

I beat it

in your face

dashmaster, longnail, no spells

[bleak goblet]

nice

[leaden gorge]

also thanks for the tips

[austere fjord]

And the first two are relatively easy compared to the final one

[bleak goblet]

yeah

[leaden gorge]

than I'll do them too

hahahahaha

maniacal laughter

[bleak goblet]

wait to do those till you've got some better stuff

at least for trial of the fool

maybe you could try trial of the conqueror now

but trust me trial of the fool is not something to do while nerfing yourself that hard

[leaden gorge]

well I wasn't gonna

[bleak goblet]

ok good

[leaden gorge]

but the more you tell me I can't do something

[bleak goblet]

shit

[leaden gorge]

the more I wanna do it

well maybe stop telling me that I need better stuff

[bleak goblet]

your loss of sanity ig

[leaden gorge]

I am a stubborn little b**ch and I will NOT allow someone to tell me what I cannot do

[bleak goblet]

as i said

your loss

[leaden gorge]

when my parents tell me I can accomplish anything

I'm lazy

but when they say I'll never make it in life, I go on a spree of productivity

[leaden gorge]

just you wait

[bleak goblet]

ok then you'll succeed

I believe in you

[leaden gorge]

I'll beat that sh*t eventually and prove you wrong

[bleak goblet]

Yes you will

[leaden gorge]

well see now it's not fun anymore

[bleak goblet]

oh it isnt?

[leaden gorge]

nah it is

[bleak goblet]

yeah i kinda figured

[leaden gorge]

but my motivation isn't as much

I only wanted to do it to prove you wrong . . . actually y'know what Imma do it anyways

did I mention I'm playing keyboard?

[bleak goblet]

y'know now I wanna play hollow knight but on my good pc and not my fuckass switch

[bleak goblet]

I find keyboard more intuitive sometimes so good for you I guess

[leaden gorge]

I honestly can't tell if you mean that or if you're reverse psycologying me to use something more difficult

[bleak goblet]

no I'm just actually serious

[leaden gorge]

beating HK with a steering wheel and no spells sounds like a great idea

[bleak goblet]

I know some people find controller more intuitive

[bleak goblet]

also no charms and no nail upgrades and no healing

[leaden gorge]

Im joking, I wouldn't go THAT far

I only upgraded my nail one time actually

[umbral current]

beating HK with thoughts only

[bleak goblet]

well you'll get nail upgrade material from the 2nd colo trial

[umbral current]

“nail slash” “dash”

[bleak goblet]

so you can go get the second upgrade

[umbral current]

oh also did i forget to mention you’re also blind

and severely mentally disabled

[bleak goblet]

and you get tazed every second you're behind world record speedrun time

[leaden gorge]

I'll beat it with nothing but the base movement and the nail

(with exceptions of course, considering you need certain movement to get into areas)

[umbral current]

beat HK pacifist mode no charms no nail blindfold on a steering wheel with a green apple in your mouth

[austere fjord]

average silksong denyer

[leaden gorge]

anyways here's the new link

https://youtu.be/R7LyUlQzpuM

[umbral current]

beat HK only using glitches in space

[bleak goblet]

okay so are you gonna do the 2nd trial now or not

[umbral current]

no that’s too easy

[leaden gorge]

okay I think you're going too far

[umbral current]

do NKG blindfolded

i believe in you

[leaden gorge]

BRO

[leaden gorge]

after I eat dinner yeah

[bleak goblet]

no radkoth

[umbral current]

do radkoth blindfolded

yessir

do NKG pure vessel absrad radkoth in colosseum of fools no hit blindfolded old nail no charms

i believe in you

[leaden gorge]

well now I won’t do it

I don’t want people to believe in me I want to prove people wrong when they tell me it’s not possible

[umbral current]

it’s not possible

[bleak goblet]

hey btw if you didn't know you can spam attack after releasing the spin slash to extend it with additional hits

[umbral current]

nobody has ever done it

its very very impossible for you to do it

just give up

[leaden gorge]

Well first I have to beat it normally, learn the attack patterns

[umbral current]

you have to do it in one week

[leaden gorge]

And THAN I’ll do it blindfolded no charms or spells with a steering wheel

[leaden gorge]

D:

I haven’t even beaten the base game normally yet!

