#hk-general
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Seems pretty negativistic
They be getting so freaky I swear
the lsd sub is also quite funny at times
or playing games
yeah all the drug related subs can be funny if you ignore the fact that the suffering of real people is behind every post
playboi carti the typa mf to buy an ancient luminescent gemstone mined thousands of years prior deep within the domain of dwarves
gogniht
Truly mysterious yea
You too
young thug reportedly "slayed the villainous dragon of the east using the ancient blade of light and dark"
community note: young thug actually slayed the dragon of the west (via reuters)
lil tecca has reportedly discovered an ancient staff of unimaginable power
dr dre filmed using the tome of ancient horrors on homeless man
hi guys
hola
hello mato
why r these young males uncovering powerful ancient tools and using it on homeless people
what did i walk in on
i opened your profile and got hit with the blinding light spell
shit i did too

rare fish sighted and discovered
the new york times editorial office
these are all the stories they don't publish
😳
nas has been reportedly spotted in brooklyn attempting to awaken an eldritch horror using an ancient tome of summoning ‼️
Who gave nas the book of rhymes
eminem claims to have "unsealed the pharaoh's tomb" and "unleashed his curse," asks for forgiveness on video
In Latin
is he too searching for the pharaoh's blessings
Upon questioning by authorities, Nas allegedly stated that he plans to “unleash Kha’Zalqh, the Devourer of Souls, against the state of New Jersey.” He was subsequently released from custody and allowed to continue the summoning ritual.
drake's pr team states that he slayed the balrog known as "durin's bane," however, these claims are currently unsubstantiated.
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sorry man i havent played hollow knight properly in like years im just here for the yaoi
can anyone provide help?
oh ok dw
realest
anyways going to the beach i hope i see some fishes fishys... fish me luck

Drake’s association with Durin’s Bane has come into question after the Balrog was reportedly spotted on the floating island of the dark sorcerer Epsteinius
epsteinius found dead in his cell next to used fireball scroll, ruled spellicide
security golems were reportedly powered off for “routine magicka infusion” and were not guarding the cell during the incident
archmage dondalf trump rumored to be in epsteinius' "client tome," refuses to release tome contents amidst growing public outrage
what the fuck the ping?
@indigo kayak @solemn summit what the fuck is wrong with both of you
I love it so much
do you want a list or?
Hi gwnj
morning peeps
What happened
Things
Again
events
No
I looked away for 2 seconds
The old ping I did
goated game btw
Yeah the police late as always
i beat all of hades 2 in like 3 sessions across 3 days and havent played since
gwnj is the only mod that does their job
What in the gamer supps
very good game tho
goes hard
yo
Along with a weapon to surpass metal
yes, powdered too
Gn miyabi
May God save my soul.
oh okay
“been handled” sounds like you assassinated them
Never knew car keys could sound so scary
she took care of them
cant have shit in #hk-general
the j
i just beat pure vessel twice in a row!!!!!!!!
y’all ever heard of this indie kickstarter game called “hollow knight”
Bro
nah its super underground ive heard
it looks interesting but i’m wondering if it’ll end up being a scam like a lot of other kickstarter games
I just finished watching the walking dead the game season 1
i am not ready to trust this game
Goodmorning guys
I am ready to give this game my life
morning 
whcih game
good morning mf
So... is it like shovel knight?
yes
bye
skong
Tomorrow for shaw
Morning haru
hey haru
Heyo Karma
hows another day having a job going
Slept 6 hrs
Oh what you doing ?
Not enough....
went from 8 to 9
cardio and plank variations mainly
leg day hates to see me coming
LMAO