[umbral current]

what

[leaden gorge]

you heard me

[umbral current]

okay

i thought you did trial of fools no spells weak charms

[leaden gorge]

I did

[umbral current]

i thought “damn that’s impressive”

when

[bleak goblet]

no you beat trial of the warrior

[leaden gorge]

Oh

My bad

[umbral current]

yeah

[bleak goblet]

in the colosseum of fools

[umbral current]

trial of the warrior and trial of fools

[leaden gorge]

Well I’ll do the others next

[umbral current]

you can barely compare em honestly

[bleak goblet]

trial of the fool is the 3rd trial

[umbral current]

hello

wheres my subway vegan sandwich

tucked in metal foil?

[bleak goblet]

much better vengefly king kill

btw

good job on that

[umbral current]

kill

[leaden gorge]

okay well I will eats foodz and then I will attempt the other two

[umbral current]

what food

[leaden gorge]

blood

[umbral current]

oh i can only imagine

[leaden gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/ultrakill-v1-cutesy-cute-kicking-feet-gif-12063381200046641980

[umbral current]

would you be

kind enough to send a pic?

of your food

[leaden gorge]

Google French Toast Casserole

It sounds weird but it tastes good I promise

[bleak goblet]

btw you should definitely try and find a full legitimate charm setup that you like

it doesn't have to be like really strong or anything

[leaden gorge]

jokes aside I’ve been working on it

[bleak goblet]

but you should find what you truly like using

[umbral current]

quick slash shaman stone MOP

the holy trinity

[bleak goblet]

also strength

[leaden gorge]

I actually have been mixing them around to find a good build for me

[umbral current]

oh i forgot about that

replace MOP with strength

[bleak goblet]

that's good

[bleak goblet]

no it's just a quartet and not a trinity

because mark is also really good

[umbral current]

even if you had max notches you wouldn’t have enough space for all of em i think

[bleak goblet]

overcharm

[leaden gorge]

I definitely like the quickslash, I use dahsmaster when exploring but trade it for spell twister for bosses

[bleak goblet]

wait

instead of mark

longnail

and that's exactly eleven

[umbral current]

ehhhhh

okay

i barely use dash master or sprint master

never actually

the faster dash cooldown isn’t that noticeable

[bleak goblet]

I've messed with em a bit but didn't really notice it being helpful that much

dash master i mean

i dont think ive ever equipped sprintmaster

[leaden gorge]

When I feel lazy I turn off HK and turn on Binding of Isaac (I use glowing womb, soul weaver, and the flower 😂)

Not actually but I did do it for funnies one time

[bleak goblet]

that does sound hilarious

[leaden gorge]

Nailless%

let them do all the work

[bleak goblet]

that is 100% an actual speedrun category somehow

[leaden gorge]

LMAO

that’s- Im assuming they used all spells

How did they parkour?

[bleak goblet]

okay so apparently you do have to use the nail at times

[warm lichen]

I guessed as much

[bleak goblet]

but the minimum nail uses is like less than 80

[warm lichen]

Tell me how do you kill the false knight without the nail

[bleak goblet]

the power of friendship

you choose the pacifist route

[warm lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1279521753042780304/1405196281915117740/Tenna_battle.gif

[bleak goblet]

https://tenor.com/view/deltarune-deltarune-chapter-3-deltarune-ch3-tenna-ant-tenna-gif-1178444910926908675

[paper vapor]

oh

no

Dashmaster is very good

[warm lichen]

https://tenor.com/view/lancer-breakdance-lancer-lancer-deltarune-deltarune-delta-rune-gif-12991294656648990087

[bleak goblet]

huh

https://tenor.com/view/niko-oneshot-one-shot-dance-gif-9474267803186270884

[leaden gorge]

Yeah

[warm lichen]

Such a goober

[leaden gorge]

I use dashmaster because it’s faster than not-dashmaster

[bleak goblet]

fair

[paper vapor]

it is very very good you just need to have a lot of experience ultimately

[leaden gorge]

anyways time to do the second one

no dashmaster this time

[bleak goblet]

i mean i guess in theory dashing more often is really good

[leaden gorge]

Only longnail

And shaman stone but no spells

Trust me this is a great isea

[bleak goblet]

use dreamshield

[leaden gorge]