There were so many
laughing a bit too hard for someone who didnt know what kinder meant
Send a gif
thats lowkey horrifying
who is that man bro
Rare drop, you need to open more
man this sucks
it was only 8 bro 😭
ok yes but the other ones don have toys in them :(
like theyre at my local grocery store
which is at a 3 mins walking distance
which state?
Delhi
you guys should have that there
fair enough
Why is my jio so expensive
the fish ran away from me
wait wha- 😭
im at the beach
in the sea looking for fish
they're running away
but how... how does a fish run?
😱
fish way
theyre just wracking up the price every year
wait wha- since when, what update did i miss
The mobile company update
I never had a airtel sim
starting out i did
Hey hey everyone
helau
clueless
hey flammen
How are y’all?
alive 👍
chilling
That’s enough
i have airtel its gone up by like 30% in the last few years
yeah i remember checking the price recently cause its been 3 years since i changed it
getting robbed lowkey
fym "bring back bsnl" bsnl always been here 💔
Haven't seen bsnl in like 9 years
WE abandoned bsnl it did not abandon us 🥀
i remember recharge used to be like 455 for 3 months unlimited calls and 1.5gb data everyday for airtel
Steve get justice for me
Karma murdered me
I will haunt u
For the rest of ur life
how can i murder a ghost
Like this
false news
is this rhetorical or would you like instructions
i would very much appreciate instructions
Nooooo
oh no
oh and i posted some art
yo thats me!
RAD MARKOTH
HERE I COME
deadass
Is ur caps lock key broken
Or u don't use shift
hehehe
IM BACK
NNG!?
HELL YEAH IM SO HAPPY FOR YOU
Nice
HOW DID I NO HIT HIM
DUDE have you done markoth yet?
oh no
I AM NOT DOING THAT
im doing ts
bru
with only thorns of agony
may i give tips?
im doing rad
no soul
no nail art
only my nail and my charm
this is my victory
so
MINE ALONE AHAHAHAHA
sorry let me find my mind rq
found it im sain agine
sane*
jk
im never sain
after 6 hours of markoth
lets make it 7
Yeah, I just about struggled through ascended but I am completely incapable of radiant
iv aleady raghog
with charms
and nail art
and soul
beacuse thats what sane people do
so im going in agine
honestly
markoth gonna be the hardest
ghosts dissolve quite easily in carborane acids
hello chat
strongest superacid
hello ringer
Those are quite illegal to obtain karma
cook what now?
hes just annoying
he has taken 6 hours off of my life
he doesnt look good either
and i still havnt beat him
6??? HE TOOK 4 ATTEMPTS FYM 6 HOURES
I have bad news
im doing it with no soul
wut?
only thorns of agony
noone can
no nail arts
Thorns only rad matkoth is ilpossible
except that one psychopath
oh, yeah then that makes more sense
you try him doing that
i was gonna go charmless
then i realized how agonistng it was
and put ts one
on
nah jk i just love thorns
do yall think i can do it!
After blocking a hit, carefree melody probability resets to 0%
I'm sorry
oooh devs~
second strongest
no its true? you guys didntknow that??
fluoroantimonic is the strongest
To be fair even if it was 1/10 that would mean 1/10^46 to win
ngl
why shouldnt i use that instead
i think that would be easier
then what im doing
ngl
i think i might be the best hollow knight guy if i beat this challenge
Yeah it would probably take that many attempts for me anyway
nah jk
i still suck at this game
but when i beat him
ima send it
and show thorns
ghosts can only dissolve in organic acids
alright

wheres the floor
this is genius
chat what should i play
wait
Hollow knight
im getting 2 indie games
No
ima listing to finale by toby fox
and kick markoths ass!
AHAHAHAHHA
MY PERFECT VICTORY!
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What did you expect
celeste
silksong
Celeste
Lesdes 2
ok
knife ducky
like deafen and sum
i ghocu
eyyeyeye
i ghocu
ascended btw
ascended
try no hitting him on ascended
thats practice
alr
im muted
start the steam
you down for general 2?
try celeste
nah
ill help
vc me
dont give up young knight
dont put it off
you cant do it now not later
alright
live stream me
HOLY
i just beat nkg yesterday
who?
48 attempts
lmao frfr
it took me 20
you on p2 or p3? (p3 and up is hell incarnated)
Good luck
im on p2
okay good that ones easier then p1 tbh
Sheo is fine once you learn the different paint brush colours
yes
huh
sheo is easier then p1. look at his brush the color of his brush represents his next attack
ah
it changes throughout the fight
p4 is chill
its p5 that brings you tears
pure vessle beat my ass like 9 times
hes annoying asf to learn
yh
but once you get used to him he gets really easy
karma haii :3
well wbu :D
oh nice how do you usually discover songs?
basically, shazam is an app that lets you identify songs that you didn't know the name of the song
my every social media
good day people
greetings pain
thanks :D
anyway
he's looking at you...
oh hell nah its the dude 😭
Is that a shuriken eye???
nope
It is
yuppers spawn
so
i was gonnna cook
but im watching dukky rn
shes attapting
shes fighting markoth rn
and shes got him to the 2nd phase
hell yeah!
literally the first game that got me into roblox fandoms
we hate broken spawn
hes the bain of my existance
nah jk i friggin love the little guy
yes :D
yes?
what?
CONGRATS :D
WOW
how many other are you into?
so i installed pale court
YES
how do i
enter it
i cant even beat it normally
but i gotta practice for p5
forsaken, need more heat, delusional and regretvator
and ocean terror
forsaken is a good one
YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
ooh its my first time hearing of these
yes :D
yea
sir
guys ima go, locking in for my exam tmrw
Never played it
U can go to modding help
Or like a watch a youtube video
Did people forget about youtube tutorials
It's him
I don't think I will ever forget
i thouhgt it was a good idea
to try radhog
with only thorns
no soul
no nail arts
its a good idea ::D
why go to such lengths when people even play it here
😭
but yeah
as it appears, i should prbs go to the
yeah?
i regret this so much
what was..
why did i have to add the whole no soul part
im radhog with no nail arts only thorns and no soul
im doing markoth rn
yes you are
.
look without soul
its hard
rad markoth
is terrible
im terrible
i should kym
in hollow knight
i friggin love life
eh
hk isnt life yk 😭
take a break and come back then you'll hv new batteries
speaking from exp