*idea

if it takes me a few tries I’ll use it

But I at least want to try without it

[bleak goblet]

no the point is that dreamshield sucks so much that it's a joke just equipping it

[paper vapor]

and practically faster dashes is very good

[leaden gorge]

Without Dreamshield I wouldn’t have survived Crystal Peaks

Specifically the lasers

Sorry the uh (checks journal)

[bleak goblet]

throw on compass and gathering swarm then

[leaden gorge]

Crystal crawler

[leaden gorge]

Now THOSE will help me beat it

Super powerful

[bleak goblet]

the terrain is there for a reason

[bleak goblet]

ik best charms in the game

[leaden gorge]

I suck at parkour so bad it’s embarrassing

[paper vapor]

wait wait wait dshield blocks lasers????

[bleak goblet]

yeah apparently

[leaden gorge]

Not just in HK but also in literally every game

[paper vapor]

I can do smth with this (it will be impossible to map with because dreamshield is so fucking ass)

[bleak goblet]

This is new news to me too

[leaden gorge]

No but it could damage them

[paper vapor]

oh

[bleak goblet]

oh

[leaden gorge]

And I used it offensively

[bleak goblet]

ah so it still sucks

[paper vapor]

nvm I don’t have to do anything with dshield because it’s fucking ass

I did not want to map that

[bleak goblet]

that it is

[leaden gorge]

I didn’t say it was good, I just said it helped me out

[bleak goblet]

i guess yeah

it's just you made it sound good

ish

[leaden gorge]

It’s a personal thing no need to get hostile, my opinion is that I like it in certain scenarios

[bleak goblet]

I'm just saying we were confused

I'm genuinely not meaning to come off as hostile

whatever works, works

[leaden gorge]

Not you you’re fine

[bleak goblet]

ah

I have gotten so much use out of this image and I've only had it for like a day

[leaden gorge]

If you hate it that’s fine I don’t like it either but there’s just a few scenarios where it can be useful

Even if it’s just a little extra damage done

[bleak goblet]

wait

dshield only run

you give yourself dshield at the start

and that's all you get to use for damage

[leaden gorge]

lmao

nahnahnah this is my charm build

Actually u right

Because now longnail and steady body are completely useless

I did put longnail back btw but after the picture was taken

OKAY BEGINNING DREAMSHIELD ONLY RUN OF THE COLOSSEUM

[bleak goblet]

yes

[leaden gorge]

off

Oof

This might take a while

Yikes why did you make me do this

I mean I killed the first one 😅

[bleak goblet]

I tried to warn you, but noooo, you just had to do the other trials

[leaden gorge]

It’s okay trial and error is the best charm in the game

no it was YOUR idea to do dreamshield onky

[bleak goblet]

oh you mean that

yeah no gl

[leaden gorge]

I’m getting further each time though

like I said trial and error

[bleak goblet]

nice

[leaden gorge]

I just realized this is also a no healing run

The ds doesn’t give soul

[bleak goblet]

oh shit

[frosty furnace]

does anyone have a file or smt i can have to see what i need to get done for 112%

[leaden gorge]

well I got to the mosquitoes thatbtime

[bleak goblet]

that's good

[umbral current]

i’m on the devil now

tomorrow i’ll beat him

and finish cuphead

and then do the dlc

[leaden gorge]

about to kick these guys butts, I’ll post fight later- me half an hour ago

Nvm I got my ass beat bruh I’m not posting that- me now

Okay but seriously I’ll keep trying to beat it with dreamsheild tomorrow

[bleak goblet]

Yeah that's fair

[leaden gorge]

But for now I’m going to beat it no spells and useless charms

[bleak goblet]

gl

[plucky flare]

Hello

I'm new

[lament dock]

I’m also new. Also heyo

[gritty pike]

I was looking at Vergil memes, heard he doesn’t pay child support. I googled “Vergil’s Kids” and this came up. I don’t want to know what Vergil allegedly did for the one on the left to have animal ears.

[leaden gorge]

SHAW DAMMIT

GAHJAGONQIVKWBQ

I just recorded myself beating Hornet without using the nail or spells but the recording crashed and deleted itself 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[bleak goblet]

damn that really sucks

[leaden gorge]

WAIT

hang ine

*on

Big Brain moment