garf, haru, darsh, postal, miyabi
okay thats one
oh also karma
whas' poppin' haru?
3 days on the same f-ing code, and I don't know why it doesn't work
SO GREAT
And you ?
No u dont
yessir i do
making games is fun
But not carrer wise
indie is coolio
Yeah keep it as a hobby
I will be honest vin being a game dev fucking sucks
fair enough ig
That's like the second worst coding industry
dude
i was cooking
dogdhing everyhting markoth had
one misclick dubel jumped
that alll it needed
to make me lose
gay vin...
no its funny i have a bit to run now
so im bisexual as most of you know
im split down the middle
one half is gay, the other is straight
i wonder what each would be like if you cut me in half and gay vin ans straight vin sperated
oh do you like more?
Vin go normal
NORMAL???
Yeah don't talk about splitting yourself
That's scary
Like horror
That's arrows thingy
y'know just pluck me into two pieces
Like avacado?
::D
yes. you sperate the gay and the straight half and then take out the evil mind virus, which is the pit
Where's the furry vin
the one that makes me talk abt nondescript rats
gay vin is definitely the furry
the gayless is wild
im going to make em fight
just give one to a aroace person?
I can refree
winner stays
winners stays
What about the evil mind virus
you gonna put a boy and a girl next to each other
gay vin is really into combat sports, but straight vin actively wrestles
and make your mind fight it out?
nah they are both guys
so you like guys eaither way
no i like both
yes
I am confused now
Vin when did u wake up?
im separating the part that is gay from the one that is straight
now
so like the gay part of me is the one with the smooth and subtle humor. he likes to think of jokes to use later
what if they merge into one?
without the evil mind virus?
oooooo
so guys
So we would either lose yapping vin or furry vin
lets sacrifice furry vin
actually im the yapper
Yeah let's do it
He is like a golden retriever
i want sombody to yap
I love him
me!?
deaduzz
they like, cure cancer, and make affordable space travel but also become a comedian and a content creater bc they are no longer lazy
well karma
did i just get called a golden retriver?
no furry vin means no more well planned stray bullets about how garf is a furry
NOOOO
okay i cant give that up
you the leach im the man you dont understand~
Stop bullying garfieldi
me yes can yes i can!
bc they furry is the one making the smart jokes
i wasted like half of my summer trying to hold on you hand~
keep cooking vin
correction straight is unhinged
yap away
This is how I picture vin in my head
oh phew
A cute little gremlin
wow thats so mean
that thing is NOT cute
no hell no its not cannon
Bad taste opinion rejected
lord karma its cannon right>
Yup
i will kill everyone here if this becomes a garf beeflo moment
I agree
yes ofcourse
guys im leaving
NO
We have like 2 golden retriever 1 grub and 2 weebs me and karma wtf
im being serious
why dont i get to be anything
my train of though is so broken
We are twins
and a forever evolving gwnj
what am i!
true enough
what am i
😔
ace
the grub?
tweaker
u r gambler ace
certified tweaker
truuee
noooooooooo
Golden
heroine addict gambler ace
DAMMIT
i agree
yo hell yeah
im listing to that whole aroace song
like romance is boring type shit
im also demi tho so we are half the same
asexual until you form like a really deep emotional bond with your partner
i believe would be correct terminology
whats aromantic
so like close to a year at the very least before im comfortavle with those things
like yk partner stuff
alright ill just google dw
romanic is buliding a bond
no aromantic is little or no romantic attraction
🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️
it means you still have sexualy attraction
ALSO GANG PLANE WIFI WORKS
oh yeah i get it now
sweet
LETS GOOO
asexual is no seuxal attraction but still romance right?
lmaooo
I am confused
im aroace which is both!
yeah it’s like no sex but still love I think
ew sex
yeah so both together is neither
nasty
aroace right
i would say no if someone asked me
tell me about it
bro scheming
😭
yuh we love aroace
plotting even
realsies
realises what?
im attractied to beating markoth
man keep yourself safe
Why can't we love everyone it's because everyone is a piece of shit who owes me money
why do they owe YOU money
i dont ow you money
I’m attracted to lamps
Liiiiight 🤩
normal is bi lolz
I lend everyone money that mf still hasn't paid me
fuck you all im above you
sashimis a moth spread the words
you got infected sashmini
whos everyone
Aren’t giraffes like predominately gay X3
sashimi
Somebody I used to know
are you canooning rn?
yes 75% of giraffe intercourse is gay
somethin like that
Liiiight
but you didnt HAVE TO CUT ME OFFFF
? 😭
sashimi
answer the man
It feels so rough
@soft marsh I hate coding, I found what was wrong, and I hate it SO MUCH
its too late
explain
you better take that back
i wanna hear haru talk
Let the hate flow through u my apprentice and use the dark side of the force
gambling hate
goated ass song, i die inside whenever i hear the recent vers
and code hate
I’m on a plane for like 10 more hours 😭
Wdym it's so good
is the dark side ai perhaps







